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04e472 No.14889158

>It’s possible to go through the game without taking a single life. It’ll make your life a living hell and you won’t be able to level up, learn any new combat abilities or other skills, but it is technically possible. This would be the best way to keep your cover as a doctor, but the question is if it’s worth it. Completionists will almost definitely end up trying a pacifist playthrough, but it’s always hard to fight the temptation of wanting to get “just that one skill”, especially if you have perfectly guilty prey standing right in front of you.

Might be good?

5bcae3 No.14889175

they can spout whatever bullshit they want before the game is out.


e1da1c No.14889189

>>14889158

Is this the much anticipated sequel to the Order 1886?


977140 No.14889214

>>14889158

>We've given you the option to play through the game without killing anyone. We've also put no work into this whatsoever and it will entail you missing out on large portions of the game mechanics.

This is just lazy as fuck. If you're going to hype up a pacifist playthrough in an RPG style game about the players moral choices, you need to put more work into it than "well you can if you want I guess? ;)"

Also nice low effort OP, nigger.


c25823 No.14889220

Is there a reason they couldn't call it Vampire or is that just not cool or "distinctive" enough?


9b492b No.14889223

File: 0e9c16af861a26e⋯.png (407.58 KB, 1282x725, 1282:725, life is tumblr chloe.png)

Made by the creative talents that gave us Life is Tumblr, a new game from the groundbreaking geniuses that put players in a tight spot by asking them to either let Chloe die a well deserved death or sacrifice everyone else in the town so the protagonist can get her dyke on. These hacks are also responsible for the clusterfuck that was Remember Me, a touching interracial drama where the bleached result of oil drilling floods middle class Paris and unleashes hordes of mentally ill mutants upon the populace for the simple sin of being rich, and then neither her nor her parents (who have created said mutants, imprisoned, murdered and mind wiped dissidents and turned the city into a totalitarian police state) suffers no consequences for it because they are rich and own the city.

Yeah, I can already imagine the difficult and nuanced moral choices we'll be presented with. Also, let's not forget the game has a crafting mechanic for some ungodly fucking reason. I'll just replay Bloodlines and hope someone nukes France in the meantime.


fa5a4b No.14889229

>>14889158

How about pirating the game then play it as suggested and draw your conclusions there?


07ce91 No.14889230

>the only way to get stronger is by killing people

So what, does working out not do anything for "vampyrs"?


977140 No.14889236

>>14889223

Good shout pointing out who devs are, anon. I had no idea it was these cucks. A victorian England vampire game is a cool premise for a game, but now I know it isn't even worth a torrent. Life is Tumblr and Remember Me are two of the most overrated piles of shit to come out in the past 5 years.


31a8a0 No.14889299

>>14889223

To be fair, deciding whether or not to let Chloe live is a Difficult Moral Choice™ because every other character in the game is almost as annoying as she is and you want them to die as well. There's no option to destroy the town and kill Chloe, so you're sadly forced to compromise.


31a8a0 No.14889300

>>14889299

Fuck I was trying to do italics and forgot what it was.


04e472 No.14889311

They are talented devs.


bd4590 No.14889339

File: eb843d66713ea54⋯.jpg (24.92 KB, 646x810, 323:405, The nose knows.jpg)

File: d0160e9b97a4868⋯.png (490.01 KB, 640x431, 640:431, 1430094638210.png)

>>14889158

>that nose


6d4cb8 No.14889374

>>14889158

>life is strange dev

>Might be good?

kill yourself shill. your games are garbage. fuck off back to cuckchan where they love life is gay you fucking son of a whore.


c8bd66 No.14889390

File: e800e77854018fa⋯.jpg (265.76 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, jesus christ how horrifyin….jpg)

File: 0c09b3414c54eb6⋯.jpg (68.22 KB, 1279x747, 1279:747, you fucked up my filename.jpg)

The protag looks like a mix of Makarov from MW2 and the fag from Hunt Down the Freeman if they both grew out a soybeard


9fc676 No.14889418

File: b2b57a5eeac53d5⋯.jpg (77.61 KB, 478x487, 478:487, go back.jpg)

>>14889252

>linking to reddit

>>14889311

>calling the faggots that made life is tumblr talented


c26008 No.14889453

>>14889158

>especially if you have perfectly guilty prey standing right in front of you

Normalnigger mentality right there


5b150c No.14889481

>>14889158

>Might be good?

It's from the guys that did Life is Strange and Remember (or something) so probably not. It's gonna be heavy story very little game and the story is probably going to be how hard it is to be a gay bloodthirsty parasite genius in a cosmopolitan Victorian society directed by dumb white men that are the true evil.

It's not even worth pirating.


3c6206 No.14889515

File: 3fe1f6186fe5c2b⋯.png (366.08 KB, 530x633, 530:633, 83251030511852041123789.png)

>>14889300

Your excuses won't save you from getting bullied, nerd.


69ef73 No.14889521

>>14889214

It's a lot harder than you realize to make it even possible to complete a game without combat.


311923 No.14889548

IT'S THE SAME DEVS AS LIFE IS STRANGE


c26008 No.14889555

>>14889521

It's going to be a walking simulator, I don't see any GAMEplay in the trailer. It's not hard to make a walking simulator beatable without combat, because you only need to press X once in a while anyway.


3c6206 No.14889563

File: 63fe915b6ba36ac⋯.jpg (13.79 KB, 544x400, 34:25, 68719406187072455229215.jpg)

>>14889548

The protag is a FUCKING WHITE MALE.

Something's fishy here, what should we expect? My bet is on The Gay Community vampires.


238a2b No.14889581

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>>14889236

I guess the closest "Victorian" themed vampire game, is Blood Omen 2, though it is more dieselpunk than full Victorian, but the citizens and some of the architecture does look Victorian enough for me. Though, if you are going to play this game, I urge you to play all the games in the series, in release order, no exception.

Or maybe someone made a vampire mod for Arcanum.


db7bd6 No.14889615

File: 55b9692c740804d⋯.jpg (141.7 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Draculberg Spookstain.jpg)

>>14889563

>white

>''white

>white

What did he mean by this


3c6206 No.14889633

>>14889615

Jews are less fashionable for victim points these days, mudslimes are the trendiest for that and they really don't go well with jews, so their angle has to be something different than vampire jews.


31defa No.14889717

>wanting to play as a fantasy jew

>muh pacifism


4818b2 No.14889719

>>14889339

Looks more like a Roman nose to me, rather than a hooknose. You can see that the tip doesn't hook down at the end. Also the brow ridge is separated above the bridge of the nose. Jews tend to have a smashed-flat appearance to the brow and upper bridge, a bulbous hook nose, and a rat-like sneer. I'm not a medical student, so I don't know all of the proper terms, but there are plenty of guides on how to improve your jewdar. j-dar?


7c4b8c No.14889721

File: 88e363c4a421a79⋯.png (537.21 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 400000.png)

>>14889252

Mods doing their jobs


a91014 No.14889749

File: 49c7bcc6fb45ea0⋯.png (239.98 KB, 585x464, 585:464, [no laughs].png)

>>14889252

No.


9bda91 No.14889758

File: f29422ba40690ca⋯.jpg (43.88 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 14528979264.jpg)

>>14889158

>soypyr


cbffa4 No.14889763

How come we haven't made a video game about a manipulating jew trying to steal money from innocent investors without getting caught? Something like Wall Street or The Wolf of Wall Street but as a video game.


7c4b8c No.14889801

File: 4e6ec5b89e6ea2e⋯.png (297.71 KB, 600x512, 75:64, nigga_wat.png)

>>14889763

>What is Super Mario 64

>What is Plague Inc. Evolved

>What is Cooking Mama


c8abab No.14889840

File: b1bf1a762af3734⋯.png (95.02 KB, 3213x859, 3213:859, ClipboardImage.png)

Why do they call it Dontnod? Cuz they hope their boring shit doesn't put you to sleep?


93c203 No.14889850

File: 72ed3d5c1e1da99⋯.png (94.34 KB, 242x369, 242:369, 5c54b201fa81f6fd0b928fef52….png)

"We want the millennial hipster movie audience!" The Movie: The Game Interactive Cinematic Experience!

No.

No it won't be good.

You twat.


3c6206 No.14889861

>>14889763

>>14889801

Recettear had you run an item shop and scam people, you also tricked adventurers into slave labor to get free loot you could turn into 100% profit.


4faaab No.14889931

File: 0fa80177874db82⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1041x699, 347:233, 0fa80177874db8212c1d10e848….png)

Honest question,/v/: how do you think they are going to fuck this one up by inserting their political agenda?


93c203 No.14889941

>>14889931

by not having gameplay


db9d09 No.14889958

>>14889941

It'll have gameplay, but I bet it's going to be worse than the likes of Bound by Flame or Mars Warlogs.


04e472 No.14889989

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abd254 No.14890267

File: 8a34f4d4c14a231⋯.jpg (313.78 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, no one does.jpg)

I dropped this the minute I saw that historical accuracy was completely nill. They got a clean-cut suited journalist Black guy in 1918 Whitechapel.

They are idiots.

>>14889158

Anon, did you not see how every single promotion and article and review for the game always prefaces their praise with

>If they pull this off

>If all these aspects come together

>If this turns out as promising as looks

That means it won't.

This is DontNod, the creative geniuses that brought you

REMEMBER ME

Another high-concept interesting premise executed in the poorest way possible with terrible combat, zero character and a moronic twist ending.

Good luck, mate.

>>14889220

>is that just not cool or "distinctive" enough?

You answered your own question.


e25aa9 No.14890281

>>14889158

It is fucking shit from the looks of demo and early jewtube stars gameplay. And the poz seems to be there, in fact, the metre broke.

>Batman Arkham shit combat but slower

>'RPG' mechanics

>"Moral" choices and consequences

>WE WUZ VIKTORIANZ AND SERS AND SHIETZ

>White Christians are cannibals with no redeeming quality, ME:A autistic glowing eyes and face. also wearing St. Peters Cross (upside-down cross) to make them look evil, those dumb fuck SJWs did not even do their shitposting right. (VtmB at least shows that hunters are on the good side hunting monsters down and generally are decent human)

>Abilities are twilight-tier smoke and mirrors poof and teleport strike edgy shit. Not really interesting.

I surmise at best a 7 or 6.5, average of 5; unless the SJW crowds are all over this shit then expects nepotism and shills at work and tries to move it up to 8 like DA:I or other shit.

A damn shame, it has potential to be good. Your cover (which is also your job) is a doctor and you get to play that role. You can inspect and impact the health of your fellow neighbours and acquaintances and increase their blood quality, stop plagues, and stuffs; which affects the whole mood of the entire area. You also get to know who are they related to and who are their allies and enemies and their interesting tidbits which could be used in quests and stuffs as there are lots of talking.

But the pozz is there and combat is shit, the story is up in the air but if there is poz, there will be more present.


dbc561 No.14890298

>>14890267

>REMEMBER ME

>Another high-concept interesting premise executed in the poorest way possible with terrible combat, zero character and a moronic twist ending.

Jesus that game was a clusterfuck of bad combat.


2f3558 No.14890318

File: f06c1dc98ecb785⋯.jpg (33.27 KB, 130x130, 1:1, JS 20 Bjúgnakrækir.jpg)

>>14889989

>dialog wheel

Of course.

>london

>only 60 citizens

Jesus.

>vampire drinks blood

>absorbs memories

What.

