e54032 No.14981138
Forget Ridley or whatever else you're mad about.
They shrank her tits.
I'm fucking pissed.
2e6d32 No.14981162
Now they look like her normal tits. wew
e54032 No.14981197
Her tits were so fucking big and beautiful.
Now she is flat like a pancake.
I want to cry.
50db94 No.14981208
3a92b5 No.14981212
3f6050 No.14981263
Show me an actual side by side in the same pose.
501b5e No.14981277
They looked fake before, new ones look better and munchier.
0696d3 No.14981288
That's fine. Samus in-game isn't for lewd so I don't want to think about it then.
2e6d32 No.14981294
Not even a DFC fag. The new tits look better
Bigger =/= Better
88e105 No.14981311
>>14981277
>munchier
Do you bite tits?
7d102f No.14981322
>>14981138
>>14981197
They look absolutely the same you autistic faggot
f2b077 No.14981337
>>14981162
landwhales jealous of videogame characters are not allowed on 8chan
2e6d32 No.14981370
>>14981337
>Not liking fake looking tits make me a landwhale
e54032 No.14981399
Flat flat flat
Nusamus is so flat
146fb9 No.14981417
>>14981138
>cucks will buy this anyway
43d802 No.14981423
>>14981399
>that torso
>left the ass alone
wew
7d102f No.14981445
>>14981399
Looks the same, dipshit faggot OP. Enjoy your ban.
052301 No.14981484
>>14981138
I bet this will really throw off her balance.
2fdea3 No.14981488
>>14981138
I think they fucked her face too
e54032 No.14981503
I guess Ridley was so big, they had to shrink something else to fit her into the game
0168e5 No.14981514
>>14981138
They look the same, dude. It's the angle.
e0f48f No.14981518
>>14981399
>that
>flat
Take your autism elsewhere
8f70c4 No.14981537
>>14981294
>Bigger =/= Better
this is wrong
8f70c4 No.14981547
>>14981417
>implying we won't download it for free
d404a9 No.14981559
>>14981546
Don't take this away from me,i want to fuck a space dragon
d90f0c No.14981578
So, how many nip games got de-titified this year again?
Why are SJWs still alive?
8bf89a No.14981581
>>14981559
Is there even any female Ridley fanart?
668068 No.14981598
Flatchest has always been superior to ugly melon sacks. I'm surrounded by closeted gays overcompensating.
458e89 No.14981600
>>14981138
>"HER TITS ARE 2% SMALL, NOW, THIS SHIT IS TOTALLY UNPLAYABLE, FUCK NINTENDO AND FUCK GAMING"
Autistic retards that do this stupid shit like you do nothing but giving more ammo to the fucking cultural marxists tu use against the "toxic mhusoggykneestic cis male gamers" to keep pushing fucking degeneracy like that godawful TLOU sequel.
Kill yourself and stop wasting oxygen.
2e6d32 No.14981616
>>14981537
Behold your preference
e1ae3b No.14981633
>>14981566
>a pose where the chest is pushed out, and thus the tits made to look big, is the same as a slightly hunched over pose from a different angle
Please kill yourself, OP
8bf89a No.14981645
>>14981598
Breasts of all sizes are good, even if smaller ones are usually better. The best ones of course are the ones that belong to your waifu.
e0f48f No.14981653
>>14981566
They definitely got smaller, but the first pic is just super unrealistic within a tight body suit. Tits get compressed in one, that is fact, the second pic would be more accurate.
d404a9 No.14981656
>>14981399
Look at that ASS
3f6050 No.14981679
>>14981566
Show the same pose faggot. Otherwise it just looks like you're gaming the shots.
c5c180 No.14981681
>>14981559
You want to fuck a dude space dragon.
e0140a No.14981723
>>14981399
Is this a male echo fighter?
7d102f No.14981730
>>14981679
He is gaming the shots because OP is a massive faggot who likes to fake outrage for attention
e0140a No.14981748
>>14981633
>being tittyblind
You should just end it.
89d017 No.14981752
>>14981138
That's a shame.
d404a9 No.14981761
e0140a No.14981768
>>14981600
>caring about optics
You should join them, soysack.
7d102f No.14981774
>>14981748
>says the guy who has probably never even grabbed a pair of bare tits before
c593e7 No.14981777
>this low-effort false flag
looking forward to seeing the screencap on every "heh gamers" fag's account
35e035 No.14981789
>>14981598
It depends on the style. Samus clearly was designed as Brazzers like bombshell:
>plenty of everything
Not like cutie pixie.
e0140a No.14981800
>>14981774
>posts capeshit of large musclemen
So you're a faggot on top of it. Sad!
6daeab No.14981821
cowtits btfo
cutting boards 4 life
014566 No.14981835
>>14981800
Okay kid, time to go back to reddit. I'm sure you got your screencaps for /r/8chan already
e54032 No.14981843
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Shrunken tits. Flattened her. Ran her over with a steamroller.
0ac871 No.14981863
501b5e No.14981887
Is she still wearing those retarded yellow heels?
014566 No.14981895
>>14981843
>>14981857
Still looks the same, dipshit
4f49f4 No.14981899
Good Samus is about the ASS
c462cf No.14981921
>>14981616
we can do better!
56e49e No.14981925
e0140a No.14981947
>>14981835
You're the faggot that wants to know about a man's sex life in a thread about tits. I'm sure pride month is in full swing over there, budy.
2fdea3 No.14981958
>>14981857
I could forgive the breasts if they hadn't fucked her face up.
bd13e1 No.14982001
>>14981947
>getting this mad you keep getting blown the fuck out
4f49f4 No.14982002
>>14981948
Remember when people knew Samus wasn't for sexual and trashed an entire game because it made Samus a weepy submissive little bitch
Prime 1 Samus a best, Zero Suit was a mistake
bd13e1 No.14982005
8bd083 No.14982012
The size changes a little throughout the trailer. They did get a tiny bit smaller, yes. On the other hand, she is still stunningly attractive.
2d87a7 No.14982056
>>14982002
>Prime 1 Samus
>Not Fusion Samus reminiscing about Adam and probably having a domination fetish because of it
e71c54 No.14982066
They needed to make space for Ridley, something had to be smaller.
2e6d32 No.14982087
>>14982002
>non metroid fans would shit on me for disliking nu samus
>these same people would complain about nu Donte
d36d07 No.14982106
b74191 No.14982110
>>14981559
>>14981761
>Not wanting to get fucked by a male space dragon
8bd083 No.14982134
>>14982002
Prime 1 Samus was ok, her face is just off. It also looks like a 1000-yard stare a little.
0168e5 No.14982137
>>14982056
>tfw when you're not dominating a hot bounty hunter
d404a9 No.14982142
8bd083 No.14982148
>>14982137
> facebook frog
0168e5 No.14982186
>>14982148
Only sadface pic I got, mang…
1d32d1 No.14982286
Looks like OP abandoned his shit thread
8bd083 No.14982325
0168e5 No.14982338
>>14982286
Because OP has been proven wrong and he's fleeing back to his hole..
8bd083 No.14982367
>>14982338
I get why he made the thread. They definitely looked smaller, but I doubt that they actually made them smaller. I hope when the game has been released that someone takes t-posed screenshots in order to calculate if there is any change in breast volume.
47e7a6 No.14982379
>>14982134
>It also looks like a 1000-yard stare a little.
Which actually fits for a Bounty Hunter that faces off against genetic horrors all the time tbh.
0f6b7b No.14982394
Good, maybe you guys will leave my wife alone now. She's for me only.
264109 No.14982429
2fdea3 No.14982446
Samus' face was perfect in Smash 4, why did they have to ruin it?
bfdc4c No.14982471
>>14982429
>puffy vulva
>smooth curves
>ass
I aint even mad about the suit-compressed tits. they looked stupid as shit before.
b74191 No.14982478
>>14982142
>He isn't gay
lol faggot
38aeb0 No.14982502
47e7a6 No.14982506
>>14982446
I don't mind since Smash 4 was already ruined as a game.
ca87ef No.14982534
89d017 No.14982573
>>14982446
I want her to step on me.
e54032 No.14982579
>>14982338
Anyone with a working pair of eyes can plainly, clearly see that Samus' tits are smaller now, it's obvious.
34e5fd No.14983097
>shrunk her tits
>made her ass bigger
Titfags BTFO
2dc475 No.14983112
Could be to get into EVO.
Which baffles the mind- since you can't see shit with how far the camera is panned back.
Not to mention Paulutena's stripper pole taunt and all of Bayonetta.
c7afca No.14983115
less hurtbox, anon. That makes her stronger defensively
09b830 No.14983156
>>14983097
YOU'RE AN ASSFAG? ONLY NIGGERS AND A-RABS LIKE ASSES. YOU DON'T SPEAK ARABIC, SO THAT KIND OF NARROWS IT DOWN, DON'T IT?
