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a53c6b No.14630388
>The Federal Government is so incompetent it took local gun owners a forming Resistance militia to liberate a small county from a cult
Is this why SJWs got ass blasted over far cry 5? The game, not a month old yet I still see journalists and E-celebs being passive aggressive over far cry 5. Video related. A good example of saltiness over Far cry 5 isn't politically more like Wolfenstein 2..
http://farcry.wikia.com/wiki/Cult_Pickup_(Far_Cry_5)
http://farcry.wikia.com/wiki/Project_at_Eden%27s_Gate
http://farcry.wikia.com/wiki/The_Resistance
42c30f No.14630424
>>14630388
TFW SJWs thought Far Cry 5 would be an attack on conservative Americans and it turned out to be the exact opposite.
36c51e No.14630432
It's also just the book of revelations.
>>>/christian/632866
>Each of the villains closely resemble the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (John is Famine, Jacob is War, Faith is Death, and Joseph is Conquest), Joseph in particular has a crown symbolizing Conquest tattooed on his chest and Faith is strongly tied to White Lillies.
>Every time you kill a subboss, Joseph mentions that you've "broken another seal". Tied to this, are newscasts that very rarely play when you're listening to the radio (most people apparently never heard these) that start off benign, but the more villains (and the more seals you've broken), the more dire these newscasts become.
>Once you're down to the last two seals the newscasts will start mentioning things such as "Moscow being struck, death toll in the millions" and warning everybody to seek immediate shelter prior to your final encounter to Joseph Seed.
>The newscasts also mention disastrous weather across the country and world
>Joseph explicitly refers to you as "the Lamb"
>When you kill Faith she states, "Joseph believes he's our savior, but you'll be the one who decides. You were the start. You will be the end.", referencing Revelation 22:13
>In the opening scene, you can barely make it out, but there's a TV screen in the background that has the verse "They will wage war against the Lamb, but the Lamb will triumph over them because he is Lord of lords and King of kings–and with him will be his called, chosen and faithful followers." (Revelation 17:14)
>The main villain also shares aspects of the antichrist, as he's trying to deceive people into believing he's a prophet and a messiah
>The max amount of followers you can recruit are twelve, referencing the twelve apostles.
df9e9b No.14630436
fuck off with this spite marketing shill bullshit, kill yourself
aa5bf4 No.14630438
No, we won't be buying your game.
f738f6 No.14630448
>>14630432
That has to be either one of the greatest asspulls I ever heard to justify liking a game, or Ubisoft are actually good at writing game. I don't know which to believe
c7e7d8 No.14630454
>>14630432
>Far Cry 5 is sort of a metaphor for the Book of Revelations.
>Main character is supposedly like the Lord.
>But unlike Revelations, he doesn't get any crazy powers as the seals break and all the good stuff happens in the background.
Missed opportunity. Big missed opportunity. I still wouldn't play it though.
642e38 No.14630456
df9e9b No.14630462
>>14630448
Inserting symbolism and references into your game doesn't make the storytelling good by any stretch of the imagination
c7e7d8 No.14630477
>>14630462
I'll give them a clap for knowing Conquest is the same as the Antichrist. Being more accurate in their references than many many others is what I'll give them. That's about it.
b8add8 No.14630480
>>14630462
Sure it does just look at Evangelion :^)
64066e No.14630531
>>14630448
Referencing the Bible is about as milquetoast as 'deep' symbolism comes. Everybody in everything has quoted something from Revelations or the Kabbalah. Real motherfuckers reference Hindu mythology.
f6f1fc No.14630533
>>14630388
are the devs ourguys?
15bca4 No.14630534
No one cares about your shitty controversy marketed game. Kill yourself.
15bca4 No.14630535
>>14630480
Evangelion is about Freud, not the bible.
f738f6 No.14630541
>>14630535
Evangelion does have blatant Christian symbolism too
0a32e0 No.14630543
>>14630531
>american game references the most dominant religion in america
shocker.
15bca4 No.14630549
>>14630541
No, it uses qabbalic symbolism, not Christian ones as a substitute for Freud's vocabulary.
15bca4 No.14630551
>>14630543
>most dominant religion in america
Judaism?
