09535a No.15267238
That's right, we're doing this again.
For those of you unaware of how this works, all you've gotta do is pick any video game and spoil it, except you can't say what game it is and you must use vague or ambiguous wording so as not to make it obvious what game it is you just spoiled. Make sure to let your guessers know whether or not their guess was correct.
You can give any hints you want, such as an image included in your post, but it is by no means necessary. I will start off and you can take it from there.
>Your sister's best friend plays you like a damn fiddle and indirectly causes you to go berserk, killing your own (failed?) and beloved (?) pupil
81f30f No.15267275
0b71c4 No.15267292
You took on the identity of your dead rival to destroy the KKK
458b66 No.15267300
>Your sister's best friend plays you like a damn fiddle and indirectly causes you to go berserk, killing your own (failed?) and beloved (?) pupil
The Sims
>You took on the identity of your dead rival to destroy the KKK
Bioshock infinite
e67931 No.15267302
>>15267275
Skyrim. Great taste fellow anonymous user.
0b71c4 No.15267307
>>15267300
>Bioshock infinite
Nope
9ef961 No.15267321
>The Ark is actually a Special Atomic Demolition Munition. Christ Almighty.
55e5c0 No.15267330
She defects to your side because she loves you, dies to save you, and never tells you her feelings because it's not her destiny to be with you. But the day is saved.
4a1eb5 No.15267335
There's a Snuke in her Snizz.
09535a No.15267349
>>15267300
>The Sims
What? No. Since when did the Sims have a story?
490a36 No.15267363
Your life as you imagined it was actually a giant Truman Show. You're actually a de facto janitor on a derelict space station and all the furniture is trying to kill you. Voices in your head are constantly telling you what to do, until you find a magic mirror where you tell yourself that everything is a lie and that you should blow the whole place up. Regardless of what you decide, everything turned out to be a dream within a dream anyways.
03cb25 No.15267368
>>15267363
Is it dead space?
a6143b No.15267373
Killing your sister grants you the power to solo the final boss.
09535a No.15267394
6183a8 No.15267396
You go on a quest to stop your evil twin, except you were the evil twin all along.
6750f2 No.15267397
>Natsoc Wendy's
Reminder that /pol/ fell for a twitter Jewess
Mark tried talking with her and she acted all disgusted and derisive too when he was trying to calm her autistic screeching
4467b0 No.15267402
You went on a quest to kill some guardians that where preventing a great evil from surfacing and destroying the world just because you where thinking with your dick.
8718ad No.15267405
3d9b54 No.15267411
>You were the king all along. You sent yourself on a quest to guarantee the world being saved.
4664ef No.15267438
The plague was caused by the sun
8718ad No.15267464
>>15267411
>King('s)
>Quest
?
d938bd No.15267472
64a250 No.15267496
>>15267238
Nanomachines are made from gods
3d9b54 No.15267525
cdf4e2 No.15267527
5d8afb No.15267547
The girl who requires a steady supply of insulin, which is a limited resource, doesn't have diabetes.
58f75a No.15267569
ce7b2e No.15267570
>>15267397
nigger you are reading way to much into that shit. It was only because the person running the Wendy's twitter account retweeted a Pepe. Weather or not Wendy's is really a national socialist is immaterial. Just like how Taylor Swift and Pewdiepie are meme'd into being natsoc's.
ffed9b No.15267576
>almost every character and enemy is either female or sexually ambiguous
>guy who sells you shit is the final boss
7b7d01 No.15267580
8718ad No.15267608
>>15267570
Don't give the newfag (you)s
09d81a No.15267625
>Your wife gives birth to the antichrist and you walk out into an explosion, also none of it was actually real and you suffered for nothing.
>Some kids in a sandbox play god and it turns out you're the true conductor of a stage play that is the game.
>The forest is actually a sentient, living being and you've all been living inside of it, slowly assimilating as it tries to mother you.
>You die, maybe? And maybe your cat's been dead all along. Your aunt never loved you either. Maybe? None of this makes any sense.
>The King of the Moon is your long-lost brother.
0816c9 No.15267628
>You try to help someone get the wish granting device but it turns out you were sword all along.
05b639 No.15267640
alright, last thread no one ended up guessing this one, so here's round two.
>you're an italian dude who's leading an army to stop another italian fucker from constructing a superweapon. you fail horribly, and the superweapon decimates your army upon its' completion. you retreat to the desert lands, where the inhabitants use magic and genies as regular parts of their armies. you meet a princess, and she helps you as you attempt to destroy the superweapon that you failed to destroy before. eventually you destroy it, but in the process you learn that aliens are attempting to conquer the world. the aliens' primary area of activity turns out to be the deep jungle, where the natives worship the aliens as gods and use their advanced technology in battle. eventually you and the princess meet some natives who oppose the aliens, and together, lead your armies to victory against the aliens. in the final battle, however, you sacrifice your own life to ensure that the alien/gods are defeated. you get a nifty statue built of you posthumously, and roll credits.
e79158 No.15267643
>>15267628
VNs aren't games
ad8a0b No.15267659
Since no one got it right in the last thread:
In the process of finding a cure for your injured pet you end up becoming a wizard and discovering an alien plot to steal the children of your planet
58f75a No.15267670
>>15267625
>Your wife gives birth to the antichrist and you walk out into an explosion, also none of it was actually real and you suffered for nothing
Outlast 2?
>The forest is actually a sentient, living being and you've all been living inside of it, slowly assimilating as it tries to mother you
Darkwood?
>>15267303
Kek.
720ca0 No.15267677
>>15267640
rise of legends?
05b639 No.15267683
>>15267677
yep, good job anon.
09d81a No.15267688
>>15267670
Correct on both counts.
04d83e No.15267689
>Everyone you know, your past, and the history of the world turned out to be fictional
>On top of that, your real self was an obssessive weirdo, your waifu was actually a nihilist, and your best friend was a greedy psychopath.
09d81a No.15267692
>>15267689
Digital Devil Saga?
07442a No.15267696
You defeat a vampire, run down a long hallway as the vampire's castle collapses and then escape on a raft.
04d83e No.15267705
fb7988 No.15267721
the guy that helps you through the entire game was actually an imaginary version of your childhood friend that you created based on the dreams and hopes for the future that he told you about before the real one died from cancer at a very early age, because you are the chosen guardian of the magical realms parallel to the reality where humans live.
good luck figuring this one out.
