6dd473 No.15074756
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CURRENT NEWS:
● Team No Pulp was beaten to a Pulp
● Japan's Splatfest theme for June was a three-part "Who is the cutest Sanrio character?" competition, ultimately won by team My Melody.
● Major patches and free content updates for Splatoon 2 were confirmed (at E3) to be scheduled until at least 2019.
● Splatoon 1 is still alive, but (mostly) retired. No death-day plans have been announced yet.
6c06e5 No.15074762
>>15074758
Ain't that right.
1a4b91 No.15074766
b444a6 No.15074784
>>15074766
I'm strangly ok with this. What'll be their story? We still need something to fight I guess…
Are Salmonlings like Orkz? Not really bright but some innate knowledge/magic that allows them to make shit work that has no right to work?
47d857 No.15074815
>>15074758
I very much enjoy being inferior to octolings. Sometimes I carry extra spare change in my pockets and walk down dark alleys on purpose.
d5cc6e No.15074821
>>15074758
In be- Well, it seems you already have the right idea.
8a3783 No.15074982
Threadly Aniki
Octolings are inferior
Cuntboys are inferior
59f67b No.15074993
>>15074762
Jesus Marinafag. You're more autistic than the Ass Autist.
6c06e5 No.15075004
>>15074993
I call it "dedication".
b708a0 No.15075015
>>15074993
Why not be both?
59f67b No.15075024
>>15075004
>>15075015
OH GOD THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!
59f67b No.15075064
The single player for Splatoon 3 is gonna be interesting since Octolings are breaking away from Octavio's oppressive regime. Probably gonna take place within Inkopolis as Octavio makes his last stand.
1a4b91 No.15075076
>>15075064
Yeah I could live with Splatoon 3: Octavio has to learn not to be a cunt because everyone is fed up with his shit.
6dd473 No.15075077
>>15075044
My only regret is that I did not save the Tor version of this and that the post I selected actually went to the right post
6c06e5 No.15075124
>>15075044
>projecting subhuman apes
I'm sorry that you fell for the 2D = 3D meme.
>>15075064
Post more speculation comics fam.
59f67b No.15075149
Why do we still not have space costumes?
I know it's Fortnite cancer, but my spacesuit love trumps my hate for Fortnite.
b56fb6 No.15075154
>fat nigger furfag squidcunt
do your parents know you're a faggot?
6dd473 No.15075161
>>15075149
>Octolings on the moon
That would make a great future campaign. Perhaps finding tech from humans?
b708a0 No.15075219
>>15075161
>Moon expansion
>At the end of the DLC they discover a secret moon vault full of human's in cryo stasis as well as original octos and squids from our time
6c06e5 No.15075224
>>15075161
>finding tech from humans
>it's literally Pikmin's plot
>Nintendo would once again kill off an entire franchise only to integrate said franchise's premise into a more popular IP, but only briefly
Octos on the moon confirmed for Splatoon 3.
a94f06 No.15075284
>>15074815
Now THIS is racial cuckoldry to the next level. Fucking (((cuttlefish))) keep indoctrinating our youth to hate themselves. We must find a way to stop octo-apologists ASAP.
3eeddc No.15075334
>>15075064
What if in Splatoon 3…
…Octavio IS the good guy for once?
Also what European country and city plaza do you imagine Splatoon 3 taking place in since Inkopolis Square was New York Time's Square and Inkopolis Plaza was Shibuya Crossing.
ec0018 No.15075376
do any of the splatoon squids exhibit hypnosis or camo abilities like in real life?
59f67b No.15075398
>>15075334
For Splatoon 3, they could do the London Big Ben area. Though I think what they'll do instead is combine both Inkopolis Square and Plaza.
6145d2 No.15075520
if inklings woomy
and octolings veemo
What noise do salmonlings make?
a445ef No.15075542
>>15075520
the sound of DEATH.
When the round ends in Salmon Run but the scrapper and Flyfish will not going home tonight.
3eeddc No.15075545
>>15075520
Whatever the fuck Murlocs say.
5ab313 No.15075595
>>15075376
That's a cuttlefish though.
6dd473 No.15075604
>>15075376
Well the squids in splatoon can change their color on a whim and hide in their ink
b1bc10 No.15075614
59f67b No.15075671
>>15075614
It's genius. Make the Salmonlings hillbillyish.
6dd473 No.15075748
>>15075671
Wait, those things can transform?
7f5587 No.15075867
>>15074766
Every coin that is spent on NoE splatfest is a coin not spent on genetically engineered salmonling girls for domestic ownership. Most of the art for salmonlings is either tumblr or deviantart tier. Even worse is when they try to stay close to the grey look of the salmonids.
a34963 No.15076412
Anyone up for some salmon run?
SW-0171-1429-9327
4e562b No.15076478
Anyone wanna give an honest man lewds
a49505 No.15076646
>>15075124
>Post more speculation comics fam.
Sure, fam.
9aa9a5 No.15077273
b1bc10 No.15077278
>Long levels in the campaign when try to unlock all the hero weapons
>Intersection of the soul
Why's the original Story mode have to have such tedious levels
90ba84 No.15077281
>>15077273
get out you sick bastard, squid cunny best cunny
6c06e5 No.15077287
File: d1f31d48fe9fbe6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 537.1 KB, 1072x1010, 536:505, Roll nine-month pregnant g….png)
>>15077273
>>15077281
Squid cunny, Octo cunny, it doesn't matter as long as you put a ring on it.
9aa9a5 No.15077292
>>15077287
through woomy unity
4e562b No.15077294
>>15077287
They don't exist anon.
6c06e5 No.15077301
>>15077294
Can someone with talent photoshop the "anime on the other side of the noose" meme to make it Splatoon related?
9bdcae No.15077305
Anon pls. It doesn't matter if its an octo cunny or a squid cunny.
What matters is if it belongs to a nice cuntboy
6c06e5 No.15077313
>>15077305
Get this shitter out of this Taiwanese kiwi screen printing committee.
6dd473 No.15077320
>>15077313
That image reminds me of the screaming Catfags during the first ever splatfest
e5d892 No.15077505
>>15077486
Loss is 100% a normalfag meme
90ba84 No.15077508
>>15077505
this tbh, even spics post loss meme on facebook
21c8ae No.15077541
>>15074762
Does she still look incredibly nervous in the game?
b1bc10 No.15077582
>>15077278
Seriously why is transfer junction so ASS
I'm glad it's the last one I have to fucking do
31fc31 No.15077590
why is this kids game so full of sex?
09bb35 No.15077621
>>15074758
Octolings are in game and fully playable now. This meme has to die. Now we have to start anew
==SALMONIDS ARE SUPERIOR==
6c06e5 No.15077658
>>15077590
It's just Nintendo of Japan's last attempt to cure NoA and NoE's faggotry, don't overthink it.
31fc31 No.15077669
>that 30 year old boomer who plays splatoon
7f5587 No.15077670
So, how far did everyone get with one of the easiest salmon run selections? I got to 420, though I don't know if that's due to the weapon selection or people at my place not sucking as much due to the weapon selection. Probably a bit of both.
31fc31 No.15077677
>>15077670
>its the 20 golden eggs and 2 dead squids on the other island map next rotation.
763442 No.15077693
>>15077669
>30 year old
>boomer
31fc31 No.15077701
>>15077670
wish i could play this salmon run rotation alot more but work happens….
6c06e5 No.15077705
>>15077701
I don't know whether I should be impressed or concerned by this drawing.
0c5425 No.15077716
>>15077301
Have the original and what image you want in the noose?
000000 No.15077720
>>15077669
>cuckchan wojak
>kym filename
you people are niggers
0c5425 No.15077725
>>15077693
It's a forced meme and not a very good one.
b708a0 No.15077758
>>15077294
Not with that attitude.
9aa9a5 No.15077810
>>15077701
i wouldnt even hesitate
2c43a3 No.15077840
>>15077301
You can just do it yourself. Here's a transparent template. Put a layer of whatever you want below this one. Simple provided.
75d8bf No.15077846
>>15077840
What if Marina had a 🏇 dick though?
6c06e5 No.15077851
>>15077840
>You can just do it yourself
But you already did exactly what I wanted.
Thank you good anon. You're alright.
