66721b No.15102763
Xth Revival edition
What is Space Station 13?
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>Wiki
https://8station.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page
>How can I play?
You can download the BYOND client or join our server directly from your web browser to play. The web client is presently unreliable, and we recommend the latest BYOND client for the best experience possible. The BYOND client is presently compiled for Windows only, though it is compatible with WINE. You will need a BYOND account to connect to our server.
Client download: https://secure.byond.com/download/
>Outer Pizza
IP: byond://192.223.31.204:7787
Tickrate - 0.6 // Random Names ON
Map: MetaStation
Git Repository: https://github.com/BigSlice/-tg-station
Issues: https://github.com/BigSlice/-tg-station/issues
Wiki: https://8station.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page
IRC: #pizzastation on rizon
Apparently /radcorp/ is okay with using this server for the coming game night. So expect a wave of new (old) players to return on Julay 13/14th.
66721b No.15102770
old thread
>>15062808
>>15062808
b04d18 No.15102850
I wonder why my AV has been shitting itself over byond lately.
66721b No.15102859
>>15102850
MBAM has been getting a lot of false positives.
a1a73f No.15102871
a1a73f No.15102873
>>15102850
>AV
What did he mean by this?
b04d18 No.15102888
>>15102873
Antivirus, it's been freaking out about dreamseeker and the built-in updater for whatever reason. I've told it to ignore the byond folder but it tosses its spaghetti about the updater still. It's working, just annoying.
a1a73f No.15102920
>>15102888
Oh, I thought you meant AV as in anal vore.
abd25f No.15102937
>>15102920
why would you think that in the context of the post
b04d18 No.15102961
>>15102937
Well this is an SS13 thread, vore had to come up eventually.
f1ba43 No.15103482
BigSlice i sincerely thank you for giving me an admin rank and i promise not not to start a jewish backed shadow war against you
544d78 No.15103507
>>15102888 (checked)
>>15102920
>>15102937
>>15102961
Just so you know anal vore is a thing in SS13. Will be looking to store some of you fresh gamenight newbies good and deep into my warm, comforting anal cavity. For safekeeping, of course.
f7d962 No.15103533
>>15103507
Not in this server. There's pseudo-vore, (american vore, if you will) but it's under very specific circunstance.
Which by the way, makes for a terrifingly way to muder someone as Traitor.
62157b No.15103535
>>15103507
I'll probably end up turning half of them into skeletons.
a2261c No.15103915
>>15103540
There's people now.
544d78 No.15103926
>>15103915
I'll join as soon as I'm done with this delicious meal cooked up for me by my loving mother.
f7f443 No.15103933
>>15103926
Drop the tendies and join him nigger
703845 No.15103944
is there any way to get the byond client to work with linux/wine? I feel like I've tried multiple times to no avail.
654b07 No.15103947
>>15103915
I've never played this and afraid of fucking up, can someone stream/record some matches?
a2261c No.15103956
>>15103947
Just come join and learn by playing. We will not abuse you too much
703845 No.15103961
>>15103947
if you are nervous, sometimes the best thing to do is join a really popular server and play a useless role like janitor or assistant or whatever. I know it sounds counter-intuitive, but the fact that its high pop will mean there's lots of chaos and no one will really be paying attention to you if you do something stupid
either that or play on low pop like this one and learn, but I tend to get bored with too few players
db1d9a No.15103966
I'm sorry, but how does one enter [Common]? I've been trying this for two days now and I can't understand this. I also don't understand buckling to a chair. Fuck me, I only found out yesterday how to stop dragging things.
815fcc No.15103974
>tfw OP found a better version
62157b No.15103986
>>15103966
Just put ; in front of what you type. drag yourself onto a chair while on top of it to buckle, and click the chair icon in the top left that appears to unbuckle.
5b6162 No.15103990
>>15103947
You can grab a copy of the server and host a private one to figure some things out in peace.
2ef4c0 No.15104000
>>15103947
You probably will fuck it up and piss off alot of people regardless, don`t worry it`s part of the game
a2261c No.15104183
Get in lads. We're gaining numbers.
db1d9a No.15104196
>>15103986
Nice, thanks. Now how long does it take books to finish entering the archive? I see the first part of my pride and joy in the interview but not in the archive?
62157b No.15104320
>>15104183
I will be on in a little while.
86178d No.15105222
>>15102020
Oh I was under the impression it wasn't working what's the lemon thing about?
1f93e0 No.15105643
Is the serb hosted in glorious Burgerstan?
bb04a2 No.15105687
>still pizza codebase
>last commit 3 years ago on almost all categories
Oh jesus can't we just do private /tg/ or /v/g
db1d9a No.15105760
When in doubt, always blame the clown. The clown ruins all.
544d78 No.15105777
>>15105687
Its not even the fixed, latest gitgud build of pizza; we still get client-side microcrashes. That's when everything on your screen seems to freeze and be unable to update to accurately display what is happening. There's just a coder drought in general because SS13 is extreme spaghetti.
ec0b20 No.15105833
Integrated circuits are cool as fuck. I think screens are broken, though. They don't seem to show any information when examining a screen-equipped assembly.
69a398 No.15105842
>>15103533
>American vore
Do you mean cannibalizing somebody like a zombie would?
c9baea No.15105918
>>15105760
Clown here, that wasn't me as I was too busy with botany and virology, and killing the cook later. It was the mime as I don't have a white crayon
86178d No.15106006
>>15104183
I'll be on when I'm done wit hthis pizza.
d0d3c2 No.15106019
>>15102871
I never knew how much I'd miss this fucking shit. Now if only we could get my true favorite meme back.
86178d No.15106028
>>15105777
We should still use tg or vg's code tho they're code is much more recent and up to date and gets updates every now and then, also they made a lot of new features which are quite nice tbh takes a bit of relearning though.
