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File: 53b3f6d8720c60e⋯.jpg (495.15 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, EVER OASHIT.jpg)

1eb5fe No.15245254

Ever Oasis is a bad game and i'll tell you why.

It puts style over substance. EO is all about it's looks, as a casual title made by a major publisher such as Nintendo, it has to appeal to a large crowd to make profit. By doing this, they are copying elements from true and tried titles such as Monster Hunter or Fantasy LIfe as an afterthought to the art style. This is an extremely derivative title by the books going with its chibi artstyle that has been so popular among people with low standards (mostly handheld and mobile audiences) during the last few generations. Chibi characters aren't necessarily bad but they are bland and literally scream playing it safe. You could argue that they are using these characters due to hardware limitations but that is not the case anymore, its just casualfag bait.

The game is almost entirely composed of the worst parts of RPGs and Action RPGs as its centerfold piece, the writing is for the most part Pokemon bland and the gameplay is slow, clunky and tedious. Difficulty derives mostly from the bad controls. Its only saving grace is probably its soundtrack, which although far from original, is pretty nice on the ears.

This is just Nintendo's attempt at cashing in on that Monster Hunter-esque market that exploded during the PSP era and feels very forgettable, it doesn't have the staying force or punch of older Nintendo IPs, even obscure ones like Doshin the Giant.

3eccd4 No.15245270

Wow an actual thread giving a constructive critique unlike the last one where it was cuckchan template cancer with faggots spewing soy memes I'm impressed.


3efcb4 No.15245284

File: 829f3bdd802c54b⋯.png (274.24 KB, 655x521, 655:521, 48915651651.png)


2d712a No.15245335

>>15245270

>a constructive critique

There's not a single actual critique here, samefag. It's just a lot of opinions and buzzwords about a game no one even cares about.


d937a4 No.15245366

>>15245254

Did you actually make this thread to say something about the game? I can't believe you'd make this post and present it as anything but fluff.


3eccd4 No.15245375

>>15245335

we have ids here.


1eb5fe No.15245376

>>15245284

>>15245366

>>15245335

It's because the game is japanese, right?


77f3f0 No.15245386

That may be the case, but I'd still fuck that snake.


d937a4 No.15245401

>>15245376

>any criticism of me is due to weebs riding the game's dick

Kill yourself, cuckchanner. I could tell just from looking at this game during a Nintendo Direct it would be bland and shallow.

>The game is almost entirely composed of the worst parts of RPGs and Action RPGs as its centerfold piece, the writing is for the most part Pokemon bland and the gameplay is slow, clunky and tedious

You mention three separate fucking problems with Ever Oasis in this sentence and fail to elaborate on a single one. What is the worst part of RPGs and ARPGs to you? What makes the writing bland? Why is the gameplay bad?

The last one is because it has keycard puzzles instead of actual puzzles. I saw that from 15 seconds of gameplay a year and a half ago, faggot, and I'll give it to you for free.

You write like a game journo, and have made the fatal error of thinking I gave a shit about your low-effort blogpost. Eat shit.

>>15245386

We all would.


1eb5fe No.15245416

>>15245401

>You write like a game journo, and have made the fatal error of thinking I gave a shit about your low-effort blogpost. Eat sh

You cared enough to reply.


def3b5 No.15245426

>>15245416

>pithy one-line "comeback" style shitpost instead of actually responding to his challenge

And just like that you cucked out

Confirmed shit thread


d937a4 No.15245429

>>15245416

>m-maybe if i insult him h-he'll leave me alone!

Lurk for two years before you post here again, you fucking teenager.


1eb5fe No.15245466

File: 51fc9117cd35bfb⋯.png (32.8 KB, 480x640, 3:4, b593d321f580f48ed812e7ad6f….png)

>>15245429

>>15245426

Imagine getting this worked up over words on your screen.


7f4be6 No.15245469

>copying elements from Monster Hunter

u wot


7f4be6 No.15245476

Also, what does OP mean by "Nintendo IP"? The dev is Grezzo. Is he one of those underageb& who thinks everything on a Nintendo console is first-party?


df01f2 No.15245503

>>15245254

>>15245401

I own it, I wanted a village building RPG, but nearly all of it's automatic and anything you get from your village is non-interactable. There's really no benefit to building up the Oasis at all, other then a numbers game. You don't get items, not really, and the combat is fucking bare, you get no real extra options in a fight. Like holy shit is the game shallow.


cadf59 No.15245513

<<15245466

>U-u-u mad

The Untermensch in action gents.


a1c33f No.15245525

File: ddf8455aed6229b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 22.73 KB, 552x344, 69:43, Dat_smug_look_before_somet….JPG)

>>15245466

your decent


ff71a0 No.15245559

Played it for a bit and it's bland, you're better off with something like Rune Factory 4 on the 3DS.