7d80b9 No.15267724
>Amnesiatic Nip protag #700,000,000 joins a princess's squad of giant killers, uncovers a plot to kill the royal family, and saves the princess by destroying the castle in the sky that turns people into magic, dooming the people of the kingdom to death by starvation but freeing them from their dependency on eldritch machines and the aristocracy.
a38eaa No.15267728
>>15267696
I was about to say castlevania but I don't remember any rafts, is it symphony of the night?
07442a No.15267730
>>15267728
It's not a castlevania game
7d80b9 No.15267736
>>15267696
Ico?
Its a witch and a boat but its all I got.
8718ad No.15267739
>>15267689
I've never went for the True Ending so I'm just guessing here: SMT III: Nocturne?
07442a No.15267746
e3a1aa No.15267759
>>15267349
it doesn't. Though strangely enough, it does have a timeline
04d83e No.15267762
>>15267739
Unfortunately, no. Its from a different franchise then SMT, buts still pretty Japanese, if you'd want a hint
720ca0 No.15267776
>>15267689
danganronpaul v3
e3a1aa No.15267788
>Your waifu is killed by her evil original (as opposed to evil clone)
this is for just one character in the game:
>You pull a gun on the big bad but then decide to melee him
04d83e No.15267813
>>15267776
You hit the nail on the head my man
022c42 No.15267834
You start in space fighter and end up as multimillionaire company CEO in space.
f22f4c No.15267836
>>15267349
There was The Sims Bustin' Out which had the story of some right dick trying to buy out your house and your mother forcing you to go get a job and move out. Then the bitch moves in with you when you finally get a mansion and freeloads.
Guess who ends up in the shed with no doors?
8718ad No.15267845
>>15267834
The entire X series.
f22f4c No.15267849
24a721 No.15267860
Seemingly unimportant NPC turns out to be the villain all along
fb7988 No.15267863
022c42 No.15267869
>>15267845
Was it that easy? Fug.
0816c9 No.15267871
>>15267643
But then why did you think about it if the prompt was about games:^)
13b1dd No.15267884
>>15267625
>The King of the Moon is your long-lost brother.
Killer is Dead
24a721 No.15267891
e79158 No.15267900
80dc9f No.15267911
IN THE END YOU KILL YOUR SON OR YOU NUKE BOSTON
809403 No.15267913
The good guy lets the bad guy win because the world is better off that way, but then it actually wasn’t better off that way because of the other bad guys.
4664ef No.15267917
>You end up as an immortal spirit living in the moon whose job is to stop black tar from gobbling up the earth every 150 years
>You kill your grandma (who is god and has eated satan's ancestor), and you end up marrying satan
>You kill everybody who has set themselves on fire in order to set yourself on fire
fb7988 No.15267932
>>15267891
>adachi
>seemingly unimportant
come on, it was obvious it was him from like the first 5 minutes of the game.
the only way they could have made adachi more obvious is if they had put a tophat, a black cape, and one of those frenchy moustaches that villains twirl around as they think of their next evil move.
and i'll give you this, the villain in my guess (FF15) was almost as obvious as adachi. the whole "they always happen to be at the right spot at the right time for you to progress the story" thing is a total giveaway.
040a16 No.15267949
You're finally gonna get back with your girlfriend, but are cockblocked right when you get horny.
809403 No.15267964
>>15267949
Ghosts ‘n Goblins.
6ca756 No.15267973
He'll die to get the highest ratings possible
2d60de No.15267987
ffed9b No.15268011
>>15267576
…Nobody got it yet?
fbb8f7 No.15268014
>this one should be pretty easy for oldfags.
disinterested handsome guy with amnesia just wants to be left the fuck alone. trying to get done with trade-school so he can get an easy job murdering people and destabilizing governments. bitches and twinks want his dick 24/7, he tells every single one of them to fuck off (more then once). they want his dick even more. everybody this convoluted world is annoy as fuck. handsome guy has beat up demigods, slutty witches and take public transportation to get his fucking useless degree. has to go into space and then back in time only to be told by faggots from the future that he's a long lost piece of god, the creator of everything. fucking whatever! still have to go inside an old spooky castle to kill the mother of all slutty witches before she can reunite all the pieces of god to cause the 3rd Impact! or become immortal… somehow (it's kinda vague what her motivations are) handsome guy and his merry of fags defeat the last boss, but before they can kill her dumb ass she goes back in time to create a paradox time loop… thing that sets all the events of the game in motion. (but it doesn't matter because she dies like a bitch anyway). handsome guy goes back to school having learned nothing because time travel makes everything pointless. that night at the school dance his lame ass friend chokes on some food, then some basic ass bitch tells handsome guy that she's going to be his girlfriend or some crap. he tells her "sure, whatever I don't care" handsome guy and basic bitch kiss… then it's over!
9ef961 No.15268037
fbb8f7 No.15268039
>>15267576
>>15268011
is it an action game or an RPG?
e79158 No.15268040
>>15268014
This one is easy, FF8
ffed9b No.15268054
>>15268039
Action I guess. It has a focus on puzzles more than combat.
720ca0 No.15268065
>>15267932
I'm not sure how to tell you this but adachi isn't the villain.
fbb8f7 No.15268066
>>15268040
anyone else want to take a guess before I reveal the answer?
291732 No.15268082
those darned ruskies are at it again, but the nips did it first
f22f4c No.15268088
e79158 No.15268090
>>15268066 (checked)
on second thought that ending sounds like it isn't it but I'll wait for the answer
68971f No.15268091
291732 No.15268093
>>15268088
no, but I guess that fits a little too well
f57186 No.15268094
>>15267303
Is this oc? I looked on NiggerTube and found nothing.
fb7988 No.15268096
>>15268065
i know, the gas station guy who was actually a demigod. i dont really consider him a villain though. like he just gave persona powers to 3 guys for shits & giggles and to see what happens. he just sat down and watched the kidnaps & murders happen.
88cf32 No.15268109
>>15267238
>Game 1: ARID has no pilot inside her, she gets decomissioned after she basically breaks down.
>Game 2: ARID is rescued by the other robots and now they plan on building a society, aware that humans will go after them.
