80a974 No.14953467
Sticky too crowded? Just want to sit back and relax? Then this thread is for (You)
What are you drinking?
What are you eating?
Any expectations?
Please, come relax and talk.
Stay comfy.
80a974 No.14953707
0d8c86 No.14953783
I mean I was ready until this coked out faggot band came on the stage.
ecd653 No.14953793
We have a fucking sticky for this you inbred.
80a974 No.14953825
>>14953793
>being this new
Get the fuck off my thread faggot
ecd653 No.14953896
>>14953825
>haha, it's different because mine is "comfy" xD
111ea4 No.14953955
This is going to be an uncomfortable presentation. Between the musical acts and "please clap"s it's like I'm watching the Ubisoft one.
80a974 No.14954002
>>14953955
It started horribly, and the game looks like shit too. It's going to be uncomfortable indeed
7ae73d No.14954044
>>14953707
>>14953467
The last thread has yet to reach 700, I was waiting before I made a new one.
its on deaths door anyways so you may as well draw attention to it in the last thread (>>14948278)
0d8c86 No.14954110
>>14953955
>I forgot Ubisoft even existed
Oh god, that is going to be bad.
80a974 No.14954118
>>14954044
I thought you would be sleeping so I went ahead and made this thread. If the other one is filled you lads come here
b52772 No.14954122
Nice concert bros, wanna bring it to the white house?
f07ce5 No.14954126
>>14953896
Shut the fuck up nigger
f07ce5 No.14954144
e3c1bb No.14954166
What have they even shown? I'm not wasting time watching this shit.
80a974 No.14954167
Anyway, this hard to be the worst trailer in the entire E3 so far. Generic maps, weapons and enemies. Also abhorrent music.
794752 No.14954176
>Community manager for a card game
I can't think of a much more soylent job
111ea4 No.14954189
>>14954110
>not looking forward to the cringe Let's Dance performances
51befe No.14954194
e4bc50 No.14954206
RAGE 2 is literally Mad Max meets Bulletstorm
7ae73d No.14954211
>>14954118
Dont sweat it man, just gotta make sure the last thread is dead before you post a new one.
80a974 No.14954214
>>14954176
>I can't think of a much more soylent job
Reddit moderator
f62308 No.14954220
I DON'T WANT YOUR GAY CARD GAME BETHESDA
ff0604 No.14954231
WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK WANTS TO PLAY A CARD GAME THATS NOT MAGIC, YUGIOH, OR ACTUAL FUCKING CARDS.
51befe No.14954239
0d8c86 No.14954240
Why do goatees still exist.
394d05 No.14954248
>>14954231
>Who wants to play a game that's not shit, shit, or shit
I don't know
0d8c86 No.14954251
>>14954231
Two of my employees
80a974 No.14954252
51befe No.14954254
4bafba No.14954255
>>14954240
If you can't grow a proper beard but don't want the world to see your naked face, you gotta do what you gotta do
26e5dc No.14954256
f07ce5 No.14954265
51befe No.14954271
>TODD SHOWS UP FOR MICROSOFT'S BUT NOT BETHESDA'S
f62308 No.14954274
>>14954240
To let you know who is evil in tv shows and movies
0d8c86 No.14954279
ff0604 No.14954282
No you fucking dont you fat fuck. You drink because you spend your life telling people to do things and moving paperwork.
80a974 No.14954295
>11 million players
Bullshit
794752 No.14954298
How about them audience thighs
0d8c86 No.14954305
Todd is going to appear at the end for Elder Scrolls 6.
ff0604 No.14954315
>>14954298
You can see the fat in her face tho
51befe No.14954317
26e5dc No.14954332
>>14954279
Huh, okay then.
80a974 No.14954354
Are they seriously spending half an hour talking about mobileshit and DLC?
4bafba No.14954361
How has it already been half an hour? They've shown nothing
ff0604 No.14954370
I like how he namedrops all these place, and none of his audience knows any of them because they all started playing at Skyrim.
51befe No.14954372
>argonian maids for everyone
f62308 No.14954375
e3c1bb No.14954390
>>14954354
Just like every year.
51befe No.14954392
>>14954379
No fucking way lmao
ab5e37 No.14954408
0d8c86 No.14954410
>>14954379
Been happening since the beginning fool
51befe No.14954418
80a974 No.14954425
>All these assets reused from Skyrim
Seriously? How much would it cost to make a proper remaster for fucks sake you lazy hacks
7ae73d No.14954429
I am honestly surprised they havent given up on ESO yet.
4bafba No.14954441
b52772 No.14954445
f62308 No.14954447
e3c1bb No.14954451
>>14954425
They've probably fired everyone who actually made them years ago.
51befe No.14954457
ff0604 No.14954463
Doom did that well to warrant a sequel already?
d5550c No.14954469
80a974 No.14954480
ff0604 No.14954484
794752 No.14954487
>Halo Infinite
>Doom Eternal
What is with these fucking FPS names this year?
4bafba No.14954495
>Halo Infinite
>Doom Eternal
I'm really not into this naming convention
e3c1bb No.14954496
>>14954463
Something like 2 to 3 million copies last I heard.
b52772 No.14954502
e4bc50 No.14954514
4bafba No.14954515
>>14954487
Nigger get out of my head
b52772 No.14954540
>>14954487
Fallout 76
they're trying to pretend things aren't just soulless sequels these days
80a974 No.14954545
TWICE AS MANY DEMONS=
Still 10 times less than in the original.
3e8823 No.14954578
>>14954487
Because the pain will never end
26e5dc No.14954582
I forgot Quake Champions existed.
51befe No.14954586
ff0604 No.14954595
Holy shit Bethesda, maybe if you showed something worth giving a fuck about, and stopped expecting people to clap at fucking anything.
