fe5fb3 No.14653921
So I recently found out that my favorite thing to do is play Monster Hunter: World, go on an expedition and spy and observe the creatures' behavior in nature. I like to pretend I am a version of Steve Irwindale or Jeff Corwin.
Are there any games that actually let me do this? I am thinking like a mix of a hunting game, but you document the creatures, implimenting the photography aspect of Dead Rising.
597ffc No.14653957
Of all the things you would want to simulate with a game, you chose the one you could do easiest by going outside.
Next you'll ask for a sandwich making simulator.
f4c335 No.14653969
>>14653957
Why would he want a sandwich making sim? He's not a woman
76cc75 No.14653970
When will the Stingray revenge genocide start?
fe5fb3 No.14654066
>>14653957
I can go outside easily, but not so easy to trek through the jungle, serengeti, desert, or mountain ranges. I only have woodlands and wetlands around me, can't afford to travel tons. U want a Gabe that's kinda like Wild Discovery, where you learn about animals as you track and observe them. Also it could also be fantasy or scifi themed, like documenting the lives or dragons, manticores, gruffins, or even alien life.
Stop trying to be an edgy ass.
9004d1 No.14654092
Depends. Does Monster Hunter have stingrays?
c6ae1f No.14654102
>>14653921
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. There's so much variations of wildlife in this game that part of 100 percenting is documenting them all. You can hunt and cook their meat by campfires you can setup yourself
dc0e03 No.14654107
I can't think of any games where you go out and infuriate the local wildlife. As much as I loved Steve's infectious passion and love for nature, I always told people he'd die from pissing off the wrong animal.
150560 No.14654111
Seman probably. It'll probably not completely scratch the itch but I can't think of anything better.
2071f7 No.14654113
MHW just hunt the endemic life/only capture the big boys
c6ae1f No.14654123
>>14653921
> but you document the creatures, implimenting the photography aspect of Dead Rising.
polite sage for samefagging, but I also want to reiterate that you literally also get a camera in BotW to document the wildlife
9e9969 No.14654679
Lost in Blue?
I'm sure there's a Steve Irwin hentai sim on Newgrounds. If not then there should be.
39770b No.14654687
>>14653921
Wasn't there some PS3 safari sort of game? Not sure how much you can actually interact with the wildlife though. Maybe also the Endless Ocean games, though I suppose those would be sealife focused. Just making a few guesses though; can't say I've played them.
>>14654107
Given how many games have everything trying to kill you, I'd say in many the player's mere presence infuriates the local animals and/or plants even without you trying to get overly close to them.
>I always told people he'd die from pissing off the wrong animal.
He died as he lived: with an animal in his heart. I miss that aussie cunt.
d1a61b No.14654700
>>14653921
Futher to OPs question, are there any games where you can have nice interactions with the wild life like throwing them some food or petting them?
I know about BOTW already.
276095 No.14654766
>>14653921
this might be the only time I'd actually recommend No Man's sky for something.
f0297f No.14654820
Steve is a poof, Coight is the true bushman.
69d2bc No.14654833
>>14653921
Subnautica
alien planet with a fuckton of different flora and fauna, both aquatic and terrestrial (mostly the former), to scan, record, exploit.
617937 No.14655402
>>14654833
Three-quarters of the shit will try to kill you, and half of them will likely succeed. It's be like Jurassic Park, where instead of escaping your mission is to go out and take the raptor's fingerprints.
And. They. Never. Sleep.
4ee3c9 No.14655409
>>14653921
>TY the Tasmanian tiger: bush rescue
it's close enough.
d38e82 No.14655445
>>14653921
There was that Man vs Wild game
fe5fb3 No.14656038
>>14654700
That would be cool, not only document and research them, but you can also befriend, tame, and train them!
92b105 No.14656044
Play one of those autism hunting simulators.
adace3 No.14656078
>>14655402
>Jurassic park
This fucking setting is the perfect plot cupon to have people interacting with dinosaurs. A survival horror or a documentary style game would be perfect but the only thing that came remotely close was chapter 1 of the QTE game.
9e9969 No.14656372
>>14656044
I had one of them Cabela's games for gamecube.
Would always trash the atv and have to restart because I broke my leg or some shit.
ef7f47 No.14656399
>>14653921
Rainworld, if you don't mind getting fucked over and you like the "damn naytcha, you scary" aspect more than others.
