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aefbed No.14960581

MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL

What are other times devs have gone on maximum damage control like embedded?

Lets laugh at them.

1a066a No.14960597

The first one I can think of is Infinity Ward's infamous "It's not balanced for lean" in regards to the shitshow that was Modern Warfare 2


5b55f0 No.14960617

>>14960581

>>14960597

Wasn't MW2 wildly successful tho?

There was the Agony censorship fiasco recently which ended with the devs promising (((free))) AO dlc. Before that I recall Creative Assembly defending releasing Total WaWa with so few factions and releasing the rest as dlc because its hard to make new factions.


6cf273 No.14960619

>>14960581

Didn't we have this exact same thread two days ago?


1a066a No.14960620

>>14960617

>Wasn't MW2 wildly successful tho?

Doesn't mean it isn't a piece of shit.


37a878 No.14960622

>>14960581

>2:08

>Yandere Simulator is almost as complex as a Hitman game combined with a Persona game

Up until then, I kinda agreed with him, that the more complex and ambitious game you have, the longer it takes to develop, and the more people you have, theoretically the less time it takes, though I think the examples he gave weren't the best, but to say that his game is """"""""almost"""""""" as complex, as not just a Hitman game, but also a Persona game, is pure bullshit, I am surprised he didn't say that his games is also as complex as a Yakuza game, because he has some QTE fights in the game.


6cf273 No.14960629

>>14960622

Fucker just adds in feature creep and doesn't try to improve his code whatsoever. Last I checked he added in punished yandere-chan, instead of working on completing the first rival or anything important. Oh and then when he censored the skirt menu for twitch. Big nosed faggot.


f62db0 No.14960632

>>14960629

Truly the Star Citizen of obscure weeaboo dating games.


37a878 No.14960670

>4:36

>If a group of weird people on the internet, decide that they feel completely justified in treating you like garbage and you are subjected to abuse of treatment of a daily basis for multiple years, you will become depressed, which will affect your productivity, which will cause people to call you lazy or a scam artist, which will cause you to receive even more abuse

It's been over a year, and he is still buthurt about us, hell it's been what, months since the last Yandere Simulator thread? so he should be happy that we are ignoring him and thus not abusing him. I was in those threads, and he wasn't abused in any way shape or form, besiding getting called a fagot when he tried to make an open world map, or try to implement a Yakuza-like fighting system, in his stealth game, that probably still doesn't have sound and light based detection.


aefbed No.14960678

>>14960629

I remember when he was complaining that his code was a mess and he would use kickstarter money to get someone to redo it and make it neat

He was working with TinyBuild as well

But then he Just stopped working on it and was twitch streaming constantly. and then the Cuphead Video came out and then people made the virgin yandere dev vs chad cuphead developer meme and he went radio silent

I can almost guarantee he will make a new kickstarter or indiegogo thing


e4f754 No.14960684

>>14960581

>no comments allowed

>YandereDev still salty at us

>these ambitions thrown at his game

It's a good laugh. Nothing more. He'll crash and burn, like with every project of his before, but since he got higher with that one, he'll crash harder and burn more.


e54a19 No.14960687

It's not damage control. It just takes a long time to make a videogame. WoW is several million lines of code. On a good day, a good 8 hour work week, a good programmer will get between 12-15 lines of actual code added to the codebase.


bab488 No.14960689

>>14960678

I thought that everywhere else what a better audience to coddle his ego, he said so himself.


1ce69f No.14960693

File: 514d37665ecb4fd⋯.png (407.79 KB, 680x560, 17:14, iiud.png)

>implying he's wrong or un justified in any way shape or form


aefbed No.14960696

>>14960687

>>14960693

Hi Yandev

Decided to come back did you?

I see you know how to use a VPN now.


f62db0 No.14960702

>>14960693

He's definitely JUSTified.


149d09 No.14960705

>>14960581

Battleborn with Randy telling people to get hyped with his shitfest game than Overwatch, and goes into lolcow territory by making a Battleborn porn subreddit and then feigning ignorance, or how about Cliffy-B with LawBreakers and Radical Heights, the former has him crying about the haters and Epic Games for poaching his employees and the latter against Twitch streamers who didn't like the game.


722217 No.14960708

>>14960581

Wow. 9 whole minutes of him covering his ass just to say he's going to miss his 2019 release deadline.


18e796 No.14960710

>>14960687

t. pajeet


ada6cd No.14960713

>>14960629

>doesn't try to improve his code whatsoever

He literally can't improve his own code and was working with someone who'd do it for him. That relationship broke down because he couldn't understand the programmer's work, because his ego is massive, and because he generally doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. He's also just way too busy streaming and reading fanmail to do any actual work.


0637c6 No.14960716

File: f3180790052b2b2⋯.jpg (115.36 KB, 1024x729, 1024:729, 7uuRofAh.jpg)

>>14960693

JUST YANDERE MY LIFE UP


477438 No.14960718

Predictable. Reminder that Yanderedev was chased away from this board for first censoring the game despite the poll results, posting a premade reply to the thread about that and then sperging out. One of our banners is based on that incident. There were many blunders over the years in which the devs went full damage control like Fable, Battle Cruiser 3000 and recently Mighty Number 9. In some cases rightfully so with attmempts to actually fix, sometimes not at all.


f62db0 No.14960723

File: 5c54b201fa81f6f⋯.png (107.18 KB, 242x369, 242:369, his hair and optimism gone.png)

>>14960716

>20

>2008

>cuckdev is becoming a wizard this year


37a878 No.14960727

File: 5ef9572f1a3cb4c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.13 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Oy vey, leave me alone, th….png)

And the cherry on top is at 6:05

>In 2016 I tried to estimate when might be a reasonable release date for Yandere Simulator, using the information that was available to me at the time I decided that 2019 sounded like a realistic target to hit. In the two years that have passed since then, I've gained much more knowledge, experience and information that has helped me form a new estimate for when I think the game will be completed, and that estimate is

*drum beat*

>pic related

I am mad, even though I never game him a single cent, and remember he has over 4k on patreon. How can you say that after two years of knowledge on developing a game, that you don't even know when the game will be finished, there is a reason why publishers give developers a hard limit on when the game is supposed to be done, because otherwise you risk getting faggots like Chris Roberts who will bloat his games with more features, instead of working on core aspects of the game.

He then has the audacity to compare his prototype, to Cyberpunk 2077, well guess what CD Project Red, was doing besides working on that game, developing Witcher 3 and it's DLC, plus a shitty card game, they had a reason for keeping mostly radio silent on the other game, since they were focusing their efforts on W3, and after that was done, they revealed a new trailer for E3. All Yandev has been doing, is bloating his game, he still hasn't implemented the first rival.


82593a No.14960730

File: 4a66680fecbf668⋯.jpg (76.55 KB, 402x471, 134:157, 1349009238878.jpg)

>>14960629

This

He keeps playing new game to find new shit to add to his game.

Problem is, there's a time when you've got to say "the core gameplay is finished, I could add more shit, but that would take more time to add them." This is true for all work of art, be it video games, movies or drawings.

He's trying to make the ultimate game of this genre, with so much stuff to do in it people will keep playing it for years.

Except, for those kind of games, you need more than just one guy and an army of fanboys who makes only artwork for you

This is the star citizen of indie, it is necessary to tell yourself to stop and polish what features you have in your game instead of adding more stuff.


149d09 No.14960737

>>14960718

He's a fucking faggot then and now he's in deeper lolcowshit, his hugbox went from here, but he got butthurt and went to reddit, then he left and went to his youtube vlogs, then he closed comments and moved on to his final safe space, fucking dis/cord with an army of mods that kiss his ass and an automatic banlist of words like "EvaXephon" his incapability to stop being an envious sperg against people who are better than him and can help him finish his shitty still-using-unity-asset meme game, but he loves self-sabotaging all his efforts and have his bootlickers pat him in the head for having a "bad day", while he's alienating his patreon backers and telling them they don't understand.


0637c6 No.14960742

>>14960723

I doubt it, he probable fucked some chick that was into his game


9285b8 No.14960743

>>14960693

We told you, you're here forever.


aefbed No.14960756

>>14960727

>He wants to pull a cyberpunk 2077}

Lol no faggot


59713f No.14960759

>>14960716

I was put in a uni group project with a guy who looked just like this. He smelled of very sour milk and was oddly obsessed with pentagons


9285b8 No.14960770

Also

>he's still salty about 8ch


477438 No.14960771

>>14960727

>otherwise a faggot like Chris Roberts would bloat his games with more features, instead of working on core aspects of the game.

Corrected. Croberts was under origin's and later EA's thumb when he earned most of his fame. Wing Commander's insane size combined with the high price for floppy disks might have softened Origin up for a sale to EA. Even if that isn't true, he managed to make the many devs of Strike Commander so ass frustrated, that they smuggled shitposts about his horrible leadership into the manual of that game.


37a878 No.14960780

>>14960771

I was mostly thinking of Freelancer, when M$ had to kick him off the project to salvage, whatever was left.


805dcf No.14960784

File: 69bfc3316116474⋯.png (103.97 KB, 870x142, 435:71, fucking ebin.png)

>>14960770

He's salty about youtube retards asking him for a release date. It's what happens when one closes themselves in a safe-space like he did with shitcord.


9285b8 No.14960789

>>14960784

In the video itself he is crying about us calling him a piece of shit.


e54a19 No.14960797

Nobody is perfect.


8de1fb No.14960799

>>14960687

t. cuckdev


d10517 No.14960805

>>14960784

>50 months of uploading videos.

>About 6 hours of actually working on the game.


12cf74 No.14960806

File: ce11b3617a505f7⋯.png (650.68 KB, 1257x712, 1257:712, ce11b3617a505f7a8a5b168e7a….png)

>>14960693

Mate you should just start selling JPG's. I know a guy who can get you in on the scam.


805dcf No.14960810

>>14960789

Yeah, I just think its fucking hysterical how he lets Youtube of all places hurt his feelings. No way in fucking hell he could've stayed here.


477438 No.14960828

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14960780

That came later. Which brings me to another example that is much closer to Yanderesim.

>>14960770

More like a Duke Nukem Forever. Remember what a piece of shit that was? George Broussard wanted to pull of that one Level that was somehow possible in the build engine but impossible in IDTech 2 and later Unreal The entire fucking Hoover Dam in one map. On the side, he has bloated up the game so hard that it was a Frankenstein of all popular Egoshooters of the 2000s. Speaking of Frankenstein: They had to rape Unreal 2 so hard that they couldn't update to Unreal 3 without scrapping half of the work to make Broussards functional specs even theoretically viable. As a result of this, the custom Leveleditor wasn't part of the release.

>>14960797

Whatever you say, cuckdev. Have fun with your Spaghetticode and this video.


bab488 No.14960830

>>14960759

His soyjaw doesn't do him any favors.