51befe No.14954604
b52772 No.14954619
I'm Quaking in my boots
LOL
f07ce5 No.14954624
111ea4 No.14954629
>>14954487
>>14954495
Duke Nukem Forever was ahead of its time.
d5e011 No.14954636
>Rage 2
>nu-DOOM 2 Remake
>failed nu-QUAKE Esports
>Microtransaction: The Card Game
>Shitty MMO
Jesus this is bad.
e3c1bb No.14954637
0d8c86 No.14954643
APPLE PHONES FUCKING EVERYWHERE
b52772 No.14954647
>>14954607
He's a community manager bro, be nice
f07ce5 No.14954658
51befe No.14954671
a9b623 No.14954673
This guys fake laugh is annoying as fuck
ab5e37 No.14954684
0d8c86 No.14954691
Didn't they at one point beg people to stop playing Quake Live and switch to Champions?
e42d49 No.14954693
WOW ITS FUCKING DOOM BUT WITH PLAYERS
f07ce5 No.14954704
>We want the furry audience
51befe No.14954709
>we want the blacked audience
f62308 No.14954710
b52772 No.14954712
80a974 No.14954715
>The bigger the guns the bigger the boom
Who are they selling this to?
a9b623 No.14954719
f29f8d No.14954720
Is that the same voice actress for Harley Quinn?
ff0604 No.14954733
How the fuck did Ability FPSs get popular anyway? Were they ever popular?
f07ce5 No.14954734
d5e011 No.14954736
>>14954715
>>The bigger the guns the bigger the boom
I'M GONNA FLIP YOU LIKE A TABLE
8af9a8 No.14954741
>I'm gonna flip you like a table
51befe No.14954748
4bafba No.14954760
>Prey's getting its survival mode
Good, the way Arkane talked about it sounded interesting
794752 No.14954763
We are never going to get the original Prey 2.
a9b623 No.14954779
>>14954733
Overwatch was popular briefly so naturally EVERYONE hopped on the band wagon. Just like with battle royal
b52772 No.14954789
What if they make Fallout 1: VR
a9b623 No.14954792
>>14954763
Let it go anon, it's gone forever
f07ce5 No.14954798
5fb8ba No.14954806
>trailers for already released games
>trailers that are just TV ads/youtube ads
Bethesda loses, they aren't even trying.
ff0604 No.14954816
Eyyy Prey DLC. The only thing i remotely care about. Pretty sure its the only quarter decent game Bethesda put out this year.
>its literally rougelike mode
Fuck me
7cb9ea No.14954819
a9b623 No.14954829
>>14954816
>liking nu-prey
ce5f03 No.14954830
>>14954763
You should've abandoned hope for that years ago, anon.
445782 No.14954839
>>14954763
was Prey good? I never played it
0d8c86 No.14954849
I just started gaping out at my wall, why is there a landwhale on the stage?
394d05 No.14954850
>>14954829
Nobody would hate it if it wasn't hijacking the Prey name
4bafba No.14954853
>available now
Oh, it's actually is. They're selling it for $20
4bafba No.14954865
f29f8d No.14954873
>>14954839
If you're desperate for more "Shock-like" titles.
51befe No.14954880
9d248b No.14954887
b52772 No.14954890
>>14954849
>THIS HOMO GOT GAPED BY HIS WALL
80a974 No.14954900
>Gmod mod gets turned into a Bethesda title
a9b623 No.14954914
>>14954850
>poor mans system shock
>crap game mechanics
>hijacked better franchise for maximum sales
51befe No.14954916
Isn't that just fucking Prop Hunt for GMOD!?
ff0604 No.14954921
>>14954829
Its not a Prey game for certain, but if it was just released umder a different title itd be passable i think.
80a974 No.14954943
>>14954916
2018 Triple A creativity
b52772 No.14954946
445782 No.14954958
>>14954873
the original one not the shitty one arkane made
f07ce5 No.14954963
ff0604 No.14954967
Dudes name is Jerk. Somebody make a meme.
794752 No.14954974
0d8c86 No.14954981
2361c1 No.14954998
4bafba No.14955000
ab5e37 No.14955001
401e46 No.14955002
The only genuine cheer in this show and it's about nazi's.
51befe No.14955005
Holy shit
They're actually using fake audience sounds
b52772 No.14955006
dUDE, CHEERING FOR nAZI VIOLENCE? iT'S 2018!?
mobile
d5e011 No.14955007
>>14954916
>Isn't that just fucking Prop Hunt for GMOD!?
>Bethesda stealing mods
You didn't really think it'd end at Fallout/Skyrim, did you?
a9b623 No.14955008
38ad09 No.14955010
>SWEDEN YES
I want this to stop.
80a974 No.14955017
BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE NATZEES
f07ce5 No.14955018
f29f8d No.14955023
>>14954958
I hearing that the original Prey was a sort-of a hidden gem of a game. So, yes, it's worth playing.
5fb8ba No.14955024
445782 No.14955031
>>14955000
alright, nice trips by the way
a9b623 No.14955033
>>14955005
They've been doing it this whole time anon
f07ce5 No.14955041
>>14955024
Ah, fuck you, leatherman.
a9b623 No.14955050
>more female protagonists
9d248b No.14955053
BJ TWIN DAUGHTERS, DONT MAKE JOKES RACIST NAZIS
5a2177 No.14955056
0d8c86 No.14955065
>>14955018
One of my employees was going off how he was playing Nazi Zombies again and having a blast, I told him to shut his kike mouth. He hasn't talked on the line in 5 days.
5fb8ba No.14955090
Fucked up how it's 2018 and every female character is just the chick from Hunger Games
e3c1bb No.14955102
>>14954839
It's sort of like Doom 3 minus the flashlights with portals and wall walking. It's okay.
80a974 No.14955115
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
IT'S ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CAN GET HIT AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD
ff0604 No.14955118
>one girl has boy cut hair
Cant wait for the gender crisis dlc.
9d248b No.14955121
7ae73d No.14955123
>>14955017
oh shit its the nostalgia critic
b52772 No.14955126
>>14955081
Life is suffering.
a9b623 No.14955127
>>14955090
SJW's don't know to write characters. That's why they just copy everything else.
f29f8d No.14955141
Is Youngblood DLC or a new game?