DO YOU STEAL BIKES?
ee8fc8 No.14983223
>>14983209
What a shit taste you have, 3rd one is fat as fuck.
0ac871 No.14983225
Here, happy?
Because Snake is in the game Sakurai can keep upskirts again.
09b830 No.14983233
>>14983223
HE'S A NIGGER, OF COURSE HE HAS SHIT TASTE.
3c9d99 No.14983274
looks like those jap devs working closely with the treehouse is really starting to show.
47e7a6 No.14983284
>>14983209
Get better shit faggot.
3de46f No.14983287
>>14981138
I don't get it either. There's no logic to it.
If vaginas and big breasts are signs of womanhood and femininity (similar to how a big dick is a sign of manhood and masculinity), then why make Samus less of a woman by reducing something (her breasts) that makes her a woman in the first place? It just doesn't make any sense.
2dc475 No.14983290
>>14983225
That does surprise me. of all the shit that'd get culled first- upskirt would be my bet.
2b732d No.14983308
>>14981399
eww, she looks like a trap with strong pectorals instead of a woman.
1fd700 No.14983334
>>14983225
>Playing with friends
>Someone pauses for a second on that frame
>You know why
d698ad No.14983352
>>14983209
Might that be photoshopped? any pixel experts around to confirm
5d3955 No.14983356
>>14981138
What difference does it make when the fan "artists" will keep giving her balloon tits anyway?
c6ce61 No.14983372
>/v/ is full of such loser virgins that they'll skip out on a game they would otherwise enjoy because one character doesn't look like a fapbaiting whore
Jesus Christ, you wanna talk about how niggers are savages then bitch and moan and scream when something doesn't appeal to your base desires. Grow some dignity or neck yourselves, degenerates.
0b7dc4 No.14983377
>>14983287
Not every woman has breasts and a vagina, bigot. Love wins!
8b86bf No.14983396
>>14981138
they should have made her completely flat..
8bd083 No.14983407
67d8dc No.14983429
>>14983407
Huge tiddie tomboys are the best
89d017 No.14983432
>>14983407
I don't think you know what that word means.
f2b077 No.14983496
>>14981518
you must be a fat ugly woman or a super-nintard to have such a retarded opinion
f2b077 No.14983510
>>14981948
>>nu/v/ will defend this
>
>You nintendrones will eat up any sjw shit, as long as it's from nintendont
/thread
8bd083 No.14983611
>>14983432
Sorry anon, I was being retarded. And with that, I meant :^)
5d3955 No.14983613
>>14983385
>2DPD
Is this the sort of meme /pol/ comes up with these days?
47e7a6 No.14983638
>>14983510
They're defending Smash 4 as a good game. That should be proof enough.
>>14983581
>those files
You really aren't in any position to judge.
>>14983613
>being this new
18289a No.14983676
b4c6af No.14983709
>>14981138
Gonna flood Sakurai's twitter with blonde IG fitness models until he makes Samus thicc again.
47e7a6 No.14983729
>>14983709
Old fit Samus was lean, not buff.
8e409b No.14983762
>>14982002
Someone post the comic where Samus shits herself
a30492 No.14983783
Daily reminder that Metroid would have been forgotten where it not for the fap material. That's all Samus is.
Any game that is only remembered because of fap material is a shit game that cannot stand on it's own merits.
8bd083 No.14983802
<<14983783
> im FUCKING plying
Good bait though,however, I'm not giving you my (you).
e52a44 No.14983811
SMH, cry me a river, shitlords. You loser alt-right incels just can't stand to see a female character with realistic body expectations 😂.
d698ad No.14983845
7d4ad9 No.14983847
>>14981857
They took a brick to her face though.
742e41 No.14983893
47e7a6 No.14983899
Can we merge this thread with the Smash thread? I see no reason to have a duplicate when the OP is nothing but spazzing.
10e8b4 No.14983901
>>14981138
I would've thought you faggots would be more upset about Snake's bulge being removed
ef845e No.14983910
>>14981653
>super unrealistic within a tight body suit
As if anything in the game is realistic to begin with, idiot.
That was bodysuits are for.
2e6d32 No.14983976
>>14983967
What I damage controlling?
bd64eb No.14983980
>>14983811
>Ubisoft E3 Presentation Tier Bait
>>14983783
Metroid didn't become fap material until fucking Brawl, you faggot.
89d017 No.14983982
>>14983938
god i wish that were me
5b1ebe No.14984016
a860ca No.14984046
aab0fe No.14984053
>>14983938
>yfw it's literally Sarah Bryant model with a zero suit
>it's not really Samus
Samus is pure, stop it.
2e6d32 No.14984056
>>14983980
>>14983938
Regardless of ger cannon proportions, this will never not make me hard.
bd64eb No.14984098
>>14984053
Hoh?
>>14983982
You shouldn't want to titwank other dudes, dude.
10e8b4 No.14984101
>>14984046
>same id
>4 minutes apart
I don't know where you came from but you need to go back there.
18289a No.14984149
>>14984098
Why is metroid just watching?
bd64eb No.14984172
>>14984149
Because she's a girl.
8e409b No.14984187
0341c5 No.14984206
177b4e No.14984210
>>14983967
It's been getting real bad lately across several boards.
47e7a6 No.14984218
>>14984098
>that skin mapping
Jesus fuck end yourself. I've seen better animations in gmod.
bd64eb No.14984219
>>14984187
Why you griefing me, famalamadingdong?
483a00 No.14984265
What is Samus's cannon tit size? They should be whatever that is.
47e7a6 No.14984294
>>14984265
Depends on the game she's in. It varies between Metroid titles but she's usually a mid C cup.
5d3955 No.14984368
>>14984265
I can't imagine Nintendo ever revealing the three sizes of any of their female characters.
47e7a6 No.14984377
>>14984368
I can't imagine why they would need to. Half the time they aren't wearing enough for you to not be able to figure it out yourself.
5d3955 No.14984408
>>14984377
You do know what I mean by three sizes, right? It's not something you can just figure out by looking.
77950a No.14984451
>getting mad because her boobs are smaller
The absolute state of cumbrains.
47e7a6 No.14984457
>>14984408
You don't? Are you really going to assume that there aren't enough autists out there who can go into their character model meshes and measure them that way? Shit I bet there's people doing it right now with the E3 trailers.
f9c0bf No.14984484
>>14981311
>do you bite tits
are you a virgin?
90d699 No.14984530
bcc577 No.14984542
NINTENDO CONFIRMED FOR SOY INFESTED
2700f2 No.14984556
>All this 3DPD
Man, Summer and E3 really does attract normalfags.
77950a No.14984568
>>14984530
Literally grow up.
8bd083 No.14984572
47e7a6 No.14984581
>>14984556
>being this much of a homo
The 3DPD only meme is stale as fuck because people actually took it seriously.
5d3955 No.14984584
>>14984457
Three sizes aren't the sort of thing you just leave to chance. Outside of official statements, it's something you need measuring tape to accurately measure.
47e7a6 No.14984603
>>14984584
>Outside of official statements, it's something you need measuring tape to accurately measure.
You can get roughly within an inch of margin I'm sure. You underestimate how easy it is to do this with some simple know how.
>>14984587
3DPD only meme only applies when you get a gf. Both of those images in that pic are exactly the same when you think about the fact that you don't have to interact with either of them.
90d699 No.14984621
>>14984568
>getting assblasted over someone liking females
<literally
<grow up
Get back to your hugspace reddit, whiny bitch
47e6a1 No.14984623
All interest gone. All they had to do was add some more polygons.
At least I'll have the good model saved forever
177b4e No.14984634
>>14984568
I advise you to kill yourself my fellow gamer.
77950a No.14984639
>>14984621
>>14984634
What're you gonna do? Report me?
2700f2 No.14984643
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>>14984603
>Defending 3DPD images
Normalfag.
8bd083 No.14984645
>>14984623
Are you the one who made all those reaction images? I love those.
90d699 No.14984661
>>14984639
Prepare your ass for massive bullying, little nigger
bcc577 No.14984677
84d913 No.14984715
>>14981399
no matter your opinion on the tits,it is an objective truth that this is an awful fucking model, and whoever made it should be drawn and quartered.
d04c88 No.14984730
>>14981417
I only see smash apologists that dont care as long as they get their new game.
d8bf14 No.14984777
>>14981370
I like big tits but that chink you keep posting is a ugly pig.
47e7a6 No.14984778
>>14984643
>so autistic he can't enjoy both
Casual
2700f2 No.14984793
>>14984778
Whatever you say, normalfag.
e54032 No.14984821
>>14984741
Please post more, or link me to a place where I can find all of them
47e7a6 No.14984826
>>14984793
Normalfags don't enjoy both newfag. Nice try though.
