30dcaf No.14732221
what do you guys think of this game? i bought it once when it was 15 dollars, and i remember being kind of mixed about it, but overall deciding to refund it in favor of something else. but now its on sale for 5, and im thinking about getting it again.
honestly im mainly wondering if there is some kind of sufficient ending, like will i find out whats going on in the game by the end of it?
454817 No.14732232
I think you should buy games for full price my boi
ef960c No.14732233
Garbage fetishbait flavor of the month that was forgotten in the week that it released with boring gameplay, relying solely on fanservice wankery
b05f3e No.14732237
>>14732233
>forgotten
You mean banned and delwted because Mark is a fat fuckimg jew that has successfully killed this cuckhan filled low quality board
30dcaf No.14732250
>>14732237
what are you talkin about my dude
1e0498 No.14732253
>>14732237
threads about the game weren't deleted, that shit was everywhere.
c63118 No.14732260
>5/10 puzzle game
>8/10 porn game
Lots of good mods but nowhere near as good as sex-modded skyrim.
ecf46b No.14732264
>12 minutes since the thread was created
>Still no porn
Really /v/?
ef960c No.14732269
>>14732237
What? I remember it being posted here all the time until all the excitement dried up and everyone found out the game is shallow with only fanservice to keep you interested. I don't have a problem with fanservice if its a porn game or the game's good, but this game has neither so it's not worth your time.
29d024 No.14732274
>>14732269
>I remember it being shilled here all the time
Fixed
1e0498 No.14732291
>>14732286
>why was my shilling ineffective and why does everyone hate me now?
If you have to ask, you'll never find out.
b05f3e No.14732320
>>14732291
>Shilling
>One thread pushing for discussion of the game and referencing lewds much like something like Senran
DICC
bcbf68 No.14732354
>what do you guys think of this game?
niggers
b05f3e No.14732369
>>14732354
Wow, that's fucking racist you piece of shit!!!
6da0f1 No.14732393
>>14732221
you will find out whats going on in the game by the end of it. you could also just watch the ending somewhere and save yourself $5. it's not like you learn about the plot through the subpar gameplay
4a990d No.14732409
Absolute shit pants on head retarded """game""", but it had a vague impression of ideas that could have made it not shit.
If instead of placing a sentient ass with a robot torso in a portal knockoff with a gun and a fucking backpack of diskettes, had had consistent futuristic cyborg design like warframe or revengeance, puzzles and exploration like metroid, and combat/plataforming/mechanics like NieR automata, ninja gaiden, or again, revengeance it could have been solid without even compromising the sentient ass part, which evidently is the only priority the morons making this dumpster fire had, which sadly, is enough to make fuckwads throw money away.
2863ca No.14732429
the game becomes alright if you install this mod.
30dcaf No.14732440
op here
thank you for helping me save my time and/or money
20fa7b No.14732446
I thought the game's challenge was good. Not much of an ending though. Might as well just find a video if you don't care for the gameplay.
9ebbd8 No.14732460
>>14732429
why is it so funny?
e5ab75 No.14732461
>>14732440
>OP here
Go back to cuckchan and talk about your shit game there.
e4b6d7 No.14732478
>>14732221
>will i find out whats going on in the game by the end of it?
The endings are disappointing, when it comes to that.
As for the game itself, it's really barebones. While it does have an interesting level design mechanically, unforgiving combat, puzzles that go beyond "I remember that card" (for a puzzle game, thankfully), and of course, some T&A (though I think she's a little fat on the belly), it's all ruined with a bland art direction, prepostourous enemy placement that is either useless or guaranteed to hit, and the fact that there is only one level and no extra bonus to finish the game, not to mention that the "modders" are more prone to make characters mods than levels for the game, meaning there is no real replay value beyond two difficulties and achievements.
I advise pirating it instead. It's basically Todd Howard's "it just works" phrase, synthesized into a game : it has what it says on the tin, but it doesn't go beyond that.
e4b6d7 No.14732493
I forgot the obligatory porn, sorry.
f79877 No.14732495
>>14732221
It was pretty fun to me, atmosphere was really eerie in some places. I didn't finish it because I didn't even know where I could go, much less where to go now, so I decided if I have to use guide to use passage that I didn't notice or didn't know it's usable, I might just as well watch the walkthrough instead.