794752 No.14955156
d5e011 No.14955162
b52772 No.14955164
WOLFENSTEIN: THE GAME: VR
FUCK NAZIS BRO
1c7f30 No.14955168
So since it's about twenty years later, this sequel is going to be about fighting communists in the Cold War, right?
9d248b No.14955171
a9b623 No.14955173
>>14955141
Standalone like the previous dlc for the first one.
80a974 No.14955178
BRING A MESSAGE
FUCK NATZEES
e42d49 No.14955186
394d05 No.14955193
>You're an epic hacker, turn the robots on their masters, wuh wuh fuck nazis
These retards are so far up their own asses it's insane
f07ce5 No.14955199
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ff0604 No.14955215
a9b623 No.14955216
FUG DEM EBIL NAHTZES AM I RITE GUISE
26e5dc No.14955217
This conference is killing me already.
13c806 No.14955227
>Le nazis are bad mkaaaay
51befe No.14955231
7cb9ea No.14955238
Hitler please come back from Agartha.
3e8823 No.14955242
FUCKING TRU- I MEAN NAZIS YEAH FUCK NAZIS I JUST REALLY LOVE SAYING IT YASSSSLAYTWINS
2361c1 No.14955243
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6b8f0a No.14955247
>>14955216
How will Fallout 76 say Fuck Nazis?
b52772 No.14955250
f07ce5 No.14955251
51befe No.14955252
SKYRIM MAN HIMSELF ON STAGE
7fa980 No.14955255
a9b623 No.14955257
e3c1bb No.14955259
>>14955168
That doesn't sound very kosher.
7ae73d No.14955266
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111ea4 No.14955272
Man, if someone showed me this entire conference and told me it was a satire of modern E3, I would believe them
2361c1 No.14955273
CELEBRATING TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF TODD
f07ce5 No.14955292
ff0604 No.14955294
b52772 No.14955306
>>14955294
Todd has a unique relationship with E3
d5e011 No.14955312
GODDAMNED TODD YOU SAID YOU'D TALK ABOUT FALLGOY 76, WHAT'S THIS ATLANTA E3 SHIT NOSTALGIA.
HE LIED AGAIN
5fb8ba No.14955316
why isn't todd announcing every game
3e8823 No.14955317
SEE THAT LIE OVER THERE? YOU CAN SHILL IT!
0d8c86 No.14955321
51befe No.14955332
>>14955294
NO
I DON'T WANT THE LIES TO STOP
ff0604 No.14955334
f07ce5 No.14955339
80a974 No.14955346
You better get confident /v/ because we'll be here for quite a while
ff0604 No.14955347
9d248b No.14955350
3e8823 No.14955356
b52772 No.14955359
>self aware joke about another Skyrim release
a9b623 No.14955369
9d248b No.14955374
80a974 No.14955378
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
394d05 No.14955388
>You see a mountain
<Climb it
Okay, it got me
51befe No.14955394
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
HE RELEASED SKYRIM IN REAL LIFE
4bafba No.14955399
This is a really weird Key & Peele skit
b52772 No.14955405
>black guy with a white girl
9d248b No.14955408
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH
ff0604 No.14955415
Are you fucking kidding me
04f76d No.14955420
a9b623 No.14955424
>bethesda reading le funny online may mays online again
0d8c86 No.14955427
FUCKING TODD, I GET THE JOKE, BUT WHAT NOW?
f96d07 No.14955428
Nice. They were able to work in racemixing propaganda. Impressive.
80a974 No.14955432
>They are making fun of their own selves
f07ce5 No.14955433
6b4bc2 No.14955436
What did they just announce?
ff0604 No.14955448
b52772 No.14955452
Skyrim for the refrigerator
e42d49 No.14955457
26e5dc No.14955458
I'm surprised they're this self aware.
a9b623 No.14955462
>>14955436
A shitty overused may may
51befe No.14955467
2f4017 No.14955473
I wouldn't be upset about the interracial thing but Bethesda seems set lately on making eflvery leftist statement they possibly can
111ea4 No.14955476
and just like that, Todd killed the meme
e3c1bb No.14955480
>>14955458
It's almost like they're the ones pushing it or something.
b52772 No.14955485
f07ce5 No.14955489
>Same trailer as the xbox conference
bff00d No.14955491
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN TODD JUMPED THE SHARK
3bf1ef No.14955493
>bigger than arena
not happening
a9b623 No.14955498
>>14955458
>implying they don't marketers reading chans for sales data
Shills on cuckchan was never a meme
ff0604 No.14955500
YES
THE TRAILER WEVE SEEN ALREADY
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
26e5dc No.14955505
794752 No.14955514
It's the same trailer they showed at the MS conference
7ae73d No.14955518
>>14955458
>>14955433
>>14955491
this is the best thing hes done in years
a9b623 No.14955523
OH BOY FORREST NIGGER AND THE GANG AGAIN
a9b623 No.14955530
2361c1 No.14955534
f07ce5 No.14955538
COUNTRY ROOOOAADS
TAKE ME HOOOOOOME
TO THE PLAAAACE
I BELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MOMMAAAA
TAKE ME HOOOOME
COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOADS
ff0604 No.14955542
f07ce5 No.14955547
>That robot walking into the flowers
8af9a8 No.14955556
This song will probably be the best thing about the game
cb4f46 No.14955562
HOW DO I BUY SKYRIM FOR MY DRAGON DILDO??
a9b623 No.14955567
>all this lore rape
>again
b52772 No.14955574
>fallout 76
>you can only make black characters
e3c1bb No.14955589
>>14955574
West Virginia was always known for its coal exports.
f07ce5 No.14955602
dedc52 No.14955608
>Reminder the Commander Keen's Mom and Aunt fought in bloody ways, and his Son becomes Doomguy.
Also
< https://classicreload.com/commander-keen-4-secret-of-the-oracle.html
8af9a8 No.14955610
EVERY RACE COLOR AND CREED
Fuck nazis
4bafba No.14955619
>sixteen times the detail
So it begins
80a974 No.14955627
794752 No.14955628
>See that weather system
>You can view it
ab5e37 No.14955644
I hate bethesda more than ubisoft now.