>>15077846
Nah.
9aa9a5 No.15077860
>>15077810
id rather have 2 dicks though
000000 No.15077865
>>15077301
post that marie webm
9aa9a5 No.15077909
b708a0 No.15077915
>>15077846
Marine isn't a cuntboy Callie probably is though.
75d8bf No.15077928
>>15077892
Thanks I hate it
b1bc10 No.15077945
Why does the Hero Roller look like the Carbon Roller, but have the stats of the Splat Roller?
cb7102 No.15078059
>>15077951
>mfw I can play X rank still causally and still get into 2100 to 2200's and still be X rank
d7725d No.15078497
>>15075076
>>15075064
>>15075334
in Splatoon 3, Octavio should represent the third Splatfest choice.
>>15075161
>>15075219
>>15075224
Squids and octos on the moon would only result in one thing: the biggest turf war out of this world.
75d8bf No.15078503
>>15078497
Turf war more like TERF war
9aa9a5 No.15078519
>>15078497
octavio represents mk ultra and squids never went to the moon
75d8bf No.15078547
>>15078519
Do they at least get to hold hands?
9aa9a5 No.15078567
>>15078548
>sprite
>its a fairy sized cephalopod
f7c47d No.15078787
Holy fuck Inner Agent 3 is an irritating fight.
It wouldn't be nearly as rage inducing without the autobomb spam in phase 3.
b1bc10 No.15078809
>>15078787
Don't you like bombs that hit further than their actual explosion?
Don't worry too much about it as soon as you figure out the real damage sizes to explosions it's a cake walk, you can do it.
f4c32c No.15078863
>>15075334
>Inkopolis Square was New York Time's Square
Probably some shitty replica of it.
929b7d No.15078938
>>15077486
IF YOU DRAW ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT IT IS LOSS BEFOREHAND IT STOPS BEING FUNNY
I hate how normalfags feel they have to draw attention to the fact that it's loss beforehand.
189376 No.15078944
>>15078938
>rage for ants
Here, anon.
929b7d No.15078981
>>15078944
Thanks, how diligent.
Have some more anger in return.
a7e9ee No.15078983
>>15078938
You see, it's not enough for the normalfag to come across something funny/nice and simply enjoy it,
they are hardwired to alert as many of their fellow normalcattle as possible to the fact that they are
the one who found it and that they know why it is funny.
Everything tiny fucking occurence has to be converted into social capital for these animals.
3eeddc No.15079080
>>15077775
You planning on nuking the world and melting Antarctica buddy?
>>15078983
Sadly that's too reflective of Splatoon, where their entire culture is based on social capital. We need Terry A. Davis Squidposting memes.
Fuck these octo-cattle then. All they do is eat and shit. I got me a cat-girl space alien! What do you have? Octo-niggers that eat and shit!
374013 No.15079164
>>15079080
Fuckin glow in the dark Octo niggers
b1bc10 No.15079261
Does everyone have Dodge roll ptsd or something? Every time I do it people just freeze up.
a3061b No.15079286
>there are people who actually paid $20 for a shitty DLC with piss easy stages and retarded looking fake playable octolings
I wanted to play as octolings with big tentacle hair, not mullatos with thin hair and dumbo ears
375c64 No.15079304
>>15078497
>Squids and octos on the moon would only result in one thing: the biggest turf war out of this world.
i know you didn't post a pic but GOD DAMMIT CARLOS
f4c32c No.15079306
>>15079286
I thought they looked more like the result of some genetic experiment than muloctos.
b1bc10 No.15079326
>>15079306
> the result of some genetic experiment
Remember what Commander TarTar said about creating the perfect life form from primordial ooze?
Remember how you "remember" who you are? As an Octarian floating in some kind of Ooze?
a7e9ee No.15079744
Ink3?
GIVE ME INK FUCKIN ZERO, YOU SALMON FUCKING OCTONIGGERS
59f67b No.15079966
We need some more diving themed gear besides a snorkel mask.
3eeddc No.15079989
>>15079966
Ikamusume doesn't need diving gear though.
59f67b No.15080001
>>15079989
She does look cute in it though.
1f6ad8 No.15080017
>>15079951
Wtf is that audio even.
6c06e5 No.15080094
>>15079080
<All they do is eat and shit
>Octolings produce fresh beats and save the city
<I got me a cat-girl space alien!
>the only cat person in-universe just talks shit and declares the winners of glorified watergun fights between children
Sure, buddy.
>>15079286
Playable Octolings are the same age as the playable Squidlings, while Marina and the single-player's enemy Octolings seem to be young adults (or at least, Marina is canonically 18). Maybe their tentacle hair just grow thicker as they grow up?
>>15080017
It's "loud nigra" rendered in Squidspeak.
404488 No.15080107
>>15074756
>See splatoon 1
>seems like a fun new IP
>has singleplayer story mode
>has free online multiplayer with events now and then
>decide to get it
>it's fun
>happy I supported this
>sequel comes out for sequel system
<singleplayer basically doesn't exist since it's not talked about and is apparently not important
<there is a fucking octoling as one of the announcers but no one can explain why and it's not due to peace because you still can't make an octoling
<all the modes are online
<online now costs fucking money for a subscription
<nearly a fucking year later they make a singleplayer campaign where you play as the lamest octoling in the history of the series (because you're not really an octoling)
<it costs 1/3rd of the whole base game
I regret getting the first game now because the sequel is trash.
3eeddc No.15080130
>>15080094
Was squidposting an example of Terry A. Davis meme. Didn't say it was good.
59f67b No.15080153
>>15080107
<singleplayer basically doesn't exist since it's not talked about and is apparently not important
The base single player was tacked on, I'll agree with you on that. Octo Expansion should've been the base campaign yes, however for what it does, Hero Mode is fine.
<there is a fucking octoling as one of the announcers but no one can explain why and it's not due to peace because you still can't make an octoling
They literally explained beforehand that everyone thought Marina was just a funny looking Inkling. Wasn't until after the mass Octoling migration that people realized what Marina actually was, but most who already knew didn't care for they loved her.
<all the modes are online
There's LAN multiplayer dumbass
<online now costs fucking money for a subscription
I'll give you that one. However it hasn't gone live yet, so there is the chance it'll get delayed again just like it always has.
<nearly a fucking year later they make a singleplayer campaign where you play as the lamest octoling in the history of the series (because you're not really an octoling)
Nigger what? Did you just fucking call Agent 8 lame?
<it costs 1/3rd of the whole base game
I'll give you that one too.
Seems to me like you just want single player, and that's fine. The single player complaints are legitimate, but if you're hating on Splatoon 2 just because it's main focus is multiplayer, then that's on you.
33ab9c No.15080171
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15075671
It'd be neat if a game added hillbillys for once and their themes are Dexys midnight runners inspired.
404488 No.15080199
>>15080153
<The base single player was tacked on, I'll agree with you on that. Octo Expansion should've been the base campaign yes, however for what it does, Hero Mode is fine.
If it isn't as long as the first game's singleplayer, it's worthless.
<They literally explained beforehand that everyone thought Marina was just a funny looking Inkling. Wasn't until after the mass Octoling migration that people realized what Marina actually was, but most who already knew didn't care for they loved her.
So inklings are born retarded. Great.
<There's LAN multiplayer dumbass
>implying friends who bought this shit and wouldn't be normalfag enough to pay for online this Lan being forgotten
<I'll give you that one. However it hasn't gone live yet, so there is the chance it'll get delayed again just like it always has.
I still ain't getting a game where the core of it is timed and will lock out anyone who hasn't shekeled the jew hard enough.
<Nigger what? Did you just fucking call Agent 8 lame?
Yes I did. Octolings looked cool, somewhat intimidating with heads full of flowing arms. 8 looks like a retard dyke (how fitting).
<Seems to me like you just want single player
I want a game where I can pick it up in 10/15 years later and actually fucking be able to play it. Any retard knows online focused multiplayer games are innately shit because they target the ADHD crowds and then when the game servers shut off, the game is DEAD.
59f67b No.15080268
>>15080199
<If it isn't as long as the first game's singleplayer, it's worthless.
Uhh, it is as long as the first game. Even longer if you wanna get the other Hero Weapons.
