e7b216 No.15311028
Hello, I come from the futureit sucks, my name is Steve12. The year I live in is the year 42069. So we're, like, basically, really smart. Ask me questions about future video games. most are pozzed to shit Challenge me and watch as I laugh as your best performers fail instantly in our cyber game world.I am a future man. I wear football shoulder pad with spikes attached to the them just like in all those 80's movies that were predicting what the future would be like. Well, they're right. It's shoulder pad with spikes, most of us have mohawks, unless you're a faggot or something. But I digress.
QUESTION ME ABOUT FUTURE GAMES
250cab No.15311030
>>15311028
Will memes ever fucking die?
e7b216 No.15311035
>>15311030
No. Hollywood blockbuster movies are now just 22 minute long clips of memegenerator-tier memes ina certain sequence and that's the fucking movie. Fuck u dudes, why u do this to us?
b58e7c No.15311038
Is OP still making bad threads like this one?
e7b216 No.15311039
>>15311030
Just wanted to say that we all really hate you guys. You're responsible for the shit hole future world of 42069.
e7b216 No.15311043
>>15311038
Listen neutron dickfuture term. Buzz off why don't you?
250cab No.15311047
>>15311039
well that sounds like your problem and not mine.
cfea1d No.15311048
Everybody freeze, interpol here. We've been looking for an escaped future man who is definitely not actually from the future. So please don't ask him questions about video games of hte future. He is FAR too busy!!!!! THIS IS THE LAST WARNING!
cfea1d No.15311053
>>15311047
This is John, over at interpol, the band, not the international police unit, we'd really like you to come with us down to Interpol, the police units place of operations. That meme has been eCarbon dated to the year 2996
250cab No.15311058
>>15311053
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME JOHN
81b661 No.15311062
>>15311047
WhoooooAAAAaaA!!!!!!!!!11111.
THat meme shouldn't even exist. Nobody click on it to enlarg eit, who knows what might happen.
e7b216 No.15311067
I got these memes while I was using dimensional shifts.
9aecb0 No.15311073
>>15311062
Someone's drunk.
cfea1d No.15311077
>>15311058
Just accept your fate.
e7b216 No.15311089
>>15311058
Please, praise my dubs.
>>15311077
Holy 7's should never go unrecognized.
>>15311077
Lord be praised. You all witnessed this miracle. F14 Tomcat to help ease my unbelievably high autism levels that I have as a result of being from the future.
509a28 No.15311158
>we make it past the year 2030
That would deserve a drink if it wasn't 2 in the morning.
e7b216 No.15311169
>>15311158
You're about to enter what we call the war era, or era of war. lol, it's gonna suck.Imagine Stalingrad, or like the general all out retreat by the german army from Russia. The terrible, unspeakable atrocities that happened on a daily basis? THat's the future you all chose.
e7b216 No.15311184
Click here, 8====D , to find out 5 top tricks, tips, and tweets about future games. This is your boy, Nitro Jones, signing off.
4291d7 No.15311187
>>15311169
>>15311028
pic of the time machine with timestamp or this becomes a dubs thread
e7b216 No.15311197
>>15311187
THere is no machine really, at least not one I travel in. I'm stuck here probably. They work off something that's learned from the particle accelerator at CERN. I use to just be a lowly plumber, but then all of a sudden I had all these nigger ass turtle trying to fuck me up and then some asshole that's dressed up as a dragon, or is actually a dragon, who the fuck even knows anymore. I know I saw him one time and he looked like Dennis Hopper or somebody, that whole thing might've juswt been a dream though tbqh.
f71668 No.15311199
e7b216 No.15311207
They sent me back in time to teach people about video games but I just spent all my time in Japan fucking sluts and poking butts. Some guy at Nintendo knew form the card games I was always playing and so I told him some tips and tricks about video games, and boom, It's a me, Mario. True story.
e7b216 No.15311212
>>15311199
Great digits, and let me explain why.Titor and i's stories are actually quite similar. He ended up spending so much time in Japan he become known to some anime faggot and they made that Stein ; Gate anime about it and his story a little bit. Even giving him a nod in like the first episode.
869ecd No.15311214
>>15311199
There's a cult in Atlanta founded by a guy calling himself John Titor. I got a pamphlet from it years ago assuming it was a meme but I'm not so sure anymore
c25d22 No.15311218
>42069
>Implying 2018 wouldn't be similar to Atlantis at that point and information from language to history lost or extremelt scant
>Implying people from the future would even use a similar calendar system to be able to put together 420 and 69 into a year
>Implying people would even be considered "human" by our standards
e7b216 No.15311222
>>15311218
Great, here comes the ATIDF, Anti-Time Internet Defense Force. Here to push their non pro-time agenda.
c25d22 No.15311227
>>15311222
With those digits, I cannot possibly argue my case. Time to head back to my time and bring better digits.
e7b216 No.15311229
>>15311222
I am now protected from all of your attacks due to my sick digits.
e7b216 No.15311233
>>15311227
I really like the 7 at the end of this one here, sometimes just a single 7 is a mini git.
1ee2eb No.15311235
Is the Emperor alive again yet?
e7b216 No.15311237
>>15311233
Thanks again my holy father for blessing me with such great repeating integers.
e7b216 No.15311244
>>15311235
Yea, he puts an end to the era of war. He deletes a lot of the eastern hemisphere. Jews are done for also. It's a little better, but a different kind of dread and constant pressure eats you all day every day. No one knows what's causing it. Also, all of our frogs have turned into homosexuals.
e7b216 No.15311248
>>15311244
Hallelujah. All praise be to him.
bdfb52 No.15311276
>>15311248
>They were using the LHC to summon the Emperor all along
e7b216 No.15311296
Would you put your consciousness into the internet? You could be all over the internet just like this, but you'd be inside of it, and there's be no escaping it. But as long as the internet or something like it exists so do you.
7e2793 No.15311306
>>15311028
>42069
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258d26 No.15311315
>>15311276
They're doing "something" at the LHC and they're building a bigger one because the old one isn't good enough for whatever the fuck it is they're doing. The most plausible I've heard is that they're literally manipulating time and space to control reality but the collective will of humanity keeps giving them the finger and deny them the future they want.
2d3e2b No.15311597
Fuck off to your RP containment board
da8f26 No.15312473
>>15311315
>The most plausible I've heard is that they're literally manipulating time and space to control reality
Nigger you need to learn what 'plausible' means.
2df0c4 No.15312916
>>15311028
Are all of the games gay powerpoint slides in the future?