f9072b No.14644169
I got this fucking thing early, im over 5-6 hours in.
What do you fuckers wanna know.
de6bee No.14644173
How many shill threads do you guys need?
4b739e No.14644177
258c68 No.14644179
What's the gameplay to cutscene ratio. Are the cutscenes unskippable?
f9072b No.14644180
>>14644173
no shill friend, the combat in this game fucking sucks
f9072b No.14644183
>>14644179
all the cutscenes are in game engine so you gotta stomach em, lots of "walking while someone talks to you" bullshit
e552eb No.14644186
There's already a thread on this too faggot, check the catalog
0a476e No.14644188
>>14644169
>What do you fuckers wanna know.
Why won't you kill yourself?
f9072b No.14644191
>>14644186
theres already a thread about me having the game, shit when did i do that
82a069 No.14644195
How much do they pay you?
de6bee No.14644196
>>14644195
Apparently not enough to learn to fit in.
c3a444 No.14644203
What soylent flavour do you like the most?
63e67a No.14644204
How cucked does the game get?
Whats is the WORST thing about the game that you found?
Any cringeworthy dialouge or anything in there too?
f9072b No.14644206
i thought not being able to talk about coming soon games was a 4chan thing, old habits never die
1fb98b No.14644208
>>14644183
>all the cutscenes are in game engine
<Asking a technical question:
Isn't that more efficient than using FMVs and helps reduce file size for a game?
b5ac8e No.14644214
Who wants to play 20 questions, just say what you have to say about it
f9072b No.14644216
>>14644204
The game so far is basically "kratos is mean to the boy" all fucking game long so far, he also always says boy so thats gonna get stuck in your head
the combat is so fucking bad, you are supposed to dodge and pull the shield to parry but the shield wont interrupt animations so you gotta play like a pussy (playing on hard, so maybe thats not how it is on normal)
dialouge is whatever so far, nothing too cringy
de6bee No.14644221
>>14644206
Nah, you can shill all you want on cuckchan. They'll welcome you with open arms.
f9072b No.14644223
>>14644208
i…i dont know anon, not a dev believe it or not, there dont seem to be any hidden loading scenes but thats just because you spend most of the game walking very emotionally with your boy talking to you.
258c68 No.14644227
>>14644208
Cutscenes have been in engine since the PS2, but he is talking about faux cutscenes where you walk and listen instead of a straight no interaction cutscene. its bullshit since it takes out the ability to skip them
f9072b No.14644236
>>14644227
correct, and moments when you have to walk up to somewhere so they make kratos start walking slower instead of regular jog
68ba64 No.14644240
>>14644181
>>14644200
>>14644221
>Calls others cuckchanners
>Is infatuated with dubs, like a cuckchanner
Nice, epic, IIIIIIIIII like it.
258c68 No.14644248
>>14644236
God fucking damnit i hate HL2 and HL so much for introducing this shit to vidya.
87ef57 No.14644249
>>14644169
Just give us a webm of the most "emotional and mature" scene you can find then.
f9072b No.14644255
>>14644248
at least in those you could fuck around, here it is assassin's creed level of "press forward"
fcbbe5 No.14644256
>>14644169
When are you going back to cuckchan?
258c68 No.14644257
>>14644255
Not really. In HL2 you were stuck in a horribly small room for 5+ minutes at a time. There was nothing to fucking do at all.
f9072b No.14644258
>>14644249
i dont have capture cards or anything of the sort, i will tell you its either between when the kid kills a human and he starts crying or when kratos steps into a light and starts going thru memories of the new wife, the kid pulls him out and he is super pissed off at him, so then he starts being a lil shit for a while
7ec131 No.14644266
sage
>>14644258
the psage4 automatically records gameplay stupid shill.
>>14644262
>>14644265
moron
9268fd No.14644267
>>14644169
>What do you fuckers wanna know.
Why aren't you playing a better game?
87ef57 No.14644270
>>14644258
Use the PS4 built-in recording software or download the third party ones, you really need to give us some screenshots or videos as evidence
de6bee No.14644271
>>14644267
People don't get paid to shill good games.
f9072b No.14644273
>>14644266
oh shit your right, i forgot about that fucking feature, those scenes already passed tho
>>14644267
because i got it for free, might as well
d48674 No.14644274
>>14644216
>Shield won't interrupt animations
Jesus they really are trying to ape Dark Souls aren't they? Do you at least get a few different weapons to play around with?