5688d2 No.14656546
Any game where punching shit isn't by default the weakest shit in the universe.
I had quite a bit of fun playing oblivion as a monk, you need to waste ungodly amounts of gold and time training in unarmed and punching mudcrabs to death before it really becomes viable but once you get in the groove, also had a druid mod installed that expanded the options for dealing with animals
41a236 No.14656562
This thread is a shill simulator.
0a6fb4 No.14656951
>>14653970
>stringray revenge genocide when
Already happened.
STINGRAYS MUTILATED AFTER ‘Croc Hunter’ DEATH
>At least 10 stingrays have been slain since “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin was killed by one of the fish, an official said Tuesday
>Slain stingrays since have been discovered on two beaches in Queensland state on Australia’s eastern coast. Two were discovered Tuesday with their tails lopped off
>Witnesses report burly Australian men dragging stingrays from the ocean and pummeling them with their fists
>“It may be some sort of retribution, or it may be fear from certain individuals, or it just may be yet another callous act toward wildlife,” he said
>Hornby said people should treat stingrays with caution, but “there is still no need to … kill or mutilate these important animals.”
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/14795639/ns/world_news-asia_pacific/t/stingrays-mutilated-after-croc-hunter-death/
7916a9 No.14656979
>>14656951
>Witnesses report burly Australian men dragging stingrays from the ocean and pummeling them with their fists
1cb10c No.14656987
>>14656951
>burly Australian men dragging stingrays from the ocean and pummeling them with their fists
139512 No.14657056
>>14656951
>No mention of the fisting anywhere in the link
You're a faggot, but at least you're an amusing faggot
5cb432 No.14657357
>>14656951
PISS OFF YA' MONGRELS
9113e9 No.14663173
7d3e2c No.14663235
>>14653921
>Games where I can basically be Steve Irwin
4c4a6c No.14663691
>>14653921
>Games where I can basically be Steve Irwin
GO AWAY ANIMAL MOLESTER
9d28b5 No.14663919
>>14656917
While Snap ain't a bad game, it's basically photography on a linear theme park ride. Which a sequel could easily improve on just by having multiple branching paths and morning/afternoon/night cycle for more inter level variation.
Open world Snap, will never ever exist and would probably end up like the PS3 wildlife photography game Afrika
ac1f2f No.14663948
>>14656951
>Witnesses report burly Australian men dragging stingrays from the ocean and pummeling them with their fists
b2ee1a No.14664000
>>14654102
Shame they couldn't do the same with enemies to make the game any fun.
8eda69 No.14664014
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14663235
I forgot that stingrays are cannon in Mario games.
c9f2a7 No.14664033
>>14656951
I thought you were just shitposting but this link is actually real. Are Australians depicted in tf2 comics actually somewhat based on reality?
9888d7 No.14664037
>>14664033
every meme has a hint of truth.
8eda69 No.14664077
>>14656951
I still remember that shit right after his death, how come it's fairy obscure nowadays?
>>14664033
The guy who designed tf2 IS also Australian
a3b4fc No.14664081
This came to mind. It's a scuba game that's pretty much entirely underwater, and the whole point is to explore the reef and catalog different species of wildlife. You get to go to the abyss, too, if I remember correctly.
Drawback is that the game is pretty much entirely based on exploration. You can pet and feed the animals, but I recall specifically that even when you provoke dangerous sealife like sharks, they only growl and jump at you.
>>14656951
>Witnesses report burly Australian men dragging stingrays from the ocean and pummeling them with their fists
This is the most Australian thing I've ever fucking seen. Fuck me.
At least Steve was avenged.
9888d7 No.14664097
>>14664077
> how come it's fairy obscure nowadays?
What is? Beating up sting rays?
9d1116 No.14664108
>>14663919
I mean, Pokemon Snap is basically a rail shooter, but I do think there could be more interesting interaction options. It's already pretty good for that with the limited toolset, a more modern system based set of tools and something more closely resembling AI would be far better than anything open world.