0cbd03 No.14960836

>>14960581

>Here's a list of indie games and their development time, notice the correlation between development time and game complexity

>Posts a bunch of games that don't correlate complexity to development time

>Undertale and Axiom Verge are one man teams

>Posts Owlboy as the penultimate complex project, a game that can be 100% with two evenings

>Compares his game that takes place in one place to a Hitman game with multiple levels

>Claims that productivity dropped due to harassment and depression for multiple years

>Also claimed that he's less enthusiastic to work on it due to how long he's worked on it

>Yet still took everyone's cash the entire time

>Uses Cyberpunk 2077 as an example of why he doesn't need a release date

>Devs said during E3 that the only reason they haven't done more with it is because they wanted to make Witcher 3 full and complete

>YanDev is making Youtube videos while another company made and released an expansion for Witcher 3 before finishing another game

>Whole point is moot because Cyberpunk 2077 is due before the end of June next year

>Cyberpunk 2077 will release before Yandare Sim is complete

>Tells people to just stop playing the game so that nobody will be disappointed with it's slow progress

>Talks about how he did that with another game that started development 5 years ago

>Still releases versions for people to play because he wants to bring in Patreon bucks

I never cared that Yandare Simulator existed but never in my life has someone made me want to make a competing game and then finish it before the original game came out than YanDev.


8a0d7d No.14960837

Wasn't he getting pushed into being a ideafag when he signed up with the company that he partnered up with?


477438 No.14960841

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

And another one.

>>14960837

He dropped that partnership by sperging out at the programmer since he didn't understand the C# code.


7f0e3d No.14960842

>>14960716

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING NOSE


66b888 No.14960857

>>14960687

>8 hour work week

Living the dream.

>between 12-15 lines of actual code added to the codebase

I too hate my job and will not put in any effort to advance.


6cf273 No.14960870

File: b1636f1f793fd03⋯.jpg (11.4 KB, 255x223, 255:223, 1d6c857e2bfd511242cea45413….jpg)

>>14960670

>tfw /v/ is yandere-devs first girlfriend and he can't get over that he fucked it all up

>>14960678

Or when he said he'd just get it to a certain point and let a company take over. That never happened either.

>>14960713

He can try. Dunno why he's so autistic about the e-mails instead of doing anything to improve his situation.

>>14960730

Shit that cuphead spergout was real?


bab488 No.14960873

>>14960842

It's a roman nose but it's fucking huge like a kike.


9285b8 No.14960878

>>14960873

He's just a kike.


f62db0 No.14960883

>>14960870

>He can try. Dunno why he's so autistic about the e-mails instead of doing anything to improve his situation.

He's just using those emails as an excuse for his laziness. He can at least tell himself that he's doing something.


9dae45 No.14960895

File: acc56a08cdbf046⋯.png (101.74 KB, 828x801, 92:89, 1468930000819.png)

>>14960687

>>14960693

FUCK OFF CUCKDEV


9dae45 No.14960905

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

DAILY REMINDER THAT YANDEREDEV IS EVAXEPHON

EVAXEPHON IS A COMPLETE DEGENERATE LOWCOW

DAILY REMINDER THAT YANDEREDEV IS EVAXEPHON

EVAXEPHON IS A COMPLETE DEGENERATE LOWCOW

DAILY REMINDER THAT YANDEREDEV IS EVAXEPHON

EVAXEPHON IS A COMPLETE DEGENERATE LOWCOW


9fd656 No.14960917

File: 7789632f1ce1336⋯.png (18.32 KB, 255x177, 85:59, 0d7c73c4bc6382e39d03915d0b….png)

>>14960895

Jesus fucking christ, what on God's earth is that unholy mess of code.


6b412f No.14960918

Stop making this thread you fucking cuckchan nigger, use /lolcow/ if you're this obsessed.


64c954 No.14960920

I don't understand this saga. I haven't paid any attention to it. Can someone tell me if I have this wrong? This is what I understand from reading shitposts about this faggot:

> AGDG fag tries to make a dumb weebshit game.

> People generally kind of like dumb weebshit.

> Fag is a complete sperg who can't handle bantz and thinks everyone should be nice to his gay ass weebshit game, despite it beeing full fucking weeaboo and inviting at least joking ridicule.

> Some gay shit with steam that I don't remember.

> Is continually assmad at anons because their life is working on a gay weeb game that they get their feelings hurt over.

Am I missing anything?


e54a19 No.14960923

>>14960920

>tries to make a dumb weebshit game

There is no "trying" here, the game is being funded and developed. The main problem is that Yandere-dev has to be the manager, producer, and programmer of a project, where any one of those is a full time job. That doesn't mean the game isn't being done.


a2fd59 No.14960927

>>14960923

Shouldn't you be developing the game rather than doing damage control so obviously?


9dae45 No.14960935

>>14960917

Basically Cuckdev over here can't code shit. Back when he was still using his name EvaXephon he was trying to make a shitty weeb fighting game (which was a disaster). He asked help from the Skullgirl devs and they did reply and explain to him all of the huge flaws in the code of his game. Instead of accepting the criticism, Eva ended up sperging out and yelling that they're bullying them. The Skullgirls devs had enough and told him to fuck off.

There's also the recent case where he hired a guy to fix his horrible spaghetti code for Yandere Simulator. After his game's code got fixed he sperged out again because

>c-couldn't understand the code

Thus the entire game is coded like this picture.

Also, an autist recreated the entirety of Yandere Simulator within 2 days. That's the depth of this game's code.


bab488 No.14960943

>>14960935

Eva was trippfagging and shitposting on /v/ like a decade back plugging his god damn Persona 3 stream like a retarded weeb shithead.


bab488 No.14960949

>>14960878

Oh right, his nose dips, fucking kikes.


9fd656 No.14960950

>>14960935

If the entire codebase is like that, no wonder he takes fucking ages for even the smallest addition.


64c954 No.14960951

>>14960923

Well, at least you didn't deny being a sperg since you more or less confirmed that with this post. I have no dog in this hunt. As far as I knew it was already released or something considering how long ago the initial drama I mostly managed to ignore was. But good to know it still doesn't even really exist.


477438 No.14960954

>>14960870

>Shit that cuphead spergout was real?

Yes. There are compilations of his Twitch spergouts already.

>>14960918

Nice try, yandev.

>>14960920

>Halfcuck from Gaia supposes his game idea to AGDG

>It blows up, becaus /v/ likes hitman and had no idea who he was

>He is hack

>The game wasn't mocked for being weebshit, but for being full of bugs and meme eastereggs instead of shit he the game needs.

>Censors the game in favor of the hugbox called plebbit

>gets hammered more for his bullshit excuse for the censorship

>Fucks off for good

> Is still assmad at anons because his life is working on a gay weeb game that he gets their feelings hurt over.

As pathetic and unfunny Yandev is, he hasn't sunk low enough to become a tranny.

>>14960935

He can't read C# code and rather works in JS which is a horrible programming language for games that are more complex than Newgrounds flash games.


430ff2 No.14960958

>>14960935

>Also, an autist recreated the entirety of Yandere Simulator within 2 days. That's the depth of this game's code.

Pardon?


1a6692 No.14960966

Even my sister, who's an extremely charitable ultra normalfag, couldn't take YanDev's bullshit anymore and unsubbed him. If he's trying to do damage control he's really, really bad at it.


8348a3 No.14960973

File: 0be6b9497f02a33⋯.gif (645.6 KB, 512x481, 512:481, 1436048310359.gif)

>>14960958

It's been done multiple times actually. Pajeets made knockoffs for mobile etc. to cash in on the gravy train and made a more complete and functional game in something like a week.


64c954 No.14960974

>>14960954

>As pathetic and unfunny Yandev is, he hasn't sunk low enough to become a tranny.

Thanks for clearing that up.


606c7a No.14960976

>>14960622

To be fair, a Persona game is about as "complex" as an NES Final Fantasy title.


a2fd59 No.14960981

>>14960966

Post sister pics. Kthx.


1a6692 No.14960982

>>14960973

I need a functioning example just so I can enjoy the ridiculousness of it.


ea317d No.14960983


aa20d2 No.14960985

>>14960713

>>14960629

I read somewhere that Yandev brought the new programmer in and the new guy was improving his code, but then Yandev lost his shit because

>He was pretty much changing syntax that doesn't change anything much except syntax


FROM
if (teacher == "false")

TO
if (!teacher)


6cf273 No.14960987

File: 583bf18ea778985⋯.jpg (55.25 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 583bf18ea7789851a6f107d926….jpg)

Okay, so I bothered to actually watch the video. He is definitely still salty about the fallout here. He's also implying it's still happening, which either means he's using us as a scapegoat or he still lurks here living in your head yandev

rent free

Second, he actually suggested people stop paying attention to development of his game, instead of asking when it's done. Doesn't he rely on patreon bux? This seems incredibly stupid to do, considering if they stop paying attention, then lose interest, they're probably not gonna want to keep funding him.

>>14960954

>there's compilations

Got any good ones to link?

>>14960985

I mean, he is autistic, so I believe it.


f62db0 No.14960998

>>14960981

I agree.


1a6692 No.14961003

>>14960985

I thought it was because Yandev couldn't comprehend his code and it was way above his skill level?

Either way, this is something that could have been easily worked out with a simple, level-headed conversation. But YanDev, being a sperg, sabotaged it.


430ff2 No.14961006

>>14960985

This has to be a joke.


8348a3 No.14961019

>>14960982

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.teaandcakegames.yandere

The funniest shit is they all use the same asset store character model as cuckdev's game and there is not a god damn thing he can do about it


f62db0 No.14961029

File: fa7fd5a4be8ae80⋯.gif (227.23 KB, 600x679, 600:679, devilish.gif)

>>14961019

>there's six other exact same games in the recommended thing on the right

CUCKDEV, CUCKDEV, HOW WILL YOU EVER RECOVER?


eb2c2b No.14961051

fuck

off

yancuck

and

don't

come

back


aa20d2 No.14961059

>>14960987

>>14961003

>>14961006

I'm not sure how reliable the source is, but this is the exact quote I read somewhere else:

>1. Yandere Simulator only started using version control when this programmer came on, and YandereDev specifically mentions merge conflicts in his posts.

<I didn't want to risk "merge conflicts" that occur when two programmers modify the same script and then have to resolve conflicting code.

>2. The only programmer to work alongside YandereDev and improve his code is from tinyBuild.

<The programmer made a small number of meaningful improvements to the game, but overall, the majority of the work he did was to go over my code and re-write it without actually improving the game's performance. For example, changing (foo == false) to (!foo). Busywork that had no actual impact on the game.

<When the first Unity 5 build was released, @Zombie and I decompiled the code we were mocking the code for having such little changes and the improvements were stuff like "!foo", etc.

>3. He states he didn't want the code to become foreign to him. Later on, I took another look at the code and saw significant improvements to the code done by tinyBuild. This is the only way the code could of become foreign to him.

<I didn't want to risk the programmer modifying my code in ways that make it alien and foreign to me, impeding my ability to make progress on the game.

>4. He doesn't like the programmer's personality. I've spoken to the programmer giving suggestions on how the code could possibly be improved. The programmer is blunt and focuses on getting the job done, and would be blunt towards YandereDev like most programmers.

<I didn't want to risk being forced into a situation where I'm reliant on the assistance of someone whose personality is difficult to tolerate

>5. He doesn't want the game to be rewritten. I spoke to the programmer specifically about rewriting the code and he seemed really frustrated at not being able to do so. I wouldn't be surprised he was the one who suggested leaving the project.

<I'm not willing to put the game into that kind of state at this point in time, so his hands were kind of tied, and there was very little he could actually do.


aa20d2 No.14961065


430ff2 No.14961069

>>14961059

>Busywork that had no actual impact on the game.

How can one man be so foolish?


f62db0 No.14961090

File: 7cd2900b0acb4b1⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1565x774, 1565:774, CUCKDEV.png)

wew

lads


85dc61 No.14961092

Holy fuck, /v/ really full of retards.

