/v/ - Video Games

>>14662580

IT'S GOING TO KICK ASS

The only problem is finding a friend to play with.

>>14662580

It's literally QTE: The Game.

Of course there's nothing to it. Look at the other games the piece of shit studio behind this has made and tell even a single one of them have any sort of meaningful interaction going on. They're just co-op progress simulators for urbanites to pretend to go outside and walk around for a few hours.

Still better than Sea of Thieves.

>>14662648

It tacks on some very limited TPS at the end and one or two driving/boating segments. A few things are coming but I'd rather not think about them until they're out.

Too bad they just didn't went with the Hospital-escape-level for the whole game instead. That was cool.

>>14662719

That was still just a QTE fest, I give it a point for breaking into a side scroll brawler for like 15 seconds though.

>>14662757

No, because otherwise Jews would've gone extinct

>>14662580

This is the exact mindset of every single "narrative experience" "developer" in the west.

They are frustrated movie directors that even Pedowood, shit as it is, rejected. So they go to games and try to pretend that they are "cool" by hating Pedowood for dismissing them.

Never spend money on anything that they work on.

>>14662580

I just watched someone upload the cutscenes and dialogue into a movie and put it on youtube, just preferred that than to play it as I have no one to play with consistently. It seems like a great game to play with a buddy, it's a decent prison escape on the run game I'd play, the story is ok as well, got a few kek's from me.

>>14662893

Here (you) go.

Buy yourself something nice.

I think its nearly impossible to die in SOMA despite it being a horror game?

>>14662906

Even if you do get caught by the monsters, you just get a black screen and get moved five meters back.

>>14662745

Nah, didn't they blend stealth with tps-action and side-scrolling brawler while switching between persons in a quick-pace?

>>14662757

>goes through the effort of making the character modeled after him have a smaller schnoz

>still manages to make a Moai look like Krillin by comparison

>>14662757

He's lebanese and only an "actor" because he made his own movies. Funded by the swedish government btw. Used to do immigration-propaganda movies. Where the immigrant-guy is a cool guy that everybody loves but is just misunderstood by the lame swedes.

>>14662864

>Made Omikron the Nomad Soul

Unironically a great fucking game anon. Probably David Cage's best game, when he actually tried to do shit.

>>14663067

>Probably David Cage's best game

Not an accomplishment when all of his games are always worse than its predecessor.

>>14663067

What's good about it? I've seen videos and it looks like as big of a pile of shit as the rest of his games.

>>14663318

Hollywood is intentionally trying to sabotage vidya and every starry eyed budding pedophile film major falls for it.

>>14662580

I was ok with Heavy Rain. It had an interesting story, but it wasn't worth the price of a full game ever. It had a nice murder mystery theme and we even got to see events from multiple perspectives.

I liked the older detective the most and if I had to redo it, I would keep the game centered more on the two detectives and leave out the other sections. They could have even added in other quests for the players to do while the main case gets solved. To give it more replayability, the younger detectives cases could run counter the older detective, ect, so that the game changes on which cases you complete. There could be various crime scenes that you could scout as both detectives work their cases. My main issue is that even though the game is story heavy, there's still plenty of ways to add more gameplay and Heavy Rain was a bit too straightforward when it didn't have to be.

>>14662893

>not watching the fail scenes instead

>>14663432

It's less that and more like the game industry itself has lower standards for what constitutes decent writing because gaming was just never about story until the past decade so now all shitty hacks want in on the action. Even interactive stories that are shit are going to be transparently shit. But I will admit that video games are immuned to the "So boring its bad" tier of bad writing because the interactivity distracts you and makes it all into "so bad its good" instead

>>14662580

Sadly, one million retards bought this interactive movie.

It's riddled with movie cliche's, it's possible the most uninspired game ever that's not a sequel.

>>14663783

French? Must've been one of those places before the French could stop the muslim invasion.

>>14663897

>it's possible the most uninspired game ever that's not a sequel.

What about Lawbreakers?

>>14663318

>kino

>>>/tv/

>>14663699

This looks godawful.

>>14663288

It's an adventure game, with RPG-mechanics, in an open-world sandbox, with First person shooting and a fighting-game. What's not to like? Oh and it was fucking innovative for it's time.

Forgot to mention David Bowie worked on it. In a cyberpunk setting. It's fun for what it is, compared to all the other dreck out today.

I liked the story of this game even if it was predictable. It was a walking sim through an through but it was still an okay story.

Not really what I would classify an actual game, though.

>>14663923

He's an immigrant who grew up in Sweden, he's a famous director and his brother Fares Fares a famous actor there. They also made the game Brothers: A tale of two sons, which I thought was great.

>>14662580

>He didn't find the success he was looking for in regular movie making, so he went off to make interactive movies instead.

But he's been a succesful movie maker in Sweden since the early 2000's.

>>14671166

>But he's been a succesful movie maker in Sweden since the early 2000's.

In other words he was an unsuccessful move maker.

Story in viseo games is like story in porn. It's not important but expected to be there to propel the action for all but the most abstract games.

"Princess Peach has been kidnapped! Go rescue her!" Is enough story for the best-selling franchise of all time, but since hacks don't have any good ideas for games they assume their film-reject writing will make the game good. Sadly enough retards want to feel like big serious adults when playing video games so they buy this schlock.

>>14670693

And every single part of it is awful almost to the point of unplayability. Stop lying to people.

When I first saw this thing I thought it was going to be a co-op stealth game and got excited. Yet another disappointment for simply wanting another good stealth game.

>>14679150

There are no good stealth games anymore.

>>14662757

this is the typical sandnigger who thinks he's white.

Heavy Rain is still better than 90% of anything Hollywood has ever produced.

Metal Gear Solid franchise is better than 200% of anything Hollywood has ever produced.

>>14690088

>The average hollywood director is shittier than David Cage

dubs confirm, holy shit that's bathetic

>>14690088

Can't argue with those numerals.

>>14691765

>people in an industry where sucking cock often literally matters more than talent are talentless hacks

Wow.