4c3228 No.14629450
Hey /v/. What should female deities look like in games ?
Most certainly they should be sexy, but many games manage to make them seem kind of capable as well.
Why can japs do it so well but we are running away from it in the west so badly, that the best one can hope for is an office woman in a miniskirt ?
f29202 No.14629468
a90884 No.14629469
What's wrong with her mouth?
c46424 No.14629471
>Why can japs do it so well but we are running away from it in the west so badly, that the best one can hope for is an office woman in a miniskirt ?
SJWs don't exist in Japan.
90c917 No.14629486
>>14629450
I would say that SMITE had a lot of delicious Goddesses, but they pretty much shit the bed with the amount of Jewish Merchantism with the cringe-worthy skins they put in
>>14629471
They do have SJWs in Japan, but their culture ignores any ramble-rousing retards that don't contribute to their society, culture or harmony, which is surely needed as immune system to every country they want to destroy.
c46424 No.14629492
>>14629486
>They do have SJWs in Japan, but their culture ignores any ramble-rousing retards that don't contribute to their society, culture or harmony, which is surely needed as immune system to every country they want to destroy.
Same difference.
63d734 No.14629500
why is her mouth open in all the pictures
11e806 No.14629522
>>14629450
>OL goddess
I can dig it
18e59a No.14629536
>>14629450
I bet that model's skin has the texture of leather.
81f9f9 No.14629538
That outfit is such a fucking mess, holy shit.
96bd48 No.14629583
>>14629450
Nigger you just derailed your own thread in the OP with those pics.
a1b21f No.14629586
>>14629450
Part of me thinks this is just an elaborate disguise for a man
dc1673 No.14629592
bd84e3 No.14629598
>>14629522
So can I. Literally or figuratively.
4c3228 No.14629602
But can one argue at all that females in power do not aim to be beautiful ? It will be just like men in power, comparing looks, goods and etc. except the women would be comparing looks more than men.
>>14629471
They certainly do exist, but are very far from the shitstorm they are over in the west.
>>14629583
Joke is on you, this was a non thread from the very start. Been making these for the past 4 years
229874 No.14629609
>>14629598
>>14629522
>salarycuck in an O
>there are no L's
bd84e3 No.14629694
>>14629609
>there's a salaryman, and an OG with ginormous boobs
b15293 No.14629809
>>14629450
THAT FUCKING MOUTH
NO MATTER THE ANGLE, NO MATTER THE FUCKING PICTURE
IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING THERE, TAUNTING ME.
STOP POSTING THIS CREATURE! STOP IT!
bd84e3 No.14629852
>>14629809
Fuck your pathetic attempt at reverse psychology.
b15293 No.14629856
>>14629852
It appears that you fell for my double reverse psychology. Just as planned.
11e806 No.14629890
>>14629609
>looking in RL
First mistake buddy
>>14629694
Busty OLs are a gift from God
01dfa4 No.14629906
>>14629890
good manga that will have 0 progress and fizzle out because mangaka thinks he'll be able to drift forever on big tits and the guise of progress
c6de5c No.14629912
>>14629890
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
685554 No.14629923
>>14629890
>>14629912
Hello, other anons in their 30s
5b30e5 No.14629927
>>14629912
>Bijin Onna Joushi Takizawa-san
Can't wait for MC to nail that and turn her into a pregnant housewife. Too bad at the pace they're going we'll get there in about 300 chapters.
685554 No.14629930
>>14629906
I'm happy with regular antics and seeing Takizawa embarassed every once in a while. Having actual progression requires an overarching plot arc, complete with character development. If writing isn't the author's forte, I feel like demanding it from him could soil the series.
5b30e5 No.14629945
>>14629930
But there has been progress. They've just been on their second date recently, and Takizawa actually figured it was a date and wants to have more of them.