36d8d2 No.14955647
Vault 56%
>>14955018
>fight nazis on the go
That was creepy, especially with the crowd cheering.
5fb8ba No.14955649
IT'S STILL ON GAMEBYRO LOL
4bafba No.14955670
Did they put fucking Mothman in Fallout?
36d8d2 No.14955682
e42d49 No.14955685
I CANT WAIT FOR A VOICE PROTAGONIST AND A GAME THATS WORSE THAN A GAME THATS A DECADE OLD
cf73be No.14955692
This game will be filled with current year jokes, references to how president blumpf destroyed the world, and all the locals will be portrayed as inbred mutant hicks.
b52772 No.14955699
>>14955649
No dude, there's new lighting. It's a different engine.
Fight Nazis liek a real person
a9b623 No.14955706
>US got nuked to shit
>somehow WV is alright
80a974 No.14955709
ALWAYS ONLINE WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO HYPE'D
e3c1bb No.14955716
>>14955644
Ubisoft were always laughably inept at best considering they don't really have a stranglehold on any worthwhile IPs besides Rayman.
b52772 No.14955719
13c806 No.14955720
>MG-42
Is this cannon canon?
f07ce5 No.14955723
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e3c1bb No.14955753
>>14955692
So post apocalyptic Farcry 5?
ff0604 No.14955768
>survival
Theres that word again!
80a974 No.14955773
IF WE CAN'T MAKE YOU PAY FOR MODS THEN WE WILL MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO MAKE THEM GOYIM!!!!
3e8823 No.14955775
>One of the first vaults constructed
>Opens as scheduled
>Not kept sealed for hundreds of years as ordered by the enclave
The lore rape continues but at least you get MULTICULTURAL BATTLE ROYALE! FUCK NAZIS AMIRITE!?
b52772 No.14955777
>>14955768
>softcore survival
LOL
6b4bc2 No.14955783
This is probably the smartest move for a Bethesda Fallout. They've always been okay at building maps, but shit at writing. So just jettison the whole narrative focused RPG thing.
51befe No.14955791
Porn Joke
Despacito 76 confirmed
e42d49 No.14955810
FUCK OFF. TIME TO PLAY FALLOUT NEW VEGAS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS
7ae73d No.14955818
>Those monster designs
I love em. Very cryptid-like!
>online only
and that demolishes whatever little hope I had
b49481 No.14955821
>>14955783
>a company who's reputation and massive success is built entirely on RPG's should ditch RPG's
winrar
f07ce5 No.14955840
>>14955821
>tfw she will never compress your boipuss
394d05 No.14955841
>>14955783
The smartest move would be for them to make a really good base for mods to sculpt into something good, literally "finish our game for us"
As a multiplayer only game, I doubt this will even support mods
6b4bc2 No.14955843
>>14955821
They make shit RPGs. People only like their games because you can walk around a big map.
51befe No.14955849
IT WAS ACTUALLY FALLOUT BATTLE ROYALE ALL ALONG
5fb8ba No.14955865
You can still tell that the animations are trash lol
b52772 No.14955866
>>14955849
gib raider milkers
394d05 No.14955867
>>14955821
I'm curious, when was the last time you played a bethesda RPG?
Because for the rest of us here in the real world it's been over a decade
b49481 No.14955871
>>14955843
>I SAID SHIT MOMMY LOOK IM A BIG BOY
<a company who's insane level of financial success that was built exclusively on RPG's should ditch RPG's
winrar
a9b623 No.14955875
ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS COPY RUST, BUT THEY EVEN FUCKED THAT UP
b49481 No.14955879
>>14955867
>over here in the real world
your imageboard cuckbox doesn't count for the normalfag "real world" I'm afraid
b52772 No.14955898
>white vault boy with poo in loo girl
>black vault boy with white vault girl
Activated my almond.
6b4bc2 No.14955913
>>14955871
Their success isn't built on RPGs. Their success is built on letting people wander around and steal spoons out of desk draws.
f07ce5 No.14955916
394d05 No.14955919
>>14955879
Exactly
Normalfags don't give a shit about RPG features
This is great for them
5fb8ba No.14955920
I like how it's obvious they only have like 10 enemy models
51befe No.14955941
SKYRIM DRAGONS NOW IN FALLOUT
80a974 No.14955942
>There is no I
BRAISE GOMMUNISM X—D
cf73be No.14955943
>>14955753
There was a fourth one?
b49481 No.14955951
>>14955919
>loses the argument
>moves the goalposts
<no one will notice!
>>14955913
>RPG's aren't RPG's cuz I say so
winrar
a9b623 No.14955958
>bases you build are instanced
>random players can't find and attack your base
What's the fucking point than?
4bafba No.14955961
I am not 100% clear on Fallout lore, but those additional nuclear bombs aren't consistent, right?
b52772 No.14955966
>>14955941
>Bethesda ends Fallout
>Bethesda ends TES
>announces The Elder Scrolls: Fallout
e3c1bb No.14955970
>>14955951
Learn how IDs work you obvious reddit subhuman.
5fb8ba No.14955972
ccf65b No.14955973
6b8f0a No.14955977
>>14955961
The whole world pretty much blew their load.
6b4bc2 No.14955979
>>14955951
I think you're willfully misunderstanding the point. Skyrim didn't become the most popular game in the world by being a good RPG.
b52772 No.14955992
Todd says NUKE DEGENERATES
51befe No.14955995
A RIVAL CAMP OF DEGENERATES
a9b623 No.14955998
>>14955961
Fallout lore rape from 76
>color tv
>US not completely uninhabitable this early on
>nukes still present
b49481 No.14955999
>>14955983
hey look guiz Pete Hines apparently doesn't like Nazis
http://archive.is/rjXyi
2f4017 No.14956003
Nuke the degenerates you say!?
f07ce5 No.14956007
>yfw chinks ruin it day one
b49481 No.14956014
>>14955979
>rpg's aren't rpg's cuz I say so
sure bud
80a974 No.14956020
How long before cheaters just fly above the map spamming nukes at every inch?
