8e63ce No.14883921
Assassin’s Creed Odyssey may have been leaked by a keychain
http://archive.li/PMdde
3217b7 No.14883934
If dubs ubisoft dies next year.
3348a2 No.14883969
>>14883934
If 76 todd hangs himself.
6241ab No.14883978
>>14883934
>>14883965
off by one
388408 No.14883980
6241ab No.14883981
e6f4b9 No.14883988
>>14883934
Everyone knows that Ubisoft can't die.
46c964 No.14883990
On one hand, a game about Odyssey would be really fucking rad. But this is Ubisoft we're talking about. And Assassin's Creed. So no matter the concept, this game is gonna be absolute trash.
c9359d No.14883991
>>14883934
>one more year of Ubisoft
388408 No.14883997
>>14883934
I don't like how there whole bunch of failed diggits in this thread. Let me help you, if dubs Rainbow Six Siege servers shut down today.
388408 No.14884000
ah fuck it let todd die then.
500892 No.14884005
>>14883932
WE WUZ SPARTANS N SHIEET
46c964 No.14884008
>>14883999
Like I said, no matter what the concept of this game is, its gonna be trash. Because Ubisoft is making it, and its under the Assassin's Creed name. Imagine if someone made an actually good game out of Odyssey.
158730 No.14884032
>>14884000
I will definitely take Todd's death over ubisoft's.
0f9fca No.14884053
>>14884000
He honestly looks like he aged a decade since Fallout 4 came out. I guess those 12 million shipped copies didn't fly off the shelf fast enough for his Hollywood buttbuddies.
81ea43 No.14884072
>>14884005
>not only the spartans get blacked
b8d7e5 No.14884074
>>14883988
The truest and yet saddest dubs.
>>14884000
THE REDEEMING TRIPS
81ea43 No.14884078
>>14884053
At some point all the lies have to take their toll on his tiny soul.
6d2dfc No.14884079
fcf758 No.14884082
>>14884072
>black celts
What?
9dfcd6 No.14884085
>>14884000
But I wanted to hear more sweet, little lies.
8aaad0 No.14884088
>>14884072
Someone really needs to nuke London
500892 No.14884098
>>14884072
Everyone in BBC deserves to be gassed.
81ea43 No.14884115
>>14884082
Well yes.
Don't you know that there was ONE black person in a mural of Henry VIIIs court, which means that half the population back then was black as well
I'm not kiding, that is the justification for that shit
8e540e No.14884120
What if it was like black flag but you go round fighting sea monsters and shit? Anyway didnt Ubijew say they'd stop making annual releases?
158730 No.14884125
>>14884120
>didnt Ubijew say they'd stop making annual releases?
how long has it been since kangz?
52d21e No.14884129
>>14883934
>implying Ubisoft doesn't have several decades worth of shit games to pump out
81ea43 No.14884136
>>14884120
That was only after Syndicate since it dols way below expectations.
Now that AssCree WE WUZ sold good, I can see them trying to get one out every year or two again.
And sure as hell they're going to keep sialing in it. Black Flag was only made because everyone simply wanted to sail as in ASsC3 but without the rest, sinc ethat was the one good part of the whole game.
f92a05 No.14884137
>>14884072
This needs that image of a sweaty guy needing to choose one of two red buttons:
>Europeans were always niggers
>Europeans were evil colonists that are to blame for everything bad in this world
8e540e No.14884144
>>14884125
feels like less than a year
>>14884136
I guessed they wouldnt keep their word, ubisoft are trying to compete with EA as the biggest fucks in gaming. I might pirate it if it goes full greek mythology though
158730 No.14884154
>>14884144
I looked it up, made in 17.
0f9fca No.14884159
>>14884120
There has not been a single year since 2007 without an Ass game release. In fact, there are more of them than there are mainline Mario games, assuming you don't count NSMB.
158730 No.14884169
>>14884144
Also please gib sauce on french pirate tiddies
9872e9 No.14884170
>>14883978
>>14883934
>>14883965
You fuckers.
>>14883988
You've doomed us all.
8e540e No.14884177
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52ca6c No.14884205
>>14883932
>>14884072
>media about the trojan war
>it's either the pussy version starring Brad Pitt or this shit
9872e9 No.14884385
>>14883921
But that doesn't make sense. The whole point of AssCreed Origins is that the Brotherhood was founded in Egypt.