11e806 No.14629968
>>14629923
>spoiler
Nearly there, fuck living over 30 though
>>14629927
That'd be the end of it though, there's more antics and outfits to have first
5b30e5 No.14629974
>>14629968
>That'd be the end of it though
Not if they went with the Okusan route.
bd84e3 No.14629977
>>14629906
>day-to-day titty OL
I can think of worse holding patterns than that. Besides, even if most anime is short enough for it to not be a problem, sometimes it's nice to have things I can watch sporadically without risking to forget important details.
685554 No.14629989
Some look rather young though.
>>>/animu/7823
Wish this would update more often
685554 No.14630010
>>14629989
fuck, meant to post this one
>>>/animu/6071
980f3f No.14630024
>>14629450
>Most certainly they should be sexy
I>many goddesses look like animals
OP confirmed furry
11e806 No.14630056
>>14629974
Okusans tend to be NTR-bait so I'd be worried.
>>14630024
>many goddesses look like animals
Got any examples of that? I'd say most gods have human forms.
5b30e5 No.14630075
>>14630056
>Okusans tend to be NTR-bait so I'd be worried.
Okusan has trouble imagining her Darling cheating, and is actually horrified at the discovery that other women actually had kissed, let alone had sex, with someone other than their husbands.
Okusan is the kind of goddess humanity needs but doesn't deserve.
b15293 No.14630082
>>14630056
>Okusans tend to be NTR-bait
What kind of deviant are you?
f0b91d No.14630098
>>14629522
what kind of prayers i need to do to be blessed with a christmas cake OL gf?
bd84e3 No.14630112
>>14630082
He's kind of right, in that a work featuring NTR needs some sort of relationship to ruin or it's not NTR. Wives happen to be a really juicy target due to the commitment, and easy setup.
>>14630024
Flawless logic.
5b30e5 No.14630115
>>14630112
NTR is a shit fetish that shouldn't exist.
4dceb5 No.14630143
>>14629592
that's not fas, it's nig
52b3f6 No.14630156
>>14629450
Why can't she ever close her fucking mouth?
0aeaee No.14630168
This is what the ideal female deity should look like, prove me wrong
0dbe98 No.14630174
>>14630168
pretty disgusting fat.
bd84e3 No.14630178
>>14630115
Yeah no shit. Acknowledging something exists is not an endorsement.
>>14630168
Fuck you. More OLs.
c65026 No.14630179
>>14630115
NTR lovers that laugh at soyboys are hypocrital faggots
11e806 No.14630180
>>14630168
>furry arrives to ruin the thread
898e22 No.14630256
0cd3a4 No.14630273
>>14630180
Did you even look at the OP?
0f50ee No.14630277
I prefer my deities all over the place, would like too see more femboy deities though.
11e806 No.14630293
>>14630273
I did, actually.
>>14630277
>femboy deities
Fags don't deserve dubs
0cd3a4 No.14630307
>>14630293
Then I don't see how you can really "ruin" this thread.
76755e No.14630326
Posting actual vidya goddesses.
7b6b65 No.14630354
>notegyptian shit
Notfurries GTFO my board.
0f50ee No.14630371
>>14630354
Do you think some game developer is going to make aniki a god in their game an easter egg?
bd84e3 No.14630373
>>14630293
Man of culture!
>>14630337
Deification is different, and fuck you the Neps are wonderful.
11e806 No.14630390
>>14630307
That may be, but we can still try to have a good thread anyway.
>>14630371
>implying he isn't already god of this gym
1556f8 No.14630397
>>14630373
>Deification is different
>A deity is a hypothetical supernatural being considered divine or sacred from a Divine entity, supreme being and principal object of faith
How is that different?
>and fuck you the Neps are wonderful.
The neps are deities, weren't they just anthro game consoles?
cf1072 No.14630408
stop making these fucking waifu bait threads.
73ebaf No.14630469
>>14629471
They exist but to give you an idea of how successful they are, the word that 99% of people use for their "wife" literally translates to "house inside" and "husband" is "master person".
bd84e3 No.14630496
>>14630397
>How is that different?