0d8c86 No.14956023
394d05 No.14956030
>You can nuke your enemies
Todd brings me great shame by offering me the thing I want the most
6b4bc2 No.14956042
>>14956014
It may be an RPG but it's not a good one.
5fb8ba No.14956045
Goddamn, imagine how buggy and shitty this game is gonna be
ff0604 No.14956048
b49481 No.14956059
>>14956023
didn't Nathan Grayson say Nazi's forced Steam at gunpoint to platform porn games?
fucking goddamn nazis man
f62308 No.14956062
Why couldn't it have been single player with CO-OP?
51befe No.14956063
394d05 No.14956067
>Sometimes it doesn't just work
Okay which fucking one of you is it
I know you're here Todd
f07ce5 No.14956068
80a974 No.14956069
>It doesn't just work
Todd is tired
b52772 No.14956076
Todd is just dropping memes everywhere YEE YEE
04f76d No.14956093
7fc296 No.14956096
>>14956003
Funny how we've made "degenerate" a household word over the past 3 years.
5a2177 No.14956099
>nuking a rival camp of degenerates
4001ee No.14956106
a9b623 No.14956111
>>14956076
What do you do when you become pure internet cringe?
EMBRACE IT
13c806 No.14956112
5fb8ba No.14956113
FUCKING GLOW IN THE DARKS
b52772 No.14956114
It glows in the
fuckin
DARK
ff0604 No.14956121
>a fucking helmet
TODD STOP
a9b623 No.14956127
>>14956099
At least wait a day shill before you try and AstroTurf the board
ccf65b No.14956130
4bafba No.14956132
>it's been 10 years since Fallout 3, the very first one
Todd, stop telling jokes, some of your jokes don't seem like jokes
2f4017 No.14956145
Wow, what a bait and switch.
Fallout anniversary… of shelter….
c8c699 No.14956146
Is it just me or does Todd sound like he's on hormone replacement therapy?
e42d49 No.14956150
they fucking ruined fallout
i thought it couldnt have been this bad
but it was fucking worse than i thought it was
b52772 No.14956151
What if Todd really is a /v/irgin?
e3c1bb No.14956163
>>14956146
He always had a Shmorkyesque voice, yes.
a9b623 No.14956166
>>14956150
Fallout was ruined 10 years ago with 3
ff0604 No.14956167
Honestly, Todd knows how to present himself in front of an audience. Literally every other person was a mumbling stuttering mess.
595caf No.14956175
b49481 No.14956188
how is it that Peter Hines became embroiled in this Nazi drama shit?
ff0604 No.14956203
TODD WHAT ARE YOU DOING
STOP
DONT DO IT
51befe No.14956206
394d05 No.14956211
5a2177 No.14956216
>>14956127
>everyone who posts about a non-released game on /v/ is a shill
Stop.
80a974 No.14956220
>THE ELDER SCROLLS 6 IS JUST MOBILESHIT
a9b623 No.14956250
>>14956216
>being excited for shit games
>acting out of place
Don't try and hide it
b52772 No.14956252
SKYRIM: CELL PHONE: ULTIMATE
ccf65b No.14956257
>PURE ELDER SCROLLS GAME
>CONSOLE QUALITY GRAPHICS
>HARKENING BACK TO ARENA
0d8c86 No.14956281
TO HOLD YOUR COFFEE YOU DEGENERATES
2f4017 No.14956282
f07ce5 No.14956286
2361c1 No.14956290
HE CALLED THE AUDIENCE WHAT THEY ARE
80a974 No.14956293
DEGENERATES
Is he /ourguy/?
ff0604 No.14956294
b52772 No.14956297
>he says degenerates again
Todd confirmed /pol/ack
2f4017 No.14956303
DEGENERATES…
Is todd aware?
5fb8ba No.14956308
TODD WILL SMITE THE HOMOS
51befe No.14956314
THIS IS HOW BETHESDA DIES
111ea4 No.14956320
It all returns to nothing…
8af9a8 No.14956328
5a2177 No.14956330
>>14956250
I'm not excited for it, I've never even played a Fallout game before.
2f4017 No.14956331
Todd knows. Todd is countering Pete.
794752 No.14956334
>Tfw phones can now run better graphics than my PC
e42d49 No.14956336
>>14956166
new vegas is still the best game in the series but that wasnt even fucking touched by them and shit out as soon as possible because bethesda continuously rushed obsidian but it still managed to be a better game than fallout 4 and 3
13c806 No.14956339
>Multiplayer
<But you can play the game by yourself, goy
>Multiplayer format will make modding impossible
<But you can buy these official mods to enhance your singleplayer experience, goy
That's it. Paid mods failed, and so this is how he goes through with it.
b52772 No.14956345
>virgin pete complains about Nazis
>chad Todd nukes degenerates
cb4f46 No.14956348
<2 ES mobile games
Help??
What the fuck do I do when Todd creates a crucifix out of my bingo sheet?
6b8f0a No.14956354
>>14956297
He kills Todd the Liar only to give us Todd the /pol/ack
2f4017 No.14956361
bff00d No.14956362
>>14956334
they cost appropriately more than your PC too.
36d8d2 No.14956373
ff0604 No.14956374
>FORCING IT ONTO EVERY DIGITAL DEVICE
THE FUCKING MADMAN
5fb8ba No.14956376
>>14956348
He joked about it so I'm going to still count it
394d05 No.14956378
>Elder scrolls roguelite mode
>And 1v1 pvp mode
>And animal crossing mod
>On a fucking phone
Todd why must you do this to me
>>14956348
Legends is a PC game
Only retards play card games on tiny ass phones
7fa980 No.14956380
ON EVERY FUCKING DEVICE WE CAN
f07ce5 No.14956398
51befe No.14956415
>PREORDERING MOBILE GAMES
WE WENT FULL CIRCLE NOW
f29f8d No.14956421
Someone mind webming the part were he calls the audience degenerates?
