Why didn't they make this into a mobile game. You press one button. It's perfect. They'd make a lot of money.

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Anonymous 08/12/18 (Sun) 15:59:27 c143a3 No.15289290

Why didn't they make this into a mobile game. You press one button. It's perfect. They'd make a lot of money.

Anonymous 08/12/18 (Sun) 16:06:18 d846d3 No.15289319

they couldn't charge more than 5$ for it or noone would buy it. they make more money if you have to buy their console to play it

Anonymous 08/12/18 (Sun) 16:07:37 dd3b30 No.15289324

>>15289319

but more people would play it if you didn't have to buy their console to play it, or be a pirate

Anonymous 08/12/18 (Sun) 16:54:56 4ce5a2 No.15289511

>>15289319

>>15289324

Here's how you win.

Take each microgame. Remove them from the game overall. Release themed lootboxes for each microdev with games from their selection of varying rarity (Boss levels being rarest and limited to one a box) and if you draw a microgame more than once (as in, you "own" it already) you unlock the further 'levels' of it, since each microgame has three if memory serves.

Players start with x microgames, they can play sessions of either themed runs or big-mix style to earn microtransaction currency or whale to fuck. As time passes, you release more microgames, more devs, more themes, etc. It prints money, sort of, so long as people are happy to get microgames just for the joy of playing them.

Anonymous 08/12/18 (Sun) 16:56:38 96ad63 No.15289520

>>15289511

Perfect! They can overcharge as well, it really suits the nature of WARIO!

Anonymous 08/12/18 (Sun) 21:18:17 c06ff3 No.15290485

Nintendo's already kike enough these days. In-character for Wario or no, I'd rather not help them become more cancerous.

Anonymous 08/13/18 (Mon) 00:07:43 b3d267 No.15291045

>>15289290

The same thing I wonder about their fucking puzzles:

>Tetris & Dr. Mario NES/SNES/GB

>Yoshi's cookie NES/GB

>Yoshi from the NES/GB

>Tetris Attack SNES

>Wario's Woods

All those games unironically better than the shitty Super Mario run. Puyo puyo doesn't count because Sega owns that and yet they made it into an app.

Anonymous 08/13/18 (Mon) 00:15:11 57fd08 No.15291068

Because its fun.

Anonymous 08/13/18 (Mon) 00:21:45 bbdead No.15291085

>>15291045

It really fucking bothers me tetris attack isn't tetris

Anonymous 08/13/18 (Mon) 00:29:00 2d1a02 No.15291108

>>15289290

Nintendo couldn't care less about money. They don't need to maximize their profit.

Anonymous 08/13/18 (Mon) 00:30:08 399d54 No.15291115

>>15291085

it was just localized as tetris. It's panel de pon

Anonymous 08/13/18 (Mon) 00:31:11 bbdead No.15291120

>>15291115

Bitch I know what I said.

Anonymous 08/13/18 (Mon) 01:31:11 000000 No.15291342

>>15289290

If they make money, them it is bad for everyone else. So, good thing that they didn't.

Anonymous 08/14/18 (Tue) 02:01:06 b3d267 No.15296190

>>15291342

>They shot themselves in the foot for the 400th time.

>Good

Anonymous 08/14/18 (Tue) 02:12:16 27a34f No.15296227

>>15291108

>Nintendo couldn't care less about money.

this is why nintoddlers should be gassed. tendo are some of the greediest and laziest developers around. they've been rehashing the same games for more than 30 years

Anonymous 08/14/18 (Tue) 03:39:28 538675 No.15296500

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>>15289511

No.. what you do, is you make the game like Pokemon Go, except instead of collecting Pokemon, you collect the mini-games. These mini-games only last for 24~48 hours before expiring. Beat the mini-games with a high enough score (three stars) and you unlock a prize. Say, a coupon for a free small fry at McDonalds or a free 12oz Coke or some shit. 10% off your next oil change, free small bucket of popcorn at your local theater, or $5 off a game purchase. Every minigame is a winner, but only a few have some really good "grand prizes". Then you give it a social hub with avatars where players can meet up, talking about where the next hotspot for minigames are, trade minigame prizes (of equal value/tier), etc. Integrate lootboxes into these for "cosmetic" avatar upgrades (and a chance at a rare minigame booster)

>Make tons of cash advertising partner companies businesses

>Make tons of cash selling telemetry data

>Make tons of cash selling lootboxes

Anonymous 08/14/18 (Tue) 13:46:59 2118b6 No.15298041

Please don't even bring this up. They aren't above mobile trash as with Pokemon Go or that Mario runner and I'd prefer Warioware to be an actual game you pay for up-front. It's bad enough that Gold has Amiibo shit in it.

Anonymous 08/14/18 (Tue) 14:28:10 81fe18 No.15298152

You guys are demonstrating levels of kikery that would make even the most yarmuk-tipping jew blush. This is worrying.

Anonymous 08/14/18 (Tue) 14:30:48 5d4f71 No.15298159

>One button

That's AT LEAST 1,5 too many for the mobile crowd.

Anonymous 08/14/18 (Tue) 14:56:16 12a4a1 No.15298244

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>>15289290

Shitty ass thread.

Because phones have bad input delay.

Emulated Wario Ware is very bad because of that since they can get pretty fast.

That and it's not really just one button, lots of "mash" games have full use of the d-pad, and they're just not as good on mobile.

Anonymous 08/14/18 (Tue) 15:37:18 2ec64c No.15298356

>>15291108

That's why they charge for fucking cardboard. Choke on their circumcised dick more, manchild.

Anonymous 08/16/18 (Thu) 02:00:07 96ad63 No.15305358

>>15298244

Where can I buy this?

Anonymous 08/17/18 (Fri) 03:07:20 c0b963 No.15310662

>>15308879

As if AAA doesn't do the same shit. Meanwhile Nintendo still actually make games for the most part, and generally fun ones too.

Anonymous 08/17/18 (Fri) 03:09:10 c5b5e6 No.15310670

Please, don't give them any ideas.

Anonymous 08/18/18 (Sat) 14:50:24 637260 No.15317655

>>15310662

The fun factor has been considerably gotten toned down over the years unfortunately

Anonymous 08/20/18 (Mon) 23:08:13 65604d No.15330314

Actually, they want to release the game on Switch *first* to wring as much money out of Switch owners as possible and *then* release it on mobile to milk everybody else for cash, including the people who bought it on Switch first.

Anonymous 08/21/18 (Tue) 22:44:10 f250c6 No.15335640

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Don't breath a word to no one but I'm working on a prototype m'self