2e10e1 No.14710947
What is the quickest and most nutritious meal so I don't have to interrupt my gaming with tedious tasks like cooking
b277aa No.14710962
no pain no gain. cook a decent meal.
ec79ab No.14711018
My drink of choice is Dubs™
bd2a56 No.14711083
>>14711018
You suck at this
0266f8 No.14711105
Start with fresh garlic and ginger. Chop into tiny pieces and mash up in a mortar a pestle. Mix in olive oil, honey, and a little bit of rice vinegar. Sear both sides of a salmon filet. Brush on the ginger/garlic mash and broil about 3 minutes each side. Remove the salmon from the pan and throw in chopped onions and brussel sprouts. Saute over the stove with black pepper, honey and a little bit of honey. Right at the end, stir in some fig vinegar and then dump the brussel sprouts on top of the salmon.
0266f8 No.14711108
>>14711105
*I mean a little bit of cumin
0266f8 No.14711111
62e61a No.14711150
30aba0 No.14711167
>>14711134
>wah
>na Irn-Bru an whisky
596c28 No.14711172
30aba0 No.14711177
>>14711172
That still requires masturbating.
519186 No.14711180
>>14711111
That's tasty digits
c1ac17 No.14711183
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best gamerfuel right here
971bd5 No.14711185
>>14711177
You could try to jab a syringe into your balls.
62e61a No.14711187
>>14711185
I don't think that'd work.
30aba0 No.14711189
>>14711185
Wouldn't it be easier to just drink salty water with a bit of sugar and milk
58886d No.14711191
>>14711162
Soylent is faster and cheaper
cac17b No.14711192
>>14711191
Soyboy spotted.
30aba0 No.14711193
>>14711191
Soylent is fucking expensive for what it is, though.
30aba0 No.14711195
>>14711192
It's named after Soylent Green, anon.
cac17b No.14711196
>>14710947
Mac & Cheese. Or maybe a tuna sandwich.
cfd76f No.14711198
>>14711134
The tap water in my area tastes like fucking shit, I have to buy water just so I don't have to cringe in disgust every time I take a drink.
58886d No.14711199
>>14711192
Soylent actually has almost no soy in it. Its actually mostly nutrient powder in water (aqua)
cac17b No.14711205
>>14711195
I know that. It's made of mainly soy
bit it might not be come 2022.
971bd5 No.14711206
>>14711187
>>14711189
No no, just stab your nuts already.
30aba0 No.14711210
>>14711205
It has less soy in it than most breads do.
I'm serious, look at the back of most breads and you'll notice they contain soy flour. A lot of chocolate has soy in it as well.
e8490c No.14711212
>>14711183
Then why is that guy wasting it on some whore? He should be aiming for his own mouth, I'm starting to suspect he might not be a gamer at all
13484a No.14711218
>Drinking your own cum
>Not just borrowing your friend's dick
Newfags; not even once.
cac17b No.14711219
>>14711198
The tap in Dixon, CA is treated with bleach.
It is good to drink (and I've done so more than once), but it can be a nightmare too something like a dishwasher (our shower heads and the dishwasher have calcium due to the treatment).
Before you ask, yes it's illegal to use water softeners in this town.
1487fc No.14711230
>>14711191
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
e8490c No.14711232
>>14711218
>friends
You're not a gamer at all, are you?
c1ac17 No.14711254
>>14711212
The girl is supposed to be you anon
391138 No.14711262
>>14711183
Fuck off with your sissy hypno shit Reiko.
391138 No.14711269
>>14711195
Why the fuck would you name your product after a fictional product made out of human tissue that is made and sold by an evil corporation? That's as dumb as calling a vidya company something like "Our games will possess your child and make him kill himself." while selling games aimed at children.
30aba0 No.14711273
>>14711269
It's meant to be tongue-in-cheek but I think it's a bad branding idea long-term.
8c16de No.14711274
>>14710947
Mountain dew and doritos
4f9b0e No.14711278
MEAT
<but what about fruits or veg-
BROCCOLI
RAW
30aba0 No.14711281
>>14711278
You'll pass gas like crazy
4f9b0e No.14711284
>>14711281
WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY?
6b0102 No.14711287
>>14711269
>implying the people that buy soylent have watched or read the story that the term got popular from
82e002 No.14711295
>>14711290
Broccoli with some salt and butter is toptier.
391138 No.14711318
>>14711278
>Just meat.
>Not adding some crustaceans (pure protein) and fish like salmon (has that specific fat that was good for your brain) in the mix.
>Broccoli.
>Not supperior spinach.
Crabs are fucking god tier. You only need to boil them and eat them directly with some lemon or mayo if you want. Also it has so much protein it might be too much if the only meat you eat is crab meat. Ox crab is best if you are a poorfag, at least in my country.