2700f2 No.14984840
>>14984826
>I-I'm not a normalfag
3D is PD for a reason.
5d3955 No.14984845
>>14984826
PD stands for Pig Disgusting for a reason. They don't deserve our attention.
d8bf14 No.14984886
>>14984581
>>14984587
>>14984840
The 3DPD meme is essential for legal reasons so that Loli fags don't evolve to become full blown pedophiles.
47e6a1 No.14984901
>>14984821
All my crap is posted on >>>/vp/2858 the last 10 or so posts is not me, I take no responsibility but I haven't posted anything there in ages.
8b6d21 No.14984905
>>14984778
>3. pic
That hip-to-waist ratio. Is this a trick of perspective, her posture, something else. It just looks like too much.
e54032 No.14984909
>>14984901
Do you take requests?
47e6a1 No.14984958
>>14984909
I could do something simple right now.
>>14984926
I love splashbrush
d04c88 No.14984969
>>14984886
*so that basement weebs don't go and get jailed for sex assault
FTFY
d8bf14 No.14984972
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>>14984958
yeah Splasbrush is comfy
8bd083 No.14984977
>>14984958
Splashbrush is pure gold
0636d8 No.14984989
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT HER ZERO SUIT APPEARANCE? THE POWER SUIT IS STILL THE OTHER M DESIGN. FUCK YOU SAKURAI. STOP SUCKING SAKAMOTO'S DICK.
7d4ad9 No.14985000
>>14984972
This art is shit. don't ever post it again.
e54032 No.14985017
>>14984958
I'm imagining Sm4sh Samus pointing and laughing at new Samus's smaller, flatter chest. So, two Samus models, one of them with smaller tits.
Is it possible to resize the breasts on these models, or does it just not work that way?
aab0fe No.14985025
>>14984098
>>14984172
As I said, this model is ripped from Sarah Bryant, it's not Samus, it's just a slut with a zero suit. Samus is pure.
2700f2 No.14985036
>>14985024
Okey dokey, normalfag.
db769b No.14985038
>>14981138
>Complaining about breast size
>Not about the lack of abs
>Meme spacing
aab0fe No.14985060
>>14985025
Forgot the proof.
47e6a1 No.14985075
>>14985017
Not this model unfortunately. Many other models have boob bones, which mean the size can be scaled, but this Samus model doesn't.
>>14985025
>porn makers use Sarah Bryant model as Samus
>mfw I get the Sarah porn I never ever would've gotten otherwise
a2b6fa No.14985111
e20200 No.14985113
>>14981789
What game is that?
1d446c No.14985131
>>14985092
>>14985098
BOTH OF YOU KEEP ON GOING
db769b No.14985134
>>14985092
>having this much 3DPD shit saved on your computer
Fucking stop embarrassing yourself faggot, this shit only confirms that you are not from here, your shit reeks of cuckchan's /b/
e54032 No.14985135
>>14984958
Ah, okay. How about this, then:
One Samus model pointing at laughing at another Samus model's chest. The idea is to pose the models and choose the camera angles so that one of them looks more flat than the other one. (Maybe the flat one could be clutching her chest defensively, so the viewer can't really tell that it's actually an identical model.)
But if it's not possible, I understand.
2d87a7 No.14985141
>>14983709
>6ft 2in
>200 pounds
DATS A HUGE BITCH
2700f2 No.14985142
>>14985134
He's a normalfag. He feels the need to justify is 3DPD shit.
2d87a7 No.14985155
>>14985142
But anon, how are you going to create more people who have good taste in vidya and manga, and thus prevent both industries from becoming more cancerous, without having children?
e54032 No.14985157
Who. Can. Fucking. Deny it.
8bd083 No.14985162
>>14985141
Are you smaller than Samus, anon?
2700f2 No.14985170
>>14985155
Tell 3DPD to stop being so shit.
2d87a7 No.14985173
>>14985162
I am extremely average in my size and build, so yes. This has the upshot of making it really easy to find clothes I like that fit me.
8bd083 No.14985181
>>14985157
Yeah, that is quite a difference. 4's tits are pushed up though, that is usually not how tits work. But in terms of volume, that is a noticeable difference.
c60ba8 No.14985191
WOW just wow no words for this
9a4e4c No.14985203
>>14985038
I can complain about all of it thank you very much.
5d3955 No.14985209
>>14985155
>thus prevent both industries from becoming more cancerous, without having children?
Do you have a solution that isn't kicking the can down the road?
2700f2 No.14985224
>>14985178
>Get an arguement for why it's shit first casual.
>Narcissistic
>Divorce rates
>Hypergamy
>Feminism
>Manipiulators
>Gossipers
>Aging
>Probably cheats
>Thinks if she could do better the moment she's hooked up
>Pretends to love you, but only wants your money
d8f055 No.14985244
>He can only get it up to 2D fictional pixel drawings
d7a5eb No.14985277
>>14985224
Do all of these things apply for your mother/sister too?
47e7a6 No.14985295
>>14985278
Forgot to spoiler. My bad.
d0d8ce No.14985299
>>14985244
>falling for 3D tricks
2d87a7 No.14985311
>>14985209
Changing a culture doesn't happen over night. It's literally a war of attrition where everyone has to play their part. Having children is the easiest way to contribute since nearly everyone can do it. If not, well, the people who are having children will replace you. That's how life works.
5d3955 No.14985315
>>14985278
>missing the point
So let's say you do get to kick the can down the road. How will you feel when someone comes by to crush it? It's inevitable after all, the only questions are by whom and when.
2700f2 No.14985401
>>14985371
How about dark skinned tomboys?
*How about tomboys with tanlines?**
6ba2ce No.14985418
>>14981138 (OP)
Back to reddit faggot.
>>14981399
>Using a shit model for your argument
At least be concise with the evidence you're showing you nigger
>>14981857
You're seriously grasping a shitload of straws here.
>>14982134
Well you gotta emphasize as she's been and seen alot of shit in her lifetime so the look fits her for being a hardened bounty hunter.
>>14983429
>Huge tiddie tomboys are the best
A man of culture
a2b6fa No.14985422
>>14985401
I don't mind this.
d7a5eb No.14985426
>>14985418
>>14985371
what are you doing?
8bd083 No.14985427
>>14985418
>>14985371
Gotta emphasize something or did you delete your post?
8bd083 No.14985439
>>14985426
Can you post his fuckup?
6d5266 No.14985441
>>14985371
>>14985418
>tells others to go back to reddit
>defends nintendo shrinking Samus' breast
>doubleposting
(You) have to go back.
d7a5eb No.14985451
>>14985439
he just posted the same thing twice
6ba2ce No.14985459
>>14985427
>>14985426
I fucked up on the wording on my post.
c6fee4 No.14985464
>report myself asking for mods to spoiler my webms
>get an hour ban instead despite breaking no rules
Nice job retards. If you did your job right this duplicate thread wouldn't even be up right now. If you're going to ban me for dumping in a thread make sure the thread isn't a expendable already.
>>14985315
That's on you faggot. If your women cheats on you you should have been a better judge of character. Like I said, find blue collar/country women. They often have a work ethic and understand the concept of loyalty.
8bd083 No.14985469
>>14985451
Thank you.
>>14985459
Your don't get to delete your shame.
c6fee4 No.14985478
>>14985469
Post flooding is often the culprit. I usually blame 8chans horrible speed whenever I see a double poster.
2700f2 No.14985488
>>14985464
>Admitting to ban evasion
8bd083 No.14985493
>>14985478
In the cyclical we had a few cache fuckups too. Site is shitting itself a little bit.
5d3955 No.14985497
>>14985464
Your webm doesn't line up with your post at all. Am I supposed to be encouraged by a slut sitting on a dildo? I like how you immediately assumed I was referring to my hypothetical woman though, almost like you know they're all worthless.
06276c No.14985505
>>14985401
That is a bit too dark for my tastes, anon.
Half of my extended family are sheboons of varying levels of niggerdom. Dark women have never whet my appetite.
A light golden brown is the absolute darkest I can do.
5d3955 No.14985537
>>14985505
Sorry to hear that my 56% friend. Try and bear in mind that 2D =/= 3DPD.
61a3b3 No.14985547
>this shit thread is still up
Why? OP was proven wrong and run off the board.
e70e80 No.14985565
>>14985505
I don't understand the point of wearing a bikini with a tanline that distinct.
06276c No.14985568
>>14985537
I am well aware, Yuropoor
You will also never be white
61a3b3 No.14985571
>>14985441
>>defends nintendo shrinking Samus' breast
Except that didn't happen, retard.
>>14985565
Maybe they're trying to even it out?