You can't even discuss games here anymore, simply because of knee-jerk reactions.


ea317d No.14961101

>>14961092

ugh this

thank goodness reddit is still ok


f3931a No.14961103

>>14960985

What's going on there? He's comparing a variable called teacher to a string that says "false" instead of a boolean false? How much of a performance impact would that have?


9dae45 No.14961104

>>14961092

Fuck off cuckchan. Cuckdev threads were banned years ago on /v/.


3e6166 No.14961108

I just wanted a good game about being a yandere, goddamnit.


6b412f No.14961110

>>14961092

WHAT GAME?


805dcf No.14961114

>>14961092

Oh yes, Eva. Let's talk about how horrible your game is :^)


bab488 No.14961117

>>14961108

You shouldn't have asked the resident town tripfaggot with a Gonzo anime as a userhandle that would never shut the fuck up about Persona 3 with a nose dripping like that.


7bd0d6 No.14961124

>>14961103

A string in JavaScript is an array of UTC-16 characters, each of which takes up 16 bits of memory. Meaning that instead of taking up 1 bit with a boolean, he takes up 80 by spelling out "false." Now multiply this by hundreds if not thousands of times that appears in the code, and you start getting the outlines of the reason for the game's horrid performance.


66b888 No.14961130

>>14961103

A boolean is basically a 1 or 0 bit. A string is fuckhuge compared to that.

I don't think he's actually that retarded to use a string for a boolean equation.


66b888 No.14961136

>>14961130

Ignore this comment, he is that retarded. Holy shit.

>>14960895


6b412f No.14961142

>>14961124

I'd imagine his code has way bigger problems than that, since according to this >>14960895 the code is one big if tree (he doesn't even use switch case).


477438 No.14961144

>>14961092

Yeah, Let's discuss your shit game instead of faggots who introduce feature creep like you and then had to leave the damage control to Marketing or had to get removed from their position so their games could even come out.


e54a19 No.14961145

>>14961124

Except a boolean would never take up "1 bit" in this case. The JS and C# code are converted to Intermediate Language, which is then converted to native code by a JIT compiler. A simple boolean is 32 bits or 64 bits depending on your machine.


f62db0 No.14961149

>>14961130

>anon sees hope in mankind

>>14961136

>anon loses hope in mankind

Took less than three minutes. A new record.


aa20d2 No.14961157

>>14960687

>a good programmer will get between 12-15 lines of actual code added to the codebase.

That is way too slow, honestly.

No way is anyone ever pumping 12-15 lines of code in 8 hours considered good.


6b412f No.14961166

>>14961157

It isn't.


37a878 No.14961188

>>14960976

I don't know about JavScript, but in C and Java string comparison works like this:

>you have two strings A and B

>you take the first letter of A and the first letter of B

>if first letter of A is bigger it returns 1, it the first letter of B is bigger it returns -1(or vice versa)

>if they are equal, you take the second letter of both A and B

>repeat the process, until you either reach the end of one of the words, or one letter is bigger than another

Instead, a boolean comparrison is just

>compare A to 1 or 0

So you have one comparrison, versus several comparisons, plus a boolean value can fit inside one bit of memory(very efficient), whereas the string "false" occupies 5 bytes of memory, so 40 bits.

I saw plenty of times the image in >>14960895 , and I alwats thought it was because he used if-else instead of switch-case, but it's more than this, he is comparing strings.

>if (this.Witnessed == "Weapon and Blood and Insanity")

He should have a bunch of defines or their equivalent in JS, so in C it would look like

#define WEAPON 0x01

#define BLOOD 0x10

#define INSANITY 0x100

#define WEAPON_AND_BLOOD_AND_INSANITY WEAPON & BLOOD & INSANITY // 0x111

So instead of the fuck huge string comparison, he now has a comparison with something that takes 3 bits of memory(less than one byte, and less than one character).

I hope he is reading all of this.


1a6692 No.14961203

>>14961104

Even Cuckchan makes fun of him now.


6b412f No.14961204

>>14961188

>defining hexadecimals

for what purpose


e54a19 No.14961210

>>14961188

>So instead of the fuck huge string comparison, he now has a comparison with something that takes 3 bits of memory(less than one byte, and less than one character).

Except it wouldn't take 3 bits of memory, you have no idea what you're talking about. Unity's JIT compiler uses object oriented assembly, with each instruction taking at least a byte. A single comparison is going to load two objects onto the stack, compare them, and then do something based on that. That translates to four instructions, or at the ABSOLUTE smallest, 4 bytes of instructions. It's going to more, of course, because you're accessing either a hash of the string (4-8 bytes) or its static address(4-8 bytes).

It's not 3 fucking bits.


7bd0d6 No.14961228

>>14961145

>>14961210

Sorry anon, I'm not really a programmer aside from dabbling in arduino shit, is Unity really that bad at memory management?


e54a19 No.14961259

>>14961228

Most of the design is just following ECMA specifications, but their implementation is terrible. Last time I checked they were using a two decade old non-generational garbage collector because of some licensing bullshit.


e0617a No.14961261

File: 6c5a28a25ec1712⋯.jpg (497.03 KB, 2373x1779, 791:593, 9123921.jpg)

Hey Faggots,

You guys may know me as 'YandereDev', and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm an independent game developer and started one of the most successful crowdfunding campaigns in recent history. What games have you made and what do you even do, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot, yandere girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: it's your new God.


aa20d2 No.14961263

>>14961188

I'm admittedly not good in terms of programming.

But would it be better to ultimately make use of a sort of binary table comparison when dealing with these sort of problem?

Like how Unix/Linux deals with file permissions up to 7.

Just for example:


Weapon = W, Blood = B, Insanity = I
WBI
000
001
010
011
100
101
110
111

That way we can use: Witnessed = 3?


477438 No.14961268

>>14961228

I assume yes. In fact you have almost no control over the memory allocation just like Java. Besides that, its very brain dead in the way the scripting is meant to work. All the things you put in the scene are objects and the code of an object is a element of it. Whatever the hell an element is suppose to be.


7101ff No.14961271

File: b8671188a71b2a5⋯.jpg (28.17 KB, 500x336, 125:84, Ayy.jpg)

>>14961261

Even photoshop doesn't do him any favors. Now he just looks like an ayylmao.


888993 No.14961289

>>14961204

He's an idiot, it's fine.


7101ff No.14961297

>>14961288

Mein fuhrer, he has already closed Youtube comments.


7e5f15 No.14961303

>decide to make your dream game and post about it on 4chan

>4chan gets tired of your obvious faggotry

>decide to continue development and post about it on reddit

>reddit gets tired of your constant excuses

>decide to post about your forever-alpha game in a fan disagreement

>…

Is the next step tumblr or youtube comments? How much farther can he fall?


37a878 No.14961313

>>14961145

>A simple boolean is 32 bits or 64 bits depending on your machine.

Holy shit, I didn't know JS was that bad.

>>14961210

As I said, I didn't know how JS worked, I mostly work in C, but I am sure that it's more efficient than comparing it to the "Weapon and Blood and Insanity" string.

>>14961204

In order to do bitwise operations, plus you might have 15 cases to check so instead of having 15 different variables, you put all of them into a single variable, using the bitwise operations. I am not an expert in C, but it's preferable than comparring strings.

>>14961157

It depends honestly, if you are at the second half or last third stage of a project, when 80% of the code has already been written, you also have to deal with issues/bugs/errors, found by the testing team, so you receive an issue, test to make sure it happens on your machine as well, if not, you have to contact the tester to ask him how he did it. Then you have to find what causes the problem, implement a solution, check that it's in accordance with the specifications/documentation provided by the client, then you also have to test, to make sure you don't break other shit, then must also try to make the code as efficient as possible, so instead of writing 20 lines of code, you try to reduce to 7 or 13, you also have to ask other programmers from your team to look at your code, and say if it's decent or not, and you also have to do the same thing with their code. Lastly, the code should respect whatever specifications you are given like MISRA, and make sure that the functions you added, or the functions you added to, don't become too complex, in which case you have to separate the functions, into other smaller functions.

>tl;dr you don't just write code, you have to make sure it's efficient

>t. c automotive developer


7e5f15 No.14961314

>>14961297

Maybe he will only contact people through a patreon-only email list?


149d09 No.14961315

>>14961303

Disc/ord


37a878 No.14961319

>>14961313

>I wrote that giant wall of text, and forgot the most important thing

Of course, Yandev doesn't have this excuse, he doesn't know how to code efficiently, and he is adding too much bloat, instead of focusing on the core issues.


cee338 No.14961324

File: af2a0c7f7783546⋯.png (29.42 KB, 741x568, 741:568, reddit frog.png)

>>14960895

>>14960917

Can anyone explain to me what's wrong with it


12dfcc No.14961327

>>14961324

Go away reddit frog, no one likes you.


625377 No.14961333

>>14960620

>if i hate everything i will fit in!

>games are shit!

>>>/cuckchan/


ea317d No.14961334

>>14961327

>not liking based trump frog

>>>/leftypol/


37a878 No.14961341

>>14961263

That is what tried to implement using the bitwise operations, I admit I am not the best C developer or programmer, and I am still at my first job, after just finishing uni, if some anon knows a better way of doing it, I am eager to learn.


625377 No.14961342

>>14961327

>reddit frog

Fuck off, Clinton.

>>>/leftypol/


70328f No.14961345

CUPHEAD A GAME MADE BY 5 PEOPLE AND COMPLETELY HAND DRAWN IS VASTLY MORE COMPLEX THAN YOUR SHIT YANDERE DEV.


e54a19 No.14961352

>>14961313

You can go to the extra work of packing 8 booleans into a single byte (and C# helps you do this) but by default it's going to need to have a memory address the boolean is at, which will be 4 or 8 bytes depending on your machine. If you're dealing with an array of bytes, it's a lot better, since the array itself has a reference and all the booleans are just an offset. With the amount of abstraction we're dealing with, the inefficiencies aren't really where you'd expect although yandere-dev is still fucking retard. Odds are pretty good that the compiler noticed what he was doing, and converted the entire list of if/else statements into a hash table based on the strings. Then at runtime it would just use the value of the hashed input on that.


6cf273 No.14961372

File: 97af554407fb4e6⋯.jpg (24.18 KB, 251x246, 251:246, 141213514541354.JPG)

>>14961327

You sound upset.


2cabba No.14961381

>>14961324

Using that many if statements is bad practice and would increase performance needs.


f70d2c No.14961398

File: 478f83f585040ae⋯.gif (1.65 MB, 310x175, 62:35, butthurt.gif)

>>14960581

I favorite damage control was from that guy who was making that monster girl thing with the NTR


37a878 No.14961399

>>14961352

Maybe I am too much of a brainlet, but how does that differ from using bitwise operations? You still put the result into a single variable.

> If you're dealing with an array of bytes, it's a lot better, since the array itself has a reference and all the booleans are just an offset.

Oh, so you are saying that, because of how addressing works, it's better to put all the booleans in a single array, because then they would be at the same address, plus offsets? But, even if we put them in a single variable, it would still be at a single address(the address of the variable), plus offset. I am not trying to be a smartass, I am just trying to understand and learn.


