04b36e No.14964785
Is the main thread too loud? The stream chats too fast?
Well the comfy thread is here for more slow-paced comfy posting.
Square had a fairly quick conference earlier today, to say the least.
Ubisoft is bound to start in just a few minutes though!
the PC show is also shortly afterwards.
Any expectations?
I wouldn't expect much personally, I almost always watch for the out-of-touch trainwreck with maybe one or two good games to look forward to by the end of it.
How you feeling? Eatin/Drinkin anything good?
Playin anything fun to pass the time?
Regardless, I hope you are enjoying yourself and are ready for the next conference!
Stay Comfy
f0fa8c No.14964818
Was about to make it myself. I'm the same anon from yesterday. Tiime to get comfy and most importantly angry
04b36e No.14964832
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So hows everyone holding up so far?
Whatja think of square?
While it was alittle short and I think they revealed too much that was already oat other conferences, I didnt think it was bad like EA or Bethesdas were
At the very least I have platinums next game and Dragon Quest to look forward to.
Currently im cooped up with some hot coffee, playing some pokemon before we start.
Just real snug all-around.
e88ebb No.14964842
>>14964832
>square
Pissed we'll never see DQ online, happy the show was short
2279b1 No.14964843
>>14964832
Square was decent. Better than last year, but nothing spectacular
046b9a No.14964871
>>14964832
Square could've been better, but at least the Platinum game looked good.
04b36e No.14964879
>>14964842
>>14964843
>>14964871
I wasnt expecting too much and I didnt get too much in return
nothin else to really say about it, a few things made me smile and not much made me mad so I consider it a win in my book.
e88ebb No.14964881
a52e14 No.14964887
Who here /hypedforMaddenonPC/?
2279b1 No.14964890
>>14964887
Wait is that happening
411549 No.14964900
Twitch embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Ubisoft conference in three minutes
1e8299 No.14964904
ASSASSINS CREED: GREECE
>tfw Greek
>mfw most likely they will add mythical things too
>mfw I just want Assassin's Creed 2: Greece
e88ebb No.14964908
>>14964879
I was surprised square didn't bring out ff7 to rub more salt in the wound. They must be really far behind schedule on it
a52e14 No.14964912
>>14964890
It is, but it's Origin exclusive. Still though, I'm excited for a proper Football game to arrive on PC for the first time in ages.
d4181c No.14964913
>>14964871
>>14964843
Square usually does their big drops during bigger conferences. They'll probably cock tease FF7 a bit more during Sony's.
535668 No.14964927
>>14964904
I'm really hoping for Atlantis, but I should know better
1e8299 No.14964929
I am still watching qt Ashley's stream. Gamespot and IGN is too obnoxious for me.
0e0c59 No.14964930
Aaaaand here we go again.
04b36e No.14964940
>>14964908
>>14964908
from what I saw the predicted release date is a few years after the PS5 is rumored/predicted to have already hit store shelves
it was doomed to be a neverever game since day 1
d3b1a6 No.14964941
I only want a decent 3d Rayman game
f35c75 No.14964944
>>14964816
Current report card. Good luck.
e88ebb No.14964945
>>14964929
>gamergirl stream
What are you doing on this board again?
2279b1 No.14964947
>>14964913
Will be going to bed before the conference begins. Hope I wake up to good news
f3637a No.14964949
>>14964818
>Time to get comfy and most importantly angry
I've been angry at everyone in traffic today, I want to get comfy instead. Jim's stream is pretty ok especially when something gets him to laugh like a retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2tzsCzujHc
36d343 No.14964956
>>14964904
Watch as they will make every historic greek into a communist loving faggot.
e88ebb No.14964972
>stream starts
>el goblino immediately
a52e14 No.14964978
>Cute grill
>Blue-tinged hair
ABORT
f3637a No.14964982
>>14964956
definitely gay spartan brothels
d3b1a6 No.14964991
ROLL YOUR SLEEVES DOWN MONGREL
e88ebb No.14964997
>>14964980
>ywn have a qt goblino to rock you to sleep in zer powerful arms
e2f45f No.14965006
so heres where all the cringe is gonna come from huh
535668 No.14965009
Gotta get that Just Dance shit out of the way first, as usual
36d343 No.14965010
>>14964991
>40 year old cuck thinking he's hip
2279b1 No.14965024
a52e14 No.14965029
It's less than 5 minutes into the stream, and I'm already drinking.
This cringe is coming way too fast.
e2f45f No.14965030
e88ebb No.14965035
f3637a No.14965040
>furries 20 seconds in
oh boy
d0c949 No.14965042
d3b1a6 No.14965044
At least they're getting this shit out of the way early
e2f45f No.14965054
>>14965029
i dont even drink but i might fucking start now
f3637a No.14965057
36d343 No.14965059
I can't watch this, i rather watch gore-posts.
133da8 No.14965062
>skin colored suit
>can't show real skin
???
535668 No.14965064
2279b1 No.14965068
>MUSIC EVERYONE LISTENS TO
>SO IT GOTTA BE GOOD
411549 No.14965069
Why can't they get people who actually can dance?
1e8299 No.14965086
Obnoxious dance.
AISHA TYLER WHERE are you?
1e8299 No.14965090
f0fa8c No.14965104
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
DANCE MY SHIT UP
d0c949 No.14965107
5b80d3 No.14965109
What the fuck am I watching
2279b1 No.14965116
TYLER CAN START ACTING LIKE AN AUTIST NOW. THIS SHIT IS GOING ON FAR TOO LONG
36d343 No.14965117
e2f45f No.14965121
oh my fucking god make it stop
19da6e No.14965137
>>14965086
I'm very scared that she might not be there this year. Maybe she got tired of it?
ac5c40 No.14965139
>>14965109
Typical Ubisoft Just Dance segment.
0e0c59 No.14965145
1e8299 No.14965147
Is Tyler dancing?? That's a .ong dance
f3637a No.14965161
Does this constitute as DIVERSITY on levels never before seen? Because I've seen the same shit for like 3 or 4 E3s in a row now.
babdc7 No.14965178
411549 No.14965189
Well, that was entertaining.
More BG&E2 shit?
36d343 No.14965190
Professional dancers can't dance, they are always fucking cringeworthy.
2279b1 No.14965204
Beyond Good and Evil will be good if dubs
e88ebb No.14965214
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411549 No.14965216
>>14965204
Trips will state that it's terrible.
0e0c59 No.14965219
8bbbe0 No.14965223
>5 billion years
>Another video with no gameplay
How do people get excited for this?
133da8 No.14965225
>>14965204
they spent their whole budget on HIGH QUALITY CINEMATICS
411549 No.14965239
>>14965223
Ask the people still sucking Kojima's dick.
36d343 No.14965240
>>14965216
Dubs and Ubisoft will tank completely because of it.
d0c949 No.14965241
I wanna fuck that negress
e88ebb No.14965249
2279b1 No.14965250
Beyond Good and Evil will be a movie if dubs
d87f48 No.14965255
>>14965250
we will see gameplay next year if dubs
d8be2e No.14965258
WE WUZ STAH PILOTZ N SHEEEIT
0e0c59 No.14965260
>>14965223
because people like movies
a52e14 No.14965261
e88ebb No.14965263
>>14965250
main character will be a lesbian if dubs
411549 No.14965272
=WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS BEING A PREQUEL?!?