<So inklings are born retarded. Great.
Woomy
<implying friends who bought this shit and wouldn't be normalfag enough to pay for online this Lan being forgotten
Now you're strawmanning.
<I still ain't getting a game where the core of it is timed and will lock out anyone who hasn't shekeled the jew hard enough.
Then why did you buy Splatoon 1?
<Yes I did. Octolings looked cool, somewhat intimidating with heads full of flowing arms. 8 looks like a retard dyke (how fitting).
8 is a precious cinnamon roll you heartless monster. And there are other fucking hairstyles for Octolings.
<I want a game where I can pick it up in 10/15 years later and actually fucking be able to play it. Any retard knows online focused multiplayer games are innately shit because they target the ADHD crowds and then when the game servers shut off, the game is DEAD.
Well seeing as Splatoon isn't entirely multiplayer, has a really good single player with the Octo Expansion, and has LAN MULTIPLAYER, I think you're covered on that front.
4f7a5e No.15080354
NEW WEAPONS TONIGHT
RANK X RESETS ARE TONIGHT
Here are the kits as known
Ballpoint Splatling: Toxic Mist and Inkjet
Bamboozler Mk.II: Toxic Mist and Burst Bomb Launcher
Sorella Tenta Brella: Splash Wall and Curling Bomb Launcher
Explosher: Sprinkler and Bubble Blower
Discuss.
63d9a1 No.15080389
>>15080354
>new bamboozler
405c7c No.15080590
Why is octoling girl so cute?
and whens all the milf/mature art of her like inkling?
3eeddc No.15080672
>>15080590
Patients, young man. Octo-boys have just been released from their incubation chanbers. Let them and the new generation of octo-girls grow some more. They'll begin natural reproduction soon.
405c7c No.15080716
>>15080672
>waiting on thicc, cinnamon coloured mature octo's
it hurts.
3eeddc No.15080756
>>15080716
Well fap to squid milfs in the mean time. Or better yet man the fuck up, eat some vegetables, work out, get fresh, hit X in ranked matches, and you'll be swarming with octo girls to make into milfs in no time.
59f67b No.15081149
>The Squiffer is in the random weapon pool
Nintendo, why are you so retarded? There is already a squiffer in the main loadout, so why the fuck is there a second one?!
f0ac8c No.15081171
Poorfag. How is the DLC? Is it worth my shekels if it's the only vidya thing I can buy this summer?
4f7a5e No.15081518
>>15081171
If you've always wanted to play as an octo and want some more singleplayer content then I would say worth it.
But if you aren't planning on getting Nintendo Online Service™ and piracy isn't set up by then to allow you to get around that then it'd be more worth it to grab something else, like from the steam sale
b1bc10 No.15081564
>>15081518
If I remember right some guy is trying to get LAN games working over the internet.
b1bc10 No.15082616
>Revisit a Thang station
>Turn around and look back at train
>Notice the rails aren't connected to anything, like, at all they cut off and curl inwards
>Look into fog below where the train tracks should be
>There's sillouettes of trains
59f67b No.15082714
>>15082616
It gets even freakier anon.
Marina mentions that the Sanitized Octarians don't have a pulse. But it gets worse, for their unique ink has wave ripples like petrol, as if it's thicker than usual ink, like how blood is thicker than water.. But the big thing, is when Tartar reveals it's giant cannon that is filled with the blended mixture of his best test subjects.
They're dead. They're all dead. All of them. They aren't mind controlled, they're undead slaves. WE'RE FIGHTING ZOMBIE OCTOS CREATED BY TARTAR USING THE BLENDED REMAINS OF THE TEST SUBJECTS WHO CAME BEFORE US! That's why the Octo DJ playing the music of the Octo Expansion is named Dedf1sh. BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL DEAD!
1d819e No.15082728
>>15082714
>Dedf1sh
I thought it was just a deadmau5 meme
826efc No.15083690
>>15082714
>their unique ink has wave ripples like petrol, as if it's thicker than usual ink, like how blood is thicker than water.. But the big thing, is when Tartar reveals it's giant cannon that is filled with the blended mixture of his best test subjects.
You dumb nigger, he used multicolored tartar sauce
75d8bf No.15084137
>>15082714
>Blood is thicker than water
It actually isn't. It's from a phrase that isn't used much anymore
>The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb
Which meant that bonds of religion and brotherhood mattered more than who you were borne to.
d7725d No.15084147
>>15083690
>You dumb nigger, he used multicolored tartar sauce
But it's only ever one color…
6c06e5 No.15084161
>>15084155
You have to go >>>/back/
b708a0 No.15084173
That bait was so shit you don't even deserve a (You).
4f7a5e No.15084187
>>15083690
I am having a bitch of a time finding an image for it but do any of you remember, or even had, those hand soap dispensers in school? they dispensed this multi-tone grey, not unlike this multi-tone teal we see with the Sanitized Octos
So I just thought it was like hand soap and they have been cleaned of everything
d7725d No.15084195
>>15084187
My school's only ever dispensed foam.
37e49a No.15084198
>>15084155
that's because /v/ is full of nazi weeb pedos
d7725d No.15084206
>>15084155
>/V/
Almost got me.
59f67b No.15084236
>>15084155
>>/V/
Yeah, it's summer alright.
405c7c No.15085021
>tfw you couldn't save them
3eeddc No.15085271
Are there any lewds of more zombie Octo's.
Anyway, I'm wondering if there's going to be a civil war with Octarians soon because of Octo Expansion. Still haven't played because I got screwed on cash this month. That said it seems octo girl just want to get away from the train grave yard she forgot about.
And yet Inklings are blissfully unaware of the twisted underground world that is happening below. I'm just waiting for some major event to bring a little of this twisted dark world to the surface. I'm pretty sure Inklings don't have a pure clean history either.
405c7c No.15085279
what do octos actually eat?
b708a0 No.15085430
>>15085279
In real life they're carnivores that eat almost anything they can hunt from fish, crustaceans to even turtles, Canabilism is also a well documented thing among them if they can find an easy kill they will take it, females eating their mates after sex is also a known thing.
7f5587 No.15086803
>s rank splat zones
>games seem fairly balanced in terms of player skill
>teammates do around the same amount of kills as me
>when beacons are placed down teammates use them
>s+ rank splat zones
>most games end up where all the team is dead except me
>have consistently more kills by 3-4 on better loses and 5-6 on worse loses
>teammates rarely if ever use beacons even when they are at completely safe spots
Is there something different with this game types matchmaking? Because every other ranked mode doesn't have that many retards in s+ rank.
5f01a0 No.15086996
>>15086803
I walked away from ranked play due to some matchmaking fuckery in Rainmaker.
>going from B+ to S
>absolutely dominating
>get a massive win streak
>team is coordinating well
>going S to S+
>team on enemy side of the map when enemy has rainmaker in our territory
>fighting the entire enemy team myself because my team is fucking off away from the objective
>constant drops on my team
>teammates so bad, I'm certain they're sabotaging the match
>massive losing streak
>game dropped me from S to B+ after a single bar break
I couldn't make any sense of it. I didn't feel like I was the contributing factor for losing so much. My team was braindead almost every time, and when they weren't, they'd rage quit late into the match. I fought hard to get back up into S rank, but I outright quit ranked play for a month or so after that happened. I'm S+ in everything else. I'm pretty sure I'm not the reason why I'm doing so poorly.
597c16 No.15087056
42a9db No.15087071
>>15086996
>game dropped me from S to B+ after a single bar break
NANI??????????
Gonna lose my S+ 1 in Tower Control soon.
5f01a0 No.15087752
>>15087071
Splatoon 2 is not kind to me. I've lost 50+ points in league when the enemy team is 250-300 points above my power level a few times. Gained 10 points when I've beaten teams that much higher than me. I was getting fractions of a point from victories last Splatfest.
1aed18 No.15088058
>Clam Blitz on Mako Mart
>It's overtime, an enemy has a football/handegg, and they need less than 10 points to win
>he fucking misses
I'm beginning to love this map.
a1b1d0 No.15088483
GET IN MUMBLE, SQUIGGAS! WE ARE 3 AND ARE PLANNING TO PLAY PRIVATES!