>>14884120
>What if it was actually really cool and original?
This is Ubisoft we're talking about here.
182e4a No.14884405
>>14884385
Wasnt the last game supposed to be the syart of the brotherhood, hence it being set in Egypt? Or did ubi fuck that up too?
9872e9 No.14884443
>>14884405
Yeah, that's why it's called Origins, so I don't know why they would now have an AssCreed set during theTrojan War.
7e9c11 No.14884472
>>14884405
>what passes for asscreed's story is full pants-on-head retarded
Imagine my surprise.
59257a No.14884474
I'm really surprised nobody has made a mario joke yet.
28bb00 No.14884521
>>14884085
It all catches up
His end is nigh
There's no escape
Now Todd will die
With one final breath
He shrieks and he cries
Stiff on the ground
A sweet little lie
81ea43 No.14884551
>>14884535
>implying it won't be a proud QUEEENZ
59a417 No.14884567
>>14883921
>>14883932
Achilles will be a woman.
>>14884551
It's made by Ubishit so you might be right. sorry I erased my previous post
4adc4d No.14884571
8b39bb No.14884578
WHO CARES, if ubisoft wanted to push an agenda with the nigger shit why not just make a new fucking prince of persia?
0f9fca No.14884579
>>14884578
Niggers wouldn't be content with being merely princes.
e037ff No.14884583
>>14884567
So she will have an argument over who gets to keep a captured sexslave and whether or not Agamemnon touched said slave? This will be awkward.
1380e6 No.14884586
>Odyssey
Can't wait for Assassin's Creed Forces, where you create your OC assassin to fight alongside Spartacus to free your fellow slaves from a Rome controlled in the backstage by the templar leader Infinitus
f08c48 No.14884595
>>14884578
>prince of persia getting the modern ubi treatment
no
59a417 No.14884596
>>14884578
>why not just make a new fucking prince of persia?
They did, it's called AssCreed Origins.
81daec No.14884604
>>14884474
>Anything with Odyssey in it is now Mario
How about no, a game based on Homer's Odyssey could be pretty damn great.
182e4a No.14884663
>>14884474
How new are you?
51245a No.14884676
>>14884604
How much you want to bet this will be a return of Black Flag's sailing in Greece/the grecian sea and everything that implies?
watch them black the entire population
59a417 No.14884677
>>14884474
>Nintendo invented the word Odyssey
The absolute state of nintendrones.
0f9fca No.14884679
>>14884604
Why would they make a game based on a random episode of the Simpsons?
77427c No.14884703
>>14884085
His death will be the biggest lie.
36ba66 No.14884706
>>14884085
you just read one, anon
59a417 No.14884710
>>14884120
>What if it was like black flag
Since one of their studios is making Skull and Bones, I wouldn't be surprised if they're re-using the assets for a naval sequence in that new AssCreed game too.
59257a No.14884723
>>14884677
Look at that strawman,that's insane.
f92a05 No.14884733
>>14884586
Can't wait for Assassin's Creed Tribes where you fight with your fellow cavemen against the Templar-led village on the other side of the river.
70433a No.14884740
>>14883932
And remember that these pieces of shit are the same ones that whine and bitch about "muh cultural appropriation"
WE
e467f6 No.14884752
>be ubisoft
>make the same game every year
>80% of staff are artists and sjw writers
every fucking time
0f9fca No.14884759
>>14884752
>80%
I have a feeling that's lowballing it.
512892 No.14884774
Is it like Mario Odyssey?
7d45f8 No.14884801
>>14883932
>Troy: Fall of a City
>nigger
Several layers of irony judaism.
51d8f1 No.14884817
>>14884476
>Dialogue options
59257a No.14884819
>>14884789
Would you make me a sandwich?
8b39bb No.14884843
312acc No.14885018
>>14884000
if doubles Todd lives forever and rereleases Skyrim for for 3 more platforms in 5 different versions, bethesda machine included
343a25 No.14885039
>>14884000
THE TODD CANNOT DIE
df48b0 No.14885051
>>14885039
>>14885018
If dubs Todd dies on stage
0f2f48 No.14885128
Now they're going to rape Greek history. Oh joy.
e9f7da No.14885130
Can't wait to see how "inclusive" their revision of history will be.
