/v/ - Video Games

I haven't been really plugged in to the vidya world in about a decade, but I do occasionally talk with friends about what's new. I had to check out /v/ to see if it was true. Literally every game is a sequel to a successful franchise and every single game is full of stronk wymyns. Sad tbh.

Yes, all the new games announced.

>>14982675

>they made Samus' tits smaller

T-they didn't make her butt smaller too d-did they?

probably the daisy and ridley announcement effectively keeping me away from a switch forever now

what e3 event wasnt a huge faggoty mess?

>>14982675

>Anything I missed?

yeah how about no splinter cell after ubisoft blueballs his audience with the wildlands dlc

>>14982675

>furbies

Forgot about those, was that the dumbest normalfag craze?

>>14982675

>>they made Samus' tits smaller

No they didn't, OP. Quit trying to force this meme.

>>14982736

It's only a matter of time, I expect the final version of Samus to be completely flat and androgynous. I don't know why anons are okay for nintendo to censor and be SJWs but every other company would get berated.

>>14982889

How about Beanie Babies and Segways?

http://archive.is/JaTyy

Here is the proper Gamefaqs archive on the translator

>>14982675

>women can be fighters/soldiers/warriors too, shitlord

>they made Samus' tits smaller

Are you tryng to confuse me or something? I don't recall Samus being a dood with big tits.

>>14982953

I think i saw on TV about people taking some european game with horses, maces and balls but using Segways instead of horses so i guess that's still a thing? I wonder what would be the name of a game where you ride horses while trying to bust other doods balls

Outside of a few cherry picks of decent releases:

>EA, Bethesda, Ubisoft, Square, PC Gamer and Sony was overall terrible

>Nintendo was mostly Smash, Yoshi, Metroid, Animal Crossing are nowhere to be found

>Microsoft was game after game but mostly multiplats

>many lacked gameplay and just the usual cinematic flair

>Death Stranding didn't impress, still holding back too much information or it's actually just a walking simulator

>Stronk womyn, diversity and poz everywhere, especially from Ubisoft and Sony, even ugly dykes kissing

>even Samus' tits were smaller

It get's worse every year

>>14982675

>new Kojima game is a fucking walking simulator movie

How was this ever in doubt? When has Kojima ever made anything else?

>disappointed by announced sequels

>disappointed by unannounced, inevitable sequels

Everything the left touches goes creatively bankrupt.

Not really, no, got a few games i'm looking forward to that'll actually release this year, which is more than i can say for the previous years. Nintendo was such a fucking let down though, but these fuckers never bring their A game to E3.

>KH3 looks faggy as fuck

so, basically like every other KH game then

There hasn't been a good E3 this decade.

>>14988354

>Only watched for Smash, was pleasantly surprised; Dark souls SAHMUHRAI and NIOH 2 left me happy DMC 5 and REmake 2 had me excited

>actually looking forward to any of this shit

>reddit cartoon pic

Goon.

>>>/cuckchan/

>>14983061

Polo is the sport you are talking about. It can also be played while riding elephants.

>>14988507

Polo?

>>14982946

Why is gamefaqs filtered

>>14988498

The biggest thing this E3 confirmed is that Japan = EU 2.0. Expect it to become a caliphate by 2023.

>>14988525

Any place with low birthrates and near a Euronation is gonna be a caliphate sadly.

I also learned from e3 that the monguls did invade japan. I didn't know they had boats.

>>14982946

>(((Blaustein)))

The j-dar is tingling.

>>14988525

>>14988535

>>14988617

I knew there was something dangerous about the Olympics being held in a country that openly likes its women to be traditional and feminine. They too, must bend the knee.

>>14988646

The olympics will be the official point of no return. After that will be a series of events in which Japan will be accepting more and more immigrants, up until the point in which they will become the next Sweden. Cuckchan might deny it, but I'm glad this site is redpilled enough to swallow the truth.

>>14988801

Loud and proud people

NIPPON YES!

>>14982675

I had zero expectations as with all E3s for almost an entire decade and this one left me feeling disappointed and upset. Not only was it bad but it's as if the worst of everything is getting a sequel. Consider this:

One of the biggest shitshows was DmC and the endless shilling for The Last of Us. We're getting both at the same time, in sequel format. They're going all in and want to see if we can handle how awful both will be.

>>14988880

>when cuckchanners still deny that the new DMC game isn't literally DmC2

HAHAHAHAHAHA. They're in for a fucking shitwipe. I can't fucking beloeve anyone actually fell for the """"""""""DMC5"""""""""" meme

<P-PULL LE DEBBIL TRIGGERED XDDDDDDD

<HAHAHAHAHAH BASED IS BACK XDDDDDDD

>>14988801

Magical girl Precure anime is now promoting crossdressing men and strawmanning those who oppose it. Traps are shoehorned into fucking everything. It's blatant that Japan is infected, yet so many morons would rather stick their heads in the sand. Ignoring the SJW illness doesn't make it go away.

