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File: 9024cccccfc9077⋯.jpg (69.88 KB, 887x497, 887:497, 153144454453.jpg)

66c0a4  No.15332519

Nothing depresses me more than the death of handhelds.

Sony will never make another one, Nintendo is moving away from traditional handhelds, phones have replaced the casual masses desire for portable gaming. I grew up on handhelds and was in my late teens when they hit their peak with the DS and PSP. Being technologically advanced enough to run any kind of game while still limited enough to encourage creativity and maximum optimisation. The Vita was the last hurrah of handhelds, the last time they truly pushed the boundaries of what was possible.

In 10 years handhelds will be forgotten to time, like how a child today looks at you and says "The fuck is a VHS?".

933a89  No.15332540

Hate to say it but due to phones handhelds pretty much went on their way.


861524  No.15332551

I'm still hoping for a Sega handheld, the market is wide-open for it right now and they've got games they could easily put on it, especially with them announcing they'll look into reviving older IPs and whatnot

At any rate Ninty might release a real handheld in 2019 from what it sounds like; dunno if it'll just be a smaller version of the Switch or not though. At any rate I largely agree, things really went down the shitter. I think handhelds can still have success easily if its desired enough by the company. Sony sold over 80 million PSPs on its first foray into handhelds. Nintendo has sold over 80 million 3DSes total and are still selling even in current year

There are powerful, cheap options to make great hardware right now and its just being ignored right now and its a fucking travesty


b60844  No.15332555

>>15332519

Do not despair OP. It is better for someone to die a hero than live long enough to become a villain.

https://invidio.us/watch?v=l7yxJDFvTRM


8ce45d  No.15332630

>>15332519

Not entirely true. Nintendo has stated that they will consider making a predecessor to the 3DS, given how well it continues to sell, and Sony has stated that they aren't completely opposed to making a new handheld. There may be at least one generation of handhelds left to look forward to.


1ba0e8  No.15332642

File: 5d31198e4d3c762⋯.jpg (44.75 KB, 768x432, 16:9, e2996bb588d81fb19415205c2a….jpg)

Consider it steve jobs' last fuck you to real gamers for the extreme unpopularity of mac gaming. His 2007 smartphone eventually caused the death of gaming platforms that actually had Good libraries. Not mobileshit casual trash.

also, mint condition 2007 iphones are selling for $11,000-$20,000. Excuse me?!?


861524  No.15332653

>>15332630

>predecessor

Wrong word


e348e7  No.15332660

>>15332642

>also, mint condition 2007 iphones are selling for $11,000-$20,000. Excuse me?!?

Would those even be viable for actual usage all these years later, given the nature of replacing the hardware in communication towers every so often, let alone dropping manufacture of certain components and services? Or do they just hold that value as a sealed "artifact" or whatever?

>>15332630

>making a predecessor to the 3DS

So a DS then?


63c093  No.15332662

Mark my fucking words, the final push is for all technology to be in one device. Smartphones and tablets will eventually become one, and take everything else with it.

Cameras are in their death knell. The camera on a modern Samsung is better than most DSLRs from a decade ago. Only bridge cameras remain unopposed in sheer fidelity.

Radio? All you need is a pair of $2 headphones and they will receive signals just as good as a portable radio can.

Television has been slowly dying for the past 15 years. Though there was a failed attempt to bring television to phones (DMB), streaming has made it obsolete. Same with physical audio and video media.

And as for gaming? Well, if the Switch is anything to go by, then that's on the menu too I'm afraid.

Soon the only separate portable electric appliance you'll own is your fucking toothbrush.


7cb085  No.15332667

File: 139989d5102d989⋯.png (114.55 KB, 244x507, 244:507, jalter.png)

>handhelds

>dying

>the switch

>not considered a handheld

handhelds aren't dying, at least not in japan where mobile gaming is a pastime while commuting, lol


f67251  No.15332691

File: a16880cbb10813e⋯.jpg (561.23 KB, 3000x2250, 4:3, vpCub7d.jpg)

>>15332667

The switch is not a handheld. Hell, it's barely portable without a dedicated dork purse to carry around in. At best, you can fit it in a pair of cargo pants pockets - but you have to detach the JoyCons and put those in one pocket, while the tablet goes in the other pocket. You certainly couldn't fit it in a standard front pocket. And if you're the kind of retard that puts delicate electronics in you back pocket where your curved fat ass is going to apply maximum pressure to a brittle flat surface - then you deserve to have your shit broken.