149d09 No.14961406

>>14961398

Towercuck


6b412f No.14961410

>>14961313

Just use decimals 1 2 4 8 16 32 64 etc


46e73c No.14961414

>>14960716

He has a serious case of "JUST" face

Also he kinda looks like that Gym teacher from Persona 5


46e73c No.14961416

File: 52f3a212389f3bf⋯.jpg (147.53 KB, 700x742, 50:53, 52f.jpg)

>>14960895

I know jack shit about coding but that don't look right


f70d2c No.14961419

>>14961406

Couldn't remember his name, but I could never forget someone sending a DMCA request to have shit deleted that they don't own.


46e73c No.14961427


cee338 No.14961436

File: 912ba6ba74786f5⋯.jpg (18.73 KB, 495x362, 495:362, reddit frog's anger.jpg)

>>14961327

pls no bully


6b412f No.14961437

>>14961324

Picture an if instruction as a crossroad, you have to stop and then decide which way you're going. Successive if instructions are like successive crossroads, and you have to stop and decide at each one where you're going. Now if instructions aren't the most expensive, but if you're chaining 10 ifs at a time it's bad for performance if it's code that is used frequently and it's also bad for scaling because it doesn't just work when you add a new thing, you need to go back to that chain of ifs to add conditions.


9dc88e No.14961452

So the game suffered from major feature creep, and he blames it on harassment. Great


46e73c No.14961454

File: b19a6c74378cec3⋯.jpg (737.42 KB, 1235x1670, 247:334, 16 - 1 (1).jpg)

>>14961327

Guys what if this is Yanderfag trying to distract us from his shenanigans


46e73c No.14961456

>>14961452

He's too busy reading useless emails remember


f62db0 No.14961459

>>14961454

Yanderefag is in every yanderefag thread on the site, because he just can't get over the fact that he fucked up with here.


6cf273 No.14961464

>>14961456

reading e-mails about feature creep.


46e73c No.14961490

>>14961459

As soon as he sperged out we all should of seen this down fall coming


37a878 No.14961493

>>14961410

I looked a bit on stackoverflow and apparently, with modern C++ compilers(and I presume even C compilers) it's just as efficient using bitwise operations, as it is using decimals, so I guess it's just a matter of preference, also the code I posted was wrong, it should have been

#define WEAPON_AND_BLOOD_AND_INSANITY WEAPON | BLOOD | INSANITY // 0x111

Surprised, nobody called me one this.


e0617a No.14961510

File: a7f3688d9eee1ad⋯.jpg (489.94 KB, 2373x1779, 791:593, 9123921.jpg)

>>14961324

It's difficult to know without seeing the entire code. If the strings are only used once for comparisons then it's not a big deal. I know nothing about any context but:

1. He should probably use enumerations to refer to each string (those stored in Witnessed and Subtitle.UpdateLabel) because of all the repetition. An enumeration would mean that instead of comparing strings, he would be comparing booleans.

2. He could use a switch but not really important. A switch statement is literally made to handle lots of repeating if statements in this format.

3. For maximum performance (which isn't always the focus, especially in something like yanderdev) he could use bit operations that would essentially involve. This guy >>14961263 is right. The implementation could be like this:


// this.Witnessed stored prior to this if statement in 3 bit long bitstring
// e.g. this.Witnessed == 0b111 means weapon/blood/insanity
// e.g. this.Witnessed == 0b101 means weapon/insanity
// e.g. this.Witnessed == 0b001 means insanity

// reaction_array is an array that stores values "Insanity", "Weapon", "Blood"

// Enumeration SHOULD be used in place of binary numbers in code

if (this.Teacher) { // If it's the teacher
if (!this.WitnessedCorpse) { // If this (teacher) has not witnessed corpse
int reaction_id = 0;
if (this.Witnessed & 0b001) { // bit operation to check if bit 0 set
reaction_id = 1;
}
else if (this.Witnessed & 0b100) { // bit operation to check if bit 2 set
reaction_id = 2;
}
else if (this.Witnessed & 0b010) { // bit operation to check if bit 1 set
reaction_id = 3;
}

char label[30];
sprintf(label, "Teacher %s Reaction", reaction_array[reaction_id]); // formats the string
this.Subtitle.UpdateLabel(label, 1, (float)6);
this.GameOverCause = reaction_array[reaction_id];
}
}

>>14961381

LOL what? Structuring code with many if statements is perfectly valid.


805dcf No.14961518

File: 64f8f449d17ce87⋯.png (168.23 KB, 302x298, 151:149, jew.png)

>yfw Eva is actually using this thread to fix his shitty coding


e0617a No.14961527

>>14961493

Why use the preprocesser over enumerations?


enum dicks {
WEAPON = 4
BLOOD = 2
INSANITY = 1
}

if (something) {
this.Witnessed = WEAPON & INSANITY ;
}
else {
this.Witnessed = WEAPON & BLOOD;
}


46e73c No.14961536

File: 311e032543d41a2⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1920x1090, 192:109, DefiantGarbage.png)

The resemblance is uncanny


833114 No.14961546

>>14961536

>inb4 someone makes a NTR doujin of his mascot


9fd656 No.14961547

>>14961188

Alternatively, use enums:


enum Event : size_t {
WEAPON = 0, BLOOD, INSANITY, LEWD, TRESSPASSING, NUM_EVENTS
};

auto events = array<bool, NUM_EVENTS>{true, true, true, false, false};

if (events[WEAPON]) {
if (events[BLOOD]) {
doShit();
} else {
doOtherShit();
}
}


143825 No.14961559

File: a6f4fdcacb20444⋯.png (46.72 KB, 153x241, 153:241, LOL.png)

>>14961090

>his game is so bad, it's quite possibly indistinguishable from at least three of these games


46e73c No.14961561

File: c51f886bc392b19⋯.jpg (85.1 KB, 354x480, 59:80, c51f886bc392b196ca56f58342….jpg)

>>14961090

This is what happens when you buy assets


d84288 No.14961566

File: d139fcc40f79967⋯.png (206.25 KB, 960x400, 12:5, yandere.png)

It's incredible that this faggot has any fans


f62db0 No.14961571

>>14961566

>goes off on random guy

>random guy cucks out

His fans are bigger cucks than he is.


46e73c No.14961573

>>14961571

>>14961566

I know its easy to make jokes about how most fandoms are cults

But look at this shit


f62db0 No.14961577

>>14961573

I told you. This is the Star Citizen of obscure weeaboo dating sims.


37a878 No.14961579

>>14961527

>>14961547

Yeah, you are right, enumerations are a better implementation, especially for a state machine.


36becf No.14961589

>>14961566

It's most probably underage people that doesn't have any reference to base their opinions on.

Need more anon devs IMO, so that everyone else can compare him with and see how shit he is.


dd9a50 No.14961592

File: 6d87e337553a624⋯.jpg (72.08 KB, 518x360, 259:180, catatonic schitzo.jpg)

>>14961566 (czeched)

How awful.


f9266a No.14961595

File: 3f8db6a4de1a5b9⋯.jpg (107.64 KB, 960x720, 4:3, DFBeNEcUIAA2x5s.jpg)

>>14961573

>fandoms

When did this tumblr term become mainstreamed, it's called a fanbase. Fandoms are for mentally ill fujoshis who cry about "queerbaiting" and their "headcanons" actually that probably does fit for YandereSim


5dcabf No.14961626

File: 68215d3c9ed7984⋯.png (2.29 MB, 1600x1072, 100:67, Happy_birthday_yandere_cha….png)

>>14960581

the only thing of worth this project has produced is all the fan art ( well, at least some of its nice) this game is in a a worse place than Duke Nukem forever. even 15 years from now it still won't be out, the developer is a fraud/delusional autistic hebrew. I almost feel sorry for him, but I feel even more sorry for the people that donate any time, energy or money to this project. they'll never see a return on their investment.


11d68a No.14961645

I remember that one time, probably like 2 years ago I was watching yandevs personal stream and for some reason an argument broke out between him and one of his long time internet buddies (that he has probably known for 9+ years) in the chat about tit size.

yandev started getting real angry when buddy didn't agree with giant tits being the best form of tits, started making arguments like:

>liking small tits literally means you aren't attracted to women

>nature didn't intend for women to have small breasts, you only like them because you are secretly a pedo

>big tits show maturity, only pedos like small tits

he then started insulting him for being a pedo and a failure of a man and repeatedly told him to fuck off and never come back.

that guy still hangs out there to this day.


b5e57a No.14961673

File: 70e55ac6ec2de1b⋯.png (280.25 KB, 1209x484, 1209:484, BenedictArnoldDev .png)

>>14960670

>it's been what, months since the last Yandere Simulator thread

Years. He's still salty we called him out on his bullshit.


b98377 No.14961678

>>14961381

The string comparisons are the slow part, not the else if chain, which is more symbolic that he doesn't know how to organize his code in an easily extendable way. I can only imagine the amount of needless legwork he needs to do every time he adds a minor feature.


5b6065 No.14961679

File: fd8f75d8b58faf7⋯.png (157.03 KB, 448x358, 224:179, aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4ubml1Lm1vZS….png)

>tfw you've never gave $hekels to $tar Citizen: Anime Edition


cb7ffa No.14961706

File: 326e573fc9906e4⋯.jpg (666.04 KB, 4456x2196, 1114:549, MUH EMAILS.jpg)

>Yandev thread

Is he still sperging out about "muh e-mails"?


8348a3 No.14961721

File: ddc39615b4f1ec5⋯.jpg (23.31 KB, 300x250, 6:5, superthumb.jpg)

>>14961324

Most people criticizing this specific image don't even understand why it's garbage and make equal fools of themselves, but it is indeed garbage. There's honestly so much wrong with it it's confusing where to even begin. He should be using a switch statement rather than an endless if/else chain. He shouldn't be using redundant strings in the way he is. eg: "Insanity" "Weapon" "Weapon and Insanity" "Weapon and Blood" "Weapon and Blood and Insanity" etc. Utterly fucking retarded, I can't even imagine why he's doing this. He has repeated redundant function calls throughout the if/else chain because of this. He has multiple if statements even at the start that should only be a single one: if(this.Teacher && !this.WitnessedCorpse){ …

Overall it's just a complete clusterfuck of incompetence that should be thrown out and completely rewritten from the ground up.

t. agdg anon


e0617a No.14961748

>>14961721

I've seen it posted before and this thread was the first time I ever actually thought about it.

I think it's posted a lot because retards just assume "more words = worse code" but the only exceptionally terrible thing you can really infer is that he isn't using enumerations throughout his program and is storing variables that only exist for comparisons as strings.


9fd656 No.14961779

>>14961721

The code is garbage but I didn't go into specifics why. Just by refactoring how events are checked it's already an order of magnitude better. You shouldn't assume your fellow code monkeys are all brain dead.

t. agdg anon


d302f1 No.14961820

>>14960581

Dust: an elysian tale

took one furfag and voice actors he recruited online

took less than yandere sim has taken thus far

took less money than yandere sim has taken thus far

has beautiful graphics, fun gameplay, large world, engaging story, great game if it wasn't furshit

there is no excuse, hand the project, including the rights to the characters, setting, story, etc. over to someone else, preferably someone who is capable of taking criticism, isn't incompetent, isn't greedy, isn't an emotionally manipulative liar, doesn't give a shit what the name of the game is until after its finished, is willing to work with a team of professionals instead of wanting autistic control over an amateur project based on someone else's concepts merged with multiple triple-A game titles (such as stealth games - hitman, first-person visual novels/dating sims - all of them, and open-world rockstar games- gta, bully, etc.), and actually wants to make a fun game in a reasonably short time (even if it means cutting stuff out and adding it in later).

then he should off himself for killing his own pet project by making mistakes even when his own fans were yelling warnings at him not to.