61a3b3 No.14985573
>>14985568
That is some shit fucking art. Kill yourself
9e7b3b No.14985575
>>14985565
It's erotic as fuck.
d7a5eb No.14985580
>>14985568
>calling his ancestors non-white
whiter than you for sure
e70e80 No.14985588
>>14985571
>Maybe they're trying to even it out?
Why do that at a beach/waterpark when it would be far faster and more even to do it at a tanning salon? Or do they not have tanning salons over in Japan?
>>14985575
>It's erotic as fuck.
Maybe in a more romantic/erotic setting, but just as is? Not seeing it.
06276c No.14985593
>>14985573
If I drew it, I would, anon.
Speaking of golden brown women…
06276c No.14985612
>>14985580
<muh ancestors
This isn't the place for anyone to sperg about their pedigree and bloodline.
That anon is probably a yuropoor, or retard parroting /intl/ memes. In both cases, his life is exponentially worse than mine.
e54032 No.14985708
>>14985576
You're a god, thank you!
5d3955 No.14985710
>>14985612
All I did was lay some bait that you took without hesitation
c6fee4 No.14985712
>>14985488
>giving a shit when moderation fails to do its job
>>14985497
>Your webm doesn't line up with your post at all.
It shouldn't. You're just reading to much into it.
>Am I supposed to be encouraged by a slut sitting on a dildo?
Should you?
>I like how you immediately assumed I was referring to my hypothetical woman
I didn't? Are you a schizo or something? God forbid you use basic social skills to find out if a women is trash or not.
6ba2ce No.14985729
a3397d No.14985748
>>14981581
I know of… about one picture that is porn and one that is a joke.
d0d8ce No.14985756
>E3 brings in normalfaggot scum who spam 3DPD
Please try 4chan before you shit this place up
5d3955 No.14985762
>>14985712
>So let's say you do get to kick the can down the road. How will you feel when someone comes by to crush it? It's inevitable after all, the only questions are by whom and when.
<That's on you faggot. If your women cheats on you you should have been a better judge of character.
If I'm a schizo then you have no reading comprehension.
>>14985729
Do you really need nigger music to go along with your 3DPD twerking?
65b935 No.14985774
>>14981399
>that posture
>that puffy vulva
>those hand-sized tits
I just came
she should be much taller though
2700f2 No.14985777
06276c No.14985786
>>14985710
<I was just baiting
>entire post history reads like some buttflustered f/a/ggot waiting out a ban from the trannyjanniesmeidos for missing a comma
Please apply yourself, don't (You) know where we are?
a3397d No.14985812
>>14982186
take some sad faces and come back better.
5d3955 No.14985821
>>14985786
You fell for bait anon. It happens to the best of us. Just move on and try not to fall for it in the future
c6fee4 No.14985826
>>14985729
You wanna hear what she has to say?
>>14985762
>If I'm a schizo then you have no reading comprehension.
Oh so then your assumed women will inevitably cheat on you then? Sorry I didn't understand because I assumed your assumed or preferred women wasn't somebody who cucked you. Either way your argument is that no good women exist which is false.
e0140a No.14985836
>>14984451
Do you live in a fort made out of cardboard? Samus doesn't even have any personality to start with. A cipher for them to do the dance of the horrors of flesh with even easier.
6d5266 No.14985841
>>14985547
>OP was proven wrong and run off the board
Where was OP "proven wrong" shill-kun?
>>14985571
>Except that didn't happen, retard
<"g-go back to reddit"
<"t-that image is prove enough"
<"y-you're just grasping at straws by posting multiple images that prove yourself right"
Nice revisionism there faggot, now go tell your overlords that you've failed.
2a13f6 No.14985854
Varia Suit Samus is hotter.
5d3955 No.14985856
>>14985826
Why do you assume I was talking about women in those posts? I could just as easily have been referring to Jews or their mud golems. I can understand why you default to #NotAllWomen though, why should you have to suffer 3DPD alone?
8f70c4 No.14985862
>>14984587
>playing with flandor
dangerous, but i'd do it
61a3b3 No.14985864
>>14985841
>Where was OP "proven wrong" shill-kun?
>>14981566
>>14981633
>>14981857
Now please redirect yourself to a nearby gun and shoot yourself with it, please.
5cb6e9 No.14985865
/fit/girls are great, regardless of 2d or 3d.
2d fitgirls are superior because of Oni, tomboys and Amazons though.
6ba2ce No.14985869
>>14985826
>You wanna hear what she has to say?
No but posting no sound webms makes you look like a double nigger by default.
61a3b3 No.14985884
>>14985869
>No but posting no sound webms makes you look like a double nigger by default.
This
e54032 No.14985892
>>14985864
It's been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Her tits shrank. There is no denying it.
8f70c4 No.14985898
>>14985892
mods will fix it :^)
61a3b3 No.14985903
>>14985892
>not even facing the same angle
>not even having the back arched the same way
Hey OP, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
e0140a No.14985930
>>14985903
This is on par with traps aren't gay at this level of pretending to be retarded.
6d5266 No.14985934
>>14985864
Those images show that her tits are smaller compared to her previous iteration, you turbotard.
3f537c No.14985944
>>14985903
It's pretty clear to everyone here that the tits are smaller we don't need maury to confirm the test results they are already in you stupid fuck just look at the pictures.
8bf89a No.14985953
>>14985937
No one wants your 3DPD trash.
61a3b3 No.14985956
>>14985930
Or, you know, you and OP are just wrong and OP is trying way too hard.
>>14985934
>Those images show that her tits are smaller compared to her previous iteration
Except they don't, dipshit. They're the same fucking size.
>>14985944
>It's pretty clear to everyone here that the tits are smaller
Except multiple people disputed that in this very thread within the first 100 posts. Quit being a faggot.
6d5266 No.14985959
>>14985903
All that soy you've been drinking has rotted your brain, NIDF.
2700f2 No.14985960
>>14985937
3D is PD, normalfag.
47e6a1 No.14985962
>>14985903
anon, I've made so many autistic images of Samus and looked at her boobs in so many poses and from different angles that there's no way the new model is anything but immensely flat in comparison
e0140a No.14985964
>>14985944
Next step is, I hate tubes.
e54032 No.14985971
>>14985962
Would you ever consider putting all of your Samus renders into one zip file and uploading it somewhere?
61a3b3 No.14985978
>>14985959
>no argument
>>14985962
Nobody gives a shit what you think. Your pictures were always an eyesore on /vp/ and XPS is a shit program. Also you're still wrong.
5d3955 No.14985981
>>14985937
>Why do you assume my webms had anything to do with what I was stating towards you?
You say we should be looking for the "right woman" while posting whores dildoing themselves, a plastic Asian twerking and now a catwalk model of some kind. Which of those is right in your eyes?
>Almost like people want a partner in life or something.
Point at this man and laugh
61a3b3 No.14985997
>>14985987
What defending? All I see are people rightfully denying that there was a change. How about you try proving there was one first before going "HURF DERF FUCKING NINTENDRONES"?
ca465e No.14986001
>>14985903
>>14985978
>>14985956
>being legally blind
>surrendering to damage control impulses
e0140a No.14986005
>>14985987
Nintumblr more or less. Quite sure they're largely Smash niggers, non-mecha fans and femanons.
d67cd4 No.14986009
this is now a Ridley thread
25f4a4 No.14986012
>>14985997
<All I see are people rightfully denying that there was a change.
>being so defensive of an IP you go into denial
ca465e No.14986017
>>14986009
>(1)
>trying to change the topic
You faggots are being proven wrong so now you resort to changing the subject? Pathetic.
61a3b3 No.14986020
>>14986001
>le damage control XD
How about you prove beyond a reasonable doubt there was a change first? Where is a side by side comparison, with the Brawl, SSB4, and Ultimate Zero Suit Samuses, with them all in the same pose and seen from the same angle? There's a reason OP has been gaming the screenshots he's been taking and comparing them unfavorably. You and OP are retards who can't prove themselves right so instead you lash back out at everybody pointing out how you're wrong in detail.
6d5266 No.14986021
>>14985978
>no argument
<entire defence of small tits Samus has been "those images are fake, she's not making the same pose as the other image, you're just blind"
WEW!
0a359d No.14986025
>>14985987
Did you reuse posts to make your list seem bigger?
25f4a4 No.14986031
>>14986020
>How about you prove beyond a reasonable doubt there was a change first?
Are you fucking blind?
>>14981138
>>14981197
>>14981566
61a3b3 No.14986032
>>14986012
>>being so defensive of an IP you go into denial
>implying I care about Smash or Metroid or Nintendo
Hilarious
>>14986021
><entire defence of small tits Samus has been "those images are fake
>things that didn't happen
>he's not making the same pose as the other image,
>this isn't a legimate critique
I think you need to go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
e0140a No.14986034
>>14986025
Did Nintendo sign on for a huge catalog of indieshit to make their catalog look bigger?