7cb085  No.15332697

>>15332662

>>15332683

>>15332686

i wish blackpillers like you two would just be done with it and kill yourselves already

you contribute nothing, you're barely real human beings despite your self-perception that you're the only ones who can see the "truth" or whatever the fuck you think it is

you're literally just human buoys that fluctuate according to the opinions and beliefs of real human beings

kill yourselves

>>15332691

the switch is about as big as a psp or a vita, it's a handheld.


1ba0e8  No.15332703

>>15332660

Well, it's the "first" iphone and all that. Even if it's a useless brick today, you know how those collector types are. They'll buy something mint in the box but never actually use it. It's just something to put on their shelves while they watch its "mint condition" value go up as the years go by.


7cb085  No.15332709

>>15332705

it has portable capabilities and it's small enough to hold in your hand

it's a handheld


0501c2  No.15332710

File: d99aa2e1798b447⋯.png (76.93 KB, 188x264, 47:66, d99aa2e1798b44725c43dec53e….png)

>>15332697

It's a tablet with a nintendo logo and a piece of shit, faggot. flood detected post discarded


63c093  No.15332712

>>15332697

>Switch is a handheld

It ain't a handheld, even though some may consider it as such. It's a test run to see if people want to play "serious" i.e. full size games in a somewhat portable manner, even if they do have to carry it around in their bags. True portability will come later once the tech gurus start fucking around with nanotubes and you'll need a microscope to build a gaming computer, if that even remains an option.


7cb085  No.15332717

>>15332710

stop trying to post in multiple threads at once, faggot

>>15332712

why do you think it's not a handheld?

>It's a test run to see if people want to play "serious" i.e. full size games in a somewhat portable manner, even if they do have to carry it around in their bags.

>no but yes but no

so you admit it's a handheld


0501c2  No.15332726

File: 7d533027305ce46⋯.jpg (6.63 KB, 200x160, 5:4, 7d533027305ce461e20795d68b….jpg)

>>15332717

>defending marks shitty "spam" filter

>defending mark

>ever


62658c  No.15332743

File: ada05ff100b584c⋯.png (57.2 KB, 309x170, 309:170, disapproving link.png)

>>15332726

I'll stop defending Mark when hair-trigger retards stop giving me reason to.


7cb085  No.15332749

>>15332726

>thinking i'm defending that kike by telling you to wait a moment before posting again

it's not hard, you fucking idiot


63c093  No.15332752

File: a9aaad684122d3d⋯.jpg (123.17 KB, 1066x800, 533:400, img-2641_orig.jpg)

>>15332717

There is a marked difference between "handheld" and "portable". Pic related is considered "handheld", but would you call it portable?

The whole point of a portable console is to fit in one's pocket. To be able to take it with you without wearing anything extra, and maybe a spare set of batteries too. That's one of, if not the main contributing factor as to why none of Nintendo's competitors were able to beat it. Game Gear was too big, as was the Nomad. The Lynx was too big. And of course, the PSP was too big. The only rival that got it right was the Neo Geo Pocket, and they were never a rival.

If it can't fit in your pocket and needs a case, then it arguably isn't a portable. It's a handheld and that's it. A modern Mac where all the internals are built into the monitor can be considered a "handheld" if you carry it with you.


92f080  No.15332754

File: 92c088d6c5d2ac3⋯.mp4 (160.34 KB, 256x320, 4:5, Smiling_Cat.mp4)

>The Switch isn't a handheld

>It's gonna kill Nintendo, it's shit! IT'S SHIT, WHERE ARE ALL MY INCEST VNS!!!?!!??!?!

