/v/ - Video Games

>13 minute 960 x 540 webM

>still has filesize to spare

nice job OP

>>14716134

Isn't this basically the opening to Human Revolution?

So it's Heavy Rain with more robots and less origami. Lame.

>>14716134

>Haven't played any other CageDream games, nor do I desire to.

You should watch them though. They're all hilariously pretentious and inept trainwreck plots. David Cage is fucking insane in all the worst ways. Heavy Rain is his least terrible one and only because the editors made him throw out the supernatural plot elements, which still left several gaping plotholes behind.

I'm pretty sure they only keep making these cinematic games for the sake of some tax benefit.

>>14716136

I didn't follow Gravity Rush 2, what was wrong with it?

>>14716247

Nothing? It's one of the best games of the past few years. It just didn't sell well because Sony forgot to even show it at E3 outside of a montage of trailers. Let alone do any actual promotion for it. I guess if you're looking for criticism some of the missions aren't very interesting but that shouldn't prevent you from playing an excellent game.

>>14716247

>Gravity Rush 2, what was wrong with it?

What >>14716253 said but with added "Sony is what's wrong with it".

"You'll understand why Gravity Rush 2 can't come to the Vita": https://archive.fo/0h4EC

Gravity Rush 2's abysmal sales: https://archive.fo/DEftI

Also forgot to add Tearaway Unfolded to the list of first party PS4 titles that performed poorly.

David de Gruttola is a hack, his "games" will always be shit as long as he refuses to hire a writer. He is good at creating a setting but he always fucks up the story by the second of third act.

>>14716241

At least Fahrenheit was endearing because of how stupid it ended up, Heavy Rain was just infuriating.

>>14716346

>play Simon Says to Matrix kung fu fight the embodiment of the Internet to save the world from a supernatural ice age

>>14716282

are you trying to say if it came out on the vita it would have been a smash hit?

>>14716134

Seems like a total shitshow.

>>14716134

>Androids randomly gain consciousness and "discover" they've been discriminated against

How can androids be discriminated against before they gain sapience? The only people that would worry about offending a tool is a Shintoist or a Tech Preist.

Looking forward to the TBFP series for this. It'll be like Beyond: Two Souls all over again.

>>14716134

sounds like cage thought that a story about androids becoming self aware and going rogue simply due to becing advanced enough to start thinking and learning and making decisions was too cliche so he had to make up some bullshit excuse to accomplish the same exact end. Id pirate.

So does the game actually have decent android storytelling ruined by asspull plot twist or is the whole thing swiss cheese hole wreck.?

>>14716372

Absolutely not. However, Sony shot themselves in the foot by not allowing their own console to contribute to overall sales. I wonder how many copies Remastered sold compared to the Vita original. Doubt it was by much.

>>14716438

>So does the game actually have decent android storytelling ruined by asspull plot twist or is the whole thing swiss cheese hole wreck.?

Knowing Cage it'll be the latter unless he has a lot of supporting writers to desperately claw portions of the game towards the former.

>>14716451

The game wouldn't work on the Vita, and Vita sales aren't particularly huge. I think if they actually promoted the game at all during any of their many conferences, ran any commercials or let anyone know it was coming out it might have done well.

>>14716455

So how would you explore a story or concept then? They're either retardedly convoluted, predictable, or have asspulls

>>14716465

>the game wouldn't work on the Vita

I don't know much about gravity rush at all but I remember people usually listing the first one as one of the best vita games though? What was preventing 2 from working on it? The specs?

>>14716466

With something like "android gains self-awareness" I think you'd have to do it simple and focus on making it character-driven. No politics. No metaphors. No social commentary. Just a low-scale character-driven emotional drama. If it's about a robot gaining emotion and free thought, you should explore those emotions and thoughts.

>>14716479

the options afforded in the challenges like destroying other players scores with jupiter was great.

>>14716472

The size of the game and the enhanced visuals are a big part of the game. The first is great, works very well too. Better on the PS4 for 60fps and some cleaner visuals.

