6e0d58 No.14944746
Last thread got bumped to the end pages
apologies I misunderstood the rules when I made the new thread yesterday.
Anyways, if crowded threads and busy stream chats aren't your style, come hop into the comfy thread for this E3!
Microsofts should start in a little under 2 hours, with bethesdas following short, and devolver after that.
Anyone got any decent food or drink?
What are you doing to pass the time?
Any expectations for Microsoft?
Please, come relax and talk.
Stay comfy.
8af03c No.14944792
>What are you doing to pass the time?
Resident Evil 2, I'm marathoning the series in anticipation of a potential REmake2 announcement on Monday.
>Any expectations for Microsoft?
There are rumblings that Scalebound is getting resurrected for some reason, otherwise I'm not expecting much besides more fodder for the E3 compilations. Maybe there will be a release date for Ori and the Will of the Wisp
6e0d58 No.14944821
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Right now I am just relaxing with some coffee waiting for it to start.
I was trying to drawfag earlier but I guess my brains just not in a mood for it today, couldn't get anything right. Ill try again in-between conferences, if I can
As for microsoft, they are usually a conference I watch mostly to laugh.
Last year I was laughing when they ended up debuting an actual car on stage because I didn't think they were dumb enough to do that again.
On occasion I do find a couple of things that catch my eye though, granted half of them usually lose my interest by release.
>>14944792
I feel scalebound is fully dead in the water. Microsoft really fucked over platinum with that one. i would like to see a release but I feel platinum deserves better (and can do better, judging what I saw of scalebound).
Ori and the Wisp was one that caught my eye last year, I would love to see more of it. Wasn't the last one well received.
RE2 sounds fun! What are you playing it on?
4c5726 No.14944840
>>14944746
>Anyone got any decent food or drink?
Got a bottle of Rum and a selection of European Hams and cheeses.
>What are you doing to pass the time?
Completing Ace Combat: Zero, doing the Knight style playthrough, done the other two already.
>Any expectations for Microsoft?
I just want them to confirm the rumours of Forza Horizon 4, other than that I couldn't give less of a shit about Microsoft.
6e0d58 No.14944871
>>14944840
>Got a bottle of Rum and a selection of European Hams and cheeses.
Oh, sounds wonderful!
You hoping for more Ace Combat this year? I know some people wanted more info on 7, and other are expecting some remasters.
I dont think I have ever played 0, I should check it out sometime.
>>14944845
Get back demon your conference isn't for another 7 hours
8af03c No.14944879
>>14944821
I'm just playing on an emulator, I have the original hardware but never got a physical copy.
>Ori and the Wisp was one that caught my eye last year, I would love to see more of it. Wasn't the last one well received?
If I remember correctly, yes, well-received considering it's an entry in an oversaturated genre. I think the thing I remember most about reviews were complaints about the difficulty.
>>14944840
>Ace Combat
Nice, nice
6e0d58 No.14944897
Actually if I remember correctly, the year Fallout 4 was revealed didnt bethesda show most of it at Microsofts conference? Or at least some of it, then they went onto their own conference?
I wonder if thats how they'll do it this year with that fallout game they've been teasing
f86551 No.14944906
I'm on an old iMac that doesn't support html5 so i won't be watching shit tonight.
f86551 No.14944912
>>14944897
Fallout 4 was a full game, vault 76 is DLC at best. I doubt they're gonna use microsoft's time to showcase something minor.
e080af No.14944920
>What are you doing to pass the time?
Listening to some ol' timey J-Pop and gonna continue with my Junji Itou binge reading.
>Any expectations for Microsoft?
Just here to suffer and shitpost. I don't really follow MS's offerings but I'm expecting a leftist-buzzword salad trainwreck.
2c6445 No.14944921
>>14944746
>Anyone got any decent food or drink?
Just tea for me
>What are you doing to pass the time?
Playan some good old CS 1.6
>Any expectations for Microsoft?
I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt, at least. But a good portion of the conference will probably be just "muh 4K" dick stroking.
068970 No.14944925
I kinda wish the rumors that we were getting ports/rereleases of FO3 & NV were true. Those games are super fuckin comfy Can't wait to hear what garbage the new Fallout will be, but until then, I'll stay nice and snug.
4c5726 No.14944935
>>14944871
Yes, hoping for more info, there was an email going round about how they confirm they will be showing stuff off about 7 at E3, may also get the remaster info too.
Definitely, most people consider it the best in the series, I assume you've played other Ace Combat games then? Ive yet to play 4 because I don't own it but may emulate it or if it comes out in the remaster I can get that and play through all of them.
I'm thinking if the remaster comes out it will be like the MGS HD collection where it has the games in the in-universe chronological order.
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f86551 No.14944944
>>14944925
>unironically wanting FO3 & FO:NV ultimare edition: revengeange: redemption
hi todd
d1e526 No.14944951
There might be some potential for Microsoft today. Not holding my breath though
2c6445 No.14944955
>>14944906
Doesn't TenFourFox support HTML5? I've heard that's the browser of choice for people who still use PowerPC machines.
6e0d58 No.14944971
>>14944912
Im just noticing some parallels is all.
Both were revealed about a week before E3.
I dont think its DLC though, I think its going to be a spin-off title.
>>14944921
What kind of tea? Just black tea?
Regardless, Tea is always good!
Been a while since I last played CS, I got some good memories with that game.
>>14944925
I couldn't care less about FO3 but I would love more of NV.
>>14944935
I got AC4 and 5 because I just got a large collection of PS2 games in general. I have had a lot of fun with both of them!
2c6445 No.14944986
>>14944971
I drink chai. It's basically just black tea with a bunch of spices added. Good stuff.
8e0eec No.14945003
>>14944897
They showed the exact same footage at least two times, yes.
f86551 No.14945009
>>14944955
>▶
I have no idea. I'm gonna look into it.
f86551 No.14945061
>>14944971
Spin off… so fallout battle royal? Think about it: all the control vaults inhabitants are released into the wasteland to fight a free for all battle among themselves and even some ghouls, all while a radiation circle shrinks around them.
It would satisfy the always online component, the pandering to FO casuals and the BR bandwagon, and the cosmetics/mods/p2w cash shop.
You heard it here first folks.
cb8f38 No.14945064
>>14945046
I know he was excited for Crackdown 3 but you shouldn't be calling pocs that. It's 2018.
2c6445 No.14945065
>>14945046
You'd have niggers on the mind too if your wife left you for Jamal.
4c5726 No.14945069
>>14945046
iS BoOgIe, dArE i SaY, oUr GuY??
6e0d58 No.14945075
>>14944986
I quite like chai actually!
I drink a lot of it during the fall.
>>14945009
best of luck, hope you get to watch with the rest of us.
>>14945061
thats the general idea going around, is a BR/Rust Clone
ff8e04 No.14945083
>>14945061
>You heard it here first folks.
Everyone has been calling this since the first reveal trailer, newfag.
f9487c No.14945092
Anyone got any decent food or drink?
Some decent fried chicken, if i'm going to be watching the MS and Bethesda conferences i might as well eat like a nigger.
What are you doing to pass the time?
playing some handheld games on vita and switch
Any expectations for Microsoft?
f9487c No.14945099
>>14945092
>Any expectations for Microsoft?
*No. None at all, i'd be surprised if they even have ONE first party game lined up this time around.
d1e526 No.14945123
I'm willing to give Microsoft an early B simply for the amount of third party titles that we're getting. Cyberpunk 2077 is hype enough
e999c7 No.14945129
>Any expectations for Microsoft?