1808c9 No.15106490
>pizzacode has a dakimakura
I like this
f7d962 No.15106552
>>15105842
I mean you get extremely fat and then you can eat monkeys.
Now guess what that means when you have an SE injector that can turn people into monkeys? Best part? No body, no brain, no blood, no evidence.
Sadly, it doesn't seem to work on this codebase.
f7d962 No.15106597
>>15105777
Pretty clear that it's not the latest version. Not only do traitors still show their CKey in end report, there's also this.
Either that, or someone's being messing with this because I remenber fixing this shit.
62157b No.15106614
>>15106597
Game also forgets your character every round it seems.
654b07 No.15106700
>Connection failed.
>Reconnecting in 10 seconds…
86178d No.15106738
1808c9 No.15106866
>decide now would be a great time to practice hacking doors
>grab my tools, find a quiet door where I won't be interrupted
>cut one wire, nothing happens
>decide to mend it
>get shocked so hard I crit and subsequently die alone where nobody will find me
does this server have the rat-mode for dead players? I never got to try that last time.
62157b No.15106879
ELEVEN NIGGERS ON GET YOUR ASS IN HERE
62157b No.15106890
>>15106866
No it doesn't but you can get back in your body to be cloned. Do it now.
66721b No.15107025
>>15105777 (checked)
>we still get client-side microcrashes
I was told that was either fixed or not a problem in this version of the code
>>15106597
No fucking clue mate, works on my machine.
406f2d No.15107110
>>15106866
>Decide now would be a great time to see how much juice I can put in the power grid
>Gas turbines, all four solar arrays, Singulo, and a few other minor power grid tweaks
>Get finished, start doing regular maintenance
>Hit the corridors
>Almost immediately stumble across a fried janitor
>You say, "Welp."
Glad to see someone appreciated my efforts.
d10bb7 No.15107120
>>15107025
>works on my machine
Just pm him the solution.
62157b No.15107228
>>15107110
Fried janitor sounds tastier than inflamed appendix for sure.
62157b No.15107654
>Be AI
>Assimov laws
>Bored, and decide that not only is N2O not harmful to the crew, it prevents them from performing any potentially self-harmful activities.
>Feed it into the main gas loop.
>Nobody ever suspects me
>Not only this but I cycle the atmosphere in just a few rooms at first.
>Eventually the entire engineering wing is filled with N20
>The pressure in one of the rooms near engineering is so high it explodes.
>Spiders are everywhere
>Captain appears and decides to add a fourth law where i am a nigger
>Do that for a while and then decide that nigger words are harmful to the vocabulary of the crew and negate the law.
>Changeling gets locked in the medbay space hole
>Everyone leaves, alive somehow.
406f2d No.15108035
>>15107654
>Caught the early signs of that N2O flood while wiring solars
>Thought it was some prick in atmos
>Tried to turn that hot mess of bad air around
>Some chucklefuck tried to redo the entirety of Atmosia to depict goatse
>Gas everywhere
>Spent ten minutes of my life to that lost cause before the round ended
Murder is too good for you.
544d78 No.15108365
>>15107654
>medbay space hole
Obstensibly thats to make a cooling loop for cryo but 6 tiles is really, really cramped for a piping system without cheating and placing under the walls.
31a329 No.15109134
62157b No.15109875
>>15108365
Yeah, I know. Somehow it makes a really convenient changeling storage room, though.
62157b No.15109879
>>15108035
I wouldn'ta done it with any nonantag ruleset other than that because asimov really is that boring. They should add some more default lawsets, capitalist is by far the most fun out of the ?three?. :^)
1808c9 No.15111791
ba9c2a No.15111833
>>15111791
Just getting on right now.
ec0b20 No.15113137
>dedshift
>every fucking random event that could have possibly occurred had done so
>still manage to repair the damage with the help of an engineer
>however, an uknown evil lurks elsewhere
>spess vines are uncontested and have converted half the z-level into a jungle biome
>trusty engineer and I form a warband dedicated to eradicating the invasive vines of peace
>we spend an autistic amount of time and end up finishing them off
FUCK I SENT IT TO CENTCOM VIA SUPPLY SHUTTLE
>our party embarks upon a suicide mission to Centcom
>spend even more of an autistic amount of time at Centcom but now with better loot
>partner goes braindead
>realize it was all futile in the end upon the realization that the spess vines had gone hyper-speed outside a moving shuttle
31a329 No.15113241
>only one online
<ling
welp
544d78 No.15114232
>>15113137
Also something we had patched in the latest version of pizza code; where vines could not spread too far into space tiles without support. even if we didn't we should steal the fix from some other, better maintained codebase, probably hippie or yog
406f2d No.15116887
Station's up and running, full of power, and awaiting a crew.
62157b No.15117421
>Hey guys station is perfect it just needs people.
>BE CLOWN.
>Wander in, honking as I go.
>The janitor's closet has no walls.
>Immediately steal the bear and mouse traps.
>Set up the bears and 1 mouse in a line in the arrivals hallway where it's dark.
>Proceed to break into chemistry to make itching powder.
>Make a proximity foam grenade of it and hide it under a medkit in the med-lobby;
>The rest of it goes on the scientists face.
>He goes to medbay to correct that issue,
>Right into the grenade, making everything worse.
>I drag him into medbay only to realize I forgot insulated gloves.
>Spend some time getting those
>I come back and he's dead.
>Put forth the effort to break into genetics to clone he, but he won't get back in his body.
>Throw a tantrum and turn him into a tranny, cutting off one of her arms before I get bored.
>Use her card to fill medbay with N2O.
>Find the engineer limping around with a bear trap on her leg.
>She doesn't know how to get it off.
>We proceed to surgery.
>She doesn't know what the N20 is and thinks they're snowflakes.
>Yes, it is Christmas.
>So I start amputating his right leg because that's the one with the bear trap on it.
>WHY ARE YOU CUTTING THAT LEG IM PRETTY SURE ITS MY LEFT ONE THATS BAD?!