002250 No.14644276
>>14644274
I think you get some shit-tier bow that you can't even machinegun fire like you could in GOW3.
f9072b No.14644278
>>14644270
i will as soon as i get access to the ps4 again
>>14644274
so far no, the only one that got something new for the weapon was the boy, he got magic imbued to the arrows that explodes after a while
Kratos only plays with the axe and fist+shield combo which is not as fun as it sounds
f9072b No.14644283
>>14644276
so far kratos never has the shield, its the boy that uses it, you have to fucking manually command him to shoot the arrows by pressing square, your hand is gonna suffer from the "claw grip" a lot
attack with R1 for light, R2 heavy, then L2 to throw the axe, and L1 to pull the shield, then press triangle to call the axe back while mashing square to fire arrows and X to dodge…its a fucking mess to try and do a combos, just mindlessly mash instead
8ba465 No.14644285
>>14644273
>because i got it for free, might as well
Did you rob a store or something?
f9072b No.14644286
>>14644285
i share the ps4 account with a reviewer
002250 No.14644290
>>14644283
>need to constantly have your thumb on the right stick to track enemies with the camera
>have to hit three face buttons to fight while you're doing that
Absolute trash
1fb98b No.14644291
48394d No.14644294
>>14644169
How are the female characters?
Any feminist shit shoehorned in?
How is the variety of bosses and enemies?
08fc84 No.14644295
>>14644286
What's the biggest problem with the game right now? The one that you think of as soon as you remember playing that shit.
002250 No.14644296
>>14644291
Come on now, you're not getting anon's faggot friend fired over StepGod of War.
41c3d3 No.14644298
>>14644169
How's the son? Is his generic-looking girly-voiced ass a detriment to the story as we predicted him to be?
f9072b No.14644300
>>14644291
the "i aint that dumb" monthly, subscribe for our premium subscription friend
>>14644290
oh right the fucking camera, sometimes the thing automatically locks to an enemy so you hold the stick to look behind you and it just wont fucking give and you get hit from behind, fuck i hate this fucking combat so much
f9072b No.14644304
>>14644294
only girl so far is a witch, shes been trying to help kratos and boy for some reason, she does kinda cool shit, nothing really feminist at all so far
>>14644295
THE GOD AWFUL COMBAT
>>14644298
he is the main focus besides taking the ashes of the wife to the top of the mountain, its been interesting to see a character give shit to kratos and not get killed in seconds, he goes from "yes sir!" to "you dont even care about mom!"
also he made kratos laugh, slight chuckle actually
9268fd No.14644306
>>14644273
>because i got it for free, might as well
Follow up question: why is this how you're choosing to spend your limited time on this planet?
9f735d No.14644307
>>14644169
How the fuck could you stand playing that SJW cuck shit for 5-6 hours?
5625a6 No.14644310
Firstly, where the titties at?
Secondly, where the titties at?
Thirdly, where are them titties at, son?
And finally, WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE TITTIES, MY MAN
f9072b No.14644313
>>14644310
i can confirm without a doubt i havent seen any good tiddies so far, just dwarve brothers that hate eachother
76f3cf No.14644318
I already know you lack the ability to get dubs, let me show you the true way. Mark should ban these obvious shill threads on sight
95af52 No.14644321
Is this even worth watching on youtube?
08fc84 No.14644324
>>14644318
The entire thread so far is "GoW has really shitty combat".
2c03fb No.14644325
f9072b No.14644330
>>14644321
maybe? do you care about kratos struggles with accepting this ill-kid as his son or possibly meeting the gods? (i have yet to find one btw, just the world serpent and baldur, the bearded guy from the very beggining)
then sure
>>14644325
unless its with the witch…or kid, not a single girl besides the witch so far, and some robed flying elves that have porn potential
de6bee No.14644331
>>14644318
Mark should do a lot of things, but he's useless
648d0e No.14644332
>there's a witch
Can you fuck the witch? This is important.
