b98aca No.14667509
For mobile devices
>that demon just sliding across the screen
>that slow shitty looking movement and animation
How bad is it going to be /v/?
https://archive.fo/HV7J5
35ce01 No.14667521
>>14667509
>Platinum
>mobile game
You better believe it's getting trashed.
949316 No.14667528
Guess it will be a while before they get hired again by a company to make an actual game.
b3d259 No.14667567
Are they just fucking with us, like with 8-Bit Bayonetta - meant to tease the release of a much better game later?
f60822 No.14667568
Scalebound really fucked with them, hug?
663745 No.14667573
Are most of their team working on Bayo 3?
fec41a No.14667574
442c30 No.14667578
This is literally Microsoft's fault
fec41a No.14667591
>>14667578
Nah, it's granblue and FGO's.
c51569 No.14667600
>For mobile devices
I thought Nier:A was supposed to save them from this
990d90 No.14667608
>>14667600
Got to have a plan b.
442c30 No.14667610
>>14667600
It would have if Scaleshit didn't fuck them in the ass
476f0f No.14667615
Serves you right for trusting japanese Phil Fish
8c23b9 No.14667618
>>14667509
What a waste of a good name.
fec41a No.14667620
>>14667608
This is probably plan A. It's the biggest trend in Japan.
990d90 No.14667644
>>14667615
But Platinum isn't a onehit wonder.
3193af No.14667649
I'm not too surprised by it. They usually follow the money when they get the chance. They stuck with Nintendo for a good while because they probably paid them handsomely, and now they struck a deal with some alleged renowned mobile publisher to make a game for mobile devices.
They don't really care what platform they're on so long as they get to make action games.
d0f81b No.14667650
>>14667600
Square would never let the profit from that go to anything but Nomura and company's pet project.
949316 No.14667657
>>14667615
>He's still here
>He's still trying to make his meme work
70073c No.14667820
Watch Japanese (or even other Asian countries) tv. The amount of ads for mobile games is like 10/1 for the amount of exposure mobile gets over traditional platforms. It may not be the future you want, but it is the future.
7c8b4d No.14667842
>>14667820
>mobileshit having fucking tv ads
Fucking kill me
d0f81b No.14667858
>>14667842
The single most watched video game ad of all time was I want to say Clash of Clans, fuck if I can differentiate any of this crap, during the Super Bowl one year.
7c8b4d No.14667887
>>14667858
Well it's been a pretty shitty run, but I think this is the end. I no longer belong on this planet.
b24b51 No.14667894
3193af No.14667903
>>14667887
Joke's on you, you're already dead and this is hell.
b24b51 No.14667909
>>14667615
>tries to shit on Taro
>has neither knowledge about platinum nor Taro in question
topkek
7c8b4d No.14667910
>>14667903
I'll be seeing you all in super hell then.
edda38 No.14667913
>>14667842
>Fucking kill me
Only if you say "McDonaldsFuckingkillmyself", pathetic goy.
f709ed No.14667914
Love the art style, Okami is still strong in their blood. I only hope it will have proper gamepad support, because touch screens suck for action games.
7c8b4d No.14667918
>>14667913
McFuckingkillmyself
e1788b No.14667919
>>14667644
They make the same game over and over, they only change the character models and the textures.
1349e1 No.14667968
>>14667509
FUCK
>>14667914
It looks like they've nicked the same engine from capcom.
edda38 No.14667970
>>14667918
Okay, give this a try.
7c8b4d No.14667979
>>14667970
It worked thanks!
b823f4 No.14668021
>>14667618
Pretty generic, really. Seems fitting for mobileshit.
765509 No.14668039
>>14667509
Platinum is cursed to make half a dozen shit games for every one good game they make. Let's just hope that releasing this shit means that they actually put in the real effort necessary to make a new Wonderful 101 game that's as good or better than the first.
9ff75e No.14668210
03ac06 No.14668591
>it's ok when nintendo does it
/v/ never changes. Thanks mark.
0c7464 No.14668610
7baa4e No.14668636
>mobile
Trash goes in the trash bin.
2072d2 No.14668637
>>14668632
Mind giving actual context?
03ac06 No.14668641
>>14668637
>company makes a mobile game on the side for extra dosh
>platinum
>LOL DED
>nintendo
>who cares?
0c7464 No.14668651
>>14668641
We had threads flogging nintendo for it when that happened too
b24b51 No.14668655
>>14668641
I'm sure nobody was shitting on pokemon go on this board too, everyone just ate this shit up right?