77d77f No.15268145
>>15268109
The Fall
The Fall: Unbound
88cf32 No.15268162
>>15268145
They aren't exactly popular games so I thought it would be interesting to see how long someone would take to guess.
f22f4c No.15268164
The divine EMperor is betrayed by his closest companion and right-hand man, who is then ganked by a Ninja, a Goth and a Hobo, his death completely fucks up the ecosystem because he's just that powerful. A few hundre years later he comes back with an army of plague zombies and freaky daemonic sould harvesting machines only to once again get ganked by the descendants of aforementioned Ninja, Goth and Hobo along with a gang of random murder-hobos and their pet dragon when he once again tries to kill the Emperor.
His soul then gets taken to hell where he gets made into a general of hell and once again killed by aforementioned murderhobos
a42033 No.15268175
>corrupt nigger is your enemy
09535a No.15268196
>>15268156
Is 8 worth playing? At the time it came out I had already played FF7 and loved it, but FF8 looked a bit less fantasy and more 'drama' if you know what I mean. Can I even employ the help of non-human monsters?
f22f4c No.15268209
>>15268196
It has a nice story and decent music.
Combat system is an awful, unintuitive mess though. Worth playing.
77d77f No.15268215
>>15268162
The description reminded me of the first game never knew it had a sequel until now.
88cf32 No.15268219
>>15268196
Mechanics are centered around summons and leveling up is discouraged, the only tedious thing is extracting magic from enemies, the alternative and optimal method is playing the card mini game more than the actual game for the most powerful resources.
5621c6 No.15268223
>You're forced to maim and kill a robot whose destructive programming resurfaces when the villain pulls a ruse after raising it like a friend/son alongside the MC's friends.
88cf32 No.15268227
>>15268215
I got the first game a while ago and finished it, I was waiting for the sequel for long, sadly the sequel's gameplay is repetitive as fuck, even if you tone down the combat.
26d905 No.15268228
a42033 No.15268232
>>15268223
Portal 2. Boom, I win.
fb7988 No.15268235
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15268196
8 is a totally different beast from 7, grinding is a downside. its still my favorite FF of all.
68971f No.15268236
>>15268196
it's more science fantasy than high fantasy. It's interesting, the junction system is unusual and can make things too easy after fiddling around with it a bit. Whether it's good or not is subjective.
5621c6 No.15268244
>>15268232
I'll give a hint-it was a handheld game.
24a721 No.15268245
>>15268096
He was actually an angry goddess that wanted to sow chaos and unrest so that she could essentially control the minds of everyone on Earth. Giving Persona powers to 3 random people was to accomplish this goal. Because she knew that at least one Person would have abused the power.
58f75a No.15268251
>>15267949
The Darkness 2?
11e657 No.15268256
>>15267860
>>15267891
Also, Deadly Premonition
f22f4c No.15268261
>Find the Box
>Get the Box
>Lost the Box
>Get the Box back
>Get betrayed
>Get the Key
>Kill every motherfucker in your way
>DO NOT OPEN THE FUCKING BOX!
c6c45a No.15268264
a42033 No.15268272
I'm being too easy on this one
>poseidon - the game
It's from SNES
88cf32 No.15268274
You were King Nimrod of Babylon all along, shit happens differently but you are always screwed anyway.
8718ad No.15268288
>>15267932
Didn't one of the "foggy night on that one street" scenes even clearly show it was Adachi?
001b5e No.15268293
8718ad No.15268298
>>15267911
Fallout: Van Buren?
809403 No.15268302
>>15267913
Hm, no takers? Adding a hint.
f22f4c No.15268303
8718ad No.15268322
>You know who the main villain is for the entire game
>The game ends in dreamland
55e5c0 No.15268332
>>15268264
Not what I was thinking of but I'll give it to you.
fb7988 No.15268337
>>15268288
no, they show you a shadowy figure talking to itself
58f75a No.15268343
8718ad No.15268346
>>15268337
That CLEARLY has Adachi's outline…
88cf32 No.15268348
>>15268343
Yes, but to be fair the game sucks anyway.
fb7988 No.15268351
>>15268346
yeah but come on, it could be anyone. it could even be Namatame specially at that early point in the game and because you haven't yet seen Namatame's character model, only his picture in cutscenes of the news.
382ea6 No.15268354
your wife was in your arm
ec7efb No.15268355
Your true self is asleep and you are playing as a shadow of your true self that works for some badguys and befriend a robot that was meant to replace you if things go wrong and the game ends with you killing them before being captured to forcefully re-awaken your true self.
26d905 No.15268356
>>15268322
Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland
26d905 No.15268362
80c285 No.15268364
You and your buds (optionally) go adventuring around the world rescuing various princesses, who you then fight each other for. The winner proceeds to get that sweet princess ass, except for the final princess, who turns out to be hiding an unpleasant secret.
Unless you are into fucking clowns
8718ad No.15268375
>>15268356
No, hint: There are currently two threads on the series right now, and one thread about the actual game.
9ce674 No.15268381
You have to kill a baby and then an old man to beat the game.
f22f4c No.15268387
Beating up and murdering Vampires, Demon worshipers, Mercenaries and Warrior-Nuns and other rivals to get pretty moon-rocks for your boss.
88cf32 No.15268396
>>15268381
Uh, Earthbound?
dd5e83 No.15268420
>>15268364
castle crashers
ea2772 No.15268429
>villain is a milf who wants to genocide the moonpeople because the moonpeople's god killed her son by dropping the fucking sun on him
>your waifu's dad gets fucking rekd by a bloated maggot on a sci-fi fatty scooter and you never got to find out what happens afterwards
>some grandpa fuck beats up another grandpa fuck while some lady sings in the background
>you prevent the bad future from happening and disappear except not really because your questionably heterosexual best buddy cried hard enough and 10 CUTSCENES THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY "FUCK HAVING RULES AND A STABLE TIMELINE AND SHIT" plus we have a postgame to get to fuckboy
>villain has one of the cheapest, most blatantly unfair bossfights in vidya, turns into a parade balloon, explodes, and all of this bullshit was apparently an allegory for how revenge is baaad mkay
8718ad No.15268436
>>15268429
>1
No Clue
>2
Half-Life 2
>3
Metal Gear Solid 4
>4
No Clue
>5
No clue.