836566 No.15245818

File: f775808fe178182⋯.jpg (21.24 KB, 460x347, 460:347, Luigi_abandons_Yoshi_in_Wa….jpg)

>>15245503

I vouch what you say, I thought I'll was getting a Building RPG sim but I was wrong. It's a really shallow piece of work with a shitty moral story about war. it's is as expected for the developer who directed secret of mana


457859 No.15245823

Just having furshit on the cover is enough.


836566 No.15245834

File: 62d3d79d53a9161⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 705.02 KB, 900x1616, 225:404, ever_oasis_miura_by_tawni_….jpg)

>>15245823

>Just having furshit on the cover is enough.

Here's some for (you)


8ff6ec No.15245873

K


647d18 No.15245928

File: a7dbb7d9be9af5c⋯.jpg (83.1 KB, 912x457, 912:457, CI_3DS_EverOasis_NootDesig….jpg)

>>15245254

I just like the Penguins. I feel like they ran out of money while making this after wasting it all in the setting. I think a few keys changes could benefit the game. Well, a full combo based battle system is not a small change but still.


9943d3 No.15245934

>>15245386

Is that really a snake or more of a salamander? Perhaps a lizard?


535bd1 No.15245946

>>15245254

i want to fuck that undine


61d002 No.15245952

File: 438cfb5f04245db⋯.webm (148.29 KB, 1004x920, 251:230, noot nooting.webm)


f94d49 No.15245954

File: 1e0f3183f2f2fb5⋯.jpg (207.91 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, BANJO_KAZOOIE_3_WALLPAPER_….jpg)

>>15245466

It's not like words don't have power, retard. It's like saying "Imagine pressing buttons on flickering lights" to describe vidya, it's reddit tier gross simplification.


61d002 No.15245979

>>15245954

But that's exactly what vidya is.


9427a5 No.15246049

>>15245254

I wouldn't expect anything else from the creator of the awful "mana" series.


df01f2 No.15246062

File: 2ab403ac2c181d2⋯.png (361.69 KB, 600x600, 1:1, five nights at cancer.png)

>>15245954

Doesn't help that there's games where you press buttons on flickering lights to close doors and use flickering lights to scare away robots

we get it, shit sounds silly if you say the wrong words about it, but that goes for everything and near everything is fucking silly if you think about it.

Even breathing and eating. Like "breathing is putting invisible gas in inflatable sacs in your chest to live" and "eating is putting things into an abdominal sac with acid in it via chomping down on certain types of matter to live" and so on.

This is really about you and how your sensibilities are offended. Poor communication is one problem but getting this assblasted over this is more grammar nazi then anything.


647d18 No.15246151

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File: 6be7b17f40b7f1b⋯.jpg (279.53 KB, 601x1528, 601:1528, Were do they get them.jpg)

>>15245952

To this day, I still want the plushy


61d002 No.15246164

>>15246151

There's a plushy?


96e83d No.15246883

File: 5847e6498b83dad⋯.jpg (50.64 KB, 471x540, 157:180, the one redeeming feature.JPG)

>>15245254

>the writing is for the most part Pokemon bland

Wrong, it's 'edgy pokemon rom-hack' bland. They build up the sister and brother plotline as all serious while the other shadow characters are just comic relief and then expect you to feel anything but bemused puzzlement when you actually have to kill them for real. Particularly weird when the regular animals you kill just get the evil beaten out of them and turn back to normal. Also weird that the game calls it forces of chaos, tries to develop a 'serious' (edgy) plot during late game but doesn't explore the balance of chaos and law, just some throw away explanation that chaso is inevitable that gets completely thrown out the window when undine explodes into rain to save everybody or whatever that retarded ending was. It's almost as if the team thought 'Hey we ported Majora's Mask, we can do edgy, right?' and ran with it without actually figuring out a single element of how they were going to actually accomplish this.

>its just casualfag bait.

I'm pretty sure no one but freeshop users looking for a town-building sim and actual japanese children played this game. I've never heard anyone talk about it aside from railing it is as being even worse than Fantasy Life at doing what it's supposed to do and even more disappointing. As far as your comparison to monster hunter goes, I don't think it had anything to do with the marketing elements, even if the final boss was literally Amatsumagatsuchi-Lite and the post game grind somehow manages to make itself worse than even the most obscene of FU post-game grinds, it seems more related to your earlier point about the dev team having no idea how to actually make the game that they pitched on concept art alone and stuffing anything they could fit into their patchwork frakenstein game.

>>15245946

SECONDED


941e36 No.15247122

>>15245386

Three cheers for the man with taste.


65efd7 No.15247142

Esna a cute, CUTE!


30ba5e No.15247197

its pretty clear OP was baiting from his second post onward

yall niggas bumping a bait thread


d062a3 No.15247280

>>15246883

Man that was another shit game fantasy life.

Why can no one make a good town building/farming sim anymore




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