75d8bf No.15088499
File: 44f6a02da18ecf7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 836.01 KB, 852x2000, 213:500, 2653739 - Octoling Splatoo….png)
a1b1d0 No.15088709
WE ARE 5 NOW, SQUIGGAS! GET IN MUMBLE!
b444a6 No.15088770
>>15088703
I'm still stuck quite low. Last night didn't exactly help with three dcs, several matches with afks or other dcs and that one where it coudn't match, I palyed solo and got the fucking gizzco slosher that runs out of ink in three shots.
Is there some friend list or something? There's playing with friends…
>>15088709
>4am
sorry but nah. sleepy time
5f01a0 No.15088778
>>15088709
Sorry. I don't get home for another two hours.
1aed18 No.15088789
>>15088483
>>15088709
I would but, voice chat is gay.
711daf No.15088790
5f01a0 No.15088805
>>15088789
You should have no trouble fitting in, then, faggot.
1aed18 No.15088971
>>15088875
This new weapon looks pretty OP
7f5587 No.15089036
>>15088875
You know what would be better? A stringray for every direction.
35c1f1 No.15089050
>>15075161
Better idea: Cuttlelings on the moon. Cuttlelings could have a weird alien aesthetic, maybe even to make them sound weirder would you name them cuttleoids or something. Maybe the plot could center around them hypnotizing a large number of inklings and octolings and trying to take over Earth, since irl cuttlefish are actually able to hypnotize their prey. It would be easy to fit them into the canon too. Maybe before the great turf war the cuttlelings/cuttleoids were a technologically advanced race who abandoned Earth when the great turf war began, and now they have returned to take over the planet.
6c06e5 No.15089694
>>15089679
Why do people watch Vinny again?
b1bc10 No.15089703
>>15089694
Well for a while he had his own website and you could essentially skirt all of the cancer that was on youtube just by virtue of not being there. Vinesauce got progressively worse as it moved more and more to youtube and twitch. Because now they have to ease off more and more to avoid controversy. Especially the swede.
f75a61 No.15089708
i like the art on the vinebooru
a121d5 No.15089743
>>15089694
Don't pretend that isn't exactly the type of question some asshole on here would ask. Honestly though his streams make for good background noise since he's calm, has been playing games all his life, and has a lot of interesting stories to tell since he does more with his life than just streaming, namely his band and overall love for music. As somebody who loves games and music, I find that his usual ramblings tend to consistently be at least mildly interesting so it works for me.
>>15089703
I kinda get what you mean, but I also don't really think they've changed as much as you might be implying. Sure Joel is more lowkey now, but I don't really think that's because he's trying to avoid controversy. And if he is, I'd say that first, it's a product of the times and how shit they are, and second I'd say that it's barely noticeable. I really think this tonal shift is just due to how long they've been at it. There's a larger sense of professionalism too, but they still feel genuine, and not like they're straining to not offend or anything. E-celebrities are a shit meme I know, but if any big names have the right idea in regards to streams, it's them
3bf269 No.15089827
>>15089694
I like his chillness and humor, it compensates some of his most retarded gameplay related moments. Also I imagine it must be distracting to play in front of an "invisible audience".
Also I agree with >>15089703 , he sometimes tries too much to be neutral so the chat doesn't explode in bickering between users, and other times he does because he doesn't "want to sound too cynical", which I understand, but sounds too much like a normalfag.
There's nothing wrong for pointing out something bad about a game/movie, and if people get butthurt, it's their fucking problem.
At least I have noticed an small progress in that aspect.
Sorry for the (1), just saw this on the first page and wanted to reply
5f01a0 No.15090988
>>15089679
>>15089694
>>15089703
>>15089743
I don't see the appeal. The creatures in the underground speak for themselves, as there's a juxtaposition of strange alien-like deep sea creatures exhibiting human-like mannerisms and wearing normal human clothing. The character designs speak for themselves, and it only ruins it by pointing it out and explaining it. It's like explaining a joke to somebody. The humor is lost if it's explained.
The old thread is dead, but referring back to a previous video where he mentioned he didn't want to see Loss, only to run into a Plaza post that was Loss immediately afterward, only to go "Oh my god, it's Loss!" is unfunny. Loss is a decade old. Everyone knows it, and it's best left unmentioned when it's seen. The point is to make it as subtle as possible, which is why it's often portrayed in the most minimalist way possible- with a set of lines. To point it out and state "Look, everyone! The miscarriage meme is present even in this video game!" Isn't the least bit funny at all.
>>15089743
>Don't pretend that isn't exactly the type of question some asshole on here would ask.
What kind of newfag shit is that? While not explained, the question was pretty genuine. The common demographics here won't find that particularly funny because the humor isn't particularly clever, but is the antithesis of what we're generally accustomed to around here. In short, it's Reddit-tier humor.
It's cool that you like whatever the fuck this is- Vinesauce or some shit, and it's fine that you want to share it, as somebody will be entertained by it, but I don't get the humor.
maybe that's the autism talking
4f7a5e No.15091091
How do you feel about the new weapons so far?
Are they good? Bad? Secret OP? Ridiculous for certain modes? Do you just despise their existence and it ruined your entire night?
Same question goes for the new New Albacore Hotel.
4e562b No.15091128
>>15079286
I would an octo girl if she looked like this
1aed18 No.15091145
>>15091091
The Ballpoint Splatling is stupid good, bordering OP in my opinion. It shits all over the other splatlings.
>Movement speed while charging is LIGHTNING FAST, even faster than the mini splatling
>The ability to charge while firing removes one of the splatling's biggest weaknesses
>Can consistently stay in the same mode of fire by charging with the right timing
>Long-range mode is more accurate and has slightly more range than the heavy splatling, albeit with a slower fire rate
>deals 32 damage in both firing modes, while heavy / mini / half-charged Hydra splatlings deal 28 (fully-charged Hydra splatling deals 35 per shot)
More mobility than the mini, more range and accuracy than the heavy, more damage than both, and can fire continuously without having to recharge. It's insane. I wouldn't be surprised if the mobility is patched out, since most charged weapons gradually become slower as you charge them. Since the ballpoint can be charged whenever, you're constantly at max speed when charging it. The only downside is it's kit; I'm not a huge fan of Toxic Mist or the Inkjet.
35c1f1 No.15091171
>>15079286
>shitty DLC with piss easy stages
Nice bait.
579a27 No.15091183
>>15091171
Everything else about his post is pure bait but he is right on the dumbo ears. Also Octoling males are fucking faggots.
5f01a0 No.15091187
>>15091091
I don't know. I've been stuck at work for the last 9 days. ;_; I'll take a look tomorrow.
35c1f1 No.15091241
>>15091183
>Also Octoling males are fucking faggots.
Agreed, but the round ears were already a thing on the original octoling models, they're just covered by their hair. People joke about them being dumbo ears, but the octolings were literally modeled from the Dumbo Octopus (see center of image). The hair on the playable octolings from the DLC is smaller probably for easier outfit compatibility, as the original hair clipped through almost every piece of headgear.
hopefully we get some additional hairstyles like the one on the right of the concept art
cb7102 No.15091422
>tfw the new heater slosher is slept on
Fucking Plebians
f4c32c No.15091681
>>15079326
The whole story is all over the place.
>You wake up not knowing anything, to none other than the (((Captain))) himself spoonfeeding you information
>You have to bide your time finding fragments of what is supposed to be your memory
>You are "lost" in a subway train, even though the whole thing should be mapped out, even if it's ancient
>The only other beings you encounter are "higher ups" a.k.a (((Cuttlefish))), Marie, Agent 3, Marina, and Pearl, and a few future sea creatures who could just be pawns
>At no point in this whole endeavor do you know if everything was intentionally set up this way
>For all you know, this could be a conspiracy and everything, even the huge statue could just be tests for bringing "octos" into Inkopolis
4f7a5e No.15091732
>>15091681
>and a few future sea creatures who could just be pawns
>pawns
>not prawns
You had one single job
59f67b No.15091886
>>15091183
>"Also Octoling males are fucking faggots."
The mohawk can be used really well with biker looks. If it's tight leather, then yeah they're fags.