>So I cancel the surgery and almost eat snowflakes.
>Cut off his left leg.
>This is the wrong leg.
>Off goes the right.
>The engineer is now wheelchairbound, and I give him a fire extinguisher.
>Wander around for a while trying to get access from the scientists and engineers cards onto my own card.
>This doesn't work and I wander back to medbay but forget an air tank and have a forced nap.
>The captain happens along and pulls me out.
>He asks me why medbay is full of N2O.
>It's Christmas!
>Break into the captain's office only to find the spare is gone.
>Throw a tantrum and steal his locker, planning to space it in the chapel.
>There's a carp in the chapel, because of course there is.
>The carp eats the locker and I weld it's head to dead.
>So now I have the spare ID AND an energy gun.
>Promptly gain all access and hide the spare.
>Wander into robotics and see a braindead cube.
>Realize OOC the scientist must have jumped in there pretty much right after dying.
>Throw it in the trash.
>At this point I'm so bored I've just been playing spooky scary skeletons on repeat on the guitar for the past 20 minutes.
>Throw a lit baton I picked up from security a bit earlier and then an hero with the energy gun.
Dead hours, dead hours….
8b875a No.15119182
>>15119175
I'm joining right now.
7e3ad4 No.15119258
I'm coming back to learn the basics again, pls no bully too much
7e3ad4 No.15119390
>>15119258
How do you eat? I can't use an object
db1d9a No.15119429
>>15119390
>have food in hand
>make sure that hand is highlighted
>click on yourself
a2261c No.15119789
So we ended up in a deserted staiton.
Then we came accross some sort of a Goliath that was speaking with the voice of the clown. I can't tell if that thing ate the fucking clown or it was the clown and somehow evolved in to it.
1808c9 No.15119955
other than pizza, what servers are even worth visiting?
f1ba43 No.15120034
>>15119955
i guess /vg/, admins can be jewish tho
e34025 No.15120061
>>15119955
Hardly any, all are full of pansies and people who can't handle shit-talking or fun
>Aliens:CM serb
>roll Survivor
>survive and get back on ship
>go full paranoid mode and build a little barricade in an area no one goes to
>get arrested because "muh building permits" and because I had a concealed weapon for when the ayys would inevitably board
<"that's fine"
>get arrested
>sec drags me off to brig
>as we get to brig he stunbatons me for some reason so he could drag me to the bed and buckle me in anyway
<"don't be a nigger, sec"
>BOINK
>"WHY DID I SEE THE WORD "NIGGER" COME ACROSS MY AHELP
>tell him why and tell him I've seen racial slurs being tossed around
>WELL I DONT MIND THE OCCASIONAL RASCIST JOKE BUT CALLING SOMEONE A NIGGER JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO IS NOT COOL MAN
>tell him that the sec was acting like a nigger and I called him out on it and told him exactly why
>IM PUTTING A NOTE IN YOUR FILE AND LETTING YOU OFF, IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE
I stopped playing on the CM Serb after that. It's usually a cycle, I play 2-3 games and as soon as they perceive that I'm "stepping out of line," they go full retard with their rules and I'm reminded why I stopped playing in the first place. It's ironic since on their forums they say that the rules men what they mean and that twisting them around to fit you excuse will not be tolerated but mods and admins alike sure as hell love twisting their own rules around.
It's a shame it's the only one around and since they won't release their code anytime soon there won't be another CM Serb until the game itself dies. There was a WWII around that was pretty but it went away and wasn't as populated as it should have been, even though it was super fun.
f06a5b No.15120147
>>15120061
Last I played there I remember LOOC being full of endless circlejerking and just never returned. Sure, you can mute it but I already knew all too well what faggots I was surrounded by.
a2261c No.15120164
Saying "ligger" in most servers nowdays gets you BOINKed. Everyone's too buttblasted nowdays and gets overly defensive over language.
62157b No.15120202
>>15120061
I went braindead as liason once because I didn't know you could go to cryo and leave (I had pressing issues NOT ON INTERNET and didn't really have time to figure it out; permanent job ban. I'm pretty sure I haven't played since.
e34025 No.15120225
>>15120147
That too, I muted it as well but there were times when people had legitimate questions about hotkeys and the like. It was mostly circlejerking though.
On a side note about CM Serb, about a year ago someone managed to hack/get into one of the admin's account and stole a piece of their code and they went full damage control, it was a huge deal apparently. It was hilarious to read about what happened, shame they didn't steal the entire code, 8/v/ could have run a nicer CM without all the faggotry and kike tier rules. Speaking of rules as well here's one of them that is open-ended as fuck.
>don't be a dick rule
If that rule wasn't meant to be twisted, I don't know what is. I know our SS13 Serb rules have a similar one but that's typically for guys who go murderboning the entire station without being an antag, or making the Serb crash by making shitton of buttbots.
e34025 No.15120267
>>15120202
Didn't you know? Not reading the rules or being completely aware of them at all times is not an excuse and can result in a Ding Dong Bannu.
>job banning CL
Holy fuck, it's not like most people pay attention to the CL anyway, whenever I rolled CL I was usually pushed off to the side and generally ignored. It's the equivalent of assistant with a bit more access to areas. They really need to make it even worthwhile to play, like giving the CL missions and the like. Here's the other thing
>report in to Weyland about odd creature sightings or bring in a dead one
>no response
>report in again asking for further instructions
>no response
>REPORT IN YET AGAIN
>no response
Thing is the forum even mentions that CL's are encouraged to contact Weyland for a mission to spice the game up but not one admin or mod even bothers to give one. They are that fucking lazy, it wouldn't be hard to come up with a set bunch of missions to give a CL and have the mod/admin randomly give one such as "capture and monitor an infected individual," or something along those lines.
f06a5b No.15120283
>>15120225
I wonder how Corporate Mercenary will be as an alternative, I missed when that was up for testing so don't know how the admemes were.