Older civilizations sometimes have female deities, typically for feminine concepts, and their presence did not imply worship to women as a whole. Also a goddess is not a regular woman and should not be judged as one. I'm not opposed to them existing in fiction since anything goes, and certainly if lewd stuff is involved.
>The neps are deities, weren't they just anthro game consoles?
They are but in their universe they're effectively goddesses (hell the most recent one is "4 Goddesses Online"), and the in-game "shares" mechanic is basically faith in them.
>>14630390
Your contributions are appreciated.
000000 No.14630505
>>14629500
Same as your mom. Her jaw is dislodged by sucking on my cock.
3e0173 No.14630580
>>14630507
Why does this shit make me laugh so hard?
d5d4fb No.14630581
>>14630354
Would you prefer actual egyptian furries instead of not?
e69034 No.14630616
>People raging about furries in a thread with Nonsummerjack pics.
>They don't know Nonsummerjack is a furry.
My fucking sides Anons.
0dbe98 No.14630623
>>14630616
>that face
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY
bd84e3 No.14630626
>>14630616
Is it still furry if they have a human face/head? Yes there's that chart but that relates to the overall character.
>>14630581
God no. I like them as masked figures.
d5d4fb No.14630638
>>14630626
I don't think I was asking you fag.
e69034 No.14630644
>>14630626
>Is it still furry if they have a human face/head? Yes there's that chart but that relates to the overall character.
With most people I'd say no. With her I'd say yes shes a fucking furry. She loves dressing up as a gender bent Anubis more than anything. That is the furry equivalent of the mark of Cain.
c6bfe9 No.14630674
>>14629450
>Brown, green-eyed nip
This is what Jews want
5285d9 No.14630677
>>14630623
>not wanting to fuck NSJ
542371 No.14630691
Summer threads best threads
f2b129 No.14630709
>>14630507
Oh fuck now I can see it
f2b129 No.14630712
>>14630703
What nationality is she?
bd84e3 No.14630715
>>14630638
You were asking /v/ and you got it. This ain't a hugbox.
d5d4fb No.14630722
>>14630715
No, I included that anon's post number in my reply, specifically asking him.
afd60d No.14630723
You guys know she's a prostitute right?
5d053a No.14630726
>>14629450
Does she have any good feet pics?
11e806 No.14630734
>>14630496
Don't mention it
>>14630712
Does ayy lmao count?
0dbe98 No.14630738
>>14630729
>The gap in 2 and 5
f2b129 No.14630740
>>14630723
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest
e69034 No.14630753
>>14630723
>One none of us could afford.
So what.
83d071 No.14630760
>>14630723
I guess you're getting that from this.
http://nonsummerjack.com/
You realize this is a scam site, right?
411a9e No.14630767
898e22 No.14630768
>>14630760
>scam site
Really? I thought it was her official one.
d5d4fb No.14630787
>>14630775
GODDAMNIT JUST GET NAKED ALREADY
bd84e3 No.14630791
>>14630722
In the space of /v/ you don't get to talk to someone one-to-one. You go kill yourself.
>>14630787
Blueballing is what you get.
d5d4fb No.14630798
>>14630791
No fuck you, if I ask a specific anon a question, I don't care about the opinions of others, I want his answer.
5405ee No.14630808
>>14630787
No.
So far, I think only 3 of her stuff haven't' been released yet into the wild yet. The 2 recent ones Black Back 2 and 2017 Bunny Selection and one where she's in a fancy Japanese wardrobe. I hope the rest get released soon. Already have the rest which adds ups to about 14gb of nonsummerjack.
484688 No.14630957
>>14630186
best girl who just go new smut too
d63e3c No.14630979
e89943 No.14631053
dccb95 No.14631077
>>14629469
it's not wrapped around my cock
ddbc42 No.14631133
>most shitposting about the chick is about the mouth
Can anyone tell me why her body seems off? For some reason it just doesn't seem normal to me and I can't figure out why.
484688 No.14631179
>>14631133
It's the amount of makeup on her face. It likely causes a local environmental disaster every time it is washed off and ends up in the water shed.
