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b0c1d6 No.15060042
http://archive.is/To63J
>“Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the first game outside of Nintendo Labo software to receive Toy-Con support, and more titles will be compatible with Nintendo Labo in the future.”
Still, $80 cardboard just to have a gimmick controller for Mario Kart 8. Though, some of these would make for good controller ideas. BING BING WAHOO
3835b8 No.15060051
>>15060042
Nintendo should give up on Labo it flopped. Move on. Dumb idea was dumb.
494401 No.15060053
Nintendo Labo?
More like Nintendo Nigger Cum Covered Labia.
2ac8f9 No.15060065
>>15060042
So it's the same shit that came out for the Nintendo Wii, a cumbersome gimmick that you'll probably use once and then leave on the shelf because it's easier to just pick the damn controller and play right away without messing with cardboard/plastic.
b0c1d6 No.15060072
>>15060065
Now hold the fuck up. The Wii wheel was actually useful since the game could only be played with tilt controls. The Switch wheels on the other hand are cheap plastic and there's no point in using the tilt controls since you get better control with just regular analog.
ef520b No.15060079
>>15060065
I actually modded my original Wii wheel by mounting it onto an old door knob (so it simulated going back into position like a reel wheel) and then mounting that onto a mic stand. It made racing retarded easy online when everyone was using their non-modded stock ones that they had to hold with no feedback. I ended up leaving it in my back yard for years after I stopped using my Wii when I got a PC good enough for emulators
4de81b No.15060115
my joycons are completely busted from not using them, for no reason the sticks stopped working and will just hold a direction, and then stop registering, and then register a different direction and hold it. This garbage is the only way I can possibly get any more use out of them.
Yeah don't buy cardboard but more importantly DON'T BUY JOYCON
2ac8f9 No.15060116
>>15060072
The bare controller was good enough for casual gaming, and if you wanted something better you'd just plug your gamecube controller instead of buying the wheel-case. Using it gives you no boost you wouldn't get with using the GC controller analog, it was useless.
494401 No.15060131
>>15060125
Tch. True collectors know the metal peach ones with two extra pieces are worth the 200$
3835b8 No.15060139
>>15060125
Its flopped though.
4107cd No.15060141
>>15060115
Did it not occur to you to return the thing for being faulty? Even in this era you get lemons.
>>15060125
Ha. Ha. Ha. You are so funny.
ef520b No.15060146
Dis Chord niggers are bigger cancer than Nintendo fanboys
4de81b No.15060148
>>15060141
I hardmodded the joycon after they became useless
64f5ee No.15060154
ARE YOU GOING TO BUY A LABO NOW?!
Oh god, please buy one
WHY ISN'T ANYONE BUYING THESE?!
3eede0 No.15060166
>>15060072
It could be played with a gamecube controller you retard
9caee8 No.15060176
dbe760 No.15060254
>>15060062
Can we have Switch doggo as a dog girl for once? Used to have a fetish about making non-furry versions of lewd females.
281ee7 No.15060877
>>15060042
>more titles will be compatible with Nintendo Labo in the future.”
Now I'm curious what more optional Labo control options at this point in time could there be? Robot kit for ARMS? Fishing rod, dollhouse, piano, could they even be used with the current line up?
>>15060072
>The Wii wheel was actually useful since the game could only be played with tilt controls
And Wiimote/Nunchuck (steering with analogue stick), Classic Cotnroller and as >>15060166 already pointed out GCN controller.
f030a2 No.15060890
>>15060042
Nintendo supports child rape. They attract children with their toys and give the children to LGBT abominations, for constant rape.
446732 No.15060928
>>15060051
no, its super popular
5f77de No.15060932
>>15060890
>Before 2007 this would have been satirical and absurd
>Even in 2015 it would have been questionable
>Now it's pretty much how it is
2b5de6 No.15060942
15f7a4 No.15060959
>>15060928
nice source you have there. Not exactly flying off the shelves where I live.
ef520b No.15061038
>>15060959
>where I live.
nobody cares about where you live. yuropoors still think the Genesis beat the SNES because SEGA was always more popular with Yuropoors and Nintendo had a hard as fuck time reaching the European markets for some reason, but global numbers don't lie
494401 No.15061068
Guys.
Think of your favorite smell in the world.
Now imagine it coming out of marks asshole
Would you give it a lick?
ef520b No.15061078
>>15061068
That depends, what does your asshole smell like, Mark?
157c9b No.15061083
>>15061038
Nobody gives a flying fuck about Jewtendo in Europe.
Never did and never will.