1e0498 No.14732502
>>14732493
do us all a favor and continue to forget it.
15c63a No.14732544
>>14732429
>Those RE2 metal foot step sounds.
94d4bf No.14732571
I want to smell Haydee's farts
83ca20 No.14732590
Haydee is one of my wife-fus
However, refunded the game because the play control was too stiff. Then again, so was I.
c76e9f No.14732625
I find her thicc body sexy but as a game it doesnt look very interesting.
72ee4b No.14732631
So is she just a robot with a huge ass? Why would someone make a robot with a huge ass? Is the ending literally about how all the game is, is a testing ground for sex bots?
a48a98 No.14732644
>>14732233
I can confirm that, got it after the hype died and the dust settled, the camera is too close, the controls are clunky, platforming is poor and even modding it is a hassle.
58ff18 No.14732737
>>14732269
I posted about it a few times, had a bunch of retards call me a shill stop I stopped bothering to talk about it
That's why everyone on the board stopped conversations about the game, soon as Mark declared "Stop shilling Haydee" the low IQ fucktards took that to mean "All posts about Haydee are shills"
c91476 No.14732751
I just want a game with a MC that has huge tits and a fat ass that doesn't suck and isn't a soft-porn game.
Like give us OG Tomb Raider again. Girl has a vast rack but no special attention is ever paid to it.
That's my fetish.
e0e864 No.14733482
32f1f0 No.14733503
4dc7ff No.14733719
6d614d No.14733853
She, like 2b, has none of the fat on the actual ass. Mods fix it well though.
df750a No.14734141
I don't mind the idea of a Prince of Persia style platformer in 3D, but the game is so boring. The setting was bland as hell.
>>14732320
You're clearly not from around here if you missed the shillfest on its release. Go back or lurk for two years before posting
05403b No.14734982
>>14733853
this is not true, stop trying to push "none of it is in the ass" as a meme
06de1f No.14734991
>>14732253
You're completely wrong, actually.
They would get deleted/bumplocked pretty quickly because they would always either lead to a porn dump or autism fit.
a48a98 No.14734995
>>14732751
Give it some time, I will try my best, BTW, side scroller or 3D platformer?
06de1f No.14734998
>>14732260
>8/10 porn game
You sure about that? A lot of the porn for the game I find is futa, vore, obesity or some other form of DA autism.
2f4779 No.14735000
>>14732286
>Anon calling historical revisionism is revisioning history himself
Haydee threads were posted all the time when it was popular, but beyond the ass fetishism there was nothing notable about the game, and threads were only ever posted by one anon
83bad9 No.14735019
0ce2e9 No.14735022
>>14732221
HAYDEE'S A NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
3457ad No.14735025
>>14732221
Other than, "daymn, thicc honie" I really don;t understand the point of the game. I played and it was fairly challenging, but after a short time it motivation starts to fail. I would have been happier if this were something more than a fap game
3457ad No.14735030
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>>14735025
Oh shit it didnt spoiler
da8c5b No.14735049
>>14735025
>Other than, "daymn, thicc honie" I really don;t understand the point of the game
There is none, which is why it got shit on outside of the /b/ faggots that just wanted to dump porn.
18bf04 No.14735124
The game isn't bad, it's just not that good either. Which means nobody will remember it for any merit. I will say it's good foundation to make a great porn game out of though.
06471b No.14735165
she doesn't even looks like exactly like in the OP image, she has nigger limbs and that is fucking bullshit i want my full on /clang/ are there any mods that fix it?
18bf04 No.14735176
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>>14735025
You couldn't find a giant ass that didn't look like a lumpy bag of mashed potatoes?
06471b No.14735182
>>14735176
holy shit did dobson inflate that with a bike pump?
83d6fe No.14735191
>>14735176
Damn fine ass
>>14735180
>>14735182
I'm starting to get a little worried about your tastes.
18bf04 No.14735196
>>14735182
She probably did a lot of squats. Or she's a BR. Either way at least it's a smooth, plump ass. I wish I had more of her, gym wear and form fitting clothing is a weakness of mine
29d024 No.14735201
>>14735191
Child bearing hips are attractive, fat lard asses aren't.
83d6fe No.14735220
>>14735201
But why not both?