>>14982675

>>KH3 looks faggy as fuck

So like the rest of the Kingdom Hearts series then.

>>14988914

Fucking seriously. It's THAT FUCKING BAD. They're so fucked.

Need I fucking mention the fact that the new Fire Emblem is having niggers shoehoened into it?

>>14988880

Based anon shedding light on the DMC5DmC2 scam.

>>14988914

It's all fucked. Glad there are some people on this board who understand. The pozzing is already blatantly obvious with the current animes coming out.

JAPAN = EU 2.0

NIPPON YES

Nah it was ok, better than last year

While we didn't get any new games Todd actually was alright on stage this year and enjoyable even if the games were shit and we got Metal Wolf Chaos and now we know Cyberpunk has a date Nothing on bonerlord though

I honestly don't remember any game anounced at E3 2017

>>14982675

It hasn't been good in years you stupid cuck, when are you fags going to learn?

I don't know where all you blackpilled faggots came from, but you all need to go back.

>>14989217

Fuck off Reddit

>>14989221

No.

>>14989228

you admitted it

>>14989194

And it was always objectively wrong. Trapfags need to die. That you faggots in denial have been trying to trick people for years doesn't make you right. Or would you like to argue that trannies are beautiful and completely natural just because some morons have been claiming that for years?

>>14989232

Not really.

You wouldn't be even able to recognize one.

>>14989273

Well honestly can't really see how one can have hope in this age especially in videogames

>>14989276

>Sony

Get fucked nig

>>14988570

Daily reminder that (((Blaustein))) defended the Silent Hill HD Collection.

>>14989297

Why though?

Personally videogames these days for me are both too complex but also too simple

>>14989275

I don't have exactly hope either in it, but West will probably collapse faster than Japan will get pozzed to Sweden tier.

I think it was slightly less disappointing than last year, actually.

PC Gayming show was better than usual, somehow, probably only thanks to SEGA. EA was absolute garbage, and Sony was pozzed to hell, but Microsoft (suprisingly) delivered something better.

Well, if I think about it, I have no games to look forward to other than a few ports, so maybe it was a bad E3 for games after all.

Not even close. The state of anonions this year nigh worse than ever. Bully every single pig steel animal wherever they come in your headlights.

>All these (1) and dones

You're not fooling anyone reddit.

>>14990232

Indeed. I decided to give cuckchan a visit and wanted to throw up at the sight of those fucking goons actually lapping up the garbage presented to them this year.

They unironically fucking had hope for anything that is coming out in the future. They actually look forward to DmC2.

They have betrayed what the chans stood for in the beginning. That's why I'm loyal to this place.

>>14982880

MGS1 is the worst MGS game. That game has downright shitty gameplay compared to any of the sequels.

>>14982675

>giving a shit about E3

Vidya has been ruined by soyfags, normalfags, and jews. I am psyched about the new FromSoft game though. How are you faggots not?

>>14990312

>battlepozzed

>Mario Party 10.1

Goon.

>/cuckchan/

>>14990305

It's people like you that make 8chan actually worth visiting. Shills at cuckchan would never accept you.

>disappointing

You have to have some sort of hope beforehand for this to happen. So no, it was just equally uninteresting as any e3 ever.

>>14982675

>literally no new games announced whatsoever

What is Ghost of Tsushima?

What is Sekiro?

>>14982905

Oh look, it's the nintendo shill from that other thread about Samus' tits being shrunk.

>>14988914

First of all, I'm not defending traps or faggotry with this post, I'm just trying to explain the western vs Japanese mindset on this subject.

Traps were always a part of Japanese culture, the difference between their views on faggotry and that of (((the west))) is that the Japs realise that it's fucking weird and see it as a purely sexual thing. I think this can be found in Chinese culture as well. In the west however, people regard it as its own ideology and completely want to destroy the differences between men and women. This probably has something to do with the fact that the Japanese mindset was never constricted (as much) by religious rules like in the west, the west however was ruled for centuries by christkikery but when they were finally relieved of it, it's like they could not handle their new-found freedom and went full retard.

This is something that Nietzsche warned us about in the past: normalfags were only able to behave like sane individuals in the past due to religion and fear of eteral punishment keeping them in line. When they abonded religion they no longer had these restrictions but because they are still retarded normalfags that cannot keep their natural instrincts in check on their own this weakness of theirs was abused by the kikes which lead us to the world of today.

>>14988880

>DmC2

Oh fuck no

>B-BUT IT'S NOT MADE BY LE NINJA THEORY SO IT CANT BE DmC2 XDDDDD

So? They still keep the shitty artstyle from DmC and the same casual floaty combat. It's DmC.

