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795690 No.14824709

Let's say one day anon is hanging out at his successful video game studio, Anon Video Game Development, Inc., when you get a call from none other than the one and only Mark on behalf of his people (tribe, as he called them, who knows why) to commemorate the single most important event in world history for him and his people, called the Holocaust, in video game form.

Your ass gets a blank check (his people have deep pockets apperantly, weird) and free reign over the project. Only stipulations are that it has to be A) holocaust related, and B) be a multiplatform game (they were really worried about giving it maximum exposure during the phone call, again, weird). It can be any genre you want, they didn't specify (you didn't get the impression from the phone call either the caller nor his benefactors knew very much about video games per se, so you figured you wouldn't press the issue).

What would you do?

7354cd No.14824713

>>14824709

>Forced stealth sections.


e783b7 No.14824716

make a good game about the holocaust, what else?

I'd put a disclaimer at the start forcing everyone to accept the game as a


a1cfd6 No.14824718

File: 0a3fa829769982e⋯.jpg (7.34 KB, 213x236, 213:236, 0a3fa829769982e31696acea1b….jpg)

>>14824716

>as a

As a what?


0965bf No.14824720

>>14824718

Fact, presumably.


927330 No.14824722

File: 38baeac806e8dc5⋯.jpg (41.26 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sadness.jpg)

>>14824718

It's too late anon,they discovered where he lives,and promptly took him offline


a2d84a No.14824724

>>14824720

So no gameplay?


0965bf No.14824726

File: 9816d18ae1a8a94⋯.jpg (56.92 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1435687589316-1.jpg)

>>14824724

took me a second


98015b No.14824727

>>14824722

we're all fucked, aren't we?


927330 No.14824733

File: 3b34233db336402⋯.jpg (8.8 KB, 501x585, 167:195, hiddensalesman.jpg)

>>14824727

I wouldn't worry about it.


a92691 No.14824750

An ultimate blitzkrieg musou made by Koei Tecmo during WW2 fighting off six million bankers.


0965bf No.14824751

File: 8bb3062146e852c⋯.png (270.59 KB, 508x409, 508:409, glasses.png)


8a377a No.14824758

I would say actual Holocauster Tycoon (ie a death camp sim) but that would suck without a mouse.


98015b No.14824960

Bump for ideas


83d62e No.14825065

>>14824709

Death Camp Management. Goal of the game is to kill six million jews as quickly as possible. You'd start out with a single gas chamber converted from a shower (they did such a bad job that it's not even airtight and sometimes water comes out of the showerheads instead of gas), and gradually research more and more gratuitous kill methods (trained rape dogs, deadly fapping machines, the Dig Dug Special, etc.). You have to balance efficiency with profit, since you get paid based on how spectacular and absurd the deaths are, and you also need to constantly upgrade your crematoriums and infrastructure to keep up with the ever-increasing stream of bodies.

Based on how well the holocaust porn industry does in Israel, I think this game would be a bestseller there.


98015b No.14825289


a4de3f No.14825297

>>14825065

Sounds like a fun tycoon game to make in Roblox


e043d6 No.14825302

File: 2da0f7dd5d28750⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 366.04 KB, 720x540, 4:3, JewCawck.jpg)

>>14824727

KIKED.COM


8bcab0 No.14825317

File: fd968fcf54b632e⋯.png (206.67 KB, 1080x1476, 30:41, smash players.png)

Make a fighting game. Nothing more exciting than evo having a jew get beat up live on stage.


7c85ca No.14825405

>>14825371

not all of us are faggots, ya' big dumb faggot


27c6ed No.14825415

>>14825371

I've only played PSO2 with /v/ and it indeed was filled with faggots, furries and rpers.

It was horrible.


8bcab0 No.14825426

>>14825415

That's the reason why people don't play with /v/. It sounds fun, but all it takes is an attention whoring faggot to ruin it.


0757ad No.14826031

>>14824709

The game is called Holocaust but is in VR with planes and shit


1f08a2 No.14826088

How about a sandbox game set in Israel where you kill as many jews as you can.


8085ec No.14826188

I want to create a gamemaker game where you play as a Jewish ubermensch and your enemies are incel Nazi larpers tbh.


9a6f6d No.14826192

>>14825415

so you mean like /fagcorpse/?


98015b No.14826809


ac8b88 No.14826821

File: 4cd613bef244e80⋯.mp4 (7.84 MB, 800x600, 4:3, [cyclical_screaming]speebo….mp4)

SpeeBot is fun. Play it


98015b No.14829593


960a83 No.14829610

File: 97a06a87c155ef0⋯.jpg (337.49 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

Something like pic related expect you're not putting ore in the ovens.


5bc091 No.14829635

>>14829610

but what do you get from putting ((())) in the ovens? which would be the reward? also what would be the antagonist?


6ea598 No.14829680

>>14829635

>which would be the reward?

Less ((())).