2279b1 No.14965287
1a4318 No.14965294
19da6e No.14965296
>It really is a sequel
>But Jade is the villain now
Somehow this doesn't make me any happier
f3637a No.14965299
208435 No.14965309
>>14965223
games require thinking
too hard
d8be2e No.14965311
>the one cute girl is the villain
d4181c No.14965313
>>14965204
They're 10 years too late with it. I don't even care any more and everything they show about it (which is never gameplay) makes me wish they didn't bother
2279b1 No.14965314
>SPACE OPERA
I HOPE YOU GET FUCKED BY BEARS. GET OUT.
f0fa8c No.14965315
Of course the art director of this piece of shit is a woman
d3b1a6 No.14965316
It's like they're going out of their way to ruin everything that was good about the first game.
0e0c59 No.14965320
e88ebb No.14965323
>play as a nigger to kill the qt asian
I knew the multicult would turn on asians eventually
535668 No.14965328
36d343 No.14965339
Reminder that Beyond Good&Evil always was gamejourno-bait, praised to the heavens but nobody bought it.
e2f45f No.14965340
f3637a No.14965345
>>14965315
you don't remember the kike from last year?
She's the narrative director, not art director.
28725c No.14965352
>>14965315
She is also a fucking kike.
2279b1 No.14965353
>HOLISTIC
HOPE. YOU. FUCKING. GET. EXILED. FROM. AMERICA.
411549 No.14965362
Wait, prequel? Suppose to take place thousands of years prior to the first game? With the protagonist from the first game as the antagonist?
046b9a No.14965371
Yes, Jade, kill them all.
8bbbe0 No.14965372
>French pixie feminist and a french manbun on a stick
5b80d3 No.14965385
You think they'd choose a presenter that could actually speak English
e88ebb No.14965392
>been in development for 50 years
>still in pre alpha
f35c75 No.14965395
>Two years since the reveal
>Still pre-alpha footage
f3637a No.14965399
I'm ashamed to admit, but I never played the original, was it as pozzed and progressive as this?
f0fa8c No.14965402
0e0c59 No.14965406
fist pre afa gaplay fotage
e2f45f No.14965408
1e8299 No.14965413
Are game devs energy vampires? Deprived of praise?
They seem like they take drugs when they hear clapping for them.
d3b1a6 No.14965416
>Please make our game for us
a52e14 No.14965418
411549 No.14965425
>>14965399
I've heard that it legitimately was an excellent game.
1a4318 No.14965426
Get ready for those fucking downgrades when it releases in 2050
208435 No.14965428
>>14965385
I think he's just there for atmosphere
f0fa8c No.14965431
8bbbe0 No.14965433
Holy shit I know that guy he's from movies!!!
e2f45f No.14965435
>>14965416
>so early in development that they can actually do this
2279b1 No.14965439
I WANT ALL OF YOU TO SUBMIT ARTWORK OF NIGGER AND CHINK STEREOTYPES
19da6e No.14965442
SOMEONE GET THAT HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE
d87f48 No.14965444
>holistic chief medic
I am genuinely mad at this. They're shoving new age bullshit into a scifi story.
f0fa8c No.14965451
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28725c No.14965454
>>14965442
ANOTHER KIKE ON STAGE
e88ebb No.14965466
Never thought I'd hear myself say this, but
I WANT BG&E 2 TO FAIL HARD
f35c75 No.14965469
Serious answers, you guys. Is making Jade the antagonist a good move? Some are saying it's so we can have more diversity, but I see it as a fan of the original and just see a character I like, twisted in a way I hadn't expected.
2279b1 No.14965470
>>14965444
Are you surprised?
36d343 No.14965480
>>14965399
Underperforming mediocre game, somehow praised by game journos at the time, mainly due to it's narrative and story. It was a proto-"games are arts" game for game journos to push more bs politics and faggotry into games.
8bbbe0 No.14965492
Ubisoftaahs been trying to make "do that shit" a catchphrase for how many years now?
1a4318 No.14965496
e2f45f No.14965504
>>14965469
its interesting if nothing else
046b9a No.14965519
>>14965466
Same. I'd feel bad about it if they hadn't thrown this into the garbage.
36d343 No.14965520
Why is the kid from Third Planet from the Sun there? Is he working on the game?
99dbc4 No.14965521
>>14965395
That's because Ubisoft doesn't know what to do with the IP. When they revealed the game they said that Jade wouldn't be in the game, now she is.
I guess they keep going through a series of focus groups. See how they turned The Crew 2 into a Forza Horizon rip off.
208435 No.14965523
You see that /pol/?
You can submit anti-hybrid propaganda.
535668 No.14965531
When can we remove the French and French-Canadians from video games
28725c No.14965538
>>14965523
Im all over it.
2279b1 No.14965543
1e8299 No.14965550
The what? The BBC festival?
e2f45f No.14965551
DID YOU HEAR THAT AT THE END
they thought their mics were fucking off
5b80d3 No.14965554
19da6e No.14965555
>>14965399
>was it as pozzed and progressive as this?
Not really. It was very multiculutral, but in the futuristic melting pot kind of way. It didn't go out of its way to push racemixing or sjw shit, there were just a wide variety of races present.
f3637a No.14965556
Any magnet links to a Win7 compatible version of original Beyond Good and Evil? The last time I tried installing one, it ran like shit and constantly flickering.
411549 No.14965559
>>14965531
Isn't Quebec actually incredibly based?
e88ebb No.14965563
>Wallet siege
>35 gorillion good goys
8bbbe0 No.14965565
>>14965543
A big guy following the hothead.
0503b4 No.14965566
f0fa8c No.14965567
>35 million
AHAHAHAHAHAHA AND HOW MANY OF THEM ARE STILL PLAYING? 200,000 MAXIMUM ON ALL PLATFORMS COMBINED?=
d4181c No.14965569
>>14965469
I take it as a sign that they have no idea why people liked the original and are banking on they can call anything BGAE2 and people will buy it.
e126c7 No.14965570
>>14965521
It's very obvious that BGE2 has changed a lot from even last year. Different voice actor for the main monkey, whose behavior has changed a lot as well. Lots of other smaller differences as well.
f35c75 No.14965577
Important question while they're talking about an actually good game. Is this dabbing? Does this count?
99dbc4 No.14965586
35 million players, half of them are second and third accounts after they got banned by the AI who spies every in-game chat discussion.
2279b1 No.14965593
Esports should be illegal
d0c949 No.14965597
1e8299 No.14965602
I wish /pol/ could gather the best of the best and put /pol/ art in that game…
f0fa8c No.14965607
e2f45f No.14965612
>>14965586
two of them is me who dont even play the fucking game
f3637a No.14965615
b0c8f9 No.14965618
f35c75 No.14965620
>>14965521
Fuck, you're right.
I didn't think I could be even more worried for this game.
>>14965551
No, what did they say?
b95bc9 No.14965630
Boy this thread sure is comfy. Why don't you retards just go post your red text one liner "first thought that comes to my mind I must post" posts in the main thread?
2279b1 No.14965631
>Gaming documentary
OH MY FUCKING GOD
e88ebb No.14965634
>>14965602
I wish all the collective /pol/ boards across the internet would buy a island together and start a country
e2f45f No.14965652
>>14965631
this is what i thought too. not really what one wants to see
c1e21a No.14965653
f0fa8c No.14965659
GAYMEN SPORTS
GAYMEN DOCUMENTARY
SPOOOOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTSSS
411549 No.14965687
>>14965653
They showed a new trailer for the Assassin's Creed movie a few years ago.
