/v/ - Video Games

>>15266085

i don't believe you have a friend, enjoy your diabetes.

>>15266115

My Wrath launch was great because bongland got hit by a freak extreme temperature drop out of nowhere. I had to drive 3 hours across frozen countryside to a store and when i got there the doors were freezing shut.

We got in, got out and by the time we got home it was -4 or 24 degrees to murrcans and shit was all solid ice and we slid into the drive.

I popped my install discs in and threw some premade stew and bread in the oven to warm and we all made death knights, saw the next stop was hellfire and all laughed and said fuck that and jumped on our mains instead and headed to Howling Fjord. Eating warming stew as the window outside was nothing but blizzard hammering the window.

But we didn't spend a week living on sugar like an wasp or something. Hes gonna lose a foot.

>>15266137

We are all chaos magic entities constructed by Marks CHIM. One day he will wake from the dream to consume more cake and like a bubble on the surface of a warm sunlit window we will pop out of being and be forgotten.

Who cares how subhumans live their lives?

>>15266158

Dealing with your inability to look in a mirror is the first step to healing anon. Everythings gonna be awwwrite.

Buying anything at launch is gay. At least wait until you can confirm it's good, nowadays you even have to wait for the game to be finished via patches and DLC.

A coworker of mine took off a week to play BotW. Somehow that seems more tasteful than playing WOW, though being so sedentary is degenerate regardless.

That said, I barely have use for my vacation days anyways. I take off the occasional Friday to spend more time playing a game I'm into, but I find it dumb to stay up much later than midnight. I'd rather wake up early and start playing after a good night's rest, it's much more satisfying.

Fuck eating garbage food, though. Is it really that hard to make a sandwich or pick up a rotisserie chicken?

>>15266167

the actual funny thing? blizzard is trying something new and launching worldwide at the same time. Here in bongland its like 3 in the afternoon. Hes going to be sitting there for 15 hours thinking the games getting DDOS'ed or something.

I mean with the butthurt nerds upset about muh pvp it probably will be but thats unrelated.

>>15266202

>rotisserie

>judging others when you want to eat the equivalent of Henry the 8ths leavings.

>>15266204

i haven't played retail WoW for many years, but just hearing about how they gutted PvP servers completely made me shudder a little bit.

>>15266216

it depends on the sandwich, anon. there are some legitimately delicious and healthy sammiches you can make.

>>15266216

>>15266224

Better than oreos and root beer. I'm not asking some lazy shitter to cook up a delicious meal, just pointing out that they're going out of their way to eat poorly.

>>15266238

Then you make some tuna sandwiches like a human. Rotisserie is what i feed my huskies.

Well my friend took 4 days off for Monhun world launch so we can play together for few days straight once it comes out, no waiting till midnight shit though.

>>15266240

And I'd rather have a steak with a mushroom sauce and steamed broccoli, but sometimes you don't have the time to make a good meal.

>>15266085

I haven’t waited till midnight since the Xbox launched, and that was more my older brother pushing for it than me.

Great now you made me remember Halo and how we’ll never get another good one again.

>>15266216

>implying sandwiches and rotisserie chicken are garbage

post pics of your broken hand and plastic bottle opener while chugging your soylent

Only time I went to a midnight launch was for Persona 5, and there were only like 5 other people there getting theirs. I just picked it up and headed home to play. I didn't really do anything crazy.

>>15266319

>Tfw you stayed up all night playing Halo CE on legendary with your friends and beat it in one sitting

>That was 17 years ago

>Can't mention it on /v/ as its always going to be treated as underage.

Feels boomer man.

>>15266115

> how people can drink more than a can of coke in a week I'll never know

Addiction. The bullshit they pump into all these fizzy swills may as well be crack

>>15266316

I was moreso talking about it in a modern context. Personally, though, I didn't have that much experience with what you describe. My father had a Commodore 64 in the late 80s and could copy over tapes for that quite easily, and that's all I had until we got a PC with Win95 in about 97 or so. Sounds implausible, but I was beyond poor. I knew kids who had cheap chinese bootleg NESes with those chink multicarts, but SNESes were nonexistant, handhelds were nonexistant until the GBA, the Genesis was around five hundred bucks converted, and the first remotely affordable console was the PS1, around the time the PS2 launched. Slavland sucked back then.