>pacifist playthrough available

>boss fights unavoidable

>fighting looks easy as fuck

>you can still get xp from finding hints and doing quests

Fuck you OP.


8df320 No.14890330

undertale 2.0, prepare for autism


abd254 No.14890347

File: 780f969225bd3c2⋯.png (356.81 KB, 998x538, 499:269, Detroit BH Action Moive.png)

File: a5b39ef24337eaa⋯.png (438.58 KB, 884x506, 442:253, complete rip-off of neir a….png)

>>14890281

>also wearing St. Peters Cross (upside-down cross) to make them look evil, those dumb fuck SJWs did not even do their shitposting right.

The cross is to SJWs like it is to vampires. Of course they wouldn't do their research.

It's like in Detroit where the game opens it's second segment with a ranting Christian street preacher basically calling the actual "robo-Christ" character the Anti-Christ and trying to rally people to "burn the sin" by "burning the androids". They needed to do this because the game desperately conflates androids as being living beings equal to humans, replete with "death camps" (((muh robot holocaust))) and "hands-up don't shoot" choices etc. One character is a robit designed to be a semen recepticle but she became self-aware and killed her "abuser". Cage also has a little girl walk around in nothing but a shirt that comes just below her buttock - but it's okay because art or whatever.


bddb0e No.14890362

>>14890267

>moronic twist ending.

I've finished the game, but I seriously have no memory of the twist in the end, I just remember that her ass was better than her face, and the game looked like nicely cyberpunkish or something


4faaab No.14890376

>>14889959

Its actually set in the 20th Century after World War I, but you may be right. I woudn't be surprised if they inserted some minor character that spouses Marxism after the atrocities committed by the Bolsheviks in the Russian Civil War. Also what >>14890281 said.


4faaab No.14890381

>>14889989

Jesus those accents….


4c1e9f No.14890388

>enemies either die in one hit or are bullet sponges depending on level difference, just like in borderlands

>you can loot neatly packaged blood vials in the dumpsters

>if you don't shell out shekels to heal entire district at once, the health level drops the next day

>if you kill diseased people somehow it worsens instead of improving the global health level

>healing people magically takes away their pneumonia or whatever and turns them 100% healthy in an instant

>poorfag east London is full of south/east euro immigrants as if travel was affordable back then

>niggers are well off and widely respected

>only hwite males can be evil


abd254 No.14890411

File: 47ec7d074ae2d29⋯.png (216.78 KB, 856x516, 214:129, DUMB.png)

File: 2d4e79d54af0444⋯.png (701.52 KB, 802x518, 401:259, so dumb.png)

>>14890362

>"No, Nilin, but I was the memories!"

>and then Edge was a terrible boss battle and Nilin killed her AI brother


abd254 No.14890687

File: 2fe3d8d90ec6830⋯.gif (777.93 KB, 375x304, 375:304, the future chosen for you.gif)

>>14890381

A bit like "Current Year" man meets a choking Frenchman

>>14890388

It's dead. Likely not even worth setting the sails.

Though I'd laugh hard if they have a Mosque in the game and friendly Muslims.


9b492b No.14890701

>>14890267

>They got a clean-cut suited journalist Black guy in 1918 Whitechapel.

Well, the French can't help but WE WUZ at every opportunity. They love the nigger cock.

>Remember Me

Arguably it was less fucking awful than Life is Strange. At least the music and art direction weren't bad, but the worldbuilding and complete inability of the writers to actually remember the family you help get together is made up of an apathetic autist and his cunt wife that murdered people in the hundreds. Then again, the leftist audience is all about the feels, so who gives a shit a pair of mass murdering corporate reptiles get away with all their crimes so long as they do so as a family?


e191ff No.14890774

File: 4142af8d48d9039⋯.png (592.36 KB, 637x464, 637:464, 1497794900354.png)

>just want a good vampire game that's about being a vampire

>they neither never come out or they're made by devs with horrible track-records


8d2e68 No.14890787

>>14890774

But Vampire the masquarade and Legacy of Kain exist


e191ff No.14890795

>>14890787

And I've played and enjoyed them, I just wish there was more.


9b492b No.14890800

>>14890281

>VtmB at least shows that hunters are on the good side hunting monsters down and generally are decent human

Bloodlines never pretends you're anything but a monster. No matter your good deeds, at the end of the day you're still a bloodsucking parasite. About the kindest thing you can do with humans that get involved with you is to push them away.

>it has potential to be good

Not with the French cucks writing it. I knew from the get to it was going to be a shitshow just like every other game they made so far. The only reason anyone cares about them is because tumblr keeps shilling for them, and they only do that because they made a dyke walking simulator.

>>14890318

>absorbs memories

To be fair, there's no set rules when it comes to vampires. They're fictional beings so you can give them whatever powers you like. It's actually an interesting idea, but I know they've fucked it up, just like they turned the main gimmick of Remember Me into a one-solution, trial and error, "puzzle".

>>14890795

Bloodnet?


e191ff No.14890830

>>14890800

Reading up on BloodNet it sounds absolutely ridiculous. I like it.


5b150c No.14891127

>>14889989

I randomly clicked on the bar to see and extract of how the chars moves (I'm not going to watch 1h of that garbage) and ended up around 40 and at 40:30 the dev says "oh yeah they fear crucifix" and at the same time ON THE SCREEN, the vampire is comfily sitting, and going to sleep on a bed RIGHT NEXT to a fucking giant crucifix…

In case anyone though this was going to be anything else but hot garbage of gameplay "but with nice ambiance".

It's not it's gonna be Remember Me again with a an art department that did it's job, and gameplay guys that failed at theirs and no one to tell them they had to work together.

I think it's something I noticed in other games, and linked to the "no one teaches how to draw thing", there is a lot a french guys in vidya and a fucking lot of french names in art/design categories of any games (even japs games, MGS comes to mind nearly all westerners names in credits sounds french) because french art school (that are notoriously "hard" to get in. Understand you need to show you have actual basis in classic drawing/sculpting, etc… even before getting through the door, which is something they do teach in french high school art classes) might still fork out people that know how to artistically design things and properly draw minute details.

So with french studios you have games like Dishonored 2 or Nu-prey or even EYE/Deathwing or battlefleet gothic with absolutely stylish settings that are extremely well executed but the rest of the game can widely vary.

If you have french autists that like games and have a very specific idea of what a GAME should be, you have good gameplay (Styx, DMMM, BFG, BloodBowl, Mordheim, etc… Also note how the french are trying to save the Warhammer licenses singlehandedly. Them and the vermintide guys) you have fine games (but there is always something that stops them being a 100% good game. Generally they're to small/focused in scope because they're made by studios simply too small to make bigger games).

I can't help but notice for example that Arx Fatalis, DMMM and Dishonored have fundamentally the same core game design but the two first are a pleasure to play, the last one is way "cleaner" but also boring as fuck. In between the studio grew and a whole bunch of burgers names were added to the credits -> casualisation of gameplay.

So while the guys at dontnod are clearly blazing parisian (that's also something to note, nearly all other studios don't seem to be in Paris) homolefties I think it's unfair to extend it to the french in general as so many games that /v/ actually likes are french.


04e472 No.14891294

>>14890774

Blood and Wine expansion for Witcher 3 is about vampires.


856ac7 No.14891357

>>14889521

>>14889214

A pacifist run is utterly retarded. Pacifists die.

Reminds me of those morons who want realistic military shooters.


ff4ece No.14891426

>>14889220

Are they going to pronounce is wompyear?


3b73ae No.14891435

File: 95b0359b3369b48⋯.jpg (21.21 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 97846152168.jpg)

>>14889252

I sincerely hope that ban was permanent


46e4a8 No.14891439

>>14891357

Pacifist runs in video games should let you ask for NO TRABUU and start kicking ass when all negotiations inevitably fail.


6e9bcb No.14891466

File: 5d7c260c5be7da0⋯.png (299.88 KB, 544x576, 17:18, douglas levison.png)

>>14889397

no this is a jewish goblin


b9f81d No.14891473

>>14891127

Interesting post, solid theory regarding the art schools not actually interested in pumping out flunkies

>>14891357

A pacifist run in Postal 2 is pretty fun, though considering the studio that is making this I'm not too hopeful that it wouldn't be an even more-so bland experience.


c0b66a No.14892265

>>14889220

With a title as generic as "Vampire" it would be impossible to web-search for it.

>>14891426

Probably "vahmpeer".


abd254 No.14892846

File: 1abb8b44de68faa⋯.webm (2.04 MB, 720x480, 3:2, Nick's Rage.webm)

>>14890800

>To be fair, there's no set rules when it comes to vampires. They're fictional beings so you can give them whatever powers you like.

WRONG

Just because it's fictional doesn't mean it does not have definition and definitional traits. I hate this loose flimsy thinking right here that lazy, worthless hacks espouse to cover for their absolute ineptitude, slothful work and abject originality.

These intellectual vermin think they can pick up any preexisting concepts and retool it to whatever they feel like, as if they could just pick up a painting that's centuries old and start smearing their water colors all over it before claiming, "Mine!"

Vampires since the days of Dracula's success (the novel was different from the film, though I can barely remember) have had certain definitive traits which have been only marginally altered to fit whatever narrative incorporated them - be it their origination (some have Eldtrich blood, some have Able's brother Kain, etc.), their propagation (most people totally forget the whole "bite them, kill them, bury them and wait for their revival" aspect and treat it practically like zombies - or Twilight's moronic "venom"), or their function ("Vampires need blood, can't stand the Cross (altered in some instances to just "religious iconography", etc.).

This is the reason why "Twilight" was a laughing stock to anyone above the age of 13 (and not an aged whistful woman).

You know what happens when you put a horn on a hellhound and call it a "unicorn"? People laugh at you. Why? Because it's obviously not a unicorn.

>but it's a mythical animal with a horn

Doesn't make it a unicorn

>but it's fictional tho I can do what I want

YOU DIDN'T INVENT UNICORNS, ASS LIPS! THE CONCEPT OF "UNICORN" EXISTED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN! This isn't "Build a Bear" with OTHER people's imagination, folktales or myths. Pay respect to the source material and don't just jerk off and call it a unicorn.

Somehow people think it's okay for zombies, though. Left 4 Dead, remember? Not a single zombie in sight. Those enemies are what we used to call GHOULS. Those are not zombies.

Every jagoff chortled when zombie movie fans got angry at 28 Days Later or whatever it was called as it introduced running zombies again. Zombies don't run. They shamble. Their danger is in the horde of every dead person arising from the grave. You want running zombies? Too bad, you didn't invent the zombie. You have to stick within the parameter of the thing you're using.

>Oh hey, I know! I'm gonna make a vampire game where the vampire doesn't have to drink human blood, or even blood at all! Ah, and he doesn't need people to invite him into a house and he can even sing in the church choir no problem!

Is there gonna be a reveal that "vampires" aren't actually vampires, that people thought they were vampires because of certain shared traits with the myth but actually they aren't vampires at all but some kind of genetic mutation brought about my some kind of taint or something?

>No, that would be vaguely clever. LOL I'm just gonna do it and say it's vampires. This is vampires now. And they sparkle.

tl;dr Unless you want to be as much of a worthless, limp-brained unimaginative uninspired troglodyte of a writer like the rest then don't ever regurgitate this idiocy of "it's okay cuz it's fiction" again - and certainly never in your last breath try to write anything with that skull rot in mind.

t. writer


c13ec1 No.14892922

File: 42e5f1a2368803e⋯.jpg (48.86 KB, 448x488, 56:61, 42e5f1a2368803e9fd33bce7b4….jpg)

>>14891435

what did i miss?


b099cc No.14892926

>>14891466

YER FLAT

NO TALENT


bd4590 No.14892966

>>14892922

Some faggot linking to reddit.