Go take a look at the attempted FE heroes thread right now while you're at it
then kill yourself
2072d2 No.14668659
>>14668641
/v/ took a major shit on Nintendo for doing mobile.
ab88bc No.14668673
>platinum
>those designs
<mobile
Why must we suffer so?
f24ca5 No.14668680
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
They're also working on that granblue fantasy game, which is a full console release. Guess they wanna see if they can tap into the mobage market so just in case they never have to worry about a scalebound incident again? Just tossing things against the wall here. I'm sure the success of Nier Automata kept them from closing their doors, but I don't think it was remotely enough to secure their long term future.
2072d2 No.14668682
>>14667615
You are aware that Yoko Taro doesn't own Platinum right?
f24ca5 No.14668686
>>14668680
forgot to paste the hooktube, whatever
d0f81b No.14668689
>>14667909
>>14668682
He's talking about Kamiya you newfags, Jesus.
ab88bc No.14668699
>>14668680
That looks fucking fun.
Granblue is popular, right? Hopefully that gives them enough money to keep going for a while.
I really like platinum shit, hopefully they won't close down or go mobile only.
2072d2 No.14668704
>>14668689
There have been retards pushing that Taro owns them before.
067291 No.14668706
>>14668641
There are two kinds of mobile:
>reusing console assets to make some shitty mobile game for idiots to eat up, meanwhile the franchise continues on consoles/PC unabated
This is fine. This is basically what Nintendo did with Mario. Fire Emblem was already gutted and ruined with the newer waifu-centric games and awful localization so FE mobile wasn't a big loss and we got Echoes anyway.
>desirable new IP or continuation of classic franchise while ignoring the original audience
This is fucking cancer. This is what this Platinum game is.
f24ca5 No.14668707
>>14668689
it's still sad to see a manlet tears meme try to be pushed anywhere.
>>14668699
Yes, huge in Japan so the game will probably do just fine. Domestic sales depends on promotion but I think a lot of people would be interested in it.
42cde4 No.14668710
>>14667919
How can one anon be this wrong.
0c7464 No.14668712
>>14668689
BLOCKED
Still this is a disgusting display of newfaggotry.
d0f81b No.14668722
>>14668706
You forgot "a bunch of concept art and low tier waifubait slapped onto trading cards that you get limited amount of chances to collect daily".
f709ed No.14668774
>>14667968
Platinum was founded by ex Clover Studio people, who made Okami in the first place.
4dbf34 No.14668863
>>14667615
Unlike the real Phil Fish, Kamiya's games were actually fun.
cdba56 No.14669015
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>>14667509
If the touchscreen controls work similarly to Ninja Gaiden DS, then this game could actually be great. I don't think that's likely, though, because for some stupid reason every single developer for touchscreen-based games completely ignores NGDS.
bfacb3 No.14669058
>>14669015
>A phone game being built around mechanics that require a stylus to pull off comfortably
Never ever.
36b78e No.14669060
>>14667615
Kamiya actually has interest in and taste in games, if that changes anything.
794c36 No.14669072
>>14669058
>http://archive.is/nTrEw
>It's real
I didn't know I had any faith in humanity left to lose.
22a18c No.14669098
>>14669060
Pathologic is trash tho
36b78e No.14669221
b98aca No.14669656
>>14668673
I have an android and would actually give this a try for that exact reason if it didn't look like it plays worse than DmC. Seriously, what were they thinking putting a trailer out in the state it's clearly in?
b848ca No.14669773
>>14669656
What makes you think that mobilefags give the slightest shit about gameplay?
fd1a5d No.14669803
>>14669072
>modern children are so fucking weak that even pencils are too heavy for them
Oh my god.
d3b763 No.14669825
>>14669058
>tfw 25 and have been holding my pen like the lower-right pic for my whole life
39799b No.14669833
>>14669803
They aren't to heavy for them. These children were never taught proper pencil grip so their brains don't know how to properly configure the hand muscles for the task. It's like twitching your ears, but for their hands.
fd1a5d No.14669843
>>14669833
Most hipsters learn to use chopsticks as adults and they're fine.
249fcf No.14669996
>pencil & chopsticks
I learned to use both since I was like 4, but nowadays if I have to write more than 200 words with a pen my hand begins to cramp. Computers and keyboards are just that much better.