1dd7c4 No.14961842

>>14960581

LMAO HE ACTUALLY COMPARED HIS GAME TO CYBERPUNK 2077!!! AHAHAHAHAHA


36f216 No.14961847

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14960727

>when it's done

Tales of Games's wins again


e7827b No.14961848

>>14961748

Actually a lot of self-proclaimed coders will completely fail to even notice the fact that he is using string comparison which you NEVER EVER do. If you are at a point in your code where you have to compare strings you did something wrong. So in No particular order so that you can use it as ammunition for the next time this image is posted (the first two are not technically mistakes but they're nigger-tier practices):

>Redundant use of this.Bla

>if(bla) instead of if(bla != null)

>Casting ints to floats explicitly (or at all for that matter)

>String comparisons as opposed to an enumeration + switch

>Why is WitnessedCorpse separate from Witnessed, why aren't they both part of the same enum?

>Why is GameOverCause not an enum?

>The strings passed in to UpdateLabel are obviously IDs and not literals so they should be enums too

>Every single call to UpdateLabel has him passing the same parameters except one which passes this.Concern. This is something that should've been an enum once again and the function should have had the last two parameters be optional since they're apparently often times unchanging

>The whole "call updatelabel and then set gameover cause" is WET and should've been encapsulated in its own function


3e9be4 No.14961855

>>14961324

In addition to what other anons have said, it's important to realize that string compares are slow as fuck, especially when compared to Boolean compares. If we call the amount of time that an integer (or bool) compare takes one cycle then checking

if (!teacher)
like in >>14960985 would take one cycle.

Comparably, when checking

if (teacher == "false")
YandereDev is preforming a string compare. This means that he is comparing the word "false" to the word "false". Each letter in the word is assigned a number based on the ASCII chart (or unicode if he's using that). Since "false" is 5 letters, that compare takes 5 cycles instead of just 1 like a Boolean compare would take. If he's using string compares for all of his bool checking in similar situations, then it explains why his game runs like such a piece of shit.


6cf273 No.14961868

File: 47c4c08f78f3601⋯.jpg (258.65 KB, 1400x1400, 1:1, 47c4c08f78f36013fb4b9f3515….jpg)

>>14961673

Post the screencap made above that, like two posts above when anon mentions that he's just doing the thread to give himself a reason to ditch us. I remember that day, mgo3 was released recently and I was playing it while lurking the thread


4f32bd No.14961872

File: 6d3bec8732655ba⋯.jpg (10.07 KB, 200x191, 200:191, 6d3bec8732655bab330acac238….jpg)

>>14961855

What the fuck, he was using "false" as a string?


85dc61 No.14961875

>>14961104

Banned why?

Because a few faggots don't like the dev.

I don't care if the dev is an asshole. Half of them are. This is board for discussing games and discussions should NOT be held hostage because a mod on a power trip or bunch of loud man-children throw a temper tantrum.


09dfd7 No.14961882

>>14961559

it's mainly because the yandere character is literally a default unity asset for anime girl


9fd656 No.14961891

>>14961748

Eh, I mean there's a few things. First of all, the "if (this.Teacher)" is ringing alarm bells in my head that YanDev has stuck this event checking code somewhere it shouldn't be. Here's a few observations:

1) What the fuck is "this.Teacher" supposed to insinuate, this looks like some hack to tell between student and teacher which both inherit a base class.

2) If, for the sake of argument, this code is in some class that handles the game state, why the fuck does it have the fields Teacher, WitnessedCorpse, Subtitle, and GameOverCause. This looks extremely poorly designed.

3) Why is only the subtitle updated via a function call, but the game over cause is updated by setting a field?

4) Why is he casting integer literals to floats instead of using the float literal suffix?

5) Why is he calling UpdateLabel with 3 parameters, if the last 2 aren't changing?

6) The obvious one, why is string comparison being used to compare witnessed events?


4e5fa8 No.14961892

File: d61af689d1112a2⋯.webm (795.32 KB, 480x360, 4:3, yfw.webm)

>>14961679

>mfw I used to give him some of my hard earned shekels on fucking Patreon

I must be fucking retarded, how did I ever get tricked into that?


77f7ad No.14961894

Can't say I blame him, can you imagine working on a game and having plebbit relentlessly asking when it'll be done? Personally I would go with "when it's finished" until I got to "Soon™" instead of going for the whinny faggot option but I get it.


b44c20 No.14961896

File: 6dd2e1c6c41a9cb⋯.gif (1.89 MB, 500x500, 1:1, olivia.gif)

Hasn't he made this video already? Quite a few times, in fact?


8ab36f No.14961898

File: 3b302ac49abb560⋯.jpg (136.37 KB, 778x751, 778:751, 3b302ac49abb560b1ec931aaa5….jpg)

>>14961334

>>14961342

>>14961372

>>14961427

>>14961436

BASED GOD EMPEROR TRUMPS 6M DIMENSIONAL CHESS

PRAISE KEK FELLOW CHANNER

Back to reddit.


09dfd7 No.14961900

>>14961313

>Holy shit, I didn't know JS was that bad.

it's not unique to JS you brainlet

all variables and pointers default to the target processor normal register size (64-bit in modern CPUs) unless otherwise stated by compiler. and since there's absolutely zero speed gains of using smaller variables nobody does that. hell, just writing procedures to handle 1bit variables would be more computational expensive than just keeping that one bit in it's own 8/16/32/64 register


e7827b No.14961917

>>14961900

There are a few exceptions to this but at the skill level that is being talked on here it is irrelevant.


3515c9 No.14961924

>>14960632

hold up, he is selling .jpg yandere waifus now?


6cf273 No.14961925

File: 2b8b6cfeeb67aaf⋯.gif (344.18 KB, 500x282, 250:141, 2b8b6cfeeb67aaf602889444ba….gif)

>>14961898

>mixbreed hand

Settle down carlos. The wall isn't done being built -yet


a30bed No.14961936

>>14961925

>What is lighting?


2d2024 No.14961940

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14960693

>implying he's not a thief and swindler in every way shape and form

>fishing for (you)'s

But you gave me a good opportunity to post the expose on his garbage and reddit cult.


6cf273 No.14961944

File: 8d728b100449678⋯.gif (888.39 KB, 450x252, 25:14, 8d728b100449678a2502b91608….gif)

>>14961936

The light has clearly hit that hand, and it is of a darker variation.


537462 No.14961945

>>14961188

>>14961263

>>14961510

None of you have even spotted the basic simplification to the logic. From reading the code there, he only needs three comparisons for that inner section (the readable part of it) at most, since the reason Insanity takes precedence over Weapon takes precedence over Blood, thus all he actually needs (without changing anything else) is

if (this.Witnessed == "Insanity"){
this.Subtitle.UpdateLabel("Teacher Insanity Reaction");
this.GameOverCause = "Insanity";
} else if (this.Witnessed == "Weapon"){
this.Subtitle.UpdateLabel("Teacher Weapon Reaction");
this.GameOverCause = "Weapon";
} else if (this.Witnessed == "Blood"){
this.Subtitle.UpdateLabel("Teacher Blood Reaction");
this.GameOverCause = "Blood";
}
…and so on. That he's recombining these terms unnecessarily is the most egregious and confidence-shattering mistake of his in my opinion.


46e73c No.14961946

>>14961940

>Tfw that video was uploaded by everyone and their mother


7fda17 No.14961950

File: 1e8099c05875313⋯.jpg (15.43 KB, 255x251, 255:251, 00bf56f452adeb05d0713fc974….jpg)

>>14961566

Wow, he's a piece of shit of a person

I was actually feeling bad for him for getting severely bullied but fuck him, he's an asshole


8ab36f No.14961953

File: 1e1bcfdefc9e7e0⋯.png (511.38 KB, 969x900, 323:300, 1e1bcfdefc9e7e086504bbd462….png)

>>14961925

>mixbreed hand

Do you even go outside?


6cf273 No.14961977

File: 523784c314196f1⋯.gif (129.82 KB, 500x300, 5:3, 523784c314196f1db1c69dfa59….gif)

>>14961950

Yes, there's no reason to treat someone who cares about something you're creating so cruelly.

>>14961953

It's not my fault you're brown.


f17582 No.14961984

>>14961944

It's a rather warm, weak light anon. He could be pale and just look brown as a result.


3515c9 No.14961990

File: 3422a309e188c1a⋯.png (888.37 KB, 950x940, 95:94, 1449511723134.png)

>>14960836

>because they wanted to make Witcher 3 full and complete

and they did an excellent job :^)


8ab36f No.14961997

File: 0c42194de8dbc0b⋯.jpg (66.73 KB, 800x651, 800:651, 0c42194de8dbc0bb496fe879cf….jpg)

>>14961925

Not my fault you haven't seen sunlight.


6cf273 No.14962028

File: 04a6619b8db7585⋯.gif (319.67 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 3ee830a82794cc7a0cab05b154….gif)

>>14961997

>the brown person blames the sun for his skin color, whilst trying to defame the actual white person in the room

Typical saracen behavior. Nonetheless, this is beginning to de-rail the thread, and you seem committed to the lie that you're not a brown person. As such, I will let you live with such fables in the interests of keeping this thread topical.

Polite sage for offtopic, saracen.


e0617a No.14962110

File: f5b8dd841f1b83d⋯.jpg (175.52 KB, 600x922, 300:461, 1461302573847.jpg)

>>14961945

My code did acknowledge that, hence why there were only three comparisons, dumbass faggot.

You deserve rape


8348a3 No.14962121

>>14961779

I wasn't referring to anyone in this thread when I said "Most people don't understand why it's garbage", I was just speaking in general. I have seen a lot of anons criticize it without having any actual idea what they're talking about.


6bcd7e No.14962132

As an amateur, newbie programmer myself, I have learned a valuable lesson from YandereDev:

==SHORTEN YOUR FUCKING SPAGHETTI CODE==


537462 No.14962134

Actually, following on from >>14961945 because I feel like whinging some more you three anons shouldn't be thinking about getting clever with bit-packing here. Comparing shit like "0x10" may be cute and sate your optimization autism but it also makes the code far less readable for no good reason. Were it me I'd have this.Witnessed be a struct with 5 or however many boolean variables needed (i.e. this.Witnessed.Insanity thru this.Witnessed.Trespassing or whatever) and be done with it. You can sit there and get creative and lets say in your massive project you do this 10,000 times and drastically overcomplicated your code by doing so. Well whoopty-doo you've saved a whopping ~9KB (assuming an 8-bit bool), it's fucking nothing and neither the user nor the machine will care. Unless you're writing OS kernel code and have a serious need to get cute, just write something readable, you'll do far better in the long run. Leave the clever optimizations to the compiler, only go in manual when your profiler specifically says something's too slow.

t. apparently the only actual programmer here.


6cf273 No.14962141

>>14962132

And comment fields are your friend.


8ab36f No.14962156

File: 1aa7600495b2fdb⋯.jpg (64.79 KB, 1000x700, 10:7, 1aa7600495b2fdb83fd16ef9ef….jpg)

>>14962028

You seem rather retarded. I don't know if you know this but I am not the person in that pic nor are you current about skin tone you fucking faggot. There is this concept of tan and mediterranean skin-tone. But why do you need to know this, you are an amerifat after all? Your only contact with skin tone is spics and niggers.