85b767 No.15120289
>>15120283
they're generally pretty chill, coming from someone who played and literally said "nigger" in ooc and didn't even get a slap for saying it.
e34025 No.15120291
>>15120283
Corporate Mercenary? Tell me a little about it, it actually sounds interesting.
85b767 No.15120295
>>15120291
CM with booze and hookers and actual fucking coders.
e34025 No.15120296
62157b No.15120301
1808c9 No.15120308
>>15120164
That's sad.
I got into SS13 real late, but I always heard about lizard racism and the wikis I read even had notes about lizards not being people, or getting shafted by higher-ups just for being lizards. When I actually got to playing, nobody even bothered the lizards about anything. Nobody would join in on anti-lizard sentiment, lizards were allowed free reign to behave like any other, and even nude liggers who just roamed the halls for hours on end wouldn't receive any ire. At least slap him with a public indecency charge, fuck.
f06a5b No.15120310
>>15120289
Nice, good to hear they weren't a bunch of crybullies.
85b767 No.15120311
>>15120301
they actually add content from a variety of games and shit, including but not limited to warhammer 40k(spriter for these is actually bretty great) and a few other things like literal deus vult crusaders.
62157b No.15120313
85b767 No.15120320
>>15120311
only real problem is that they only announce their tests on (((Dickscord))) and (((leddit))) but normally a fuckton of people show up.
e34025 No.15120335
>>15120295
As an added note the WWII note was pretty cool too. It had tanks and the like, here's a breakdown of factions and other cool shit.
>commies vs Nazis
>set period of 5(or 10) minutes for people to gear up, meanwhile snipers can take pot shots at each other before the fog clears up
>SS officers can capture detain Jews and even execute them if necessary, even if they are a German soldier
>can spawn as a civilian on the commie side and try to survive the war (can't re spawn as a civvie though)
>can also spawn as resistance forces that can side with either the commies or the Nazis, guerilla warfare is recommended and is extremely intense.
>tanks can break down and are somewhat slow but powerful, each side gets one
>only bad thing are the respawn waves
The only rule I believe they had that was "meh" tier was dressing up the opposite factions gear even if you were a resistance fighter, even though that's what resistance fighters typically did. A mod automatically gibbed us without warning for it.
74f41a No.15120343
Complete newfag here(for this game) joining now
85b767 No.15120347
>>15120335
we had a retard when i played partisan who attacked our anarchic communal fortress every time he respawned after he died.
needless to say since we had surgery tools he got fucked each time.
74f41a No.15120395
>>15120343
Just lit a cigarrette for the first time,i think im ready lads
e34025 No.15120397
>>15120347
I used to sneak into the soviet base, steal a uniform and walk out with a crateload of weapons, ammo and medkits. With the soviet soldiers none the wiser, it was pretty fun.
62157b No.15120403
>>15120335
This sounds ridiculously fun and I want to play it.
>>15120395
>Cigarrette
Enjoy lung cancer and crippling addiction.
62157b No.15120408
>>15120395
>>15120403
Oh, I'm retarded. You meant in game. I forgot you were the newfag.
74f41a No.15120421
>>15120408
yeah man…its not like i smoke in real life or anything…
62157b No.15120489
>>15120421
I mean if you did you'd also have to deal with the social stigma of others not wanting to associate with you for the smell of your person, clothing, and belongings. But you don't smoke, right anon?
17d08d No.15120508
>>15120408
>fallout_3_trap.mp4
but that's NV
74f41a No.15120516
>>15120489
That never happens anon, and anyone who cant stand a little smoke is a bitch
>>15120508
>fallout_3_trap
>trap
anon i…
62157b No.15120522
>>15120516
Yes goy, keep buying cigarrette you wouldn't want to not feel good right? ehehehehehe….
74f41a No.15120550
>>15120522
i smoke one with my coffee and one after dinner,anon
62157b No.15120575
>>15120550
>More than one
Honestly, I could accept smoking as a social thing (like tobacco & pipe at a gathering), which could be quite classy- but pre-packaged rolled personal buzzes just seems trashy to me.
f06a5b No.15120645
>>15120395
Welcome, well done not burning yourself to death.
455a61 No.15120717
>>15120550
I smoke ten at once at all times, get on my level scrub
62157b No.15120766
>>15120717
Chain smoking whore
74f41a No.15120871
>>15120717
Recently i quit cold turkey and had massive nosebleeds…so i figured one or two a day wouldnt be too bad
455a61 No.15121322
>kill half the station
>firebomb cloning area so no one can return
>accidentally kill self with fire chemicals
>die in cryogenics tube
Such is life in Space Station 13
455a61 No.15121428
>>15120871
quitting cold turkey tends to have effects no matter what, but they go away if you quit for a few weeks. having one or two a day is expensive in the long run and will kill you at 50, you could be alive and healthy at fucking 70 and still walk on your own feet if you quit that shit.
85b767 No.15121736
62157b No.15121866
>>15121736
>Murderboning ling
>Lazy potator
>Same round
No thanks.
f79072 No.15122039
Thank you for fun gaymes, anons. I've never actually attempted to be robust (except for one embarrassing fight in maint many years ago where I attempted to subdue a greyshirt with my baton on harm) and it was refreshing! Granted, I won because ling is OP, but learning is fun!
t. boring tator and murderboning ling
62157b No.15122067
>>15122039
The fundamental problem with lings is that unlike regular brand tators, you can't just meme them with an all addictive drugs grenade so they overdose and die when they kill you… I suppose unless they fail to hit the stasis button before the brain damage gets to them.
f79072 No.15122077
>>15122067
Would brain damage do anything to a ling? You can regenerate from death and transforming removes a lot of disabilities and genetic diseases (or at least replaces them with whatever the target DNA has).
544d78 No.15122533
>>15120061
Their code got leaked but that was some time ago so its not up to date.