I expect them to kick the bucket at this point: the first Xbox wasn't a commercial success but it had at least something, 360 was a commercial success thanks to Ps3 fuck up and some big normalfag shit, the Bone is a fucking failure and most of its games ported to PC already.
Time to get out before becoming even more pathetic.
fd3e14 No.14945140
lel I didn't even know E3 started. Was EA a shitshow?
18b8ce No.14945147
>>14945140
Of course it was.
f9487c No.14945149
>>14945140
>lel I didn't even know E3 started. Was EA a shitshow?
It was the worst EA show yet.
fd3e14 No.14945166
>>14945147
>>14945149
Shit, haha I was on /v/ all yesterday I didn't see a thread, I'm gonna find a recap video.
3eb678 No.14945179
>Anyone got any decent food or drink?
Just water for now.
>What are you doing to pass the time?
Listening to vidya music.
>Any expectations for Microsoft?
Maybe there'll be good trailers for the non-exclusives, but other than that, I got nothing.
e080af No.14945180
>>14945149
Wasn't it just sportsball over and over?
e999c7 No.14945182
>>14945140
They literally drug up the corpse of C&C and raped it on stage while snipers forced the public to applaud this disgusting act
6e0d58 No.14945196
>>14945092
Very Nice! I had some great fried chicken for dinner last night actually.
Big side of cut up fried potatoes.
>>14945123
Cyberpunk is something ive been waiting for for quite a while now.
Not to sure on how the conference itself will go.
depends on what series they try to decapitate live on stage.
>>14945129
I dont think they will be entering next gens console race but I have no honest idea.
>>14945140
they apologized on stage twice.
>>14945179
>Listening to vidya music.
Me as well, what are you listening to?
fd3e14 No.14945203
>>14945196
>>14945182
Wew sounds like a great conference, don't know what you guys are talking about :^)
At this point I watch them for the memes.
de0d1f No.14945206
anyone have any good bingo cards for this shit?
f9487c No.14945207
>>14945180
No, it was
>Sportsball
>Nigger sportsball player and some random white guy awkwardly talking
>Our new team in (((ISRAEL))) has something good for you goys
>A brief mention of nubattlefield 2
>Command and Conquer mobile game
>W-we promise not to add lootboxes this time goys
>EA's netflix for games.
3eb678 No.14945212
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>>14945196
This and a bunch of other random MGS songs.
7e069d No.14945236
>xbox one x to $350
Fuck it, I'll buy one.
636eca No.14945252
I was moving to another city so was afk for like 6 hours. Did I miss anything?
de0d1f No.14945264
>>14945236
what games does it even have?
6e0d58 No.14945280
>>14945252
They haven't started yet, no
We still got about an hour so get cozy!
7e069d No.14945287
>>14945264
uh, its got Halo?
Maybe Gears of War.
I just need something to play my old games on and something I can use to play the upcoming games this year, like Soul Calibur and Cyberpunk 2077.
f9487c No.14945299
>>14945264
Exclusives? Nothing. Multiplats are often the worst way to play the games. All it really has is OG BC.
fd3e14 No.14945302
>>14945236
I bought one for Forza Horizon 2, nothing else phases me. Maybe sunset overdrive but I didn't even buy it. Wasn't worth it.
e080af No.14945307
>>14945207
That sounds so terrible it's just terrible.
>>14945252
Starts in about 40m. There's always e3countdown.com if you want to keep tabs on it.
>>14945264
NieR Automata :^)
f16bd0 No.14945311
>>14944906
>I'm on an old iMac that doesn't support html5 so i won't be watching shit tonight.
i'm watching E3 in VLC on a second monitor. don't know what your problem is?
eced82 No.14945322
If i do get the report card template, i'm expecting Microsoft to atleast have a C me after class
7e069d No.14945327
>>14945299
I'll be honest here, the BC is pretty top notch. Considering PC still can't do Xbox OG, and 360 isn't perfect, $350 for a system I can run 4K video on, two screens, multiplat games, and older games isn't that bad of a price.
da8fa7 No.14945340
Hello niggers what did i missed?
f9487c No.14945348
>>14945340
Not a damn thing nigger, It's about to start.
7e069d No.14945354
>>14945348
>it's about to start
>starting at 4
"no"
da8fa7 No.14945361
>>14945348
Good shit then nigger.
I'm just wondering what the fuck is Microsoft gonna show. I mean, there are no fucking exclusives left for the xbone
7e069d No.14945370
>>14945361
They've got something up their sleeve, I can feel it
b46e28 No.14945372
>>14945361
They will be timed exclusives
e999c7 No.14945388
>>14945370
>I can feel it
It's Spencer's dick, run
f9ad87 No.14945400
Xbox could have been the big brother to a Playstation but it shit the pants. Especially when it comes to their retarded work structure. They'll never make internally good IPs, I believe the old heads of Rare said it in a podcast.
da8fa7 No.14945415
>>14945370
Be careful, it may be Spencer's cock on your ass.
>>14945372
>timed exclusive
webum related
f9487c No.14945429
>>14945361
>I'm just wondering what the fuck is Microsoft gonna show. I mean, there are no fucking exclusives left for the xbone
All they have that we know of is Crackdown 3, and that's looking like a never ever.
cb8f38 No.14945437
Did you see that concentrated cringe by the Hello Neighbor developers making a music video about the "Greatest game in the world"? Trying to be devolver digital but failing hard.
27796f No.14945442
>>14945437
It's still going.
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76dd0a No.14945455
This show is going to be homosexual, as we know, but how much more homosexual will it be than EA's faggot presentation?
ec63d8 No.14945461
Watching a stream on youtube and I really don't like listening to the two crackwhores they have as announcers running their mouths when they could be sucking my cock instead. The two soiboys also need to stop talking so much and get back to masturbating in the corner instead.
a0253f No.14945471
>>14945361
Nier: Automata Xbox One version
Halo BR
Backwards compatibility with Dreamcast
5d6ecd No.14945512
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>>14945140
>lel I didn't even know E3 started. Was EA a shitshow?
The only thing they showed off that looked like it had any promise was a fucking walking sim with a qt monstergirl. They also brought out the Command & Conquer IP in a mobile dress and brutally raped it live on stage in front of a very uncomfortable audience for like 10 minutes. Everything else was either inconsequential, insubstantial, sports that nobody that NigNogs and EuroNiggers care about, and a heavy heaping of Tony Hayward levels of insincere apologies for microtransactions.
31a011 No.14945513
Anyone got a Todd Howard bingo I can play during the Bethesda presentation?
8af03c No.14945522
>>14945455
EA seemed like they barely gave a shit, even less so than last year, so if Microsoft makes any effort at all they'll probably come out on top.
2793d3 No.14945549
>>14945512
>walking sim
>promise
buy my game then kill yourself
5d6ecd No.14945577
>>14945549
>buy my game
Let me play as a cutie awkward monster girl and I'll think about it.
49748e No.14945585
what stream are you guys watching?
49748e No.14945599
>>14945577
someone actually complained last night that "of course they had to go full sjw with a black woman"
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1ce66c No.14945614
>>14945577 (Checked)
>Let me play as a cutie awkward monster girl and I'll think about it
You can with paid mods.
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27796f No.14945618
>>14945585
None, waiting for the press conference
2793d3 No.14945619
>>14945585
>actually watching it
37ae07 No.14945621
>>14945599
fuck off nigger nobody cares
37ae07 No.14945627
>>14945615
>Mister Metokur
2c6445 No.14945630
>>14945585
I'm watching metokur
49748e No.14945631
>>14945621
was it you? are you embarassed?