09535a No.15268447
>>15268429
>1
Touhou?
>4
Sounds like Mystery Dungeon to me
>5
One of the Castlevania games, perhaps?
720ca0 No.15268449
87db86 No.15268451
Main villain steals children to sacrifice to become immortal.
58f75a No.15268456
>>15268429
>villain has one of the cheapest, most blatantly unfair bossfights in vidya, turns into a parade balloon, explodes, and all of this bullshit was apparently an allegory for how revenge is baaad mkay
No More Heroes 2?
8718ad No.15268460
>>15268451
Lock Her Up: The Trump Supremacy?
b2f722 No.15268463
>space man steals your girlfriend so he can control a demon
>ghost pulls you into his mirror dimension so he can mess with you
>Mike Wazowski aliens follow you home and you have to catch them Luigi's Mansion style
80c285 No.15268466
>>15268420
Yup
>>15268429
3 is MGS4
5 is No More Heroes 2
88cf32 No.15268467
>turns out, you are the last sofas.
ea2772 No.15268488
>>15268436
Correct on 2 and 3
>>15268449
Correcto
>>15268456
Aye
>all of the previous game's 3 endings are simultaneously canon
>you die in the world's dumbest and most pointless heroic sacrifice because you didn't want /pol/ to infect the water supply with an anti-degenerate vaccine
>you marry the loli you keep as a pet, abort her child by making her drink acid, get pelted with rocks for sucking at the piano, become the reincarnation of Augustus himself by eating wedding rings made of meat, and die escorting a suicide bomber on some dumb errand. Also god has another god inside her
>your ancestor got bored of being rich, spent all of his family fortune trying to become a wizard, went batfuck insane and basically the entire enemy roster was caused by him fucking people over out of boredom. Also you kill Binding of Isaac's final boss by pointing a piece of glowing paper at him.
>You collect a bunch of eggs, leap off a building, and then hipsters masturbate themselves by thoerizing about how your worst nightmares are an allegory for gender confusion or your period or some shit
ed7942 No.15268490
Here are some riddles made in a dime, each greentext is a different game.
>you build a rocket ship and fuck off of a heavily polluted bug infested planet
>you build a rocket ship and fuck off of a planet full of retards and ancient evils
>you kill bosses but it doesnt matter anyways because the game is meant for five year olds building giant cock monuments
>you fuck off with a shuttlepod because the base you were at was fucked in more ways than one and the shit storm was caused by people like you
87db86 No.15268498
8718ad No.15268501
>>15268490
>That hairstyle
Gets me everytime…
>you kill bosses but it doesnt matter anyways because the game is meant for five year olds building giant cock monuments
Minecraft?
>you fuck off with a shuttlepod because the base you were at was fucked in more ways than one and the shit storm was caused by people like you
Space Station 13?
ed7942 No.15268504
>>15268488 (checked and heiled)
All of your riddles seem so familiar but i can't seem to get it out of the tip of my tongue.
>all of the previous game's 3 endings are simultaneously canon
Mass Effect? I remember the threads complaining about this.
>>15268501
Correct.
b2f722 No.15268509
720ca0 No.15268511
A clown masterminds 5 murders from behind the scenes so you take down an international conspiracy while solving them.
88cf32 No.15268513
>>15268511
The Nonary Games franchise?
720ca0 No.15268514
58f75a No.15268515
>>15268488
>you die in the world's dumbest and most pointless heroic sacrifice because you didn't want /pol/ to infect the water supply with an anti-degenerate vaccine
Fallout 3.
>your ancestor got bored of being rich, spent all of his family fortune trying to become a wizard, went batfuck insane and basically the entire enemy roster was caused by him fucking people over out of boredom. Also you kill Binding of Isaac's final boss by pointing a piece of glowing paper at him
Darkest Dungeon.
ed7942 No.15268521
>>15268509
Hunh haven't thought of that but no.
>>15268515
Not the riddler but you're right.
You're god damn right.
ce7b2e No.15268535
>>15268196
>Is 8 worth playing?
despite its flaws, it's the last FF game I legitimately liked back in the day before I wrote the series off as dead.
9ce674 No.15268538
>>15268396
Nope.
Well technically I guess the baby was already sort of dead. You DO definitely kill a different baby at the end of the DLC though.
58f75a No.15268541
>>15268521
>Not the riddler but you're right
>You're god damn right
Good enough for me.
>>15268488
>you marry the loli you keep as a pet, abort her child by making her drink acid, get pelted with rocks for sucking at the piano, become the reincarnation of Augustus himself by eating wedding rings made of meat, and die escorting a suicide bomber on some dumb errand. Also god has another god inside her
Elona?
2accdc No.15268582
>>15267373
Is this one Tactics Ogre?
720ca0 No.15268592
>>15267373
Rondo of swords
5f5210 No.15268605
80c285 No.15268626
Here's another couple
>you were asleep for the entire game, and killing the final boss lets you wake up, even though doing so inevitably destroys the world you were in. Its implied that your waifu is reborn in reality as a seagull after the world is destroyed as well.
>your bro squad ends up leaving behind one of its members to die and are denied permission to rescue him. The game ends with you and your remaining buds being sent off into another major conflict.
>"its not a lake, its an ocean"
>you start the game in a car chase trying to catch a gangster. You end the game in a different car chase trying to catch the same gangster. The rest of the game is just your imagination.
720ca0 No.15268642
>>15268626
1 is links awakening
4 is driver san francisco
86e602 No.15268657
>>15268626
#2 is repbulic commando right?
ed7942 No.15268660
>>15268626
I haven't played the game but i think 2 is Star Wars Republic Commando
09535a No.15268662
>>15268488
>all of the previous game's 3 endings are simultaneously canon
Deus Ex Infinity War
9ecb83 No.15268682
fb7988 No.15268693
fb4171 No.15268705
80c285 No.15268742
>>15268642
>>15268660
>>15268657
Yup on all of these.
3rd one needs answering still, but here is 2 more.
>The protagonists wipe an old man's memory so that he forgets his wife, and rewrite it before he dies to make his life seem less miserable.
>you are a swashbuckling pirate, until the end of the game when a man with heterochromia who is in love with a goddess tries to murder you.