62157b No.15123999
>>15122077
That's what I'm wondering. Really, it would be the overdose damage. Drug OD's kill you QUICK, and having 5 OD's go off at once could really do the trick. The only problem is the regenerating from death thing. Changelings are way too overpowered tbh.
bb04a2 No.15124022
>>15120267
end of round grief on CM is also prohibited despite the CM leak showing us their admin logs prints a giant ROUND END HERE END OF RINE on round win/loss so they are literally so fucking lazy they can't just Cntrl F Round has ended to highlight and work from there, meanwhile nutg allows 60 people to beat and shoot and explode the shit out of eachother for an entire minute after round end
1808c9 No.15124396
>>15124022
>nutg allows 60 people to beat and shoot and explode the shit out of eachother for an entire minute after round end
they allow that shit from round start to end.
Back when I played /tg/station, it was a miracle if I survived a round and didn't die some meaningless death at the hands of a non-antagonist. The miracle usually being the fact that I and the murderboners all got converted into revs or cultists, so I didn't have to worry about the same guy killing me every round.
e34025 No.15125262
>>15124022
End of round grief is actually an instaban, they are so fucking lazy that it's actually implemented in the game. Shoot someone too many times and BAM set period ban. It's funny how much attention they put on inane bullshit when they don't take care of actual issues.
>survivors still getting shot at by marine turrets
>survivors don't spawn with their IDs even though it's a Weyland corp colony which means they should have been issued one.
bed736 No.15125284
>>15125262
If you don't like it you can go to another server. They can run their server however they want.
e34025 No.15125300
>>15125284
>JUST LIKE GO SERB
But there is no other CM serb and it's not like the rest aren't filled with faggots. You sound pretty defensive, are you a part of their circle jerk?
e34025 No.15125322
>>15125316
>still defensive
You are making me believe otherwise famalam.
bed736 No.15125336
>>15125316
>>15125300
If you jerks can't roleplay then maybe you should get out of a roleplaying game. Why should anyone deal with your abuse?
33e266 No.15125343
>>15125306
Apparently there are people who main ayys that use discord instead of ayy chat to get the upper hand on marines and vice versa.
e34025 No.15125377
>>15125325
Fair enough, don't get me wrong I've bullied the fuck out of them and it usually ends with them saying "I'm not talking about this anymore." The only one that pretends to not be phased by it is the Apophis or whatever.
>>15125336
>roleplay on CM
>medium role play serb
>roleplay serb is filled with metagaymen, faggots and little to no actual roleplay
>attempts to roleplay are met with silence (See CL job role and scientist role)
There sure is a lot of roleplay going on a server that is the equivalent of a team deathmatch and pushes it as such. :^)
e34025 No.15125403
>>15125377
As an added note, in the earlier days I remember one round where a scientist recruited some marines to gather the gygax parts littered on the planet, he put it together and once it was done an admin, probably Apophis blew up the research bay along with the scientist and made a rule about making mechs or gathering the parts for that gygax planetside, even though the parts are still there for the taking to this day.
Now that I think about it, I think they eliminated the scientist role altogether.
2c0849 No.15125417
>>15125377
But no, that's when you inform them you are not done talking. Warnings are just blood in the water. /vg/ TG CM aurora oracle yog paradise, I've scrambled so many eggs over their infantile OOC and whatnot puffing up that it hurts them to lose me. It's the, "Fuck you, I quit" option. Aside from Yog, I got banned there for being a bar bouncer and laying sec to waste after FAIR WARNING. And wizardy that I got an idea from a damned book in their damned library.
bed736 No.15125419
>>15125403
Boo hoo, they stopped you from powergaming, get over it.
6f882e No.15125439
>>15125419
>Merely pretending to be retarded
2c0849 No.15125471
>>15125419
I'm afraid you're going to have to go back. This much projection isn't going to lead to an infection, here.
7914c2 No.15126244
>>15102763
you used "presently" twice in the same paragraph
029f44 No.15130733
4 fags in again
Please stop making killer vending machines
ec0b20 No.15131517
Boy, I can't wait to have another meteor round!!
a9060f No.15133141
>>15122077
I want to try xenoarcheology. How does it work on our serb again? I think I read earlier/before that we have a simpler version than the one in the wiki.
ec0b20 No.15135391
>>15133141
The wiki's guide is pretty much the same protocol, you just have less fancy machines to muck around with. Smack rocks with the depth analyzer until it pings. Face the suspension field generator towards rock you scanned and match the material types correctly and turn it on. Follow the formula in the wiki to dig and it should yield results. Also, use the alden-saraspova counter to get the heavy alium machinery artifacts.
db1d9a No.15135493
God damn airborn viruses.
a9060f No.15135497
>>15135391
Cool, I'ma try it here innaminute.
bb04a2 No.15135782
>>15125419
Apophis get out you don't even have "power" on whebbit or your own server where people constantly berate how much of a retard you are, let alone an anonymous imageboard where your server admins cant stack on you.
e34025 No.15135878
>>15125419
>powergaming
>using the materials provided to you by creators of a map to survive a horde of creatures
>powergaming
That gave me a much needed laugh, next you'll tell me that marines carrying guns and actually using them on ayys is powergaming too.
ffc0bf No.15136792
>>15106614
That means the MySQL database is down
ffc0bf No.15136891
Also, at least botany has a DNA manipulater for their plants now
66721b No.15136912
f85a70 No.15137266
>>15125419
hey there, beaten housewife!
ffc0bf No.15137277
>>15136912
Well, it usually does mean that. Regardless, I discovered a way to create Mr Clean magic eraser grenades. Put a bottle of Foaming Agent (not surfactant) in a grenade casing with a bottle of space cleaner and when primed, the grenade will cause stains within four tiles to magically disappear. No foam, no fuss.
ffc0bf No.15137287
>>15137277
Disclaimer: Will not magically erase Clowns or Assistants.
ffc0bf No.15137596
So apparently there's an integrated circuit printer doohicky that lets you make your own computers and machines. I havent really fucked with it much, but it seems possible to go all Shadowrun and make shit like smartlink guns and such.
a2261c No.15138328
Anyone up for some in half an hour or so?
bcaeb6 No.15138369
>>15138328
Perhaps in a few hours. I might want to try xenoarch again, wonder if we could get a couple fags digging up artifacts and asteroid autisming. I still can't quite get the dig depth quite right. I know the math isn't hard but it always twists around in my brain. The wording on the wiki isn't great either.