394d05 No.14956431
>>14956415
*Preordering early access for free mobile games
ff0604 No.14956433
Oh my god is that what they end with?
bff00d No.14956444
YES, CLAP FOR THEM YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES. I COMMAND YOU!
b52772 No.14956453
>>14956433
Just wait for the secret Skyrim
cf73be No.14956454
>>14956339
Bethesdrones cry out "who cares if its broken, Mods will fix it"
>Todd removes modding, the only saving grace
>this is how Fallout dies.
51befe No.14956461
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b49481 No.14956469
>>14956339
it' all about the money
love and creativity is over
Bethesda died in Skyrim
51befe No.14956480
ff0604 No.14956487
>next-gen
Oh no. Oh fucking no.
b52772 No.14956500
>>14956348
<something genuinely ssurprising
SKYRIM 2
f29f8d No.14956504
I missed everything after the info drop that Fallout 76 is an MMO. What happened?
2361c1 No.14956505
>Todd joined them 25 years ago
>New franchise to celerbate 25 years of Todd
>Todd probably made it singlehandedly.
f07ce5 No.14956513
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04f76d No.14956518
LOL Here come the aliens.
0d8c86 No.14956520
b52772 No.14956525
>>14956504
Skyrim on your phone
51befe No.14956527
b49481 No.14956531
>>14956504
FO76 is full-tilt corporate top-down dickery
ff0604 No.14956535
WHAT ARE YOU CLAPPING FOR
6b4bc2 No.14956539
Janky as fuck version of Mass Effect inbound.
b49481 No.14956554
0d8c86 No.14956555
LEEEEETTTSSS FCCUUUKKINNGNGNGNG N GGOOOOOO
e3c1bb No.14956557
>>14956535
Continued employment.
8af9a8 No.14956559
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394d05 No.14956599
>Elder Scrolls VI
>No subtitle
>No follow up info
>Just VI
Okay sure why not
38ad09 No.14956602
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b52772 No.14956613
04f76d No.14956615
b49481 No.14956622
>>14956608
MY BIG NAZI DICK FUCK NAZIS AMIRITE
8af9a8 No.14956640
394d05 No.14956647
>>14956602
Hammerfell, Valenwood, Summerset, Elsweyr
That generic looking landscape could be fucking anything
51befe No.14956676
PUNCH NAZIS AND BUY MOBILE GAMES
3e8823 No.14956679
>We will never get Elder Scrolls: Akavir
a9b623 No.14956689
POST THEM SCORE CARDS SO FAR
394d05 No.14956692
>>14956679
It's incredibly naive to think they'd ever make a game outside of tamriel
b52772 No.14956701
>>14956676
PPunch Nazis…ON THE GO!
d03ade No.14956712
>>14956647
barely any trees, couldn't have been vallenwood
36d8d2 No.14956720
PUNCH A NAZI WITH WOLFENSTEIN SWITCH
51befe No.14956731
GUYS
WHEN IS DEVOLVER DIGITAL?
ff0604 No.14956739
That was fucking awful tho, goddamn.
be9d3f No.14956749
ccf65b No.14956752
>>14956720
ON EVERY PLATFORM
cb4f46 No.14956753
>"But anon, Wolfenstein got a whole new game and trailer announced–"
They forgot what made Wolfenstein good, therefore they forgot it, therefore fuck you, I'm calling bingo!
f62308 No.14956756
I just wanted fallout with CO-OP and they messed that awful. I should have showered instead!
ff0604 No.14956758
>>14956731
Now, think theyre only streaming in twitch tho.
394d05 No.14956764
>>14956712
It's ok, they improved it, just like they did cyrodiil
2361c1 No.14956775
>Devolver hosting a fucking furry
51befe No.14956784
5fb8ba No.14956797
>>14956689
not looking good
51befe No.14956810
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51befe No.14956837
>Progress
>*shows nigger family*
b49481 No.14956848
b52772 No.14956854
>>14956837
Where is the stream
dedc52 No.14956873
>Commander Keen's Grandfather is William J. Blazkowicz, aka Wolfenstein Guy.
>Paternal Grandfather
>Blazkowicz is suppose to also have a son, on top of his two daughterus.
>Doom Guy is his Great Grandson .
f07ce5 No.14956885
I WANT TO WORSHIP HER FEET
80a974 No.14956888
Where the fuck is the devolver stream?
e3c1bb No.14956897
>>14956837
Hey, downwards is a direction you can progress towards.
ccf65b No.14956901
b49481 No.14956902
>>14956873
DUDE FUCK NAZI FAMILY TREES
5fb8ba No.14956903
51befe No.14956905
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2361c1 No.14956948
She beating the point over peoplle's fucking head. She's trying and failing to do what Todd just did.
5fb8ba No.14956978
>>14956950
I want to fuck her whilst she calls me a neet piece of garbage
dedc52 No.14956983
>>14956902
I thought Wolfenstein Guy was Polish.
51befe No.14956999
She's the perfect dominatrix
38ad09 No.14957003
>>14956983
Wolfenstein devs
ff0604 No.14957012
Whatd they announce so far? Not Metal Wolf Chaos?
f07ce5 No.14957015
a9b623 No.14957018
>DEVOLVER shittng on loot boxes
off to a good start
5fb8ba No.14957019
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51befe No.14957040
BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
ff0604 No.14957047
53da8d No.14957048
>>14956983
NOT ANYMORE GOYIM
ALL WHITES ARE NAZIS YOU SHITLORD
80a974 No.14957051
I want to fuck her until we both pass out. I want to make her my wife and have 10+ children with her
b49481 No.14957065
>>14957003
fucking blonde hair white people nazis better make games about killing nazis
f07ce5 No.14957074
I want her to step on my balls while she gives me all sorts of obscene insults
36d8d2 No.14957076
>>14956901
Oh god they double-down on their reddit humor.