76f3cf No.14644333
>>14644324
And we established that thousands of threads ago. Don't need yet another fucking GoW thread that keeps being repeated every day.
f9072b No.14644336
>>14644332
so far the witch scolds you and your son for killing a magic boar, then she boss you around to get some ingredients to heal it, during that she reveals that she knows you are a god…and then you leave, she kinda reminds me of Alloy from horizon but cleaner hair
002250 No.14644346
>>14644333
Alright there it is, kill the thread, Mark.
de6bee No.14644348
>>14644333
We also established that there's no sex, but coincidentally there are all these (1)s who don't know that while OP is playing dumb.
810932 No.14644350
>Radical Heights comes out
>Mark deletes all new threads because the old one hit the bump limit but is on page 12, not 13 yet
>GoW comes out
>There are 3 threads on atm, none of them even hit the bump limit but this is allowed
So mods are Sonycucks?
648d0e No.14644352
>Alloy from horizon but cleaner hair
<Not a hot as fuck apothecary like from the witcher
disappointing.
f9072b No.14644358
>>14644352
theres pics of her actually…i thought her hair was more red than that, maybe my tv is fucked
a53b84 No.14644360
>No one on this site wants to talk about GoW so you must be a shill
Holy fuck when did this paranoia reach over the site, I mean not even in the old days shit was this bad.
Hey OP, who's the main villain of the story.
648d0e No.14644361
>>14644358
<witch looks like a middle aged woman who's well into menopause
<can't fuck the witch
<she scolds you for killing something
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
002250 No.14644367
>>14644358
Wait a minute
Kratos didn't have a kike nose before. Did he?
b34df6 No.14644370
>>14644358
>>14644361
>>14644304
She's gonna turn out to be a goddess that you have to kill. That's the way the game works.
>>14644169
Keep playing until you can give us something to spoil the whole plot with. That way you can prove you're not a shill and start a new salt party.
f9072b No.14644371
>>14644360
So far theres no real villian, you burn your dead wife, you want to bring her ashes to the top fo the mountain, that was her last wish, but they set this bearded guy as a villian at the beginning, he keeps saying he was sent in by odin and shit, but so far you fight ogres, rock monsters, i fought a electric dragon and shit
4cdf2b No.14644374
>>14644169
>What do you fuckers wanna know.
Everything, duh.
f9072b No.14644375
>>14644370
She does hint to something like that.
"odin and the rest dont take kindly to outsiders, i know better"
de6bee No.14644376
>>14644360
You really think something with as big a marketing budget as this won't employ a few shills here? Are you retarded?
f9072b No.14644380
>>14644370
il probably have something juicy by tomorrow, cant wait for people to call me a shill for spoiling the game
7ec131 No.14644385
>>14644367
Are you serious?
76f3cf No.14644387
>>14644380
Should have waited until you beat the game, at least then your thread would actually be useful.
002250 No.14644390
>>14644385
I seriously don't remember, I haven't played a GOW game in years.
f9072b No.14644391
>>14644387
look man, if anything im also looking to vent from the fucking anger the combat gives me, i know everyone saw it coming but god damn
a53b84 No.14644392
>>14644371
So it's basically Far Cry, mixed in with the Last of Us and Dark Souls to become the ultimate Triple A meme game of they year?
>>14644376
OP could just be some dude who got the game, I don't think he got paid, at most he gets free shit in exchange for shilling as much as possible.
002250 No.14644395
Never mind, Kratos had even more of a kike nose before nuKratos.
8ba465 No.14644396
>>14644391
Turn the shit onto reviewer mode and just rush for spoilers so you can spread them everywhere.
f9072b No.14644398
>>14644392
Far cry sounded fun to fuck around in, theres nothing to really do besides what you are told, yes last of us and…i did found a weird salamander that gave me special resources after killing it so lets day more demon souls.
7ec131 No.14644401
>>14644390
He's based on Greek mythology. what were you expecting, a blonde aryan?
a53b84 No.14644402
>>14644398
It's still generic Playsaturation shit. Demons Souls, Dark Souls, same shit.
f9072b No.14644403
>>14644396
i got this fucking far on hard mode, i cant man, please understand, its a personal challange now
c3a444 No.14644404
>>14644392
>So it's basically Far Cry, mixed in with the Last of Us and Dark Souls to become the ultimate Triple A meme game of they year?