04e472 No.14893044

>>14892922

I posted a link to reddit and I got banned for ~30 min.


d21293 No.14893140

>>14889158

>vampyr

>y

So is that what you call a vampire that drinks a lot of soy?


c0b66a No.14894776

>>14892846

Stoker himself made a bunch of shit up and ignored established lore.


9991f3 No.14894790

File: 331d6e3f68cb776⋯.jpg (16.93 KB, 419x249, 419:249, kot bliny.jpg)


5b150c No.14894793

>>14891426

Van-pir the east European way it came from I guess (though it just mean ghost IIRC).


843871 No.14894814

File: 9ca87af5950baec⋯.webm (2.46 MB, 640x360, 16:9, SJG_stupid_gun.webm)

>>14889223

at least one good thing came out of Life is Tumblr


977140 No.14894970

>>14892846

So you agree that zombies should ONLY EVER be people that voodoo doctors drug into a coma and then trick into thinking they're dead so they can use them as slaves? None of this undead, flesh rotting, brain eating nonsense?

And you also agree that unicorns should always be depicted as having the head of a stag and the feet of an elephant of course? Since you believe that changing these fictional things in any way shape or form is so horrible.

tl;dr you have no idea what you're talking about. You aren't mad these things are being changed from their origins, you're mad they're being changed from the versions you are most familiar with. You are a limp-brained unimaginative uninspired troglodyte of a writer who talks about things without doing the most basic level of research of them. Even worse you talk about yourself being a writer like it's some massive badge of honor and we should all fall over your dick in adoration. Crawl out of your own asshole and read a fucking book.


284a9f No.14895039

>>14892846

While I think recycling mythos is pretty lazy, and even more so conveniently altering core aspects of those mythos to handwave obvious problems you will run into (read: Twilight vampires not dying from suight), you are real naive if you think mythology just spawns as is without an iterative process behind. For example, Fairy lore is actually real deep and much, much more different than what you are used to see funnily enough, Pokémon of all things seem to acknowledge fairies' weakness to iron, and so and so with many things you taje from granted.


977140 No.14895056

>>14895039

Anon, I don't think you know who you're talking to. He is a WRITER! Bow your thick monkey cranium in deference to his awesome intellect. How dare you address one such as he as if you were equals?! Don't know he WRITES THINGS?! How very dare you.


34ddb2 No.14895096

>>14889339

>jew

>vampire

At least it's realistic.


04e472 No.14895404

File: 23142b5c6630973⋯.webm (2.52 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Endway - Ashes [Vampyr OS….webm)

>Vampyr Is An AA Game So Devs Could Focus On Choice-Driven Gameplay

https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2018/01/vampyr-aa-game-devs-focus-choice-driven-gameplay/49488/


6631a9 No.14895442

>>14892846

But Vampires are so varied depending on what culture you're basing them in. Eastern European vampires have like several types according to their folk lore. From memory

>vampires glow in sunlight

>vampires have no reflection

>vampires twitch a lot

>vampires love counting stuff

>vampires are ugly

>vampires can't cross water

There are more but fuck trying to find that old ass book about this shit in this heat. If you notice, some of those characteristics are just autists; there's a theory that people labeled anything out of the norm as monsters to differentiate themselves (like that case where a dude raped a pregnant woman and killed the baby so he got labeled a werewolf and not a man around the 1600's or so). Then there's the southeast asian vampires who are actually just cannibals if you actually analyze it or the chinese vampires which are actually just comedians tbh. The myth mutation where there's such a thing as emotional vampires and memory vampires or whatnot is an amalgam of old western thing from old america going going down south. Someone should really compile a book about this shit because its pretty interesting. Vampires is like the meme monster of old where people just spread it around.


5273de No.14895489

File: 91ee87ab2c9f250⋯.jpg (26.83 KB, 620x470, 62:47, 627173473473477.jpg)

>>14889521

>It's so hard to have dialog options where you don't end your sentence with I'm going to kill you now

>It's so hard to include a stealth mechanic when you have tons of examples on how to do it well

You're right anon it's super hard to design a game where you can avoid combat when you are a shitty writer or haven't played video games before.


abd254 No.14895533

File: b7f14dc9d40f18c⋯.mp4 (5.21 MB, 320x240, 4:3, In Principal.mp4)

File: 830f81a836bed28⋯.jpg (136.28 KB, 718x800, 359:400, 6b55dae42370eb68.jpg)

File: 7f7219fa593c677⋯.jpg (185.6 KB, 728x410, 364:205, Nessie.jpg)

>>14894970

>implying variance is equivalent to redefinition

"Marriage" was once (in certain regions by certain folk) thought to only be pure if it was racially homogeneous. Interracial coupling was frowned upon but later was accepted. This added variance - racial variance - to "Marriage" but it did not redefine "Marriage". It did not attempt to fundamentally alter what is Marriage.

Then degenerate intellectual retardates thought that "Marriage" could be ''redefined" as including same-sex coupling. This did attempt to alter the very fundamental nature of Marriage, hence the term "redefine".

The issue with "it's fiction so it can be anything you want" is not about variance but about redefinition. It is a notion indicative of a mentality which states that concepts do not/need not have concrete definition and are instead malleable according to preference, people or time period.

That's my issue.

Like >>14895442 points out, there's tons of different types of vampires but each "type" has its own categorical definition, like the odd behavior and appearance of Chinese vampires, etc. Each "type" of vampire can in itself have a multiplicity in variances but their very fundamental nature, their definition, cannot be altered - or else they are no longer vampires.

Just because it's a mere concept that doesn't mean you can alter its definition, even for fiction. Might as well call the Loch Ness Monster a "flying cat" and call space aliens "werewolves" at that point. It's irrational.

>>14894776

Stoker took key preexistant elements and kept them in tact while making something new. Same thing with Tolkien, who was by far one of the most detailed and anal authors in English history.

However, when you write a fiction story involving elves, note how you cannot remove them entirely from Tolkien's elements. That's because the definition of "elf" in this context was defined already, and though you can alter it ala Witcher or Elder Scrolls it will ultimately be a sister to the original definition and share those key traits with it.

>>14895442

Best reply yet and you have a point but my issue was the idiotic notion of "it's fiction so it can be anything you want it to be", or as the anon said

>there are no set rules/They're fictional beings so you can give them whatever powers you like.

That's asinine. Probably not that anon's fault; that's something eaten and regurgitated repeatedly as the overflow of what's likely a Modern Art mentality.


abd254 No.14895544

File: 572873f54df0043⋯.jpg (341.21 KB, 1600x800, 2:1, choose-your-own-adventure.jpg)

>>14895404

>“In a game, unless it’s strictly linear, you offer players the possibility to directly influence their story, to modify their course of destiny for the characters you control and around you. This is a freedom that just doesn’t exist in other media such as literature or cinema.

>such as literature

I'm just being nitpicky for the fun of it here but it's still a silly way he put that.


c25823 No.14895562

File: d99137ac9257132⋯.jpg (461.76 KB, 2660x720, 133:36, d99137ac925713247d4235a92d….jpg)

>>14889563

>My bet is on The Gay Community vampires.

Fuck that shit, where's my game about "staking" vampire girls?


0b9d5a No.14895565

>>14895533

>use of fictional concepts needs to fit into a narrow definition based on recent popular culture or my pointless autism will be triggered because I get too invested in fairy tales

If I write a story about niggers that make bugger transplants on willing participants and call them vampires, they will be just as much vampires as in any other work featuring such non-existent things.


9b492b No.14895607

>>14895562

I always forget how full of top tier waifus Bloodlines is.


deb9e3 No.14895725

>>14895607

And then the feels start when you realize that paradox are going to SJW the fuck out of the World of Darkness. Feels bad man.


9b492b No.14895769

>>14895725

It had already been ruined by White Wolf, all Paradox will do is make it even worse. At least Troika had a good grasp of who their audience was, and modeled the female characters accordingly.


c0b66a No.14895958

>>14895039

> Twilight vampires not dying from suight

I Bram Stoker's Dracula the vampire can walk around in bright daylight as well. Dying in sunlight was an invention of the movies.

>>14895533

> Stoker took key preexistant elements and kept them in tact while making something new. Same thing with Tolkien, who was by far one of the most detailed and anal authors in English history.

>

> However, when you write a fiction story involving elves, note how you cannot remove them entirely from Tolkien's elements. That's because the definition of "elf" in this context was defined already, and though you can alter it ala Witcher or Elder Scrolls it will ultimately be a sister to the original definition and share those key traits with it.

What are you even trying to say? The entire discussion came from someone sperging that in this game the vampire could see someone's memories after drinking their blood. How is this any worse?

>>14895442

> Then there's the southeast asian vampires who are actually just cannibals if you actually analyze it or the chinese vampires which are actually just comedians tbh.

I wouldn't call these myths "vampires", let's limit the term to European vampires only.


9b492b No.14896183

>>14895958

>Bram Stoker's Dracula the vampire can walk around in bright daylight as well. Dying in sunlight was an invention of the movies.

There are no hard rules concerning what Vampires can and cannot do. In the World of Darkness sunlight is lethal to vampires, and it's specifically sunlight, not UV rays because they are supernatural creatures whose "biology" is not governed by logic. Meanwhile in Blade UV light is what harms them, and it's explained to be a genetic defect which can be fixed.

I unleashed the sperg (abd254) upon the thread, sadly, and I still don't quite understand what he's going for, especially since he himself, and other people, already gave plenty of example of how vampires, what they are and what they can (and cannot) do changes through history and geographical location. About the best one can argue is that there is a loose set of traits that are commonly associated with vampires that have been popularized by mass media, but even that is no guarantee.

Just as another example, the vampires in the Nasuverse are actually Moon aliens called forth by the "spirit" of the planet Earth to wipe out humans. In Hellsign Alucard's main source of power is that for each person he consumes he gains a life, their abilities, memories and can summon them at will to do his bidding. Here's two fairly popular examples of vampires, and specifically vampires inspired by European folklore, that have little to do with how they are stereotypically portrayed.


ec978d No.14896193

>>14889158

>it has pacificst running and is therefore maybe decent

Nah, fuck that, it's made by Dontnod, who are mostly forgettable, and it just looks and sounds shit, I want my fucking Vampire the Masquerade sequel god fucking dammit, even if I have to make it myself.


4ea547 No.14896196

>>14889158

>won’t be able to level up

You fuckin' wot now?


4ea547 No.14896266

>>14896204

It's all about the masquerade, after all. Are they fucking about trying to skirt around copyright?


ec978d No.14896295

>>14896266

Does vampyr game have a Masquerade system?


4ea547 No.14896363

File: 8ec85484866cd1f⋯.gif (1.53 MB, 505x337, 505:337, deep dark shrugs.gif)

>>14896295

I do not know, I was basically asking myself. Seems like whatever is in place is some "-like" thing. Considering the nigh alien state of their writing I have big doubts about anything bordering on legitimacy.


ec978d No.14896398

>>14896363

>It’s possible to go through the game without taking a single life. It’ll make your life a living hell and you won’t be able to level up, learn any new combat abilities or other skills, but it is technically possible. This would be the best way to keep your cover as a doctor, but the question is if it’s worth it. Completionists will almost definitely end up trying a pacifist playthrough, but it’s always hard to fight the temptation of wanting to get “just that one skill”, especially if you have perfectly guilty prey standing right in front of you.