51befe No.14957077
>cryptobabbies on this thread suddenly not laughing
wew lad
4bafba No.14957092
>>14957074
I want her to announce The Talos Principle 2
5fb8ba No.14957112
>>14957051
I hope she has three kids and is faithfully married
2361c1 No.14957113
a6605c No.14957151
nigga i just played Deadbolt i don't need this
80a974 No.14957165
51befe No.14957170
f07ce5 No.14957174
>She will never call your dick cute as fuck
a9b623 No.14957191
I want to fuck the christmas cake on the the devolver stream
ff0604 No.14957206
80a974 No.14957211
HHNNNNNNNGGGG her feet must smell so good
b49481 No.14957223
f07ce5 No.14957239
>she will never be your mommy
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
ff0604 No.14957247
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a9b623 No.14957265
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a9b623 No.14957327
>mech america great again
51befe No.14957336
ae1376 No.14957358
Meh moments
>Doom 2
>Starfield
>TES VI
Don't give a fuck moments
>All the rest
36d8d2 No.14957368
>>14957323
Polygon on suicide watch
a6605c No.14957375
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794752 No.14957407
I just watched Robocop yesterday what the fuck is Devolver doing in my head?
6b8f0a No.14957417
>>14957407
They want your money so bad they invented the tech to read your mind.
51befe No.14957427
80a974 No.14957459
Well, that was interesting. What a horrible E3 so far
51befe No.14957477
At least they brought back Metal Wolf Chaos
111ea4 No.14957486
Well at least that made me laugh after Todd's depressing shit show
dedc52 No.14957575
>>14957048
>>14957019
Why would then need to Retcon that?
>>14957003
>Sweden
Now it all makes sense.
a9b623 No.14957635
>>14957575
>he didn't know
Follow the trail anon every game from sweden gets forced diversity, look at battlefield 5
53da8d No.14957675
>>14957575
>Why would then need to Retcon that?
Can't have a strong white male protagonist goy, might turn you into a mysogonazi incel!
7ae73d No.14957701
Jesus bethesdas was sad.
It sucks to see something like fallout, quake, or elderscrolls get shafted so hard.
Prey DLC looks somewhat decent but that was pretty much the only thing.
Devolver was a decent break, the games looked fun but as far as a comedy act they did better last year.
f4b132 No.14957768
>>14957701
Their comedy was pure reddit-tier shit and the games looked like garbage too.
f07ce5 No.14957791
459b9e No.14957822
>>14957768
Couldn't agree more
111ea4 No.14958006
>>14957701
>It sucks to see something like fallout, quake, or elderscrolls get shafted so hard.
I'm not even that attached to those games and I still felt bad for their fans. Also Todd really rubbed me the wrong way this year.
2182a2 No.14958080
>>14955913
Then why do their customers keep freaking out when they remove more rpg mechanics? Additionally, their fallout and elder scrolls franchises seem to be the only actual standout successes. The rest barely get above water. In fact, fallout 4 has such a shit rating amongst customers because it lacks those rpg mechanics. it's why bethesda worked so hard to add in mechanics similar to fallout 3 into far harbor, then made nuka world a bad guy dlc because everyone bitched you couldn't be evil anymore. Bethesda rpg mechanics may be simple, but they're still rpg mechanics and rpg games, and as they've stripped those they've lost a lot of support among their customers to outright low review bombing with fallout 4.
>>14956059
>The left are claiming the nazis are trying to enforce free speech
They're not thinking this to its logical conclusion, like captain america and hydra.
>>14956151
Hes got a wife and kids.
>>14956756
we told you not to touch the monkeys paw!
>>14957791
I liked the sweetness.
f4b132 No.14958116
>>14958080
They don't freak out much, though. Fallout 4 sold amazingly well, unfortunately.
2361c1 No.14958308
f62308 No.14958569
>>14958080
>we told you not to touch the monkeys paw!
The only thing good to come out of E3 was the comfy threads like always. Posting with you anons makes the pain hurt less
f62308 No.14958678
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
But Todd really is self aware
04f76d No.14958692
>>14958678
>He's a soy boy
lol
7ae73d No.14958735
>>14958569
Man thats really nice to hear honestly
I've been making sure to do them every year for a while now, they have almost become as much of a tradition for me as E3 itself.
I like knowing people appreciate the laid back environment as much as I do.
Well, all the confrences got me super tired so I better go to bed.
Gotta get up bright and early so I can get some coffee ready for squeenix tommorow morning
f62308 No.14958791
>>14958735
>I've been making sure to do them every year for a while now, they have almost become as much of a tradition for me as E3 itself.
So you're the same anon from last year's comfy thread? You guys don't know how much this means to me man, It's anons like you that make /v/ a better place and keep me coming back and remind me why I play video games. If a game is good we can enjoy it's gameplay and if it's bad we can all laugh at it together, there is no console wars or other garbage you guys have me looking forward to E3 no matter what happens. Good night anon
7ae73d No.14958827
>>14958791
Oh man thanks for that. Its good to hear that from someone.
I always liked looking forward to E3 so the threads were trying to reflect that
You have a good night as well, look forward to talking with you tomorrow then!
bf9c5a No.14959514
>>14953467
Did you guys see that trailer for Skyrim: Very Special Edition? It's very HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS. And, of course, they have the nigger husband paired with what would pass with normalfags as a White woman, but (((her))) nose tells the truth. They have to push this miscegenation shit everywhere these days. They also include the "dumb husband/smart wife" theme, which is fucking omnipresent in media.
>pic related
Beth has declared that they will just keep dumbing down their games and don't give a fuck what their core user base thinks.I'm actually surprise that their PR guy got this bold.
2361c1 No.14959547
>>14959514
>They also include the "dumb husband/smart wife" theme
Wrong. The wife was too stupid to figure out he playing a fucking game.
ec3857 No.14960180
I support /comfE3/.
I am feeling better today, I will do some work and house errands while I listen to the Bethesda I missed and come back later to rage with you at the next show.
7ae73d No.14961662
Alright squeenix starts in just under 2 hours.
I would make a new thread but this one is neither under 700 or at page 13
I thought for sure it would reach page 13 by the time I woke up this morning
Anyone still here or is the thread dead?
f62308 No.14961704
>>14961662
Here and waiting
7ae73d No.14961829
>>14961704
Well alright, guess ill bunker it out in this thread for as long as I can then.
Ill make a new one as soon as this one reaches its limit.