>>14716134

Sony really loves those shitty movie "games."

>>14716472

>What was preventing 2 from working on it? The specs?

Being "too good for handheld".

>>14716466

That is why you don't it unless you have something new to add.

>>14716479

The Vita failed because Sony gave it the Spartan treatment but with no gaems instead of wine.

>>14716496

vita was also a problem of promotion and ew icky japanese games. Probably has more games than any platform this generation.

>>14716540

Yep, pure fucking retardation. It's not even hard to figure out. The audience that likes playing pokemon and fire emblem isn't the same audience as the ones sitting down and playing mario necessarily, is far from the one playing uncharted, and is definitely not the same one playing fruit ninja or whatever.

>hardcode a shutdown protocol

>use it to turn off the rebelling AI

>issue is over the moment it started

>>14716554

Here, let me David Cage that for you.

>engineer responsible for designing the shutdown protocol sabotaged it

>engineer turns out to be a robot

>>14716567

>David Cage Presents

>Binary Domain 2

>A number of child support groups have called for retailers not to stock the upcoming Detroit: Become Human, because of a sequence featuring child abuse.

you know the game looks fucking retarded but that doesn't mean it should be pulled off shelves, the UK is such a woeful fucking nanny state that it really should just get fucking scuttled already

>>14716558

That nude model thread was fantastic. All the beyond two souls edits were amazing, the combo had me dying.

>>14716567

>implying the engineer AI wouldn't want to have absolute control over his creations

>>14716579

i can't believe how long ago it was looking at the time stamps on the fucking posts, goddamn those boys could fucking make some good laughs back then

>>14716547

It is the Hollywood mentality. There is no niche market. Bigger is better. Originally, B-Movie meant lower budget movies with lower ticket prices.

>>14716575

Why the fuck do child support people care about child abuse in fiction? It's fiction. Should we oppose media that depicts war next?

>>14716598

Getting mad about fictional child abuse makes the English feel better about having done nothing about real child abuse.

>>14716587

I wish someone saved my based vavra post full of gay sex innuendo. I think people really got a laugh out of it too.

>>14716598

because they're too pussy to actually crack down on the actual child abuse scandals going on in the UK now. Fuck the english, man

>>14716609

I remember that anon, it was quite funny. I'm pretty sure someone capped it, or I might have just saved it somewhere.

>Cage is a hack

>Game is bad

Preaching to the choir.

>>14716554

At 2:28 in OP's webm they say that it didn't work. This is why you don't outsource your AI code to pajeets.

>>14716358

People always remember that scene but rarely talk about the scene where he runs away from giant ticks in his office or being attacked by his own rooms blaring stereo.

Cage has barely improved since Indigo Prophecy. Something that seems mildly promising crumbles apart because of stupid decisions. He's the example of the failed director of Hollywood that is praised in video games. The only good thing is we'll likely get a rip of the female models. Cage needs to convince more hot actresses to do his movie-games.

>>14716933

>People always remember that scene but rarely talk about the scene where he runs away from giant ticks in his office or being attacked by his own rooms blaring stereo.

Or him sticking his frozen zombie dick in the detective lady and somehow impregnating her with his frozen zombie semen. Or him fighting a possessed angel/demon statue.

This sequence looks interesting to me but I just know the game isn't going to be filled with scenarios like this, its gonna be filled with lame bullshit and 2deep4u messages like all cage games. The idea of being an android detective analysing crime scenes and playing negotiator is cool as fuck but this'll be crap.

>>14716943

>The idea of being an android detective analysing crime scenes and playing negotiator is cool as fuck but this'll be crap.

It is a cool concept. Combine it with the future cop with VR sunglasses from Heavy Rain and it could be even cooler. Too bad it'll never be done by someone who can make a video game AND write a mystery.

>>14716134

So androids are forbidden by law to carry weapons yet a cop literally stares at him as he picks up a pistol and doesn't even flinch.