Sounds like there's no real mechanical value here outside of a forced "he can't just fake it" bullshit thing, it's dontnod so don't go expecting anything well thought out.


9b492b No.14896411

>>14896398

>it is technically possible

My guess is they've halfassed it and are now pretending it's actually a genuine feature. From the description it seems that going for a pacifist run basically cuts you off from the majority of gameplay mechanics. I can already picture it is an abhorrent, perpetual stealth section crammed into a game ill suited for such a style of gameplay.

>especially if you have perfectly guilty prey standing right in front of you.

Five bucks it's a hwite Nazi stand-in, likely persecuting some "innocent" Jew.


ec978d No.14896455

File: 2e09f258f8fbb84⋯.jpg (133.47 KB, 1100x859, 1100:859, vampire_the_only_good_vamp….jpg)

>>14896411

>for years ask for a new vampire game

>get a nu vampire game

I get the feeling it's heavily inspired by the nu age of ""immersive" sims"


e78c98 No.14896583

>>14895725

>SJW the fuck out of the World of Darkness

I have some horrible news for you, anon. World of Darkness is a cesspit of SJW shit. Especially the new one. Oh man, you'll probably get an aneurysm if you read the rule books.


6ef7e6 No.14896732

>>14894790

>>14891426

Where are you getting a "w" from? Is some eastern European thing?


a0994c No.14896749

File: 6b73627637171be⋯.jpg (25.63 KB, 500x500, 1:1, snuganimu.jpg)

>>14895725

>nuWoD

>not already "SJW'd"

heh


650f78 No.14896761

File: d39a1bacb6c519b⋯.png (27.53 KB, 499x322, 499:322, uuuuh.png)

>>14896749

>White Wolf

>At any point

>Not pozzed


584cec No.14897041

>>14892846

>you have to repeat the same story over and over without changing anything established in the past becasue I say so

>t.writer

Doing a bunch of fanfic online doesn’t make you a writer faggot, if we didn’t change slightly lore we wouldn’t have vampires of stoker, we wouldn’t have lycans of underworld or even fucking fantasy shit like elves or dwarf…fuck by your shithead logic warhammer orkz can’t exist becasue they are different from Tolkien ones

Go out and stop be a pretentious fuck


e1da1c No.14897077

>>14897041

>writing fanfic doesn't make you a writer

sure it does, it just doesn't make you a very notable one. And if you're not getting paid for it you can't say you write on a professional level.


977140 No.14897194

>>14895533

>hey everyone, I'm a writer so you should all listen to me, I'm the expert here

>"in tact" instead of "intact"

Tell me more about all the wonderful things you've written, autistmo-sama!

>>14897077

99% of the western world are writers. By the age of about 5. This is why we are mocking the retard above for trying to use it as some argument from authority crutch to defend his autistic sperg out. Especially when he's obviously a bad writer both from a technical and creative perspective.


abd254 No.14897296

File: e6e8d801d696a4a⋯.png (25.54 KB, 384x430, 192:215, BUT.png)

>>14895958

>The entire discussion came from someone sperging that in this game the vampire could see someone's memories after drinking their blood.

That sounds dumb but it's not my problem.

>How is this any worse?

Didn't you read what I wrote? My issue has always been the moronic concept that "just because it's fiction you can do whatever you want". I explained this twice over.

>>14896183

>how vampires, what they are and what they can (and cannot) do changes through history and geographical location.

Are you stupid? "Vampires" have categories/types just like "Dragons", hence the whole "dragons or wyverns" argument. The fact that there are types doesn't mean there is no definition and you can be as grossly idiotic as >>14895565 suggests.

To say "there are no rules"/"there is no definitional standard" to vampires/types of vampires means you can actually just do as the anon said:

>If I write a story about niggers that make bugger transplants on willing participants and call them vampires, they will be just as much vampires as in any other work featuring such non-existent things.

This is stupid. It's irrational. It is a sign of a man who cannot fathom that definition of concepts exists. Again, I thoroughly explained this.

>>14897041

>>14897194

>whinges about me mentioning I'm a writer

Meaning I'm not some dope speaking off the top of my head. I didn't take it any further than that, like any other anon who types an explanation and adds "t. [profession]".

Good way to whine instead of looking at the point, though.


5b150c No.14897689

>>14895442

> Eastern European vampires

Vampyr in slav = spectre.

Strix/striga in greek/latin is what is described as vampire in RECENT english literature.

There is nothing "real" (ie: mythical) about "vampires", it's a creation of early pop culture that distorted myth largely through ignorance and the appeal to give exotic names to shit for fun.

The same is true for werewolves.

Werwulf in old german/frank -> werwolf but -> virlou/vireloup in older french but it already existed as garwaf in frank.

Garwaf -> Garou.

Vireloup -> direwolf

Werewolf -> loup-garou in french (because nobody remembered that "ou" in "garou" was already "loup").

It's all the same thing, but different names came because it sounded cooler than saying "human wolf".

It can go on forever describing different thing every time a french/german/english author decide it's OCDONUTSTEEL monster doesn't sound cool enough in his language.

There are common indo-europeans myths but pop culture has wrecked a havoc on their identification.


584cec No.14897714

>>14897296

>i make shit points that get debunked three post down

>but since I made myself a persona rather then stay anonymous it’s ok for those points to be wrong on any level

Dude this is getting pathetic


4faaab No.14897715

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>WHAT IS GLASS BUT TORTURED SAND

This is fan fic's level of corny writing holy shit


abd254 No.14897819

File: 82620a935298642⋯.png (591.88 KB, 650x581, 650:581, another dogged contender.png)

>>14897714

>debunked

Except it wasn't.

>making yourself a persona

>"t. writer" is now a "persona"

okay

>>14897715

>When religion failed, men turned to science.

Oh it's one of those.

>What is darkness but lurking sun?

That's a nonsense proposition.

>What is wall but enslaved stone?

…what

>What is glass but tortured sand?

Oh, that's cute. One of the devs had their 13yr old write the introduction.

>What is song but a call to arms?

This one doesn't even fit with the last three. That doesn't make sense.

>What is hate but jilted love?

What is terrible writing but tortured prose? What is vain repetition but empty-headed babbling?

>What is life but death ending?

WHAT


abd254 No.14897876

File: 47873b998c9327c⋯.png (845.27 KB, 730x638, 365:319, Smug Glamorouss.png)

>>14897715

>Since the apple was plucked from the sacred tree

It's just a fruit, never once mentioned to be an apple. That's just classical artwork interpretation. Also, the tree was forbidden not sacred, unless you're talking about the tree of life but God kicked them out before they could nibble that, too.

Two seconds after that mind-numbing pretentiousness and we already see the writer(s) didn't bother looking this up.

>Death… Since the apple was plucked from the sacred tree it was believed to be God's punishment.

<Therefore, just as through one man sin entered the world, and death through sin, and thus death spread to all men, because all sinned— [Rom. 5:12]

Death is the natural byproduct of the entrance of sin into the world, not because of God's punishment. Do even a second's research on the subject matter you're utilizing for your story you flaming hack.

>A righteous snare to keep man from ascending to the stars

What is this, Mormonism?

I have a feeling this is gonna be one of those games where every moment of pseudo-intellectual musing will be a gas because of its stupidity.


abd254 No.14897896

File: f260b3118ac07a7⋯.png (580.11 KB, 1280x652, 320:163, hover bite.png)

>>14897715

THEY COULDN'T EVEN HAVE HIM BITE HER NECK

He bites the air next to her neck! They couldn't even do this properly!

Alright I'm done I can't keep doing this. Six minutes in.


73bfde No.14897936

>>14897896

That is one beta as fuck vampire.


4d06a9 No.14897938

I had fun doing a run like that in postal 2. So might be nice. But in postal 2 is kind of like a sandbox in that regard. You get some situations that get increasingly more frustrating, and are given a bunch of tools to make them easier to deal with, as in, weapons to kill the everloving fuck out of everybody.

And having to make your run out of a redneck rape center with as only defensive tool being able to piss in everybodies face until they puke is pretty fun.


89bc8c No.14897956

>>14895607

The only forgetting I do with VtMB is that Yukie exists, which is definitely for the best. For years I thought she was some autist's OC donut steel that was modded in with one of those fan patches.


33e150 No.14897987

>>14893140

that's the original spelling in English/French, (you) tryhard


abd254 No.14899034

File: cd2b71ef5465013⋯.jpg (141.51 KB, 1041x908, 1041:908, fear grimace soyboy.jpg)

>>14897936

I honestly can't fathom how they screwed that up, unless the mocap actor was so beta he only pretended to put his mouth on the woman's neck.

I bet he was blushing furiously at the end of it and vehemently refusing to do a retake, his jittering hand flecking drops of his luke-warm soy late onto valuable equipment while he fixed his problem glasses on his face.


4faaab No.14899088

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14897936

>>14899034

Jesus, what a soypire.

I remembered that scene Gary Oldman bites that redhead in Bram Stoker's Dracula and he is BRUTALLY fucking her while doing this. You ain't going to see that ever again in vampire fiction.


5b150c No.14899148

>>14897819

>What is terrible writing but tortured prose? What is vain repetition but empty-headed babbling?

You genuinely made me laugh anon.

Thank you.


25def0 No.14899159

>>14897819

>WHAT

Certain viewpoints maintain that death is a return to the state you were in prior to birth. That one makes sense.

i wish the bad writing was intentional, it would be my goty


07ce91 No.14899220

>>14897819

>>14899159

It was "What is life but death pending", not "ending". With this in mind it's just pretentious like the rest, not complete nonsense.


f8a0ff No.14899279

File: 4c358ff0a4f9846⋯.png (32.58 KB, 234x347, 234:347, erection feature length.png)

>>14899088

That movie was excellent fap material back in the day.

I think you're right and that we'll never see something like this scene, that's borderline mind-control rape bestiality defloration, ever again.


abd254 No.14899653

>>14899220

Ah fair enough, mate. Good catch.


ae2259 No.14899788

>>14897715

>>14897819

>do i really want to watch this after reading anons take on these corny dialogue.

Nope can't even make it past the first 5 minutes.

>What is terrible writing but tortured prose? What is vain repetition but empty-headed babbling?

This exactly and you did it better than the developers because your sentence has actual meaning, they're trying to sound smart but its painfully clear they're just idiots.

>>14897876

it wasn't even them plucking the fruit it was them eating it that fucked them over

<but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil; for in the day that you eat of it, you will surely die.”


570676 No.14899802

>>14889158

>Fucking vampires again.

Vamps and zombies all the fucking time. Wheres the games that let you play as shit like werewolves, ghosts or mummies or crap like that. Any you faggots say Darkstalkers or Skyrim I'll fucking punch you through the internets.


ae2259 No.14899810

>>14899802

Disgaea


570676 No.14899820

>>14899810

>HOLY FUCK. Actually got a decent answer

I heard of that series never played it. Thought it was just demons will check it out. Thanks Anon.


ae2259 No.14899871

>>14899820

i don't know if i damned you or not. It used to be fun but check the Falcom thread for why this might potentially be a very bad idea.