11e806 No.14631181
>>14631133
She's Asian so she's probably full of plastic
5d053a No.14631287
File: c4552f6851feb6d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 97.97 KB, 530x800, 53:80, aika-pornostar-asiatique.w….jpg)
>>14631133
Because beautiful tan Japanese women hit a level of perfection so high that your mind has trouble comprehending what you are looking at.
64f9b4 No.14631310
>>14631133
This. I don't mind her body but that face looks just off.
520c8b No.14631332
484688 No.14631337
>>14631287
Pretty sure those are mongrels though.
f2b129 No.14631346
>>14631287
It's as if they want to be bleached
5b30e5 No.14631352
>>14631337
>has never seen a woman from Okinawa
Fag.
55e3df No.14631503
>This thread could have been good, but instead it gets filled with furries and whores
>>14631318
Is that a merchant?
a0433e No.14631525
>>14631503
>this thread could have been good
63d734 No.14631532
>>14630505
what the hell man, that really hurt my feelings
6320e9 No.14631533
>>14629989
Liked the artwork, but dropped that series because the mc is annoying and a bit of a dick to the main girl.
4323c0 No.14631629
>>14630798
You could go to a forum, they have this very neat thing called "usernames" to make this task simpler! It's not like you care about anonymity, being such a notorious faggot
52b3f6 No.14631715
>>14631503
>This thread could have been good
Stop lying.
3779d7 No.14631754
>>14630616
I want to fuck that 2nd pic
ab2e8c No.14631756
>>14631503
Don't know what the file was, but it's gmask. I'm trying to uncover it right now.
c52240 No.14631808
>>14629537
Chicks draw their eyeliner on like that to make their eyes look bigger.
789db1 No.14631820
>>14631332
Getsuyoubi no Tawawa, each episode is around 4 minutes.
935c88 No.14631831
This is what the ideal goddess looks like. This is a well established fact.
6a8dfa No.14631872
93bb33 No.14631879
>>14631756
Only thing I can tell is that your pic is XOR'd, has horizontal glass, and appears to have a Meko mask. I think it is a photograph.
ab2e8c No.14631896
>>14631879
I already figured that out, but I can't unscramble it for some reason. It was also deleted, but it doesn't appear to be CP. The guy wasn't banned for it.
898e22 No.14631933
File: 7cac5ae0c9be22d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 190.59 KB, 992x1491, 992:1491, 7cac5ae0c9be22d0e05b7d3fa7….jpg)
File: 41a8e12944c6d57⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 598.98 KB, 681x1024, 681:1024, 41a8e12944c6d57bf33c695b79….jpg)
I thought you were still eating cakes, anyway have the raw pizza.
>>14631896
My gmask fucks up and messes with stuff beyond the boundaries sometimes. I tried unscrambling the pic as soon as I made it and it worked out alright, after I redownloaded it and tried again it just went ape shit for no reason.
b244ad No.14631950
>>14631933
Those are some hot dubs
ab2e8c No.14631976
>>14631933
How'd you unscramble it? I didn't get the second one since it was deleted before I could download it, but I figured in the first one he posted, that a meko mask was applied to the windowed area.
05c072 No.14631995
>>14631973
Is there any actual porn involving her or is it just blue balls.
5d053a No.14632014
>>14631973
Absolute perfection, goddamn. Japan really needs to figure out how to start boosting their birth rate, having amazing genes like this go to waste would be a fucking travesty. I don't want to live in a world without hot tan Japanese women.
0645c7 No.14632045
>>14631995
Only blueballing, good one though, and unless youre too far gone you can get off at it.
http://nonsummerjack.com/
05c072 No.14632050
>>14632045
No penetration no sale.
6a8dfa No.14632056
>Anons ITT actually unironically thinking nonsummerjack is hot
0645c7 No.14632061
>>14632050
Are you the kind of person that couldnt jack off without porn during puberty?