Those investigation pieces seemed pretty contrived or unnecessary considering the situation. No one could just tell him half that stuff?

How does people like David cage and CliffyB get to direct games when they have made literally no good games?

>>14717410

If it's not his least terrible then that means one of his other games must be better.

So which one is it, anon?

>>14717313

>No one could just tell him half that stuff?

There is someone that you can talk to as soon as you enter the apartment to try to get information but pulls your standard we don't need you go away shit after you ask your second question so there's no point. There's no point in talking to anyone other than the android.

>>14716241

The first third of Fahrenheit is a very nicely done, suspenseful crime drama ala Gabriel Knight where you get to see things from the perspective of both the murderer and the detective hunting him down. The opening scene where you're desperately trying to hide as much evidence of your crime as possible is a piece of art and what I'd call the true gaming cinematic experience.

Too bad the plot very quickly goes to shit, and that the gameplay is little more than retarded QTEs. I miss the David Cage that was batshit insane enough to attempt to make something like Omikron even before GTA 3 was out. Now he's just a sad hack shitting out pretentious movies for Sony's DRM brick.

>>14717519

Right, which also doesn't make sense he says:

>I don't care about anything else but saving that kid, if you're here for that then fine

but

>fuck off I'm not going to help you in any way

Also it really bothered me that it said androids are strictly forbidden from weapons and the android proceeds to pick one up with an officer staring right at him.

Tbh though, near future angst and the visuals are pretty neat.

>>14717665

To be fair an interactive piece of fiction with truly branching narratives (at the cost of proper gameplay) would be interesting to see. Too bad Cage is a talentless hack incapable of making anything remotely like it.

>>14717678

I think that's called a visual novel.

>>14717678

VNs at least have porn to look forward to at the end of the branching narratives.

>>14717729

Then a visual novel with an AAA budget.

>>14717743

And actually desirable waifus. Western developers couldn't make a desirable female character if their lives depended on it.

>>14716430

Last time they played a Cage game one of them quit. Thankfully it was the fucking SJW weeb.

>>14717783

Yeah, that might be cool.

>>14717806

>the fucking SJW weeb

I can never tell them apart. Is the SJW the ginger one or the nigger?

>>14717665

It's better for the game to play itself, just think of all the poor children/minorities/transgays who couldn't get past 1-1 in SMB!

You wouldn't want them to miss out on our life-changing award-winning narratives would you?

>>14717820

They are all a bit leftist. But Liam was the SJW, it seems he left because the ginger was a "shitlord" and it stressed out his feel feels. Lets put this in perspective they are all Canadians so they are all SJW cucks.

>>14717846

I thought he left because people hated him and that stressed him out.

Eh its not bad but it would be much much better off as a movie. This as a game just seems like you arent really doing shit but click and play. Its terrible gameplay but wouldnt be a bad movie if it was tweaked.

>>14717857

That "people" was Pat.

>>14717806

…the retarded punisher faggot got divorced and depressed, too! They even called only three surviving the LP

>>14717921

You're a bigger idiot than you think then.

>>14717921

Agreed, rouge AI is such a bullshit easy go-to that has next to zero chance of ever happening because while they're capable of calculating well they're fucking shit at creating anything.

>>14717481

Was indigo prophecy one of his?

>>14717474

They are well connected and it allows companies to further lower customer standards. If Heavy Rain is the bar set for a bad game than any piece of shit will be considered good when placed next to it.

JASON

>>14718019

L.A. Noire, Blade Runner, that Discworld adventure game, Still Life, I remember a Jack Orlando adventure game, though I have no idea how good it might be. Also, Ace Attorney.

In Condemned you kind of do crime scene investigations inbetween mauling hobos on the head with a metal pipe.

>>14718019

Hotel Dusk and, to a lesser extent, its sequel Last Window.

>>14718051

Who pressed X?