27796f No.14945635
>>14945621
>butthurt faggot from last thread is here
f9487c No.14945641
>>14945577
Of course you can! With the creation club(tm) and a few shekels credits, you can do ANYTHING*.
a0253f No.14945655
>>14945627
Name a better stream, you won't
f9017c No.14945662
How are they going to gamify the RTS?
356360 No.14945663
>>14945655
Will Demo stream?
850cf7 No.14945664
>>14945585
http://comfytheatre.co.uk/streams/e3/
I watch it every year even if its a cuckchanner
019834 No.14945666
>>14945655
How about a stream without a faggy commentator?
8af03c No.14945674
>>14945653
>A car on the stage, again
Years of this and I still just don't understand
461b2a No.14945682
>2:30 in UK time
by the time it comes around I'll be fucking dead tired
NOT COMFY
f9487c No.14945687
>>14945627
>>14945585
There an 8chan stream up?
8af03c No.14945701
>>14945664
>Take a shot for each time '60fps' is used
I don't think I'd be in much danger on that difficulty
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76dd0a No.14945711
these gamespot fuckers are insufferable
a01aca No.14945714
Oh, boy. Here we go again.
49748e No.14945716
have i misunderstood? how long until xbox starts?
>>14945711
yeah go figure
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da8fa7 No.14945740
>>14945471
>Nier: Automata Xbox One version
lmao i thought you were kidding
8af03c No.14945743
>>14945711
Is the second girl on the left a cutie or is my stream just too low quality to make a decent judgment?
e999c7 No.14945753
Where are you guys watching? Jewtube?
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49748e No.14945761
>>14945743
you need to up that quality son
76dd0a No.14945762
>>14945743
they're both 5/10 if you ask me. The one you're talking about looks like she's got a better rack, while the other one seems like she has a better face, but I can't really tell, either.
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f90bdf No.14945764
EA's conference was mostly boring, here's hoping for some quality cringe.
e080af No.14945779
>>14945753
https://www.twitch.tv/xbox if I'm gonna suffer, might as well be the pristine experience
49748e No.14945783
>>14945764
i wanna have to mute
8af03c No.14945788
>>14945761
Well, she's getting awfully close to that microphone, I think she has a fixation
670e60 No.14945789
Thanks for this, OP. Both the cyclical thread and the cy.tube chat are so fast they're unreadable.
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cb8f38 No.14945801
Bitch on twitch actually missed Kinect and called herself a Kinect fan. I think it's safe to say she isn't a gamer.
0d1a8b No.14945810
>tfw sudden panic comes up and stops you from finishing your Microsoft report card in time
da8fa7 No.14945814
>>14945789
Why would you wanna read the fucking chat? Watch the presentation i comment your shitty opinions here.
6e0d58 No.14945823
>>14945789
No problem! Its always nice to have a slow paced thread
8e0eec No.14945828
>>14945764
Microsoft hasn't been legitimately cringey for a while now. You need Ubisoft for that yearly dose.
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5d6ecd No.14945865
>>14945828
>Microsoft hasn't been legitimately cringey for a while now.
Think they can get Ballmer's old wrinkled retired fucking ass out on stage to get sweaty and scream "Developers Developers Developers" at the audience again?
af2204 No.14945868
Was that Steve Blum announcing just then?
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8af03c No.14945912
Ha that fucking title man
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e999c7 No.14945931
All right Halo machine confirmed
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f90bdf No.14945942
>>14945874
Yep, I felt the same way. It's a combination of time moving way too fast and the feeling that fuck all happened this gen.
49748e No.14945967
i was interested until that fucking helmet came up
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76dd0a No.14945977
It's king dudebro himself.
3bc8c9 No.14945982
>halo, always online, survival, multiplayer, open world
calling it
af2204 No.14945983
>Xbros cheering at a businessman
e999c7 No.14945988
>exceptionally creativity
Kek'd
49a6f3 No.14945991
EXCLUSIVE XBOX HALO EXPERIENCE
ALSO AVAILABLE ON WINDOWS=
31a011 No.14945995
>>14945653
Does the Halo Infinite trailer that just played count as Halo 6 or an old IP being brought back and raped?
a0253f No.14946003
wasn't there already a CoD infinite
da8fa7 No.14946007
Spencer looks older with every E3 lmao
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f9487c No.14946014
>>14945794
>Someone asks about /pol/-shit in the chat
>Someone brings up the turkroach
>Everyone responds with "V I D E O G A M E S"
>The stream isn't even on the E3 conference, it's just playing some speedrun of a shit xbox game.
Sounds like /v/ to me.
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f90bdf No.14946021
>>14945949
Welcome to E3 bud. Just wait until nintendo's thIng
49748e No.14946037
>unleashed creativity
its gonna be shit just admit it
8af03c No.14946048
Why are they all wearing the same thing in the audience?
b3409a No.14946049
Hello. Other E3 thread was moving too fast for me and chugging.
59fba3 No.14946056
EVERY TIME THEY SAY WINDOWS EXCLUSIVE I TAKE A BONG HIT, I AM GOING TO BE IN VALHALLA
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3bc8c9 No.14946072
>gaming brings us together
GAY
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76dd0a No.14946084
>gaming is the great unifier
what, is this some new religion?
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19402b No.14946100
Inclusion right off the bat
461b2a No.14946108
>>14946056
do one each time they say 'gamers'
1a4580 No.14946110
what the fuck is this new halo supposed to even be?
b3409a No.14946113
>>14946084
They have to find some way to make the "No Games One" sound appealing.
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8e0eec No.14946121
>>14946048
Because they are employees.
02bc00 No.14946122
>it's a Phil Spencer won't shut his fucking mouth episode
When will Microsoft realize that nobody wants to hear this faggot talk for 20+ minutes?
8af03c No.14946128
>50 games
>16 exclusives
>15 world premieres
Did they not say the exact same thing last year? How did that pan out?
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31a011 No.14946137
>>14946110
Survival crafting
313bdb No.14946140
I really don't want to watch E3, it feels like my brain is melting
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59fba3 No.14946147
>>14946108
Anon I don't wanna die
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971187 No.14946151
>>14946084
"Good morning, sir. Do you have a moment to hear the word of my lord and savior Marcus Fenix?"
8af03c No.14946158
Woo, called it, I get my wish. That was a nice game
f9487c No.14946161
>>14946084
>what, is this some new religion?
>New religion
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c22684 No.14946188
>>14946176
EXCLUSIVE
for a few months
8af03c No.14946189
Did Ori just JUGGLE that fucking enemy? What did they do to this game?
f90bdf No.14946192
>>14946056
Take shot for every "and windows 10".
49748e No.14946193
>>14946177
welcome to xbox exclusivity
b3409a No.14946200
Wait, is the the third game? When did they release the second?
And, it's co-op like Unravel Two.
da8fa7 No.14946208
That just looks like Rayman Legends with better graphics
c22684 No.14946214
WHERE'S MY DIVERSITY SIMULATOR M$?!
dd945a No.14946218
>>14946142
Don't talk shit about Ori, it's one of the few good things around right now.
49a6f3 No.14946241
Ori and the rise of Nationalism
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b3409a No.14946247
Oh, this is the second game?
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2c6445 No.14946256
>>14946241
I'd buy that for a dollar
59fba3 No.14946263
DOUBLING DOWN EVERY EXCLUSIVE FROM THIS POINT ON
I got nothing to do tomorrow anyway.
8af03c No.14946267
Oh good, now everyone can stop pretending that Shadows Die Twice is Bloodborne 2. It is Tenchu.
