>me am big boy
>me get bigboy console for me big boy birthday
>big meaty banana-picking hands cus I'm a big boy
>me really want to play forza hotwheels an drive the brum-brums but controller not bigboy enough for bigboy hands
>smallboy controller alway break in me bigboy hands
>tfw no bigboy controller for bigboys
>me get sad because me no play brumbrums
>be this morning
>see this
>tfw bigboy controller for bigboys™
http://archive.li/t6SHa