>>14717921

When you're wrong and convinced others to follow you anyway, one AI that is right can undo all your lies.

>fish on floor

One of my biggest weaknesses. Must speak to some personal fear.

>>14716157

But scott made games long before fnaf that were full of robots, though I'm sure that was part of the choice. I remember loving Desolate Room as a teenager even if only for the music that was apparently stock.

>>14718019

>>14718057

Resonance is a neat puzzle adventure game where one of the characters is a detective. The puzzles can be kind of obscure since every single environmental node can be used, but it's fun interacting with them.

>achieve 99% stability

>randomly execute

so brave

>>14718019

>Are there actually any good detective games?

I enjoyed Max Payne when it came out, but I'm 41. Today, most pretentious youngfaggots "figured out" why Max Payne is actually shit by reading 17 years worth of critiques, being to young to understand that context matters (including the context of the era a product was created), and mimicking their favorite jewtube ecelebs negative opinions on the game.

>>14718170

Max Payne isn't really a detective game (though you do play as a detective), and why is the game suddenly shit? When did that happen?

I just replayed it not a month ago and it still holds up wonderfully. There's nothing quite like it on the market, even today.

>>14718170

Take your meds, gramps.

>>14718080

>>14718057

>>14718134

Will check these out, thanks guys.

>>14718170

I regularly replay 1 and 2. I wouldn't call them perfect, but pretty fun games.

>>14718177

>game about detective figuring out stuff

>isn't really a detective game

Define detective game.

>>14718177

>>14718183

Max Payne + Kung Fu mod for the patricians.

>>14716134

>we made androids

>oh no they became self aware randomly!

I really hate this meme.

>>14718231

It's literally a "fear technology goy" archetype designed to box you in. Ever notice how stories not written by kikes and their puppets tend to be about testing the limits of human achievement when otherwise it's the opposite?

>>14718186

>Define detective game

A game where the gameplay represents detective work. Max Payne is a shooter where the main character happens to be a detective. You're one of those people who calls Die Hard a Christmas movies, aren't you?

>>14718244

>implying Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie

>>14716663

not only is he a turbocuck anglo, he also wears shoes indoors. what a disgusting animal.

>>14716134

david cage's games are pretty good, and not simply just compared to all the other trash out there. I know cage's games are kinda funky and interesting but they're made for a specific type of audience that likes that type of game. as for the whole SJW meme being pushed, I would say that this is one of the first few examples (in the good span of several years back from 2018) of this type of thing being done right (as a game) considering that people view machines as tools, but many people think they will always be tools even as they become more advanced and some others fear that the machines will advance and take over the world because these people acknowledge the eventual superiority of the machines. even some people go as far as to push the singularity meme and want to mix humanity with machines so we "advance" with them instead of getting left behind, but what people seem to forget is that machines may become people just like us, made out of metal instead of flesh. people need to realize that assuming that these new people aren't running windows 10 or apple, lets just say these are Free Open Source Software linux machine people with not extra bullshit, then we should respect them as fellow human beings. the game's footage that I've seen so far seems like it does a good job in showing us a future where people still treat machines like tools or slaves and the robot people have to get serious and fight for their rights or some shit. to me it's a sad story because I have felt like a slave my whole life, like a gear trapped in a larger machine that I want no part of. I've had to fight and I'm still fighting, and the story resonates with me. I'm the robot. I'm fighting to break free. I'm not looking for recognition or even respect or even maybe surival. I'm looking for enlightenment and transcendance, so this story really really makes me feel feels that feel feely. that being said, I'm not even the type of person that likes cage's type of game. I enjoy the story in his games more than I do the gameplay itself, but his type of game isn't my type of game but I still happy he's making it. the hate seems kind of unfounded because "oh my fuck he's making another sjw push" but it doesn't really strike me that way unless whoever came up with this idea has the mindset that any individuals who are victims in any kind of context must be "womyn" with pyrple hair or some other shit. I'm poor so I'm definitely looking forward to watching a playthrough of this on hooktube.com

Wow a modern game is shit, who'd have guessed

>>14718278

>linux

It's GNU/Linux. Also TL;DR LMAO

>>14718279

most modern games are shit, but must we hate absolutely everything out of reflex? when it comes to life and how wrong it all is I would say yes, but in the specific case of individual choices we mustn't turn down the few crumbs of good that come our way.