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f90bdf No.14946291
>From is just a dark souls factory now
080ec9 No.14946293
Will Fromsoft ever stop reusing decade old assets?
b3409a No.14946297
I thought Tenchu was a stealth series.
c22684 No.14946320
A GAME ON THE MS STREAM I ACTUALLY WANT
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8af03c No.14946359
Oh, it's not Tenchu. Sorry to the Tenchu fans out there
a01aca No.14946363
I want a new Tenchu. Not this.
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f90bdf No.14946376
Is skyrim finally coming to the ngage? Will I finally be able to play it?
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775df8 No.14946379
>from software
>ACTIVISION
>we want the Nioh audience
Thats some crazy cuckolding even i cant get behind.
e080af No.14946381
NIOHBORNE
Well, so much for that new Kuon shit.
356360 No.14946383
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49a6f3 No.14946397
Uh, you don't get to bring friends
6e0d58 No.14946403
THE DECEIVER APPROACHES
I KNEW IT
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e999c7 No.14946425
4 times the size, 4 times the empty
da8fa7 No.14946428
337a7b No.14946433
>prequel to all other fallouts
That's how they fuck up the lore beyond belief.
b090c0 No.14946434
WHat are they going to do at their own conference?
c22684 No.14946439
Todd the GOD dropping the thunder
49748e No.14946443
>we'll give you our worst game
92d001 No.14946444
Oh boy here it is!
Tell me your sweet delicious lies Todd!
4X THE SIZE OF FALLOUT 4
775df8 No.14946448
FOUR TIMES THE REWRITING OF THE LORE TOO
59fba3 No.14946451
FALLOUT 76 IS GAY AND SO ARE YOU TODD
f9487c No.14946456
FALLOUT 4 AGAIN GOYS
PLS BUY 10
8af03c No.14946458
>>14946379
I don't want to go full Vaati and pick apart the trailer, but there was at least one clip they showed that gives me hope for the combat, where you sweep the legs of an enemy and the enemy jumps to dodge it
49a6f3 No.14946459
FOUR TIMES THE SIZE OF FALLOUT FOUR AHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA
e39e7b No.14946464
MULTIPLAYER HAHAHAHAHAHAH
87f82c No.14946465
WE JUST WANT ELDER SCROLLS 6 DAMMIT
da8fa7 No.14946467
4 TIMES MORE EMPTY THAN FALLOUT 4
31a011 No.14946471
Todd cant wait three fucking hours for his own fucking presentation. He has to do it now.
c22684 No.14946480
>>14946467
4 TIMES THE FEATURES REMOVED
f90bdf No.14946481
Oh boy thats what they were missing, a fucking prequel.
02bc00 No.14946483
>>14946433
I actually had to make sure I didn't mishear because I couldn't believe even Bethesda could be this retarded.
8e0eec No.14946489
>4 times the size
Who wants to bet they "achieved" this by reducing your movement speed by 75%?
fca756 No.14946495
>>14946465
You mean Skyrim 2?
8af03c No.14946497
>>14946471
Well yeah, what's left for Bethesda after this?
76dd0a No.14946510
>Todd McDoubles
>mods on consoles
>build your own vault
Isn't this just Fallout 4: Even more of the same shit edition?
449b4c No.14946511
COUNTRY ROOOAAADS
TAKE ME HOOOOOME
a8f810 No.14946513
>>14946489
Nah, 3/4ths of of the map will just be water/mountain you can't actually explore.
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c22684 No.14946517
e999c7 No.14946526
>Prequel
>More vegetation than Fallout 3
Keep shitting on yourself Bethesda.
8a05af No.14946528
how many skill did they rip out this time i wonder?
b090c0 No.14946529
>prequel
>world is more fertilized than ever before
what
f9487c No.14946530
>>14946497
>Well yeah, what's left for Bethesda after this?
Don't worry i'm sure they have more ports to show off, like Wolfenstein on the switch.
df727b No.14946532
I never realized how high pitched todd's voice was
He sounds like he should be in the north pole making presents.
87f82c No.14946540
I hope to god it goes back to regular power armor and not that stupid shit Fallout 4 had
8af03c No.14946543
a0efb3 No.14946556
Goddammit not another one
b3409a No.14946559
Look, the original Fallout helmet!
I'M BUYING THIS DAY ONE!
cde5f5 No.14946568
>>14946517
IT'S ABOUT TIME
b090c0 No.14946571
59fba3 No.14946573
But what kind of game is it?
ce4703 No.14946579
>>14946529
Nobody bothered to nuke West Virginia I guess.
a8f810 No.14946580
>an original story
>in existing universe
449b4c No.14946592
>life is strange
Daily reminder that Chloe did nothing wrong and is a top tier waifu.
8e0eec No.14946600
>>14946532
He looks like it too.
080ec9 No.14946605
Why can't they leave Fallout alone already.
It hurts so much man.
b3b14a No.14946607
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31a011 No.14946616
>>14946526
Maybe they finally hired an actual scientific consultant who told him the plants should have started regrowing after a mere three decades.
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b3409a No.14946619
>>14946580
It's called "A spin-off."
8af03c No.14946621
>>14946573
If there were a merciful god it would take after Heart of Darkness
31a011 No.14946624
>>14946612
Life is Autistic
e080af No.14946637
2c6445 No.14946646
f90bdf No.14946647
>Autistic child simulator
49a6f3 No.14946661
Captain Spirit and the hordes of Islam
775df8 No.14946667
>100% fucking free
Absolute state
f9487c No.14946669
>>14946637
What are the odds this kid turns gay.
e080af No.14946670
Ah! That's better. IT'S KANG TIME!
49748e No.14946672
wonder if they will actually have some good exclusives
f90bdf No.14946673
Now we're playing with cringe.
e999c7 No.14946679
>>14946616
I think it's more probable they are just reusing assets from Fallout 4 or shit that was scrapped
c22684 No.14946680
>walking simulator
>main character has autism
>made by life is tumblr devs
59fba3 No.14946681
FIRST HIT BOIS STILL ALIVE
1a4580 No.14946683
Wow, a game about a bullied kid
337a7b No.14946684
Is that modeled after Terry Crews?
Is it maybe even him as syncro?
da8fa7 No.14946685
b090c0 No.14946687
I still don't believe Crackdown 3 is real.
cde5f5 No.14946691
>Sam Jackson impersonation, the game
0319b6 No.14946695
Lol these exclusives are cringe
e080af No.14946696
449b4c No.14946697
f9487c No.14946698
AY YO HERES CRAKDOWN NIGGA
2c6445 No.14946704
>>14946669
Well he's autistic, so…
b3409a No.14946709
Will they actually announce a release date this time?
775df8 No.14946727
I get what theyre goin for, but theyre tryin way too hard with this commentary.
da8fa7 No.14946729
LKE A BOSS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
49a6f3 No.14946740
f9487c No.14946741
>>14946704
>Well he's autistic, so…
Hey now, if that were the case all of /v/ would be gay.
c22684 No.14946748
>terry cruz
I wonder if the jewish producer that molested him is the final boss
ce4703 No.14946750
>censoring motherfucker
hasn't e3 shown titties before?
a0253f No.14946753
>we want the nigga constituency
775df8 No.14946762
SQUARE NO
STOP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
da8fa7 No.14946766
>>14946741
>implying
I bet you think traps aren't gay
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8af03c No.14946779
Was Massive Attack really the best choice for this trailer?
2c6445 No.14946785
>>14946741
Have you seen it around here lately?
f9487c No.14946792
I swear to fucking god this game BETTER COME OUT ON THE SWITCH.