6bcd7e No.14962157

>>14962141

excuse me for being a newfag at programming but what's a comment field?


537462 No.14962167

>>14962110

Well my bad then, your primary mistake is instead >>14962134 - a prime example of why NOT to do what you did since it wasn't at all obvious on a cursory glance what you were even comparing. Without context, what exactly is '0b100' supposed to be? Your code should be self-documenting, if you're needing to skip around the file to remember what magic number corresponds to what then you've seriously screwed up. Even YandareDev got this part more right.


da3435 No.14962173

I don't get why anyone is so fucking angry at this guy.

All he does it make a video game. It's not like he has killed a dog, or taken shit away from people. He is actively creating something.

It's the same as going in a drawthread and calling the drawfags a massive cock sucking faggot for not drawing fast enough or well enough.


e0617a No.14962186

>>14962167

Dirty Dumb Fucking Scum.

>// Enumeration SHOULD be used in place of binary numbers in code


6cf273 No.14962189

>>14962157

Allows you to write in comments in your program, to either let someone else make sense of your code, or yourself after coming back to it


f79343 No.14962202

>The video identified by the videoId parameter has disabled comments.

top kek


6cf273 No.14962211

>>14962202

If i remember right, Tb used to get pissed as fuck, because despite comments being "disabled", they still got added if you wrote it in, and people would comment on his "comments disabled" videos all the time. It'd be easy to fuck with yandev with that.


6bcd7e No.14962215

>>14962173

Oh, there are a couple of reasons:

>a massive sperg

>keeps adding in features instead of finishing the game

>Doesn't shorten his code for convenience

>Doesn't listen to people smarter than him

>Doesn't take criticism.

>(((NICE GUY™)))

The list goes on.

>>14962189

thanks friend


537462 No.14962235

>>14962186

Alright fine, I didn't fucking read your post at all and shouldn't have lumped it in with the other two. Happy?

No you're not because you're a fucking faggot who will never be happy.


5dcabf No.14962255

File: 332aa64d101e7a0⋯.jpg (44.74 KB, 650x487, 650:487, CwuaKCmHCWoSbyh72FhtTe-650….jpg)

>>14961847

shit, I almost completely forgot about Barkley 2.

lets just check the updates…

>The campaign was too successful, stretch goals promised a dramatic expansion in the game's features, and the team ran out of money before the game was finished.

fuck.

>After five years, that money is long gone—according to an update in 2016, the team is "essentially working for free."

devs are bad with money, typical. I bet they could put up another crowdfunding campaign to finish it. would likely be successful (tim schafer got away with it).


b98377 No.14962259

>>14962173

>massive attention whore

>expects to be paid for something still in prototype stage

>acts like a cunt to the very people giving him money to get fuck around

>acted indignant when any critique was provided in threads

>saw the writing on the wall that he could cultivate a fan-base of idiots that wouldn't hold him to any standards and concocted a situation where he had an excuse to leave /v/

>comes up with inane reasons for lack of progress like 'I've got too many emails to read'

>has shown to be completely incompetent when it comes to programming

>chasing after lowest common denominator of underage anime fans who had no idea what a yandere was

>hodgepodge of mechanics ripped from other games with little creativity at all


e0617a No.14962263

>>14962235

If I see you in real life I will challenge you to mutual combat and I will legally end your life with my fists.


6cf273 No.14962291

>>14962263

I don't think it works like that anymore.


4ae3ac No.14962436

File: ac7bd88f1d599d5⋯.jpg (103.71 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1406788923128.jpg)

Is it so fucking hard to release a game with the core features you wanted and then making a sequel with all the others ones you wanted instead of delaying your game by four fucking years due to feature creep? Are you so terrified you'll be a one hit wonder that you'll just drag out the premise everyone is interested in till the heat death of the universe?


e0617a No.14962502

>>14962436

Anime nerds deserve everything bad to happen to them


4e5fa8 No.14962525

>>14962502

Fuck off, goon


7b4e4c No.14962528

>>14962436

>Is it so fucking hard to release a game

Yes. It is if you can't program. Like Star Citizen the feature creep is used to disguise a lack of basic programming skill.


29505d No.14962541

>>14961333

>Unironically defending call of duty

>>>/reddit/


39f11c No.14962798

>>14960581

Deformed and ugly subhumans can never create anything good.


77aabe No.14962822

File: 76800a75c60c4eb⋯.png (81.88 KB, 900x720, 5:4, lovesick.png)

Remember how he tried to change the name and everyone here told him it was retarded? Remember how he still wanted to do it because he was upset that everyone was treating it as a meme sandbox game because of the Sim name? Not only is he too stupid to finish Yandere Sim and then make Lovesick using YS as a platform, he tried to split his terrible development of one game into two games developed simultaneously. Look at this shit. There's a cycle to his autism. Once he's done getting all his sophisticated adult patrons to accept that they're officially giving an endless amount of money, he'll come back to the name. He has to ruin his brand to please everyone, and by everyone I mean he can't choose between anyone who would ever give him money and his autism.


eaa3ff No.14962833

File: a63271258ca3ef4⋯.png (101.67 KB, 677x508, 677:508, a63271258ca3ef4e327b43d646….png)

>>14961092

CUCKDEV, CUCKDEV, YOU NEVER FOOLED ME!

>>14961510

>>14961945

>fixing his code for free

lmao


68f116 No.14962871

>>14962822

But the game he was trying to make only really works as a sandbox. Bully meets Hitman is the only way I could imagine it working and still retaining some semblance of structure.


e0617a No.14962932

>>14962833

I'm paid to post on this website though.


ab5430 No.14963089

>>14962833

He wouldn't accept the criticism anyway so it's fine.


e4ddb6 No.14963141

>>14962156

>you are an amerifat

More likely an anglotard, there's Mediterraneans in America.


b98ec4 No.14963392

>>14960966

Hug your imouto, tell her you will be there for her whenever she needs, value your time together as siblings and be part of each other's lives


77aabe No.14963398

>>14962871

Yeah I just realized I fucked up a line, he thought people were treating his game like a meme sandbox not because it was a sandbox, but because of the Sim name. EvaXephon believes this despite the obvious fact that YS is, was, and will always be a sandbox. So he tried to have his cake and eat it too.


8348a3 No.14963425

File: 00e205ac4b43873⋯.jpg (23.03 KB, 680x365, 136:73, d80.jpg)

>>14962822

> not only will I have endless feature creep, I'm going to make a whole alternate game at the same time

Holy shit


c9a0cf No.14963455

>>14963425

This is what happens when someone can live comfortably off Patreon doing nothing but showing the occasional progress


3515c9 No.14963470

>>14960954

>There are compilations of his Twitch spergouts already.

pass that link, anon.


3d5a64 No.14963505

The one good point he makes is how people tend to get sick of games while they are in early access. However this is yet another problem with early access itself.


3515c9 No.14963554

File: 8e82db99362b39f⋯.jpg (423.07 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1428606924329.jpg)

>>14961566

>Who the fuck cares and why the fuck do people always bug me about this fucking shit, just fuck off already

very professional.


5b6065 No.14963563

>>14963505

And then you have people like Yandere Dev that are part of that rule.


3515c9 No.14963605

>>14961925

he is whiter than you, anónimo.


e98962 No.14963614

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14963470

Here you go.


e98962 No.14963624

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

And here is another one.


96292d No.14963649

>>14960716

>>14960727

>He self inserted into his non-game

POTTERY


689d52 No.14963710

File: 210190c021eb409⋯.jpg (70.05 KB, 680x577, 680:577, 5903781 _8b2c51398bfa95b91….jpg)

REMINDER YANDEREV'S FATHER IS A TURKROACH, AND GIVEN HIS FACIAL FEATURES, HE'S A SEMITIC TURKROACH


201e4a No.14963743

so a game where 8ch anon ntrs the grill from yan dev when


4e5fa8 No.14963753

>>14963455

That's really the thing, with Patroen, actually finishing the game is the dumbest thing he could do.He makes, what, about 4k a month just on Patreon, not counting the youtube and twitch bux?

Why the hell would he NOT drag development out as long as possible?


5636d7 No.14963804

Does anyone have a clean screenshot of a large portion of the if statements in YanDev's code?


29505d No.14963825

>>14963753

I wish I could get 4k dollars a month just sitting around doing nothing but streaming, making videos and occasionally working on a game.


37a878 No.14963925

>>14963753

Maybe I am too naive, but I disagree, and here is why. First of all, for artists and even content creators, it works perfectly, all they have to do is put content, a good picture, or a funny video, and they get cash every month. For games, though, in the short run, yes you can keep the game in "pre-alpha" and put out minimum content each month, but at one point the audience will keep on asking when the game will be done, see Yancuck and Osana, and how he abandoned both reddit and youtube comments, because they were "too toxic". I would say, it's actually better to finish the game, and then either keep on adding "free" DLC/content with the Patreon money, or start working on the next game, and now you have a small following, that knows you actually finish your games, and you can work on some other dream game, instead of getting stuck on the same shitty game, with the added revenue, you can hire one or two other guys to help you with the coding/designing and now you can churn out games faster, and receive more money. Sadly, most people think in short term, and when they see 4k on their Patreon, they imagine that in 20 years, they will have the same salary, if not bigger, just from working on the same game, without releasing it.


9ccf07 No.14963972

File: e05e71789ebaf5c⋯.png (1.83 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, CP2077.png)

>>14962255

Shit, I forgot that kikestarter even happened.

>>14960727

>tfw you're a one man dev team and you're put by your boss (you) on another project that the devs (you) need help with


3515c9 No.14964078


da3435 No.14964140

>>14962215

<a massive sperg

wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

<keeps adding in features instead of finishing the game

Featurecreep is a widespread issue throughout most game developers. It's still shitty though, you have a point there.

<Doesn't shorten his code for convenience

Neat code doesn't have any effect on performance. The only difference betwen a switch/case/catch and if (if (if (…))) is that the binary file will be ever so slightly larger. It doesn't have any impact on performance.

<Doesn't listen to people smarter than him

Well, after all, it's his project. If he wants to drive it into the ground it's his thing.

<Doesn't take criticism.

You have a point there.

<(((NICE GUY™)))

Not an argument.

>>14962259

<massive attention whore

You have a point.

<expects to be paid for something still in prototype stage

Something has to pay the bills now, rather than later. A man has to eat.

<acts like a cunt to the very people giving him money to get fuck around

This shouldn't concern /v/ though. I hope none of you fags fell for the early-access-meme

<acted indignant when any critique was provided in threads

You have a point.

<saw the writing on the wall that he could cultivate a fan-base of idiots that wouldn't hold him to any standards and concocted a situation where he had an excuse to leave /v/

Abusing idiots is smart, dishonorable, but very smart.

<comes up with inane reasons for lack of progress like 'I've got too many emails to read'

Unless you paid money he doesn't owe you a thing. If you paid money, then you should have known better that giving your money to a fucking faggot.

<has shown to be completely incompetent when it comes to programming

You have a point.

<chasing after lowest common denominator of underage anime fans who had no idea what a yandere was

>underage demographic

>game with sexual content, violence, and elements of insanity

I wish I could say "pick one" right now, but I know that you have a point there.

<hodgepodge of mechanics ripped from other games with little creativity at all

You don't need a lot of new ideas to make a good game. See DOOM (original) or Warcraft II.

I am not trying to defend this faggot. He is a mouthbreating retard who will drive the project into the ground, but being a dick to him for producing content is really not the wisest thing you can do.