61a3b3 No.14986039
>>14986031
See >>14985903
How can you be so stupid?
e54032 No.14986045
>>14986025
He actually fucking did
e0140a No.14986047
The only intensive defense I could see in this is if you had stock in the company.
25f4a4 No.14986051
>>14986025
>not a single reused post
Okay, you anons really do have some form of visual impairment apparently
61a3b3 No.14986052
>>14986031
Also
>saving a thumbnail
Nice one, retard
8a8565 No.14986055
>>14985937
>Samuses Breast size doesn't need its own separate thread
>You are the only one capable of deeming a thread worthy of existence
>>14985980
>casual
>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/reddit/
>>14985937
>Almost like people want a partner in life or something
>projecting this hard
go shitpost on r9k
>>14985997
It was changed, but it doesn't matter because samus doesn't just exist for sex appeal.
>>14986035
>you act like either has anything to do with each other. If you posted a picture of a cat should I assume you want to fuck and marry the cat as well? Jeeze you're pathetic.
>projecting again
61a3b3 No.14986057
>>14986055
>It was changed
it wasn't and you're retarded for using sage past the bump limit
25f4a4 No.14986059
>>14986039
>posts pic with both facing same exact angle but facing in opposite directions
>back arched the same to boot
How can you be so stupid?
25f4a4 No.14986064
>>14986052
>ur th-thumbnail
Not an argument. Its funny seeing you try so hard to defend this and failing miserably at it.
5d3955 No.14986067
>>14986035
If you really wanted to make a coherent point in your pro-3DPD angle you'd be posting white women in the fields or whatever else /pol/ likes.
ca465e No.14986069
>>14985903
>>14986039
Do you suffer from braindamage?
6ba2ce No.14986087
>>14986031
If you want to make your argument valid try having them both in the same pose as to this you have one image in a dynamic to the other being static so your whole point remains moot.
04b8a8 No.14986091
>>14985956
>(14)
>half the arguments in this thread are by a single blind retard
Wow. Its like you're not on the losing end or anything. How can you possibly be this delusional?
61a3b3 No.14986092
>>14986059
>>posts pic with both facing same exact angle
How the fuck are they facing the same exact angle? One has the shoulder farther away from the camera and one has the shoulder right in the foreground. You're fucking stupid.
>>back arched the same to boot
No, not at all.
>>14986064
Defend what? There was no change, anon. I wouldn't defend them shrinking tits but there was no shrinkage. You're just in denial.
>>14986069
Clearly you do.
1605f7 No.14986094
>>14986031
>Not only Smaller
>They also fell quite a bit.
>The suite colors are more pale now for some reason.
Why they keep changing the females in such stupid ways? I do not plan to get the Switch, but, seriously, this was unnecessary. But after we saw Tecmo Koei duing the exact same thing to Kasumi, I really can't say I am surprised.
61a3b3 No.14986099
>>14986091
>>half the arguments in this thread are by a single blind retard
>14 posts is half of 332 posts
I think you might have mental deficencies
df661d No.14986100
>>14986094
Because "reality is not colorful" or some shit like that.
a2b6fa No.14986101
>>14985892
They're not terribly smaller. It just looks like she isn't wearing a pushup bra this time.
6ba2ce No.14986107
>>14986092
To when I thought you couldn't fuck up any harder you exceed my expectations.
0a359d No.14986111
>>14986051
Nigger you reused >>14981162 and >>14981208 . You can at least pretend it was just a fuck up.
e0140a No.14986118
Stock. They talk like exchange retards that don't know video games or the market even.
61a3b3 No.14986122
>>14986107
How did I fuck up, anon? You know you should actually elaborate your posts if you're trying to make a point. Then again, you've never had a point because you're wrong.
e0140a No.14986124
>>14986101
>arguing photography
What is this desperation? Was Deamon X Machina a timed exclusive and that Pokemon Go clone is all they really have ready?
61a3b3 No.14986129
>>14986124
>Was Deamon X Machina a timed exclusive
I hope so. We need more AC on PC.
4cf179 No.14986134
>>14986051
Only 1 is. Likely a typo.
>>14986055
>You are the only one capable of deeming a thread worthy of existence
It's Smash related dipshit.
>casual
>no argumnt
0 wrong with 3D images. I'm not telling you to go marry a feminist dipshit.
>projecting this hard
How the fuck am I telling him to get a partner? Jesus you faggots need to stop jumping the gun so fucking hard.
>projecting
I don't think you know what that word means. Stay mad you fucking spaz.
Also
>saging in a thread past bumplimit
Nice try newfag. Keep posting.
>>14986067
>If you really wanted to make a coherent point in your pro-3DPD angle
I'm not extremely pro-3D outside of sharing images tbh. I'm just not autistic enough to somehow associate images and videos of 3D women with actively marrying or falling in love with 3D women.
>you'd be posting white women in the fields or whatever
The only reason I'm even dumping in this thread to begin with is because it's a duplicate of 3 other threads because fags couldn't contain their autism in 1 or ask the mods to make a cyclical one. The 3DPD fags who get flustered at the sight of a neked women are throwing more of a fit than they should is all.
e0140a No.14986141
25f4a4 No.14986142
>>14986101
>i-its just the bra!
>implying
>>14986111
>reusing two posts by accident is somehow relevant to the topic
The topic is Samus tits being smaller. Stop trying to make this shit about something else.
4cf179 No.14986151
>>14986141
But anon, It's 2D! How can it be bad!?
61a3b3 No.14986154
>>14986142
>The topic is Samus tits being smaller
And the topic is solved: they aren't. Thread over.
e0140a No.14986157
>>14986129
Don't attempt to sit with me, fagit.
727613 No.14986158
>incel autistics who have never touched tits before acting like they can tell when tits are larger or smaller
Now this is comedy
61a3b3 No.14986166
>>14986157
Your fault for attempting to put me in a box I don't belong in, kike.
04b8a8 No.14986168
>>14986092
>There was no change, anon
>still posts a pic clearly showing one of her older breasts is clearly larger than her new breast
Ah I see. You're just baiting and only pretending to be retarded.
8a8565 No.14986169
>>14986134
>It's Smash related dipshit
>related
yep
>How the fuck am I telling him to get a partner?
>not knowing what projecting means
>newfag
ironic
>spaz
ironic
>>14986134
No one is throwing a fit because of "neked" women. They are throwing a fit because you are derailing with 3DPD while acting like you are above everyone else because of it.
90cf49 No.14986174
fairly certain this is just because Bandai-Namco is not longer developing the game anymore. Their fighting game division increases breast size in every entry just look at Ivy.
e0140a No.14986176
>>14986151
If kikes had wings they'd be bonking off of windows all day. Chirping about their fallen as they forget to feed their babies.
a2b6fa No.14986186
>>14986142
No, I prefer the pushed up over the natural, but it really doesn't seem like her bust itself is any smaller.
04b8a8 No.14986187
>>14986154
>they aren't
Prove it then. Everyone else has been posting pictures clearly proving that they are while you post nothing but "I win because I say so." Holy shit boyo, at least try not to sound like a total gay imbecil.
61a3b3 No.14986205
>>14986168
>>still posts a pic clearly showing one of her older breasts is clearly larger than her new breast
Are you retarded or just stupid? I posted that picture because >>14986059 said they were at the exact same angle, which they aren't, and thus trying to compare bust sizes is dumb and dishonest. Now quit being a fucking dipshit on purpose.
e0140a No.14986209
>>14986166
You're not going to snowjob me, there are IDs here.
>box
But you stupid asshole kikes always love your boxes.
4cf179 No.14986223
>>14986169
>related
As in it could be in the same thread as the designated smash thread. Everybody told OP to fuck off anyway.
>How the fuck am I telling him to get a partner?
>not knowing what projecting means
Yes evidently you don't.
>No one is throwing a fit because of "neked" women
Yea that's why you keep replying.
>newfag
<ironic
>he said still saging a thread past bump limit
Confirmed for not even knowing what bump limit means. Nice job embarrsing yourself.
>They are throwing a fit because you are derailing with 3DPD
Can't derail a duplicate thread. It should have been anchored already. The entire point of removing them is so people don't have to see the same game have multiple threads dipshit. Though keep posting spaz. I'de love to see you sperg further.
61a3b3 No.14986235
>>14986187
>Prove it then.
The burden of proof is on you people for claiming she's smaller
>Everyone else has been posting pictures clearly proving that they are
>a bunch of screenshots that don't have Samus doing the same pose at the same angle, while also comparing her Brawl, SSB4, and Universe looks, is "clearly proving" anything.