>>14990449

Honestly i don't like what you're memeing. Being against degeneracy =/= being racist nationalist desiring for racial dominance and power for his nation.

>>14988801

Until the Yakuza starts waging a street war against the shitskins.

>literally no new games announced whatsoever

What about 50 new games for Xbox 1?

>>14990481

>Being anti-racist isn't degenerate

WEW

I'm not even sure what you're arguing but you have to go back

>>14990481

>Honestly i don't like what you're memeing

ok

>>14989293

Blaustein is a kike, his sister was a "hermaphrodite" that played Meouth in the 4kids Pokemon dub but I bet the bastard was just a tranny.

>>14989276

>single player games are being kept alive by Sony

Have you not touched a Nintendo console for a decade?

Also Sony is openly ridiculed for pushing shallow cinematic experiences for a reason, you can hardly call their output "games"

>>14991033

MAKE

TITS

YUGE

AGAIN

>>14990267

>Going to cuckchan

I don't know what you expected.

>>14990232

Chan culture will die out with us, we're the last of our kind anon.

>>14982675

>>14982675

E3 is always a shitshow, we all just pay attention to it so much to watch the train wreck because it's funny

>DMC 5 looks good

>Smash 5 looks good, far superior to 4

>new Fire Emblem has Langrisser vibes

>Multiple good looking mech games

Fuck your pessimism, I thought it was a good E3

>>14988914

while japan is not inmunte to SJWs as most anons think, i think their main problem with degeneracy comes from somewhere else entierly, i doubt there's an active push for that stuff from obnoxious social studies busybodies, there's just a metric fuck ton of people pushed into being social outcast, so many in fact that they became mainstream, and megacorps profit on these them further pushing the boundaries of degeneracy to bait neets harder, and neets in turn become even more degenerates themselves. it's a never ending cicle, but it's not pushed by the educatiin sistem as far as i'm aware

>>14991521

>I thought it was a good E3

>>14991546

>objectively

>when you can't even pirate it to play right now

Nah. Fuck off.

>>14982675

>literally no new games announced whatsoever

Anything I missed?

quite a bit actually

>>14991559

All out of arguments? You do know the definition of "objectively" right? Stupid faggot. You can't say it's objective unless you can actually defend it. Kill yourself.

>>14991593

If you can't fucking link or say anything then it's not objective. Dumb fuck. All I'm seeing is you bitching and not actually supporting your view. Sick of defeatist niggers.

>>14982675

You also had:

>The next Fallout game being a Rust clone

>Elder Scrolls on mobile phones

>ANOTHER FUCKING C&C MOBILE GAME

>A complete fucking retcon of Star Control

>Oh, but there's a new Doom game, so that's ok I guess.

Sad face

>>14991567

>channers

I'll be in the real bunker

Time to stop playing video games and start training with your funz, gentlemen. The demographic point of no return is upon us, and every E3 from here on out will only get worse.

>>14991624

Every e3 has been getting worse anon, this is just the point where it's become obvious to everyone.

>>14991451

>>14991537

>>14991550

>>14991588

Chan culture will never 'die', it will just move somewhere else. When 4chan was dying people moved here, when this place dies people will just move somewhere else.

>this thread

>channers

>muh rage XD

Unironically go back to reddit. This is the most newfaggot pathetic thread I've seen on this board in a long time. Trying this hard to ((fit in))

>>14991664

Niggers

>>14991659

Exactly. As sad as it sounds, we're basically the gypsies of the internet.

>>14991521

>Scalebound's protagonist and Ozzy Osbourne's power hour looks good

To each their own i guess, no matter how wrong they may be

>>14990312

>wanting anything from Atlus after how shit Persona 5 was

>Persona 5

>shit

Fuck off goon, here’s your (You) that you so desperately want, now leave.

I think this year was a little better than last year, but it was still pretty bad.

>bethesda being bethesda, but with real life toddposting (and the mobile game can sort of be fun)

>AC:Odissey with female Odysseus (i am only """""hyped""""" for this game due to the scarcity of ancient greece action games)

>cyberpunk 2077 is probably going to be good

>death stranding, postman simulator

>the 2 samurai games looked pretty good

>KH3

<nintendo conference was absolutely pointless

<the pozz kept creeping with muh strong wymin and muh autistic lesbian games

<2 hours of suffering in the ubisoft conference, with the exception above

<microsoft is disgusting

<strategy games are dead

<no SMT V

>>14991744

>>AC:Odissey with female Odysseus (i am only """""hyped""""" for this game due to the scarcity of ancient greece action games)

My money is on Ubisoft obsessing over Greek homosexuality. It's probably the only reason why they chose Ancient Greece as a setting.

>>14991757

Oh, definitely, i can already see a whole quest chain surrounding faggotry and degeneracy, not to mention the desecration of the gods.