291732 No.15268784
>>15268626
3 is Alan Wake, I think
87db86 No.15268836
>>15268451
>It's a children's game.
ed7942 No.15268880
>>15268742
>The protagonists wipe an old man's memory so that he forgets his wife, and rewrite it before he dies to make his life seem less miserable.
That's an rpg maker game but i can't seem to remember it.
To the Moon?
fe302b No.15269051
>>15268490
Factorio
Rimworld
Minecraft
SS13
87db86 No.15269087
>>15268836
Well, I'm off.
It was Spyro 3
5d8afb No.15269557
>>15267849
No, it is a zombie game though.
a15876 No.15269698
>>15267640
People guessed it you dumb nigger
>>15268223
>vaguely recall this plot
>can't remember the name
I hope somebody guesses it
>>15268880
Yeah, To The Moon. Though maybe not, since he doesn't forget her permanently.
5621c6 No.15269717
>>15269698
Last hint: It was a spin-off of an infamous franchise that you wouldn't expect in its second fighting game.
8f2e0e No.15269720
Putting a toilet on their head turns them into the final boss
1e0056 No.15269725
>>15267625
>Some kids in a sandbox play god and it turns out you're the true conductor of a stage play that is the game.
Pathologic.
f02574 No.15269764
You find a cult and they cause a cave collapse after you leave, ending the plot instantly.
2bee23 No.15269770
>Try to get revenge, get a surprise abortion instead
>You're involved in a complicated scheme involving sending people to a fantasy alcatraz that recreates the world's most dangerous locales, by pretending to hire them for critically important missions escorting fake nobles
>You must save your sister from being buttraped by the villain. You fail and get buttraped yourself, but that's alright because next you go to hell and buttrape them back
>Your parents turn out to be a child kidnapper
>Your waifu gets killed because you failed to listen to a beverage's advice
6c0513 No.15270117
One of the first things you can do (and probably initially on accident) in the game is touch the ass of the doppelganger of the main boss.
1fc7a7 No.15270127
>>15270117
Hakoniwa Explorer Plus
6c0513 No.15270135
>>15270127
Fuck, it was too easy. You got it.
ebf144 No.15270184
Only for the first half of the game
You survived the ritual to have your soul sacrificed because you never had a soul to begin with.
1fc7a7 No.15270275
>The source of the curse afflicting you and your sister and controlling the blood-sucking roses is caused by an immortal time-stopping vampire who throws knives sealed underneath the castle. With the help of your golem friend you duel the vampire, and while the castle slowly collapses throughout the fight you throw that fucker into each of the execution machines you had to die in to progress through the game.
>You're the cloned daughter of a pair of scientists, powered by a super-powerful tree the father had devised to reforest the planet after the apocalypse. The mother was an expert programmer, who recreated the parents as fairy guides that lead you through the game, as well as the shadow monsters you encounter. All of the memories you find along the way actually belong to the real daughter and extend beyond her death, where she's shown to despise the clones that took her place and indiscriminately slaughters them.
>>15270135
I just happened to play it recently is all.
2bee23 No.15270320
>>15270275
A rose in the twilight and hToL#NiQ.
Didn't finish either of them but the premises are clear enough
54efe5 No.15270359
>>15269764
>You find a cult and they cause a cave collapse after you leave, ending the plot instantly.
That piece of shit, Night in the Woods.
>>15268488
>You collect a bunch of eggs, leap off a building, and then hipsters masturbate themselves by thoerizing about how your worst nightmares are an allegory for gender confusion or your period or some shit.
Yume Nikki.
>You had to deal with a whole lot of shit but in the end you finally get to turn off the lights.
1fc7a7 No.15270361
>>15270320
Both right. They're pretty fun, so make sure to finish them sometime.
f22f4c No.15270406
170cbb No.15270463
> You beat the big bad and leave the island, by doing so you fail the real test.
ab11a3 No.15271570
>>15269770
1 is Silent Hill 3
2bee23 No.15271589
d63a00 No.15271656
2f75c5 No.15271680
>>15267402
shadow of the colossus
b900cd No.15271704
>the antagonist was actually you the whole time
>also you're an old man
720ca0 No.15271750
>>15271704
virtue's last reward
3011af No.15271797
4e9df4 No.15271822
>>15268511
Ace Attorney Investigations 2
ad2d25 No.15271842
720ca0 No.15271912
88c7d4 No.15271948
>>15267238
What is love? Baby don't hurt me
4520bf No.15272129
>>15269770
Last one >>15268256
>you've been sending out your dead twin in virtual cockfights because your dad couldn't handle the Loss
3aabcc No.15272153
>>15267238
>indian poo sign shitting
c3f557 No.15272174
>>15272129
Mega Man Battle Network
ed99d0 No.15272188
>>15269770
<Your parents turn out to be a child kidnapper
Xenoclash
>The magic grimoire you and the baddies are looking for is actually the city the game takes place in
3b2ed2 No.15272198
You defeat the main antagonist in a battle and everyone goes back to normal
6a1829 No.15272218
>>15272153
the swastika is just as Buddhist as it is indian retard
9ef961 No.15272981
>>15267321
Sigh. It's the first Splinter Cell. Even when it was popular I felt like I was the only one who actually payed attention to the plot. Not even Akinator can name any of the villains.
6c0513 No.15272986
>>15272981
>sigh
1-800-come-on-now
83551b No.15272995
only one person tried to figure this one out and failed >>15267721
i guess its not a very well known game
9ef961 No.15273021
>>15272986
Please excuse the melodrama, I waited 24 hours hoping someone other than me would get the reference. It was a let down.
093079 No.15273205
You're the descendant of a hero who was the descendant of a hero which means you're the prince of a Kingdom because that's how heroism works in this world.
Your goal is to travel to two other Kingdoms and recruit a Prince and a Princess who are both descended from the same hero you are descended from because that guy decided to split the land he gained by being a hero in thirds.
You all go on a quest to save the world from a mad cultist who worships the God of Destruction that even the villain your ancestor defeated is scared of. Then you kill the God of Destruction.
c3c616 No.15273221
093079 No.15273236
c3c616 No.15273279
>>15273236
wasn't hard at all because i've only really played DQ and DQ2.
and maybe a bit of DQ8 but the slow combat with no accelerator function bored me in the end and i ended up giving up.
093079 No.15273388
>>15273279
Hah, same thing happened with me and DQ8 and that's the only high number DQ I've played.