Nintenfaggots may be delusional, but they're not THIS delusional


f67251  No.15332761

File: fdc1eec58cd54b3⋯.jpg (83.11 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, PSPSwitch.jpg)

File: cf7233251b98031⋯.jpg (17.51 KB, 480x360, 4:3, psp go.jpg)

>>15332697

>the switch is about as big as a psp

Not even close. The Switch Tablet is 6 3/4in in length without the JoyCons. The PSP is just under that at 6 5/8ths inch. With the JoyCons attached, it's about 9 3/8ths. The Switch is also significantly taller, at 4 inches - while the PSP is only about 2 1/4. In the pair of cargo pants I have with the deepest pockets, the switch is long enough that part of the screen and one of the entire joycons are sticking up out of the pocket.

>The Switch is a handheld because it's just as portable as the PSP

Yeah, if you disassemble the fucking thing and keep the controllers in a separate pocket

You can hold a PSP, Vita, GBA SP, DS, etc comfortably in one hand. You have to balance the Switch, again - unless you detach the JoyCons - at which place it's no longer a handheld anyhow since you're setting the unit up elsewhere (like a table or your lap) and your HANDS are only holding the controller bits. unless you have freakishly big hands

Switch is portable, not a handheld.


0501c2  No.15332762

File: 81c829818fe0182⋯.jpg (26.94 KB, 345x458, 345:458, 81c829818fe0182ff377c724ff….jpg)

>>15332749

>he is still defending marks filter

>implying it is without faults

>he is still defending mark

I never posted in another thread, faggot.


d7eb38  No.15332765

>>15332519

They may die, but the good ones live on as emulators.


e16361  No.15332774

File: 29a419dee6ea9ad⋯.jpg (45.8 KB, 630x478, 315:239, good.jpg)

Handhelds were always shit. Endless recharging or battery changing shit. Small ass screens to rape your eyes. Any of them doing anything impressive only exacerbated the recharging/battery nonsense to the point where you were almost as tethered to an outlet or ready supply of batteries as you would be on a fucking console/desktop PC. They had plenty of great games, and every one I've liked I've liked significantly more when I've played them emulated on anything but a handheld.


25a2dd  No.15332788

File: 4985c066b6ab236⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 9.43 MB, 3445x2477, 3445:2477, d245b6f0221e90150113d071e6….png)

>>15332754

Incest VNs are great, you shut your whore mouth.

>>15332752

I have a PSP, but I'd never try to play it anywhere outside thanks to the awful screen.

I carry it with me on trips or just play it at home in bed.


f67251  No.15332798

File: 458a1522b0180f2⋯.jpg (243.42 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, switch-thermal-design.jpg)

File: 9f768ceaa266388⋯.jpg (42.54 KB, 592x444, 4:3, 58bf7ceccbba4.jpg)

>>15332761

>>15332697

Something else to point out, is that sticking a Nintendo Switch in your pockets is a fucking terrible idea due to the way Switch cools itself compared to actual handhelds which are intended to go into pockets. The PSP, 3DS, Vita, your goddamned phone… all these other devices, they all use passive cooling. So the outside of the unit is more or less a completely closed unit aside from dedicated inputs. Lint and dust and shit - even if they get into these ports, aren't drawn further into the system and across vital components.

The Switch is cooled with a fan, and has air intakes on the back of the tablet. While you're not likely to have it on in your pocket - lint and crumbs and other shit you nasty fucks have in your unwashed clothes there's plenty of horror stories about terrible hygiene from the Nintendo/Smash fan communities at conventions will rub into the grating covering the air intakes - and will get sucked into the unit by the airflow when you do turn it on.


878ccc  No.15332811

>>15332774

>Handhelds were always shit

Said the faggot who never owned one.

>Endless recharging or battery changing shit

It's not 1990 anymore. Not every handheld is the SEGA Game Gear.

>Small ass screens to rape your eyes

Funny, this doesn't bother billions of people who sit infront of their even smaller smartphone screens.

you're just mad mommy never bought you that Nintendoo Pokeman thingy you always wanted :^)


c04cb2  No.15332831

>>15332667

Do japanese subways sound like a noisy slot machine casino with all the handhelds?


e16361  No.15332832

>>15332798

>Nintendo variant of planned obsolescence where your Switch handheld kills itself using your god-awful soytendo hygiene

Ehehehe all according to keikaku *rub rub*

>>15332811

>Said the faggot who never owned one

GB, GBC, GBA, DS, DSlite, 3DS

>It's not 1990 anymore

Sadly true.