4dac86 No.15061089
>>15061078
what else could it smell like other than shit or soap
ef520b No.15061096
>>15061089
>what else could it smell like other than shit or soap
It could smell like Jew
ef520b No.15061100
>>15061083
Yeah I know, you Europeans always liked the company actually founded by a Jew in Hawaii (SEGA) more for some reason. You guys are strange
157c9b No.15061102
>>15061100
Stay assmad, nintendrone.
ef520b No.15061114
>>15061102
I'm not a Nintendrone, I just always found it funny people who haven;t gotten over the console wars call Soytendo Jewish while defending SEGA of all people, a company literally founded by an actual Jew and wasn't even Japanese
797df6 No.15061164
>>15061096
That soap was blessed by a rabbi, goy– I mean, dude. Why don't you give it a sniff?
>>15061114
Sega was founded by a literal Jew?
>quickly skyrocket to leading marketshare when the fight between NES and Megadrive/Genesis was at its peak
>adopt absolutely retarded marketing and development strategy
<no, the Saturn is not the future of the company, I know it's not even a year old, goyim, just buy our product
>fuck with peoples' livelihoods to promote your products on a regular basis
>Sega was co-founded by (((David Rosen)))
It all makes sense, now.
e96d7f No.15061200
I still don't understand what's special about labo. Couldn't you just achieve the same results with random 5 cents cardboard?
ef520b No.15061207
>>15061200
I think it comes with a special joycon or some shit like that
61333f No.15061245
>>15061114
People here have shit reading comprehension, anon. I got your point. A similar thing is only Americans care about the N64 because that's where most of the consoles were sold.
fc2e9c No.15061252
>>15060042
>only works with motorbikes
>pay £60 for one cardboard controller
>pay £13 for two plastic ones
Is it just me or does it smell like soy in here
c1b776 No.15061288
>>15061200
Labo is Nintendo's "Mario Paint" for this generation. It's a creation tool. The garage mode is surprisingly robust. You don't need to use the Nintendo Approved Cardboard™ for it, you can make shit out of whatever you like.
And despite the hate here, Labo was actually considered a success by Nintendo themselves.
https://archive.is/IFNCg
e9a5d8 No.15061301
>>15061288
I still fail to see the point of it. There's at least a dozen quality autism simulators popular on the market today that let you enact all your Lego fantasies. Why would anyone bother with some shitty cardboard?
Maybe if they had released it when 3D printing had become more widespread and you could make shit that lasts, but cardboard?
cff1ac No.15061308
>>15061301
From the interview it seems they are going for the "educational" market, which might give them several subsidies and sponsorships, as in even if the kids don't play on Nintendo, their school will buy one, some cardboard, with tax money of course, and "teach" children how to code games and craft 3D stuff or some bullshit like that.
792a0e No.15061310
>>15060042
Where the fuck are the 3D printer files?
c46f8a No.15061315
>>15061312
>>15061312
>the
Thq
4252df No.15061316
>>15061301
The cardboard is they use is the same kind used for prototyping hardware or so I've been told. It's supposedly pretty sturdy. If you don't like cardboard you can use some soft PvC sheets. Low quality PvC will give you cancer over time so it's perfect for slowly poisoning soyboys and ridding the gene pool of them.
792a0e No.15061322
>>15061316
nah fuck that, I wanna use hard plastic. Regardless I'm just surprised no one tried to 3D print labo kits and then sell em.
792a0e No.15061331
>>15061308
>code games
I can't stand this fucking buzzword, learn an actual programming language or fuck off. Become the codemonkey.
286c88 No.15061361
>>15061331
For 6-11 year olds, code games are fine. If you're doing that shit after that age then you've got problems.
792a0e No.15061425
>>15061361
But they don't teach actual skills, like the other day I asked my great aunt to put me in a vocation program to help me get a job as the IT guy for a Bank or a clerical gig since she's the wife of a man who's basically the head of a Social services organization. She instead put me in a class filled with retard playing code games on iPads, I completely wasted my time. Oddly enough, the other day when she needed some help in one of her Jewish schools the teacher I was helping out was impressed with how well I got along with the kids and how they were learning so much about how computers work. You'd be terrified to know how many kids don't know how to use a computer, smart phones turned kids into wimps.
1b1734 No.15061498
>It's the Wii Wheel but looks 50 times more retarded
Wew
9780bc No.15061531
>>15061288
>Labo is Nintendo's "Mario Paint" for this generation.