Playing through DQ3 right now. It can seem a little daunting at the start with customizing your party and everything, but when you have your party plan (and personality if you're playing the remake like me), it's not bad. And the game gets really fun around when you get the ship.
Right now I'm deciding what to turn my thief into. He's going to be Warrior at the end, but I'm not sure if I want him to have healing magic, lots of health, or lots of speed. I think having all three of my companions have healing magic isn't such a bad idea.
c3c616 No.15273493
>>15273388
fucking hell i only noticed it now. how did i not see it the first time
516929 No.15273546
>>15267238
Why is she worshiping upside down Ls?
4f25ce No.15273554
>Madam President Hillary Clinton commits suicide after she is exposed in a conspiracy against the Russians within a conspiracy for the Russians.
edb69a No.15273557
>mc creates a communist paradise while fighting off eldritch abominations
>main villain thinks that her friends are lazy pieces of shit and decides to fuck with everything
>disease-themed rpg
>donald trump fights some autistic weeaboo
58f75a No.15273563
58f75a No.15273577
>>15273557
>donald trump fights some autistic weeaboo
MGR:R.
f631ff No.15273588
>>15273557
>main villain thinks that her friends are lazy pieces of shit and decides to fuck with everything
Uncommon Time?
edb69a No.15273604
f02574 No.15273660
>>15270359
You're right, but I was hoping that game had faded from memory by now, just plain terrible plot wise.
e9ebfc No.15273746
Though significantly more powerful than you, your brother wasn't actually evil, just weak willed. Ever rode a whale to the Moon? you'll need to in order to overcome pure evil.
093079 No.15273751
>>15273746
Final Fantasy IV?
e9ebfc No.15273760
>>15273751
Yeah, hah. Guess I should've obfuscated it more.
51023a No.15273771
>>15267363
How is Morgan a de facto janitor? Because he is cleaning up the station of mimics?
d0f51e No.15273781
Your girlfriend is a monster that pulls at the very fabric of reality. Try all you want to save both the world and her, it's not going to happen. Not until an alternate ending anyway.
093079 No.15273783
>>15273760
Forgot Golbez was Cecil's brother. Didn't you also have a sister that Kain fucked?
e9ebfc No.15273798
>>15273783
Maybe in After Years, I don't recall.
4467b0 No.15273821
265322 No.15273862
Game Start.
(Suspicious Guy): Heads or tails?
(You): Tails.
You beat the game.
d0f51e No.15273866
>>15273862
Zero Time Dilemma
09535a No.15273870
d0f51e No.15273887
>>15273884
Well yeah, it was last month's PS+ game. So I literally just played it.
1a850e No.15274764
>>15268488
>all of the previous game's 3 endings are simultaneously canon
Deus Ex, either 2 or 4.
>you marry the loli you keep as a pet, abort her child by making her drink acid, get pelted with rocks for sucking at the piano, become the reincarnation of Augustus himself by eating wedding rings made of meat, and die escorting a suicide bomber on some dumb errand. Also god has another god inside her.
That's just sseth's video on elona you faggot.
I got mine.
>It's the classic rebels fighting the big space federation story, except your the big federation, and you're about to lose by the start of the game
>THE EVIL STYLIST HAS TAKEN THE MAGICAL BARBERSHOP CUPON, SPLIT IT, AND HID IT WITHIN 7 DIFFERENT HAIR SALONS, CAN YOU COLLECT ALL THE PIECES AND GET A REASONABLY PRICED HAIRCUT? except not really because the pole splitting thing was more of a necessary evil than being overtly malicious…
5d0a07 No.15274794
>Giving everyone their entertainment back fucks up the society so hard that it's actually not bad.
09d81a No.15274831
>>15268488
>all of the previous game's 3 endings are simultaneously canon
NieR?
58f75a No.15274956
>>15273771
I guess it's because he can recycle objects to make crafting materials.
431180 No.15275236
>>15267527
Sounds like it
>>15267625
>Some kids in a sandbox play god and it turns out you're the true conductor of a stage play that is the game.
Sounds vaguely like Okage, though its been a long time since I've last played.
>>15274764
>It's the classic rebels fighting the big space federation story, except your the big federation, and you're about to lose by the start of the game
FTL?
Mine: A dog tells you to murder a dragon and then fuck up a mainframe in cyberspace.
Hint: Siccing a clown on the dragon allows you to cheese the fight
431180 No.15275448
b4bbbf No.15275459
b4bbbf No.15275461
>>15268375
Final Fantasy X?
480c37 No.15275536
>keep having disjointed dreams about the future and your dead wife
>constantly talk to yourself in your office
>become a paraplegic over the course of the game
>your friends become increasingly distant from you as you indulge your hallucinations and lose your grip on reality
>end up repeating all your prior mistakes and gettting everyone killed
98d18f No.15275786
8718ad No.15276492
>>15275461
No, hint: It would be more accurate to say the game ends in "Dreamland"
ed7942 No.15276685
321d1f No.15276715
>previous games establishes an antagonist
>he's unironically the good guy here
>in this game you're on his side
>game tries to prove he's actually bad for realsies this time
>fails miserably
>makes him look even better
81ff76 No.15276756
>>15276715
forbidden gearbox autismo supreme : the pre-sequel
2bee23 No.15276889
>>15272188
It's Zeno clash but yes.
>You stick it to a band of rednecks, then stick it to the Man, but you unleash an ancient evil in the process and have to wipe it out as you're the only viable fighting force left
f03fc0 No.15277014
2bee23 No.15277028
>>15277014
Not the game I was thinking of, but I guess it's not too dissimilar story wise, so kudos. It's part of the series, here are the other two.
>Show up to strike riches, strike an ancient evil instead
>You're the merchant of the previous game looking for the protagonist of the first. You find the protagonist assimilated to the ancient evil and are forced to blow up fucking everything
431180 No.15277055
d670dd No.15277083
>>15275536
Divine cybermancy
>>15276889
I was going to say fable 3 but >>15277028
f03fc0 No.15277087
> All your friends are either killed by monsters or betray you and the supposedly crazy guy was right all along
2bee23 No.15277103
>>15277055
Nah, as I said it's part of a series. Indie, western.