3779d7 No.14632079
>>14632045
you can literally hire her and do lewd things, check the meet me tab:
>My Services
>Multiple shots | DFK | BBBJ | Rimming | Deep Throat | CIM | COF | A-level | DATY | Toy Play | Full Service | Uniform Play | Lesbian Performance.
05c072 No.14632088
>>14632061
Yes
>>14632079
Somebody HAS to have fucked her and recorded it.
cf1072 No.14632094
11e806 No.14632099
>>14632056
I'm sure they're just trying to fool us, she is a meme around here after all
6a8dfa No.14632104
>>14632081
I mean, I'd fuck her, but she isn't some pinnacle of beauty or Japanese genetics as anons are suggesting. It's fucking baffling to me.
0645c7 No.14632110
>>14632079
With that youre implying anons are wealthy enought to hire an expensive prostitute.
>>14632079
Seems likely, but i wouldnt be surprised if she whored herself.
2775f2 No.14632114
>>14629450
Why would you post this
7b0e4a No.14632134
>>14632104
according to her profile she's mixed asian whatever the fuck that means.
6a8dfa No.14632142
>>14632134
Probably chink and flip is my guess.
7b0e4a No.14632144
>>14632114
Because he posted it with the intention of getting you's and a fast shitposting thread.
ab2e8c No.14632408
>>14632081
Thanks dude. I fucked up somewhere, I get all these glass blocks all over the place, but it's close enough. Not going to let the rest of you niggers see the goods. You have to earn that.
5d053a No.14632433
>>14632408
>Not going to let the rest of you niggers see the goods
898e22 No.14632434
File: be8300d051df540⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 208.28 KB, 1600x734, 800:367, 7750c83ab62ceca0ef01c4f38a….jpg)
6a8dfa No.14632465
>>14632434
This seems like a ton of effort for some okay porn.
ab2e8c No.14632474
>>14632434
It's all in the right position, I just didn't apply the glass blocks at the right time. I'm cleaning it up, right now.
ab2e8c No.14632496
>>14632433
Oh fine. Still has glass blocks, but it's a super simple fix.
93bb33 No.14632545
>>14630581
>image looks familiar
>check sauce
>I've looked at the set it's from already when I sauced a different image
How strange.
2fcf19 No.14632587
What should female deities look like in games?
Shiva of course.
8a31b1 No.14632593
>>14632474
Is this tile fetishism?
763fea No.14632622
Semi-related, I bought this a couple weeks ago, waiting on it to get shipped.
d2015f No.14632669
cc0129 No.14632686
Am I the only one who sees this?
c2c7d9 No.14632698
>>14632686
Well i see it now..
5e0e18 No.14632734
>>14629989
>knock-off cocona
ew
d5d4fb No.14632743
>>14631629
Says the nigger who just shut up and demand the discussion be about him and his thoughts.
>>14632496
>still has underwear on
goddamnit.
>>14632622
You better not be lying, and you'd best post a time stamped photo of it when it arrives.
4323c0 No.14632750
>>14632045
That isn't even her site
>>14632743
Says Mr. Unwarranted Self Importance
8a31b1 No.14632755
>>14632686
Oh, so it isn't behind the knee then?
ab2e8c No.14632762
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14632463
Solved this. Here's the image, but with the password in the form of a riddle.
I am like an ocean, and in my swells
are the remnants of each year's passing
Torrents will rage and many will perish
while they scream of twelve and gassing
0645c7 No.14632763
>>14632750
>That isn't even her site
Yeah but it has the pictures.
ab2e8c No.14632770
>>14632762
Whoops, that was supposed to be a hint, but I decided against it. It's an awful song, so don't listen to it anyways.
74a938 No.14632774
>>14629450
japs cant do it at all if that tooth whore says anything about it
d5d4fb No.14632820
Where the fuck can I download gmask?
542371 No.14632834
5c9da0 No.14632835
>>14629450
I'm sick of "gods" being just synonym of faggots in togas. Give me weird, inhuman deities with alien demeanors. Give me godly messengers that reduce mortals to gibbering insanity.