>this doesn't bother billions of bugpeople with their neck craned staring at social media on their smartphone all day

Complete fucking meme of an argument, and my piece of shit phone's screen is actually a couple times bigger than the screen of every handheld I listed that I've owned. It barely cost me anything, so yeah, get a decent phone.

>you're just mad mommy never bought you that Nintendoo Pokeman thing you always wanted

I had a ~$2000 gaming computer when the pocketmen fad was at its peak, and I played them on release up to and through gen 3.

>All of this fucking Leddit formatting

Go back.


1ba0e8  No.15332839

File: d0f1940e901ca32⋯.png (898.99 KB, 1360x680, 2:1, doublevomit.png)

>>15332788

>twincest


6b1844  No.15332841

File: e059b2c7aec4997⋯.jpg (249.21 KB, 1477x1941, 1477:1941, 2007.jpg)

>>15332642

Daily reminder that Steve Jobs not only fucked videogames, but the entire internet as a whole.

That faggot didn't die of cancer. He was cancer incarnate. I'm glad he's fucking dead.


f67251  No.15332853

File: 619ba683c7dd21d⋯.jpg (53.22 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, Get Bent.jpg)

File: a9499f67f1da875⋯.jpg (109.71 KB, 1140x760, 3:2, Nintendo-Switch-Bendgate-T….jpg)

File: f61acf441949f7b⋯.jpg (24.19 KB, 830x380, 83:38, 5947d3fa814444133cab63e990….jpg)

File: 73add9ffaebfdb4⋯.jpg (35.59 KB, 800x450, 16:9, UtHAGlNUkPxl6et79APEMxKhRf….jpg)

>>15332832

>Ehehehe all according to keikaku *rub rub*

I'd say you were onto something, but the goddamned thing overheats and warps just from playing in docked mode because they sabotaged failed to account for proper airflow in the dock. One of the vents is entirely cut off (or at least, obstructed).


878ccc  No.15332881

File: ae10844419ac63a⋯.jpg (42.55 KB, 640x438, 320:219, posture 2.jpg)

File: b8b817ea77ed8a7⋯.jpg (158.72 KB, 544x841, 544:841, bad posture.jpg)

File: 3fba96a0adde41a⋯.png (123.09 KB, 383x257, 383:257, nosferatu.png)

>>15332832

If I could I'd only ever play on my handhelds. Laying in bed while gaming is maximum comfy. PC gaming on the other hand is literally unhealthy.

>blood clots

>shitty posture

>hemorrhoids

>autism

>atheism


2e2610  No.15332898

>>15332881

>implying you have to sit to play on PC


e16361  No.15332915

>>15332898

Even if you do sit, you hardly have to sit hunched over like a fucking gargoyle as anon might have you believe. He's gotten enough (You)'s though, too many.


878ccc  No.15332933

File: 5a8078a0560d929⋯.jpg (174.38 KB, 497x544, 497:544, 876.jpg)

>>15332898

True, if you're suicidal.


054c00  No.15332989

>>15332839

it's probably selfcest, actually, since "Lily Black" is just Lily White wearing a black dress.

>>15332933

>Not standing at the your PC


17d8d5  No.15333041

File: 95eda01081e140e⋯.png (5.16 KB, 348x250, 174:125, Oekaki.png)

>Decide on an arbitrary storage method that does nothing but let you crank the fuck out of the price for any additional storage On a handheld, where you would actually want to have more digital titles despite that being the one gripe it was with you previous handheld

>Lock down file management on the device to the point that it exceeds the reasonable amount of effort needed to put files on it

>Patch out video and audio downloading entirely because someone figured out how to get it to download software instead of fixing the "issue"

>Make it incompatible with custom theme tools that were available for both your previous systems

>Deliberately making your storage too small for adapters to be reasonably made leaving the community to put storage into the 3G adapter

>Let your American branch decide to make the decision to require multiple storage devices for multiple user accounts for regions

>Then allow American branch to break the storefront and never fix it, and additionally do fuck all for stocking retailers with hard copies without punishing them

>Release Console version of the system but still use arbitrary storage

>The only saving grace is a company that got famous for selling nip shit footing the bill to do physical publishing

The vita is such a goddamn mess and it's hard to feel bad for it.


cc1774  No.15333055

>>15332519

There is nothing wrong with phones. Even better its open platform like PC with piracy.