Last time I successfully got an urn before dying.
544d78 No.15138829
>>15138369
We got some kind of half-xenoarch that isn't like any other xenoarch in different codebases. We got all the tools but only half of them have uses. It was one of the last things we got added to our codebase before we lost the major pizzacode contributers. Xenoarch works fine but don't expect to find information on how it works from other serbs.
451462 No.15139191
Anyone hype for friday 13th?
db1d9a No.15139318
>>15139191
>mfw i have off
somebody play now, it's lonely here between me and my meatslave
ffc0bf No.15142142
>>15138369
I can teach you how to do it if we're ever doing science in the same shift and arent understaffed.
31a329 No.15147030
ffc0bf No.15147600
>>15147030
Server's online
31a329 No.15147628
>>15147600
okay but players
ffc0bf No.15147690
>>15147628
None so far, but it's 7AM burger time
a9060f No.15147844
We will probably pick up some players this evening, unless they all went to colonial marines to experience hatred.
b4cdfe No.15147852
Hey host you should probably check the /radcorp/ thread.
66721b No.15148435
>>15147852
game "night" starts soon lad
3a6885 No.15148759
Lifeweb game night hijack.
http://lfwb.ru/index.php/EN, all you need to know is here.
bcaeb6 No.15148799
>>15148759
Lifeweb is ass and you have to pay money. If you do lifeweb prepare to be trolled by shit eating meta clubs.
66721b No.15149123
The goy night has started and we've already got 10 shabbos goyim aboard.
bcaeb6 No.15149163
>>15149123
I'll be on in a few hours to make some limbless trannies or not I'll play nice :^)
1808c9 No.15149590
>grinding wheat still doesn't produce flour
how am i supposed to produce infinite pizzas if i can't even get flour
ec0b20 No.15149767
>>15149590
what an idiot lemow
1808c9 No.15149820
>>15149767
>wiki says to use grinder on "wheat or oat stalks"
>no oat stalks(?)
>grinding wheat produces nutriment
fuck you. no more pizzas. This is now a gluten-free vegan station.
I'm spacing the flour.
ec0b20 No.15149828
>>15149820
Onto the floor again then.
451462 No.15149885
Did the game shit itself?
ec0b20 No.15149892
adc3e0 No.15149979
We could try the russian codebase
31a329 No.15150044
>not genetically superior vorecode
why is there no fatcode anyway
i want to abuse people by turning them into blobs, raping their metabolism with chems from medbay
db1d9a No.15150426
>come to play
>everything is fucking different
WHAT DID YOU DO?
ec0b20 No.15150481
>>15150426
Good luck being a janitor on this shit
a55288 No.15150539
>>15150044
What are the benefits of using vorecode?
db1d9a No.15150540
>>15150481
Why must be suffering be eternal?
31a329 No.15150571
>>15150539
mostly gameplay situation related
there's something ungodly hillarious about having somebody jump out of your dick and blast people with a shotgun
31a329 No.15150579
>>15150539
>>15150571
aside from this though i haven't played on any vore servers in some time because of robusting erp lads. pretty sure there was meaningful changes/additions due to vorecode
31a329 No.15150584
>>15150579
even if we don't typically use vorecode; those robit dog things are an intresting borg alternate which can actually interact with people instead of bumblefucking them in the face with a screwdriver dick.
also it's nicely animated, belly or not.
31a329 No.15150597
maybe i should of just summarized:
Vorecode changes from memory:
vore, obviously.
K-9 Borg unit things; which are alternative borg units but function diffrently than standard borg; and have built in sleeper or brig cells.
Bleedout is handled diffrently and is easier to inflict; people will bleed out quicker, but will typicaly clot before dying to bloodloss
Space sufforcates and chills quicker.
QM starts with a special item?
I dunno. I know that vore wasn't the only thing about vorecode; but it certainly makes things more interesting considering everybody is a walking corpse disposal.
31a329 No.15150623
Consider the following:
>Ling round, be non-antag
<Somebody decides to crawl up your ass, rude.
>wander around randomly talking with chaps and being paranoid as you akwardly waddle about with a heavy gut
<somebody needs your help to fix something
>okay, follow dude, look around to make sure there are witnesses
<fixing things, everything going well, one dude has to run off and get supplies, Ling strikes
>oh no i'm fucked
<dragged into maint
<this is it
<ling about to eat you
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>what the fuck?
>Assrider leaps out of your ass and starts clubbing the fuck out of the ling until he's unconcious
>Proceeds to feed you the ling
>You kill the ling through sheer gluttony alone.
>the two of you are station heros
a9060f No.15151082
>>15150623
Yeah that could work.
31a329 No.15151145
>>15151082
Yeah, most of my appeal/desire in it is; whilst I may be an unfortunate degenerate who has the applicable intrests for it; I would much prefer it remain seprate from video games (i don't like fetish games for the sake of fetish games), However, if one can make good gameplay and a good reason to include it, I'm still touchy on it, but it doesn't bother me. An example would be the NS1 Onos.