The people who port the game are generally extremely incompetent, plus its srpg.


abd254 No.14899909

>>14897876

Alright to be fair there are two schools of thought on this A) God's warning to Adam about the fruit was a warning of judgement, not consequence, and God imposed death onto man as a penalty for sin or B) It was a warning of consequence, not judgement, and death came through sin as a consequence of its curse, not as a penalty from God

"A" means that death is itself a punishment/curse from God upon sin (thus a curse of sin and the wages of sin). Proponents for this note how God kept man from eating the tree of life at that time. Death is a punishment of God.

"B" means death is the natural byproduct of the curse/taint of sin ("sin" in both views corrupts everything from body to mind and even taints the soul and perverts man's natural inclination). God warned Adam what would happen like warning someone not to dance on active train tracks. Proponents for this note how in 1 Corinthians 15 the apostle compares describes death not as from God but from man and regards it as an enemy rather than a punishment. The punishment for dying in sin in both views is eternal destruction aka Hell.

So I guess I'm going a bit on with this point regarding death itself being a curse of God but I also realize I'm putting in a lot more consideration than the writers did. They just wanted something that sounded deep. Wouldn't be surprised if they went into "Supernatural" tv show territory with rewriting old bible stories and having some aged vampire going, "And this is how it REALLY went down!"

>>14899788

>it wasn't even them plucking the fruit it was them eating it that fucked them over

Good point, too, mate.


570676 No.14899919

>>14899871

Thanks Anon I'll do my research and find out what one to play and what to avoid.


4faaab No.14899928

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14899802

Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness? I heard the N64 games were shit, but those are sadly the only ones that let you play as an werewolf.

>>14899279

Indeed. Its a shame Sadie Frost aged like milk, she was EXTREMELY HOT in that movie. Here are some facts I learned:

>For the scenes where Lucy is writhing around on her bed in ecstasy, Gary Oldman was also off camera whispering seductive things to Sadie Frost. She later joked that the things he said were "very unrepeatable".

>When Mina is caught drinking Dracula's blood, Coppola was shouting "slut!" and "whore!" at her off camera to make her look guilty and ashamed.

>>14899788

I've watched the first three hours and I pretty much stopped at the moment they had an Indian doctor and a black journalist. I seriously doubt that in 1918 that would have been a common sight… And nobody finds this strange mind you. The pooze is definitely there.

I don't know if I want to keep watching this because this playthrough I posted before is focusing on doing side activities like finding medicine in shortage for the hospital and this is just beyond padded. I shit you not, part 3 is just walking and talking to people in order to solve some sidequest with no value except learning more about a potential victim that you might or might not kill. The only boss fights I've seen so far against vampires play the same way.


6cb3e9 No.14899938

>>14889453

>normalnigger mentality

If you had the choice to kill a muslim pedophile vs. an innocent little girl, which would you pick? Exactly.

>in before you wouldn't suck the blood of the muslim because "ew its dirty sand nigger blood"


6cb3e9 No.14899954

File: f81a029fa451497⋯.jpg (127.71 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, images.duckduckgo.jpg)

File: 62e5546b75875c3⋯.jpg (141.08 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 55b9692c740804d37531819239….jpg)

>>14889719

Compare/contrast. Anyone got a side view of Count Dankula over here?


abd254 No.14900027

>>14899928

>part 3 is just walking and talking to people in order to solve some sidequest with no value

Probably just their attempt to keep from spoiling people. Might have been mandated by the devs for all we know.

>The only boss fights I've seen so far against vampires play the same way.

Now that's utter inexcusable trash. There should be varied vampiric fights with unique tricks for the player who doesn't drink much blood/human blood or give you the ability to have high octane super-power fights if you do.


abd254 No.14900077

File: 630390f144f361e⋯.png (670.21 KB, 880x1192, 110:149, nose.png)

>>14899954

Pretty sure Vlad the Inhaler over there is meant to look Romanian, though I've seen Brits with pronounced noses like that, too. I'm Italian and my nose has a similar ridge. Also have no idea why anons (even myself at first) thought that was supposed to be a soyboy beard. It's clearly got more T in it than these dorks do in all their body, although it's so long it makes his head look elongated and silly.

>>14899938

I'd bet the blood would be so oily it'd taste like cheap bacon.


05567a No.14900085

>>14897077

I mean, 50 Shades of Gray is literally twilight fanfiction, so


2da44f No.14900107

>>14899909

'supernatural' was such a horrible show.

also saging for offtopic, but the idea that the tree of knowledge of good and evil was sacred and holy is a gnostic idea. altho, the fact that these hacks specifically used an apple does make them seem like, well, hacks.

additionally, another school of thought on the eating of the fruit is here, it's somewhat intriguing.

https://christogenea.org/overview/genesis-chapter-1


abd254 No.14900140

>>14900107

>the idea that the tree of knowledge of good and evil was sacred and holy is a gnostic idea

Oh, I forgot about that! haha You're right. It feeds into the Gnostic view of God/Yahweh/etc. actually being evil all along and trying to keep man stupid from never attaining knowledge. Also Jesus was never bodily present but was just a spirit, a notion that was being spread around not even a lifetime after the crucifixion.

Man that takes me back. Haven't studied this in ages.


25e1de No.14900195

>>14889214

This. Why can't more games me like Undertale??


77a869 No.14900215

>>14899938

>in before you wouldn't suck the blood of the muslim because "ew its dirty sand nigger blood"

Well, aside from race issue (which is completely legitimate: if I'm going to have another's genes introduced to my organism, like in a transplant, I'd prefer white genes), there's also the pedophile/innocent angle to take into account, and I'd prefer sucking blood from a girl instead of a man.


a7192f No.14900233

>>14900215

Nigger what? First off a transfusion of blood doesn't really incorporate anyone else's DNA into you, red blood cells have pretty short lifetimes and don't even carry any DNA nor organelles. Secondly, when you eat something, you break the components down. If you eat a steak you aren't incorporating cow DNA into yourself.


77a869 No.14900612

>>14900233

>If you eat a steak you aren't incorporating cow DNA into yourself.

Well, I wouldn't expect to incorporate cow DNA from a transplant either, can't imagine it would be quite as compatible.

>red blood cells have pretty short lifetimes and don't even carry any DNA nor organelles.

Didn't know that. I guess I probably would just drink the muslim pedophile blood then, but from a glass. Thanks for the biology lesson, anon.


77a869 No.14900628

>>14900233

>a glass

On second thought, a blood-bag. Coagulation and all that.


4faaab No.14900645

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

Here is the final boss. At first you fight some disgusting mutant that pukes all over the room and then she transforms into an avatar of blood.


abd254 No.14900777

File: 6e53a0efa3e1872⋯.png (1.43 MB, 1534x852, 767:426, EXPOSITION.png)

File: 470b44a00a534fe⋯.png (981.42 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, DUMP.png)

File: 4da0ee5c6ec889a⋯.png (724.14 KB, 1564x846, 782:423, ALL DAY.png)

>>14900645

As far as the narrative goes, I think it'd be a bit better if she didn't look like a narrow-jawed guy. The back-and-forth was killing me but it seems like this might be the ending for the pacifist run. Maybe not. Who cares? That final boss is an obvious rush job and that really clunky exposition dump right at the end is ridiculous.


4faaab No.14900946

>>14900777 (witnessed)

Yeah pretty much. At least they didn't end this on a obvious sequel bait probably because they don't expect to make another one (with what, being released just a week before E3 no way this game is going to be a hit).


986f7b No.14901057

>>14889615

the whole myth of the vampire is a result of jewish practices, so it fits


03ed16 No.14901230

I hope there's good porn


e6e33b No.14901387

File: 57ca7848e72e67d⋯.png (103.36 KB, 166x276, 83:138, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14895544

this made me laugh. Was it a real CYOA book?


abd254 No.14901793

>>14901387

I didn't even catch that. Yeah, those are real book covers so apparently it was an actual book.

…What in the blaze, man


ec978d No.14902297

File: fdcbeacd51a30d9⋯.jpg (19.78 KB, 299x433, 299:433, what.JPG)


ec978d No.14902311

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14899928

>Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness? I heard the N64 games were shit, but those are sadly the only ones that let you play as an werewolf.

They are but they showed promise in some aspects, real shame that 3dVania was never cracked, as in fucking ever, none of the later ones are good, they are just less worse than the N64 ones.


5be597 No.14902312

File: 2fc47189072e82c⋯.jpg (123.99 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 3b81dbec035ad74bc169ae1d5c….jpg)

>>14891357

>Cites real-world expectations for pacifists

>"Reminds me of those morons that want realistic military shooters."

Do you try to be this logically fucked up or does it come naturally?


fa5a4b No.14902335

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14889158

Here OP, here's your pussyfest ending.


abd254 No.14902801

File: ba5807d147dfd60⋯.png (934.26 KB, 1436x714, 718:357, JAW.png)

>>14902335

Is there an ending that makes her not have a hideous velociraptor jaw? Because I'm not too keen on spending eternal undeath with a broad whose chin could stake me through the chest.


659afe No.14902861

>>14902801

And what exactly do you consider a feminine jawline?


4faaab No.14902875

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14902861

Not that anon obviously, but Jonathan's sister looks way more feminine than his own love interest.


464123 No.14902905

File: 6b7be4f7a00e08c⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1169x1002, 7:6, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14891357

>Pacifists die

Hey, Artyom didn't die!


abd254 No.14902953

File: bc18879b5705155⋯.png (1006.6 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, __by_milliganvick-dbfxy64.png)

File: 5b7150fc5b5dbee⋯.png (945.02 KB, 1388x606, 694:303, 1.png)

File: b9f3c404ff4a9cc⋯.jpg (160.13 KB, 800x450, 16:9, Triss-Merigold-Cosplay-The….jpg)

File: c36ec28ab2d49db⋯.jpg (850.22 KB, 900x1350, 2:3, triss but with a woman's f….jpg)

>>14902861

>And what exactly do you consider a feminine jawline?

Pics related. I know there's a lot of manfaced women in Western vidya (mainly because it's not anime aesthetic) but there's no excuse for it. And like anon said >>14902875 even his sister is more feminine, and she's not too much of a looker to begin with.

The artists suck for this game. Hopefully there's gonna be a mod or something to fix this when it's viable for sailing the seas


abd254 No.14902968

File: 1359e72b60ea875⋯.gif (1.88 MB, 540x400, 27:20, giggle.gif)

>>14902905

>Artyom

>pacifist

>when there's a second game following after the canonical ending of the books


a7bec2 No.14902993

File: 60deaebb6545417⋯.jpg (12.96 KB, 300x300, 1:1, armstrong.jpg)

>>14902905

>Hit guys in the face with such force that it could break concrete

>With a knuckle duster knife

>Pacifist


9b492b No.14903114

>>14902968

>>14902993

The Metro is peaceful, its inhabitants kind.


51336f No.14903173

File: 85e8765bec3d1ae⋯.jpg (47.13 KB, 543x544, 543:544, DcX-kNsWkAA6Onq.jpg)

The games concept is all fine and well but the actual gameplay is generic as they come. No originality was inserted into this at all. Combat, movement, leveling up it's just so bland and by the numbers. It looks like something Microsoft would have developed. A checklist of components handed down by suits titled 'what gamers like' with The Last of Us, DmC:DMC and The Order 1866 listed.