8bbbe0 No.14965688
>>14965618
Prease subscribe
d0c949 No.14965691
>>14965630
Eat shit and die
f0fa8c No.14965692
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36d343 No.14965703
Are there really real people playing video games as a sport? Do these people really exist, i've yet to encounter one in person, are they all stuck up fags about games?
d8be2e No.14965704
d3b1a6 No.14965710
God I wish that wasn't faked
d0c949 No.14965713
f3637a No.14965716
Evil Caneval got ate by a trials dev this time.
8bbbe0 No.14965719
>>14965630
Make me faggot.
f0fa8c No.14965720
>I swear it was scripted!
39329b No.14965723
they dragged up the corpse of Trials just to rape it again fuck me
ac5c40 No.14965731
Evil Kenival really let himself go after coming back from the dead.
411549 No.14965732
>>14965703
>are they all stuck up fags about games?
Outside of the fighting game community, apparently.
535668 No.14965733
>>14965688
Is it only $10.99?
36d343 No.14965740
f35c75 No.14965746
GIVE
US
YOUR
S H E K E L S
OR YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR PRECIOUS VIDEOGAMES AGAIN
af2b4a No.14965747
Just got out of work. Whatd is miss?
e2f45f No.14965760
its like everyone clapping that retarded kid after they absolutely bombed a presentation
5b80d3 No.14965764
>>14965747
Dancing
French accents
Diversity
Fat bearded men on bikes
f0fa8c No.14965765
>Those visuals
Can the art direction be more horrible?
04b36e No.14965769
>>14965710
remember when companies didnt have to fake and their conferences just kinda fell apart anyways
f3637a No.14965770
This was a comfy game when it was a free game back in 2005.
a52e14 No.14965771
>>14965747
Just Dance furries
BG&E2, some gameplay
That's it.
411549 No.14965774
So, it's a cross between Trials and Excitebike.
535668 No.14965777
d4181c No.14965787
e88ebb No.14965790
>>14965703
>not knowing about the growing cancer that is esports
f35c75 No.14965792
>>14965773
It's just a new Trials game being shown, only the guy is being flamboyant because Ubisoft like to run their shows like pre-Benoit WWE
a52e14 No.14965794
>>14965777
Trials is a nice, inoffensive, casual game. Nothing wrong with liking such a thing.
f0fa8c No.14965809
39329b No.14965819
>>14965777
They've raped it every conference it's shown, though. The series peaked at Fusion and halfway through the DLC Ubisoft took creative control and shat all over the franchise.
5b80d3 No.14965822
36d343 No.14965827
>>14965790
I've yet to encounter a fag like that in real life though.
(Would bully them to death if i saw one).
2279b1 No.14965829
This guy is an actual autist
39329b No.14965841
19da6e No.14965842
This is all well and good, but where is the fucking girlwood?
f3637a No.14965844
>they invited a youtube shill for a presentation
redundant
877303 No.14965848
>fat soyboy presents dirtbikes and dadmetal
Is 90s nostalgiafagging the next big thing?
99dbc4 No.14965850
>>14965746
I thought he left Ubisoft last year?
f0fa8c No.14965852
>>14965842
I want to lick her feet
d0c949 No.14965855
d3b1a6 No.14965864
>>14965777
Trials if fine, but they are spending too much time on it.
Also why the hell does it need a beta?
dc94d5 No.14965870
BRIME MINISDER OF BINLAND :DD
aee6fc No.14965875
>>14965792
anyhow it wasn't funny
that fucking accent
f35c75 No.14965878
>>14965850
At first I thought it was the guy who led-designed Mario & Rabbids, the fat guy so emotionally overwhelmed that he cried with joy when Miyamoto praised him on stage.
That meant I did a double take when this guy drove in, thinking they were the same
2279b1 No.14965881
>>14965842
She's not here because god hates us
1e8299 No.14965892
I thought gamers hated Ubisoft, the crowd is going berzerk happy for them.
>>14965842
I like you anon.
36d343 No.14965894
Amazing, i remember playing the same games on web-browsers 15 years ago.
b0c8f9 No.14965896
f3637a No.14965898
>>14965796
I tried looking up the image of that jap schoolgirl who fell over and spilled her food, but I find is pornstars and gore
e88ebb No.14965901
>>14965827
>I've yet to encounter a fag like that in real life though
If you've ever known someone that was super serious about muh ratios and muh ranks you've pretty met a esports faggot.
d87f48 No.14965922
d0c949 No.14965923
>>14965892
>tfw no chocolate gf
8bbbe0 No.14965928
How does tom clancy keep writing games?
411549 No.14965930
>>14965892
>the crowd is going berzerk happy for them.
Those are Ubisoft employees and game journos.
d0c949 No.14965935
TOM CULANCYS POOP ON YOUR TOOTHPASTE
535668 No.14965938
Yes! Time to FFFUCK! some more GNATZEES!!
e2f45f No.14965945
>>14965892
>fanboys being rabid
yeah im sure this means to whole world must like ubisoft
dc94d5 No.14965954
>>14965935
PTCHEW
PTCHEW
Ptchew
ptchew
28725c No.14965956
>>14965942
At least tuck in your fucking shirt.
d87f48 No.14965967
>>14965923
The more we interbreed the more qt dark skinned chicks there will be.
f3637a No.14965969
did anybody notice a nigger with Watch_dogs 2 emoji helmet in the audience?
36d343 No.14965975
>>14965956
Or get a bigger jeans jacket.
a52e14 No.14965990
d3b1a6 No.14965994
That little girl's run animation looks off
5b80d3 No.14966001
SHOW GAMEPLAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
SHOW GAMEPLAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
SHOW GAMEPLAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
SHOW GAMEPLAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
SHOW GAMEPLAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
SHOW GAMEPLAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
a52e14 No.14966008
>>14965994
Little kids run like retards anyway. Do you not have any younger siblings?
535668 No.14966014
>red hat obvious bad man
Could you be more obvious?
e88ebb No.14966024
>>14965967
Actually, the more you cross the breed the less of them there will be. you'll get ugly goblinos instead
f0fa8c No.14966028
411549 No.14966029
>>14966001
They did, yesterday.
d0c949 No.14966033
THIS IS DRUMPFS AMERIKKKA
e2f45f No.14966048
>>14966008
they always have to run from you i take it?
8bbbe0 No.14966050
Why did he drag her all the way over there just to shoot her?
2279b1 No.14966054
Will this game allow me to beat white women?
e88ebb No.14966061
>>14966033
GAS ALL THE CIS WHITE PIGGOS
411549 No.14966064
d87f48 No.14966074
>>14966050
MAKE AN EGGZAMPLE
5b80d3 No.14966075
Thot patrol getting work done
28725c No.14966078
f0fa8c No.14966090
>A nigger, a soyman and a chink will save the world from drumpfs amerigas
f35c75 No.14966100
Does The Division itself count as "insightful political commentary?"
5b80d3 No.14966105
a52e14 No.14966107
>>14966048
All you had to say was that you were an only child, anon.
e88ebb No.14966108
19da6e No.14966109
>>14965892
I just want to watch my giant negress laugh at soyboys while I get a boner.