Hopefully looking like 2 franchises that used to be good and garbage isn't enough to earn it a cult following by the redditors occupying /v/.
>>14644395
I wouldn't think much of it, the original was a PS2 game so they probably had to make some facial features bigger so they're visible amidst the blur and the low resolution.
f9072b No.14644409
>>14644402
its definetly more horizon bullshit with "just look at the pretty woods"
3c3a35 No.14644410
>>14644273
>because i got it for free, might as well
BLOGGER DETECTED CALL THE COPS NOW!
68ec12 No.14644412
d517b5 No.14644420
I appreciate the gesture of leaking the game OP, but I feel like you're only scratching the surface of how shitty the game is. I've seen some webms from later on down the line (I presume it's later anyway, since they're not on some shitty mountain to carry ashes to the top like you described), and it's full on The Order where there was only 1 minute or so of gameplay followed by 15 minutes or so of walking slowly/cutscenes. I assume you already have a taste of that shit so far?
>>14644376
Pretty sure a marketer/shill wouldn't be posting about how shitty the game is, quit being a faggot.
4a34b7 No.14644423
How is the enemy/bosses variety and finishers alos are the rpg elements making any difference ?
a53b84 No.14644426
>>14644404
>>14644409
So far we have:
Last of Us
Far Cry
Horizon Faggot Shit
Souls Shit
All as influences, any other notable games it stole from?
If we count the "Continuous tracking shot xD" gimmick it also stole from /tv/
f9072b No.14644430
>>14644420
oh yeah, a lot, thats what i meant with lots of "press forward and listen" shit, also big open spaces for you to run at the speed of a crying old man so you can look around and be amazed.
to be honest with you i do want to see kratos fight with some of the gods, i have yet to find one, thats the main reason i keep playing
b34df6 No.14644438
>>14644430
Odin will probably turn out to be black.
a53b84 No.14644444
>>14644438
Someone post the image
You know the one
f9072b No.14644447
>>14644423
there is variety il admit, normal enemies, then the same enmy but heavier, then enemy with a shield, enemy that can run, some kind of posion witches that you HAVE to hit with an arrow first, wolves, some kind of underground snakes
Bosses so far have been ogre, ice ogre, fire ogre, first stone giant, snow…monkey like monster, a flying dark elve and im fighting the electric dragon now
pretty boring to be honest
The rpg is very important because you can bump your strenght from 5 to 15 with a rune, some runes give you different perks (bigger parry window, more strenght when health is critical, dode at the last moment to activate basically witch time), so yeah pretty important
d517b5 No.14644449
>>14644426
Can't believe you forgot about Uncharted, which was the original cancer of "walking at a snail's pace while plot is delivered" that infected Naughty Dog before they went on to The Last of Us.
>>14644430
>to be honest with you i do want to see kratos fight with some of the gods
Get ready to be disappointed, because I'm 99% sure that never happens.
>>14644444
Checked.
f9072b No.14644452
>>14644449
at this point i wouldnt be surpised, but you do fight Baldur at the beginning, so thats one god
a53b84 No.14644455
>>14644449
Naughty Cuck shit is the same as all their games, if you want replace TLoU with Naughty Dog in general.
d517b5 No.14644470
>>14644455
The fuck happened to Naughty Dog in 2007 that made them create Uncharted? How do you go from Jak and Daxter to interactive movies like Uncharted?
And holy fuck you're on a roll with those digits.
a53b84 No.14644480
>>14644470
Money and Playsaturation, I don't know what it is about Play Station but any company that gets involved with them becomes a soulless triple A company, think about it
Naugty Cuck.
Ubisoy.
Fuckmyshitupware.
All "Muh cinematics, muh graphics, muh third person, muh deepest lore." Dogshit.
f58feb No.14644482
>>14644470
Their modern fanbase sure isn't complaining, so I'd wager they keep listening to drivel like this. Assuming those aren't just themselves shilling.
c3a444 No.14644501
>>14644480
>any company that gets involved with them becomes a soulless triple A company,
Ubisoft has always been shit, they just happened to be alive during the golden of age of gaming.
Or as I personally like to call it "the time when everyone's rectum was capable of alchemy".