1758cf No.14666557
>>14654107
Pokemon snap. Using pester balls or beaning mons in the head with apples was half the fun of the game
343556 No.14670188
>>14656951
I am proud of my countrysmen now
343556 No.14670194
>>14664097
Yeah we drifting into punching wombats after one totaled me mate's car
edf466 No.14670211
>>14656951
>>Witnesses report burly Australian men dragging stingrays from the ocean and pummeling them with their fists
Am I the only one who actually read the article and found that that line wasn't in it? also we should've killed more stingrays in retribution
0494eb No.14670318
>>14670211
>>14653970
>>14656951
>killing innocent animals because of an unfortunate accident
it's not what he would have wanted
9b1a19 No.14670356
As shit as it is Ark fits that bill better than most.
a30225 No.14670363
>>14670318
This. Irwin probably was rotating in his grave all while some retards started slaughtering the animals he loved so much.
You might as well have sounded the horn for the great crocodile hunt if you were dumb enough to do this.
9b1a19 No.14670370
>>14670363
Death by stingray is a pretty badass way to go.
0494eb No.14670373
>>14670363
he is one thing but the rest of the family presumably telling people to stop this and not only feeling sad after his death but also partially guilty of this
197d81 No.14670377
>>14670363
>>14670318
>implying people care what he really wanted
People care what they wanted and they didn't want him dead. Ofcourse a bunch of the lower, but strong tier humans will fuck up a bunch of stingrays about it.
Don't be a sensitive twat. Human beings are like that.
0494eb No.14670381
>>14670377
yes, I know that human beings are retards, doesn't change the fact that it was pointless cruelty
287264 No.14670391
>>14663235
>>14664014
>stingrays
Aren't these manta rays? They're filter feeders with vestigial barbs at most.
197d81 No.14670407
>>14670381
Showing empathy for 5-6 stingrays is also extremely pointless.
a2c767 No.14670413
>>14670211
>>14656951
He wouldn't have wanted this to happen.
3f54bc No.14670426
>>14670391
Yeah I think sting-ray bodies are more circular than manta ray bodies with their wing like appendages.
They are pretty good eating, manta rays that is. It's one of those fish that doesn't have that fishy taste at all. Never tried sting ray before since both are rare catches around my area. It also doesn't help that both species are starting to be overfished.
0494eb No.14670430
>>14670407
well then, what number of dead animals is enough for you to start feeling empathy?
197d81 No.14670435
>>14670430
Such that my local ecosystem is actually in danger.
All of the new-wave pussies caring more about animals than humans and taking up animal activist can choke on my dick.
Your species lies above all others. Period.
0494eb No.14670447
>>14670435
of course humanity as whole is more important, doesn't mean we have a right to kill anything we want at a whim
83306e No.14670452
>>14670430
Stop trying to reason with the edgy and pretentious faggot. The retard hasn't even figured out that people only attacked the stingrays in some stupid attempt to get back at them for accidentally killing a celebrity, and that that's the reason why people say that "he wouldn't have wanted it". Nor has he figured out that there's a difference between "boo hoo we shouldn't ever kill anything" and "we shouldn't kill things just for fun because we're edgy assholes".
0494eb No.14670459
>>14670452
just wanted him to sperg out and cap it for later
3f54bc No.14670476
>>14670435
>let's worry after the damage is done and the situation becomes more grave
Quality logic
197d81 No.14670491
>>14670476
>Lets focus time and resources on lawsuits against people who harmed dogs or cats.
>Lets create activists groups to fight against eating meat because meat is murder, even though we have done it since our existence.
>Let's stop small fishermen from fishing, but let's not touch big corporations who are doing it on a larger scale.
The nature activist's logic is twice as twisted.
197d81 No.14670495
>>14670452
>"we shouldn't kill things just for fun because we're edgy assholes".
If I want to kill a stingray or croc for the achievement I sure as fuck will.
0494eb No.14670505
>>14670495
>edgy asshole implying he would actually do it even though he is a coward
be1d47 No.14670523
>>14670413
The first four are pretty damn good.
Why did it have to go from great to gay on the last one?
197d81 No.14670527
>>14670505
>you are edgy if you want to face animals
I guess all IRL hunters since ancient times are actually edgy cowards then :^)
Or maybe you are just an overly sensitive nu-male.
754c72 No.14670530
>>14653921
pic related
>>14664081
>endless ocean
My man.
0494eb No.14670534
>>14670527
>now he's implying he's a hunter when he doesn't have any balls left in his scrotum
you crack me up little buddy
197d81 No.14670543
>>14670534
>dun hurt lil animuls !!!
>u have no balls
More balls than an overly sensitive twat like you.