How can you honestly tell me that >>14981566 is clear proof when they aren't even at the same angle or pose and >>14981633 and >>14981679 how OP was wrong? If you're so sure of yourself why don't you compare the same poses side by side at the same angle?
>>14986209
>You're not going to snowjob me, there are IDs here.
What does IDs have anything to do with what I said, retard?
8a8565 No.14986239
>>14986223
>As in it could be in the same thread as the designated smash thread.
Are you a mod? Are the mods deleting the thread? No. They're banning you, instead.
>Can't derail a duplicate thread
This thread isn't a smash thread. It's a samus thread.
>>No one is throwing a fit because of "neked" women
>Yea that's why you keep replying.
>His ADHD forced him to stop reading there
>The entire point of removing them is so people don't have to see the same game have multiple threads dipshit
Again, It's not a smash thread
e0140a No.14986240
>>14986205
There have been anons with illusions of grandeur since the get go. Say, there was a great SS13 or two servers, then everyone started listening to said faggots. The option was to kill it.
0a359d No.14986251
>>14986142
>implying Nintendo fucking up models is worth discussing
I could understand if they said it was to "make women feel comfortable", or if the discussion was about how keeping the ass and losing the chest looks weird, but it's not even that. All they did was make her tits look more like real tits, and that's enough for clowns like you to throw an autistic fit. If it bothers you that much, then keep jerking it to Smash 4 ZSS, or even mod the game to give her bigger knockers.
>trying to sweep your jewish trickery under the rug with "stay on topic"
You can't fool me, schlomo. I see what you're trying to pull.
76f103 No.14986258
All this damage control by Nintoddlers.
61a3b3 No.14986261
>>14986240
Great, he's become so retarded he's babbling about unrelated shit
e0140a No.14986268
>>14986258
I don't believe there are this many nintumblrs on this board. A lot of low effort OPs lately. Shit's not great, anyway.
8be70a No.14986270
>>14982446
because SJWs made their way yo the source. Fuck these faggots. I want them all beaten and bloodied and sent to the bottom of a lake.
bfdc4c No.14986294
>>14985836
>(17) autistic screeching
>(20) IP hopping
>Samus doesn't even have any personality
>but nevermind when everyone got pissed off at ruining her personality in other M
>Muh baloon boobs
You can leave now you under aged summerfag shitter.
4cf179 No.14986295
>>14986239
>Are the mods deleting the thread
They don't do their job either. If your only argument is that the moderation isn't shit you're clearly fucking bone dry of any reason to continue posting and are just doing damage control.
>This thread isn't a smash thread. It's a samus thread. I await for you to say I'm projecting on that assuming you learned what the term means by now.
And the Samus in question is explicitly for the Smash game. If this were a Samus thread it would be a Metroid thread, otherwise it would belong on /vp/ dipshit.
>Again, It's not a smash thread
Keep replying moron. You're clearly out of arguments and can't even acknowledge the fact that you're still saging a thread past bump limit.
2a13f6 No.14986297
>>14986113
good stuff my man
8a8565 No.14986312
>>14986295
>they dont do their job
They do, considering they've banned you multiple times.
>if you disagree with me you're retarded
ok
>no one is discussing the game
>but its a smash thread
>keep replying
I will. The thread is lost, like you said. Just pointing out how retarded you are.
61a3b3 No.14986338
>>14986315
That image isn't even applicable here, you dumbass.
152774 No.14986369
>>14986338
Oh please, stop throwing a hissy fit over a fucking image, you ninny.
0636d8 No.14986386
Anyone who's actually arguing, that her tits aren't noticeably smaller, are just as retarded as the people who argue that Tifa's tits haven't shrunk since around duodecim, if not earlier. This is the same level of stupid excuses.
>her tits are actually larger, now, because her head is smaller in proportion to her entire body
>you can't prove they changed, unless you have two pictures of the exact same frame of the exact same animation from the exact same angle at the exact same distance
>she just took off her push-up bra, which everyone knows she has always worn
61a3b3 No.14986391
>>14986369
Except I'm not?
61a3b3 No.14986393
>>14986386
Or you're retarded for claiming they got smaller without any concrete proof.
0636d8 No.14986424
>>14986393
People have given you plenty of proof. You just arbitrarily say it's not good enough and demand even more specific, precise evidence for something that is as plain as day to people with functioning brains and eyeballs.
696796 No.14986430
>>14981138
That's crappy middleground. They should have just gave her DFC and shrunk her down to loli size.
61a3b3 No.14986454
>>14986424
>People have given you plenty of proof
No they haven't
>You just arbitrarily say it's not good enough and demand even more specific, precise evidence
>it's arbitrary to say "these aren't even the same angles and thus the sizes can't be compared"
Please quit being intellectually dishonest. It doesn't make you look good.
696796 No.14986484
>>14983980
Samus was always fap material. A stripper slut to encourage boys to replay the game. Nothing more. She was never your "strong womyn" feminist icon, reddit.
3797a5 No.14986503
This thread is begging for a loli dump
61a3b3 No.14986516
>>14986503
That artwork is shit
47e7a6 No.14986517
>>14986312
>They do
Not really no.
>if you disagree with me you're retarded
Not even isagreeing. You just don't have an argument to make dipshit.
>no one is discussing the game
They are, in the designated thread.
>Just pointing out how retarded you are.
Says the guy continuing to sage in a thread pat bump limit. Again, keep being retarded.
2799e4 No.14986521
>>14986454
Your position would be a stronger one if she wasn't wearing capeshit-tier spandex, anon.
3797a5 No.14986522
>>14986516
You have something in common then
61a3b3 No.14986528
>>14986521
How does that change anything?
47e7a6 No.14986529
>>14986522
I genuinely don't know why they went with that art style honestly. It completely goes against the tone of the work.
8a8565 No.14986539
>>14986517
>You just don't have an argument to make dipshit.
My argument is you're a shitposter.
>They are, in the designated thread.
Which isn't this thread.
>Says the guy continuing to sage in a thread pat bump limit.
sage
>Again, keep being retarded.
no u
47e7a6 No.14986569
>>14986539
>My argument is you're a shitposter.
Which isn't an argument because this thread shouldn't exist.
>Which isn't this thread.
Which shouldn't exist.
>no u
Remember when you actually came in trying to sound like you had an argument? I don't. Either way this can turn into a last word contest or you can fuck off. I don't care either way.
8a8565 No.14986578
>>14986569
>this thread shouldn't exist.
Who went and made you Mark?
>Either way this can turn into a last word contest or you can fuck off. I don't care either way.
>yet he keeps replying
47e7a6 No.14986601
>>14986578
>Who went and made you Mark?
Does it matter? This thread would have been anchored on the spot a few years ago as it's a Smash thread. And it's a smash thread because it was made directly after smash was announced and is explicit to the Smash game.
>yet he keeps replying
<yet he keeps replying
8a8565 No.14986610
>>14986601
>This thread would have been anchored on the spot a few years ago as it's a Smash thread.
Yet it isn't.
>It's a smash thread because of something completely unrelated
<yet he keeps replying
im not the one stating i dont care about getting the last word in
47e7a6 No.14986646
>>14986610
>Yet it isn't
And what a worth while thread it was. Even without my posts nobody would have called this thread worth anything. It was just OP sperging and everybody calling him a sperg. Porn was the only decent thing about it.
>It's a smash thread because of something completely unrelated
You wanna explain how a smash characters alternate appearance has nothing to do with Smash or are you going to continue dancing around an issue you're incorrect in.
>im not the one stating I don't care about getting the last word in
Yes you are. Every time you reply. Keep it up champ.
8a8565 No.14986711
>>14986646
>Porn was the only decent thing about it.
>Even without my posts nobody would have called this thread worth anything.
As if that gives you a right to shitpost
>You wanna explain how a smash characters alternate appearance has nothing to do with Smash or are you going to continue dancing around an issue you're incorrect in.
It is related to smash you nigger, but it isnt smash. You act as if the posts in this thread were guaranteed to be a straight copy of the posts from the smash thread. You try to shunt discussion simply because you think everything worth being said has already been said.
>yes you are
Point out where I said I didn't care about getting the last word in. You said it right here >>14986569
>this can turn into a last word contest or you can fuck off. I don't care either way
>Keep it up champ.
You too
a759e3 No.14986748
>>14981138
>Donkey Kong is now made out of wooden
>Wario is literally Ctrl+C Ctrl+V, now with shoulder bash so you can shut the fuck about.
>Most of the Mario franchise are just tweaked Wii U models
>Fire Emblems are still there
They managed to make Mario Kart 8 DX look like a new game.
>>14982446
Because Wii U mini is just a limited Wii U.