0f9fca No.14885132
>>14885128
>>14885130
Um, the Odyssey wasn't real sweetie ;))
9c2aff No.14885171
>>14883932
Legit could see archilles being a nigger, what with the heel and all
094546 No.14885178
>>14884476
>Dialogue options
I'm sure there will be romance of whatever kind, and it'll go the Mass Effect route.
040d79 No.14885187
>>14885128
Not only are brits blackening their own history and legends, now they are pozzing greek heritage aswell.
When will this shit island finally be destroyed?
e037ff No.14885193
>>14885128
Wait, until now they would only make like 1 or 2 of them darkies in a historical film, now the entire cast is black?
feca7f No.14885200
Why isn't AC dead yet? I mean I used to like the AC series and even I can't stand this shit anymore
750519 No.14885916
e3dd67 No.14885979
>>14883921
>Assassins Creed: Origins
>Assassins Creed: Odyssey
>Assassins Creed: Brotherhood
>Assassins Creed: Liberation
>Assassins Creed: Revolution
>Assassins Creed: X
>Assassins Creed: Revelations
35fe3c No.14885994
>>14885979
Brotherhood and revelations have already been used, or was that the joke?
e7b8b3 No.14886007
Can't wait to kill more white male oppressors.
a6cfbb No.14886015
>>14885171
I've watched the show out of morbid curiousity. Achilles is a nigger faggot. I'm dead fucking serious. Every episode with him in it he's fucking another black guy up the ass except for that one episode where there's a threesome with the a white chick.
e3dd67 No.14886016
>>14885994
That was the joke. Actually, it wasn't, because I didn't know they had already used Revelations. I was just throwing out common ones.
Didn't they also use Origins?
a6cfbb No.14886027
>>14886016
Origins is the "we wuz" shit that everyone keeps repeating.
6b7ed9 No.14886284
>>14883921
Who fucking cares? The whole thing has been shit since Ezio's story ended and went to complete hell after Black Flag when the control scheme became 'press A to do everything'.
6b7ed9 No.14886313
>>14883932
>Ignore history to condescendingly pander to niggers
>claim you're totally not racist
It's great when they do utterly retarded shit like this because it wholly undermines their entire ethos without them realising it.
6b7ed9 No.14886330
>>14883999
Spoiler that shit, you're making me sick here.
05a2ea No.14886347
If singles Todd and Peter Molyneux will hate fuck each other on stage ending in a mutual stabbing each other to death.
6b7ed9 No.14886348
>>14884072
No-one watches TV anymore that's why it's all utter shit tier now, this kind of garbage only passes into the minds of the retarded.
406218 No.14886354
>>14883980
>69
>failed
>>14884072
>when your "culture" is such a failure you have to self-insert into a real one
Anyway this thread needs more tiddies to balance out all the disgusting stuff.
6b7ed9 No.14886361
Odyssey protag will be genderfluid furfag born again transgenderqueer.
>>14885130
>historical sexism
Reality
>inclusive gameplay
Delusion
b4e279 No.14886375
The worst part about Ass Creed is that the protagonist always has to wear a hood.
b7fe5b No.14886381
>>14883934
>>14883965 >>14883969 >>14883978 >>14883991 >>14883997 >>14884129 >>14884170
>not a single dubs
Don't summon Kek for futile subjects. Ubisoft is eternal and by our side.
0f9fca No.14886385
>>14886375
Is that why niggers like it?
b4e279 No.14886393
>>14886385
Hey don't be like that, I like hoods when appropriate. It's just that it gets so fucking stupid. Hooded pirate was the worst.
fe0f04 No.14886399
>>14886375
no they don't.
aveline wore a hat most of the time; you actually had to buy the hood for her. the welshman had a variety of outfits.
there are exceptions.
59a417 No.14886446
>>14886319
Funny how they didn't really show the two black actors kissing but made sure to do a close shot on the girl kissing the two guys.
59a417 No.14886480
no audio because it was taken from a tweet on their official account
2ef4af No.14886483
More apes and failed leftists for us to laugh at.