0a32e0 No.14630557
>>14630551
Tee hee fahnny joke. But America is still majority christian.
15bca4 No.14630563
>>14630557
So? The majority China's population still practices its indigenous faiths but we still acknowledge it's ruling religion as Communism.
5017ea No.14630566
>>14630432
>Joseph is Conquest
The fourth horseman you are looking for is pestilence. A cult in Oregon tried that too, back in the 80s. Tried poisoning people with Ecoli.
0a32e0 No.14630568
>>14630563
The point is that likewise to America, China will make games (and people will make games to pander to China) by having references to their culture, the biggest one being wukong as he is in every fucking game now. So it's only natural an American game would have references to the largest faith in America.
8f4c99 No.14630579
>>14630566
>pestilence
>horseman
15bca4 No.14630582
>>14630566
Actually, Pestilence isn't in the bible. Conquest is.
165ad3 No.14630588
>>14630533
>are the devs ourguys?
Not really, it's more of a case of the left eating itself…again.
The developer's sin was that the game wasn't leftists enough. SJW reviewers thought FC5 was going to be a genocide simulator where they cleansed all of rural Montana of straight white males.
"What do you mean I'm not shooting these inbred hicks on sight!? I have to ask some of them for help to win the game!? DAMN YOU DRUMPH!!!!1!"
64066e No.14630590
>>14630543
The fact it's the most 'popular' religion doesn't excuse how lazy referencing Revelations is. It's even worse because it never goes beyond referencing the Antichrist or the Four Horsemen, nobody references the Seven Trumpets, the witnesses, the heavenly thrones, the coming of the angels or how all the Beasts were political allegories. Shit, the Beasts in general are barely ever referenced because everybody's too fucking busy obsessing over the Horsemen because they're totally not a tired fucking cliche at this point that precisely everybody has used. There's so much to reference from the source material but people are too fucking lazy to stop referencing the same fucking things over and over.
343ba3 No.14630633
>>14630388
Do you want to know why game journalists are getting so salty about Far Cry 5? It's the same reason why EA paid fake religious crazies to protest Dante's Inferno. After seven or so years of watching all their major releases flop, Ubisoft's execs are finally starting to realize that these board-contrived "progressive activists" receive the same contempt from the public that the religious right used to.
aa5bf4 No.14630650
>>14630557
No, not even remotely close to being true. Try again.
0a32e0 No.14630653
>>14630650
Provide evidence to the contrary, nigger.
984495 No.14630774
>>14630650
As opposed to what? Islam? This is America we're talking about, not England.
c62c2d No.14630785
>>14630543
Far Cry 5 wasn't made in America.
0a32e0 No.14630790
>>14630785
Oh yeah, isn't ubi canadian?
082236 No.14630799
>>14630653
jews run america so jews are the dominant religion
0a32e0 No.14630802
>>14630799
that is not what dominant means in this context.
8f53d6 No.14630809
>>14630448
I bet you think Evangelion is well written too
7698e2 No.14630837
>AAA company makes somewhat socially topical game about America and Christianity
>everybody loses their minds
I don't get why people are so easily impressed with this and calling it "brave". If I had money to burn, I'd be doing crazier shit.
>>14630790
Ubisoft is a French company with Canadian studios. So yeah, I guess FC5 is Canadian game, at least geographically.
78c232 No.14630847
>>14630809
What the fuck is that?
0b86b1 No.14630853
df9e9b No.14630858
>>14630633
Yep. People are using journos as a litmus test for quality rather than trusting their actual opinions on anything
>if these faggots say its bad it must be good!
I've said this before in the other shill threads for this game. The tone changed entirely ever since the fake petition was outed. They were marketed as basically "kill christians/trump supporters simulator look at these wacko alex jones types xD" to radio silence, and then journo screeching right before the game was released despite it still stereotyping conservatives, it was still too "triggering" for places like gamespot
Its incredible
aa5bf4 No.14630860
>>14630653
>Provide evidence to the contrary
Kikes run the government, kikes control the media, kikes have utterly subverted both the catholic church and most protestant sects. Anyone who supports jews in any capacity is not a Christian, by definition. Judaism is the dominant religion in the US.