06471b No.14735224
>>14735220
that's the thing anon, she doesn't have that ass to hip ratio that is good
1e59d0 No.14735250
>>14735165
there are in game costumes you can use for her that change her skin color. I can't remember if those are mods or if they come with the base game (I pirated it). There's even a costume that makes her skin match her metal/plastic bits so she doesn't look like she has flesh at all.
b47bfa No.14735260
>>14732233
It's biggest crime is that it's fucking boring.
eb5771 No.14735264
>>14732590
>wife-fus get the fuck out pajeet nigger you are still not welcome here.
83d6fe No.14735271
>>14735224
I understand your frustration. A big balloon ass with no hips looks disproportionate, but wide hips with no ass is particularly disappointing. Still, I would hit that with the force of a thousand suns.
da8c5b No.14735274
>>14735176
>>14735196
Absolutely disgusting.
18bf04 No.14735282
>>14735274
Gays can leave any time.
276805 No.14735291
>>14735176
Where the thighs, though?
872be3 No.14735295
>>14735282
>goons keep trying to dissaude loli-posting first by calling it "real pedophilia"
>now trying to call it "gay"
>>>>>/somethingawful/
720f97 No.14735297
>>14732440
>OP here
Gas this thread
3130a9 No.14735302
>Combat is barebones
>Level design is boring at best
>Controls feel a bit clunky
But what's worse than all of this, more than the thiccfags shilling the game when it was close to release, was the fact that it wasn't even a proper robot by any means. It was a nigress in a bikini with a helmet. Even Aegis has more robotic than that, which was just lazy looking. Oh sure there was an option to make her legs black, grey, or white but a reskin a robot does not make.
29d024 No.14735305
>>14735295
Just call them out every time they try this shit. Some anons are unaware of their tactics.
edc728 No.14735308
>>14735302
Honestly I thought the whole thing looked creepy. No fucking clue why some people thought that abomination looked hot.
18bf04 No.14735312
>>14735291
Where her thighs go.
>>14735295
Are you retarded or something? If you find healthy asses disgusting you're a homo faggot.
3457ad No.14735314
>>14735297
I don't like Arby's food, especially when it's been whipped on a curb
872be3 No.14735321
>>14735312
>>>>>/cuckchan/
720f97 No.14735326
>>14735314
You don't like roast beef? What about some tender fresh meat
18bf04 No.14735345
>>14735321
>No argument
So you're just throwing identity politics instead of admitting you were wrong? k then.
3130a9 No.14735356
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>>14735308
Because ass. I mean I get it: something that appeals to your dick can make even shit games tolerable, but there was no love behind that ass. That ass was a lie as well as the sad attempt at clang that is Haydee.
Couldn't even be bothered to slap some lines in places like low-effort machine girls.
3130a9 No.14735378
>>14735373
Hey if you're going to keep posting loli, add more spats into the mix.
18bf04 No.14735380
>>14735373
>doubling down this hard
I guess you must be mad or something. Keep posting.
720f97 No.14735386
Thread is shit, post cute bots
edc728 No.14735391
>>14735345
>making fun of 4chan is now identity politics
>>14735373
I wish Asanagi's stuff wasn't so depressing all the time.
3130a9 No.14735402
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>>14735386
All of my cute stuff is also somewhat lewd since I can't be bothered to organize folders.
Speaking of robot waifu games, though, why can't I just get a nice medabots game on something like the Vita or Switch? I want to put together my own waifubot and have her fight other waifus for parts to make my waifu even deadlier/cuter.
720f97 No.14735413
>>14735345
>identity politics
If you expect long essays like the ones you get on reddit you are gonna be disappointed, please remove yourself
5e69ec No.14735419
>>14735386
this are model kits and not actual toys, right?
18bf04 No.14735436
>>14735391
No assuming people who post ass are from cuckchan is identity politics. Seriously nig who gets riled up over one of gods greatest creations?
>>14735413
>this thing isn't what you say it is because reddit knows about it
You guys ok? I mean I usually don't get this many angry replies from posting ass, especially on Haydee threads. We being raided by DnC shills or something?
edc728 No.14735458
>>14735436
People have different tastes I guess. Seriously though, can you see how throwing around the term identity politics in a shitflinging contest regarding lolis and ass is kinda autistic? The other guy is just really defensive about lolis. Just leave him be.
a4260e No.14735470
>>14732286
At least we know, Anon. At least we know.