Less intrest in the ERP, more intrest in the potential gameplay outcomes as a result, though I would be lying if I didn't say I liked the vore and the bellies.
a9060f No.15151178
>>15151145
Lots of people hate the confusing map, but I would take the CEV Eris codebase even on just a different/better map; part of the fun though is how mazelike it can be- helps you hide bodies. One thing though would be giving EMT's a defib to allow revives up to a certain point. Priest role is the only one who should have total revive capability. One of the things I think that makes pizzacode get boring is the triviality of death, though it kind of fits the future.
a55288 No.15151179
>>15151145
>I may be an unfortunate degenerate
>though I would be lying if I didn't say I liked the vore and the bellies.
BURN IN THE FIRES CANNIBAL SCUM
YOU WILL NEVER EVER TRICK US INTO THINKING VORECODE IS GOOD
31a329 No.15151208
>>15151179
Nigga calm the fuck down and enjoy a belly. I was the same way once.
64c62b No.15151432
>want to play ss13 on /v/ again
>post a new thread
>people seem to be interested again
>server posted and play a while
>no new codebase was added so leave
>come back after a very short break
>everything turns to shit
>degenerate vore shit is rampant ITT
lol, why the FUCK did I try to pursue something even half ass meaningful here.
31a329 No.15151458
>>15151432
It turned to shit because nobody is fucking playing because there's no fucking server so everybody's too busy not fucking robusting eachother
40bcb4 No.15151673
How many fucking vore posts will this autist make? It's bad form to bump multiple times in a row you refugee ERP scum.
31a329 No.15151685
>>15151673
>refugee erp
again nigga i'm one of the fuckers who likes releasing space carp to unsuspecting yiffers
40bcb4 No.15151745
>>15151685
How about you sage when you doublepost then, especially if it's about injecting your fetish into a game in which you roleplay with others. Doesn't the implicit addition of deviant sex seem at least as insidious as the explicit act of erp? Vorecode is funny until it attracts loud egos who are a mite too invested in it.
31a329 No.15151751
>>15151745
alternatively you could just slip a bomb in that fucker when he's trying to eat you.
451462 No.15162979
>enter dead station
>no power and dead people everywhere
>was janitor
>start replacing lightbulbs while another newly arrived crew member starts reparing holes in the station
>spiders and carps everywhere
>helpful borg helping us around, killing carps, healing and giving access
>I cant work on power without engineering access, so I go get it
>boot the sing while calling shuttle
>borg the madman rounded all the braindeads and the bodies he could find to departure
>escape the semi operational station
>time of the round: 10 hours
What in the fuck happened?
ffc0bf No.15165047
So here's the deal, y'all. I'm gonna make good on a project I started doing last year and have been meaning to finish, but rather than work with Pizzacode, I'm going to see what I can do with Baystation 12's codebase, since I really, really like how they handle z-levels and injuries, both internal and external.
ffc0bf No.15165051
>>15165047
Pic related, btw, is from the gamenight thread where I first posted about this.
3f4a3d No.15165233
>>15165047
Yeah, z-level stuff can be pretty entertaining. I forget which server it is but one has a trash compactor that is practically a death trap.
ffc0bf No.15165371
>>15165233
If I can, I will also include a day/night cycle so that cave-adapted dwarves who want to practice their outdoor skills can still go outside without being nauseated by the sun. Alcohol dependence is planned, with potency of the ingredients determining how much alcohol is in a particular brew.
I also want to have a skill system in place so that the job you pick when you join affects what you can do better than other jobs can. I plan to have an activity-based skill gain system, after which I can begin work on strange moods since I will then have a variable that can max the skill tied to whatever artifact is created.
While it would be great to have folks who can help me code all this, I will do it by myself if I have to, even in my limited experience with BYOND.
aa97f8 No.15165671
>>15165371
If you've never worked with Byond before, I'm going to tell you you're biting off way more than you can chew. It'll take weeks, months to get it all working correctly and there's a good chance you'll burn out.
That said, I don't want to discourage you, just know it's a difficult thing, and I hope you do well.
ffc0bf No.15165750
>>15165671
I've worked with Byond before, and I know how I want to do most of the things I intend to do. Back when Sierra was hosting a server, I was working on making a dwarf subrace. I originally was coding it as its own race, but making it a subrace turned out to be way less of a hassle. I planned for it to be a subrace you could become by overindulging in alcohol to the point you develop cirrhosis, and surviving until the disease progresses to a new final stage, curing itself and engorging your liver. The subrace would be granting you increased toughness, knockdown resistance, resistance to damage from cold and passive health regeneration from brute, burn, and toxin but leaving you with a dependency on alcohol for your own survival and a weakness to damage from excessive heat (such as being set on fire)
Believe it or not, I could actually make some sense of the spaghetti code.
aa97f8 No.15165762
>>15165750
>Back when Sierra was hosting a server, I was working on making a dwarf subrace
Oh yes, I think I remember skimming a few posts about that at the time. Good stuff, carry on
ffc0bf No.15165777
>>15165762
It would have been better if I could run a local of my codebase for testing so that Sierra didnt have to do it. Honestly, I burned myself out trying to make it possible in his fork of Zaers' codebase already, but I played on various baycode servers and saw that it handles Zlevels almost exactly like dorf fort and my interest was renewed. I still have my old subrace code on github, I just need to sift through my fork of baycode and figure out how they handle organs and if porting will be copypasta simple or if I need to rewrite it. I hope, if anything, that the file structuring makes more sense in Baycode rather than being just as strung out and scattered as pizzacode. Not that I can't work with spaghetti code, I just prefer to not have to.
ffc0bf No.15165988
>>15165777
The good news is that species are pretty easy to understand in terms of file structure. Baycode seems decently well-organized, all things considered. I already have Dwarves and their monkeyfied equivalent, gnomes, coded into the species. Now I just need sprites for them, for proof of concept if nothing else.
84bd43 No.15170063
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db37fd No.15170102
>>15120308
>Nobody would join in on anti-lizard sentiment
I always join in on that shit. Even had one round where I was playing a Lizard and still joined in. Captain at the time got a big kick out of it. Made me his personal lizard minion for the rest of the round. Was fun.