>>14983901
SO IT'S ONLY ME…
89af01 No.14986809
I honestly don't think it's cucked, it's just those retarded ass prudes sperging over any sexuality in media for kids. This isn't a tumblrshit problem, it's a sexual repression one in general. It has to be cut and burnt down as the root. We have to somehow hijack this reprehensible attempt to normalize pedo shit and use it to destroy the stigma against sexuality in non adult media.
89af01 No.14986825
>>14986809
And yes there's retarded boomers or moralfaggots that unironically think depicting big tits is sexual by default.
8bc918 No.14986866
>As if that gives you a right to shitpost
Not even shitposting. Just don't care about keeping a duplicate thread that was shitted up much before I came in.
>It is related to smash you nigger, but it isn't smash.
Related it stretching it even. It was made directly after the E3 reaction and there's nothing that can be discussed here that wouldn't fit in a the general thread
>You act as if the posts in this thread were guaranteed to be a straight copy of the posts from the smash thread
Yea they would have been more informed and less full of an autistic OP nobody liked.
>Point out where I said I didn't care about getting the last word in.
No you say you do every time you reply. Keep replying.
152774 No.14986897
>>14986454
>No they haven'
Did you even read the lasts posts that the other anons made with their comparisons? Meanwhile you are stramaning your arguments along with that proveless image you made about Samus.
>Please quit being intellectually dishonest. It doesn't make you look good.
Not an argument
8a8565 No.14986907
>>14986866
>a duplicate thread
…
>there's nothing that can be discussed here that wouldn't fit in a the general thread
But that doesn't mean it can't have it's own thread. Earlier you claimed the posters in that thread told OP to fuck off after he tried to discuss the topic, so why wouldn't he make his own thread instead?
>Yea they would have been more informed and less full of an autistic OP nobody liked.
Can you see into alternate realities? I seriously doubt the posts would have been even 10% less autistic.
>No you say you do every time you reply. Keep replying.
Oh…Ok.
d3e7a8 No.14987026
>>14983901
This is the real crime here and I'm stunned nobody else mentioned it here, even worse than all the pointless debate in this thread. Not only did they remove his bulge, they shrunk his ass. Snake ass is a proud Smash tradition. I mean, just look at it. It's so disproportionate with his thighs now. Not even a hint of glutes anymore.
8bc918 No.14987080
>>14986907
>But that doesn't mean it can't have it's own thread
It does actually. There's nothing that can be addressed here that can't be addressed there by the same audience. There's no magical second group of people who are solely interested in samuses tits but not smash itself.
>Earlier you claimed the posters in that thread told OP to fuck off after he tried to discuss the topic
Yea it was in this thread moron. Jesus fuck read the threads you try and defend first.
>Can you see into alternate realities?
Can you? What makes you think a separate thread would hold better results?
>I seriously doubt the posts would have been even 10% less autistic.
And I seriously doubt you'll stop replying.
8a8565 No.14987110
>>14987080
>There's no magical second group of people who are solely interested in samuses tits but not smash itself.
Are you stupid?
>>14987080
>what makes you think a separate thread would hold better results?
Nothing. I just don't think posting in the smash thread would've held better results.
>And I seriously doubt you'll stop replying.
Right you are.
8bc918 No.14987128
>>14987110
>Are you stupid?
Are you? The topic is smash related. Not Samus related as it's breast reduction which focuses on the game. It's a duplicate thread.
>Nothing
Then your argument is completely null.
>I just don't think posting in the smash thread would've held better results.
You really call this thread a better result than anything? Like I said, it was tanked long before I posted in it.
Keep replying.
8a8565 No.14987155
>>14987128
>it's breast reduction which focuses on the game.
Samus' breast reduction doesn't actually affect the game in any way. It's just a model.
>Then your argument is completely null.
Not really. My point is it doesn't matter if OP wanted to post in the smash thread or make his own thread. Both are fine.
>You really call this thread a better result than anything?
I'm not here to tell posters what is and isn't worth discussing.
>Keep replying.
I will.
e54032 No.14987176
Seeing what happened to Samus is like…seeing a family member after getting into a car crash and getting a limb amputated or something. This feels horrible.
9e96e3 No.14987201
While this didn't need it's own thread, it really shows how much cuckchan and reddit infiltrated this place since e3.
>>14983967
>>14985987
These are the same group of people who constantly defend the gameplay of many of these nintendo franchises getting worse with "it's for casuals and kids, who cares".
You're arguing with a brick wall and wasting your time.
>>14982002
>the most generic woman to ever woman
>best
Even NuLara stands out more then her.
>>14982446
Unreal Engine meme
>>14983225
>>14983290
Palutena was always the only character to get upskirt, everyone else didn't even in the 3DS/Wii U version
>>14983901
>>14987026
Yeah they messed with Snake too, I'm sure people will still defend it somehow
3bf630 No.14987276
>>14987155
>Samus' breast reduction doesn't actually affect the game in any way.
No it just has everything to do with the game because it's in the fucking game.
>My point is it doesn't matter if OP wanted to post in the smash thread or make his own thread. Both are fine.
Not when it clutters up the catalog. It's a rule for a reason.
>I'm not here to tell posters what is and isn't worth discussing.
Neither am I. But it should be secluded so it doesn't spill into multiple threads like it did earlier. We had 3 threads discussing Smash at once, it was shit. Keep posting.
8a8565 No.14987310
>>14987276
>No it just has everything to do with the game because it's in the fucking game
but it doesn't affect gameplay
>Not when it clutters up the catalog. It's a rule for a reason.
The mods define what is and isn't clutter, not you.
>Neither am I.
<Posts 3DPD whores while spouting "this thread shouldn't exist"
<isn't here to tell people what they can and can't discuss
Could've fooled me.
>We had 3 threads discussing Smash at once, it was shit.
smash != samus
>Keep posting.
You know you don't have to keep begging me for attention, right?
1219ff No.14987331
itt: nigger is mad about having less of >MUH TICCCCC
You do realize that big boobs become saggy and gross after only a few short years right?
Petite girls are best.
152774 No.14987513
>>14987331
>Petite girls are best.
47e7a6 No.14987618
>>14987310
>but it doesn't affect gameplay
It's still a part of the game. Which is still a duplicate.
>The mods define what is and isn't clutter
The mods have never been able to define any rules. Shit they still can't make up their minds about the LOL threads.
>spouting "this thread shouldn't exist"
Which doesn't restrict what people say. Just where they say it. Nice job conflating the issue because you're so out of arguments.
>smash != samus
The thread is about Samus in Smash, Samus. Keep trying to push a false narrative you spaz.
Continue posting.
47e7a6 No.14987623
>>14987331
Petite means no ass or thighs either retard.
1219ff No.14987626
8a8565 No.14987677
>>14987201
>>the most generic woman to ever woman
Isn't that part of the appeal, though? Rather than constantly remind the player that they're playing as a strong independent female, she's just an insert for the player that happens to be female. You could pretend you're playing as a guy for the majority of her games if you want.
>>14987618
>duplicate
>its impossible for two completely different discussions to spawn from the same game therefore anything threads even remotely related should be deleted
>mods cant make up their minds on rules
It's almost as if rules about discussion are almost entirely based on context, and are subject to change.
>which doesn't restrict what people say just where they say it
>implying not being able to make a thread just because a thread barely related to it is up is ok
>this thread is about samus in smash
Yes, but its not about smash
>keep trying to push a false narrative
???
>you spaz
no u
>continue posting
"keep posting" was better
8a8565 No.14987773
47e7a6 No.14987874
>>14987677
>Its impossible for two completely different discussions to spawn from the same game
Multiple discussions spawn in threads all the time. Often pertaining to the thread topic which is the game. Make more than 1 thread because of this is retarded.
>It's almost as if rules about discussion are almost entirely based on context
By this logic I could make a thread about every character in Smash discussing their looks specifically for the game. Keep in mind there's 65 characters. Again, it's a duplicate thread.
>implying not being able to make a thread just because a thread barely related to it is up is ok
I'm not because the thread is entirely related to it.
>Yes, but its not about smash
And again it is. You can't discuss the topic OP brought up without discussing Smash because the topic is inherently related to if the game is censoring itself, hence it's a smash thread.
>???
Thread is about smash. If you're not going to more specifically describe why it isn't then all you're doing is pushing a narrative since you have no facts to back it up. Sorry I have to spoonfeed you basic concepts. Keep replying newfag.
>>14987762
Nice facebook meme
f9f3a8 No.14987889
>>14986113
>3rd pic
I'm not normally into clang but dem hips and dat feminine pose are doin' somthin' to me
2a13f6 No.14987893
>>14987889
I wouldn't call power armor clang.
f9f3a8 No.14987909
>>14987893
I would say it counts when it's the suit itself that's the focus of the image and not so much the woman inside
8a8565 No.14987953
>>14987874
>Thread is about smash. If you're not going to more specifically describe why it isn't then all you're doing is pushing a narrative since you have no facts to back it up.