18bf04 No.14735477
>>14735458
>in a shitflinging contest regarding lolis and ass is kinda autistic?
thing is, I never brought up loli's. I just posted a better ass than what that other retard was posting. Fucker just jumped the gun and assumed I was from elsewhere for some reason.
720f97 No.14735481
>>14735402
>why can't I just get a nice medabots game on something like the Vita or Switch?
Because those games don't sell pretty well anon, they only sell on Japan. Most of the American audience can't get into them due to the shitty combat and because pokemon monopolies that type of games
>>14735419
They are actually handmade by some japanese guy that I follow on Twitter he then later sells some of them on some conventions. As you can imagine they are pretty hard to get
29d024 No.14735485
>>14735386
I don't normally like less humanoid robutts, but those are pretty cute.
38a80e No.14735487
>>14735295
>>14735321
>>14735373
The more you continue on the more you you look like a lala prancing retard. I hope you're realizing that.
18bf04 No.14735498
>>14735487
I don't mind the lewd dump though I've seen most of this shit already and have it saved He's just mentally challenged is all so it kinda sours the well.
edc728 No.14735506
>>14735477
I'm fully aware of that. As I said he's so defensive that it seems paranoid.
85b2db No.14735717
Its totally worth buying on sale.
a48a98 No.14736003
Are we posting robot girls now?
338ba6 No.14736018
>>14735752
Disgusting. I dont understand how people can get hard over fat bitches, just look at that horrid cottage cheese ass.
06471b No.14736047
>>14735356
>3rd pic
why do i find those camera eyes so fucking hot
a9e0b5 No.14736065
>>14736018
I don't get how people can get that fat.
Seriously, just stop eating, retard.
f7eef6 No.14738657
I thought the game was interesting, though it gets very convoluted later on with the damn keycards and obtuse pathways. Yellow zone alone pisses me off, even though I know how to flawless it, it takes forever to do the repeated trips back and forth through it. I also was fairly upset at the lack of sparks or effects for the guns and mines.
That said, the tank controls and the method of movement felt rather interesting and fit for the mechanical aspect.
no I never beat the game, I just got most of the upgrades but couldn't find the fucking orange keycard
7ff97f No.14739027
>>14735356
>first and second images
>tfw when no big robot gf
e4b6d7 No.14740034
>>14738657
I think the orange keycard was somewhere in the blue zone, pretty deep actually. I just can't remember the path, I finished it about a year ago.
c82793 No.14740360
>>14736138
Any chance you could tell me where you got this? I've had absolutely no interest in figures until I saw this.
Please I need one, it's so cute.
720f97 No.14740403
>>14740360
It is from a Japanese Disney exclusive show called "Fireball" the character itself is called Drossel, that one in particular it's called Drossel Charming who appears in the second season if I remember correctly.
Getting is pretty easy, the figure is from Figma and they are sold on Amazon and other websites, the real pain comes at the moment of payment since it will cost you more than 150 dollarinos almost everywhere.
Hope this helps anon, good luck in your quest for cute robots
9702aa No.14740500
9702aa No.14740521
>>14735481
Maybe someday man, also that guy is pretty cool
cb6a99 No.14740568
>>14735312
>If you find healthy asses disgusting you're a homo faggot.
I'm just gonna leave that there.
cb6a99 No.14740588
>>14735752
Watching that all I could think was 'What happened to her?', that weight distribution is so fucking bizarre, she's wider at the base of her ass than she is across her shoulders, how the fuck does one find clothes?
7689ea No.14740631
>>14738657
The trailer makes it look pretty decent. Kinda gives me a classic RE vibe for some reason.
fd10aa No.14741420
the retards saying this game was "spammed" are the overreactionary nu-/v/ faggots that come from /pol/ and just want something to get angry about, we had like 3 threads, mark sperged the fuck out and then apologized because he realized he was in the wrong, and we carried on.
game is good for what it is, the shooting isn't very good but the puzzles are. Ending doesn't really do much, you become the new MASTER or get trapped in the last room, and possibly reprogrammed/discarded for the next haydee model to run through the game again, the third ending implied killing both the current master and yourself but the system simply sets a new MASTER at random so you can't really break the cycle.
sometime this year steam deleted practically all the mods out of the store thanks to some butthurt commie faggot who reported them, and also the dev is MIA as far as anybody knows.
a48a98 No.14741435
>>14740681
Haydee? yes you can, but quality varies.