9ca13f No.14903520

File: 2255ce2069da10c⋯.jpg (36.76 KB, 480x501, 160:167, 2255ce2069da10c3c9a560f44b….jpg)

>>14889223

Yeah bubbah, bring out the big guns.


009496 No.14903757

>>14897876

Off topic here but anyone knows who the blondie smug-baroness is in this one? I swear I've seen her or the artist's style a long time ago.


417027 No.14903780

>>14889719

>>14899954

Yeah, this faggot is roman, no doubts. Not like i am going to ever play any game about vampires after VTMBL though.


04e472 No.14903808

This game will unlock in approximately 2 hours


ae2259 No.14903847

>>14903757

artist is kagami, though i don't know from what game so you're going to have to find that one out by yourself.


f6f052 No.14905201

Game's out on steam now. What's the verdict?


4faaab No.14905238

>>14905201

Last I checked it was Very Positive. It scored 72 on Metacritic. Keep in mind that review embargo was up until the day of release.


3ed30a No.14905301

>>14891439

Pacifist runs in video games should be like in Yakuza, where Kazuma "That one waiter doesn't count since it was the other guy shooting him" Kiryu can curbstomp someone three times in a row and they'll still be able to say sorry after the fight unless someone uses a gun or a knife during a cutscene.


d97105 No.14905498

>>14901387

I found a better res pic

Sadly it comes from goontopia as you can see


d97105 No.14905502

File: ba2de4c4c96e4d4⋯.jpeg (63.31 KB, 340x578, 10:17, you're going to die.jpeg)

>>14905498

Maybe I should attach the pic before posting

Just maybe


04e472 No.14905906

File: 563e294d4bbf67b⋯.png (28.72 KB, 601x198, 601:198, -.png)


325815 No.14905911

File: 95b0f81f7860b0b⋯.jpg (30.96 KB, 345x500, 69:100, sort of.jpg)


254385 No.14905965

File: d5e4d346c563b8d⋯.jpg (145.58 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 04_005.jpg)

>>14903757

>>14903847

She's from Ura Kyoushi -Haitoku no In-etsu Jugyou-, a game illustrated by Bishop (a group which Kagami is a member of).


04e472 No.14905968

File: 5743fa1602eb2b7⋯.png (813 B, 117x19, 117:19, -.png)

Anyone playing?


abd254 No.14906101

THERE IS NO "PACIFIST" ENDING

Apparently the Good End is just if you never killed a civilian. Killing even human who are attacking you first doesn't count.

The devs were shrugging not actually hinting at a pacifist playthrough, which would be dumber since pacifists are the first in the grave for good reason. But no they were making it up that you could be a pacifist. You cannot and it offers you nothing.


04e472 No.14906117

>>14906101

Download cancelled.


bc457c No.14906234

>>14906101

> Killing even human who are attacking you first doesn't count.

So it's not a true pacifist run, but rather a Non Aggression Principle run.


4faaab No.14906473

File: 4ae58deb02e347a⋯.png (437.41 KB, 778x475, 778:475, ClipboardImage.png)

Welp it happened. They somehow shoehorned a Trump reference in this trainwreck.

If you go to the 5:55:52 mark at https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=z9m8yhDGcI4, the local vampire lord gives a mission to vampirize some rich executive dude who plans to build a way to separate the rich and the poor. And just in case they didn't make clear they were bad guys, said vampire lord forbids girls from entering the club.


47ba07 No.14906494

>>14906473

Trump wants to build a way to separate the rich and poor? I thought poor people voted for him. Didn't Trump sign some feminist legislation? Doesn't Trump hire women in his administration?

What else you got?


db130a No.14906503

File: fee272ab8c65159⋯.jpg (195.29 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, image-bo2-kainrooftop-jpg-….jpg)

>>14889581

>If you are going to play Blood omen 2, I urge you to play all the games in the series, in release order, no exception.

I mean you should always play every series in release order, but I would actually say that out all the Legacy of Kain games Blood Omen 2 is closest to a standalone game, since it takes place in it's own alternate timeline and it isn't effected by the other games.

where as every other LoK game continues onto the next one.


fa5a4b No.14906516

>>14906101

It's why I'm making fun of the pussyfest ending, the endings fucking suck along with the writing and story, not to mention the abortion of Bamham combat.


b099cc No.14906518

>>14906494

Silly anon,using logic against liberals isn't fair.


44209b No.14906549

>>14906526

Wow, I haven't seen that pic in a while.

>>>/tv/

>>>/leftypol/

>>>/cuckchan/


bc457c No.14906552

>>14906526

>wanting to derail the thread

>>14906503

The only thing that is out of place, to someone new to the franchise, would be Yanos Ordrin, or at least it felt to me, when I first played the game at the age of 9-10 and it was my first introduction to the LoK series, but otherwise it's fairly standalone. The first game is also standalone, since, unlike the Soul Reaver entries, it doesn't end in cliffhangers. Defiance, to it's detriment, has so much exposition about what has happened in the previous games, that I guess even a newcomer could pick the game up as his first LoK game, and understand 90% of what has happened in the previous entries, though I would not recommend playing Defiance, until after completing the other ones first.


dcddca No.14906595

>>14906526

that guy looks friendly, sure he eats garbage but why should I dislike him or trump based on this image?


44209b No.14906596

>>14906580

Ummm, haha, no, sweetie pie.


1a3d96 No.14906600

File: f0e4f5c46cf5dc5⋯.png (414.95 KB, 919x517, 919:517, Dawson offers valuable med….png)

>>14906473

That's a quarantine, and it's a reasonable response to a plague. Though considering the "HEALTHY" districts are crawling with vampires and exploding zombies, it may be too little too late.


65c85e No.14906723

There's an interracial couple and theres a gay couple in the game. In fact the MC supports them and says something to the effect of "I am glad theres people like you who stand up to society."


fa5a4b No.14906732

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14906723

Devs these days can't stop "Deconstructing" shit, we get it, Postmodernist marxist fucktards from Jewbisoft did it first with AssCreed Syndicate.


65c85e No.14906747

>>14906732

Oh ya almost forgot about the nurse who bitches about not being able to be a doctor cause she's a fuckin genius and just as good as any man.


590026 No.14906790

>>14906732

You can kill any NPC in the game, yes?


fa5a4b No.14906810

>>14906747

Or the tranny, in Victorian London because reasons, whatever the fuck do these frogs even think.

>>14906790

Yeah, my headcount was 50-80 npcs.


65c85e No.14906823

>>14906790

yep but you gotta have enough mesmerize level or whatever for some of them to eat them, but you don't get AIDS from their gay blood you anon?


65c85e No.14906829

>>14906823

don't want to*


65c85e No.14906832

>>14906810

what tranny?


590026 No.14906834

>>14906823

Is bloodsucking the only way to kill people or can you just cut them down?


65c85e No.14906835

>>14906834

It's the only way to kill non enemy NPCs.


fa5a4b No.14906836

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14906832

This tranny, watch the whole thing to see a tumblrite armchair warrior in Victorian London.


65c85e No.14906842

>>14906836

Though you meant in Vampyr.


fa5a4b No.14906849

>>14906842

Was mentioning about retarded inserts into a story to virtue signal, the devs said no unnecessary romance shit like from Twilight, but they went in and did hamfisted and terrible gay romance sidequest shit that felt out of place.


2d5553 No.14906883

This shit game aside I would love to see a game with a vampire with morality gameplay.

Make a person healed through your blood or maybe alchemy or use it to create a plague among people.

Not a very fleshed out idea as I'm drunk but even then I think its better then the fucking bullshit these wannabe directors come up with.

inb4 Bloodlines

You don't do shit for humans 80% of the time other then not kill them.


2d5553 No.14906898

>>14906836

The tranny is the least offensive thing about this video.

Fuck's sake assassinating everyone with unlimited range daggers and bodies laying around without alerting anyone.


fa5a4b No.14906915

>>14906883

It took them about 3-4 years to make this game with a AA budget, there's a base to build it up, but god, never trust the French to make a game in London.

>>14906898

That's basic AssCreed gameplay since AssCreed 2, everything else with their Greek and Egyptian Revisionism with Tourist Mode along with this and everything else is offensive to anyone who cares about a series that prided itself with Historical Accuracy.


e13c2d No.14906970

>>14891439

that would be preferable


ab7486 No.14907064

>>14906883

This could lead into some interesting bits. Going off of your example, the player character gets turned into a vampire without full knowledge of the mechanics of how and why people get turned into vampires. Perhaps the game throws a slight red herring where the player being turned was somewhat ritualistic in nature the ritual just sped up the process. This leads the player to assume it needs a specific situation to turn people into vampires. The player can expend blood, which should be a precious resource in this game a red herring for the "cost" of saving a life, to heal someone. However, that turns the character they heal into a vampire much later on. Conversely, a character who had some alchemy knowledge could use their blood to create something that would heal them without that side effect down the road, or do a follow up visit to stop the process. However, getting to that point should be difficult. Your character is a monster, so trying to do good things should require a lot more work and thought put into it.


e191ff No.14907346

>>14906836

>literally just a woman in a man's suit and hat, they don't even attempt to pass

Is Ubisoft trying to tell us something?


64c8dc No.14907353

>>14906823

Consuming infected blood doesn't transmit the virus


4c1e9f No.14907356

>>14907346

It's the same as modern trannies not having to be passable. A bearded man in a dress is enough.


e191ff No.14907365

File: 6cb12fdc8fcae19⋯.jpg (76.95 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 74ded582ef17d0fe3f24d2d6bd….jpg)

>>14907356

That's what I meant, anon. Passing is problematic to these people. Considering Mary Read in Assflag at least looked like they tried I can only assume they wanted to show everybody how tolerant they were putting a woman in a suit or that again, passing is haram. Just put on some manly clothes/a cute dress and you're fine!


abd254 No.14907435

File: e62a98d3b18bdab⋯.png (2.32 MB, 1632x1158, 272:193, some sam just want to watc….png)

>>14906732

>We need people like you to create change in the world

>so courageous

At least in Detroit: Become BLM you can shoot the queer robots and not get the bad ending. You can't kill these guys and get the good ending because they are civilians.

Good job France. NO WONDER YOUR COUNTRY BURNS


fa5a4b No.14907465

>>14907435

Why go for the Good ending and spare the NPCs? everyone you meet in the game, you'll want to kill, and fucking soundtrack ques, goddamn annoying violins.


2e7456 No.14907674

File: b36f89785568589⋯.jpg (88.81 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, ubisoft..jpg)


fd7887 No.14907806

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14902905

>>14902968

Not quite: The idea of the book was for it to be a twisted version of the hero's journey in which the transformation our protagonist undergoes in becoming a "hero" is, explicitly, that he becomes a killer, with the book making an implicit statement in its portrayal of that that the "transformation" the protagonist undergoes in any of your more typical hero's journey stories could really be one of becoming a killer as well. Then the way the book made a statement about death or killing in (or as) the hero's journey, the idea of the game was to make a Spec Ops: The Line-esque statement about the way that videogames about war (or death, or killing) tend to be made, described and played - they could be stories questioning war, or even affirming it in their own individual nuanced ways, but what they are instead tends to be stories mindlessly revelling in it; revelling in the killing they portray without ever stopping to think about what would truly go into the acts of killing they portray or about what would truly go into the lives that are cut short by the act of killing. In both works, Artyom has or could have had (via this ending that only a small fraction of the playerbase would ever bother to reach for if via nothing else) the potential to be more than a killer, but where it counts what he's become is just a killer. Where it counts, Artyom the pacifist truly has died. Then the sequels to both book and videogame just stomp all over all of that nuanced storytelling, so I'd just leave them out of the picture.


fd7887 No.14907854

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14907806

Another absolutely magical thing about Metro 2033 was how it played with the metaphysics of its world, so while I'm saying all this about Metro 2033 let me just dump this very short story on the themes of death, killing, and metaphysics from an author name-dropped in the book:

>A Problem, by Jorge Luis Borges

>Let us imagine that in Toledo someone finds a paper with an Arabic text and that the paleographers declare the handwriting belongs to that same Cide Hamete Benengeli from whom Cervantes took his Don Quixote. In the text we read that the hero — who, as the story goes, rambled about Spain armed with a sword and lance, challenging all sorts of people for all sorts of reasons — discovers at the end of one of his many frays that he has killed a man. At this point the fragment breaks off. The problem is to guess, or to conjecture, how Don Quixote reacts.