0494eb No.14670568
>>14670543
>dun hurt lil animuls !!!
never said that, I must have struck a nerve here since you seem more and more unstable
and anyway, modern hunters are pussies anyway, sitting in their little towers with coffee, snacks and warm blankies aiming to animals that can't even see them while wearing John Deerfucker brand doe piss eau de toilette
3f54bc No.14670577
Taking into account that I never said any of that and I was referring to you local eco-system. I'll play along with your edgy autism anyway.
>Lets focus time and resources on lawsuits against people who harmed dogs or cats.
Makes sense especially if that dog or cat belongs to somebody, otherwise it's degenerate to hurt something just to cause it harm and be edgy.
>Lets create activists groups to fight against eating meat because meat is murder, even though we have done it since our existence.
Most people know that's bullshit, the extremes in our society are not the norms.
>Let's stop small fishermen from fishing, but let's not touch big corporations who are doing it on a larger scale.
People have tried to expose overfishing especially on a large scale it's just that no one actually cares except when it comes to dolphins and whales.
Most people have the same mentality as you which amounts to
>let's worry about the problem later when it gets REALLY bad.
Or my favorite
>let's worry about it until it effects me, my offspring or my community.
If anything it's this apathy that will prevent future generations from experiencing the joys of hunting and fishing.
edf466 No.14670656
>>14670413
>>14670318
Once you're dead it's no longer about what you want.
197d81 No.14670660
>>14670568
Yeah hunting has turned into a lazy activity, but that doesn't make you any less of tard, for caring about some random drunks on the other side of the globe killing a bunch of stingrays.
Either you have no problems in your own life at all, or you are a genuine moron to care about that type of thing.
3f54bc No.14670664
0494eb No.14670668
>>14670660
>yes i admit i am a huge pussy bragging about trivial achievements that exist only in my head but your stupid as well
nice
197d81 No.14670695
>>14670577
>Makes sense especially if that dog or cat belongs to somebody
Dogs are animals that can threaten humans and often do kill humans. Killing is not a onesided thing, but you assuming that it is only us who kill dogs already shows where you stand with your thinking.
>Most people know that's bullshit, the extremes in our society are not the norms.
That american brand of bullshit has spread over the globe at an alarmingly high rate and has indoctrinated tons of kids.
>People have tried to expose overfishing especially on a large scale it's just that no one actually cares except when it comes to dolphins and whales.
The practical result of such laws is this: small fishermen are fucked, the ones actually doing the damage are not.
That is the direct result of your brand of autism.The normal people are fucked the corporations are not.
>People have tried to expose overfishing especially on a large scale it's just that no one actually cares except when it comes to dolphins and whales.
You equate it to the standard apathy but it is not. It involves keeping things around you and your country in a good state.
It does not mean mindless destruction of natural resources and wildlife.
Above all it does not involve overly dramatic persecution of people for minor crimes, while supporting major crimes.
If a guy kills his own cat or dog I will not go out of my way to sick the police on him, like most burgers would.
>>14670668
>bragging about trivial achievements that exist only in my head
You took it as bragging, but if you review the above posts there isn't any bragging.
Nice projection tho.
0494eb No.14670707
>>14670695
>If I want to kill a stingray or croc for the achievement I sure as fuck will.
>i am so badass that if i want to actually face dangerous animals i would do it in a heartbeat, im just not feeling like it its not like i wouldnt do it i am just letting the animals go off easily
as I said, nice
3f54bc No.14670815
>>14670695
>Dogs are animals that can threaten humans and often do kill humans. Killing is not a onesided thing, but you assuming that it is only us who kill dogs already shows where you stand with your thinking.
>but you assuming that it is only us who kill dogs already shows where you stand with your thinking.
>but you assuming that it is only us who kill dogs
Let's go back
>Lets focus time and resources on lawsuits against people who harmed dogs or cats.
>against people who harmed dogs or cats.
>people who harmed dogs or cats.
Way to move goal posts around anon.
>That american brand of bullshit
Again extremes all over the world, can't really stop that. Media LOVES showing extremes, it's their bread and butter.
>That is the direct result of your brand of autism.The normal people are fucked the corporations are not.
Way to put words in my mouth anon, are you sure you can read?
>You equate it to the standard apathy but it is not.
Yes it does, hard to believe that people don't give a shit unless it personally effects them, isn't it?
>Above all it does not involve overly dramatic persecution of people for minor crimes, while supporting major crimes.