17d8d5  No.15333058

>>15333055

All modern smartphones being derivatives of the iPod Touch makes phone gaming inherently shit, and that's not even getting into the fucked state of peripherals on mobile devices.


d149ad  No.15333059

>>15333041

I have one and I've hacked the shit out of it. With SD2Vita and access to custom PS1 Eboots I can say it is the greatest handheld that will ever grace us and Sony's complete idiocy in marketing/proprietary storage is the biggest video game crime ever committed.

Why does this shit happen to good consoles?


000000  No.15333533

>>15332519

That is what you get for supporting the industry.

Always buy PC components via smugglers only. Pirate everything else.


6f479e  No.15333584

The switch isnt a proper handheld but its the best we are going to get

Here is hoping the devs treat it more like a handheld and less of a mario machine that gets np games like the Wii U and Wii


6f479e  No.15333595

>>15333055

Everything is wrong with phone gaming but the biggest problem is that its not a gaming device and has no games


55497d  No.15333708

File: 78723165ac00cf6⋯.gif (1020.11 KB, 245x180, 49:36, 78723165ac00cf657506bb83dd….gif)

Handheld were FUCKING gay. They got the best games because Japes made the best games. Now japes will be forced to work on consoles and PC. That is perfectly okay with me because handheld are for fucking fags.


ce5fad  No.15333720

>>15332915

>>15332933

Someone's not Chad enough


6f479e  No.15333721

>>15333708

Thats not how it works faggot


699ca5  No.15333741

yeah it's sad, I was hoping for one last pokemon game on the 3ds that could fully take advantage of the hardware, now the best we might get is a multiplat release on 3ds and switch


58509d  No.15333747

>>15332519

nothing depresses me more than a good game being developed for a handheld. what a waste.


55497d  No.15333749

>>15332761

>Steelseries.

Anon is a #bullyhunter guys


55497d  No.15333758

>>15333747

This. People who leave their house to play video games deserve bullying. The only acceptable game to play outside of the borders of your home is Monster Hunter


58509d  No.15333787

File: e96370c23dc42e5⋯.jpg (22.48 KB, 385x443, 385:443, GBC_SYSTEM_GRAPE.jpg)

>>15332989

>standing at the your PC

tbh, i stood playing games as a kid, and i still stand at my PC/TV when playing a game. but only if its good/intense.

>>15333758

>outside of the borders of your home is Monster Hunter

huh? how. because the handheld versions are good? id still prefer them be on pc or any standard console. any time i play a good handheld game, i just think the whole time "wow, this would be awesome if i could play it like a real game"

the only time i play games out of the house is when im stuck in my car waiting for someone/something or in a terrible traffic jam. or during a blackout.

i keep a purple gameboy color in the umbrella compartment of the door in my car. i have links awakening, oracle of ages, kirby and friends, tetris, and metroid II.

why was this the gameboy color's default color?


d59359  No.15333830

>>15332831

People there wear headphones, so no. Subways are noisy, you wouldn't be able to hear your game otherwise.


db289d  No.15333962

File: d5d273c50c03df1⋯.jpg (137.8 KB, 960x544, 30:17, 2018-08-13-132945.jpg)

File: 44de77c0aa604b7⋯.png (832.65 KB, 960x544, 30:17, 2018-08-19-173806.png)

File: 0f9c74d8c943c01⋯.png (621.81 KB, 960x544, 30:17, SuperRobotWarzV_02.png)

File: 30441cdec6d7ff6⋯.jpg (151.79 KB, 960x544, 30:17, 2018-04-18-152812.jpg)

File: 587475ce92fa137⋯.jpg (59.11 KB, 960x544, 30:17, 2018-07-06-190420.jpg)

>>15333708

>implying arent the best platforms for games being creative (due of weaker hardware = smaller budgets) and focusing on gameplay

>actually being able to play anywhere you want is apparently a bad thing

lmao you fag

>>15333041

It was badly managed, especially by its western branches, but it sure got more japanese support than the 3DS or even the PS4 (until like 4-5 years later). And like the other anon said, it's godtier level once you hack it.