45c0f9 No.14742717
>>14736065
Weak willed people plus sugar highs and downs causing drug like addictions. It's no surprise Burgerland is among the most obese nations in the world given that food corporate gets away with filling foodstuffs with cheap sugar among other shit to save a tenth of a penny per pound of product.
e4b6d7 No.14742744
>>14741420
>the dev is MIA as far as anybody knows
Last I remembered, he considered making an Haydee 2. Nothing says he's gonna do it though.
fd10aa No.14743555
>>14742744
i meant that he hasn't really talked to the community, the last game update was in january and it was just a Portuguese translation for the menus.
f7eef6 No.14743598
>>14740631
It controls a lot like it and the ambient music is… pretty unnerving. I haven't been so spooked over the sound of footsteps that aren't mine since metroid fusion.
e4b6d7 No.14743736
>>14743555
I know but he did say on the steam forums that he was considering it.
Considering how barebones the game was, he won't be able to sell a second one with just t&a again. He'll need to expand everything, level and chara design, lore, gameplay, everything.
fd10aa No.14743770
>>14743736
hoping he's working on it in peaceful quiet and silence
b65655 No.14743804
>>14741420
>sometime this year steam deleted practically all the mods out of the store thanks to some butthurt commie faggot who reported them,
Fucking dammit. I knew I should have made a thread asking for somebody to download them all since there was no way I was buying a game from the Steam Store. Maybe one day somebody will take the game and make a decent lewd mod out of it. I can already lay out half the mechanics in my head as it is.
e4b6d7 No.14743943
>>14743770
I hope so, but there's a lot of work to do, and I'm not sure he'll be able to do it right, since it's unknown territory for now. A good, tortuous level with enemies and puzzles inside, he can do that, he showed to us he can pull a decent job about that with the first Haydee, but for the rest, he'll have to prove himself.
873b2e No.14751779
I liked Haydee for the following fetishry:
-Quiet/Voiceless Characters
-Largely sterile environments
-Masked face
-White clothing on dark skin
-Thick
-Light Industrial, clinical aesthetic
-Methodical platforming
-That crouchwalk.
efded6 No.14751795
>>14751779
>-Light Industrial, clinical aesthetic
God this. Gets me going like nothing else.
9ba890 No.14752515
>>14752031
why is this your thing anon
1573f4 No.14752522
>>14752515
Why did you bump the thread retard.
c91476 No.14752543
>>14735402
>I want to put together my own waifubot and have her fight other waifus for parts to make my waifu even deadlier/cuter.
I want to make a game that is specifically this.
>Super advanced toy company makes intelligent robot dolls for girls
>People have more fun putting lasers on them and making them fight
>Can still dress them up and customize them though
>Basically living gunpla with clothes.
>3 basic archetypes for robots
>>Striker - Well balanced type, standard anime girl shape
>>Brawler - Bulkier/thiccer heavy assault type MILF bots
>>Strider - Fast and light, typically Loli-bots.
>Weapons from swords, to guns, to magic staffs, to whips and chains.
>Collect Dioramas to pose your robot in and take pics. Other players see your Diorama/Pose before a battle
So its basically just LBX/Gundam Breaker/Custom Robo with tiddies.
854393 No.14752618
>>14732221
>shit mechanics
>boring ass fuck muh puzzle gaming
>shit ending
>skin color is literally the color of shit
>non-robot face is even more shit and ugly that can rival shitty muh realism drawings from indyfags
>body proportions is deviantart-tier 'venus figurine'
>mods that can actually fix the previous flaws is behind a paywall and muh (((copyright))) bullshit
3d1601 No.14752646
Game's okay if you want some chill platformer. The mods really blow in my opinion and I'm pretty sure that's what the game's main selling point was. It's $2-3 tier.
>>14741420
> the dev is MIA as far as anybody knows.
He's still around and posts on the game discussions (fairly often, in fact)
b65655 No.14753290
>>14752618
It's an alright game.
ff9817 No.14753330
>>14752618
>skin color is literally the color of shit
I was always sure it's partially transparent black material like those partially transparent stockings.
a4566c No.14753347
honestly, the game itself is fine, I don't like the character.