>As I see it, there are three possible solutions. The first is negative. Nothing special happens, for in the hallucinatory world of Don Quixote death is no less common than magic, and to have killed a man need not perturb someone who struggles, or thinks he struggles, with monsters and enchanters. The second is pathetic. Don Quixote never managed to forget that he was a projection of Alonso Quijano, a reader of fairy tales. Seeing death, realizing that a dream has led him to commit the sin of Cain, wakes him from his pampered madness, possibly forever. The third is perhaps the most plausible. Having killed a man, Don Quixote cannot admit that his terrible act is the fruit of a delirium. The reality of the effect forces him to presuppose a parallel reality of the cause, and Don Quixote will never emerge from his madness.

>There remains another conjecture, alien to the Spanish world and even to the Occidental world. It requires a much more ancient setting, more complex, and wearier. Don Quixote, who is no longer Don Quixote but rather a king of the Hindustani cycles, intuitively knows as he stands before his enemy’s cadaver that to kill and to beget are divine or magical acts which manifestly transcend humanity. He knows that the dead man is an illusion, as is the bloody sword that weighs down his hand, as is he himself, and all his past life, and the vast gods, and the universe.


2874cd No.14907907

File: 1228bce799e00cb⋯.jpg (594.89 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, alice_113.jpg)

it's a big thread for me

Can someone give me quick runthrough?

>is there any SJW propaganda with gays/dykes/niggers/fatsos?

>is combat any good? is it reminiscent of any other games?

>is there additional DRM on top of steam?

>how long is it to play through?

>how long is it to 100%?


a71159 No.14908020

I am surprised no one started posting all the shitskins and interracial couples yet


4faaab No.14908053

File: e7b13bcd73cc5e2⋯.png (469.94 KB, 1280x537, 1280:537, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 169dd32c91e16a5⋯.png (140.11 KB, 400x398, 200:199, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14908020

>>14907907

>is there any SJW propaganda with gays/dykes/niggers/fatsos?

See:

>>14906732

>>14906473

There are plenty of non-whites in London which feels very out of place in 1918. There is one Indian woman demanding suffrage, which is cute considering suffragetes were very racist and started to campaign for equal vote just to get privileges over non-whites.

>is combat any good? is it reminiscent of any other games?

Picture Dark Souls combat, if you had (limited) regenerating health, less weapons to choose from, no gear and no class.

>is there additional DRM on top of steam?

Not really considering how easy it has been to crack it so fr.

>how long is it to play through?

I've seen a complete playthrough that is 8 hours long.

>how long is it to 100%?

I really don't know.

>>14907435

Actually I found out you can at least kill these characters and get the good ending so long as you haven't killed all the major characters, the district pillars, which would be Dr. Swansea, Dorothy Crane, Sean Hampton and Aloysius Dawson.


2874cd No.14908078

File: aef1e49dc8df8a6⋯.jpg (1.84 MB, 1920x1200, 8:5, alice_20.jpg)

>>14908053

So it's another leftist propaganda posing as video game?

What a shame, I like vampires and gothic shit.

Aint even pirating this.


622485 No.14908100

>>14908053

Actually it's London.

The place has always been infested with foreigners. It's a foreign city founded by foreigners and that foreigners always gather in.

It needs to burn.


4ede1e No.14908112

>>14906494

i-it's okay nazis had black people in their army!


0ce2fd No.14908127

>>14908053

I'm not actually surprised by non-white ethnic groups in London during that period in time.


0ce2fd No.14908135

File: 1084fbb9ba095b3⋯.jpg (83.65 KB, 800x951, 800:951, Thomas_Stewart_–_Chevalier….jpg)

File: 6c2f37c03330432⋯.jpg (170.13 KB, 752x646, 376:323, The_Assaut_or_Fencing_Matc….jpg)

>>14906836

Unity also had a tranny, but he actually existed.


2e7456 No.14908142

File: 8e575d88574ff98⋯.mp4 (3.12 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Doctor who.mp4)


bd4590 No.14908147

File: 96525d739fbf624⋯.jpg (50.64 KB, 600x450, 4:3, Le Chevalier D'Eon.jpg)

>>14908135

He also got a Chinese cartoon.


dac57c No.14908159

>>14906836

In reality she wasn't a tranny.

>>14907346

Ubishit made her into a tranny for good goy points but she wasn't. She was a girl who wanted to join the gangs but the only way to do that was to dress as a guy. She's more of a crossdresser (not in a kink way) than a tranny.


f6f052 No.14908172

>>14908078

Well it is from DontNOD, the people behind the ironically forgettable Remember Me and Life is Tumblr, so what did you really expect?


622485 No.14908491

>>14908142

Remember London was originally Londinium, founded by continental filth who imported all manner of foreign trash.

When Rome fell, much of those foreigners left and the rest were put to the torch along with Londinium itself. The native Britons only ever choosing to inhabit a small part of the old port.

Then when the Saxons came along and took over they rebuilt a lot of Londinium to make full use of the port.

Eventually Londinium became London and its surrounding settlements.


a71159 No.14908536

>>14908491

Got that on BBc laddie?

What the fuck are you even doing here of all places


abd254 No.14908547

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14908053

>you can kill these just not the major ones

There's a silver lining somewhere then.

But it's amazing such a next-to-nothing studio with a budget of chewed gum and duct tape still felt the need to proselytize and revise history as though they're in swell with the big reds of pedowood.

>8hrs

Are you serious? Sounds like a first run of Detroit. I'm sure most of that is built on mandatory fetch quests and weak-wristed plodding.


65c85e No.14908574

>>14908053

It's Witcher 3 combat not dark souls.


65c85e No.14909051

Oh boy fucking Romanian commies in the game too.


e27076 No.14909154

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

Poz at 0:41.


622485 No.14909176

>>14908536

The existence of Londinium is hardly some great secret.

Britons have never been big on cities.

We're the only nation in the world that contradicts Zipfs law on this front. All our cities outside of London are a lot smaller than they would be expected to be considering the size of London.

And most Bongs hate London. Cos it's shit and full of foreigners.


abd254 No.14910078

>>14909154

I know better and yet I still can't beleive the unmitigated gall of these freaks to pretend their magic school bus McDonald's kids commercial open-boarders multicultural daydream was ever remotely in effect. They keep making movies shows games with this as if to rewrite history. George Orwell you knew it (mostly) well


9fd398 No.14910150

File: 6d11dfce6cc4ae2⋯.jpg (218.54 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 427290_screenshots_2018060….jpg)

File: b1e4d89f18764ef⋯.jpg (264.68 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 427290_screenshots_2018060….jpg)

SJW shit.


364914 No.14910162

File: 312ddfe5d7ab055⋯.jpg (29.73 KB, 300x356, 75:89, 1268727471704.jpg)

>>14910150

I already regret pirating it.


87ff9b No.14910242

File: ca087a0f94bbb55⋯.jpeg (69.21 KB, 640x475, 128:95, bloodrayne.jpeg)

>>14909154

>>14910150

>smart well-dressed nigger with glasses defending feminists

>a whole century ago

>in the UK

<btw check your privilege goy

Fuck and I thought that game might be ok despite the combat looking shitty. That's too much propaganda for me, even if the combat wasn't shit I wouldn't be able to play that communist garbage. If commies weren't retards they'd make a universe were their fantasies are true instead of hamfisting it in every other dialog line.


76d42c No.14910276

File: 4fbfe3d6faa8b42⋯.jpg (361.72 KB, 1914x1086, 319:181, 2etDluq.jpg)

>>14910242

those are some tight leather pants, how does one fight in such high heels though?


2a2b55 No.14910291

File: d9553ea4f853286⋯.jpg (35.79 KB, 681x445, 681:445, 14608107_1180665285312703_….jpg)

It's one thing to be able to have a pacifist playthrough, the next step is to have it actually being fun.

I remember kiting raiders through Vault 15 in Fallout 2 and having a blast working it out, it was like a puzzle game almost in using the walls and exits to loop them around so you could get through. 30 hours and that pacifist playthrough remained fun throughout, because it actually opened up new gameplay elements and options that made it a unique run.

If a game just gives you the option for a pacifist playthrough but gives you no reward other than "well it's more difficult/tempting to break it" then it's 99% going to be boring shit.


42ce8c No.14910314

>>14910150

You can kill them


2a2b55 No.14910321

File: 58fe838750beed1⋯.webm (2.53 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 300_confirmed_kills.webm)

>>14892846

> Too bad, you didn't invent the zombie. You have to stick within the parameter of the thing you're using.

No. Make me. You're like the autists that cry about a company "raping lore" by making stupid things "canon", when in actuality it's all made up and you don't need some superior's stamp of approval in order to make it "legit". Believe what you want to believe.


4faaab No.14910324

File: 0b6bb4c82b7254e⋯.png (568.3 KB, 500x550, 10:11, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 01c54b85c49f76d⋯.gif (2.67 MB, 200x150, 4:3, Stone Cold Depression.gif)

>>14910242

Oh God these people are memes. I know a couple of cucks who will say that "its p-poking fun at SJWs" like those retards defending the stupid feminist robot in Solo. Good thing that people are awaking up to this shit and realize "Wait I minute this doesn't sound like a fantasy world, but only something that would happen in today's America".

>>14910162

Look at the bright side, at least you can kill them. I mean, do you really care about doing a pacifistic run in this game, anon?

>>14910242

Oh God I just remembered I loved BloodRayne way back in the day. Can you imagine what would happen if they brought her back in the current year? She'd be killing anyone that isn't far-left enough and she probably be dressed in a burka or something.

It hurts bros, I just wanted to play as a vampire in a game.


65c85e No.14910328

>>14910150

>30 minutes later

>she's crying about sexist pigs


d21293 No.14910334

>>14910150

>AY YO AY YO BLAK LIFES MATTA

<CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE SHITLORD

Oh wow. It's even worse then I imaged.


132a30 No.14910341

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here's something more interesting than beta vampires

This is the track I like most

(playlist at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXCPMcjoIqc&list=PL7YIEkhuOBBvFgIGQDnz4xZoM2DfYK20j)


09f324 No.14910351

You bunch of faggots haven't answered the goddamn question: Is it fun?


260b20 No.14910352

>>14910324

>It hurts bros, I just wanted to play as a vampire in a game.

One word: Play Skyrim.


dac57c No.14910355

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14909154

Worth-a-Buy did a better review.


d21293 No.14910367

>>14910351

>Is it fun?

>from the developers of Remember Me and Life is Tumblr

I can't imagine it is.