It isn't about smash because it's about samus.
>You can't discuss the topic OP brought up without discussing Smash because the topic is inherently related to if the game is censoring itself, hence it's a smash thread.
But you can because nothing in smash is relevant to the topic at hand.
>I'm not because the thread is entirely related to it.
no
>By this logic I could make a thread about every character in Smash discussing their looks specifically for the game.
>1 thread by 1 OP is the same as 65 threads by 1 OP
Again context matters, retard.
>Make more than 1 thread because of this is retarded.
Not in this case.
8a8565 No.14987957
>>14987953
nothing in smash except samus' model is relevant to the topic at hand*
152774 No.14987960
>>14987874
>Nice facebook meme
2a13f6 No.14987968
>>14987909
I guess.
I wish there was more porn of the suit.
47e7a6 No.14988011
>>14987953
>It isn't about smash because it's about samus
It's barely even about Samus. If any characters breasts were shrunk it could have a thread on it and it would still be about Smash.
>But you can because nothing in smash is relevant to the topic at hand.
Except for the fact that you can't discuss the thread without discussing smash? This thread has everything to do with smash. If this is censorship it reflects on the game.
>no
No argument
>Again context matters, retard.
The context is exactly the fucking same dipshit. You're stating this isn't a duplicate thread and if 65 OP's decided to make a thread on this it would be ok by your logic.
>Not in this case.
No but by your logic its allowed. Hence it's a duplicate thread because nobody would tolerate that shit.
>>14987960
Open wide
8a8565 No.14988144
>>14988011
>if 65 OP's decided to make a thread on this it would be ok by your logic.
When would that ever happen unless it was one guy intentionally spamming? If an OP wants to talk about character designs, he would make a character design thread. This OP only wanted to talk about samus.
>Hence it's a duplicate thread because nobody would tolerate that shit.
But this isn't, because the mods tolerate this shit.
>Except for the fact that you can't discuss the thread without discussing smash? This thread has everything to do with smash. If this is censorship it reflects on the game.
You can though.
>It's barely even about Samus. If any characters breasts were shrunk it could have a thread on it and it would still be about Smash.
and? It's just samus for now.
47e7a6 No.14988182
>>14988144
>When would that ever happen unless it was one guy intentionally spamming?
And why does it matter? It could be 4 or 5 it would still be duplicate.
>This OP only wanted to talk about samus.
No he wants to talk about what they did to samus in Smash. If he wanted to talk about samus he would have made a metroid or samus thread. The latter would likely be removed anyway for /vp/ content.
>because the mods tolerate this shit.
And the mods can't run this board properly. Hence we still have 4am threads and no decisions on LOL threads.
>You can though.
How are you going to discuss her reduction in smash without talking about smash?
>and?
And you can't discuss this concept as it's focus is about the changes made in the new smash game. Not the character itself. He even brought up ridley in the topic post. If it were about samus he would have brought up neither Ridley or her change in breasts or the fact that this was a direct thread made in response to the reveal of the roster for smash. If you want to keep conveniently ignoring these facts then you might as well just spend less effort posting and just go for that last word you desperately want.
8a8565 No.14988366
>>14988182
>And why does it matter? It could be 4 or 5 it would still be duplicate.
smash vs smash's character design != character design vs another character design
>No he wants to talk about what they did to samus in Smash
still not the same as a smash thread
>And the mods can't run this board properly
Then make your own board and well see how many people post
>it's focus is about the changes made in the new smash game. Not the character itself.
Still not a duplicate thread.
>you might as well just spend less effort posting and just go for that last word you desperately want.
>implying I'm not
47e7a6 No.14988401
>>14988366
>!= character design vs another character design
Except when that character design is inherently linked to changes made Smash.
>still not the same as a smash thread
And you're basing this off of? It's smash.
>Then make your own board and well see how many people post
Nah
>Still not a duplicate thread.
And still not an argument.
>implying I'm not
2/10 then. Poor effort
8a8565 No.14988509
>>14988401
>Except when that character design is inherently linked to changes made Smash.
thread about smash != thread about specific change to smash
>And you're basing this off of?
Above
>Nah
Then they're doing a good enough job, aren't they?
>And still not an argument.
same to you
>Poor effort
no u
47e7a6 No.14988637
>>14988509
>thread about smash != thread about specific change to smash
You stopped trying didn't you? Alright we'll just continue replying then.
8a8565 No.14988644
>>14988637
>still no argument
47e7a6 No.14988693
>>14988644
Make one first.
5d567d No.14989137
>>14981616
That's definitely my preference.
5d567d No.14989145
>>14983097
Is her ass bigger?
47e7a6 No.14989224
>>14989145
Her face is uglier that's for sure.
e0140a No.14989234
>>14986369
I will never forget titties.
e0140a No.14989248
>>14989145
Not a single slot for niggers. At best it is Boer day.
066425 No.14989586
The number of people ITT who have obviously zero experience with real breasts, arguing about how breasts should work, is comical.
For being compressed in a skintight suit, they did not look accurate before. It was big bouncy anime nonsense that defied physics. Now they are more accurate. Why do you care so much anyway? Retarded fan artists will still draw her with great honking gazongas six cup sizes larger than she actually is.
152774 No.14990446
09f6db No.14990763
stay mad, this is the Ultimate Zero Suit.
what Sakamoto wanted from Sakurai in the game about figurines along with Ridley's ALIEN-as-fuck Smash design
but really, this is just a more proper Zero Mission Samus with Other M "updates" and the toned features
not the TrUsh shit version
but its okay, i do know how /v/ seethes at Metroid titles that isn't that Team Ninja garbage or the le spooky game 2 remake shit from the Argentinian mutt
so be sure to cry to daddy Mark if this post hurt your feefees and remember that sage isn't a downvote ;)
2e339e No.14990804
>>14981399
That ass though.
73ea91 No.14991170
>>14990804
Those sexy, sharp polygons.
8a8565 No.14991678
>>14988693
>Make one first.
You're the one claiming it's a duplicate thread, not me.
567549 No.14991694
>>14990763
> TrUsh
the fuck
47e7a6 No.14992599
>>14991678
And I proved why it wasn't. Your faggot.
47e7a6 No.14992601
>>14992599
Your turn faggot*
47e7a6 No.14992610
>>14992599
>>14992601
Just gonna start this over since I just got back from work. Jesus fuck.
"And I proved why it was, your turn faggot".
8a8565 No.14992750
>>14992599
>Your faggot
Do you speak of yourself? You didn't prove shit.
152774 No.14992866
8a8565 No.14992933
>>14992866
this thread IS our room
b4c6af No.14993415
>>14986031
>Bayonetta and Wii Fit Trainer have bigger tits than Samus
>Palutena has bigger tits than Samus
>Peach and Daisy have bigger tits than Samus
>Female Pokemon trainer has bigger tits than Samus
Samus used to represent the ideal, but has been downgraded into "literally my sister's A cup breasts".
47e7a6 No.14994091
>>14992750
>thread about smash != thread about specific change to smash
Isn't an argument. Updates would go in the same thread as smash. Your argument now would be like having a Terraria thread next to a Terraria update thread. Which would be a duplicate as its the same game and both threads are going to discuss the same game in the same context. I'm not spelling this out for you anymore. Either provide a fuller body of words or keep replying in simpler ones. Either way I'm only going to match the amount of effort in your posts from now on.
47e7a6 No.14994101
>>14993671
Shit transparency job faggot. Just like the artist.
33bac1 No.14994349
47e7a6 No.14994617
8a8565 No.14994690
>>14993415
>implying unrealistically oversized tits are "ideal"
>implying your sisters A cups aren't cute as hell
>>14994091
>Your argument now would be like having a Terraria thread next to a Terraria update thread. Which would be a duplicate
It's not.
ba5ba4 No.14996595
>>14983287
inadequacy, most women don't measure up. the standard for the "average" woman is fat, untoned, or straight up androgynous (almost no curves or shape) they feel threatened by "impossible" (for them) body standards. anyway, to make a few hypersensitive nutjobs happy standards have to fall and art has to altered. it's happening all over our society. hail mediocrity!
anyone have that chart of female artists (feminists) redrawing fighting game characters that the games media kept praising?
ba5ba4 No.14996844
>>14981138
SJWs on twitter are congratulating themselves over this as some kind of victory, also Solid Snake's ass has apparently been majorly "toned down".
47e7a6 No.14997101
>>14994690
>It's not.
Then explain how it isn't. Still a duplicate thread.
8a8565 No.14997520
>>14997101
>Then explain how it isn't.
already did
>Still a duplicate thread.
nah
47e7a6 No.14998912
>>14997520
>already did
Didn't. Rephrase if you did.