>be morbidly obese manchild
>no woman interested in you for decades
>only social outlet is video games
>suddenly become famous on the Internet and rake in beaucoup bucks
>qt 3.14 roastie starts flirting with you
>think it must be true love, rather than an opportunist trying to steal your wealth
>turns out to be an opportunist who was out to steal your wealth
Boogie's not too bright, is he?