95c2e8  No.15333980

File: 716600f92931f78⋯.png (32.36 KB, 1069x1024, 1069:1024, 1530794781388.png)

>>15332540

>people would rather play something with Tiger Electronics depth on a shitty non-gaming device just because they are more powerful than handhelds

>Yeah it might be a soulless casual p2w baby game but at least i get slightly better graphics while watching jewtubers and i can pirate more casualshit games! Take that handhelds!

Gaming is about anything but fun gameplay nowadays. I hate this wave of gaming globalism that Valvedrone PCMRedditors started.


db289d  No.15333985

>>15333962

*implying handhelds arent the best platforms

I should really double-check before posting


ea7468  No.15334039

>>15333980

ripp?

more like

BRRRAAAPPPPP


58509d  No.15334251

>>15333985

its ok, nobody is going to reply to your bait anyway.


db289d  No.15334286

File: 77acc64decacc41⋯.jpg (159.26 KB, 960x544, 30:17, 2017-08-31-121901.jpg)

File: 4b47f4c381f9ec3⋯.jpg (216.15 KB, 960x544, 30:17, 2017-05-06-185609.jpg)

File: 81ae36b052d451e⋯.jpg (180.89 KB, 960x544, 30:17, 2018-06-14-170920.jpg)

>>15334251

said the guy who claims "games developed on handhelds are a waste"


58509d  No.15334307

>>15334286

i never said that. i specified good games.

and yes, good games made for a handheld are a waste. for the same reason a good game made for the virtuaboy is a waste.

its an inferior way to play a game. so having to play a good game an inferior way, is a waste.

how is this wrong?


1b7072  No.15334336

Only people who use handhelds are kids, girls and Marvel shirt wearing spergs inexplicably in public.


db289d  No.15334380

File: 266bf612ef7ceea⋯.jpg (75.84 KB, 960x544, 30:17, 2018-05-12-082102.jpg)

File: 8378e8fda6dcc93⋯.jpg (107.24 KB, 960x544, 30:17, 2018-03-31-165209.jpg)

>>15334307

>how is this wrong?

Because its a total bunch of crap with no arguments. Like said earlier, handhelds were the last bastion of low-budget and creative/fun games because of hardware restrictions. They couldnt enable also the whole cinematic crap like home consoles have been doing for a long while.

Handheld versions, especially on PSP and Vita, of console games also often had extra content compared to their original releases


58509d  No.15334483

>>15334380

ok, so your argument is that the games are better? because of the limitations in handhelds it forces devs to be better?

how does that refute what i said? handheld device is still the inferior way to play a game.


55497d  No.15334576

>>15334380

Holding a tiny LED screen inches away from your face is borderline the most retarded FUCKING thing you could do.


a26fb2  No.15334597

>>15334483

It's also the only way to play a game in a lot of places, so your argument is moot unles you are a massive autist who can't stand not having a screen the size of his wife's boyfriend's dick across.


58509d  No.15334676

File: 7bda9c5a28dcc77⋯.jpg (17.35 KB, 252x250, 126:125, 7bda9c5a28dcc771ff9495e239….jpg)

>>15334597

>handheld is the only way to play a game

>in public

>bing bing wahoo

>on a tiny screen

>hunched over

>awkward small controller

yea, thats not ausitic at all. but do you know what is autistic? playing in the privacy of your own home, on a couch, with a comfy controller, on a nice large TV at an appropriate distance, with a good sound system.


b78e6e  No.15334718

>>15334676

Sometimes people are outside because they have to be Quentin.


22c05c  No.15334763

>>15334676

I don't want to look autistic on transportation so instead of playing games I just stare at nothing.


58509d  No.15334814

>>15334718

>excuses

so? its still an inferior way to play. its a compromise, hence why its a waste when the only way to play games, is a platform based on compromising controls/video/audio in favor of portability.