Or if someone else makes another comfy thread for squenix ill hop in that
I just dont want to make a new one right away because last time I made a new thread and the other wasnt dead I got banned and couldn't post in the comfy thread for the entire conference
f62308 No.14961911
>>14961829
That's an unjust ban if I ever heard one.
7ae73d No.14961998
>>14961911
whats weird is nothing changed as far as how I did the comfy threads last year
dont know what really changed to make it different now
but whatever, it is what it is I guess
ec3857 No.14962047
Do we have a comfy thread?
7ae73d No.14962081
>>14962047
I cant make a new one till this reaches 700 posts or page 13, as per the board rules.
as much as I think squenix deserves its own thread
If someone else wants to make a new one by all means go ahead, I just dont want to get banned and be unable to comfy-post again
ec3857 No.14962113
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14962081
we'll reach it soon. It's ok.
cb4f46 No.14962208
Six minutes until the show! Report cards?
ec3857 No.14962230
>>14962208
Devolver happened? I should watch later.
>tfw will be asleep when PC happens
4bafba No.14962231
Seems like the cyclical is pretty slow as it is, I guess that's what you get for having a conference in the morning on a weekday. I'll have to leave for work before Ubisoft anyway.
7ae73d No.14962344
>>14962230
It was entertaining. Last year was better but they got some decent looking games this time around.
>>14962231
Squeenix also doesnt have as much going for it as Ubisoft or Sony
on the bright side I think the PC show is probably going ot be real laid back because of it
cb4f46 No.14962381
<Guy right behind you dies
>BODY FOUND
>LOOKS RECENT
What the hell is this dialogue?
794752 No.14962513
>>14962381
>Arrow hits wall right next to him
>Turns around to stare right at it for 10 seconds instead of looking around
>Doesn't hear the guy behind him hitting the ground
REALISTIC STEALTH GAMEPLAY
f29f8d No.14962594
Also, what is SotTR doing that hasn't been done before (Even in other TR games)?
cb4f46 No.14962637
This Dragon Quest trailer seems so innocently cliché that I can't help but love it.
7ae73d No.14962688
>>14962637
thats just DQ in general
just the RPG-ist RPG ever
f29f8d No.14962802
Why is weather treated like some new gaming marvel?
cb4f46 No.14962806
>>14962688
Gotta love it
Also why is my bingo sheet so fucking bare right now?
39aa64 No.14962825
>>14962802
Because they have nothing else to say.
f29f8d No.14962854
>>14962825
So, they know their games have nothing over the titles released a decade ago, so they're making the most mundane features seem like some large step in direction and gaming evolution?
39aa64 No.14962882
>>14962854
They don't think of it that way, but basically.
f62308 No.14962889
This trailer looks likes it's from 2005
794752 No.14962897
>Daredevil except he's deaf instead of blind
That's do dumb that I love it.
4bafba No.14962898
>a deaf man beats up three guys
Has Square forgotten how to build interest?
f62308 No.14962949
What happened to Sora's voice? and why is he impressed by snow magic when he's seen and done so much more?
6c64c8 No.14962955
>>14962806
You forgot "Trailers that were already shown elsewhere" with Nier for XBone and Kingdom hearts.
f29f8d No.14962981
>>14962949
Doesn't the guy get amnesia multiple times throughout the series?
ec3857 No.14963004
What if they show some kind of cyberpunk gameplay during PC Gamer? It is a PC company after all.
Todd was allowed to come up twice and the devs still didn't come out to read their marketing script.
>them sex grunts during kingdom hearts
What is this sound mixing?
f62308 No.14963047
>>14962981
He hadn't had that for a while and he got back his memories though. Also that music for KH3 was bad
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ec3857 No.14963072
Good thing we didn't make a new thread.
f29f8d No.14963073
>>14963047
Everything about the KH3 trailer was bad. Whoever headed the audio for it should be fired.
7ae73d No.14963087
Well that was quick
and most of it we already seen.
Regardless, I am super excited for the next platinum game and would love to know more about it
It was also nice seeing Dragon Quest again
other than that they fell pretty flat but they didn't try for much anyways.
f62308 No.14963143
>>14963072
Small blessings
>>14963073
No kidding and they need to stop pretending Atlantis doesn't exist and show more Kita already. My only hope and they still let me down
f29f8d No.14963167
>>14963087
I'd like to see more about PlatinumGames new title as well. And the trailer The Quiet Man piqued my interest just enough that I may keep an eye on it.
7ae73d No.14963172
>>14963072
I was going to say the same thing
conference was basically over before it started
very little needed to be said, surprised they bothered with a conference this year
ec3857 No.14963210
How long will Ubisoft be? I need to schedule some house errands..
ab5e37 No.14963228
>>14963210
Starts in about two hours.
7ae73d No.14963246
>>14963210
My guess is an hour and a half?
Maybe 2 if they go a bit longer
I hope it doesnt drift into the PC gaming show, that one is maximum comfy
2361c1 No.14963249
>>14963188
You got "pussy snorkeling world champion"?
cb4f46 No.14963252
I feel like I fucked a whore who got off just as I got only a little hard. What a ripoff. This is a bad year for Squeenix, the ONLY thing salvagable from that is Octopath Traveler.
f62308 No.14963371
>>14963355
This nig has the right idea
d604cd No.14964029
>>14953467
https://cytu.be/r/whitedesert
Made a comfy cytube for e3 yesterday if anyone is interested. It's pretty lowkey and chill, but you can still expect banter and a little bit of funposting.
f29f8d No.14964104
Twitch embed. Click thumbnail to play.
5 minutes until Limited Run Games conference
cb4f46 No.14964214
>>14964104
Who are these guys?
794752 No.14964558
>>14963355
>That dress
At that point she might as well just show up naked.
I'd approve
cb4f46 No.14964753
Ubisoft definitely needs a new thread for it, someone chop to it
7ae73d No.14964779
>>14964753
Im already on it bud
7ae73d No.14964796
Alright boys, new thread for Ubisoft made here:
>>14964785
>>14964785
>>14964785
GO, GO, GO
cb4f46 No.14965162