But you forget the best part of male Octos: The afro, used for Bob Ross builds, and soon Pool's Closed builds once the CoroCoro spy outfit is released.
c9fbb1 No.15092021
>>15091681
Where does the whole "cuttlefish = jew" come into play in this?
d7725d No.15092064
>>15091183
The male Octoling's gayness would decrease dramatically if you only removed the midriff, or at least put a fucking shirt on underneath the leather. Motherfucker is straight out of JoJo Part V.
f4c32c No.15093077
>>15092021
It's their giant, bulbous bone.
b1bc10 No.15093183
>Glow flies and Cohock wave on the same shift
>400p
9ac908 No.15093198
>>15093191
>still no drawing from him with the bondage octo slut
a121d5 No.15093378
>>15090988
Yeah that's autism my man. That video wasnt even that funny, and I doubt Vin thought it was. Just a thing he said during several hours of streaming. I explained that I like him because hes chill, funny is secondary at most. Also
>what kind of newfag shit is this?
It's the complete opposite of newfaggotry. Where do you think the bowl of eggs shit came from? I'm the same guy btw, just posting from something else. And if anything is newfag shit, it's how non-aggressive your post was goddamn. Dont get me wrong, I appreciate it, but you're showing your hand. That's the least aggressive response I've got in years. Liking shit usually isnt taken to very kindly. Maybe it's because it's the splatoon thread who knows. God bless tho
1816ab No.15093445
>>15093378
>And if anything is newfag shit, it's how non-aggressive your post was goddamn. Dont get me wrong, I appreciate it, but you're showing your hand. That's the least aggressive response I've got in years.
>trying this hard to fit in
3a1881 No.15093475
a121d5 No.15093633
>>15093445
I've been on 8chan since the first exodus, and was on cuckchan for 3 or so years beforehand. Dont mean shit tho. While I'm at it, can somebody explain the mechanics of rank X to me? I'm teetering on the edge, being S+ 5 in splatzones, +4 in tower control, and +2 in blitz and rainmaker. I dont really keep with the update news, I just grind ranked. Mostly what I want to know is; is it optional? Are there any unique benefits? Is it possible to get kicked out?
0e73e7 No.15093657
>>15093198
Damn, that is one shitty meme.
1816ab No.15093766
>>15093633
Nobody cares how long you claim to have been here, newfag
It's possible to get kicked out of X, yes. Being rank X means jack shit other than bragging rights, being matched against a cut above the really shitty S+ players(although, there are some absolute shit X players), and to have your power level start significantly higher in league than the S+ players. Aside from that, it will give you an approximate standing after enough matches to help you judge about how good you are in comparison to the rest of the players in X. It's still not a great indicator of anything, as there are a lot of bad players in X, and plenty of people qualified enough for X, who are too lazy to grind out ranked modes, and would rather just play league, like most of the main players in the Mumble. Fun fact, if you only do a couple of matches in rank X for the month, but not enough to get your power level rating, you'll remain in rank X.
a121d5 No.15093803
>>15093766
I know, fuck you tho.
So it's pretty much the same as any other rank where you can still easily be dragged down by shit teammates which means it doesnt mean much, but with more emphasis on power level? If that's the case, then how do you get kicked out? You mentioned monthly activity, so does that mean that me leaving the game for a month will send me out?
1816ab No.15094157
>>15093803
It works like league. You have your first seven matches where you fight to get your initial power level, and then fight for a higher power level each match. If you drop below a certain power level, you go back to S+5.
a121d5 No.15094174
>>15094157
Oh okay. So I could just get there then sit on the rank indefinitely until I feel like risking it. Cool. Thanks
7d3e0a No.15095154
>>15094174
You have to put in a couple of matches to stay in, though. Put in one or two, so it doesn't calibrate your power level.
21f36e No.15095411
>>15077669
>Let me tell you…
>*cracks open his energetic beverage*
>… Splatoon 1 was the better game
b823db No.15095421
>>15095411
>>15077669
> using knowyourmeme shit.
906681 No.15095438
>>15095411
>… Splatoon 1 was the better game
It really was.
e7f94a No.15095474
>>15095411
>>15077669
You should really off yourselves for using boomer as universal meme synonym for older Millenials who are only 30 something and not in their fucking 60s. You can't rape grammar, slit its throat and then piss on the corpse just like that!
59f67b No.15095627
>>15095411
>>15077669
Please consider suicide for forcing this shit meme.
47d91e No.15095636
>>15095474
But there was a baby boom in the 80s after the one in the late 50s and early 60s (those born then are also mostly the children of the first boomers, thus starting to mimick their behaviour)
9ac908 No.15095657
>>15095627
>Octo in Bunnysuit
b444a6 No.15095715
Finished the expansion. Nice ending with /u/ while gramps dances.
Now for the 100% completion.
d2ee0e No.15095734
>>15077669
>>15095411
threadly reminder only one person posts this, and he spams it everywhere including knowyourcancer to force shit memes.
b1bc10 No.15095755
>>15095734
He's probably that internet historian faggot trying to force a meme again for his dying channel.
35c1f1 No.15095767
>>15095636
Sure, but that doesn't make them baby boomers. They're still Gen X/early millennials.
1aed18 No.15095801
After finishing the single player with all hero weapons, I'm stuck at 969% completion. Does it go any higher than that?
bd75df No.15095832
>>15095801
Did you collect all the Sunken Scrolls and Sardinium?
You didn't forget about the ones in the level select overworld, did you?
1aed18 No.15095873
>>15095832
Yes, and all the meal tickets too. I used a guide to be sure not to miss any.
1aed18 No.15095899
>>15095801
>>15095832
Actually, scratch that. I finished this morning (about 6 hours ago) but it looks like Splatnet hadn't updated to reflect it yet.
b708a0 No.15095918
>>15095627
>That hourglass figure
Squids are done for at this point, octos have already won.
59f67b No.15096254
>>15095657
>>15095918
We always need more octo bunbuns.
b1bc10 No.15096397
>>15095801
>Have every stage finished with all weapons and sardinium/scrolls
>Completion 803%
Is it broken?
What does this number reflect?
35c1f1 No.15096716
>>15096397
Maybe get the weapon upgrades?
b1bc10 No.15096736
>>15096716
I have all the weapon upgrades.
3eeddc No.15096757
Jesus Christ, I just remembered all of the 80's smutty hilarious animes mom got me hooked on as a teenager before they had to draw the line between comedy and porn. I wonder if Octolings have similar taste in anime instead of the nushit Squds are into nowdays.
35c1f1 No.15096761
>>15096736
Then I dunno what to tell you. There must be something missing.
6dd473 No.15096781
Also I know this might be unrelated but I've noticed that threads don't sage at 300 anymore. Why did mark change it? This board is already slow
1aed18 No.15096937
Rainmaker = Clam Blitz > Tower Control > Splatzones
Can we all agree on this?
>>15096397
Double check the app. I had the same question, when I looked again I noticed it hadn't updated my progress yet.
7f5587 No.15097002
The explosher is a great weapon for splat zones. It'll probably be my go to weapon on maps like camp triggerfish.
>>15096937
Nah, it's rainmaker= tower (good maps)>splatzone=clam blitz (good maps)>tower (bad maps)>clam blitz (bad maps)
32f79b No.15097006
>>15096937
>Can we all agree on this?
<Tower Control = Rainmaker > Splatzones > Clam Blitz
Clam Blitz is worse than Turf Wars
It's basically RNG
fd3664 No.15097038
>>15091681
Just think about it this way: How can thousands of octolings have the same exact experience in the subway, save Inkopolis under the same exact conditions, and retain the same exact past memories?
ed739d No.15097102
>switch paid online two months
>still constant communication errors and laggy games
35c1f1 No.15097147
>>15097038
Except that doesn't work in the actual story, because they establish that Octolings began appearing in Inkopolis before Agent 8 escapes, and they arrived independently after hearing the inkantation.
3eeddc No.15097161
>>15097147
I suppose Marina is the biggest example. But why are they all showing up after Agent 8 does? The lazy answer is programming.
35c1f1 No.15097203
>>15097161
>But why are they all showing up after Agent 8 does?
The text logs establish that they start showing up just before Agent 8. The simple reason why they came in that wave would probably be that not many had heard the inkantation before that, but it had reached a wider audience thanks to it being broadcast widely. Marina decided to leave when she heard the inkantation in the first game, after all.