IF XBONE CAN DO IT THEN THERE'S NO REASON THE SWITCH CAN'T
b090c0 No.14946816
>>14946804
stalker 2 never
449b4c No.14946817
>>14946785
This meme is fucking stupid, his eyesight got better after he removed the glasses
ce4703 No.14946819
>>14946804
more like
>poor man's half life 2
080ec9 No.14946820
VtmB music in the background
f9487c No.14946824
e999c7 No.14946825
8e0eec No.14946835
>>14946804
Can you really call it poor man's when it costs more to play?
da8fa7 No.14946840
e080af No.14946857
Fuck off Phil. Roll the goddamned trailers!
b3409a No.14946864
Metro: Exodus looks good so far.
f9487c No.14946869
>>14946835
>Can you really call it poor man's when it costs more to play?
Yes because all xbone games go to the bargain bin almost immediately.
49a6f3 No.14946871
You mean we're getting…. video games?
2c6445 No.14946873
>>14946816
2020 is not "never"
49748e No.14946882
the fucking chats are pissing me off, just a bunch of people saying "THAT LOOKS AWESOME" as soon as they see prerendered shit
da8fa7 No.14946891
>>14946871
>videogames
where?
92d001 No.14946898
UH OH WHAT'S THIS NOW?
Oh. I thought it was something new
cde5f5 No.14946909
e999c7 No.14946911
Hayuk traps are gay Donald
c22684 No.14946912
>video games at the M$ conference
what in the fuck is going on
449b4c No.14946913
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337a7b No.14946920
>>14946871
I'm positivley suprised.
Microsoft is doing the excat opposite of what I expected.
2c6445 No.14946923
>>14946882
What do you expect from normalniggers?
f90bdf No.14946925
Whoever writes these E3 scripts really likes the smell of his own farts.
b090c0 No.14946926
Is microsoft just stealing others company's showcases now?
31a011 No.14946927
775df8 No.14946930
DO YOU WANNA MAKE A HEARTLESS
636022 No.14946932
They finally showed Frozen.
f9487c No.14946934
b3409a No.14946937
da8fa7 No.14946938
c22684 No.14946943
>frozen world in k3
fucking kill me
49a6f3 No.14946944
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
f90bdf No.14946950
>>14946882
Welcome to literally every conference you dumb nigger.
20cb7f No.14946956
>anime and yidney characters
I still don't understand this franchise
02bc00 No.14946958
FUCKING SHOW SUPERMAN ALREADY YOU FAGGOTS
e999c7 No.14946965
Another wave of Frozen porn
49748e No.14946966
>>14946923
i want to die
>>14946926
pretty much, if you mean getting first chance to show off multiplats
e080af No.14946967
ce4703 No.14946973
f90bdf No.14946974
This is so awkward without any sound effects.
449b4c No.14946977
shit i take that back
ELSAAAAAAAAAAAA
c8dcd8 No.14946981
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080ec9 No.14946987
Gee, Microsoft sure is bringing the fucking hart hitters.
da8fa7 No.14946988
49748e No.14946989
>>14946950
this is the first time i see one incel
b090c0 No.14946991
I still wanna fuck Rapunzel.
ce4703 No.14946997
>>14946974
A lot of the voice acting is shit and they didn't even bother to lipsync some of it properly.
b3409a No.14946999
Oh, WOW, that model for Elsa look bad, and this soundwork too.
87f82c No.14947005
Why the fuck is there no sound effects
4c5726 No.14947006
e080af No.14947007
49a6f3 No.14947008
SHE CAN CONTROL ICE AND HURT "PEOPLE"
e999c7 No.14947013
76dd0a No.14947014
>Final Fantasy x Disney Extravaganza for the Third Time
Eh, who cares. Does anyone really care?
8af03c No.14947017
>Sea of Thieves
Time to go take a piss
fca756 No.14947024
20cb7f No.14947029
ROXAS
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH KAIRY
c8bb65 No.14947035
49a6f3 No.14947041
>>14946999
I liked her feet
337a7b No.14947043
>>14946977
FUCK YES
SHE'S IN
826cc2 No.14947054
>AQUA IS XEHANORT TOO NOW
WHY
c22684 No.14947055
>everyones favorite KH waifu is evil
0c5e9b No.14947057
636022 No.14947061
f9487c No.14947062
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
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RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
RIKU IS NOW A TRANNY
da8fa7 No.14947069
59fba3 No.14947072
DEAR GOD IM LOSING MY MIND THATS ROUND 2
92d001 No.14947073
>>14947062
that's Aqua you dumbass
b090c0 No.14947074
>>14947025
I always liked her better before she let her hair down.
2c6445 No.14947078
I was really hoping we wouldn't need to deal with Sea of Kikes this year.
49748e No.14947079
>4 million players
you fucking wish
49a6f3 No.14947082
f90bdf No.14947083
Remember when people were praising this shit because they liked how the water looked?
af2204 No.14947099
f16540 No.14947119
>>14947099
>A place of darkness…
449b4c No.14947121
>>14947069
>Not liking feet
YOU kill yourself
775df8 No.14947122
2c6445 No.14947140
>ancient evil
The people making this game are dead on the inside, and they know it.
49748e No.14947152
imagine releasing a game so unfinished you can feature it in multiple e3s
449b4c No.14947154
f9487c No.14947161
>>14947140
No fucking shit, it's modern rare.
cde5f5 No.14947168
e999c7 No.14947174
e080af No.14947176
>nigger behind the wheel
Is this Car Stealers 6?
775df8 No.14947177
ce4703 No.14947178
>cars
Do people actually buy this shit?
c22684 No.14947180
>new battlefield game
>lesbo romance front and center in the story
>muh women soldiers
>muh disabilities
49a6f3 No.14947185
THE HOLOCAUST GOYIM REMEMBER THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST THE EVIL NAZI WHITE GERMANS
THE NAZIS WERE THE BAD GUYS GOYIM THEY KILLED INNOCENT PEOPLE JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES BELIEVE ME AND BUY MY GAME GOY NOW
eced82 No.14947186
>>14947006
>Sony lost kingdom hearts
Are you fucking stupid?
20cb7f No.14947190
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11
da8fa7 No.14947196
Forza, now with Disney's Cars DLC
f90bdf No.14947198
>>14947099
>This was six years ago
b3409a No.14947206
>>14947178
Yes, why? Do you have a problem with car games?
c22684 No.14947209
>>14947006
it was always going to be multiplat from the start. It's even coming to pc retard
f90bdf No.14947210
a0253f No.14947212
>>14947185
It's like every couple years we need to be reminded for some reason. No explanation as to why.
f9487c No.14947213
>>14947176
Rich Nigger Simulator
Drink Colt .45s and do drive bys on all the niggers in style
76d9b0 No.14947215
>IGN staff in the IGN stream going MEH
>IGN is full of everyone shitting on everything
I have finally seen the videogame crash coming.
b090c0 No.14947216
Where's my Forza holocaust game?
449b4c No.14947222
AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
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49748e No.14947226
cars halo and gears of war, thats like xboxes whole thing
09feb0 No.14947231
>Drift around corners at high speeds: The Genre
461b2a No.14947232
>>14947206
yeah i do actually
go on, say something pussy
you won't, you're too scared
ce4703 No.14947234
>>14947206
>driving simulator
>game
49748e No.14947245
>>14947215
switching stream thanks for tip
3ef830 No.14947250
Is this the part where the car comes out on stage?
