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948add No.15423232
>Zone of the Enders 2nd runner released on PC and with VR support
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME /v/?
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f4f099 No.15423278
11b714 No.15423282
Because everyone is still mad at Konami.
fafa50 No.15423284
>Konami
>Denuvo
>VRshit
Into the trash it goes.
9b2a23 No.15423302
probably because no one wants to give konami any attention
998a8a No.15423308
Because it's konami and it's denuvo riddled
51b636 No.15423311
>denuvo on a 15 year old game
9b2a23 No.15423318
>>15423311
This isn't even my final form, to put denuvo on a free game is to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
36ce14 No.15423320
You could have already emulate it on PC and pirate it on the PS3 with undub.
Honestly I wouldn't even look at the PC version until it's cracked because Fuck Konami, fuck Denuvo, and fuck (you).
948add No.15423321
>>15423284
Pirate it you stupid fuck
948add No.15423324
>>15423320
Zone of the Enders is one of the harder games to emulate well. I am just waiting for the cracked version.
f17682 No.15423348
>>15423326
Consoles are the ultimate form of DRM you cuck
7d59fe No.15423368
speaking as an anon that wasted cash on VR I can say from the demo is that it's alright. For once konami had good QC and vomiting isn't an issue. Worth a pirate.
d7088b No.15423370
>>15423326
>he ignores hardware drm
449dcc No.15423372
>denuvo
Kikenami up to their tricks again.
d7088b No.15423398
i don't emulate ps2 games, but haven't people been playing this game in high res with antialiasing for years now?
i can't imagine anyone knows/gives a shit about this game except for turbo nerds, such as myself
22ca49 No.15423422
>>15423232
/v/ doesnt play videogames, all the anons are to busy sperging at the lastest clickbait that was scraped from twitter or a sjwfaggot site.
f17682 No.15423432
>>15423412
>Weeaboo Sonygger comes into thread
You know everyone wants you to fuck back off to cuckchan right?
We have been able to emulate the game for years. Some people want to play it with the enhanced textures, VR and other shit. Stay cucked.
36ce14 No.15423439
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c546c4 No.15423445
>>15423232
>WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME /v/?
All of us came together one night and decided to leave you specifically in the dark about it.
9b2a23 No.15423448
>>15423445
I still really feel like an email would have sufficed for that, getting everyone together for that was a real pain in the ass
d7088b No.15423450
>>15423439
JRPGs aren't videogames. they're primitive visual novels.
c546c4 No.15423457
>>15423448
It did surprise me how we get maybe 20 people for a gamenight, but the entire board to fuck with just one person. Never change, /v/.
36ce14 No.15423461
>>15423450
>Primitive visual novels
How do you make a visual novel even more primitive than what it is? Get rid of the text? At that point it would be a picture book.
36ce14 No.15423464
>>15423457
>The entire board
I thought it was a site wide thing to get every board together to fuck with him.
c546c4 No.15423473
>>15423464
>I thought it was a site wide thing to get every board together to fuck with him.
It was, but first we had to each get our own boards' anons to gather and then we moved to the super top secret classified underground dark web bunker to discuss the matter further.
And while nobody was looking /sp/ came and stole our gets.
9b2a23 No.15423476
>>15423464
this is why we have to hold these meetings, gotta reconfirms our directions properly so we know we're fucking with this guy together
d7088b No.15423479
>>15423461
>implying jrpgs aren't picture books.
36ce14 No.15423497
>>15423479
>Implying jrpgs have pictures.
Come on, do you think that game devs can afford to make pictures? Those things are expensive.
17fcee No.15423514
>>15423232
because it has denuvo
d0ffe1 No.15423744
>>15423476
Wait you guys didn't invite me to the meeting.
13a9a3 No.15423821
>>15423744
Sorry, but the meeting was specifically no homos only. I wasn't invited either :'(
9b2a23 No.15423893
>>15423744
shoulda checked your memos like I'm checking those dubs
1ccdb1 No.15423909
>>15423348
>Consoles are the ultimate form of DRM you cuck
>implying downloading a pirate game also gives you a free PC
Summer is over kid, get back to school
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442db6 No.15424100
>>15423744
Well let's have one right now, then.
Who has the report from the focus group? The Shitposting Department needs to know if they need to reduce Faggotry levels ASAP.
9b2a23 No.15424122
>>15424100
Let me get shitposting on the phone right now… Yeah hello this is upper mana— this is a professional phone call don't talk to me like that– listen you gotta cut down on LOL threads or bring new content into them right awa—.
they called me a faggot and hung up, let's look at our options before calling them back
3798de No.15424137
>>15423232
Why did they put it on the piratestation? Because of their stupidity I don't have to buy it now. Where is the magnet? Is this a shill thread?
000000 No.15424190
>>15423232
It is only good when it can be pirated. Until then, it is shit. That goes for every single piece of entertainment in existence.
442db6 No.15424226
>>15424122
Huh, that's strange. They started faxing us something…
749882 No.15424246
>>15424227
What do we send back? Should we fax a smug loli?