>>14630774
Either educate yourself on a topic before opining or just shut the fuck up about things you don’t understand.
df9e9b No.14630871
>>14630837
Its hilarious because I remember just how angry people were at ubisoft before they went silent on the Far Cry 5 news. People were fucking pissed that they were going after christians. White christians have been the punching bag of media and shit for fucking years. People were saying shit about how if they really wanted to be brave they'd go after Islam, but apparently going after christianity and white America is "brave"
What a fucking joke
83cbe9 No.14630875
>>14630388
Hey, far cry company. howbout you make a far cry where we liberate whites into a homogynous society and get rid of all the non-whites? also howabout you make the game good?
5915a7 No.14630925
>>14630388
Too bad the game is still the same shit Ubi's been pumping out since FC3.
It wasn't even a completely awful game, it's just that this is the 5th fucking time Ubi's released an expansion for FC3 as a standalone game
15bca4 No.14630931
>>14630925
Third time using the same exact level geometry. 5, Primal and Blood Dragon all use the same terrain.
8f4c99 No.14630942
>>14630931
>5
Do you mean 4? I know 4 for sure uses the game map as Primal.
082236 No.14630944
>>14630942
yeah, they just flipped it
a87df7 No.14630982
>>14630942
I thought that was kind of the point though, like this is the blood dragon of fc4 so we are going to use the same map and assets to turn out a quick expansion pack
I wish I could enjoy these games but they are so mediocre. Ubi is the only company making caveman and pirate games, two of the most mineral rich settings for story and gameplay and they still male boring trash.
07bdce No.14630983
>>14630432
>>14630531
REVELATION
IT IS CALLED "REVELATION"! NO "S"!
READ A BOOK YOU IDIOTS
READ AN ACTUAL BOOK
REVELATION
originally THE APOCALYPSE OF JOHN
"REVELATION" as in "the FINAL REVELATION" as in "the final revelation in Scripture, the last portion of divinely inspired text until Christ's Second Coming.
WHY DO IDIOTS ALWAYS SAY "REVELATIONS"?! Are you retarded? Are you actually retarded? You can't look it up for a half-second to make sure you don't like morons?
It's the same crap as people going "Anyways". It's not "anyways" it's "anyway"! You sound like flippered children half-chewing your own tongues! READ A BOOK
07bdce No.14630991
78edb3 No.14631005
>>14630424
So?The game still follows the casualised FarCry 3 formula of gameplay and it doesn't even benefit from a gimmick like Blood Dragon did
5147ed No.14631026
>>14630541
It has Christian symbols used for aesthetic purposes. It doesn't have Christian symbolism. Learn the difference
15bca4 No.14631031
>>14631011
>not recognizing Crusader Kings
5d5023 No.14631059
>>14630432
>Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
It's: horsepeople.
ee415d No.14631145
>>14631059
>tfw EA's next "Donte's Inferno" will feature the Four Horsepeople of the Apocalypse
>Famine will be a lanky faggot riding side-saddle
>War will be anything but a sandnigger because that's offensive. What's he going to do, explode everything?
>Death will be an angry black woman with a a big, frizzy afro as big as half her body and her horse already struggles because she's 400 pounds
>Conquest is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed hwite male on a white horse wearing no shirt, which will result in equal parts professionally falsified outrage over the depiction of strong white men in video games and tons of gay/femdom porn from Tumblr
>"The Lamb" is the player, depicted as a Latino illegal immigrant who magically discovers his true power as God
>zero sales
>Poly/taku will still defend this.
Just kill me now.
fd9367 No.14631174
>>14630590
Tell me more about the 7 Trumpets and the Beasts being political metaphors, I am genuinely curious.
4062a2 No.14631204
>>14631005
Doesn't mean you have to buy it, Tismo
36c51e No.14631710
>>14630448
No, because it's just ripping off Revelation instead of coming up with something original.
a3d8fa No.14631876
>>14630432
>inb4 that statue at the beginning of Seed is the "Image of the Beast", since Seed plays as the "Anti-Christ/Beast"
Interesting, still they should had come with a original idea. Re-using the same stuff and ripping off the Bible for end times stuff is a hack job.