158730 No.14886489
>>14886480
>le spartan kick
334fbd No.14886493
>>14886480
You know a game is gonna be bad when they start off announcing it with an ancient meme
945bed No.14886528
>>14886375
Shay Patrick Cormac doesn't.
28cbc9 No.14887676
>>14886480
Should add that Super Mario Odyssey music to it.
df30de No.14887692
>>14887676
BING BANG LITTLE ROMAN BOYS WAHOO.
e1c6a3 No.14887698
>>14886480
That's fucking it? now it's a sequel to a prequel considering AssCreed Origins was about the Roman Republic dying and Egypt.
e50697 No.14887713
>>14886480
>BING BING WAHOO THIS IS SPARTA!
Ass's Creed was a mistake.
bb4c85 No.14887727
>>14884177
I was hoping to see the girl get jizzed in.
I don't like porn where the girl doesn't get jizzed in.
sad
e0e091 No.14887732
I thought they were going to focus on the ancient futuristic society
930b24 No.14887782
>>14887713
>snuck in Nigel Farage
Heh.
9b882e No.14887809
>>14886480
>White Spartan kicking nigger off the cliff.
So is Ubisoft trying to get more right wing players now, after all of the communist marxist propaganda, virtue signaling, and pandering to the left and the rest of the SJWs? Are they that fucking desperate now?
Yeah, I ain't going to fall for that Ubisoft. How about firing your incompetent left wing staff first then publicly admitting you were wrong for being faggots? Then maybe we can start somewhere. Especially if you put in pic related in your games.
eed243 No.14887836
>>14887727
>not making your own jizz
599820 No.14889351
>>14887809
>So is Ubisoft trying to get more right wing players now
Why the fuck would they be trying to get those when WE WUZ ASSASSAINS sold so well.
599820 No.14889365
>>14889351
>sold so well.
*that they're going back to the yearly madden strategy again. For them to pander to right wing i would think would come more from desperation than anything, unless Far Goy 5 was a bigger hit or something.
35fe3c No.14889393
>>14889365
FC5 sold gangbusters
9872e9 No.14889425
>>14885200
>even ACIII is looked back at fondly
Wow.
945bed No.14889955
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>>14884474
They already did. Ages ago.
945bed No.14889962
>>14889393
>>14889365
>>14887809
>>14889351
Don't you know? FC5 was apolitical and therefore right-winged, ethnostate-loving, white nationalist propaganda.
face0c No.14890035
>>14886319
>>14885130
>>14885128
>>14884072
>>14883932
why do I live in a such shitty timeline?
what happens if I live through it?
b6c874 No.14890040
I don't really understand why the west is so obsessed with making pozzed game.
Why not based on real history in the African continent?
There were some literal Kangz existed there. Not to mention warlords and their own politics. Does Africa lack history that can be based as a work of fiction?
Are they not proud of their ancestry?
8ac169 No.14890103
>>14890035
>even having to ask
599820 No.14890136
>>14890040
>Why not based on real history in the African continent?
I'd personally wouldn't mind a Shaka Zulu ass creed, but we're talking about the group that tried to make Karl Marx look peaceful.
>There were some literal Kangz existed there. Not to mention warlords and their own politics. Does Africa lack history that can be based as a work of fiction?
>Are they not proud of their ancestry?
Have you seen the staff of mostly white/women? Clearly they're not. American/Canuck Kangs wouldn't know who shit about their ancestry anyways, they've been thoroughly scrubbed of that by the slave owners and Jews(though it's a tad redundant to say both), it's one of the reasons why you can get them to buy the WE WUZ KANGS bullshit so easy. Can't imagine they had much of a great one anyways, since these are descendants of the niggers that were sold out by their own kind.
912cb3 No.14890176
>>14886480
Ragdolls like in a fuckin Bethesda game.
09dd0d No.14890259
>>14887698
>AsshOligins was set DURING THE FUCKING ROMAN REPUBLIC?! Holy fucking shit, we have to kill them all even harder now.
585b01 No.14899169
18a961 No.14899216
>>14890040
>Why not based on real history in the African continent?
to be historically accurate there would be some uncomfortable truths involved
657638 No.14899226
>>14883921
>inb4 WE WUZ SPARTANS AND SHIEEEET