9b2a23 No.15424265
>>15424246
Okay first person in this office to get doubles decides what we send back to them but after that we're getting back on topic. synergy and structure, folks
442db6 No.15424270
>>15424246
I already prepared a draft, but we can change it if we need to. Their fax number is (650) 628-5999.
442db6 No.15424288
>>15424265
Do we have anyone from the Numbers Department here to check 'em?
c546c4 No.15424289
I like the initial draft, but it lacks both a benis and loss. Anyone here who could get a hold of someone from the drawfag department? It's been vacant for a few months now and their salaries have been cut by 100% but sometimes they still come to work for some reason.
9b2a23 No.15424303
>>15424288
the dubs are right there and you didn't even bring an image, this is exactly why we have to have these meetings
9cf0b3 No.15424328
I like where this thread is going
e52f8d No.15424330
>>15423794
Can I get a source pretty please?
442db6 No.15424337
>>15424303
Fine, since I did get dubs, I think I'll take >>15424289's suggestion and call the Drawfag Department.
c546c4 No.15424363
>>15424330
You'll have to fill out the "Source Request v14.88" form and hand it into the request box near the reverse image search department.
It usually takes a week before you get an answer, so I wouldn't get my hopes up.
4e7a3e No.15424378
>i loved ZOE
>if it's not too much jew gold maybe i'll get the PC version so i can play 2 again
>denuvo
Fuck off konami.
442db6 No.15424392
Dang, looks like they're not picking up. I'll leave them a message… Uh, hi, management here. We need a drawfag on the double for our report. Please call us back soon as you can.
13a9a3 No.15424399
>>15424330
You'll need to talk with the Image Search Department, but after making the inquery myself it was only found through (((google))) so I'll do you a favor to avoid having to use the botnet. That slant eye seems to a 'Zaizen Tokiko' hope I'm pronouncing that right and the only person in that non-porno. That should be enough information in tags to find it under the site of your choice.
442db6 No.15424409
Shoot, looks like I accidentally called the GamerGate thread. Looking up the extension for the Drawfag Department now.
e52f8d No.15424415
>>15424363
I wouldn't ask if reverse search didn't fail me.
442db6 No.15424423
Wait, what the hey guys?! Do we not have a Drawfag Department? I can't find it!
c546c4 No.15424433
>>15424392
While we wait for someone to call back, what are we going to add to our fax?
I must insist on a loss watermark, for safety reasons of course.
>>15424409
>Shoot, looks like I accidentally called the GamerGate thread
Aw man, I like the guys working there, but the department itself is so run down as of late and their work has also dropped in quality.
>>15424423
Oh shoot. This is kind of an emergency, maybe we could either make a temporary one or worst case, we'd need to outsource to some third world website.
442db6 No.15424486
>>15424433
Outsourcing is just a hassle. What else are we going to add?
c34b95 No.15424499
I get that it's Konami and DENUVO combined but looking at the Steamcharts stats, what the fuck? Is it reality that only 153 people purchased this?
749882 No.15424503
>>15424486
How about a secret goatsie? That's pretty professional looking to have on a document.
e52f8d No.15424508
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c546c4 No.15424559
All right everybody. I've set up a temporary Drawfag Department here >>15424555
Hopefully we'll get some applicants with at least adequate portfolios for this project.
442db6 No.15424561
>>15424503
Great idea. Looks smart, modern, and chic.
f17682 No.15424562
>>15424190
Are you calling Battle For Bikini Bottom shit anon?
442db6 No.15424584
>>15424559
Excellent. We can hold off on that fax for now. Still need that focus group report.
c546c4 No.15424610
>>15424584
Who was supposed to be in charge of it anyway?
I hope it wasn't Mark from Finances. God, I cannot stand that guy. I don't know how he does it but our numbers have been in the red for months now and he keeps "hiring" unpaid interns who know jack about what they're doing either.
442db6 No.15424657
>>15424610
Good news, it's not Mark, bad news, it's for (You).
fe6fbe No.15424690
Hey I'm the head animator from the animation department and I was at the drawfag sector when management called. You guys need a benis for your draft?
442db6 No.15424707
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>>15424690
Give us the biggest benis you got. We need to get this to Shitposting pronto.
442db6 No.15424730
Reminder that it is Employee Movie Night, too. Bring your own snacks, but no nut products because Jerry is allergic.
https://cytu.be/r/BMNight
c546c4 No.15424749
>>15424657
JUST
I'll try to find it.
Here's all the 2018 Reports. Let's see…
>Damage Report - Asshurt Department
>Damage Control Report - Newfag Department
>Cholesterol Damage Report - Cheese Cake Department
>Brain Damage Report - /leftypol/ Department
I'm not finding it anywhere!
I might need to head over to the Share Department to ask for help.
9b2a23 No.15424752
>>15424730
yeah I got a little piece the boys are gonna love, we gotta do it this time
c546c4 No.15431740
Anybody find the report yet? And what about the big benis for the fax?
fafa50 No.15431819
>>15424730
I’ll give Jerry the biggest nut I can if you get what I mean.
6a8972 No.15431821
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>>15423232
>Cucknami
>Kikongo Anti-Pamper
>WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME /v/?
Because
THE PAIN STILL GROWS
1dc438 No.15439350
>>15423232
It's actually pretty good even if it is Konami.