Why not wait until he releases it, see if it is salvageable, and try to improve it.

I doubt he will be able to properly secure his source code, so it should be easy to rip it and fix it if necessary. It's still going to be a monumental effort, seeing as he lacks any idea on how to properly document his programs.

Forcing him to abandon the project and maybe delete all the work he has done so far won't help anyone.


b4d587 No.14964204

>>14961327

Its actually a shitty forced meme from ylilauta


da3435 No.14964245

>>14964204

It may have been a forced meme ffrom Yilauta, but on KC /int/ (rip) it was commonly used.

I miss KC.


e98962 No.14964257

>>14964245

kohlchan.net is its actual successor. Just ask their /b/


87a5fe No.14964263

>>14960693

>Choke on glass and die you retarded fucking faggots

>Suck my dick

>Choke on it


74f481 No.14964301

>>14961188

>>14961313

>>14961493

>confusing binary with hexadecimal

You fucked


da3435 No.14964318

>>14964257

There can never be a replacement for the advanced gayposting I have witnessed on /int/.


38a2e4 No.14964374

Well, shit. Who's going to make a yandere simulator now?


c7ff1f No.14964553

File: fb7360728713ccc⋯.webm (7.36 MB, 480x270, 16:9, YandereDev_takes_another_….webm)

>>14961261

YandereDev surely must be working hard.

>webm related


499617 No.14964628

>>14961953

>>14961997

> Samefagging

Perhaps it is you who should go back


39e4ea No.14964633

File: f2fc9db048e13b5⋯.png (404.57 KB, 861x482, 861:482, wew.png)

>>14960905

This guy's video is pretty good but holy shit he's a MASSIVE fag at times

>Getting mad because Yandev used a "lolicon imagery" to promote his game. Pic related is the absolutely depraved picture.

>Going on about how he's pervy and that's just wrong

>Getting super mad about how the game is about a high-school girl killing and doing fucked up shit

<WHOA THIS GAME HAS A GIRL USING PANTIES AND SNUFF FILMS AS CURRENCY WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Can't believe you're making me defend that piece of shit, fuck you for that


cf9dd4 No.14964691

>>14960678

IIRC TinyBuild stopped publishing his "game" because the programmer helping him out on the game kept changing all the code to not be shitty and the faggot got pissed.


37a878 No.14964717

>>14964633

That part was also confusing for me, the guy was in the yandev threads here, so I assume he lurked or even posted on our board, maybe even on cuckchan /v/, and yet he acts like a complete moralfag. I doubt he even intended for his videos to be watched by normalfags, and that is why he took the persona of a moralfag, since the type of degenerates who are interested enough in watching a two hour documentary on Yandev, don't care about a loli picture, he might as well have complained about cropped porn.


a6286a No.14964826

>>14960985

>using strings containing "true"/"false" and using a string compare instead of using Booleans or Enum

Holy fuck this is legit H1B Pajeet "programmer" levels of retardation. How could any man be so stupid?

I bet this guy couldn't A* his way out of a one-way corridor.


cf9dd4 No.14964859

>>14961566

It's like if Kamiya had no good games and no charisma.


c8db72 No.14964893

File: 5d02bb9aab16978⋯.gif (42.02 KB, 588x588, 1:1, jerkcity4528.gif)

>>14964691

He felt it was unwise to abandon his perfectly clean, viable, maintainable and familiar peppering of copypasted hardcoded-strings-to-hardcoded-data transforms for something actually usable, because then he'd feel completely lost in his codebase.

Because he would feel lost and doesn't seem to have the capacity to adapt, he figured nobody would be able to understand what was going on as well, barring a herculean effort.

I think he was spinning this as an unethical misuse of patreon shekels, paying developers to familiarize themselves with a codebase that he isn't able to grasp. After all, if he, the original mastermind can't understand this newfangled system, how would a paid professional be able to follow along?


cf9dd4 No.14964977

>>14964893

This is where a real dev would either ask their programmer to teach them the more efficient technique, or simply relinquish the coding duties to someone more competent and continue as an ideas guy.


29505d No.14965034

>>14964717

Yeah that's probably it, he was just pretending to be a moralfag.


e382b2 No.14965553

>>14960841

What a fucking idiot.


2f801a No.14966057

File: c7ecb535581ff7e⋯.jpg (57.23 KB, 520x485, 104:97, 13275359_f520.jpg)

Reminder that he still makes $4k a month from patreon.

Reminder that he monetizes all his youtube videos which get 1-2 million views.

Reminder that he sells merch and shills the fuck out of it.

You can call him a retarded faggot all you want but he's a rich retarded faggot because this is the world we live in.


9dae45 No.14966401

>>14966057

>rich

By game dev standards he's actually earning shit.


2b9294 No.14966734

File: a7a5c873795deea⋯.jpg (509.48 KB, 1200x1640, 30:41, volvo_rwd.jpg)

>>14960581

>implying it won't take 45 years (if you do the actual math it's 50 years)

you know, no matter what I was fucking right.

Yeah you will have a fucking template for your retarded rival but

>a) they'll play the same (holy lol)

>b) the template doesn't justify the speed up

He's just running off his mouth about the template (i'm assuming he's talking about a class and classes that interact (HAHAHA), but i'll give him the benefit of doubt and he created some kind of workflow and procedure), except if you're not fucking retarded, a template only build the foundation, you still need to actually think about the other attributes and properties of the final fucking thing, that time save is probably half a year, so who gives a shit. What's even worse is he suggesting these extra hired "programmers" aren't actual programmers, they're more likely to end up as 'level' designers for the game which is already fucking bad, if you didn't notice that the rivals are not static and one thing only, they are coupled with all these fucking retarded students all over the place ( like the gay stalker, the nigger bullies xddd, delinquents and teachers and other obstacles), they're not even programmers at this point, what a fucking shit label and idiotic fucking representation.

Ever notice that games that took the most time, also fucking sucked ass? Wow owlboy took 9 years and 11 months (lol, 911 xddd) is a fucking PIECE OF SHIT GAME, where the stupid fucking ARTIST actually described the god damn game as platformer, but holy shit YOU DO NOT JUMP IN THIS PLATFORMER BECAUSE YOU CAN FLY AND THERE ARE VERY LITTLE OBSTACLES, YOU CANNOT CALL A GAME A PLATFORMER IF YOU DO NOT LAND AND JUMP OFF PLATFORMS YOU STUPIDFUCKING RETAREDP IEPICEPIE OF SHIT AND THIS IS THE EXACT SAME KIND OF BULLSHIT HE'S PULLING WITH HIS "STEALTH" GAME WHICH IS NOT A STEATH GAME IT IS IT'S OWN FUCKING GENRE SOCIAL STEALTH PIECE OF SHIT GAME WITH STUPID FUCKING MINIGAMES AND QUIC TIME EVENTS THAT BLOW SO HARD AND THEY ARE MIND-NUMBINGLY BAD BECUSE WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE DUMB FUCING PIECE OF SHIT FIGHTING SYSTEM WHERE ITS THREE FUCKING QUITE TIME EVENTS WITH HOURS OF WAITING BETWEEN THE LONG ANIMATIONS THAT ARE NOT SATISIFYING WITH THE CAMREA WOBBLING AROUND LIKE OSME A SHITTY WEASTERN SUPERHERO MOVIE AND THE DUMB SIM FUCKING PIECEO F SHIT ITS BAD AND ITS FUCKING MEDIOCRE.

EVERYTHING WAS OKAY EXCEPT COMPLEXITY AND CREATING FROM SCRATCH (NOT USING A NEW ENGINE), EVAXEPHON IS NOT MAKING A GAME FROM SCRATCH BEAUSE HE'S USING A GAY UNITY ENGINE, ON TOP OF THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT BRAINDEAD FAGGOT DID NOT BOTHER TO MENTION SCOPE OVER COMPLEXITY, THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF FOR A FEW REASONS BUT WHO CARES THE BIG FUCKING LYING SON OF A BITCH SNAKE DECIDED TO FUCKING CONJURE IS TRYING TO PUT OVER-REDUNDANT FUCKING WORDS FOR SOMETHING THAT CAN BE SUMMED UP AS MENTAL HEALTH, MOTIVATION IS A RETARDED, FATIGUE IS REMIEMIED BY SLEEPING, DEPRESSION IS FIXED BY NOT HAVING SKIN PEELING OFF, YOU HAVE TO BE MENTALLY RETARDED TO NOT ONLY ASBORB DUMB FUCKING COMMENTS FROM RANDOM PEOPLE BUT ALSO PUT ACTUAL WEIGHT TO THEM WITH YOUR DAMN MIND.

THIS ISN'T A FUCKING STEALTH GAME AND THIS GAME WILL NEVER COME OUT UNLESS YOU THROW MONEY AT THIS FUCKING JEW-FACED ABSOLUTE BETA SHIT EATER


913dad No.14967475

>>14961706

what do you think?


403d4f No.14967573

File: defe3fc2513ad5d⋯.png (10.54 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>14960693

>>14960687

>Yandere simulator "appreciation thread" mysteriously pops up for a bit in the catalog a few days ago

>Gets nothing but sages and insults, with a few minor posts trying to defend Eva

>Thread ends, another one mysteriously pops up days later, with several posts defending

Nice try cuckdev, but you can't fool me. Keep wasting your time trying to spam your game into relevancy rather than working on it.


da3435 No.14967973

>>14965034

Just because this guy was pretending to be a moralfaggot doesn't mean that he wasn't behaving like a total moralfaggot.


bb2a70 No.14968751

>>14962291

Dueling is perfectly legal in Canada, so if you challenge someone to a duel you can beat him up with your fists if he says yes.


1a3228 No.14969602

>>14960617

The funny thing about Agony was the game being shit regardless of content.


0c2eff No.14972993

>>14963614

>>14963624

Oh my god, when he's not doing that creepy lifeless yanderedev voice, he kinda sounds like The Joker, what the fuck.


6c23ca No.14974339

I don't understand what kind of person keeps donating money to someone who simply won't work nor release a product in a reasonable time frame. Just like Star Citizen and other cults, these 'backers' insist on throwing away money in exchange for no guarantees whatsoever. What's worse, even the meager amount of work he's done as of this year can probably be achieved in a few weeks and in a far superior manner.

On the other hand, we have actual independent developers that have released actual playable alpha/beta versions of their game without asking a cent of their fans, while taking feedback into consideration without falling to feature creep and stretch goals bullshit.

I guess what pains me about all this is that shitty projects shouldn't receive financing whatsoever, while good ones should, but here we see how that doesn't always works that way. Oh well, the guy will probably keep losing supporters at a slow but steady pace.


91c586 No.14974488

>>14960693

ARE YOU CODING SON


dd9a50 No.14975420

>>14964633

Dude's also just an autist in general. His manner of speaking and being really amused with himself sends sperg signals. Couldn't really stand to watch the video because of that.


03d5af No.14975570

File: 9164e14cea12e81⋯.png (159.83 KB, 332x327, 332:327, [disgust].png)

>>14960687

It would take less long if you stayed focused on making a schoolgirl murder simulator like you pitched in the first place.

Fuck off cuckdev, and don't drop the 13% of the people following development that you handed that poll to.


b1c70a No.14975632

>>14961940

This video is a fantastic watch for those that haven't seen it, worth every hour


0ea230 No.14976294

>>14961940

What's with the censorship in the video? Was it always like that?