65c85e No.14910382

>>14910351

I mean if you want a bargain bin game it isn't the worst thing ever aside from shitty SJW shit.


76d42c No.14910385

>>14910355

this is the faggot who thinks fallout 3 and skyrim are the greatest rpg of all time.


09f324 No.14910407

>>14910382

How is the action and combat? Does playing as a vampire feel good or clunky?


65c85e No.14910435

>>14910407

It's not clunky, but it's super basic and doesn't have much variety other than fancy abilities and some enemies are gigganiggas instead of manlets.


260b20 No.14910472

File: daedd45cd6c63cb⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 697785.jpg)

>>14889158

>Its just a soy flavoured Lords Of Shadows 2.


e1f4b1 No.14910508

File: f40968b939b50c3⋯.jpg (11.28 KB, 172x159, 172:159, 1527974571783.jpg)

Is there a single video game that came out in 2018 that was actually worth a pirate? I can't think of a single one.


132a30 No.14910628

>>14910508

When the games are just movies, you can just watch some LPer while doing something else.


86df02 No.14910674

>>14896583

Can you give us some examples?


76d42c No.14910724

File: b91549416d02684⋯.png (228.74 KB, 667x782, 29:34, 1462451237710.png)

>>14896583

>>14910674

there's also shit about using mensuration blood as a weapon, which can be done even if you're not a female as long as you identify as one among other bullshit.


1a0f53 No.14910731

File: 81ab0c6de3e82a8⋯.jpg (429.89 KB, 1274x810, 637:405, 1476966859252.jpg)

>>14910674

The rules themselves are mostly fine (aside from some absolutely cringe-worthy suggested characters), but someone at White Wolf just couldn't stop themselves from virtue signaling in the sidenotes.

That being said, 5th edition might not have this issue. I haven't actually looked into it at all but I've seen a few of the easily offended online start tearing their hair out because of a supposedly "alt-right" project lead and the playtest story apparently hit just about every single one of their "this offends me" buttons.


86df02 No.14910759

>>14910724

>>14910731

I dont know what I expected, but this is about what I imagined. The only thing I read about the new rules that hit my rage button was the removal of the Malkavians.


76d42c No.14910776

>>14910759

for what purpose did they remove the head case clan?


7734f5 No.14910785

Swift question about his game. Does this contain brown or black skinned characters? When i play games i use mods to delete everyone who looks like black people or indians. I did this in every game yet since im software engineer is just reskin them to white and if they have heavy monkey like feature is usually replace them with placeholder white character. Im just asking if i need to mod this myself or just can safely play this.


76d42c No.14910790

>>14910785

it does have a nigger and some indian bitch as far as I know but there could be more trannies and nigaras since the game came out recently so I'm not really sure.

How do you plan on modifying the game without breaking it?


86df02 No.14910793

>>14910776

Dunno, guess they just didnt make the cut during the switch-over. It just annoys me cause I have a tattoo of their clan symbol.


1a0f53 No.14910799

>>14910776

If he's talking about the edition that's currently out, they weren't really removed, but they might as well have been. They were moved from a distinct clan of their own into a bloodline of the Ventrue. Effectively, a Malkovian (not Malkavian, but now Malkovian, even God knows not why) is now just a specialized form of Ventrue.

As to why? Search me. They were one of the most popular clans, and I have no fucking idea why they would downgrade them like this.


76d42c No.14910812

>>14910799

Did they literally recton the malkavian antideluvian?


7734f5 No.14910819

>>14910790

Dont know yet i dont have files. It's usually not hard. If this game has good audio i can simply find them by audio radar then find exact pixels and then find the file which are they contained.


1a0f53 No.14910828

>>14910812

The most recent edition is basically its own universe, for all intents and purposes. I don't think you'd call that a retcon, since that would imply they kept the majority of the universe the same and simply changed a few details. Almost everything was changed, and in this new universe there simply doesn't exist a Malkavian clan.


1a3d96 No.14910848

>>14910731

>all that page space wasted on explaining zhe and zher

>ends by accusing the reader of having something wrong with them

Can't imagine why people hated nu-WoD.


abd254 No.14911072

>>14907854

>>14907806

Stuff like this is the reason why I enjoy dumping on trash with anons. This right here. Nicely stated, man.

>>14909051

>Oh boy fucking Romanian commies in the game too.

WHAT

WHERE? YOU GOT PICS?


bfd7c5 No.14911109

>>14910799

Probably because typical Malkavian players are lol-so-random memsters.

Toreadors are next, i guess.


abd254 No.14911147

File: 0736a23bf1c4f12⋯.png (342.34 KB, 573x462, 191:154, haram.png)

>>14908127

Why aren't you? It makes absolutely no sense.


04e472 No.14912155

>game was marketed as pacifist friendly

>it's actually not

Why is this allowed?


590026 No.14912160

>>14912155

Because pacifist players deserve to be bullied dubs-kun.


4faaab No.14912179

File: e70e19463a3a07d⋯.png (170.01 KB, 720x394, 360:197, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14910352

Nice try, Howard. Besides I've played it to the point of exhaustion.

>>14911072

>WHERE? YOU GOT PICS?

Its real.


590026 No.14912193

>>14912179

>Romania was so progressive at the time

>Let's go help the backwards people in London with our progressive experience and knowledge


4faaab No.14912707

File: 37c71317af604f5⋯.jpg (68.77 KB, 696x956, 174:239, 973bd79479741ac0d40469c73f….jpg)

>>14912193

Personally I think they did this to spite Romanians because they were the only people to actually kill their communists leaders, unlike most members of the Soviet Union. Its every trendy among Western progressives to shit on Eastern Europeans.


fe29a8 No.14913415

>>14889158

So how is it?


a64a53 No.14913729

>>14913415

AA low budget ARPG. It's not 'excellent' per se and is rough around the edges but these games are generally pretty unique in their ideas. I've heard good things from my personal circle. If you aren't sure I'd say just pirate it and follow the pirate's code of 'if you like it, buy it.'


abd254 No.14913735

File: 48c62e5de7407f6⋯.mp4 (1.59 MB, 852x480, 71:40, Japan's Ultimate Weapon.mp4)

File: 0736a23bf1c4f12⋯.png (342.34 KB, 573x462, 191:154, haram.png)

>>14912179

There are no words I can think of right now to explain the abject loathing and detestation burning in my grimace.

I can't believe this game is more rotted than the David Cage game. DontNod did it again.


24e3c5 No.14913822

>>14912707

Codreanu did nothing wrong.


3c6206 No.14913824

File: ed844b7913daf35⋯.png (29.13 KB, 390x500, 39:50, 223202012822217724330079.png)

>>14913735

What's wrong about having a communist character? You know communists actually exist, right?


24e3c5 No.14913836

>>14913824

It's a sad fact that mentally ill people do exist, I agree.


622485 No.14913855

>>14913735

>>14913824

What year is this game set in? The commies weren't a factor in Britain until the very late 19th century and early 20th century


ae2259 No.14913857

>>14913415

one of the few games where the dialogue is so bad i actually can't continue.

Whenever we watch a movie or play a game we like to give it a certain suspension of disbelief, but my god is that impossible in this game. If its not the cringey dialogue its the retarded characters.

>>14913824

communists are evil incarnate and should be shot on sight.


000000 No.14913866

>>14913836

>>14913857

t. assblasted kike


ae2259 No.14913880

>>14913866

the kikes invented communism you dumb faggot.


a64a53 No.14913884

>>14913855

1918 IIRC.


3c6206 No.14913888

>>14913857

>communists are evil incarnate and should be shot on sight.

But that's not an argument against having them in a video game, plenty of video game characters are evil incarnate, like senator Armstrong.


65c85e No.14913896

>The red head vampire adopted a paki woman who screams in the streets about muh womens rights


24e3c5 No.14913899

>>14913866

But gommunism is pure kikery.


ae2259 No.14913901

>>14913888

You ever heard of sympathetic Nazi/communist? They deserve to be shot everytime they come on screen.


622485 No.14913904

>>14913884

1918?

Yeah there'd be gommies then.

The police were generally on top of them when they poked their heads out fortunately.


3c6206 No.14913913

File: 78a2d624dfe9dfa⋯.jpg (41.18 KB, 400x399, 400:399, 1617220298143052687213330.jpg)

>>14913880

>>14913899

If the jews are communist then why do they love money and the financial system?


622485 No.14913914

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14913888

>Senator armstrong

>Evil

>I HAVE A DREAM!


622485 No.14913918

>>14913913

It's about power and control over the goyim.

In the jews ideal world the goy will work and they alone shall benefit.


abd254 No.14913920

File: e9cd24d6e74a907⋯.png (472.4 KB, 926x460, 463:230, your love interest.png)

>>14913896

Will ManJaw get upset if I killer her pet?


ae2259 No.14913921

>>14913913

to trick people out of their shekels.


24e3c5 No.14913924

>>14913913

Playing from both sides obviously. All the money for kikes and goyim get non but have to work under jewish rule. Here https://archive.fo/I9w8R


65c85e No.14913926

>>14913920

Dunno I don't have high enough mesmerize to even check


000000 No.14913991

>>14913880

*germans


ae2259 No.14914021

no more (you)s for you and Marx was a German jew until he became stateless. How is it people who love communism know the least about it?


5b150c No.14914272

>>14908147

>>14908135

Le Chevalier d'Eon was NEVER a trans, not even gay.

He was a french spy that like to mascarade (as in "a bal masqué", a costume party) as a girl supposedly Louis XV saw him and was impressed, recruited him in the "secret du roi" (the first real spy agency) and gave him the mission infiltrate the Tsarina court as a girl and make the Russo-french alliance for the 7 years war. He succeeded, then went to fought in the war (as a men) which brought him honor and a lot of credit with the "secret du roi"… which got to his head as he always was an attention whore, he ended up literally tried to blackmailed France's King…

He was given the boot and exiled, disgraced and forgotten.

To take his revenge and come back to the limelight since he was by then a very well known as an agent and french officer he decided to claim he was declared a women at birth and his father forced him to pretend to be boy for inheritance reasons and is actually asking France to recognize it. Which was utterly scandalous because it meant that Louis XV of France had employed a women as officer and ambassador and doing dirty spying work…

In the meantime the France king dies, and Louis XVI agrees to the blackmail and buyback all the documents d'Eon stole from the french embassy in England, reestablish him to some of his previous honors (pensions).

d'Eon stops immediately dressing as a girl.

However he didn't read the fine prints in his agreement, France had officially accessed to his demand to be recognized him as a girl, he was FORCED to dress and act as a girl or his agreement is void.

Now, being an attention whore, he was always happy to dress as a girl to enjoy the confusion and the attention.

But being forced to always be a girl all he was fucking miserable which was the king vengeance.

So the idea that he's an actual tranny or a symbol for LBGT is laughable.

At best he was an attention whore and mentally unhinged (narcissistic disorder) and worst his "recognition" of his right to be a girl was a terrible vengeance…


4faaab No.14914276

>>14913822

He didn't kill enough.


65c85e No.14914416

well got 4 mesmerize so now I am gonna go on a killing spree


65c85e No.14915686

Anyone figured out the pressure plate puzzle?


26efcd No.14917743

File: 6bfd25a0ec25f56⋯.jpg (48.13 KB, 800x729, 800:729, brainlet2.jpg)

>>14889989

>7:20

>Well spoken black man in a suit in 1918 London




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