59f67b No.15097206
>>15097161
They started appearing before Agent 8 did. However everyone thought they were Inklings at first. It wasn't until near the end of Agent 8's adventure in the Deepsea Metro that the truth came out that they were Octos, but no one cared since the Octolings were really chill.
Great Turf War was 100 years ago. Everyone has moved on now and made peace, even Cuttlefish who still had a grudge against Octarians during the expansion. The only one who has not let go is Octavio, and look at where that's gotten him. In a snowglobe while all his former subjects leave the tea kettles and get better homes.
3f1754 No.15097339
New global Splatfest. Time to prove who's inferior once and for all.
3eeddc No.15097404
>>15097206
>>15097203
Well my question is what made Inkopolis change their mind on allowing octolings to join turf war? Okay, so Octolings were in turf wars before Octo Expansion. It's just that from our perspective they didn't become populated enough until after Octo Expansion.
I'm still going to bet that Marina and Octavio are related in some way. I'll be proven wrong someday but I just love the idea of Marina being Octavio's princess. And that Marina sneaks to Inkopolis to see it for herself because she doesn't believe Octavio's lies after mother died. Plus Marina being around Callie and Marie's age makes sense.
Spoiler aside: How fun would it be to have Octavio's Mansion, which is a Bladerunner cyberpunk version of a Japanese castle, to be a multiplayer map? I'd also like to see a horror movie set with mock-Salmonid animatronics to be a stage as well.
6c06e5 No.15097455
>>15097339
>born right in time to watch Nintendo kickstart World War III
78c298 No.15097456
>>15097339
>Latest splatfest is a literal race war
1aed18 No.15097460
5be9ee No.15097497
>>15097339
REMOVE OCTOS, KILL OCTOS.
NUKE OCTOS!
6c06e5 No.15097530
File: 4e08c1c7637ae47⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 65.43 KB, 720x921, 240:307, Stimpy's balls steamrolled….jpg)
>>15097497
PROTECT OCTOS, SHELTER OCTOS.
MARRY OCTOS!
67dbde No.15097537
>>15097339
RASSENKRIEG JA!
b04d07 No.15097544
SPLAT THE OCTOS, TURF WAR NOW
1aed18 No.15097552
>>15097530
>Stimpy's balls steamrolled by The Big Guy's personally customized dragon dildo lawnmower while Ren weeps over the foreskin of his 3-inch erection.jpg
5fc0d3 No.15097554
>>15097530
but what about fugging?
5fc0d3 No.15097556
>>15096254
Post more hipped octo buns?
6c06e5 No.15097562
>>15097552
Made you look.
>>15097554
Refer to the third spoiler, this is a Christian image board.
5fc0d3 No.15097575
>>15097562
It's only Christian if you post some lewds and stop being gay faggot
5fc0d3 No.15097597
>>15097582
You're going to hell for being gay. I hope you know that.
6c06e5 No.15097609
>>15097597
>not going around having carnal pleasure before heterosexual monogamous marriage = being gay
Après vous, fag.
1aed18 No.15097610
Inklings and Octos are friends!!
6dd473 No.15097622
Marie will be avenged, The Best squid sister knows that Octolings are superior and her defeat from so long ago will be rectified
d0bb07 No.15097624
>>15097610
What would a racemixed octo/inkling looks like?
1d819e No.15097628
6c06e5 No.15097631
>>15097624
>What would a racemixed octo/inkling looks like?
Like Splatoon 3's first DLC package.
5fc0d3 No.15097633
>>15097609
By the testament of time I stand alone against your insults and give back the hardest I can by far; no u
7f5587 No.15097646
>>15097339
>splatfest giving us legal reason to kill male octolings
>all the female octolings will be single creating a 1:2 male/female ratio created from removing all male octolings
Legal polygamy soon fellow inklings.
5fc0d3 No.15097647
>>15097644
Now what about a human with an octo?
9e3b87 No.15097659
>>15097339
So the race war has finally begun! Who's ready for the rigged polls when everyone chooses Octoling only to get cucked in the end?
6dd473 No.15097672
>>15097659
I remember the last time they had this splat fest was broken
150d5d No.15097704
>>15097658
>the yuri autist pretends to belong in a splatoon thread of all things
aa0713 No.15097902
Wait…. so there will be no shitty Splatfest shirts for the upcoming Great Turf War?
aa0713 No.15097944
That Post >>15097206
Next Post >>15097339 is announcing the great Turf War
d6782b No.15098068
>>15097339
Holy shit, it's actually happening.
THE RACE WAR IS NOW
By the way, if you pick side octopus without having the DLC it still lets you play as an octoling during the actual splatfest. Octolings are going to have a huge advantage, so Squidkids, go fight hard and protect your race, secure a future for Squid children.
84887f No.15098089
>>15098068
>worrying about squids' future
Octos are best but only for fucking. The only true, natural state is polygamous relationship where the octo fulfills all the sexual needs and the squid has the motherly role and purpose.
Namely : one gets pregnant, the other gets ahegao'd.
6c06e5 No.15098096
>>15098089
>Octos only for fucking
>polygamous
84887f No.15098110
>>15098096
>not wanting a kind, easygoing, sweet, caring squid, who blushes at your compliment
>not wanting a hot, lascivious, dedicated, if not sexually submissive, octo, in a leather suit
It doesn't have to be one or the other, anon. Sometimes you get to pick everything that makes a man happy.
b708a0 No.15098248
>>15097339
>Splatfest is a literal race war
5f7825 No.15098288
>>15098276
Do I even have to say it?
>
9283ec No.15098296
5f7825 No.15098328
Anybody got any more Splatoon related shitposting webms and mp4s? I need more for my collection.
1ca877 No.15098341
>haven't played Splatoon in ages
>haven't checked threads
>I have to update my shit and get some practice in to prepare for the upcoming ethnic cleansing
Why the hell can't other companies pander like this. First they offer delicious brown girls, now they are giving me a race war. Beyond ingame Squid/Octo Aras I cant' think of a better way to end this week.
b1bc10 No.15098357
>>15097339
>Octopus might squeak by on people who feel obligated after getting gold toothpick
8aa2f3 No.15098359
>>15097339
So is this going to be the BIG Splatfest that has major lore ramifications like Callie vs Marie?
35c1f1 No.15098564
>>15098276
>that pic
Glad to know we agree that Inklings will be on the losing side ;^)
35c1f1 No.15098571
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>15097683
AKA: Octobrush plus 5x swim-speed up, the soundtrack.
61d96b No.15098594
I'm surprised they didn't wait for a while, for people's preferences over octos and squids to solidify, before doing the race war. It seems weird to do it so soon after the dlc release.
e36479 No.15098878
>>15097339
SQUIGGERS GET INK'D
0e2fc6 No.15098953
775a5a No.15098958
>>15097339
squids finna bouta get BLACKED by the octodick.
daaf3a No.15099277
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15097339
someone insert inkling hair into this.
b444a6 No.15099550
>finish inner agent 3 and 100% the expansion
>come back
>race war started
Well then. Guess I'll need to make some kind of account to get to draw.
Is there something for completing all stations with all weapons? I'm sure I have but nothing happened after the last.
d42ccd No.15099820
>>15099550
>Is there something for completing all stations with all weapons? I'm sure I have but nothing happened after the last.
No. You get nothing for doing all of the challenges with all of the weapons.
b1bc10 No.15099867
>>15099550
You unlock a special gun that summons agent 3
d42ccd No.15099869
>>15099117
Overtime comebacks are always great.
d42ccd No.15099880
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>15098571
>not posting the superior Marko Polo song
d2ee0e No.15099977
>>15097339
So we finally get to see who is really better than the other. By splatfest law this will determine if octolings are inferior, or superior.
1aed18 No.15099984
>>15099869
I love Rainmaker and Clam Blitz because comebacks are possible; you can never let your guard down. Splatzones and Tower Control are one-sided once you have the lead.
35c1f1 No.15100201
>>15099984
>because comebacks are possible
Comebacks are possible in any game mode, so long as you git gud_________________
c4f3e1 No.15100367
Absolute laziest post I have ever made. No drawing, no design elements, not even a proper PC-9800 font.