>>15334763

i usually listen to music and shut my eyes. or look out the window or read something. but most of the time, im driving, because im an adult.


b85e19  No.15334825

Vita?

Man… I still can't get over the death of the GBA


55497d  No.15334847

>>15334825

The GBA was absolute trash


e478e5  No.15334912

I liked handhelds because they prolonged the existence of platforms that weren't particularly suitable for 3D.


39ba4e  No.15334939

>>15334847

the hardware was trash but there were good games


861524  No.15334956

>>15334939

>>15334825

>replying to Gamezard


db289d  No.15334962

File: f9d88fddf255af5⋯.jpg (135.91 KB, 960x544, 30:17, 2018-03-01-213103.jpg)

>>15334483

>because of the limitations in handhelds it forces devs to be better?

It forced devs to think twice on how to properly use their tools, leading to more thoroughly evaluating what and how, rather than just jumping to the first thing that is thought of as "cool" and churning it out mechanically. This is likely because the technical constraints required to stay in a creative mindset in order to be able to use the tools at all.

It's not just the handhelds in particular, but it was true for older systems from previous decades as well. Old games were interesting partly because of technical constraints, not in spite of them. Handhelds were just the last remnants of that rule

>>15334676

>>15334814

>fearing judgement from literal random nobodies in public places on just owning a handheld

>trying this hard to act like an "adult"

You sound like a normalfag with a serious lack of self-confidence


58509d  No.15334989

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>>15334962

>more excuses

>thinks bing bing wahoo in public makes him an adult


fc8f5c  No.15335010

File: 466e0917e3c8a86⋯.png (59.84 KB, 224x308, 8:11, img000009.png)

I never owned a handheld, carrying anything in public over 50 burgers that isn't a book seems like an open invitation to get mugged. I did contemplate getting one a few years back during an extended trip a few years back but it was a one off thing so I kept my cash.


066375  No.15335057

>>15335010

>running around public with your handheld

<not getting comfy inside your own four walls

Did your mom drop you into a vat of baka brew when you were little?


a5bd14  No.15335158

Handhelds failed because there is no reason to own one unless you are a child. I can't think of the last time I actually had an opportunity to play a handheld console besides my phone because I'm not a kid who rides in the back of my moms car for a decent amount of time anymore. I'm either driving, at work, on my lunch break or doing something social with friends when I'm outside the house and in none of these situations is it appropriate or convenient to pull out a handheld, or even your phone for that matter but that doesn't stop some people. When I am at home why would I pull out a handheld instead of just turning on the TV or my PC to play some games? Handhelds are dying because kids have smart phones now and companies like Nintendo are responding in a smart way by changing the direction their handheld consoles are going like with the Switch. Pulling out a handheld in public as a grown adult is not unacceptable just because of the sight of it like Quentin would like you to believe but it's that a grown responsible adult should not even have the time to do such things in public or they should have the foresight to respect the time of their friends and family when out in a social event. The only exception in any of this is if you ride the bus on a regular basis but even then pulling a 3ds out in public transit will just make you a huge target for a robbery anyway.


db289d  No.15335176

File: 0bf76dbac10e51f⋯.png (606.74 KB, 960x544, 30:17, 2018-07-26-004611.png)

>>15334989

>many realize video games are socially acceptable now and everyone and their moms have played something like Angry Birds, Candy Crush or whatever p2w shit on their phones in public

>but a device dedicated to playing games is socially unacceptable somehow

anon please

It just really turns out that you feel like playing video games is something shameful to the point you need to hide it. Not really "adult" at all to feel this self-conscious about your hobby, likely within a community that couldn't care less about it


5d86ea  No.15335299

>I will never play Phoenix Wright in the car for the first time again

That was such a fucking relaxing game man!