034a88 No.14829709

>>14829635

>but what do you get from putting ((())) in the ovens?

it would be like weakening and removing a corrupted blight from the land. the more removed makes your lands better, but those outside of your territory send more barbarous hordes in an attempt to tear down your gates and drag you back to the depths of hell


98015b No.14830313

>>14829635

>>14829635

Another good direction to go in is a game wherein you manage a work camp and have to avoid deaths if at all possible. Like if your (((prisoners))) start dying off en masse high command reprimands you for incompetancy and fires you.

like in the real world


98015b No.14833218


a33cff No.14833227

>>14829635

>but what do you get from putting ((())) in the ovens?

You get your country back.


591762 No.14833274

File: 719ebf3096ced05⋯.jpg (267.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, GSV_Sleeper_Service.jpg)

I'd make something like Star Citizen set in the Culture universe, but not overblown with pointless features and in perpetual development hell.


3647eb No.14833304

File: 621cc670dc666f4⋯.jpg (116.38 KB, 763x960, 763:960, 621cc670dc666f49e0ca9b6aec….jpg)

I make an autistic milsim where battles are absurdly massive and complicated. You play as a Waffen SS officer who can control some squads around the battlefield. You need to use legit tactics and focus on important objectives to win against the soviet plague.

At the end of the game you get a cutscene with you being old and talking with the surviving members of your squad, talking about how retarded young people must be for believing in the holocaust. The cutscene ends with you and the squad getting up and walking into a big office room filled with politicians of a National Socialist party. Everyone cheers and you smile at the camera and the screen goes black.

The game is made with PC in mind. The console ports are 20fps 720p garbage that look 50 times worse than the PC version does on low settings because consoles are trash and PC is superior.

There you go. A holocaust-related multi-platform /v/ production brought to you by Anonymous.


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7b2f31 No.14837195

A comfy slice-of-life game where you socialize with other jews at the swimming pools/movie theaters/brothels, etc.


3647eb No.14837196

File: 4679b9b50c1c194⋯.webm (1.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Is he fucking retarded.webm)

>>14837184

>Doesn't contribute

>Bumps anyway


0b9465 No.14837265

>>14824709

I'd create a game that starts off with a simulation of the internal politics of thr Weimar Republic and all the ridiculous corruption and terrible economic occurances within. You play a politician and can either join an existing party or create your own as you attempt to control Parliament (typically by using underhanded methods). Once you're in Parliament you can propose legislation as well as vote on it, but if you aren't at the head of your party you better be careful and not anger your party's leadership and various internal factions. At the core of the game would be an actual proper world and national economy simulation that deals with the foreign exchange market, loanable funds, money markey, AD/AS and the whole shabang (based mainly on Classical Economic theory, because Keynesian economic theory tends not to hold water). The real goal of the game is to revitalize the German economy somehow before your nation becomes slaves to English and French banks through loans. You can adopt any policy you want (as long as you can pass it through Parliament), but they all have their drawbacks (quantifiable drawbacks, not bullshit drawbacks like that make no economic sense and are vague modifiers). Of course, war is also a thing in the game, but all the red tape around it makes it very difficult to get in order and control completely. Choosing capable military leaders and adopting policies that make the military more efficient as well as budgeting are crucial to succeeding in any war. Unless you become some sort of executive with direct control over the army, you can't really control how it moves directly.

Oh yeah, and in order to incorporate the Holocaust into the game there is a class of Jewish merchants and "thinkers" that are a tight-knit minority and constantly act only to maximize profits, typically meaning they cause wealth to flow out of the nation. If you cause them trouble they'll attempt to get foreign aid with their connections to larger global banks (also controlled mainly by Jews). You have the option to move to purge them completely of course.


b84102 No.14837442

File: 8e77e03bdd7e68c⋯.jpg (1.28 MB, 2800x2100, 4:3, metal_gear_solid_ground_ze….jpg)

>>14824713

What if the entire game is a stealth game? Like, you play as a Jew living in the ghetto, and you have to stealthfully explore it. You have to collect food, water, and basic shit to make to survive, and it also has base-building, where you hide in hidden rooms, attics, cellars. If you get caught, you're sent to Auschwitz, and then it's like Ground Zeroes from there. You also can do CQC, but it'd obviously be called Jew-Jitsu in this case.


b84102 No.14837459

File: dd4861b2521f834⋯.gif (69.99 KB, 428x302, 214:151, Rube_Goldberg's_'Self-Oper….gif)

>>14837442

Also, you'd collect materials so you could build traps. Not scripted traps either, Rube Goldberg machines that are physics based. It's Ground Zeroes mixed with Home Alone.


a146e1 No.14837481

File: 0c8d9e2dd5ca4d6⋯.jpg (102.44 KB, 256x360, 32:45, 6millionhalfelvesdiedinthe….jpg)

>>14824709

There's already a game about the holocaust, OP.




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