9c9128 No.15100397
>>15098571
>no deja vu
THANKS THE LORD. i was getting tired of this overused and quite weak(average at best)song .
i swear as soon as you mention uerobeat that is the one that all thoses faggot will mention while saying thay like eurobeat .
It's disgusting.
f08d55 No.15100465
>>15098364
Who is the jap this NicoNicopoop kind of video is based of? Those soundclips feel youtubepoopy.
f08d55 No.15100516
>>15097644
Is this implied Futanari?
>>15089703
What's the matter with Joel? Sometimes he makes creatura jokes and says "oy vey" on stream, at least in the past. Did the popos get him?
798cd8 No.15100553
>>15097339
Do it for him.
He deserves to be happy
f08d55 No.15100562
>>15084137
>brotherhood matters more than who you were borne to
>who you were borne to matter more than who you were borne to
Dumb chirstcucks,
1aed18 No.15100592
>>15100562
>chirstcucks,
You okay, anon?
35c1f1 No.15100593
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>>15099880
My mistake, that shit's pretty rad.
>>15100397
Deja Vu and Running in the 90s are probably two of the most overrated eurobeat songs in the history of the genre in my opinion. Like, they aren't bad by any means, but I don't get how they got so iconic. Honestly it kind of sucks that eurobeat is so intertwined with Initial D, because it's almost impossible to find a eurobeat playlist that isn't chock-full of the soundtrack. Not to say I dislike Initial D's soundtrack, but it's nice to get away from it sometimes and discover some new song or hidden gem you've never heard of. Song related.
Spoilered cause it's a little too off-topic, but there's no better feeling than having a hype as fuck song you've never heard before start playing while you're driving fast and crazy down an empty road. Feels like the universe is telling you "You can do it anon, your car might not be the best, but it'll go faster, it can turn harder. Trust it, trust yourself, witness. You wont improve if you don't push yourself". I posted that particular song because it came on at exactly one of those moments.
>>15100562
Keep in mind that before the concept of nations as we know them today came along, religion was the main thing that united people. It didn't matter so much where you came from, as long as you shared religion you had common ground to stand on.
1aed18 No.15100605
>>15100593
>your car might not be the best, but it'll go faster, it can turn harder. Trust it, trust yourself, witness.
Speeding is dangerous, anon.
f08d55 No.15100638
>>15100593
I wish the radio where I live put Eurobeat.
9c9128 No.15100649
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>>15100593
i listend to samurai blue on repeat for 90m during japan vs belgium football match
that was so much hype fking hate when belgium get so lucky with the 1st goal and the last at the 93th min it felt so out of place, undeserving
09bb35 No.15100651
>>15097339
TIME TO FINISH WHAT CAPTAIN CUTTLEFISH STARTED.
LET'S SEND THOSE OCTONIGGERS BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND WHERE THEY BELONG!
35c1f1 No.15100712
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>>15100605
The speed limits where I live are absurdly slow. 55mph on a 20 mile straight is ludicrous. Hell, even the twisted clusterfuck junction downtown can easily support higher speeds. So long as I keep an eye out for cops and mind my car's limitations I'll speed as much as I damn well please.
>>15100638
Honestly it's the only reason why I bother with YouTube Music. They have a fantastic selection of eurobeat to go with.
>>15100649
I had just gotten through a few "okay" songs in my recommended list and then my phone autoplayed that. Shit was exactly what I needed. I'm glad to live in a time where my phone will autonomously recommend hype eurobeat music on the fly.
>>15100651
Do not hate those who do not see the light of Octolings, pity them, for they are surely gonna lose this next splatfest. Song related.
f08d55 No.15100727
>>15100712
I thought you heard it at the radio, not Youtube.
35c1f1 No.15100734
>>15100727
Youtube music on my phone. Who doesn't use aux/bluetooth these days?
5ac0e8 No.15100745
>>15097339
But what if they by default declare cuttlefish the winner?
9c9128 No.15100843
>>15100712
yea
Also, is this a eurobeat thread now?
5ac0e8 No.15100851
>>15100734
I use a cassette adapter, if that counts.
35c1f1 No.15100907
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>>15100843
I'm down. Honestly I wish Splatoon would let me import my own music for matches, I'd be listening to Eurobeat 99% of the time.
>>15100851
That's perfectly fine. I can't really judge at all, that's what I had to make do with back when I drove a 2002 Honda Odyssey
9930cf No.15100987
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>>15100593
I loved going through that one big Eurobeat channel and discovering new songs I loved. Sadly it got taken down and I have trouble remembering all the songs/artists I liked, or can't find them on Youtube again.
bd75df No.15101257
Explosher can take out Flyfish buckets.
I think the weapon has poor audio feedback since the sound is very soft compared to basically all other weapons, and I dislike the unholy hybrid of Blaster and Slosher, but I'm glad we can cheaply crush Flyfish before they can even fire off one missile.
5ac0e8 No.15101258
>>15100907
>2002 Honda Odyssey
Did you rice it?
35c1f1 No.15101305
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>>15100987
It was a damn tragedy when that got taken down. Same as when most of Initial D's soundtrack got taken off of Spotify for whatever reason.
Are there any good quality mp3 or FLAC torrents out there for most/all of the official Initial D soundtracks? It'd be good to have for whenever I'm taking a road trip and I get no reception.
>>15101258
FUCK NO. I'd never stoop that low. That being said, I'm not above tuning and customizing the RE4 2007 CR-V I currently have. It'll never be super fast or anything, but the steering and suspension already feels really nice and the engine is a K24 series so I kinda wanna see what I can do with it. I will never not be mad about Honda removing the manual version from US markets though.
7bad32 No.15101325
>>15101305
>>15100987
A damn shame the music is hard to find, but I have my own collection. There's like 220+ Super Eurobeat albums here.
164c31 No.15101497
>>15101257
Thank fucking god. I got really tired of throwing a sub and having to wait to recharge. Oftentimes I was the only one that threw one so the flyfish often got all of it's shots off.
>>15100953
SPLAT THE SQUIDS RACE WAR NOW
35c1f1 No.15101524
>>15101325
Fuck me that's impressive dude.
post torrent
b5fcdf No.15101554
If inklings don't win this, it will set a bad precedent for race relations in the future. Inklings must win, or octos won't know their place and think about revolt for things done in the past
75d8bf No.15101567
>>15101325
>Non-stop megamix
Impossible. Your hard drive is a finite size.
f3be2f No.15101585
>>15101524
It's 30.1 GB. It would be a nightmare to share. I'll try to figure something out.
3eeddc No.15101617
Fucking dead skeleton soy men sending memes via fax machine of which cephalopod he wants to cuck his wife to while he plays Nintendo Switch causing another great Turf War of Inkopolis. Fucking ancient humans and satelite signals.
No scratch that! This is the squid research lab fucking with another splatfest like they did with Callie vs. Marie. It has to be. Either that or there's still humans alive somewhere still watching Inkopolis right now and they want a race war.
5ac0e8 No.15101651
>>15101305
>Honda removing the manual version from US markets though.
>the state of Japanese automakers
Don't fucking remind me, I'm still trying to get over how Honda butchered the NSX name with its shitty hybrid bubble car remake.
>>15101524
Anon, someone torrented 001 to 215 a long time ago, I don't know how many seeders there though:
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61d96b No.15101665
>>15101554
If octos don't win this, it will set a bad precedent for race relations in the future. Octos must win, or inklings will believe they can get away with any crimes they commit.
bd75df No.15101690
>>15101665
Octolings commit crime against Inklings at a rate of nearly 25x that of Inklings against Octolings.
3eeddc No.15101693
>>15101665
This splatfest is a bad precedent no matter who wins. It's Callie vs. Marie all over again. No matter who loses, the loser takes big black octo dick no matter what. And anyone having hopes for a happy ending gets netorared.