Don't be fooled though, i am never giving them a single shekel for a pozzed game, i will most certainly pirate it.

At least greece probably won't be full of niggers, since apparently Aesop was in one of those trailers, and the current leftist agenda is that Aesop was actually a nigger, and he was white-ish ingame.

>>14991789

>the current leftist agenda is that Aesop was actually a nigger

Fuck me, I hadn't heard that one. WE TOLD STORIES N SHEEEEIT sounds even more retarded than WE WUZ KANGZ.

Dragon Quest XI is the only game I'm really excited for. The Samurai game looks interesting just because I'm a history autist. The Mongol's failed invasion of Japan is an odd historical event to base a game on, though. IIRC Japan's victory was mostly due to a storm wiping out most of the Mongol's ships. If they wanted to make a game where you fought Mongols, the Hungarians repelling them in 1285 or the Battle of Kulikovo would make for a more interesting game in my opinion.

>>14991757

>>14991809

Just an complement, the island that serves as your "base" is goin to be Mykonos. Look at what i found in wikipedia about that island:

>Mykonos's nickname is The island of the winds.[2][3] Tourism is a major industry and Mykonos is well known for its vibrant nightlife and for being a gay-friendly destination with many establishments catering for the LGBT community.[4][5][6]

It's the same thing with that Siwa place in AC:Origins. I havent touched that game to see if they acted on it, though.

>>14991757

I bet they'll make Socrates (or worse, Plato) a butt pirate, and completely leave his wife and kids out of the game.

no

i doubt they're getting more disappointing

it just feels stronger because it happened yesterday rather than last year

>>14982675

All E3 are disappointing since the very first one. E3 is just a front for corporate shilling.

Wait for games to be pirated or emulated to start even remotely getting interested in any of the releases. This way you won't waste your money on corporations, and won't have to pay to acquire fun and entertainment.

>>14982905

They did, you piece of shit corporate shill.

>>14982946

Worse. Kojimbo is a fraud that never worked on anything that he is credited for.

>>14983309

>>14990232

>>14991506

This.

>>14988354

Fuck off, soyboy goon.

>>14988801

Not really. Glorious Nippon will pretend to be pozzed, and then go back to being cool. Then, niggers and other shitskins, as well as the deformed kikes will start to "misteriously commit suicide", and the japanese government will be "baffled" (laughing alongside the rest of us) by that.

>>14989217

>>14989276

>>14989361

Corporate shills being impotent again. You won't be able to make more people buy your games. But we will make even less people buy them.

>>14990285

Nah. It is fun. And that makes it the best one in the whole franchise.

>>14990312

Fuck off, goon. One single leftist game makes everything shit that must never receive any money at all.

>>14990486

All shit. So, no games.

>>14991521

Fuck your stupidity. All of them look shit. And most, if not all, will be shit.

>>14991585

Your are objectively shit. As all games shown in this E3.

>>14991588

Nah. It will grow bigger and turn normalfags to our side. It is already happening, and fast. That is why redditors and soyboys are trying to infiltrate the place. They are losing normalfags to us.

>>14991631

Mass killings changes that quickly. Chill out.

>>14991685

Why move to someplace else? Ban shilling right here, on the whole board.

>>14982675

>>women can be fighters/soldiers/warriors too, shitlord

Gotta be honest, I was pretty fucking annoyed during the For Honor trailer when the knight took of its helmet and revealed it was a girl, and I don't even play that fucking game.

>>14992179

>one-sentence replies to to twenty people

>detailed

>>14982675

>they made Samus' tits smaller

The soyim were literally defending this in another thread.

>sizable tits are oppressive!

>here, have some stronk wymyn and Africans, they were the true Brits and won WW2 against those EVIL naughtzees :^)

>>14992193

Its still more than what you would find in Cuckchan.

>>14992193

>one-sentence replies

They are called paragraphs, don't you know? :::^^^)))

>>14988525

>>14988974

What the fuck are you talking about and why are you spamming this is every thread with (1)s?

>>14992142

Imagine being this fucking retarded and defensive of a nation where cuckoldry is the most popular fetish.

>>14982675

>new Kojima game is a fucking walking simulator movie

This has always been the case though, Kojima never made anything with gameplay.

>literally no new games announced whatsoever

Nioh 2.

>>14992142

Autism. Would someone get this hothead outta here?

No, e3's been a disappointment for like 10 years straight at least.

>>14993877

>I honestly don't understand is Bethesda's line of thinking regarding the Skyrim: Very Special Edition for Alexa.

It's just a joke. It's just a few lines of codes and dialogue, wouldn't hurt.

>dyke drama no one cares about

oh you'd be surprised, i had the naughty dog IDF come after me in youtube comments yesterday.

Good thread.

The only thing I was inspired to Buy after the Sony conference was a 6 string Banjo.

maybe