542371 No.14632842
>>14632622
I am waiting on one from DH168
5b0a78 No.14632844
>>14632770
>MacArthur Park
>awful
I dunno, it has a certain charm. It's certainly weird though. Still, I respect your opinion.
0645c7 No.14632845
>>14632835
But hastur got killed by an old man with a shotgun.
5c9da0 No.14632851
>>14632845
A shitload of explosives actually, but that's beside the point.
ab2e8c No.14632881
>>14632844
Lyrics are awful, but I suppose the song itself is alright.
Got a really challenging one for you guys. Guarantee you won't get this, I didn't either.
5d053a No.14632917
>>14632686
So THAT'S why they censor their porn, to hide the fact that their pussies are actually in their armpits!
5285d9 No.14633114
>>14632045
http://nonsummerjack.com/meet-me/
Oh cool, you can meet her in LA. Any fags in CA want to pony up to tell her to close her fucking mouth?
129411 No.14633134
>>14633114
>I take by cash and bitcoin!. I get 50% of fee in advance by bitcoin and 50% of fee when we meet.
Well you can't say she isn't up to date on payment methods.
542371 No.14633166
>>14633114
Well the customer seem pretty happy with her mouth in their reviews.
6febf0 No.14633175
29f479 No.14633205
>>14633114
Those prices aren't too terrible, but I'm not too up to date on the going rate for mid tier whores, still wouldn't do it tbh
f71674 No.14633206
>>14633114
>rimming
Does she mean her or me?
ab2e8c No.14633280
>>14633114
I don't understand. This is sex work. How has she not been arrested?
28a797 No.14633305
>>14632686
>it's not enough for her to have a hole in her mouth
>she has a hole in her armpit now too
What if every time she's discussed for too long, a new hole is noticed on her body until she becomes like that one doujin about the girl that made thousands of holes all over her body with sex toys and many other things?
7b0e4a No.14633319
>>14633280
lol california.
542371 No.14633337
>>14633305
nonsummertrypophobia
7b0e4a No.14633394
>>14633369
>She won't shhheeeeeeeeeiiit on me
das racis fam smh.
5285d9 No.14633411
>>14633369
fuckin rasis white bitch
6cf429 No.14633443
>>14633280
What I don't get is how she is willing to sell her body to anyone but not show it off online.
>>14633114
Oh come on, if I lived in California I'd be willing do do this for you cucks, yall can suck a dick.
627655 No.14633470
>>14633114
Lads I hate to break it to you but her website is:
https://nonsummerjack.booth.pm/
The one you linked is a scam site which is why there's a bunch of one star reviews
a88c78 No.14633473
>>14633443
If you looked at the 4th picture closely, you may have figured out that money is the reason.
f7f2f7 No.14633485
>>14632622
>$2,368
What the fuck is wrong with you?
763fea No.14633500
>>14633485
Feels good not being a poorfag
627655 No.14633517
>>14633485
It's about the same price as a really good escort tbh, and that's only one use and gives you a weird look after you finish in half a minute
246772 No.14633518
>>14633500
>Thought the Puni Ana I ordered was expensive.
>2K.
542371 No.14633519
>>14633485
Mine was 1100 with a little discount. I think yours had a better skeleton design though.
542371 No.14633523
8c0c47 No.14633532
>>14629450
Be sure to thank Maximim_Joe for expunging her galleries on exhentai
760728 No.14633534
>>14633485
>What the fuck is wrong with you?
nogf
763fea No.14633535
>>14633519
Did you get it during black Friday or something?
ab2e8c No.14633538
>>14633469
Post pics when you get it.
763fea No.14633547
>>14633534
No gf and no prospects, I live in a shitty town filled with even shittier people. I need to move to the midwest and impregnate some nice christian girl
542371 No.14633549
>>14633535
Mentioned doll anon to DH168 and received a discount off the normal price. Not the same company as yours though either.