535668 No.14966110
>you lose, tyrants win
>you win, you save a dying nation
Liberals, just come out and fucking say you hate white people
e2f45f No.14966113
>shitty speech
>basically same speech as last time
and that game turned out just great
39329b No.14966114
history will be written by tyrants #jointheresistance
2279b1 No.14966122
>>14966078
>Haha I love white women who fuck dogs and destroyed Western society
f3637a No.14966127
>>14966100
yes, We wuz g&e was progressive enough to qualify
d87f48 No.14966136
e2f45f No.14966139
>>14966122
filtered, dont turn this into racewar thread
04b36e No.14966144
A majority of this conference so far ive just kinda been out of it looking at lewds on twitter
I feel like im overall having a better time because of it
28725c No.14966150
>>14966122
>Haha I love sucking kike dick and taking my daddy issues up the ass/ not being white
kys nigger
f0fa8c No.14966159
AIDS NOW IN YOUR VIDEO GAMES
28725c No.14966171
>>14966144
Ive been waiting for video games.
d0c949 No.14966172
>>14966109
>tfw she will never give you a footjob
8bbbe0 No.14966177
f0fa8c No.14966185
DLC
EPISODIC RELEASE
DLC
EPISODIC RELEASE
DLC
EPISODIC RELEASE
DLC
EPISODIC RELEASE
DLC
EPISODIC RELEASE
DLC
EPISODIC RELEASE
208435 No.14966188
>Ubisoft
>Free DLC
What's happening. What's the catch?
a52e14 No.14966191
>>14966144
Every E3 the last 5 years I've only watched maybe 10% of it. The rest is alt tabbed or shitposting in chat.
99dbc4 No.14966193
Raids were already in The Division, it was called Incursion.
2279b1 No.14966198
>Free DLC
Okay what's the gimmick?
e88ebb No.14966202
>>14966122
>stop breeding with white women goys
>diversity is our strength!
d0c949 No.14966203
e2f45f No.14966208
>youll have to wait a year for us to give you the whole game
jesus christ
f3637a No.14966210
>>14966188
the base game is 2 hours long
e1f474 No.14966213
>>14966144
yeah this is remarkably dull
ac5c40 No.14966216
>>14966198
You have to buy Division 2.
28725c No.14966217
>>14966198
You have to open loot crates to get the DLC at random.
535668 No.14966226
>remember, drumpf is more important than games. you need to buy into our propaganda
HOLY CHRIST, FUCK YOU
a52e14 No.14966231
>This is America starts playing
JESUS CHRIST
f3637a No.14966237
>you want to be on the right side of history, don't you goyim? Buy the game!
e88ebb No.14966252
>>14966198
They give you parts of the game piecemeal and disguise it as "free dlc" when you're just getting what you should have gotten at launch
12e750 No.14966260
>>14964980
Hey, I remember her from Resident Evil 5.
36d343 No.14966267
They really are this out of touch? Amazing.
411549 No.14966271
>>14966226
I'm actually trying to look for shit that sets this apart from the anti-government shit they did during the Bush years, and the only thing I've seen is that one crack about "The Wall".
39329b No.14966272
This artist started off when he was looking for genre suggestions on /mu/ and the two responses he got were "black metal" and "nigger music". It's true look it up.
d0c949 No.14966275
BREAKING NEWS: DRUMPF RESIGNING AFTER SEEING THIS CONFERENCE
f0fa8c No.14966280
WHY DOES FRANCE CARE ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS HOLY SHIT
535668 No.14966281
Was Tom Clancy a patriot? A bunch of jews and communist lovers just co-opted his name and legacy, right?
877303 No.14966282
Tom Clancy's™ Drumpf Is Hitler for Xbox One and PS4.
2279b1 No.14966292
>>14966280
BECAUSE THEY ARE FAGGOTS
1e8299 No.14966300
Wow, I don't give a damn.
>>14966109
>tfw her ex was a piece of shit and treated her bad
28725c No.14966301
OH GOD LIVE MUSIC NOPE NOPE NOPE
d0c949 No.14966314
19da6e No.14966316
>Donk rabbids
Oh please god no
2279b1 No.14966319
What is this fucking pixel fucking garbage?
28725c No.14966334
>>14966281
Pretty much, he wrote luke warm spy thriller books.
8bbbe0 No.14966337
>Bunch of women being led by a man
TRIGGERED
99dbc4 No.14966340
e88ebb No.14966343
>>14966280
France does not, but the kike globalists that own shares in most companies do
36d343 No.14966349
They don't have any games?
535668 No.14966350
But who's the qt on cello?
30fa22 No.14966357
RAAAAAYMAN?
nope just dk kms
f0fa8c No.14966362
>this is an video games conference
d0c949 No.14966368
2279b1 No.14966375
Rabbids shit needs to die
a52e14 No.14966376
God damn am I glad I had those 5 shots. I couldn't deal with this otherwise.
28725c No.14966386
f3637a No.14966393
one more
Grant no what are you doing stop
30fa22 No.14966396
when ubisoft ruined dmy life with rayman rayving rabbids i dint think id have to suffer a decade+ later…
99dbc4 No.14966399
Tina Guo with her electric cello. Noice.
e88ebb No.14966405
>>14966376
>tfw out of liquor
f0fa8c No.14966409
d3b1a6 No.14966412
This is actually one of the better live performances of E3. Too bad it had to be tainted by Rabbids
8bbbe0 No.14966413
>Rabbids are somehow still a thing
>All your favourite franchises are dead but rabbids are still here
e2f45f No.14966417
>>14966376
my crippling depression prevents me from feeling anything but apathy so at least its good for something
99dbc4 No.14966427
d87f48 No.14966428
>another xcom clone but with monkey dong this time
a52e14 No.14966431
>>14966405
Go get some more. Sony is almost 4 hours away.
39329b No.14966444
tbh it's still less "insightful political commentary" than Watch DOgs 2
535668 No.14966453
>>14966427
God's work, anon
208435 No.14966458
did the white girl actually have a goblin nose?
39329b No.14966462
>>14966437
That might as well had been the free space tbh, fucking frogs
36d343 No.14966469
I hate female "rockstars". They are all shit.
f0fa8c No.14966471
MARIO + RABBITS + DONKEY KONG
b0c8f9 No.14966485
>Piracy is dead
They fucking wish.
19da6e No.14966486
Post cute negresses to distract us from the rape of Donkey Kong.
d0c949 No.14966498
>>14966469
You take that back
f0fa8c No.14966501
8bbbe0 No.14966504
5b80d3 No.14966508
12e750 No.14966509
>>14966469
David Bowie was alright.
411549 No.14966525
Why are they using the music from the new King Arthur film?
f3637a No.14966534
39329b No.14966535
b0c8f9 No.14966544
>>14966486
Only one and two.
2279b1 No.14966547
>WHITE WOMEN IN NEW GAME XD
f0fa8c No.14966552
WE WUZ KANGS N' QUEENS N' SHHIEEET
=FUCK EVIL WHITE MEN
36d343 No.14966557
>>14966498
No, they are all posers thinking they are cool when they are vapid fucking vaginas who bleed every month.
208435 No.14966567
39329b No.14966568
d8be2e No.14966572
WE SAILED DA OSHUNZ N SHEEEIT
36d343 No.14966582
>>14966501
They will make the games so shit nobody will pirate games anymore.
5b80d3 No.14966590
8bbbe0 No.14966596
>Skull and bones
Real original title there lads.
535668 No.14966611
>scarf
>glasses
>soy
Jesus Christ, video games need to die right fucking now
d0c949 No.14966612
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d87f48 No.14966615
411549 No.14966627
f3637a No.14966628
WE WUZ PIRATEZ N SHIET
WE WUZ KANGZ N QUANZ N SHIET
WE WUZ ALPHA PREDATORZ N SHIET
WE WUZ FRIENDZ N ENEMIEZ N SHIT
b0386b No.14966632
>>14966607
>no gameplay
>this looks ok
kys
e2f45f No.14966638
>>14966607
doubtful that youll say that when you see what the gameplay is
f0fa8c No.14966639
IT'S SUMMER YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
535668 No.14966642
d0c949 No.14966645
39329b No.14966648
>>14966607
this cgi trailer looks good
ffs it's not even "in engine" like cybberpunk
99dbc4 No.14966652
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I seriously hope that Ubisoft hire Bear McCreary to score Skull & Bones.