819174 No.15277111
>you find a girl with a dick and delete yourself because the face is still cute
hint: That happens after you take your daughter back.
>the priest gets too curious and betrays you, because he was too curious and wanted to see what the bad guys were doing, they summon a demon which you kill by zerg rush with a few tanks, robots and soldiers
hint: The priest doesn't believe in innocence.
>kill yourself
hint: You were hacked XD
f22f4c No.15277139
>>15277111
Is #2 Dawn of War?
2544ce No.15277145
c4f4db No.15277147
>>15277111
>you find a girl with a dick and delete yourself because the face is still cute
>hint: That happens after you take your daughter back.
Sounds like Nier
1fea58 No.15277155
>all the choices you made in past games and in the current dont actually matter at all
819174 No.15277165
>you're on a quest to find yourself.
Hint: You're not a native.
>You kill the boss and push a button.
Hint: The button you choose matters.
>You get corrupted into being good and dickslap a demon into childhood.
Hint: Being a pedo was right all along.
>>15277139
>>15277145
>>15277147
Yep.
321d1f No.15277168
>>15277165
>3rd
Unteralterbach
4c2f4e No.15277174
>YOU WERE WORKING FOR THE ENEMY ALL ALONG
Try to list as many as you can remember
fd8db1 No.15277184
well, since clearly nobody is going to figure mine out >>15267721 i'll just assume i won the game and give it up, i think 2 days is more than enough time.
819174 No.15277200
>some guy fucked you awake, so now you have to fuck your way into a slut's lair and kill her
Hint: It's in a giant vertical castle.
>You use your hypnosis powers to fuck the demon who gave you them after fucking the queen who kicked you out of your castle and her daughter
Hint: It's one of the endings.
>God is killed but it was planned now she's supergod, but you still manage to kill her.
Hint: Your marriage test is walking around town.
My memory is too shit, I'm almost running out of games.
>>15277168
Yep.
321d1f No.15277216
>you're a superperson in a spandex suit
>except not really, you're a puppet of some underage mutant
>except actually you are both of those
>and it's all surrounded by what's effectively a solar-system-wide postapocalypse
2bee23 No.15277217
>>15277184
Chalk it up to Folklore not being emulatable. If it was, I'm pretty sure a whole lot more anons would know about it.
fd8db1 No.15277226
>>15277217
its not? what about the ps3 emu?
4abcd4 No.15277235
7b6bbe No.15277239
>Entire world is ending and you are only person that can stop it as genocidal maniac. All your friends either died/are insane or betrayed you. All endings to that story are bad.
>You lived in school alone until super robot fall on your school with 3 women aboard. Then crazy adventure started which included Trip to Mars, fighting off 6+ kinds of invaders and many other despots wanting to conquer world with final fight being inside moon which was actually big space base against aliens that actually created Earth.
>You were on boat which sunk, because of magic wind that causes mutation to everything what is outside during it. You wake up in cave saved by elves, which in turn order you to eat some bum corpse. You end up as someone who needs to find magic book which was sealed in some giant dungeon.
819174 No.15277251
>>15277239
I'm guessing the first one is a Drakengard game.
7b6bbe No.15277256
2bee23 No.15277268
>>15277226
I was going to pull out the RPCS3 compatibility status, as it was borked for a long time, but it turns out it's playable now.
431180 No.15277289
>>15277103
Dwarf Fortress is all three of those.
4e9df4 No.15277291
>>15277155
Every game that boasts about having past decisions matter
1ee146 No.15277294
>>15277239
2nd and 3rd are SRW J and Elona.
fd8db1 No.15277312
>>15277268
i had the luxury of enjoying it on a CFW ps3, and then i had the disappointment of knowing the developer company was dead.
go play that shit right now, i recommend 100%.
7b6bbe No.15277323
431180 No.15277336
>>15277289
Oh wait I misread your post
431180 No.15277362
>>15277028
Thinking back on this, it sounds vaguely like the Steamworld games.
7b6bbe No.15277441
Now it's time to try something different.
>You somehow become ruler of hedonistic high-tech self-sufficient city in nearby future. Entire world is crumbling and it wants to destroy you too from sheer butthurt.
Hint: It's also known as ancap simulator.
>You wake up in dungeon woken up by some lady to which you have 5.000.000.000 $ debt. You repay it by being slave trainer.
>You wanted to become hero to slay monster lord with getting blessed by goddess, but everything goes hilariously wrong. With your only companion being monster lord herself as you fight against monsters that want to rape you across three continents to get to her castle to fight against her.
5a8299 No.15277447
You're on a quest to drive nazi elves from the land by sacrificing your gf to Yahweh so he can revive his dead oneesan.
819174 No.15277461
>>15277441
Third one is monster girl quest.
7b6bbe No.15277491
2bee23 No.15277493
>>15277362
Correct.
>>15277312
I'm not in any position to emulate at the moment, but once I'm back I sure as hell will try it.
54efe5 No.15277517
>>15277447
That's one fucked-up way of describing Tales of Symphonia.
fd8db1 No.15277535
>>15277493
>I'm not in any position to emulate at the moment
and this is why im glad my CFW ps3 still works.
5d8afb No.15277626
>>15277441
Free Cities, Slave Matrix, and MGQ. Here's some more /hgg/ish ones.
>you play a dragon and his descendants after each dragon you choose one of the previous MCs kids to play with new mutations
>your father was the owner of several brothels after his death you save the most run down one and rebuild
>you win an island now you get to build shit and entice waifus to come
4c2f4e No.15277762
>>15277447
Call of Duty;>)
8718ad No.15277794
>>15277626
2. Every brothel sim ever.
2bee23 No.15277815
>The antagonist gives you his AIDS so you're forced to make a cure, then steals it, but doesn't cure itself, electing instead to only pretend to be fine even though he has the cure. He dies for being a retard.
>The gem you and your jew overlord are looking for is one of the final boss' scales
>The whole game is your 1564th attempt at making your masterpiece and you're still a loser
>Literally everyone is extremely butthurt koreans
8718ad No.15277832
2bee23 No.15277854
>>15277832
No, it's the twist, not the premise.
7b6bbe No.15277862
>>15277626
>you play a dragon and his descendants after each dragon you choose one of the previous MCs kids to play with new mutations
Defiler Wings
>your father was the owner of several brothels after his death you save the most run down one and rebuild
Whore Master.