20232a No.14976308

>>14962215

>nice guy

not defending cuckdev, but off to reddit buddy


000000 No.14976517

>>14960581

Didn't watch the vid, but some channers butthurt about YD not being exclusive for chan is always amusing.

How cucked these retards can possibly be? What was it? 5 years now? Does it still hurt?

I seriously forgot about existance of that thing. But I like how he still dominates minds here.


000000 No.14976612

>>14974339

>Oh well, the guy will probably keep losing supporters at a slow but steady pace.

Or not :^)

Why SC doesn't?

I'm no expert on Patreon but won't he like lose ALL supporters if he releases actual game? Also there is some shitty porn asset flips or even no fucking binary with much more support cash.


0bc78b No.14976631

>>14976308

did you miss the parenthesis and tm?


fc4011 No.14976645

File: 100f338d7e2915c⋯.png (1.45 KB, 374x110, 17:5, let's get this over with.png)

>used to defend yandev around the time he sperged out on /v/ and fucked off to reddit

>had hope in him

>eventually faded away

>watch him start a patreon and be given too much money for nothing

>every time he's given enough attention that i hear about him on /v/, he's more pathetic than the last time i saw him

fuck this guy and the normalfag bux that he sold out to.


d50ca1 No.14976681

>>14966734

Doesn't justify sperging out first onside the threads, goober.


412c63 No.14976687

This guy's mentality is pretty simple to work out. He wants to be liked. He wants people to rally around him, call him a creative genius, draw fan art of his ideas. He also wants a steady supply of gibs to support his NEET lifestyle. He doesn't really want to make games. He wants the social status and the rewards of being a game designer and a respected individual. He also really really fucking hates criticism. He just wants to be in such a position that he's showered with praise on a daily basis, and people don't dare say mean things to him because he's a "genius" and an "auteur", a sacred cow.


000000 No.14976703

>>14976687

So he wants money and recognition for his work? Wooow what a freak.


2da99b No.14976705

>cuckdev even turns on his disagreement/reddit cucks

the absolute state of cuckdev


412c63 No.14976711

>>14976703

The thing is he doesn't want to work. He hates work.


fc4011 No.14976719

File: 615224202c3fa1c⋯.png (19.19 KB, 245x245, 1:1, frozen elf.png)

>>14976711

>replying to TORfags


d50ca1 No.14976729

>>14976517

Nice try cuckdev. The only thing that reminds me of you is the banner that pops up from time to time. Its also pretty cool that you are resorting to posting from the hidden service.


37a878 No.14977042

>>14976612

>I'm no expert on Patreon but won't he like lose ALL supporters if he releases actual game?

He can still work on the game, even after release, by adding DLC/Expansion packs, or make a Patreon for his next game.


16921d No.14977114

>>14966057

I give it 2 years time. Either fans grow up or the world's IQ lowered by a ton.


29505d No.14977121

>>14976645

Why would you have hope in Yandev?


8a4d1c No.14977198

>>14966057

He's probably earning a bit, but not enough to run away with. If he ends up burning all his bridges and killing his reputation (which it seems is only inevitable), he'll end up never making another game again.


72bd75 No.14977321

>>14964140

>being a dick to him for producing content is really not the wisest thing you can do.

He hasn't produced shit, and at this rate he never will. except lulz


1842c0 No.14977442

>>14974339

Kikestarter itself, and similar platforms, were thought of as a public front to money laundering operations, so it's not really surprising that these faggots still get backers, it's very likely that a lot of those bux are actually dirty money.


97bc30 No.14977652

>>14960687

Only for already big projects with strict code standards, where changing the wrong line makes a million tests fail. Otherwise, on a good day, you should be more in the 300-400 lines*. Fuck, I wrote a small and simple 2D terrain generator with simplified fire spread simulation mechanics in ~1100 lines of code in a weekend, and I am universally considered a slow programmer.

* Does not apply to people using shit like Unity, which basically hinders your development. Still 15 lines is pretty much life support speeds.


29860f No.14977735

>>14961059

I might as well dissect this post for mental exercise, going off of my half-assed CS education since this thread is a spergout bonanza.

<I didn't want to risk "merge conflicts" that occur when two programmers modify the same script and then have to resolve conflicting code.

Welcome to software development. You can look up articles on the steps professionals take to avert this with a search engine query.

<I didn't want to risk being forced into a situation where I'm reliant on the assistance of someone whose personality is difficult to tolerate

Welcome to management too.

<The programmer made a small number of meaningful improvements to the game, but overall, the majority of the work he did was to go over my code and re-write it without actually improving the game's performance. For example, changing (foo == false) to (!foo). Busywork that had no actual impact on the game.

…why is he complaining about such an elementary aspect of syntax? I do the same for brevity in my code.

This strikes me as funny considering that a complaint he had during development was that compiling his shitty code took too long and the programmer he brought on reduced compilation times greatly. It's possible that the "small changes" were for parallelization and optimization for compiling time, but I haven't decompiled the code myself for review and don't have full context to inform my view.

I read Yandev as somebody who isn't willing to go the extra mile. IIRC he based social media in the game off Facebook even though Japanese teenagers primarily communicate through LINE.

>>14960954

I'd bet he couldn't figure out Haxe for his life. Maybe he should just switch to Stencyl. Or Unreal buildscripts so we could get literal spaghetti code.

>>14974339

Human nature. Ten billion critiques of capitalism boil down to "I hate how humans behave irrationally." Money's made every day appealing and pandering to humanity's base instincts and drives and turning decisions based on impulses, tribalism, and societal trends into revenue streams. Cult leaders gather support because they give their members a false sense of purpose and community in an unequal exchange for material and social gain. "Product paralysis" is a real phenomenon that companies have to plan around because people's attention spans are so limited. People go to college in North America because that's what everybody in their ingroup tells them to do, regardless of whether other options or their own personal opinions exist.

-t. pretentious faggot


29860f No.14977739

>>14962255

Being a dev for profit and not just fun is fucking hard and you need to treat it like a real business with contractors and shieeet to meet deadlines. Mismanagement may get passed over when you're big enough like a publisher with other companies in the conglomerate cushioning your failure, but when you're independent and bootstrapping you really can't afford any luxuries whatsoever, not even food. Everything goes towards inertia and efficiency. IIRC Dischan fell apart because they wasted time and money bringing in contractors who weren't qualified and they paid everybody full salaries with a mere $50,000 on hand. This was developing visual novels which is noticeably less technically complex than whatever Yandev/ExaX is attempting. Katawa Shoujo had people flitting in and out all through development and delaying production due to members' outside commitments and that was a ""volunteer project"". This is why most startups fail BTW.

Yandev is independent and doesn't have any higher-ups or shareholders in the traditional U.S. manner to answer to. His "stakeholders" and "producers" are the crowdfunders he's brought their money to invest into their project, however, and they're expecting a return like other businesspeople, so he HAS to come up a delivery date to satisfy them as a responsibility. People stopping pledging through his announcement is only a logical result, and him killing any partnership and financial support he had through tinyBuild is another self-inflicted wound he should take the fall for.

>>14961345

The brothers who started the project came from construction backgrounds IIRC.

Why not add nearly all of Flash gaming while you're at it, which had ECMA specifications as well and was more bullshit in development? I follow a lot of indie devs and even the faggoty ones are more virtuous and technically skilled than EvaX. Dan fucking Salavato has more business saavy than Yandev. Even Jonathan Blow who I've met IRL who gets ridiculed for the amount of pretension infused in both his games and his fanbase and his C++ and Microsoft DirectX dicksucking has the discipline to develop his own programming language for gamedev. Jesus fucking Christ he's more admirable for that fact.

>>14961820

What rights?

What's stopping a bunch of >>>/agdg/ anons from gathering together and making a copycat project that surpasses the inspiration, beats it to the punch, and drives ExaX to anime heaven? Bluehole Games? I'm almost surprised a larger company hasn't stolen the concept and run away with it, but then again, Yandev's saving grace is his willingness to court controversial content.

>>14961092

No, it's just summer and le ebin memetards are infesting the board after getting out of high school and college. It was perfectly fine earlier in the year when the board was slow and dedicateds were having legitimate discussions.

>reminder that normalfags are using "brainlet" in conversation to try to look hip and cool and 4cuck is normalfaggotry central now


97bc30 No.14977749

>>14961069

Honestly speaking, changing (foo == false) to (!foo) is about as busyworky as it gets. Some coding standards even ask to use the earlier because it is more easily noticeable than a single character. It's almost guaranteed the compiler will translate both to the same assembly, and if it doesn't, the difference in performance would be so small it would be difficult to microbenchmark it. You are better off trying to reduce branching.


97bc30 No.14977804

>>14961493

It's still wrong becauae you used hexadecimals and not binary notation tho. :^)

If anyone is wondering how would you check that stuff up later on, you wouls simply have to check:

current_value & WEAPONORINSANITYORWHATEVER == WEAPONORINSANITYORWHATEVER


430ff2 No.14977983

>>14977749

Granted, but cleaner code is better for everyone in the long run.


711f9a No.14978636

>>14977739

>What's stopping a bunch of >>>/agdg/ anons from gathering together and making a copycat project that surpasses the inspiration, beats it to the punch, and drives ExaX to anime heaven?

Most of us have limited spare time and money, are working on our own ideas that we genuinely care about, and aren't stupid enough to spend a year at minimum working for free on a game that we don't care about just for spite and no other benefit.


215373 No.14979151

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tries to make a hitman clone

>modeling it after absolution

>forgets everything that made hitman good

>replaces it with edgy shit

Here, have some Jesper Kyd.


c8db72 No.14979899

>>14977804

That wouldn't work either. At least in most languages, bitwise operations are of lower precedence than comparisons.

You could use something like the following, which will return true if the condition holds:

enum fuckTypes {
FUCK_NOTHING = 0,
FUCK_WEAPON = 1,
FUCK_INSANITY = 2,
FUCK_SHIT = 4
}
unsigned flags = FUCK_WEAPON | FUCK_INSANITY;

if (current_value & flags ) { ... // at least one matched flag

if ( (current_value & flags) == flags ) { ... // current_value contains all the flags

if (current_value == flags ) { ... // exact match

Then you just see when it's a good idea to use the flags (preferably in parentheses) directly in the comparisons, or to store them in a temporary variable. The "current_value contains" can be a little verbose if you have lots of flags and don't compose the set first. Still, it's a rather convenient way to both assign and check flag, just slapping together a set by OR-ing them together, and adding some new flags to the enum won't break anything.


1dd921 No.14986498

>>14964717

He obviously just wanted to heap on shit on cuckdev so he took the moralfag route on doing so. Most of the video is him wanting to smear cuckdev by going "Oh my god so disgusting so perverted can you believe this" and causing fake outrage.


0aee7b No.14986960

File: 61939a838885e5c⋯.png (174.53 KB, 972x741, 324:247, less then four minutes.png)

>>14964633

This, I hate niggers shilling it because of some of the dumb stuff in there.

But on the same token, this is what Yanderedev get's for selling out for reddit and tumblr. Normalfags can't handle some of his autism like we used to.

>>14976517

>channers


aa20d2 No.14990505

>>14961945

Aren't we still comparing strings with this?

And in the future, there might be a need to, say, split "Insanity" into different reactions, so there's gonna be a lot of searching and replacing each time it's used.

If we were to use bitwise, and have to add another shit, we could follow with >>14979899

example which is simpler and just as easier replaced and read, from where I'm seeing it.




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