39329b No.14966657
WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THREES
d8be2e No.14966659
>>14966639
he needs the warmth for his cold lizard blood.
d3b1a6 No.14966660
Has there been a pirate game that has came out recently that hasn't been complete shit?
12e750 No.14966663
Over/under on this having even less content than Sea of Thieves, anyone?
dc94d5 No.14966664
>>14966632
>>14966638
Literally the first trailer they released, LAST YEAR, was ENTIRELY GAMEPLAY
36d343 No.14966668
Why are there women shoved into every fucking thing? No women were fucking pirates, if they were affiliated with pirates they were at best whores.
I'm so sick of it.
5b80d3 No.14966673
>>14966607
>game
That was a trailer anon. The game won't like 1/10th as good
e88ebb No.14966674
>>14966639
Not even the heat must prevent you from dressing your most soy
e2f45f No.14966690
>>14966664
i know. and it was shit
1e8299 No.14966707
I am gonna say FUCK tonight in public.
FUCK TRUMP, am I right?
8bbbe0 No.14966708
>Bullying the portuguese
No
d8be2e No.14966711
a52e14 No.14966713
So this is basically the pirate game everybody wanted from ACIV? I can fucks with it. Hopefully they don't fuck it up. Between this and Sea Of Thieves, I can see a sort of pirate vidya revival, much like what we had in the early 2000s.
f3637a No.14966714
f0fa8c No.14966719
>Real life pirates back in the day:
Massive Ottoman, Greek, Spanish and other European fleets of battle-hardened criminals and excellent fighters
>Pirates as Ubisoft imagines them:
NIGGERS AND WYMYN AND SOY BEARDS N' SHIIEEEEEEEEEET
b0c8f9 No.14966722
8bbbe0 No.14966730
>>14966668
Why are you asking questions when you already know the answer?
2279b1 No.14966732
This game better let me create a crew of all men
e1f474 No.14966742
>>14966668
there were at least 3
5b80d3 No.14966746
>>14966719
>implying nigger pirates weren't a thing
411549 No.14966753
>>14966742
Weren't two of them the mistresses for another pirate?
208435 No.14966759
>>14966719
Free slaves were involved, right? Not sure there were any famous captains tho.
f0fa8c No.14966760
>>14966746
They were irrelevant and got roflstomped by whites
f3637a No.14966761
>wooden ships exploding
must've been a lot of missiles aboard that shit
2279b1 No.14966765
d8be2e No.14966768
>>14966746
you mean unruly slaves?
99dbc4 No.14966769
Notice how this version of the game doesn't look like what they revealed 2 years ago?
a52e14 No.14966775
>>14966668
Women WERE pirates, but yeah they were very few and far in between. They were commonly masked as men, and they knew that should they be found out as women, their life would be a living hell.
Still though, you know the real reason why women are being involved in games like this nowadays.
d87f48 No.14966778
>>14966719
There were slave ships that killed the merchants and went pirate. There were wimmin pirates. Calm your tits.
f35c75 No.14966783
>>14966607
I won't lie, I enjoy what I see right now, but think beyond the scope. You need more than just fighting other ships. What are the routinely motions? What is the quiet time like? There's a lot which Ubi aren't telling us in this
e2f45f No.14966784
>>14966760
>implying we're not still chasing blacki pirates outside of africa
19da6e No.14966789
>>14966707
Don't fuck Trump, fuck niggers.
b0c8f9 No.14966802
411549 No.14966803
>>14966769
Saw that too. The original gameplay shown reminded me a setting similar to One Piece (The world is an ocean filled with pirates).
d8be2e No.14966804
>>14966789
Beastiality is not okay anon.
39329b No.14966806
this game looks like fucking trash
e2f45f No.14966812
>>14966783
>There's a lot which Ubi aren't telling us in this
bingo
they make it sound like there was exploration and information gathering but im far from convinced. what if your just teleported to a mission space?
36d343 No.14966824
>>14966778
About as accurate as the modern myth of the women viking warrior.
I'm sick of this shit.
f0fa8c No.14966836
>HUD shows exactly where your shots go
>Captain controls everything
This will be a shit casual pirate game, won't it
12e750 No.14966840
>>14966761
>not coating your hull in nitroglycerine
99dbc4 No.14966843
>>14966803
The original gameplay was the naval sections of Black Flag with a few new textures, now it's a complete new game.
8bbbe0 No.14966853
1e8299 No.14966869
>>14966789
I think you took it too far there for /v/.
04b36e No.14966881
f3637a No.14966882
Oh hey it's toby mcguire!
dc94d5 No.14966893
>>14966761
>What are powder kegs
535668 No.14966903
EVEN THE TREES WALKED
IN THOSE FUCKING GAMES
e88ebb No.14966904
208435 No.14966914
Is this a game about Todd?
39329b No.14966919
why even have the french person on stage if you have a big actor
411549 No.14966929
We present a 90's FMV game.
99dbc4 No.14966934
>>14966908
>When a Hollywood producer wants your boipucci
f0fa8c No.14966940
>A game so horrible it leaves you with haunting memories even when you stop playing
36d343 No.14966951
>Haunting memories
Like the times Hollywood execs raped your butthole Frodo?
8bbbe0 No.14966954
>>14966919
Didn't you see his programing malfunctioning?
535668 No.14966959
So is this the sequel to Gone Homo?
12e750 No.14966960
>>14966940
Well, it fits for Ubisoft at least.
8bbbe0 No.14966962
>>14966951
>Pedo dad simulator
f3637a No.14966969
36d343 No.14966993
Observer did this but 1000 times more interesting and better.
e88ebb No.14966998
>>14966969
>the french steal the silent hills concept
>make it worse
411549 No.14967000
af2b4a No.14967002
Oh shit is their toy game that never happened last year?
1e8299 No.14967008
This is nice. live action inside a game engine. I like it !
8bbbe0 No.14967010
This is very no mans sky.
b0c8f9 No.14967016
a52e14 No.14967018
>>14966998
When have the french ever done something original and substantial in the last 100 years?
2279b1 No.14967019
e88ebb No.14967032
f3637a No.14967040
f0fa8c No.14967047
Oh look, indieshit where the game assets don't match because some are bought, some are outsourced and some were made by the studio, as a result the game looks like a clusterfuck.
0503b4 No.14967055
2279b1 No.14967065
d8be2e No.14967075
af2b4a No.14967078
Not much variety if i can only switch two weapons on a ship.
2279b1 No.14967091
535668 No.14967098
video games are proliferated with the most vile cancer imaginable, and it there's yet to be any effective treatment. i don't know what to do.
5b80d3 No.14967108
d3b1a6 No.14967111
12e750 No.14967113
>>14967098
You know exactly what to do.
f0fa8c No.14967116
411549 No.14967119
af2b4a No.14967131
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e88ebb No.14967144
>>14967098
there will never be a crash, only thing you can do is try and start your own publisher
e2f45f No.14967154
>grown people going crazy over a fox
f3637a No.14967155
does this mean I can use amebos?
411549 No.14967165
The sad part is that this will be the best Star Fox game in a decade.
8bbbe0 No.14967167
What dirt does this canadian french have on shiggy?
af2b4a No.14967168
Oh no
Are they gonna talk to the ship?o
Oh please no
0a49b1 No.14967170
19da6e No.14967172
>Mario UBI'D
>Donkey Kong UBI'D
>Starfox UBI'D
When will it end?