>>15266085

>i knew a dude that got a clot in his leg after he played oblivion for 72 hours without getting up back in the day.

H-hahaha this isn't a thing right? Do you mean he literally didn't stand up for 72 hours, not even to go to the washroom, shower, make food?

>>15266357

>3 days with drug induced constipation

He likely lost the leg when that massive steel turd came out and shattered the toilet bowl and smashed his whole leg apart with the explosion

>>15266365

From what i understand he had to have an operation for a lump of hard dry feces removed from his lower bowel and a bag for a year.

FOR FUCKING. OBLIVION.

I love a good MMO release binge but the game has to be decent to good (WoW out of the question) and I eat well. I work in breaks too, and only use like half of them to be a degenerate.

>>15266380

>a good mmo release

yeah like Bless™ Online :^)

>>15266417

STOP TALKIN' ABOUT BLESS

>>15266085

>do any of you still do that shit?

I don't actually know anyone who does this at all.

>>15266357

He is the only man who deserves to wear that shirt.

>>15266446

i dont drink it because not only it makes you feel terrible, but it makes you fat, destroys your teeth, and is also jewish poison.

>>15266446

it never tasted sweet to me, it tasted like Blood and Pennies.

T.Dr. Pepper aficionado. It is my power. My pleasure. My pain.

BAYBAAAAYYY

>>15266459

Welcome to the mindset of the Zoomer.

>>15266464

>zoomer

>>>/out/

>>15266459

It's not about being lazy, it's about not loosing those "precious" moments while playing the game, and not loosing the "immersion".

t. someone who never did something like this nor knew someone who did

>>15266484

don't encourage him!

>>15266494

Look man, not all of us can live life in depends changed by mumma as she cooks your tendies and hopes new daddy doesnt ask when you are moving out again.

So we shit on 30 year old boomers and zoomers alike or avoid the memes because they're "cuckchan"? What is official BO stance on this?

Heck no. I don't buy on release and have healthy eating/sleeping habits.

>>15266491

stop using cuckchan insults and maybe you wouldn't get called on using cuckchan insults.

>>15266506

official BO stance is to ban anything he doesn't like and pretend everything is fine and everybody who disagrees is a goon.

>>15266519

it's already a cuckchan meme

>>15266519

t. hasn't had his first drop of the day yet

>>15266514

thats the eventual "admin" mindset of every community. either that happens, or the community gets bought out by better owners only to repeat the cycle.

>>15266165

The only person who needs to look in a mirror is you, who is so upset at his friends doing things they like instead of just concerning yourself with your own sins.

>>15266417

Never heard of it, sounds like shit.

>>15267231

No, go kill yourself.

>>15267319

I've been here longer than you and I'll be here after you're gone, go be a brown manlet somewhere else and die wherever you go.

>>15267325

>being this assblasted over not knowing about a shit MMO

kek.

>>15267374

>hurr u mad

Take the lead pill.

>>15267415

>I've been here longer than you and I'll be here after you're gone

>Take the lead pill

NO U

>>15267415

>>15267223

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>>15267325

>report shitposter

>get b& for "abusing report function"

you don't even have the guts to put on your BO tag when trying to shitpost mark. choke on a cake nigger.

>>15267434

Mark wishes in his shekel-filled dreams/intermittent Cuphead flashback filled semi-nightmares that he was 1/10th the ubermensch I am and that he could stop moderating /v/ to leave the house without being mocked. Shove yourself into a locker because no one did it enough when you still had an excuse to be this much of a manlet.

I only ever binged on games to that extent because my life and my mental state were both a fucking mess. I didn't enjoy it, either, I just wanted to escape.

I waited outside an EB Games for a midnight release copy of Warcraft 3 in Jew York City. I think that was shortly before vidya became real normalfag shit. That EB games is now a lingerie store and a nail salon.

