>be nervous bruteish fuck who always applies way too much force to any kind of mechanical actuator
>be known for absolutely smashing the keys in my keyboards and generallyy typing too loud
>recently go to a bar with some friends of mine
>there is one of those shitty 500-in-one Pandora's Box MAME arcade cabinets in there
>it has Metal Slug X
>sure why the fuck not
>get to the second boss, the weird deepthroating excavator you have to vertically escape from
>absolutely perfect jumping and shooting downwards with the joystick
>some days later
>"hey anon, wanna netplay Metal Slug 2 with me?"
>sure, why the fuck not
>use a keyboard for this
>get to the same level
>suck like a meth addicted whore at jumping and gunning down
>miss that really nice joystick feel so much I start considering buying one for fighting games
>fast forward a few days later
>local tabletop games shop has opened an arcade section
>has a few Japanese ripoff arcades made in China
>want to try them out
>get to play
>joystick feels as if made of chiclet
>accidentally up-backwards all the time, Ibuki jumping like a retard
>joystick is so soft it returns to neutral position too slowly for me
>square gate
>feels as if it was going to break any time
Soon I discovered I was supposed to move it with the tip of my fingers and not with my wrists, like the other arcade, but by then it was too late. Turns out all Japanese arcade sticks are like that, which means most modern fightsticks are like that, and the other arcade cabinet had American style levers, which are generally much stiffer, have circular gates, and made to withstand pretty much pulling the whole cabinet from them in contrast to Japanese arcade sticks, which everyone mentions how easy it is to break them if you don't treat them like a princess' clitoris.
>be browsing for affordable begginer fightsticks
>try to find American style recommendations
>find Shoryuken forums thread with someone asking for American feeling sticks
>"just use a Sanwa and change the springs lmao - be careful not to break it tho"
>"use an unmodded Sanwa and get used to not breaking it"
>"Sanwa are soooo much better for QCF motions if you don't break them in the process"
Is there any hope for subhuman brutes like me?
Also, arcade stick general, I guess.