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c85a27 No.15046295

Hey /v/, so I'm working on a game that's like a combination of the old Commandos games or similar RTSes and Payday: The Heist, but in 2D (it might be hard to picture, imagine Gunpoint). But I was thinking, that shit won't get me patreon bux. Can you guys think of any theme or style the game could be done in, to attract those sweet, sweet Patreon bux?

46b757 No.15046302

why would i help you make money


c85a27 No.15046305

>>15046302

why not


46b757 No.15046348

>>15046305

welp, it's a shill.


c85a27 No.15046351

>>15046348

I'm not shilling anything, I don't even have the game done yet. Working on the core mechanics.


5f50e9 No.15046352

Make it a furry game, and then, a few years down the line, when you realize you're prostituting yourself to yiffing subhumans, shoot yourself, and possibly your family as well.


c85a27 No.15046415

>>15046352

How do you make a game into "a furry game"? Just make the characters shitty starfox knockoffs?


913f75 No.15046446

make a kickstarter where the end goal is you kill yourself.


46b757 No.15046447

File: 5a5dce1bf296bbe⋯.jpg (93.26 KB, 850x446, 425:223, rKBKXzv.jpg)


c85a27 No.15046472

>>15046447

Are you trying to call me a kike? I can't be a shill, I don't have a product. Or are you telling me I'm supposed to be shilling the 1998 classic Commandos?


46b757 No.15046479

>>15046472

holy shit shut the fuck up


c85a27 No.15046489

>>15046479

Are you autistic


df53d2 No.15046508

File: e276a32ce5a25f8⋯.jpg (1.25 MB, 1000x1200, 5:6, e276a32ce5a25f8b698f73f72b….jpg)

Make it a furry game where you have to knock down enemies and then have sex with them, hire a decent artist and comission tons of promo material first.

You'll see that money back in less than a week.


3ee328 No.15046522

Take this to the /agdg/ thread dumbass.


c85a27 No.15046526

>>15046522

/agdg/ is about developing games, not marketing them


e33f15 No.15046538

>>15046508

Instead of a Beat Em Up, it could be a Fuck Em Up.


f148a8 No.15046548

File: 1d8a1eddb294b6b⋯.png (8.1 KB, 326x272, 163:136, 1d8a1eddb294b6b57627786839….png)

>>15046538

>Fuck Em Up

has somebody done this before?


54b054 No.15046551

File: 9ae2aee72d2c20a⋯.png (938.53 KB, 717x649, 717:649, ayy man.png)

>>15046538

>Fuck Em Up


5c436a No.15046553

Just advertise blowjobs and that way you have both a product and the means to satisfy your overwhelming faggotry


e33f15 No.15046560

>>15046548

90% on non-VN hentai games are platforming beat em ups


df53d2 No.15046572

>>15046538

Not a Beat em up

I was thinking about Commandos style gameplay where you have to temporarily incapacitate NPCs and then have to fuck them to stop them for good.


c85a27 No.15046597

>>15046572

That would be interesting, the banging could be a factor in timing, and a guard could potentially spot you mid-coitus.


d97c0f No.15046600

>>15046295

>2D

Shit game, good bye.


df53d2 No.15046615

>>15046597

>a guard could potentially spot you mid-coitus.

That would kinda ruin the porn which would likely be CGs


c85a27 No.15046621

>>15046615

It can just be animated sprites. Furries still love that shit.


3b658d No.15046919

File: 26fffec62b82f8f⋯.jpg (134.21 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, adolf niggler.jpg)

>>15046472

>Make thread about getting patreon bux

< I can't be a shill


c85a27 No.15046980

>>15046919

Do you know the definition of shill?


46b757 No.15047279

>>15046295

hey, OP, it's >>15046447. just wanted to let you know i deliberately stopped responding at >>15046489 and deliberately didn't sage because i knew this whole board would shit on you. and they did. have a nice patreon!


429757 No.15047287

>>15047279

Why did you bump this thread?


c85a27 No.15049293

>>15047279

Thanks for letting me know


56a502 No.15049304

>mark deletes proper threads

>this stays up

AMAZING MODERATION MARK YOU FAGGOT


3634c6 No.15049307

>>15046295

I'd play a Commandos style game I guess.


a0b06e No.15049309

>>15046295

Make it a furry RPG adventure.


0b878a No.15049323

File: fb8ab90fdf7b90a⋯.jpg (111.6 KB, 1151x666, 1151:666, 1463173176229.jpg)

File: 82a1258b8ea029b⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1385x3141, 1385:3141, 2017-01-11_01-36-12.png)

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>>15046295

>Can you guys think of any theme or style the game could be done in, to attract those sweet, sweet Patreon bux?

How about you finish one project before you move onto the other? Because that's one thing that will get you patreon bucks. Fucking hate it when people start projects but then leave it in alpha stage. That's such a pajeet thing to do.


c85a27 No.15049331

>>15049304

What's not proper about my thread?

>>15049309

I slept on it, and I'm not sure I really want furries as my main demographic.

You people think a cross between commandos and anime could work?


56a502 No.15049332

File: 84582b4d1603f93⋯.png (11.63 KB, 381x400, 381:400, 84582b4d1603f9344ce05bb050….png)


e812e4 No.15049335

File: 82792f2350bb9c8⋯.png (184.31 KB, 293x362, 293:362, Baiting_nanachi.png)

what a strange bait thread


c85a27 No.15049344

>>15049323

In fact, that's a pretty good idea anon. I could just announce a text-based game and never at all finish it, ever.


8c19d8 No.15049367

File: 75fb0c2d000e992⋯.jpg (18.21 KB, 255x255, 1:1, inspect.jpg)

If it's money you want go to something like /biz/.

Come back when you're serious about making a good game regardless of money involved.


c85a27 No.15049373

>>15049367

I can make good games when I'm making patreon bucks. I've already worked for some big fintech firms and that shit sucks


cdcbf7 No.15049392

>>15046295

You mean like Steamworld Heist?

You're going to have to bootstrap by making a game with a realistic scope for a single person instead of some more ambitious title. Unless your idea blows minds or loads you aren't getting shit from Patreon.


c85a27 No.15049411

>>15049392

A little like Steamworld Heist, but less combat focused. less steampunk-faggy, not turn based. Imagine if Steamworld Heist was the First World Bank level from Payday: The Heist, and you really wanted to stealthily complete the level (because warring with SWAT is, and should be a pain in the balls). So you have to micromanage your guys to make sure they're watching hostages, a couple are cracking the safe/vault, someone is watching the windows, etc etc. It's still a work in progress, but well within the bounds of possiblility for one person.

I know that idea isn't going to get patreon bux so that's why I came here, to ask for some way to trick people into supporting a game. I think I might just not, though - all the successful games are by established developers or troupes of degenerates.


fc2164 No.15049450

You're not going to get Patreon bucks for what you're making. Only liberals throw money away, and they only like non-games.


0b8d07 No.15049452

>>15046548

That's what a good chunk of porn games are made up of. Go look up Final F*ck on DLsite if you want a place to start.

>>15047279

>he doesn't know about IDs


cdcbf7 No.15049509

>>15049411

It sounds alright but nothing that people would go out to support on Patreon, you also need to realize that a lot of people who do dick all and get patreon support at least know people. The only way 8ch is going to help your game get anywhere is if you produce a demo that turns heads here.

>trick people into supporting a game

You work for EA or something. Anyway think of something that is realistically doable and make a demo.




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