2c6445 No.14947256
Imagine actually being exciting for Forza
0d1a8b No.14947268
This Forza game just makes me really really want a new F-Zero already
c192ff No.14947269
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e080af No.14947276
>>14947213
press S to sign with Goldbergsteinowitz Records
4c5726 No.14947302
df727b No.14947304
oh shit that pink haired cunt is enormous
b3409a No.14947306
I was thinking it would be California because of the "mountains" and the seasons.
e2b1c5 No.14947309
That's a pretty as fuck game. I wanna buy it just to drive leisurely around the tracks. It looks super comfy.
da8fa7 No.14947311
49a6f3 No.14947314
Is there any reason to play Forza Horizon over Project Cars even?
76dd0a No.14947333
>"Wow this is such a good conference for Microsoft"
One problem; aside from yet another Halo and Forza, everything they've shown is not representative of Microsoft's library, because Metro and Fallout and the new Fromsoft game and Kingdom Hearts 3 will be multiplats. How can niggers think this is positively reflects on Microshaft when it's really just that they're paying for an advantage?
dd945a No.14947343
>>14947314
Maybe that Project Cars is shit?
e999c7 No.14947345
The internal look like shit though
3ef830 No.14947348
60 frames is now a feature. Fucking incredible.
31a011 No.14947351
>forza horizon
>cant actually visit the horizon
gay
ce4703 No.14947362
>60fps mode
>separate mode for 60 fps
cde5f5 No.14947363
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4c5726 No.14947367
>>14947314
They are different games Project cars is a simulator, Horizon is arcadey (like NFS)
c22684 No.14947372
775df8 No.14947377
>online open world racing
I mean i guess thats nice?
e39e7b No.14947379
>>14947333
That's what tends to happen with Microsoft: good conferences but nothing at the end of the day for the catalogue.
65774b No.14947382
>Car game
>No eurobeat
Why do they keep doing this bullshit
f90bdf No.14947387
>>14947333
This is every microsoft conference after the kinect era.
7cc01a No.14947388
>no car onstage
>no NINE-ELEVEN
>still no Halo on PC yet
d27582 No.14947395
BRITAIN RACING GAME
WHAT THE FUCK….. THIS IS SHIT, WORST NOT FUN ROADS TO DRIVE TO EVER. MUDDY NATURE AND CLOUDY SHITTY RAIN
c22684 No.14947398
a0253f No.14947417
graphics look good though
e2b1c5 No.14947421
So… do they not realize the only thing that's gonna happen with random freeform multiplayer is just gonna lead to tons of people who do nothing but try to crash into people?
3eb678 No.14947427
I think I'm about to fall asleep.
c8dcd8 No.14947430
>>14947382
because super eurobeat is fucking dead actually dead, the 250 albums are prob out and that's fucking it
2c6445 No.14947434
I thought 60FPS was kinda the standard for racing games? Jesus Christ.
87f82c No.14947435
>>14947417
Thats like 70% of racing games
449b4c No.14947438
>>14947421
See that actually sounds like fun
49748e No.14947446
so seasons is their selling points? my god
49a6f3 No.14947449
Best car coming through
How much do you bet it won't be in the game though because casuals love their modern retarded overpriced garbage sports cars?
b3409a No.14947456
>>14947314
>Is there any reason to play Forza Horizon over The Crew even?
Fixed
>>14947395
Yeah, where's the cities and towns?
c22684 No.14947458
775df8 No.14947464
>>14947434
Yeah, but its hasnt been standard for the wider audience, up until maybe very recently.
da8fa7 No.14947467
cf8f58 No.14947469
>>14947421
It's gonna be cancer on EU, the fucking Russians will ruin the game for everyone like they did with GTA V
dd945a No.14947478
>>14947467
No, the FORTSA community.
49a6f3 No.14947480
>>14947458
But I do faggot, so go fuck yourself
31a011 No.14947484
>>14947467
It's a lot like the gay community
c8bb65 No.14947486
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c8dcd8 No.14947491
>>14947449
are you fucking retarded?
people love old cars, but mostly cars that are super iconic
8af03c No.14947493
>existing franchises
Here we go
65774b No.14947494
>>14947430
I know I've read that too why do good things never last forever
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8af03c No.14947498
Don't you fucking dare touch Conker
e999c7 No.14947505
c22684 No.14947507
>>14947480
>admitting to being a retard
How brave, HOW STUNNING
30990a No.14947512
b3409a No.14947516
But, the Xbox killer app came as a result of buying a Macintosh developer.
b090c0 No.14947526
775df8 No.14947527
"Invest". Thats why they cancelled Phantom Dust right?
e080af No.14947528
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e999c7 No.14947542
>>14947512
The same behind the holocaust
49a6f3 No.14947553
>>14947491
You haven't interacted with the youth if you seriously think they like old cars. Maybe people above the age of 25 like them, but anyone under nowdays wants his retarded lambo
f90bdf No.14947560
Are zombie games new again? Did enough time pass?
b3409a No.14947562
af2204 No.14947564
>Zombie survival game
Jesus fuck that fad ended four years ago
c22684 No.14947576
>muh indie shit
>muh commiefornia gaymez
e080af No.14947581
"One of the highest rated studios of this generation."
>never heard of them
8af03c No.14947587
>Ninja Theory
NOT IN A MILLION SALES
4c5726 No.14947599
76dd0a No.14947604
>No Perfect Dark
So, you think there will be a Perfect Dark or not? Who gives a fuck about zombie games?
>Ninja Theory
Oh dear god.
49748e No.14947611
>look at these studios we got!
>no games
b57b70 No.14947619
i want aqua alter to sit on my face until i suffocate
ce4703 No.14947620
49a6f3 No.14947624
>Ninja Theory
Literally who?
b090c0 No.14947626
1c5d2a No.14947627
(((Who the fuck is are any of these studios))))
af2204 No.14947630
He just called Tameem a master story teller
e39e7b No.14947634
Almost all of them failed lol
e080af No.14947635
NINJA THEORY!
The absolute madmen actually paid to have this festering boil under their wing.
da8fa7 No.14947643
>Ninja Theory
NOT IN A MILLION SALES
c22684 No.14947644
>>14947587
>M$ buys ninjatheory
why waste the money
080ec9 No.14947648
>NInja Theory
>Master storytellers and craftsmen
31a011 No.14947653
Does the audience get a dollar every time they applause? Why the fuck are they clapping every time microsoft lists a studio they bought out?
775df8 No.14947661
>acquired Ninja Theory
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8af03c No.14947662
>>14947624
Responsible for Edgy May Cry and Hellblade
e39e7b No.14947674
971187 No.14947677
>>14947653
They're all M$ employees.
e2b1c5 No.14947678
Is there literally anyone whose reaction to We Happy Few WASNT "What a waste of a good concept with a terrible game"
e999c7 No.14947681
>>14947653
Every line of seats there is a Jamal with an explosive vest, if they don't applaud, he blows them up
449b4c No.14947690
cde5f5 No.14947695
c8bb65 No.14947698
>>14947653
They are xbox fans duh.
4c5726 No.14947700
76dd0a No.14947706
>>14947653
>Does the audience get a dollar every time they applause?
Yeah, probably.
>Gearbox
>We happy few
Game seems like it has an interesting aesthetic/setting, but
<Gearbox
No thanks.