e29f71 No.14631901
>>14630388
The game was SUPPOSED to invoke themes of real-life events like Waco, religious cults like the Nation of Yahweh, Occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.etc
Unfortunately, current SJW politics got in the fucking way and SJWs are so autistic they made it all about "DEM CRAZY CONSERVATIVES!"
f8a7b3 No.14631902
>>14630388
from what i saw you can clearly see how ubi was told or decided to tone down the SJW agenda too. the ending is also total bullshit.
but atleast this time they made the antagonists less likable than the protagonists.
eb33f7 No.14632015
>>14631902
>but atleast this time they made the antagonists less likable than the protagonists
i still don't understand how they fucked up farcry 4 that badly
>start game
>immediately you meet pagan min, a guy who's got his country well in order and takes no shit
>he treats you as an honored guest
>literal terrorists attack his house
>you run away and join them because why not
>rest of the game is you murdering government soldiers trying to stamp out the civil war threatening to tear the country apart
>you can make it an actual honest to god drug state and fund your taliban army with heroin sales
>someone at ubisoft must have realized too late that you're playing the bad guys and anyone with a brain will figure it out
>write in some last-minute lmao so randum!!!11 radio messages from pagan min making him sound like an insane dictator
>meanwhile you're running drugs with degenerates, blowing up infrastructure and in general destabilizing a country
how did they get it so backwards, completely by accident?
c62c2d No.14632030
>>14632015
That sounds a lot like Borderlands 2.
1ba544 No.14632031
>>14632015
You can actually just sit there at his house, then min lets you put the ashes at the shrine and then the game just ends.
299bb2 No.14632048
>>14630388
International cuckoldry hyped it up as "yay we get to kill white males", and ended up getting salty it didn't meet their psycho expectations.
ad255f No.14632214
Reverse psychology AAA marketing, it's what the journos have been reduced to. Don't know if it's working, cause people stupid enough to fall for it are probably buying Ubisoft games anyway.
1d8e44 No.14632679
Never give money to Ubishit or any other marxist company.
c82654 No.14632714
>>14630456
Second it, in case it's already out.
6124ce No.14632760
>>14632031
I remember everyone fantasizing about a version of the game where you get to hang out with Pagan Min on his side and go on gun-blasting adventures with your wacky dictator foster father.
f8a7b3 No.14632824
>>14632760
That sounds like it would have been an awesome Blood Dragon~esque expansion pack
6be87a No.14632966
>>14630809
>implying it isn't the mostgoodanime
b596d3 No.14637948
>>14630424
To be fair I thought this until people gave me their initial reactions.
c02361 No.14637977
>The people in charge of the place can't handle shit
>A small group with the PC at the head needs to get everything done
Except this is the way literally every video games work.
3c25d2 No.14637982
>>14630531
>Hindu mythology
>Referencing a religion that involves worshipping cows, singing hymns about butter, and bathing your children in shit and piss
Hinduism belongs in the trash.
e5ec16 No.14638249
>>14630633
That picture grows more relevant every day.
>>14630557
Wrong,
America as a majority self identifies as christian.
Big difference there, nobody is what they say, but what they do, and america is far from christian despite identifying as so.
6bcfae No.14641002
11f7af No.14641009
>far cry
>lore
what the fuck
c61ba0 No.14641025
>>14631145
At the moment I'm more worried that Darksiders 3 is going to flop
bcd158 No.14641031
Step 1: Get a day buzz off party liquor. Already done that.
Step 2: Wait around and pray for someone to show up and solve all my problems. And now you're here!
479262 No.14641039
>>14630432
That's actually really interesting. Now if only it were a game made by people who'd actually give a shit.
a53c6b No.14641062
>>14630633
Have one about patton?
6c0834 No.14641163
Isn't nuFar Cry shit anyway? Why give a shit about this game? I mean yeah SJW's will bitch and moan about everything under the sun, but maybe we should just let this one slip because it's Ubisoft.
04e26b No.14641846
6124ce No.14642153
>>14641163
People here gave a shit because it looked like it was going to be anti-white/anti-Christian propaganda because it's a Far Cry game (a series usually about running around third-world hellholes shooting everyone) in Midwest America. Then it turned out you were just fighting a crazy doomsday cult instead of real Christians, so SJWs are salty they can't white genocide and /v/ doesn't give a shit because it's still a bad game.
acc247 No.14642171
Isn't this the freedom Americans want? You can't start a cult in my country. Cant buy guns .You can't homeschool your kids.