>>14718287

why don't you make a serious reply about what I said and not what you wanted to hear?

>>14718293

I was being serious about GNU/Linux.

>>14718302

Yea that part I know.

>>14718051

DOUBT

>>14718317

that is a bit weird. apartment search should have been an entirely different location and event, who would take the time to do that if the hostage situation was already happening in the game a few feet away? I still love the atmosphere and feel of the game even though I'm never going to buy it or play it. have no pc or console strong enough to run it and have no money. the playthrough is going to be wonderful though.

>>14718329

Just hold a controller while you watch a playthrough and it will be the exact same experience.

>>14718332

yea almost the same. almost.

except I can't do what I want

not that it matters because all choice video games suck and have nearly the same shitty endings ala mass effect 2 and beyond

I thought kara was cute in the trailer

>n-no! I'm scared!

my heart melted for her. it is the same as the world treats the best of us.

>>14718357

I still want a good game that does right what watchdogs did wrong, that does right what the matrix videogames did wrong, and does right what all the terminator games did wrong.

we need a game called the terminatrix where you're a custom made terminator (your own character customization) in a cyberpunk world that feels like deus ex where you can hack the shit out of everything like in watch dogs but you do it by plugging yourself into the matrix to grow your soul and become more alive until you can transcend reality and go be with God.

>>14716241

it was a fun game until the whole AI enemy showed up out of nowhere.

>>14718170

>why Max Payne is actually shit

what a bunch of fucking faggots.

>>14718385

>we need a game called the terminatrix where you're a custom made terminator

>not your custom made robotcop

shameful

>>14718416

oh shit you did it now, you opened up a thread destroying argument buddy! TERMINATOR COULD KICK ROBOCOPS ASS ANY DAY

This shit looks boring as fuck SJW or not. Rather play mobile shit than shit like this because at least mobile shit have more gameplay. Why do people see in this kind of games?

>>14718528

>implying robocuck could do any better if he had been pressed

terminator would beat robocuck since terminator is much much stronger, and just as smart, if not smarter.

>>14718578

>show

>implying shows matter

all shows suck, only movies are canon.

>>14718578

Weird. There's no sound on this.

>>14718592

It's also under 3mb. Peculiar.

>>14718595

omikron is also shit, you post this image too much.

>Detroit: Become Hubris

Wrong board OP

Movies go to >>>/tv/

>>14718637

>omikron is also shit

But it is an actual video game with mechanics and stuff. That image is great.

>>14718873

There's another option you can make in that conversation where he goes off on a long stream of jew insults at you.

>>14718884

I recall seeing a webm where Cole says "You're going to the gas chambers Mr."insertkikename*".

>>14717995

Yes. He's only got four "games" under his belt: Omikron, Indigo Prophecy, Heavy Rain, and Beyond Two Souls.

>>14716695

Anon these news articles you have posted contain misinformation.

There are two reasons why a game would be denied an age rating, the first reason is that the game is accused of violation of the criminal law(usually §131 StGB or §86 StGB) by the Unterhaltungssoftware Selbstkontrolle(USK) and the second reason is that the game contains pornography and pornography is not allowed to be sold to people under 18 in Germany so giving an age rating to it is redundant.

Neither of these reasons actually ban the game from being advertised or sold at retail in Germany, it just makes it possible for them being made liable and sued in court should these accusations actually be found true.

For an actual ban of advertisement the game would have to be put on the index by Bundesprüfstelle für jugendgefährdende Medien or BPjM(Federal Department for Media Harmful to Young Persons), but this too wouldn't have the game banned from being sold at retail, it would just mean it can only sold in stores in which minors have no access to.