So attempting to put words in my mouth again anon? Seems like you need to rethink your argument.
>If a guy kills his own cat or dog I will not go out of my way to sick the police on him, like most burgers would.
>it's normal to kill your own pet 4noraisan anon :^)
Confirmed degenerate
I think this argument is over anon, at this point I'm not even taking you seriously.
4d1957 No.14670987
>>14653921
>So I recently found out that my favorite thing to do is play Monster Hunter: World, go on an expedition and spy and observe the creatures' behavior in nature.
That's about all you can do really, since it's not any good as a Monster Hunter title.
a2c767 No.14671036
>>14670656
Oh gee, time to dig up his remains and jam my thumb where is rectum once was :^)
197d81 No.14674778
>>14670707
>>i am so badass that if i want to actually face dangerous animals i would do it in a heartbeat, im just not feeling like it its not like i wouldnt do it i am just letting the animals go off easily
Hardcore projection.
>>14670815
>Way to move goal posts around anon.
>goalposts
>claims punishmet is necessary for those harming cats and dogs
>never mentions cases of elderly or children attacked by dogs
>elderly mauled by cats
>alergic people who die to cats
>goal posts
Onesided as fuck.
>Again extremes all over the world, can't really stop that. Media LOVES showing extremes, it's their bread and butter.
It was never this bad before burgers turned it into hippie activism.
>Way to put words in my mouth anon, are you sure you can read?
How is keeping your area in a good shape apathy, but going out of your way to care about stingrays and drunk australians good ?
You are a fucking moron.
>Yes it does, hard to believe that people don't give a shit unless it personally effects them, isn't it?
No it isn't. It's your retarded breed of:
<rare issues that do not damage the ecosystem on the other side of the planet bother me
>but the shitstorm in my country is a non-issue right now
<so I will go interfere in other countries
A typically british/burger mindset.
>So attempting to put words in my mouth again anon? Seems like you need to rethink your argument.
Am I the one complaining about the aussies or is it you ? Who puts words in whose mouth faggot ?
>Confirmed degenerate
Nice illogical argument faggot. So when my local dog-owning retard lets his dog loose and it bites a few kids on the playground traumatizing them for life it will not be ok to put his dog down because:
<muh animals !
No fuck you greenfag. The fucking vegans have your exact mindset when they run around promoting animal rights. You are just a different brand of nu-male.
edf466 No.14674786
>>14671036
There are easier ways to determine human gender, we don't hide our hemipenes in our cloacas.
9cd5ea No.14674843
>>14664033
Remember the brits thought the Platypus was Australia shitposting.
a25fab No.14674911
>>14674843
>eucalyptus oil is toxic
dude they make lollies out of the stuff, toxic to californians only
02ccfe No.14677459
>>14654123
Too bad you can't do any more interaction with most animals, and you can't just release them since they're dead once you pick them up
e7a8fa No.14681878
>>14670435
Stingrays are some of the most harmless animals, you dumb nigger. You'd have a point if you were speaking of something more likely to kill you, or something that was taking up human resources like some destined-for-death endangered species or those fish that Commiefornia was so against removing that they'd have to import water. What happened to Steve Irwin was nothing but an unfortunate accident - he would have lived even after startling it if it only hadn't hit him in the lung/heart.
848473 No.14684282
>>14681878
>trying to reason with niggers
might as well tell them gangs are stupid or that alcohol is bad for them
3d4afe No.14684324
>>14674911
>used in industrial solvents, bug repellent, and as a cleaning liquid
>not toxic
They only use small amounts of the stuff in candy, they don't make candy completely out of it.
9536fc No.14684330
>>14684324
>used in industrial solvents, bug repellent, and as a cleaning liquid
So is dihydrogen monoxide
3d4afe No.14684345
>>14684330
>baby's first "I'm smart!" retort
You can kill yourself by drinking too much water.
ab8756 No.14684349
>>14653921
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f6512e No.14684350
well you die in dragon's dogma so i guess that's pretty close
9536fc No.14684354
>>14684345
I know
Someone died trying to win a wii
c1c7a4 No.14684474
>>14684435
I don't speak arab.
b72d4e No.14684523
>>14670452
>t.peta shill
fuck off
9113e9 No.14694129
>>14684354
>Someone died trying to win a wii
Good.
65f0ad No.14695234
Far Cry 3 and 4. You don't have to kill the animals and can take screenshots to document your expeditions.