Hell every year a doctor checks your daughter to make sure you haven't put your dick inside her.
c62c2d No.14642279
>>14642273
I just now noticed imagur saved that as a mp4 instead of a .gif when the image said otherwise.
d9f5ff No.14643820
Now that I know that the game isn't some embarrassing statement on Trumps America, I'm actually mildly interested. I'll probably buy it for a tenner in a year.
>>14632015
I'm pretty sure that was the point of the game. Kyrat would always be a shithole, and Pagan Min was the only one who didn't want to use Ajay as a pawn.
d6bbfb No.14643865
As with any Far Cry game, the IMFDB entry is the only part worth caring about.
a10683 No.14646766
>>14643865
Untrue, Far Cry 2 is great. Basically STALKER but done right.
0974e2 No.14646796
>>14643865
>that whole FarCry 2 article
Pure Gold. FC2 is a good game though. So is FC3 and FC4 looks decent as well.
ff24e7 No.14646821
>>14630436
Friendly reminder on the Ubisoft logo
8f4c99 No.14646838
>>14646766
>>14646796
My anons, Far Cry 2 definitely deserves praise for many of its mechanics, but the gameplay just isn't there.
8cdfee No.14646845
>>14630432
Now that I read this, the plot of Far Cry 5 doesn't seem bad. Not my type of game though.
27e998 No.14646950
>mfw people on /v/ are actually playing this game
I hope the rest of you fags haven't bought into jewbisoft's spite marketing.
6124ce No.14647028
>>14646950
No matter how shitty a game, there's always an anon playing it. The least you can do is not be that anon.
a5ea1a No.14647039
>>14642153
That's actually pretty hilarious, it's like that kid who doesn't mind talking shit and punching other kids but as soon as it happens to him he runs off and cries to the adults.
56db4d No.14650881
>>14630582
Isn't Conquest called Word of God too?
e9c0cc No.14650910
>>14647039
So you mean, exactly what SJWs do on an hourly basis? What you said isn't even a metaphor, I guarantee they were that kind of person before the internet.
d9658a No.14650931
>>14630860
>Kikes run the
They corrupt and run things into the ground
>>14630860
> educate yourself
Kike shill detected
3e8ecc No.14650943
"The crazy white Christian cult leader" was the good guy all along in this game. Just using extremely evil measures and extremely evil sidekicks to get as many people into anti-nuke bunkers as possible (suppose if you don't have a lot of time hit people with sticks). The normal conservative Americans you meet during the story all turn out to be nice folks. Turned out the devs just wanted to make a dumb sandbox game to make money and not make any stupid statements pandering to faggots that don't play games.
SJWs sites like Polygay are livid.
921297 No.14651029
baf4b2 No.14651110
>>14630432
That's a really cool game story, now if only the gameplay was good.
4f428e No.14654059
aa724c No.14654088
>>14630424
Really sick and tired of this bullshit statement. It very much does attack Christians and conservatives, it just don't go as far as they thought it would so they're pissed.
80ddb3 No.14654153
>>14630557
>protestants
>christian
c62c2d No.14654164
>>14654088
It's the duplicitous type shit where if you were a fly on the wall in their offices I guarantee you they'd be cracking jokes about burning down churches and killing all blondes or whatever but the moment you even bring up the possibility of it being about killing whites they go "THEY'RE ACTUALLY SCIENTOLOGISTS YOU SHITLORD DON'T YOU LOVE KILLING THOSE?" like that smokescreen shit works on us.
b28a77 No.14654172
>>14630543
>american game has burger themed level
5d11ab No.14654189
>>14630557
I agree fellow Christian, it's great that those African American and Mexicans aren't Muslims, otherwise we wouldn't be living in such a peaceful country!
b28a77 No.14654194
80ddb3 No.14654196
>>14654189
>seen only one American I know of in real life
>mfw looks kinda like the first kid
baf4b2 No.14654197
>>14654189
>poopface
I think that's how they call her in school.
c62c2d No.14654202
>>14654196
There's a Swedish FF12 speedrunner who looks exactly like him to the point it's kinda scary.