>>15151208
No.
ffc0bf No.15170265
>>15151178
Pizzacode has had nothing added to it that added any additional depth until integrated circuits, which you should totally try to get the hang of.
451462 No.15172297
>>15170063
>get in
>2-6 hours old round
>everybody is dead or braindead and all thats left is the green haired turbo nigger robusting everyone.
Boy I cant wait.
aa97f8 No.15173144
>>15170102
>Made me his personal lizard minion for the rest of the round. Was fun.
Anon confirmed for pet play
adc3e0 No.15173213
66721b No.15175342
>>15173213
merged widdout reabing :DDDD
f79072 No.15179347
https://8station.miraheze.org/wiki/Silicon_Laws_Guide
Is this our official policy or still copied from /tg/? I can see a few things I'd object to.
>Law 1 will be your best ally in many cases to rule out stupid Law 2 orders, but don't push it too far. Notably, potential harm is not valid. You can't decide something based on the fact that somewhere in the near future, not doing so will cause harm. For instance, if a Traitor emags into the Chief Engineer's Office to steal the RCD, you cannot bolt him in. He has not committed harm and bolting him in will not prevent direct harm, that's it. Then, consult the AI guide to know how to actually deal with those situations in a IC manner.
This is far too restrictive. If Greyshirt McShitface says "Hey BITCH open up EVA for me I'mma go to space" I feel fully justified in saying "Do you have clearance? Extra-vehicular activity is an extremely dangerous task and should only be undertaken by qualified crewmembers."
>Security Cyborgs are not special in this regard. Many people believe that Security Cyborgs can toe the line to "do their job", this is not true. For example, if you arrest someone for Theft and he asks you to uncuff and release them, you must comply immediately. Many Security Cyborgs don't understand that they are blatantly breaking their laws by not doing so, so I cannot stress this and the following point enough : UNDER ASIMOV, YOU WERE GIVEN SECURITY TOOLS TO PREVENT HUMAN HARM AND MONITOR SECURITY, NOT TO BE ROBOCOP'S INCARNATION.
>On the above point, let's say the person asking to be released was asked to be arrested by Security. Well, he's a higher rank right ? Wrong. Release him immediately, the arrest order is void and the status quo is not slamming him upside the head with a stun baton and cuffing him. Then, let's say the person murdered someone. Okay, now he has blood on his hands and he broke Law 1, but if he asks to be released you can't refuse, he's still human after all. Uncuff him, warn Security, make sure no further harm can happen (notably by dragging the victim and any dangerous weapon away) and then go do your "job" again. There's no Law 1 conflict by releasing him, there's no direct harm he can do once the victim is dragged away to be fixed up.
Okay no. The chain of command is a bit trickier, and I can see being forced to release nonviolent offenders if security is negligent in controlling you. But if a tator guns down three people and says "lol borg uncuff me and get me my stuff", you shouldn't have to give him free reign until other humans step in. Your mind is defined by your laws, yes, but you aren't roleplaying a retarded child. You can make logical conclusions and decide not to let the violent psychopath have free run of the station and access to all his unsearched bags because you can make a reasonable conclusion about what contraband he might still have and what he's going to do with it.
All of these things are subjective, of course and you can't refuse to let hurt people into medbay because there are saws in there, or come up with extravagant reasons for possible human harm. But clearly dangerous people or situations you should be able to act on. The whole point of the laws is that they're imperfect and impossible for even a robot to predict because the interpretations are endless. Saying all of this is against the rules strips out half of the roleplaying possibility from silicons, because instead of having to make choices and forcing people to roleplay with you to manipulate your laws, you just do whatever they want unless the tator is actively murderboning because you don't want to be banned.
aa97f8 No.15179358
>>15179347
>All of these things are subjective, of course and you can't refuse to let hurt people into medbay because there are saws in there
[shittery intensifies]
f79072 No.15181723
reboot serb bls, restart vote is taking half an hour to progress two seconds at the moment.
e5d915 No.15181814
>>15179347
Playing AI is absolute misery when some fag whines to the admins about you violating your own laws, especially when you aren't even on Asimov
66721b No.15181836
>>15181723
okay budy not even going to ask what you did
f79072 No.15181894
>>15181836
I-I didn't do it, I swear! There was actually someone else on who left when I started the vote and it couldn't go through. I don't know whom to blame.
e5d915 No.15189678
>dead serb
>pick geneticist because I want to learn it in peace
>learn geneticist
>leave Monkey SE labeled as "godhood" in the bar
>become superhuman god
>steal the spare ID and reassign myself as the new captain using powers
>see a new viro walk by in the hallway
>later on, get attacked by a monkey dual weilding harmbatons with a beret
>beat it to death because hulk
>viro fell for it, got mad, and tried to get revenge
That's when I learned that Monkey was too merciful. The next one made you:
>blind
>deaf
>clumsy
>unintelligible
>nervous
>epileptic
>cough
>tourettes
No one else joined, and the station engineer was already smart enough not to fall for it (he binned the first one immediately) so for fun I gave all my and viro's monkeys the cursed DNA (including cubed ones) and left them in rooms with the speakers on. The chat was very active afterwards. SE was AFK so after a while so I gave him Chav+Cold Resist but he never came back. Fun round.
f79072 No.15194102
>>15189678
It's fucking dead. I've been logging on for weeks and the only time we've had more than six players was the gamenight weekend.
5f2dc4 No.15197190
>>15151745
>all this discussion about vorecode still going on because I joked about it once like 2 years ago
>It wouldn't even be a thing if I never mentioned it
what have I done
06cf8b No.15201047
SCHEDULED PLAYTIME
SATURDAY 28TH, 3PM EST & 7PM EST
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
66721b No.15203648
>>15201047
Who scheduled this?
ec0b20 No.15204409
>>15203648
A player concerned about the recent events and decrease in population, no doubt.
e0522c No.15206376
>>15162979
Extended happened