7ec131 No.14644509
>>14644480
that's just western garbage. yakuza, gravity rush, BB, and so on. great games made by japanese devs on the ps.
a53b84 No.14644514
>>14644509
>From Soft
>Western
>>14644501
Ubisoft was always shit I'll give you that
a21df9 No.14644516
>>14644240
>Is infatuated with dubs, like a cuckchanner
<Cuckchan repeatedly attempted to stomp out dubsposting
Nice historical revisionism attempt though.
d517b5 No.14644517
>>14644480
Ubisoft and Bioware are their own shitty companies that are affiliated with everybody and purchased by EA respectively, and other companies from around that time like Insomniac and Sucker Punch still made and make actual video games that aren't walking simulators. A big change in direction, sure, but Infamous and Resistance still constitute as games (and Insomniac still worked on Ratchet and Clank games in addition to Resistance). It seems like it's specifically Naughty Dog that fell under this, and thanks to faggots like the people >>14644482 mentions, the cancer at Naughty Dog will continue to fester until Cuckmann leaves the company. And even then, it will probably continue to go on.
7ec131 No.14644542
>>14644514
How was I supposed to know that you were talking about from,
<fuckmyshitupware
that's not funny or clever.
8d44e8 No.14644563
>>14644169
>Combat is dogshit
Then what the fuck are Sony going to bank this ‘game’ on? The story?
By the way the story has already been spoiled right?
a53b84 No.14644564
>>14644542
You try writing clever cuckold jokes with the names of major game developers.
f9072b No.14644567
>>14644563
Sony doesnt care about gameplay nowdays boy, its all about the emotions, the cinematic experience, the #chills!!!
maybe it has, i havent finished yet but it seems im awfully close and i cant wait
d517b5 No.14644583
>>14644567
>I haven't finished yet but it seems I'm awfully close and I cant wait
From what you've described here so far regarding the plot, it seems really anticlimactic and shitty. As I expected, sure, but not to this extent.
117539 No.14644590
>>14644169
>actually buying god of my wife's son
I want to know how much bleach you can drink.
f9072b No.14644591
>>14644583
so far the biggest moments in the story are "your kid speaks his mind and kratos realises he is a shitty father"
399e9f No.14644593
What exactly happened to the god of war series? I thought the game was ok for the second one. Never played the first one or any after the second one though. Someone give me a TLDR of the histroy.
7ec131 No.14644596
>>14644593
Kratos literally kills everyone, the end.
d517b5 No.14644601
>>14644593
>Someone give me a TLDR of the histroy.
Kratos kills literally everybody but himself and Athena.
f9072b No.14644603
>>14644593
1. kratos kills the god of war, becomes one
2. kratos is too powerful so zeus tricks him, tries to kill him, he comes back but kills athena
3. kratos kills zeus and everyone else then "kills himself" but after credits theres just a pool of blood and no body
76480a No.14644605
>>14644367
>kike nose
nigga
f9072b No.14644609
>>14644601
he fucking kills athena at the ending of the second game, thats the big point of the story, by mistake but still
399e9f No.14644612
>>14644596
So why are they still making these games? Especially why are they making them if the game itself isn't centered around kratos killing everyone?
79b910 No.14644617
Is it at least cool, being in that setting with Kratos?
d517b5 No.14644619
>>14644609
I forgot about that since not only have I not played the game since it came out, but also because she was hounding Kratos the whole time throughout 3 and got really butthurt at the end. Also, she's in the new one apparently to basically be butthurt some more, so even more reason why I forgot.
>>14644612
The director of the new God of War literally begged Sony to make this new one.
f9072b No.14644629
>>14644617
i see things here and there that get me interested but the game itself doesnt really go far with it (so far), you wouldnt know this was about nordic gods if the game didnt told you, its been woods and big structures hat look pretty similar to the greek, only thing nordic or viking like so far has been runes, the axe, snowy woods and lots of boats"
f9072b No.14644633
>>14644619
i was thinking about that, Athena "ascended to something beyond life" after kratos killed her, so im guessing you might see her at some point
e6c135 No.14644662
>>14644318
Believe or not people do like to talk about shitty games.
79b910 No.14644664
>>14644629
Hm, alright.
Thanks.