5b80d3 No.14967173
04b36e No.14967176
>Glance at screen
>Starfox
e88ebb No.14967190
>soytendo letting the french use starfox in there stupid toy game
f35c75 No.14967203
>Star Fox add-on
Fuck you guys, I'm calling that decent.
>>14967047
There is one bright side and one bright side only to that
b0c8f9 No.14967206
>Shiggy diggy at the Ubi conference
Waht the fuck?
a52e14 No.14967207
Oh my god, it's Miyamoto.
dc94d5 No.14967212
WE CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY FUCKS ON NINTENDO SWITCH
1e8299 No.14967217
Damn this show will go until 11..
I wouldl ike to take a shower before PC Gamer..
2279b1 No.14967221
AHHHHH MAKE IT STOP GOD PLEASE
535668 No.14967226
>infiltrate Mario
>infiltrate Donkey Kong
>now Star Fox
ubisoft is a literal, tangible cancer killing Nintendo and Miyamoto is allowing it wholesale. Miyamoto needs to die.
d87f48 No.14967228
>shiggy appears at ubi's show
d3b1a6 No.14967237
Fucking Rabbids are gonna be in Smash aren't they?
d8be2e No.14967255
Shiggy's brain has begun to rot.
af2b4a No.14967260
e88ebb No.14967265
>soyamoto
YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THIS STUPID TOY GAME WILL BE ON THE SOYTENDO STREAM TOO
f3637a No.14967272
HE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH YOU GAY FRENCH FUCK
12e750 No.14967279
99dbc4 No.14967286
>Miyamoto
That old gook is finally letting other people make his games.
e2f45f No.14967287
he has fucking dementia he has no idea whats happening right now
d4181c No.14967309
I'm gonna need some more booze
8bbbe0 No.14967313
d87f48 No.14967322
>>14967279
>it happened before so it's ok
411549 No.14967328
For Honor returns? Didn't that game flop?
af2b4a No.14967330
>>14967287
>why the fuck is a fox in a space ship
>whos ubisoft
>whos nintendo
>wheres japan
e88ebb No.14967337
d8be2e No.14967341
5b80d3 No.14967344
What does this expression convey?
f0fa8c No.14967349
>We wouldn't be here without your money
af2b4a No.14967356
99dbc4 No.14967360
>For Honor
<It's not the badass viking with the cane
I guess Ubishit got rid of him.
f3637a No.14967361
>streamers
>cosplayers
>artist
just the one
e2f45f No.14967362
535668 No.14967363
>>14967344
"I can't see shit!"
2279b1 No.14967390
8bbbe0 No.14967395
d0c949 No.14967405
e88ebb No.14967406
99dbc4 No.14967407
For Honor is so dead on PC that they have to make the standard edition (((free)))
411549 No.14967408
>A woman in the suit
OH, FUCK OFF!
af2b4a No.14967412
>woman
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
39329b No.14967413
>>14967328
Yeah, but they brag about how they fixed it months down the line, that's the new trends these days
ac5c40 No.14967414
>>14967344
This is my Legacy?
d3b1a6 No.14967415
Of course there's more women. Why wouldn't there be more women.
f0fa8c No.14967417
STROOOOOOOONNNNNKKK WYYYYYYYMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNN
VIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEOOOO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
19da6e No.14967419
>>14967344
>Sirry Frenchmannu, he think I know whattu this is
>Wait, did I makeu dis geimu?
>Where Birr Trinnen, he tell me what going on
12e750 No.14967428
>>14967406
No. Don't let the addicts tell you otherwise.
1e8299 No.14967436
What is this French elitism today on the presentations?
>WOMAN IN A METAL 200 POUND ARMOR !!!
f35c75 No.14967448
>>14967344
Genuine pride.
Convince me that he's making a mistake. Rabbids was disturbingly decent, and I didn't notice anything cringy about Starlink
99dbc4 No.14967450
>Strong woman
>slow motion
>sad piano cover starts playing
5b80d3 No.14967456
d0c949 No.14967457
af2b4a No.14967458
>literally guan yu
Fucking why
f3637a No.14967471
>free starter edition
does it come with a lag switch?
>we want the chink audience
19da6e No.14967476
>Nobody bought our game
>We'd better add chinese shit so maybe the chinks will be interested
8bbbe0 No.14967478
>Have you noticed how you hear a big happy audience but when they actually show the audience no one is even cracking a smile? They're just sitting stone faced and clapping.
e2f45f No.14967483
honestly cool trailer, just a shame that the game is a mess
f0fa8c No.14967493
>Blade slice somehow cuts through thick steel
UBISOFT YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED AND DON'T KNOW HOW REAL ARMOR WORKS
THEY WORE ARMOR BECAUSE IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO PENETRATE IT NOT BECAUSE IT LOOKED COOL YOU FUCKING FRENCH INCOMPETENT FUCKS
1e8299 No.14967501
Wait, are they presenting to their employees ??
Wtf is the point..
f3637a No.14967510
>>14967483
no it isn't
look at halo 3 trailer, rewatch this, look me in the face and say that shit again
e2f45f No.14967541
>>14967510
honestly cool trailer, just a shame that the game is a mess
535668 No.14967543
I have got to learn to stop watching E3. For some reason I keep thinking the disappointment will be fun, and yet all it does it suck the soul out of me.
12e750 No.14967544
>>14967501
It's a test to see just how good of a goy you are.
f21b7b No.14967547
>>14964944
checked. report card is noice
19da6e No.14967553
Are the players of this game still triggered by people saying Deus Vult in chat?
411549 No.14967555
8bbbe0 No.14967556
Who let this cat lady on stage?
f0fa8c No.14967558
>chinks beating anyone else
?
a52e14 No.14967562
dc94d5 No.14967568
>>14967493
It's not a realistic game you autistic idiot.
d0c949 No.14967575
I'd get my hands on her titties
535668 No.14967578
>more french faggots
god kill me
f3637a No.14967580
does this qualify as CRAPCUNTS if it's not a shooter?
af2b4a No.14967581
What the fuck are those hamster teeth
87b317 No.14967588
1e8299 No.14967590
e2f45f No.14967591
>>14967553
thats like half the gameplay though
5b80d3 No.14967593
Is there anything worse than the French accent?
f0fa8c No.14967594
>>14967568
THEN DON'T MAKE A REALISTIC-LOOKING CGI TRAILER YOU CANCER CUCK
2279b1 No.14967596
587e81 No.14967607
>>14964785
First evil! Aqua and now evil! Jade? I'm in tears now.
I asked Sam, Ubisoft's AI bot what happen, she was no help. Gave me Rainbow 6 stuff about two charries being taken out, tweak, and put back in.
f3637a No.14967609
>>14967596
www.e3countdown.com
dc94d5 No.14967619
>>14967594
They do whatever the fuck they want with it. It's a fantasy game, not set in the real world.
You goddamn fucking RETARD
e2f45f No.14967623
>>14967594
>realistic looking
you didnt look too hard did you
f21b7b No.14967625
>>14964997
>Pounding between thick thighs until you fall asleep exhausted
d0c949 No.14967626
>>14967594
Chill out Skallagrim
f3637a No.14967633
didn't we see the exact same trailer last year?