813852 No.14711397
58886d No.14711423
>>14711318
Spinach and broccoli are literally both forms of cabbage
596c28 No.14711429
>>14711397
you spelt bottom tier wrong
2125f8 No.14711431
>>14711295
Anything with butter and salt tastes good.
391138 No.14711472
>>14711423
Are they mutated cabbages?
f3af1a No.14711476
>>14711318
>these animals aren't meat because I say so
I know this is common, but it's still stupid.
6fc57f No.14711478
>>14711162
Is this actually edible?
813852 No.14711488
>>14711478
how can you go wrong with tuna and rice?
391138 No.14711490
>>14711476
When I hear meat, people usually refer to land animals and not seacritters. However, when I think of meat, I just think of muscles of any kind, be they from a cow or a lobster.
6fc57f No.14711504
3e1f2d No.14711554
>>14711453
How do I cook faggots? I hope you mean the meatballs, since I don't want herpes soup.
>>14711458
Haha Brianna wu
decd53 No.14711583
>>14711162
>>14711191
That food is only for plebs who haven't discovered gruel.
7cb561 No.14711589
>>14711476
>>14711490
To be fair, it's pretty common to separate the two for religious reasons.
But more practically, fish meat has a much more simpler structure than the meat of land animals, and very different levels of fats, proteins and iron, and the presence of omega-3, but also pollutants like mercury in fish. So it's not like the separation is completely without any utility, even though it's kind of dumb.
391138 No.14711605
>>14711594
Is this implied futanari catgirl? I don't like this one bit.
000c3d No.14711610
>>14711254
You must be one seriously sexually frustrated faggot to be trying to turn anons gay in this thread of all places.
000c3d No.14711614
>>14711605
Maybe its love nectar?
391138 No.14711630
>>14711610
He is probably Reiko, Anon.
391138 No.14711634
>>14711614
I think love nectar is not as white and opaque.
34b7df No.14711641
I like having a drink with my games. Tastes good and helps you unwind while playing.
>>14711162
I ended up trying this. It doesn't taste too bad if you use the pea and ham soup Habitant makes. The $3.00 price tag is bullshit though, since the can of soup costs ~$2 by itself.
>>14711554
He probably means "purify" when he says cook.
692ffb No.14711644
>>14711634
>manly tears
how long has it been.
391138 No.14711648
>>14711644
/cow/ is still at it.
692ffb No.14711659
>>14711648
I don't follow their nonsense, I always figure he faded away after 4chan started falling apart. I wonder what happened to some of the other old /v/ tripfags
000c3d No.14711661
>>14711630
I doubt it, he's probably some lonely faggot hoping someone will respond positively to his pathetic requests so he can ignore the crippling loneliness he feels at all times, while his life slowly drains of all happiness until he's just tired and nothing interests him anymore.
54d330 No.14711662
>>14711648
I'm surprised he went from shit poster to streamer who has an audience.
They're mostly children aren't they?
9b74e0 No.14711666
>>14711254
Go home fag! Nobody wants garble semen here.,
391138 No.14711672
>>14711662
He gets confronted on stream and mutes people like a timid bitch. May SabbyB and the crew provide us lulz from the midgetcow.
82e002 No.14711696
>>14711672
Someone had a good webm of Emptyhero making fun of him. Manlet ran like a pussy.
54e32a No.14711698
>>14711111
Wowzers, nice job
391138 No.14711704
>>14711696
The one where he is a penguin and he escapes and mutes him like the little trannycuck he is?
82e002 No.14711715
>>14711704
That's the one.
846c0c No.14712316
>>14711210
>soy bothers you? don't worry, it doesn't have much soy, trust me
>it has less soy than breads
<eating bread
Degenerate.
3c3076 No.14712509
a404cd No.14713514
>>14711198
>Live rural and drink rainwater
>Move to city for work
>That fucking flouride
And people try to tell me I'm imagining things. This is nuts.
3b038b No.14713664
>>14710947
Eat butter for energy, then die weeks later because you forgot to sit down and eat a proper meal.
3b038b No.14713698
>>14711562
Cropped and webm'd. You're welcome.
0266f8 No.14714001
>>14713514
Get a pur filter and screw it into the faucet.
a309e8 No.14714104
>>14711641
That's trailer trash tier liquor
50e37b No.14718283
>>14711488
I like your digits there, savior of the white race, but tuna is fucking gross
870cc2 No.14718710
>>14713514
I got something like this, but without the stand. Probably one of the best investments I've made. I just fill up the jug for $2.00, and get decent tasting water for a decent price. If you're lucky like my parents, you can find a spout that produces five gallons of decent water for a dollar.