7acb9d No.14645041
>>14644420
Check out >>14637842 in the other thread
>>14644452
the stranger is actually baldur? 1.21 niggawhats
>>14644482
<REEEE give back my pretentious games! I want to feel smart!! Games are not for fun!1!
>>14644563
they're making interactive movies now
dbd2a2 No.14645242
21c4ad No.14645253
77d245 No.14645285
>>14645227
>>14645227
Das ist ein Köder*
Wouldn't it make more sense to just write "Ein Köder!"?
dbd2a2 No.14645286
>>14644271
Kingdom Come Deliverance
:^)
4dbc5d No.14647280
0766ce No.14647322
>136 posts
>not a single shred of evidence is form of a stream, video, screenshot or even a photo of a screen with disgusting glare because OP forgot to turn the flash off
disgusting
0766ce No.14647339
>>14644447
>meme spacing THIS BADLY
nigga
9f7d58 No.14647349
ab7081 No.14647372
>>14644169
How do you look yourself in the mirror?
92b98f No.14647394
>>14644169
Can you take a picture of it with your smartphone?
80e75c No.14647403
>>14644330
>baldur, the bearded guy from the very beggining
The skinny meth head with all those tacky tattoos is meant to be the guy described as the wisest, most beautiful of gods? A god described as being so good he emanates light simply from the virtue of his character.
The old games were already a shitshow with how they handled the source material but this is hitting new levels of not knowing what the fuck you're doing.
f992f3 No.14648871
>>14644367
Unfortunately Meds have hook noses as well.
3bb663 No.14651594
>>14648871
They also founded civilization.
bac074 No.14651607
>>14644333
Impressive, very nice
00ab87 No.14651627
>>14645285
Das ist Köder is correct
522c28 No.14651630
Why are you still posting in a thread with not a shred of evidence that the OP isn't lying?
00ab87 No.14651636
>>14651627
But only in informal situations
60942f No.14651695
>>14651594
between meds and anglos I'd happily gas the anglos without a second thought.
caf1f8 No.14651752
>>14651630
hang on, are you saying we should by default assume that nu God of War is not a shitty game?
04f753 No.14651755
>What do you fuckers wanna know.
How much do you get paid by thread or post? How can I get hired to be a professional shill?
2ed51f No.14651793
>>14644401
>Who was Achilles and why was he cited as blonde at times
>Why was Alexander / Iskander portrayed as a blonde / red-haired aryan midget
Greeks may be meds by they did descend from Caucasus before mingling with the natives. There's a reason why the gods would often be portrayed as blonde and Athena as blonde and blue-eyed, those features were rare compared to the more common light brown / dirty blonde colours of hairs and eyes and they thought that being blonde was a gift from the gods or the Sun(the god) or something similar.
>>14644404
Kratos had some pretty defined features in Ascension, his nose looked normal. Apart from being ultra-roided macho man in GOW3 in A he was more rounded and his features weren't so gorila-like.
118a03 No.14657966
>>14644360
Fuck off shill.
2dae57 No.14657986
I never bothered to look this game up because I'm not an idiot but what is the basic story here anyway? How are Greek and Norse myths even related to one another in the game? Wasn't Kratos dead by the end of GoW 3 or whatever?
c73cf5 No.14658239
>>14651627
>>14651636
No, not even in informal situations. Either "Das ist ein Köder" or "Ein Köder". You can't just omit the article.
fbbb79 No.14658373
>>14644208
It's more cinematic and immersive that way.
fbbb79 No.14658380
>>14651755
So you think you can shill?
c73cf5 No.14658409
>>14658380
It is impossible for these companies to gauge success of your individual shilling efforts as in anons who actually buy the game because of you, so it just has to look like a success, which is probably defined as something like "engagement with at least n unique users" or "stayed on the front page / catalog for x amount of time".
a35ccf No.14658442
>>14644240
Nigger dubs have been a part of this board since day 1. It's one of the things we were happy to see a return of after Jewt's constant attempts to stop dubsposting back on halfchan. How new are you?
759b15 No.14663328
>>14658442
Cuckchanners hate dubs remember.
>>14657986
Fatherhood simulator.
00ab87 No.14663546
>>14658239
Informal in slang
759b15 No.14663720
>>14663546
Is there a good way to learn German or are you a native speaker? I've always wanted to.