04b36e No.14967639
>For Honor
>Crew 2
man I cant care
back to twitter I go
a52e14 No.14967648
>>14967633
>Implying I remember last years e3
Oh my sweet summerchild.
b0c8f9 No.14967649
a01c0c No.14967657
>sequels to games nobody liked in the first place
af2b4a No.14967669
AWWWW YEAH THE LORE RAPE WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
b0c8f9 No.14967675
8a0980 No.14967676
04b36e No.14967677
>>14967626
The dude just put out a video on what would be the best enchantment for a sword he dont care either
>>14967649
its exclusively for porn
d4181c No.14967679
>>14967617
Ubisoft is tearing us apart
12e750 No.14967684
>>14967657
You waited until now to post this?
0ccfb5 No.14967694
19da6e No.14967695
>White man
>Black son
COLONIZED
5b80d3 No.14967698
>niggers in my Roman game
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
411549 No.14967706
>>14967657
Also, the first Crew game was about a criminal clearing his name. What does the sequal have to do with it apart from name?
535668 No.14967708
>sunken city
ATLANTIS, THERE IT IS
b0c8f9 No.14967710
>>14967677 (checked)
>(((porn)))
39329b No.14967712
pls give elias toufexis money
2279b1 No.14967725
ASS ASS CREED GREECE WITH A MIXED RACE SON
535668 No.14967726
36d343 No.14967734
I don't get it, is this still about computer-simulation and aliens?
2279b1 No.14967741
f0fa8c No.14967743
>The fate of Greece
Greeks didn't call themselves that you fucking retarded french subhuman retarded sub 20 IQ worthless cucked monkeys
af2b4a No.14967750
Tell me he has fucking superpowers.
f3637a No.14967760
>want to explore ancient greece
>but have to play Assassin's Creed: We Wanted To Make Movies Instead to do so
36d343 No.14967762
>>14967726
Who change their race as they age?
5b80d3 No.14967770
>>14967743
>characters are speaking English
>expecting them to use Greek words
hurrrr
535668 No.14967779
>>14967762
The adult model looked black to you?
8bbbe0 No.14967789
af2b4a No.14967794
Fuck you, AssCreed has NEVER been an rpg.
f0fa8c No.14967795
>>14967770
They could use Hellas instead, retard
a52e14 No.14967808
>Choosing the play as a woman
lol, what are you, gay?
d0c949 No.14967813
>>14967789
>t. /wooo/ board owner
e1f474 No.14967817
>>14967794
it has been as of last year
5b80d3 No.14967822
>>14967795
They're not speaking in Greek, retard
19da6e No.14967824
Both of those playable characters looked white, I'm impressed.
2279b1 No.14967829
>>14967695
BECAUSE HE GOT BLACKED, FAGGOT
36d343 No.14967830
>>14967779
No, but did the kid like white to you?
0ccfb5 No.14967838
FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT FUCK YOU UBISOFT
f0fa8c No.14967839
THERE WERE NO FEMALE WARRIORS IN THE ENTIRETY OF GREEK HISTORY EVER EVER EVER WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF COMMUNISTS DURING THE 1946 CIVIL WAR
t. historian
535668 No.14967842
>>14967830
Does he look black now, as an adult?
f0fa8c No.14967850
>>14967822
Hellas is in English. faggot
f3637a No.14967851
>every single game has a female protag in some capacity
>ancient greece getting pozzed even farther
99dbc4 No.14967856
Of course they had to contradict the canon.
5b80d3 No.14967858
Will they let me have a bunch of helot slaves?
12e750 No.14967867
How the fuck anyone ever gave even a half of a shit about this series still perplexes me to this day.
e2f45f No.14967874
i liked origins. technically it was impressive as fuck. this one might be a little rushed though
8bbbe0 No.14967877
Is this the new mass effect?
af2b4a No.14967878
JESUS FUCK THEY ARE SUPERPOWERS
39329b No.14967884
0ccfb5 No.14967885
This shit makes me wonder why even bother with historical settings if you're going to rape them to death anyway?
99dbc4 No.14967892
f35c75 No.14967901
Why are Greeks black now?
>>14967547
Why thank you.
0ccfb5 No.14967903
d87f48 No.14967904
>>14967867
The first couple were pretty decent and the most pozzed thing was mild implications that da vinci was gay (he was IRL).
36d343 No.14967907
>>14967842
No, so again, who changes their race as they age?
>>14967839
Wait until they find some female grave with swords and now they will claim all soldiers were females.
5b80d3 No.14967911
SOCRATES ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
f0fa8c No.14967916
GREEKS WERE TANNED BUT THE PEOPLE IN THIS TRAILER LOOK LIKE LITERAL NIGGERS WHAT THE FUCK THEY LOOK NOTHING LIKE ACTUAL GREEKS WTF
f3637a No.14967932
fuck this is painful to watch
f35c75 No.14967938
>>14967901
Actually, she's tanned, I'm retarded
dc94d5 No.14967944
Mediterraneans weren't fucking pearl white you know.
The sun gave them a good tan.
f3637a No.14967945
>Socrates spelled with a K
why?
535668 No.14967950
>>14967907
It's the same person, anon.
2279b1 No.14967954
Of course you plan as a woman
411549 No.14967957
So, did they actually say "female spartan"?
a52e14 No.14967958
>>14967945
Historical revisionism, bro.
f0fa8c No.14967965
>>14967944
A tan, not nigger skin. They look nothing like actual Greeks in this trailer
39329b No.14967969
Socrates was a fucking nigger. Fuck socrates.
12e750 No.14967978
>>14967882
I wonder if the Athenians will force feed him purple drank at his execution.
5b80d3 No.14967981
>>14967958
>>14967945
>not spelling it Σωκρᾰτης
e2f45f No.14967983
im actually interested. go figure
0ccfb5 No.14967992
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
dc94d5 No.14967997
>>14967969
>Literally the first person to realize (((democracy))) is dogshit
>Nigger
Fuck off.
af2b4a No.14968003
Kassandra is mildly attractive at least.
f0fa8c No.14968010
ΤΙ ΚΑΝΑΤΕ ΣΤΟΥΣ ΕΛΛΗΝΕΣ ΡΕ ΜΑΛΑΚΕ
36d343 No.14968017
>>14967950
I know, so why did he go from black facial features and tanned skin into a fucking white guy as he grew older?
535668 No.14968026
>>14967965
Because he wasn't black?
dc94d5 No.14968031
>>14967992
It's a statue, Anon. Stone. Romanticized artistic depiction, not a fucking photo.
f3637a No.14968046
ef9af3 No.14968047
f0fa8c No.14968049
>Γυναίκα πολεμίστρια από τη Σπάρτη
587e81 No.14968054
Hmmm, Skull and Bones, at least I won't bite Ubisoft's head off for doing diversity…For now. Since there are women pirates lost in history, so unknown that they're not in the written history books. I'll just bite their heads off for the usual Denuvo/microstransactions/other DRMs/stupidity.
ef9af3 No.14968055
12e750 No.14968057
>>14968031
Literally every post you've made in this thread is just really weak apologetics. You seem almost personally invested in this.
a52e14 No.14968061
WE WUZ FEMALE WARRIORS N SHEEEIIITTTT
36d343 No.14968073
>Assassin's Creed
>Go toe-to-toe without armor against a fully armed warrior
Where's the bloody assasinations? The stealth-elements of the first two games?
0ccfb5 No.14968081
>>14968031
I'm aware of that, but it's still the closest thing we have to an accurate depiction of what he may have looked like.
2279b1 No.14968082
If dubs this will be My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 and it will be made for niggers
ef9af3 No.14968087
S P A R T A N Z N S H I E T
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411549 No.14968088
Okay, there we go, female spartan.