>Tfw Mario Maker was the "Mario Paint" of last generation
>tfw throughout the entire lifespan of the 3ds there was no mario paint games
>tfw all the art academy games are shit and missing features exclusive to other art academy games including basic digital art features such as fucking LAYERS
>tfw no Wario Ware DIY 2
>tfw if we got a Wario Ware DIY 2 all the sharing would be fucked because electronics as babysitters mother's cried about their children being exposed to shit online
9acb18 No.15061550
>>15061200
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I can remember from a video I once saw, many of the stickers they bundle with the cardboard are either slightly magnetic, in order to be registered by the controller, or have to be a certain colour to be registered by the controller.
Because of this, 5c cardboard wouldn't work without those stickers.
c1b776 No.15061553
>>15061425
>But they don't teach actual skills
Have you seen the Labo Garage tools?
They're actually pretty decent. It teaches all the basic logic you need for programming using a simple GUI with physical toys you can make yourself. After that, translating that logic in to a simple scripting language is fairly easy because you already know how to "think" like a programmer even though you haven't actually typed out a line of code yet.
34d9cd No.15061579
>>15061531
>>tfw throughout the entire lifespan of the 3ds there was no mario paint games
>>tfw all the art academy games are shit and missing features exclusive to other art academy games including basic digital art features such as fucking LAYERS
have you tried "Colors! 3D"?
9780bc No.15061581
>>15061579
Wasn't that an early android drawing application that got ported?
Don't really expect it to be that good.
329d20 No.15061602
>>15061252
>smell
i'll defer to nintendo on what things smell like.
their noses are bigger than mine.
34d9cd No.15061609
>>15061581
at least it has layers
70cf29 No.15061650
>>15061553
I have not, I've been mostly waiting for the 3D Printing scene to print out products like motorcycle handle, the house, fishing rod and piano. I'd also like to see the mecha game, but I'd rather have actual controls for a game like that.
1bbb38 No.15062147
>>15061553
What a load of bullshit. "Thinking" like a programmer means jack shit if you don't know the language and having basic algorithm writing "thinking" isn't going to solve very many problems. It's less useful than a "hello world" tutorial.
20a754 No.15062158
>>15061114
The past is boring when we can make fun of people right now that associate with a company that sells cardboard for many many thousands times more than it's worth.
a5bc4a No.15062217
>>15060065
>>15060072
I made a cheaper wii wheel by yanking the car wheel of an abandoned car, digging a wiimote-shaped hole in it and tying rope to it.
I fastened the controller with the rope and it would sit snug in its slot, and it all felt much better than the real thing.
3ac230 No.15062355
>>15060062
Niceu.
>>15060254
This would be good too.
281ee7 No.15062666
>>15061531
Wario Ware DIY is the true Mario Paint spiritual successor. **I want a new modern sequel to it.*
Art Academy design problem is that it's teaching the use of actual art media (paint, pencil, pastel, charcoal) which don't have a undo button or layers in real life (Wii U does have a single undo). I believe the AA spinoffs for Pokemon and Disney have more "digital" tools (and undo) compared the first 3 AA games.
Also Nintendo cancelled another Art Academy sequel called Art Academy: All Stars which would have been Nintendo character themed and included Mario Paint features like music maker and pixel art creator.
8685dd No.15062771
>>15062601
I want klonoa to sit on me
8685dd No.15062791
>>15062786
Simple, English klonoa sounds like a numale, Japanese does not.
34d9cd No.15062900
2d11e9 No.15063245
inb4 Labo becomes the next meme controller to beat dark souls with after the bongos and kinect
c67b6f No.15063488
>>15060146
Shouldn't you be spamming le ebin dabbing bird to trigger Mark?
da0cca No.15066027
>>15060062
>Dogfucking
Post of the year
494401 No.15074134
>>15066027
Is there a video of him actually fucking a dog or does he talk about doing it?
81338b No.15074155
>>15060062
This shit single handedly stopped me from buying a Switch.
da0cca No.15076877
>>15074134
He admits that raping dogs is better than killing them specially if they consent, on his twitter he showed his collection of dildos. Humiliating himself is comedy gold apparently.
bb3b60 No.15076938
>>15060042
So can we use this "functionality" by holding the joycons autistically without using the $80 cardboard?
ff715e No.15077068
>>15061252
>cardboard costs more than plastic
How do you even accomplish that?
cff1ac No.15077192
>>15077068
Well the variety kit also comes with reflective stickers that you put on the cardboard, so the IR from the joycon can see it, that and also string, but it still is overpriced as hell.