41ec5b  No.15335813

File: f677e5980d01d55⋯.jpg (83.54 KB, 1024x961, 1024:961, blushu 2.jpg)

>>15333708

There were plenty of good handheld psp for me western games anon. In fact I remember two games, one was a driving game where you'd drive around and shoot the shit out of the other racers. The other was a medal of honor like game but on the psp. Playing those two games plus a bunch of others which I don't remember well on a long drive was the shit. if anyone recognized the driving game for the love of god tell me the fucking name, I really want to play it again for fuck sake

>>15334989

If you enjoy a game and you're capable of playing it in public while waiting for a friend on for the bus to get where you need to be then there's no issue with playing a game, you could play fucking candy crush and I'd call that more productive by a margin of 0.005% rather than just sitting there looking like a bored faggot. if you're also too scared to be seen playing a game you might want to reevaluate your life


cf5056  No.15336608

Touch screens will never be able to replace a controller.


b5423d  No.15336716

>>15332752

PSP was pretty much the same size as a Game Boy. A little longer but much thinner in both width and depth. Vita is about the same. Game Gear was a bit much for me to carry in my pocket, but I carried my original Game Boy, PSP, and Vita around all the time.

>Game Boy: 148 x 90 x 32 mm

>Game Boy Pocket: 127.6 x 77.6 x 25.3 mm

>Game Boy Color: 133.5 x 78 x 27.4 mm

>DS: 148.7 x 84.7 x 28.9 mm

>PSP: 170 x 74 x 23 mm


b5423d  No.15336721

>>15335813

Twisted Metal: Head-On. I'm surprised you don't remember it.


ab5419  No.15336739

>portable devices are gone, what do we do? :((((

>the switch is doing pretty well, anon

>UGGGHHHH but I don't like the switch >:(

great thread, op


b5423d  No.15336826

>>15332774

I agree that most of the time I ever spent playing a handheld was tethered to an outlet. But it's still comfy to be able to move around and not be tied to a tv, or worse yet, a computer. Don't even have to look at the tv, so my options for where I can play comfortably, and how I can sit, are greatly expanded, even if I'm plugged in. Also I can watch tv while playing.

>>15335010

>>15335158

>robbery

What third world shitholes do you live in that you get robbed on the bus or subway?


41ec5b  No.15338311

>>15336721

I found the game last night, it was full auto 2.

I also found my psp and put it on charge so I could play a couple of my games but it wont charge past the second bar and 58%. Which is weird, I've never known a battery to be unable to charge above a certain %


66c0a4  No.15338421

>>15336739

The Switch isn't a portable, for a number of reasons.

1. It primarily gets console games, I don't want console games on my handheld I want handheld games. "Games are game hurr" you might say, but you're missing the point. Handheld games are a specific thing all to themselves, you'd know if you ever owned one.

2. It's fucking massive, it's portable in the same way a laptop is: stick it in a bag and grab the cables and you're good. It's not a handheld.

I like the switch…as a console. It's not a handheld.


db289d  No.15338453

>>15338421

> It primarily gets console games, I don't want console games on my handheld I want handheld games.

The PSP and Vita had lot of ports of home consoles games though. The main difference is that they were actually the fun kind as a whole that focused more on gameplay than graphix

I still agree on the idea that you wont see handheld games on the Switch namely because of the hardware itself, especially how it tries to compete against home consoles directly. And yeah the size of the Switch is too massive, the tablet form itself (without the joycons) is bigger than the Vita.


41ec5b  No.15338470

File: 87620cbd665408c⋯.png (398.9 KB, 370x737, 370:737, sena two hundred billion.png)

tfw went to play on my psp and my monster hunter game I had but not only is the battery buggered and the analog broken but my memory stick doesn't work either


1b7072  No.15339491

>>15334962

Anyone over the age of 14 with a handheld in public is a mancheild sperg who makes being a normalfag look desirable.


b5423d  No.15339720

>>15338421

>1. It primarily gets console games, I don't want console games on my handheld I want handheld games.

This is stupid. The PSP and Vita got tons of console ports and they were great. Hell, one of the best things to use a Vita for is Remote Play so you can play PS4 games with the comfiness of a handheld, so long as you've got a good connection.

I get the point of handheld games preferably being something easier to pick up and play in short bursts if you want, but even on the original Game Boy, Link's Awakening was fundamentally no different from Link to the Past gameplay wise. And the most popular handheld games are Pokemon, which are no different from console RPGs aside from the trading and battle aspects, which have always been secondary in practice, and have just become less and less relevant over time, especially since it's all online now.




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