>you win an island now you get to build shit and entice waifus to come
I think it was Monster Girl Island. I am very unsure about this one.
8718ad No.15277877
>>15277862
No, I know the game anon is talking about and it isn't that. It has harem in the title.
7b6bbe No.15277887
>>15277877
>I know the game anon is talking about and it isn't that.
I see.
>It has harem in the title.
I will find it in ten minutes.
7b6bbe No.15277933
>>15277887
I didn't found it.
720ca0 No.15277946
>>15277815
is 1 Arkham city?
2bee23 No.15277958
5d8afb No.15277994
>>15277862
>>15277933
1 and 2 were right, third was Pokkaloh, spoilered in case anyone wanted to try guessing.
>>15277877
What game were you thinking of?
c03898 No.15278000
>>15267625
Why is burger loli crying?
c03898 No.15278059
>You and your band of various wage cuck nobodies cure the disease that had all been infected with at the start of the game after launching a tranq dart filled with said cure at the final boss causing it to explode
>The elite paramilitary organization that you've been working for as a cloned super soldier was secretly supplying the criminal factions that you have been fighting against in order to gain political power against the US government
>Every faction in the game bands together in order to fight what is essentially a massive pimple filled with energy that will go super nova and destroy the planet so your comrades crash an entire space station from low orbit into it
431180 No.15278068
>Build up exp for hundreds of years
>Do this literally 600 million times
>Because you can't open a damn door
8718ad No.15278078
>>15277994
There is RPG Maker H-Game which perfectly fits your description.
1fc7a7 No.15278079
>>15278059
>3rd
Lost Planet 2?
8718ad No.15278088
efedbf No.15278139
Here's a few:
>You kill your boss and destroy his forces after his shitty promotion scheme.
>The two choices you are given are just lies for the third, and ultimately, canon third choice.
>The really annoying, stupid, and insane guy is the final boss. He also did everything because he wanted more power.
8718ad No.15278150
c43aa0 No.15278154
>>15278139
>You kill your boss and destroy his forces after his shitty promotion scheme.
no more heroes 2 desperate struggle
f9ff07 No.15278210
>The two choices you are given are just lies for the third, and ultimately, canon third choice.
Literally any game that has exactly two factions, where the canon choice is either making everyone get along or killing both of them
431180 No.15278826
c43aa0 No.15278834
>>15278826
>Bump
Super 3D Pinball. it has to be super 3D Pinball.
35eb0b No.15278933
>>15276492
Kingdom Hearts or some shit?
35eb0b No.15278954
35eb0b No.15278964
efedbf No.15278966
>>15278150
Nope. Its a western game, as in , not japanese.
>>15278154
Nope, western game.
1b03ca No.15278987
8718ad No.15279094
>>15278933
No, final hint: I suppose the reference is geared toward /pol/ or /x/
c03898 No.15279106
>>15278964
Funny, I wasn't expecting anyone to guess that one. Yet the first one which I expected to be the easiest still hasn't been guessed.
35eb0b No.15279207
>>15279106
Crackdown was my fuckin' jam, boi.
Never played 2, though.
ede81a No.15279788
>>15278987
>>15268054
Sounds like a good guess though
2bee23 No.15280789
>>15267625
4 is the only one that hasn't been guessed and it's Fran Bow. The story makes sense, it's just that it's ambiguous whether the diary about the alternate dimensions is legit, or Fran is just that far gone
6f6685 No.15281563
>lose your arm in a brutal way
>EVERYONE IS A FUCKING ROBOT
c43aa0 No.15281628
>>15281563
godhand
nier automata
81ff76 No.15281650
81ff76 No.15281656
>>15281650
>the post i replied to at the speed of light dissapeared immediately
why tho
2bee23 No.15281696
>>15281656
It's probably Nintendo's fault.
000000 No.15281985
>Ya friend forces you to join a club after school
>There turn out to be 4 smashable chicks in it
>One of them hangs herself
>Second one goes insane
>Third one is "removed" (not killed) by the fourth one
>Fourth one wants to spend eternity with you
Honorable spoiler mention: Meta as all fuck
_EQ_
2bee23 No.15281995
>>15281985
Quite obviously Dokidoki Literature Club.
8718ad No.15282286
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>>15268322
>>15268375
>>15276492
>>15279094
Someone needs to make another bread, we're past bump limit. The answer was pic related.
2bee23 No.15282329
>>15282286
Since we're giving away answers, here are mine. A fair bit have successfully been answered, but I'll do everything anyway.
>>15277815
Arkham City, Monster Hunter 4, Layers of Fear, Yakuza 2
>>15269770
Silent Hill 3, Salt and Sanctuary, Baldur's Gate 2, Zeno Clash, Deadly Premonition
55e5c0 No.15282365
>>15277235
Also incorrect.
ddc6fb No.15282378
This is about a boy who drinks a metric shitton of liquor before missions, prays to a bunch of idols who make life worse for everyone, and kills a bunch of innocent people in revenge for sabotaging what for all anyone knows is the genocide machine that blew up the world.
cca2bd No.15282413
>>15267932
I still think they wasted an opportunity there by not making Nanako the villain
8718ad No.15282425
>>15282286
>Thread is now at the top of the board
I thought 300 was the bump limit on /v/?
ed7942 No.15282433
8718ad No.15282437
>>15282433 (Check'd)
So it's 350?
ed7942 No.15282443
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55e5c0 No.15282465
>>15267330
Thread's over.
Hyrule Warriors was the answer I was after.
Even if Cia is revived in the shitty epilogue.
431180 No.15283019
>>15275236
This was Shadowrun SNES
>>15278068
This was Type-0
382ea6 No.15283172
>You play as one of the many who were brainwashed to fight off foreign invaders. It's doesn't matter, everyone turns to ash at the end.
>Your father turns in to a monster, but he isn't the villain. You can join him after killing the commonwealth.
>The police weren't the bad guys. They tried to trap/ kill you to slow down the heat death of the multiverse
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9555e7 No.15285942
6f6685 No.15288772
>>15281628
Sorry I'm a bit late, but no.
It was supposed to be a twist here.
4e9df4 No.15292904
>>15281563
DMC 4 and Xenoblade Chronicles X?
More confident in the latter though haven't played either