>Diablo III

This one was much more interesting in that my close friend was admit about going to the store (It was a starbucks and gamestop) right in the middle of the mall parking lot and "cammpin out" until midnight. He rolled the back of his car up the store and threw down some lawn chairs and said "Time to play some Dragon Quest". We got there around 9am with the store not opening until 11am. The dude who opens kinda laughed and went into the store to start his shift. Next, around 12pm I went and got us some burgers from the food court in the mall and when I got back some cute but clearly weird Asian bitch was talking to my friend. She was the "Administrator of marketing and advertising" for the mall aka she walked around the mall and took pictures for the malls facebook page or some bullshit. So she HAD to have me and my buddy sit there in our Hawaiian shirts looking "nerdy" (her words not ours) for the facebook page. Being the fucking degenerate I am I put on some shitty red and white ducktape helmet my buddy made for a protoman cosplay and sunglasses so the CIA niggers couldn't see my face. She did her thing, my buddy went back to Dragon Quest V for the ds and I biked to work (Closing shift for a kitchen). After work I got off and biked back to the store around 10pm.

I was pretty surprised to see an actual line up around the store, I rolled up to my friend, locked my bike up and sat beside him. I made him and myself some bulky sandwiches from work and asked if any thing happened well I was gone. He looked over at me and said "No, but apparently they only have three collectors editions". At this point I noticed the entire line was staring at us. I yelled out "I am not buying a collectors editions, I am not even sure I am buying the game, calm your mullets". I got no real responses, just some glares and went back to eating. My bud had made chatter with the two other dudes who brought lawn chairs and I could already tell they were fucking special. One was the classic over weight "gamer" who played Amazons and Sorcerers, swore constantly, and had a 12 pack of warm coke cola/ shit loads of Burger King bags. The other guys had a stutter, wore a trench coat, was wearing sunglasses at 10pm and boasted about playing Necromancers 24/7. Not too much came out until midnight was rolling up on the clock. I think ten minutes too, some chad in his jeep rolled by and yelled "fucking nerds get a job" and the only response was the fat gamer dude yelling back "Fuck you John" (I think he knew him). So my bud packed all his stuff into his car well I kept his spot. They guy came to the door and looked at me and said "I saw you cut in line you have to go to the back", I laughed it off and went to the back (probably 50-70 people). Awesome thing was at the back were two fucking cute girls who I SAID FUCKING NOTHING TOO AND STOOD THERE LIKE A BITCH. The line moved really fast, like I was at the store door in 10 minutes or so. I went in, bought the game, and went to my buddies car.

This is were the story gets fucking creepy. So the dude in the trench coat needed a ride cause his parents couldn't pick him up. My buddy for some fucking reason agreed to do it. Guy gets in the back, I throw my bike beside him, get in the passenger seat and we take off. As we are driving I being the over social butterfly start talking about work, the two Asian girls and mundane shit. Right during mid conversation, Neclord in the back screeches "I forgot my glasses". My bud ask "The sunglasses", he half yells "YES". My buddy replies "Sorry man, one way trip, I am sure you can get another pair or call the store in the morning". Neclord starts flipping his shit calling us faggots, threatening to sue us, and taking my buddies collectors edition (Neclord had already gotten the other two, yes he bought two and cut the fat gamer dude out). After his rant for about 10 minutes, we tell him we are just going to pull over and let him get out. He refuses. So, again, the smart dudes that we are ask where he is going. He replies "I told you, my parents place". He finally calms down and we agree to drive him the rest of the way. After 20 minutes of semi silence (the dude start making weird fucking noises) we get to what he called his parents place. We all got out of the car to make sure he didnt steal anything or damage anything. He said "Well thanks anyways" and walked away towards the back of the house basement door. My buddy looked at me and said "He said he lived right around the corner, I swear". We both get in the car kinda laughing, but right as we slam the car doors. Neclord appeared again almost out of thin air in the headlights. Both of use kinda jumped alittle but said nothing. Neclord just fucking stood there with his trench coat on, didnt move for probably 5 minutes with his head down. Being kinda stunned I finally said to my buddy "I think we should go". Right as I finish saying that, Neclord raises his head and walks over to my side of the car. (The window was down unfortunately). He slowly peers over into the car, slowly raises his hand and puts on his fucking sunglasses. "I found my sunglasses", does a little smirk, literally tuxedo mask cape jacket waves over the car, and walks away towards the house. After that, we started the car and drove home in silence. End of story.

>>15266534

why have 4kids' memes been so across the board terrible lately

>>15274753

Most gamers are degenerates, FACT

>>15266085

People are dumb and will fall for any hype if it's loud enough.

You think I'm going to read all that?

>>15266316

>he never got to enjoy the frustration, danger and excitement that was early piracy.