281ee7 No.15078571
>>15077068
>High quality durable (and pricey) cardboard (not the cheap stuff we are usually familiar with)
>IR reflective stickers, string, plastic loops as mentioned by >>15077192
>Switch cart with software
>Having to design, test, focus group test, redesign, create 3d instructions for, etc cardboard creations and software
>Designing Labo garage programming interface
>Manufacturing process for cardboard sheets to be punched out
In the end all that time to create this has to add up but they really should have put the initial price of the Labo kits down. Because most people still can't get over the $70 DOLLARS FOR CARDBOARD!? factor. Maybe going with cheaper cardboard would have worked out better.
3dab7a No.15078670
Ninty fans would still buy it if it were $200. They're just that fuckin retarded
3140e0 No.15078673
just use a fucking regular controller
fdf6dd No.15078709
24bc54 No.15078972
>>15074134
He says it's okay as long as the animal consents
>b-but we furfags can totally tell the difference between fiction and reality, it's just fetish! honest!
d6a7d6 No.15079074
>>15078670
>1st pic
Dude I got that shit on sale for fucking 35 euros when it came out as a birthday gift for a friend, I lingered a bit thinking "maybe I should get it for myself too" and then decided against it, I ended up buying for 100 motherfucking euros like a year later because lol scalpers and apparently it was a limited edition. Still it's kinda misleading because in reality it's just the HD collection + a download code for mgs integral (which by the way was already available on psn unlike what the image says) + mgs4 "patched" (which is the same thing as the normal one except you don't have to download the update IF you're connected to the internet) + a pretty cool artbook, all packaged neatly. Not saying it's a ripoff, because if you actually get it for 50 dollars it's definitely a steal, but then again you could probably get the same items on their own and spend the same amount of dosh.
d6a7d6 No.15079113
>>15079074
Adding to this, the HD versions of mgs2 and 3 actually fucked some graphical shit and while they overall run smoother they still suffer from major framedrops and for some fucking reason the loading times are even worse than they were on ps2 which is unexcusable
8f083d No.15079127
494401 No.15079399
>>15078972
Yeah, a lot of furfags really make their communities look bad. That, is no surprise.
08fa03 No.15079589
494401 No.15079705
>>15079693
That was a fucking blast to read
8685dd No.15079728
>>15079113
>for some fucking reason the loading times are even worse than they were on ps2 which is unexcusable
bluray discs lmao
7d2abc No.15079738
Yes yes.
But can you rape it?
24bc54 No.15079740
>>15079693
That is some nuclear autism
508082 No.15079768
>>15079693
I mean, I get that this is an imageboard, but how in the seven seas of fuck do we attract this caliber of autism to a board about discussing videogames?
3dab7a No.15079809
>>15079074
VR Missions wasnt already available on PSN. in fact, I'm p sure you still cant get it through PSN without the code.
>euros
sorry bud, thats youre fault. Legacy can still be found at 1/3 of the local gamestops for $30-50 here in burgerland
19118f No.15079851
>>15079705
>>15079740
>>15079768
Thankfully I managed to archived it before the thread was nuked.
7d2abc No.15079870
And Americans bought a N64 instead of a PlayStation. And a Dreamcast instead of a PS2. Xbox one instead of PS4.
I will stick to being European.
3dab7a No.15079898
>>15079851
I dont even wanna look at it from your guys' reactions… how bad is it
19118f No.15079913
>>15079898
It's just an autism-induced rage spam, anon. Nothing too terrible. Just hilarious.
ea705d No.15080003
>>15079693
That is some really unremarkable manual spam.
494401 No.15081735
>>15080003
It's less about the spam, but rather the butthurt of the anon behind it.
8a861f No.15085136
>>15081735
Unimpressed. Some of y'all believe in imaginary sky gods and virgin whores. Might as well get butthurt over videogames.
19118f No.15085145
34d9cd No.15085158
>>15085145
>truth is edgy
you probably think the holocaust was real, too
494401 No.15088263
>>15085158
Self hating kike
1632b3 No.15088344
>>15085136
>Young Atheists survival guide
>Helping secular students thrive
I bought this, hoping for some knowledge to BTFO the skydaddy worshipers, but instead, each page just had pictures of different kinds of dragon dildos on it.
It most certainly helped me thrive though.
4d2d26 No.15088439
28a8a7 No.15097299
>>15081735
What is that? It looks wrong, somehow. Like, sexual, but implied. Kind of like a subtler H.R. Giger. Please tell me you see it too, anons.
0dab84 No.15097304
>>15097299
It's a fucking penis anon what do you think it is
494401 No.15108436
327641 No.15108472
Nintendo Labo is the epitome of an unbounded consumerist culture. I feel nothing but disgust.