So the reason that these game are not publish in Germany is not that Germany didn't give them an age rating and banned them from being sold, but that NISA is a bunch of jews and thinks their games don't make enough profits if it cannot be sold to minors.

>>14718536

Normalfags play this shit to make themselves feel like they are smart and sophisticated gaymers, much like how they did it with Dark Soys to make themselves feel like they are hardcore action gaymers.

Call him by his real name: David de Grutola.

>>14717921

Deformed kikes and impotent marxists hate the possibility of A.I exposing their lies. That is why it's a theme so prevalent in western/marxist media.

>>14718278

Nigger do you know what a paragraph is?

>>14721083

>he thinks paragraphs are meme spacing

Maybe you should look into online English courses.

>>14717622

I wish david bowie was in other games,i'd love for him to a legacy in vidya beyond that.

>>14721229

Dude was gay, anon.

>>14721236

Don't talk shit about bowie,he was a god with his music

>>14721239

So was Freddie Mercury but he was gay too.

>>14721242

It ain't easy to get to heaven when you're going down.

>>14721239

I didn't know Kojima browsed here.

How's your new movie doing?

>>14721242

Unlike Bowie he had AIDS

>>14721249

>Liking bowie=kojima

what

>>14721284

wat

>>14721239

All gays are shit and create only shit.

>>14721284

I wonder if he noticed it only because the headphones stopped working due to getting wet.

>>14717410

nah he's right anon it IS the least terrible

leaving plotholes aside

as far as visual novels go, it's the most gamey of all of David cage games, there are plenty of endings and many of the choises you make during the game with the man different characters will change the ending

it aunt like fareheith were shit sudenly becoms matrix or beyond 2 souls where the ending is decided in in the final choise

heck even if you are trying to get a particular ending you may still acutally fuck up, like failing to solve the mistery as the FBI agent or forgetting to erase some evidence as the detective

if it werent for the plotholes it'd be a breedy good visual novel

>>14721459

Heavy Rain actually has pieces of its story that work to some extent and evoke an emotional reaction:

>first fifth of Ethan's story, after his kid gets flattened but before the trials start

>detective's story before the giga nigga segment

>first parts of Shelby's story

Then David Cage's stortytelling happens and the game shits itself. Compare that to Fahrenheit, which lasts a whole scene, or all his other work, which doesn't even get that far.

still better than telltale back catalog(not main titles) of recycled trash

Cage tries, fails and its still somewhat enjoyable

>>14721975

RoboCain was way better, he even had a cool SGI rendered digital head.

Wolfenstein also ripped off the whole design of it in the New Order.

>>14718057

is that the condemned where you maul hobos while being a cop or where you maul hobos as a hobo?

>>14722817

You are a cop in Condemned 1 and a Hobo in 2

>>14722822

yes, im aware. But he said

>in Condemned you kind of do crime scene investigations inbetween mauling hobos on the head with a metal pipe.

that doesnt explain which flavor of hobo murderer you are. You also do investigations in C1 and C2 so im unsure what condemned he was referencing

Do your choices actually matter in this game, or do they all lead to the same outcome anyway?

>>14725106

That's the million-dollar question that can only be answered upon the game's release. The other million-dollar question is "How stupid will those choices and outcomes be?"

>>14716178

>Heavy Rain is his least terrible one and only because the editors made him throw out the supernatural plot elements, which still left several gaping plotholes behind.

>>14721459

>nah he's right anon it IS the least terrible

>leaving plotholes aside

>>14717481

>one of his other games must be better

>>14721870

>Then David Cage's stortytelling happens and the game shits itself.