49748e No.14947712
e999c7 No.14947713
>>14947679
Truth is the enemy. But please keep believing Truth™
c22684 No.14947716
>gearbox acquires we happy few
>immediatly makes it in to a shitty story driven game with with a forced political message
449b4c No.14947733
92d001 No.14947737
>>14947716
it was already a piece of shit anon
af2204 No.14947740
>>14947716
>Implying that's not what it always was
b090c0 No.14947747
6cd287 No.14947750
49a6f3 No.14947753
>THEY THINK PUBG IS STILL EVEN REMOTELY RELEVANT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NONONONON AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
e080af No.14947756
>>14947706
>Game seems like it has an interesting aesthetic/setting, but
Yeah I kinda like the visuals and the Orwell-Huxley vibe but we all know they're not gonna do jack shit with it.
8e0eec No.14947758
>>14947678
I don't know if I'd even call it a good concept when the first trailer just looked like some Bioshock derivative.
e999c7 No.14947762
>>14947716
Wasn't it always a shitty driven story game with crafting too?
>PUBG
It's dead Jimbo
49748e No.14947768
>pubg
they better show something good soon or this shit is gonna crash and burn
e2b1c5 No.14947772
Have you ever programmed a game even your prerendered cutscenes have a low framerate and lag spikes?
a01aca No.14947775
2c6445 No.14947780
wasn't pubg a trainwreck on xbox?
f90bdf No.14947788
>Literally no applause for PUBG
e2b1c5 No.14947792
92d001 No.14947806
GAME IS UNFINISHED WORK IN PROGRESS
a0253f No.14947812
>>14947780
It's pretty rough.
b090c0 No.14947813
49748e No.14947814
e080af No.14947816
WTF? Chinese girl cartoons on my DudeBrox?!
b3409a No.14947819
>>14947788
Because everyone is playing Fortnite.
fca756 No.14947822
>World Premiere
>10 year old game
c22684 No.14947825
>>14947740
>>14947737
Oh i know it was always shit, but they made it worse.
>changed MC to a women
>forced shitty story emphasis over shitty forced survival sandbox element
8af03c No.14947826
20cb7f No.14947828
ce4703 No.14947837
When did xbone suddenly become weebshit?
c8bb65 No.14947844
da8fa7 No.14947853
WHAT THE FUCK
TALES OF NO GAMEPLAY
c22684 No.14947860
>>14947844
>exclusive to the platform it will sell the worst on
775df8 No.14947868
…whyd they change the ingame font tho?
1c5d2a No.14947875
>Tales of Vesperia
I love Yuri!
31a011 No.14947886
>>14947853
Have you played any JRPG every? You know the gameplay.
76d9b0 No.14947889
da8fa7 No.14947890
8e0eec No.14947897
Remember when everyone was hoping we'd get the PS3 rerelease of this?
f90bdf No.14947898
This whole "world premier" means fuck all when you put it in front of every game. Who thought this was a good idea?
b3409a No.14947900
c22684 No.14947902
449b4c No.14947903
e999c7 No.14947906
449b4c No.14947915
>>14947889
Truth hurts dont it
da8fa7 No.14947924
Survival has taken the name of
BATTLE ROYALE
92d001 No.14947932
c22684 No.14947933
>>14947906
no, it's a save the worl from muh drumpf simulator
8af03c No.14947938
>Actual in-game footage
That's very suspicious phrasing
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c8bb65 No.14947950
31a011 No.14947952
>>14947903
THIS IS WHAT ORANGE HITLER WANTS
THE SEQUEL NOBODY ASKED FOR
b090c0 No.14947969
e080af No.14947970
>>14947903
CATAPULTS WILL BE OPERATIONAL IN 2019
af2204 No.14947971
>Another Division demo with cringeworthy voice chat
449b4c No.14947981
>>14947939
WE MUST STOP THAT RACIST CHEETO
b3409a No.14947983
e2b1c5 No.14947985
WHY? WHY WILL THEY NOT LEARN PEOPLE DONT TALK LIKE THAT?
f90bdf No.14947986
>Actual ingame dialog from real life hardcore gamers
a0efb3 No.14947987
>Not even a gun model on the floor, just a light
49748e No.14947989
92d001 No.14947990
> shitty scripted players talking
i'm so fucking sick of this
e999c7 No.14947994
Ohhh nice Ubisoft fake as fuck demo that will be downgraded to hell and back
8af03c No.14947999
>the girl is the only one that won't shut the fuck up
Maybe it is real
775df8 No.14948002
Do they still actually make people act out co-op? Jesus fuck. No one talks like this during co-op. Ever.
cde5f5 No.14948003
>that 25 year old Boomer who still cares about Tom Clancy shit
87f82c No.14948012
What the hell is with Ubisoft and horrible awful trailer dialogue in a way that no one talks
20cb7f No.14948015
TOM CUHLANCEE
TOM CUHLANCEE
TOM CUHLANCEE
TOM CUHLANCEE
POOP ON YOUR TOOTHPASTE
2c6445 No.14948016
Time fore more hip gamer banter
e080af No.14948017
All this fuckin' blah blah blah. Just make a movie, you assholes!
e999c7 No.14948019
>>14947999
SHE IS THE LEADER
IT WAS HER TURN
49a6f3 No.14948020
LOOK AT THOSE WASHED OUT COLORS AND SHITTY TEXTURES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH TRUE NEXT GEN 4K SHARP CRYSTAL CLEAR EXPERIENCE GAYMEN
92d001 No.14948027
>>14947999
> those trips
wwwwwwwwwwwww
31a011 No.14948032
Are these the same voice actors from the Destiny trailer?
76dd0a No.14948037
>scripted in-game chat dialogue™
449b4c No.14948042
Why the fuck does he have a teddy bear dangling from his backpack
b3409a No.14948044
Who's baking the next bread?!
b090c0 No.14948054
d27582 No.14948058
OBNOXIOUS DIALOGUE INCOMING LEFT RIGHT UP DOWN ASS TO MOUTH.
636022 No.14948064
>these are supposed to be players and not NPC's
Fuck me at least try to sound genioune
712bed No.14948066
HAHAHA LOOT XD
THERES THE DOOR XD
HAHA GIRL GAMERS CAN PLAY TOO !
I
WANT
TO
FUCKING
DELETE ALL GAMES
e999c7 No.14948074
>not even throwing a nigger now and then for that authentic feeling
WACK
f90bdf No.14948083
>>14947994
I don't know, it looks pretty bad already.
6e0d58 No.14948092
>Obligatory 'GAMER TALK'
how the fuck are the people behind these games so oblivious to how pole talk when playing video games
0d1a8b No.14948097
>Ubisoft trailer
>Paid actors trying awkwardly to sound like normal gamers and failing
EVERY TIME
31a011 No.14948102
>>14948074
>no squeakers insulting your mom
c22684 No.14948103
WE GOTTA HUNT DOWN MUH DRUMPF GUISE
da8fa7 No.14948108
NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS
ce4703 No.14948110
>"let me adjust my build"
How the fuck you gonna change your loadout in realtime on the battlefield?
92d001 No.14948112
>>14948064
It's insulting really, they don't even fuckin try
49a6f3 No.14948116
COVER
BASED
THIRD
PERSON
SHOOTER
e080af No.14948121
>>14948074
unless the script is BIX NOOD MUDDAFUGGA, he couldn't stick to it
449b4c No.14948122
>>14948103
IT WAS HER TURN
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e999c7 No.14948135
>>14948083
Now imagine when it goes out how it will look
REAL TIME WAITING LINES
356360 No.14948136
HERE'S HOW BERNIE COULD STILL WIN LADS
775df8 No.14948139
>>14948110
Please buy the game to find out!
449b4c No.14948145
ATTACK ITS WEAKPOINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
4a8337 No.14948148
>>14947833
Unteralterbach is a great game stop that.