535668 No.14968091
>>14968026
Shit, that was meant for >>14968017
e2f45f No.14968104
>>14968054
>Since there are women pirates lost in history, so unknown that they're not in the written history books
then how the fuck do you know it was a thing
a52e14 No.14968107
>Teleports onto horse
>Hits a man off his horse from ten feet out
>Shields flying 40 feet into the air
I can't deal.
af2b4a No.14968113
>>14968073
Bayek invented stealth in Origins in Egypt.
411549 No.14968116
>>14968073
>Where's the bloody assasinations? The stealth-elements of the first two games?
How about the platforming left-over from when it was a PoP spinoff?
36d343 No.14968118
This is fucking offensive and that fucking accent, they sound like Somalis.
f0fa8c No.14968127
A GAME WHERE YOU PLAY AS A NIGGER SPARTAN WOMAN KILLING ATHENIANS
5b80d3 No.14968133
>just random disorganized fighting
>not Phalanx warfare
WHERE'S MY PHALANX WARFARE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
dc94d5 No.14968138
>>14968057
Assassin's Creed is dogshit but even a slight tan is considered nigger now apparently. What the fuck do you want people who live near the fucking sun to look like? Nords?
e2f45f No.14968139
>>14968073
its still there but action makes for a better trailer
99dbc4 No.14968141
The Dank Souls of AssCreeds
12e750 No.14968155
>>14968138
Learn how IDs work you bootyblasted shill.
ef9af3 No.14968169
GAME INDUSTRY IS FINISHED FUGGGGGGG
535668 No.14968170
>>14968138
>Assassin's Creed is dogshit but even a slight tan is considered nigger now apparently
I get where you're coming from anon, and I agree, but even Socrates looked a bit suspect.
2279b1 No.14968175
d87f48 No.14968179
>games full of black and brown people
>everyone who comes out on stage is white
36d343 No.14968184
>>14968113
>>14968116
How about the times you actually had to stay in a low profile to avoid having guards on your ass all the time?
1e8299 No.14968186
FUCK YES, GREECE !!
WHITE MALE PROTAGONIST !!
We are back to gaming anons!
>>14967657
a52e14 No.14968187
Only Sony can save us now.
0ccfb5 No.14968188
GREEKS DON'T LOOK LIKE NIGGERS
a52e14 No.14968203
>>14968188
But they should still pay debts.
d87f48 No.14968204
>>14968184
That shit died when they decided to add 4 dozen ways of harrying the guards in ass2.
8bbbe0 No.14968205
>>14968184
Remember how the splinter cell series started? Remember how it ended?
af2b4a No.14968208
>>14968184
Nah dude, minotaurs and superpowers tho.
99dbc4 No.14968218
e2f45f No.14968225
well closed the stream this was fun guys try not to get tanned cause that makes you a nigger apparently
587e81 No.14968226
>>14968104
Some old documentaries, especially one about Anne Bonney and Mary Reed. Vaguely remember saying that some slip through from capture.
36d343 No.14968242
>>14968208
Why not go full ham and include all the mythos? Make a fucking Hercules-game instead?
99dbc4 No.14968244
04b36e No.14968246
Man that entire conference was pretty boring
PC gaming show is up in a bit, thank god were almost at the post limit already.
Ill start making the new thread now
f3637a No.14968248
I consider Ass creed shovelware at this point.
39329b No.14968253
Warning: dead dove, do not eat
e88ebb No.14968255
UPDATE AND POST YOUR REPORT CARDS
8bbbe0 No.14968256
34 shill posts on the wall.
b0c8f9 No.14968259
>>14968225
Yes. Attempting to emulate melanin enrichment is niggerly.
ef9af3 No.14968270
DO NOT BUY DO NOT PIRATE UBIJEW (((GAMES))) DO NOT GIVE ATTENTION STARVE THEM TO DEATH
12e750 No.14968273
>>14968179
>everyone who comes out on stage is white
I'm honestly not convinced.
e2f45f No.14968281
>>14968259
>being outside isnt healthy for you
f0fa8c No.14968282
>>14968225
THEY ARE TOO TANNED YOU FUCKING RETARD THEY LOOK NOTHING LIKE ACTUAL GREEKS YOU HAVE TO BE TURBO RETARDED TO THINK THAT THEY LOOK EVEN REMOTELY REALISTIC
b0c8f9 No.14968285
dc94d5 No.14968287
>>14968155
I know what IDs are you fucking faggot. Be a little more tact in your judgement at least.
>>14968170
Yeah he looked a bit too dark in that, not gonna lie, but the rest look rather fair. The woman protag obviously shouldn't be there either.
Not like I'll be buying anymore ubishit anyways, for honor was the last and will remain the last time I'll ever be tricked
af2b4a No.14968294
>>14968242
What? No. Fuck no. Hercules wasnt a woman, let alone a POC. What are you thinking?
36d343 No.14968307
>>14968225
>Not noticing the nigger lips,the nigger nose, the forehead and all that shit
I bet you they were lazy fucks who took a kid model from Assassin's Creed Origins and tried to make it less tan.
b0c8f9 No.14968311
>>14968281
Yes. Why do you think I'm on hatechan?
e2f45f No.14968319
>>14968282
i dont care its basically ubisoft saying they think greeks arent white. which is funny
e2f45f No.14968352
>>14968307
i wasnt focusing on small ethnical facial traits in a videogame trailer, no. they looked fine to me you pathetic autist
587e81 No.14968355
>>14968307
Currently watching the AC trailer, I'm mentally banging my head about this.
Watch as this game has a glitchy launch.
af2b4a No.14968368
So is PC gonna be worth watching? They revealing anything of worth?
0ccfb5 No.14968379
f0fa8c No.14968382
>>14968352
>>>/cuckchan/
Get the fuck out you retarded spastic nigger. Defending Ubisoft nigger games unironically jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with your brain
04b36e No.14968385
Alright boys, new thread is live:
GOGOGO
>>14968367
>>14968367
>>14968367
>>14968368
I go over it a bit in the OP of the new thread
tl;dr dont expect much
36d343 No.14968391
99dbc4 No.14968395
>>14968307
Origins was good but this shit is ridiculous.
e2f45f No.14968405
>>14968382
>>14968391
>being this insecure
have fun guys i gotta sleep now
587e81 No.14968500
Ubisoft's all "You can pick your gender in AC: Odyssey."
Wondering how historically accurate/inaccurate the female Spartan is? I won't defend Ubisoft when amature historians/expert historians are attacking them. I might as well get the popcorn ready when that happens.
d87f48 No.14968563
>>14968500
>Wondering how historically accurate/inaccurate the female Spartan is?
Half of the Spartans were female. The stupid thing is she's a female warrior. The greeks had extremely strict gender roles.
3f799b No.14968619
>>14968226
If I may interject for a moment, Their weren't many female pirates but there were a few, they usually escaped capture or execution by getting pregnant since they wouldn't kill an unborn child. Also the reason why their names were lost were because they didn't really do anything of remembrance so they just plain weren't worth remembering
587e81 No.14968806
>>14968563
Ubi is gonna hand wave it as the Assassins/Templars are mega progressive for their time, unlike the rest of the historical society.
Just wait for the Discovery Tour, I won't be surprise if this leaks into the "edutainment" tour.
1e8299 No.14968900
I just came back from shower !
What did I miss from PC games??
39329b No.14969042
>>14968900
Some SJW game, and the announcer just straight up said "we've got like 12 battle royale games u guys"
587e81 No.14969090
>>14968900
Me (After seeing Beyond Good and Evil 2 trailer's ending): WHY?!
f35c75 No.14969093
>>14969042
lads, move to the new comfy thread >>14968385