Writing down mathematical formula and schematics is fine, though. Something about writing, especially cursive, is just pure agony after your third page.
da2462 No.14670020
>>14667842
>>14667858
It makes sense: People who play real videogames aren't watching TV, and the people who do watch TV are so bored they're looking at their phones most of the time anyway.
f853da No.14670028
>>14667509
That's it. They're done. They'll never make a real game again. They've gone full Sakaguchi. You never go back from going full Sakaguchi.
6107ce No.14670029
>>14669996
Cursive is trash. Just write in a readable format.
f853da No.14670030
>>14670029
You outed yourself as a nigger anon.
a9d9f4 No.14670035
>>14669996
>Something about writing, especially cursive, is just pure agony after your third page.
That is like saying exercising is painful after not doing anything physical in a long time. It is lack of training. I once wrote a 3000 word report on paper back in school, but after not writing that much by hand nowadays writing a lot hurts.
bfacb3 No.14670157
>>14669843
Yeah, but if you can already use pencils, that's easy.
bfacb3 No.14670185
>>14670030
>You outed yourself as a nigger anon.
It's fine in computer fonts and for personal use (and for making fun of niggers), but I've never seen printed writing ever get as sloppy as some people's cursive. Having to read the chicken scratch is pure agony.
Plus, cursive's not even as fast people think it is, people with the fastest non-shorthand writing mainly print with only a few elements borrowed from cursive.
fd23cc No.14670669
>>14667509
>gimmick dev makes another gimmick game
9fc85a No.14673981
FF Opera Omnia is the only mobile game i've played that actually feels like a game.
99fea3 No.14674073
>Platinum returns to the Okami aesthetic
>it's a mobile game
f35351 No.14674085
>>14668039
Maybe they'll be able to make a loli dragonrider game after this now.
950276 No.14682096
>>14667509
>For mobile devices
Well fuck that then.
9c7556 No.14684069
>>14669058
>drawfag shortage in the future
cb216e No.14684415
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>>14668680
looks good. But I thought Granblue was just a Mobile game with big boobed anime girls and cute loli (vid related).
bcb2f2 No.14684451
>>14669058
>I've been holding a pencil wrong my entire life
That "correct" one looks uncomfortable, though.
bcb2f2 No.14684476
>>14670029
>>14670030
I'm very good at cursive but I fucking hate it.
My handwriting is pretty, but nobody can read it, myself included.
6d04ea No.14684540
>>14669825
>>14684451
Same. Worst part is one of my HS teachers noticed it and tried correcting it but by then it was already too late.
626145 No.14684558
>>14669058
Lower right and top left are basically the same grip, just different position.
cb216e No.14684639
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>>14668680
I though Granblue fantasy was only a Bigboobed loli anime Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Game.
>>14669098
>unreadable thumbnail
what?
>>14669015
remember Bayoneta on Wii U and Switch also has garbage automated touchscreen controls.
1c4c1b No.14684665
>>14684415
>>14684639
Its the number 1 mobile game in japan, that says something if they finally managed to push down Puzzle and Dragons. They are constantly doing collabs with other big franchises too, like Street Fighter, Detective Conan, and Persona 5
f6aa5f No.14686982
>>14684639
>unreadable thumbnail
I think he's trying to say the game is just walking from one place to another and finding a wall of text in each place.
c12be3 No.14687351
>>14668774
which is probably why he said
>Okami is still strong in their blood
faggot
950276 No.14694936
>>14669098
>Pathologic is trash tho
This.
f7d41e No.14694954
>>14669060
>Russian studio
>Western
For fuck's sake, Kamiya.
>>14669098
>going into Eurojank expecting Deus Ex
There's your fucking problem, anon.
But I half agree, Pathologic is awkward as fuck and the English voice acting is terrible, The Void is a lot better.
3045dd No.14694970
>>14669058
>>14684558
Lower right and top left aren't really different. They say it's wrong, but the bottom right diagram shows a hook grip, which is perfectly fine and many people use it, especially left-handers.
One of the most well-known hook writers would be Obongo.
950276 No.14702598
1644c8 No.14702662
>that okami artstyle
please, make another fucking okami game
0314b6 No.14702835
>>14669058
>children are not coming into school with the hand strength and dexterity they had 10 years ago
Using a pen or pencil to write shit in school is where that manual dexterity is developed, though. That's the whole reason little kids in kindergarten have always had shitty handwriting.