92d001 No.14948152
"I GOT HIM"
> shoots self with explosive crossbow
"I'M DOWN"
444ae6 No.14948153
why don't they just fuckign get a bunch of buddies from the office and record them shooting shit while shooting the shit
whys it gotta be like this
a0253f No.14948155
sounds like NPCs, not real people
2c6445 No.14948160
The state of drumpf's america
a0253f No.14948162
449b4c No.14948175
I just realized they're supposed to be real people and not NPCs
e080af No.14948176
>bitch doesn't start screaming rape the moment she gets shot
FAKE AND SCRIPTED
ce4703 No.14948184
>>14948153
They might say something that's not kosher.
712bed No.14948185
>>14948108
NO GIRL GAMERS DO TALK LIKE THIS
6e0d58 No.14948186
Were reaching 700 replies, should I make a new thread?
b3b14a No.14948193
>>14948153
because the game's nowhere near compelling enough to warrant any kind of genuine talking
e2b1c5 No.14948204
>>14948153
How will we possibly know what's going on if they don't narrate it in that oh so familiar gamer speak we all know and relate to?
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b3409a No.14948208
e999c7 No.14948227
>Head Engineer
Now i understand
d121db No.14948228
c8bb65 No.14948229
d27582 No.14948230
W H Y ARE they talking like this??
f90bdf No.14948238
>>14948207
>Footfag is shitting up /v/ too
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30990a No.14948245
<what if you couldn't own your games
e2b1c5 No.14948246
>>14948186
Why is it not cyclical?
2c6445 No.14948249
Speicher sounds like a Semitic name
31a011 No.14948250
c22684 No.14948251
TIME FOR THE CRITICISM DEFLECTION EMPLOYEE
6e0d58 No.14948258
>>14948246
comfy thread, being cyclical like the main thread ruins the whole point.
826cc2 No.14948259
>>14948246
this is the comfy thread, not the main thread
8e0eec No.14948261
>>14948153
Or do what Iwata did and invite a random audience member on stage to play it actually live.
49a6f3 No.14948275
Fuck I'd love to drill her fucking pussy until she passed out
449b4c No.14948279
>>14948238
Whats up my dude
ce4703 No.14948282
>renting access to games is FREEDOM
f90bdf No.14948288
This woman looks like the coat check girl from how I met your mother. I cant believe I remembered this.
cb8f38 No.14948294
>>14948246
Cyclical deletes post past 300. That's why it's cyclical.
76d9b0 No.14948300
>lets all rush a mounted GAU
The next scene should have been the retards getting squadwiped
c22684 No.14948304
>>14948275
she's so low energy it'd be like fucking a corpse
e5705d No.14948308
6e0d58 No.14948309
Alright everyone, new thread here:
>>14948278
c8bb65 No.14948311
>>14948290
kill yourself right now
31a011 No.14948314
>machine learning technology
Oh, okay. They've built a datamining AI
49a6f3 No.14948315
>>14948290
I'd impregnate her and turn her into a loyal housewife with 5 beautiful white children
2c6445 No.14948325
>FastStart
>machine learning
>algorishms
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
6e0d58 No.14948335
little over 700 now
Next thread right here:
>>14948278
>>14948278
>>14948278
d27582 No.14948338
Is anyone else getting mad as hell with each new E3 ?
It is supposed to be a comfy time for learning about new games.
Yet it makes me furious.. Only the PC show is always comfy.
20cb7f No.14948355
HEY
I'M ORDERING SOME PIZZA
WHAT DO YOU FAGGOTS WANT
449b4c No.14948364
>>14948316
You think Gedo was next to him slamming the ground yelling C'MON RAINMAKA as he was fishing
971187 No.14948367
>Machine Learning
Stop. Cortana can only do so so much with your shit-tier server software.
a0efb3 No.14948372
>>14948338
>no pre pre show this year
It's like they hate fun
c22684 No.14948373
>>14948338
Mad no, depressed yes
fca756 No.14948377
>Halo Infinite
>Tamriel Unlimited.
449b4c No.14948382
>>14948360
Hows her foot game though
2c6445 No.14948385
>>14948338
The PC show is always cringy reddit pc master race shit
b3b14a No.14948386
>>14948338
if you've been taking e3 seriously in the last decade, you're making an enormous mistake.
<juden peterstein
d27582 No.14948396
>>14948360
Promised to myself I will watch E3 and not fap tonight… pls don't
e2b1c5 No.14948401
>>14948315
Same, but with my half mexican children. And fuck it, I wouldn't stop at 5, she looks like she could handle more than that!
8af03c No.14948407
>>14948355
Spinach and mushrooms please
>>14948338
It's hard not to be upset watching skinwalkers take over your hobby, but they actually showed a few things I'm going to play
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da8fa7 No.14948440
>>14948355
A second holocaust
d27582 No.14948452
>>14948407
I leld loudly.
>>14948386
I am an emotional guy. I get worked up easily…
>>14948419
I was never a footfag… Now I am not sure… I won't escape the fap am i?
fca756 No.14948455
Is Console Launch Exclusive the new Limited Time Exclusive?
8ba01b No.14948466
Xbox E3 is brought to you by Ambien
65774b No.14948477
every game she becomes more and more male
af2204 No.14948499
>>14948396
The cute presenters are always the best thing at E3 nowadays, they're half the reason I still bother watching.
d27582 No.14948516
NU LARA CUTE AF.
WONT FAP, WONT FAP , WONT FAP
5512af No.14948534
I can 100% confirm that Sega will announce their next console. Look at these dubs for confirmation
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af2204 No.14948555
>>14948355
I had pineapple pizza for the first time yesterday and I thought it was edible
d27582 No.14948561
>>14948499
>tfw I watch E3 at The Know with Ashley wearing yoga pants.
Fappening incoming.
971187 No.14948565
fca756 No.14948568
b3b14a No.14948571
why is nu lara croft such a pussy? why does she get smacked around so much? i thought she was supposed to be powerful?
e080af No.14948599
>>14948571
White heterosexual patriarchy keeping her down.
0d1a8b No.14948601
Those poor people who thought that would be Skate 4…
6e0d58 No.14948604
Thread is dead for anyone still posting, reborn over here:
>>14948278
>>14948278
>>14948278
df727b No.14948619
>>14948355
pineapple anchovies and ham
31a011 No.14948622
Oh I was wondering where Eminem was these past few years. Turns out I have to buy a shitty skating game to hear new songs
d27582 No.14948634
>>14948481
This didn't work for me. The previous one has something magical to it.
a0efb3 No.14948654
>>14948622
>Have to
HEY TRUMP I WROTE YOU BUT YOU AIN'T CALLIN
b3b14a No.14948669
>>14948634
she's called feistyfeet. used to have a tumblr. she has a handful of good videos. knock yourself out.
c8dcd8 No.14948711
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d27582 No.14948776
>" I am a Lezbo."
What did she mean by that?
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636022 No.14948812
I CAN'T TELL IF THIS IS DONTE OR NOT
b3b14a No.14948845
why is donte wearing blue?
1ce66c No.14948853
DEVIL MAY CRY 5 IS HAPPENING!
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636022 No.14948910
d27582 No.14948948
Ok, I think I will get a benzo..
I am literally getting furious here.. I don't need a stroke by E3, that would be a retarded way to go…
4c5726 No.14948968
why does it look like the new character is the scalebound guy?
f9487c No.14948972
31a011 No.14948997
What is this furry zelda?
0c5e9b No.14949010
Did I got to the toilet and missed DMC5?