9f5a04 No.14753362
>>14735295
He didn't say that liking lolis was gay, he said that finding /fit/ women in their late teens to early twenties disgusting is gay, which it is. It's mad fucking gay.
adbadc No.14753408
>>14735391
tfw you'll never see vanilla Asanagi
ff9817 No.14753420
>>14753399
Do you have to post this disgusting niggershit? Just leave!
8d265e No.14753616
>>14732221
I feel like, if it weren't for the ass and the community that grew around it, the game would have been one of those small /v/ cult hits. It's not an amazing game, by any means, but it's competent and unique enough that I think /v/ would have, at least, appreciated it for what it was, if it weren't for the "thick" crowd.
efded6 No.14753642
>>14753616
Ass was the only reason anyone cared about it in the first place. Or do you mean if she had more average proportions?
7d6031 No.14753648
>>14732233
/thread/
undertale for niggers
e4b6d7 No.14753657
>>14753616
>if it weren't for the ass and the community that grew around it, the game would have been one of those small /v/ cult hits.
I have my doubts about this. Haydee doesn't have the same magnetism that S.T.A.L.K.E.R or E.Y.E have, for instance. An ass in a bland white level doesn't stick around in your memory as much as something like the sights the Zone can show you.
Maybe in Haydee 2, but I also doubt it.
1b7e53 No.14753678
>>14753399
HAYDEE IS A NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
1b7e53 No.14753680
Also this game is garbage, I played it for myself and it's really not good.
Had the MC not been fapbait nobody would remember it.
d804a1 No.14753683
>>14753616
Too little content for it to happen
8d265e No.14753709
>>14753657
I wasn't think something on the level of those games. Just something small that anons would occasionally recommend to each other for a single playthrough.
b65655 No.14753739
>>14753678
Stay mad autist.
b65655 No.14753747
>>14753680
I would have. I enjoyed the controls and the movement mechanics. The puzzles weren't great but they weren't terrible either.
>>14753683
>to little content
The fuck does this even mean? The game lasts for at least 3 or so hours even if you know what you're doing. The puzzles require you to figure out mechanics progressively and add to the mechanics steadily as you go on. It's nothing amazing granted but as far as niche titles go there's certainly enough content.
e4b6d7 No.14753765
>>14753709
There was too few content, and nothing that could make it memorable.
If there were some bonus shit for progressing/completing the game, more lore than just a bunch of text at the start and the endings of the game, and something to make Haydee more than just an ass in a factory, it would be noticed, but here, it's so bland, so lifeless, so barebones, it's like an anorexic woman. You can't get hooked to anorexia.
>>14753747
<at least for 3 hours
>there's speedruns to complete it under 1 hour (sometimes around 45 min) and there's even an achievement for it
>nothing more than just the level, some achievements, and two difficulties
>no bonus content
<certainly enough content
Nigger, it's technically as short as the last Bubsy game if you speedrun it but then again, speedrunning is autism. The only advantage is that it didn't at least charge you 40 bucks at release, just 15.
b65655 No.14753780
>>14753765
>there's speedruns to complete it under 1 hour
Talking about second or third playthroughs. You can beat plenty of games in less than an hour and still consider it a good game though.
>nothing more than just the level, some achievements, and two difficulties
Is more needed? It was never a 60$ game last I checked.
>no bonus content
<A game needs bonus content to be good
>The only advantage is that it didn't at least charge you 40 bucks at release, just 15.
Which is fine under your own criticisms. Maybe 5 or so bucks cheaper would fit the bill better but as it is I see no reason you should justifiably call it a shit game. Just an average one.
ac68c2 No.14756948
>>14753765
>there's an achievement for beating the game in under an hour, that means the game only lasts an hour!
yeah because you know how to solve every puzzle and the shortest paths between all the key items and also the exact spawn point and times of every rapebot in the game BEFORE you even install the game.
congrats, thats the most retarded fallacious argument ever made on this board
579c05 No.14756997
>>14732237
I thought it was him banning people making fun of overshit that killed this cuckchan infested shithole
94d4bf No.14757067
>>14752031
…need link with sound please
a4260e No.14757260
>>14752031
>0:25
I wasn't expecting that level of detail in such a specific fetish animation.
1b1cc2 No.14758501
can anyone direct me on how to make mods for this game? i'm thinking of trying make some new enemies like a Nemsis from Re3 like robot that Pursue you from room to room for a while or at least try to.
thats if the inbreds have stop randomly apeing out of this game
632b27 No.14758537