>>14778518
Let me tear apart your rant piece by piece.
>Aliens rushing like guided missiles towards me from around the corner and sticking like glue to me
..That's how xenomorphs move, they're fast and agile. Have you not seen the movie Aliens?
>Facehuggers insta-killing me
Again have you not seen the movies? Once a facehugger sticks his little willy in your mouth you're done for.
>spawning right above my head
No they don't spawn "right above your head". You should be able to hear a facehugger with its distinct noises, or pay attention with your flashlight/nightvision. Your fault for being reckless.
>Allies who give me a Game Over screen if I accidentally fire 1 bullet into them
Learn how to aim noob.
>A marine who dies from falling 5 feet and can't even jump 3 feet in the air
The way it's supposed to be. The Colonial Marine is a slow glass cannon in all AvP games.
>The Predator and Marine moving 3 feet a second
>while the drone moves 10f/s, the runner 20f/s.
..Are you really shocked that the xenomorph is faster than the marine or predator? Woah what a huge revelation! It's almost like you've never seen the movies!
>the overblown praise for the "amazing interconnected story"
Compared to AVP1999, AVP 2 does have an actual story and scripted sequences. I've never seen anyone claim it's a masterpiece, but it's a plot nonetheless.
toolongdidn'tread: watch the fuckin movies you retard