35c1f1 No.15101737
>>15101651
>I'm still trying to get over how Honda butchered the NSX
I dunno man, I've seen one in person and it still seems plenty fast. Admittedly I haven't seen a first gen in action so I don't have much of a frame of reference as far as NSXs go. At least we still have the Miata and 86/BRZ twins as our last bastion of fun RWD cars. 86/BRZ shooting brake NEVEREVER tho
>Them magnet links
Thanks dudeman
164c31 No.15101754
>>15101690
Sounds like Inklings need togit gud
61d96b No.15101781
>>15101693
I think they're going to pull a twist and make the winners into the bad guys, this time. Think about it: octos win, they become arrogant and oppressive invaders that the squids have to fight off. Squids win, and they become arrogant and oppressive natives that the octos have to push back against. Doing the same thing with this splatfest, that they did with Marie vs. Callie, would just be a predictable, lazy repeat.
b4d0bf No.15101795
>>15101781
IOW, don't expect anything creative to come as a result?
2fe894 No.15101806
>>15101497
FRY THE OCTOS TAKOYAKI NOW
32f79b No.15101837
We have five in the Mumble
We can do Privates if we get one more
GET IN HERE!
5ac0e8 No.15101972
>>15101737
Say what you will about its speed, but
>double-clutch transmission
>V6
>AWD
I'll pass. Besides, original V10 has a noise that the nu_ 6 cylinder hybrid can't compare to.
>At least we still have the Miata and 86/BRZ twins as our last bastion of fun RWD cars.
Who knows how long we'll have that
>86/BRZ shooting brake NEVEREVER tho
Some anon from the last thread said he wanted that abomination, saying it made him "hard for practicality". I didn't say anything.
>Thanks dudeman
Any time.
>>15101617
>or there's still humans alive somewhere still watching Inkopolis right now and they want a race war
It's entirely possible. Maybe the future squid Japs are just mostly oblivious to what's going on in the rest of the world as a vestige of their historical isolationism or some shit like that.
7ef623 No.15102037
ITT: /pol/, /v/, /mu/, and /o/ having a four-way
a7aef7 No.15102458
>>15102037
Friendship is magic
71e914 No.15102986
Is this gut?
Ink Res and Sub Saver are good for ???
63d9a1 No.15103015
>>15102986
sub power up is good for certain subs. the neat thing about sub power up is that it also has a bit of sub saver effect as well. you can actually hit the hard cap on sub saving if you mix the two. i made a full suit of the stuff myself. but i mostly use it for land mines + undercover brella, point sensor spam, and long distance bomb lobbing fuckery.
ink resist is good if you find yourself in enemy ink alot but more than 1 main feels useless.
84887f No.15103051
>>15102986
>gegen fragmente
apple?
71e914 No.15103077
>work for 4 hours
>risk your life
>getting paid with some foodstamps and shitload of aprons
a7aef7 No.15103085
>>15103051
German. "For fragments"
84887f No.15103108
>>15103085
I know what this means, jesus. I just assumed you were some dude I know. How can there be more than ONE german man on 8chan, seriously
71e914 No.15103153
b444a6 No.15103523
>salmon run
>scoped weapon
fucking why
>>15103108
far as I know, germans are the 2nd largest group after americans here, though it's a big difference.
35c1f1 No.15103625
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>>15101972
>Some anon from the last thread said he wanted that abomination, saying it made him "hard for practicality". I didn't say anything.
Eh, I feel like there's something to be said for a fun and practical daily driver. Not everyone can afford both a practical daily then a small and fun two-seater. I assume that's why some people go with the Focus RS and older WRX STI hatchback (along with their modding potential of course).
>That engine sound
That is pretty fucking nice. Imagine though if the 2nd gen had been a V8 hybrid. It could have sounded like vid related.
>>15102037
/v/, /mu/, and /o/ is a match made in heaven.
>>15103523
>fucking why
That shit is the worst. On the other end of the spectrum the weapon I main in ranked (Octobrush) fucking sucks too. I can never win in Salmon Run.
71e914 No.15103753
>>15103523
>fucking why
Some Profresh Shitters just need to GO BACK to Overarchiever.
It`s really pissing me off that 40 Profresh getting together with a 400 Profresh Player.
Shitter gave me 3 losses in a row because they don`t know how to bait Scrapper near the Basket or dying 3-4 times in a row and having 300 poweregg points at the end of wave 3.
9930cf No.15103870
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New thread soon? May as well post one of my favorites.
1aed18 No.15104058
>>15103753
>Some Profresh Shitters just need to GO BACK to Overarchiever
One time I queued for Salmon Run, my teammates were Sarah, Nikki, and Mom. We lost on wave 1.
There really should be higher tiers; anyone can easily reach profresh in less than a week.
5ac0e8 No.15104073
>>15103870
Wait until this one drops a few more pages. Then make the next thread about eurobeat, race wars, and supercars.
b5fcdf No.15104249
>>15101665
This is exactly what i mean.
Inklings win:
>Its expected, Octolings are a fledgling species being allowed onto the surface again
>Inklings express camaraderie with the Octos, encourage them to play more with them for fun
>Everyone laughs the result off
>Octos continue their path of reintegration into society and eventual equality when they get back on their feet and establish themselves
Octolings win:
>Octos win, inklings feel threatened
>Octos feel emboldened
>They think, "Maybe the GTW was a fluke. Maybe, just maybe we can remove THEM for a change, and take the zapfish for the final time."
>Won't be long until you see RIGHTFUL OCTO CLAY spraypainted on the sides of buildings in inkopolis, as crime skyrockets
>Tensions keep rising until inklings are forced to set boundries that octos will certainly not agree with
>GTW 2 insues, as inklings are forced to REMOVE once again, and we are back to square one
Do you really want the children to live in a world like that?
1aed18 No.15104433
Is there any reason to use a Luna Blaster when the Clash Blaster exists?
edb825 No.15104539
>>15101972
>Some anon from the last thread said he wanted that abomination, saying it made him "hard for practicality". I didn't say anything.
I'm sorry anon, that was me.
Is it really so bad to want a car that can drift but also has a decent back seat and cargo space?
>>15104433
There's no reason to use either one because they're both cancer.
b04d07 No.15107213
>>15101693
>It's Callie vs. Marie all over again.
Callie vs. Marie would have worked fine if Nintendo had Callie pick Team Marie and Marie pick Team Callie instead of trying to push it into an actual feud.
35c1f1 No.15107362
>>15107213
>instead of trying to push it into an actual feud.
To be fair, the community at that point was already waging war over who was best. Nintendo just made it official and offered some kind of conclusion to the first great waifu turf war.
Just like in the irl great war though, the world would be an infinitely better place if the losing side had won.
5ac0e8 No.15107475
>>15104539
ur a fagit
No worries. The only other car I can think of right now that matches that description is the CTS-V wagon. It sucks when niche markets get treated like shit.
75d8bf No.15107577
If splatoon got pregnant, is she WOOMY
4ef838 No.15107785
>>15095657
You realize these are children, right?
35c1f1 No.15107820
>>15107475
There's also the BMW 3 series wagons
>>15107785
>Agent 4 is known to be 2 years older than Agent 3
>Agent 8 is almost certainly slightly older than Agent 4
In Splatoon 2 they're almost certainly above the age of consent in most states.
5ac0e8 No.15107891
>>15107577
>Canada
How appropriate.
She'd have one in her woomby.
5ac0e8 No.15108215
>>15107891
Wait a minute, holy fucking shit they just added country flags here.
I'm not skimping out on this opportunity to make a complete fool of myself on a bumplocked thread.
Blondes are Superior
Also, another threadly Aniki because it's still the Fourth here in the US and I can do whatever the fuck I want
Britbongistanis are inferior
Canucks are inferior
5ac0e8 No.15108241
>>15108215
Oh, come fucking on, they just removed it.
By the way, if it wasn't clear as shit, I am neither of the anons whose threadly autistic shitposts I just parodied
95a7f6 No.15108464
>>15108215
Thanks for the Aniki. I wholeheartedly appreciate it.
75d8bf No.15108944
>>15107891
That was the joke I was trying to make
2948b2 No.15109091
Please don't hurt the octos
6dd473 No.15109968
35c1f1 No.15109982
>>15109091
>Implying inklings and octolings shouldn't be frens
6dd473 No.15110094
5ac0e8 No.15110356
>>15107820
Yes, but in the US the sporty BMW wagons are either too expensive or unimportable for the next 20 years.
cb7102 No.15111017
>Come back from Cape Cod Vacation
>Just in time for Splatoon Race war
Jesus Christ