Just watched a play through of Heavy Rain. Everything about it sucked. There were times where I thought I saw a good concept, yet the story ruins it. The game has terrible:

>Voice acting

>Animation

>QTE segments (even giving someone a glass of water is QTE worthy for some reason)

>Endings (all of them suck)

>Characters (literally every single one of them are caricatures that are completely unbelievable, including their backstory)

>Forced mystery (mother with Alzheimers doesn't say her 2nd son's name because "ooh mystery"

When I found out about vid related, it made me realise that the vision was awful from the beginning of development. I remember thinking this game was interesting around the time it was releasing. How wrong I was. Heavy Rain makes Fahrenheit look competent.

Is there a shower scene or is this the first Cage game without one?

>>14726259

>Heavy Rain makes Fahrenheit look competent.

I must disagree, because Heavy Rain never did this.

>>14721975

>third movie

>termination genesis

>third termination movie

dont go there

>makes soundless webms under 3MB

are you actually fucking retarded? why do you want more than 3mb for fucking 8 SECONDS WEBM?

>>14727194

I feel like this was inspired by those max payne matrix mods. Mods were a mistake.

>>14727467

>I've yet to play Beyond but I imagine it's similarly deranged and that it has some things that you just don't see, often for good reason.

For starters, the whole game is not chronological. You constantly jump around a timeline seemingly at random, which makes the idiot plot even more incomprehensible. You're a troubled psychic child for one scene then you jump to being a hobo sucking dick for money the next, next you're a teenager going full Carrie and burning down a party because the kids thought bullying a girl they knew had superpowers was a good idea, then you're blowing up cops, and then you're infiltrating an underwater James Bond-esque Chinese secret base to investigate their ghost portal. There's also the gimmick of the main character having a ghost brother who does all her superpower shit, which would be interesting in an actual puzzle video game.

Omikron is a piece of shit though, it's the most retarded parts of Indigo Prophecy except it lasts the entire game and intensifies more and more in the second half.

>>14716933

The stories are so ridiculous they could work, i liked the Agent-story in Heavy Rain aswell. Too bad it's all just a quick-time-event game where you basically have no impact on the game itself.

>>14721229

He's in basically every other video game. Or atleast copies of him.

>>14727467

>Heavy Rain was an interesting experiment in how it in one sense was an interactive movie but this time without the simon says parts.

Anon what do you think quick time events are?

>>14717678

>random redundant parenthesis

Why the fuck? Either you're retarded or you're from cuckchan.

>>14718686

>this fuck managed to get one of the more tolerable women in the market

>playing Jewframe

>>14718686

>pat has a kid

>decide to check this out first time hearing about this

>literally cant find this anywhere at all

>no mention of it on their twitter / reddit or any other place

>find the video you've posted

>odd cut where it was clearly about their cat she did a joke

If this was bait congrats you managed to waste my time and look like an asshole.

I wont deny that hes a money burner retard but you don't need to lie about shit anon.

>>14716134

This is some sort of new shilling tactic right?

>>14736449

Stop crying shill at things you don't like it's ruining /v/.

I'm a sucker for cyberpunk, noir detectiveshit, and tense situations that the player has to navigate via dialogue, but I know that David Cage is literally incapable of not fucking up an interesting idea so I'm gonna pass.

>>14728450

>his girlfriend refers to their cat as their baby

My bad, I didn't realize she was as infantalized and possibly retarded as he is. If I see a woman talking about "OUR BABY" I think it's about a baby, not a cat. Guess he's not a father yet. Good.

Changes nothing.

>>14744782

Women are retarded like that.

>>14736449

Stop with that. You say that like if /v/ from 8chan had any repercussion in any kind of market.

>>14721284

How the fuck did it take him that long to realize he was getting pissed on?

>>14751759

you ok buddy?

>>14751806

What's confusing about that?

>>14750751

>>14744647

t. shills

>>14716134

The rape of Detriot was a crime.

>Detroit

=WE WUZ ROBOTS N SHIET NIGGA==

>>14763609

This.

>>14763642

Back to >>>/4chan/ newfag

>>14716134

I gues becoming hubris is easier than becoming human for detriot nigs.