7371d3 No.14654296
>>14641062
Don't let your memes be dreams, anon
cc416b No.14654299
>>14646838
Sounds like you took one too many trucks to the face.
Protip: massacre everyone you come across.
0b1283 No.14654331
>>14643865
The IMFDB is great.
58db9f No.14654595
>>14630579
That always got to me when people bring up the Horseman. I think it had something to do with the Bow being associated with something plague related in history. Not sure the direct correlation. There may also have been references to the First Horseman (Conquest) being the Antichrist.
>>14630582
Exactly. You'd think with the book in global circulation, people would bother to read the freaking source instead of meming Pestilence as the First Horseman.
fb0d2d No.14655837
>>14654194
Disirregardless.
c1184f No.14655936
>>14630809
Better than anything you have ever wrote ;^)
a6fed9 No.14655957
>>14654189
That first kid isn't a mutt, he's got a disorder that fucks his face up.
496e7d No.14655962
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496e7d No.14655965
>>14655962
How do you embed hooktube videos?
bb0b33 No.14655969
>>14632015
>you're running drugs with degenerates, blowing up infrastructure and in general destabilizing a country
It was made for the American market, those are the actions of a White Hat Hero in American culture : ^ )
f738f6 No.14655977
>>14655965
>>14655965
By not being a newfag
56db4d No.14655989
>>14655962
>>14655965
Sorry boy, you are going to get bully.
Look at the tag under the picture attachment.
496e7d No.14656011
>>14655989
Thank you. Everyone here was a new guy at first.
6bcfae No.14662208
c62c2d No.14662253
>>14654595
The first use of that interpretation was literally from a Jewish encyclopedia so it's just complete bullshit cooked up to muddy the waters. That's it.
6719e7 No.14663986
>>14662208
I never learned since Youtube will be dead soon anyway tbh.
b2ccae No.14666976
f15863 No.14666992
>>14663986
>one of the most successful jewish propaganda tools will be dead soon because i say so
Nah.
6719e7 No.14667936
>>14666976
yes
>>14666992
Yea that's why people who make them money have started quitting in the hundreds. There's a reason they're diving harder and harder on low effort shit that viewers can binge on you know. It's what every company resorts to when they know they're tanking.
6bcfae No.14673176
>>14663986
I seriously doubt that.
>>14667936
>Yea that's why people who make them money have started quitting in the hundreds. There's a reason they're diving harder and harder on low effort shit that viewers can binge on you know. It's what every company resorts to when they know they're tanking.
Google own it and they're not going anywhere I'm afraid.
6719e7 No.14673468
>>14673176
>Google own it and they're not going anywhere I'm afraid.
Youtube will die if it costs them more money to keep running than they're getting back from it.
5a2389 No.14675308
I remember seeing this long ass video from some gays in NYC who were pissed that
>some guy running for office in the game's county said libtard!
And
>it's not redneck rampage
6bcfae No.14677679
>>14673468
Nah they'll just sell it to a chink company.
6719e7 No.14678539
>>14677679
In which case people will stop using it anyway since they'll fuck up the censor bots more than Google has.
f00e00 No.14678604
>>14630858
>if these faggots say its bad it must be good!
this is true, 100% of the time. prove me wrong.
60e4ce No.14678667
>The Congress and their Military are incompetent
Well at least they got one thing right..
638a54 No.14680283
4b2b9e No.14680291
>>14654189
>mfw the only american i know is a 56% wop
Maybe the 56% meme does have some grain of truth to it
8b5b01 No.14680301
638a54 No.14680313
I'M NOT BUYING YOUR GAME
GET THE FUCK OUT NIGGER
2972c0 No.14680323
>>14680319
I'm in two minds about this picture.
259cc1 No.14680353
>>14680291
the meme is based off the fact that whites will be a minority and are currently 56% of all births in america, not that whites in america are mixed. of the whites in america, 92-96% are non-mixed.
4dc9ce No.14686594
>>14680319
This is so badly done, holy shit.
>no cavity for the nose and sinuses
>mouth is smaller than it usually is despite being the only place they bothered to put a hole
>flesh strands everywhere for some reason despite that not being the case in a region mostly devoid of muscle and other fleshy matter
>muh red mushy pulp