7406db No.14633576
>>14633534
>>14633547
That's a blessing, not a curse.
a29dc7 No.14633593
>>14632081
For fucks sake use the default settings on gmask. If everyone's settings are different we can't select it correctly and it is not possible to unmask
8c0c47 No.14633635
>>14633593
That said I managed to do it with free select.
6d4564 No.14633669
>>14629923
>other anons in their 30s
lol guess it's not just me then. Turned 30 a few days ago but the sandmen haven't come for me yet. I think I'm going to make it.
ec84fc No.14633696
>>14632770
lost on this one
763fea No.14633705
>>14633669
Ive still got another 6 years. Im not afraid of turning 30, just afraid of looking more like cottage cheese as I age. Remember to moisturize anons, skin care isn't just for girls and gay men.
81facb No.14633904
>>14629923
Don't remind me. I turn 35 next Friday.
>>14629450
What is it about Nonsummerjack that makes her so freakishly uncomfortable to look at? I get the same weird creepy vibe from Cuckerberg as well.
edb9ae No.14633922
>>14633904
The eyes are too high up, nose looks too tall as a result. It's like looking at the guys in Prince of Egypt, but with the forehead height of a normal human.
59a6d2 No.14633928
>>14633485
i would gladly pay that, if she was an android.
73d7fd No.14633951
>>14632045
>>14632079
>they fell for the scam.
2070dd No.14633957
>>14633547
I can tell you right now, as someone who's grown up here, there's nothing in the midwest for you. The culture of the midwest is fucking garbage and you'll want nothing to do with it. You're defined by how much money you make and nothing else. No one cares if you're the nicest guy in the world or if the $22/hr you make is earned by clubbing puppies to death. They just care that you have a nice house that you can invite them over to drink in (They're not actually your friends. They just want someone they can mooch booze off of and talk about their problems endlessly too).
There's no jobs here either, at least none that won't be replaced by robots in the next decade. The only thing you'll get that you want is a nice Christian girl. Only problem is that around here they all just completely let their bodies go after having children. If they maintain their body after having children, 99% of the time they weren't born and raised here. Then don't even get me started on the winters in the midwest. Just absolutely dreadful.
tl;dr - The midwest is shit. If you want good prospects and a nice Christian girl, move to the Salt Lake area in Utah (I know Mormonism is the big meme regarding Utah, but there's a lot of Catholics there too).
8949ac No.14633979
>>14629450
>colored eye contacts
>weird plastic face
2/10
693ef9 No.14633988
>>14633957
>winters in the midwest
I'm still annoyed that it was fucking snowing last week.
898e22 No.14634596
a5e9dd No.14634724
>>14634596
If you're using zmask or another software make the settings as close to pic related which are the default settings for gmask.
4b396c No.14634735
I don't get it. She has a nice body, why keep doing the duckface? she could be cute if she just smiled like a normal girl.
67868a No.14634998
>>14629471
Yeah but Japan has more trannies, traps and >2 genderfags, so really, you still get a pile of shit.
0a944b No.14635021
>>14633175
If you have better examples I'm all ears. Until then you're a faggot.
5285d9 No.14635089
>>14629923
I blew past 30 years ago and have been shitposting proudly since BBS back in the early 90s. All my remaining e-buddies have changed (except for one) and aren't as fun as they used to be. They're all overly sensitive these days and I feel like they only talk to me because they've talked to me for 20+ years.
Enough of that shit. Who else used AOHell, AOPussy, etc to trash chatrooms, punt people, and mailbomb back in the day? Good times, good times.
685554 No.14635184
>>14633705
Nah, just start lifting, start wearing casual shoes and get a good and expensive haircut once and copy it in cheaper hairdressers later. Either keep your face shaved or your beard trimmed. That's it.
Going over 30 is probably one of the best things that happened to me. You get a true sense of who you are and what you will and want to be. Of corse when you realize you're heading in for the bad end of the spectrum anxiety kicks in, but you can use that to turn some habits around. If you take care of yourself, the world takes care of you to some extent, of course, I'm not saying my life is perfect, but I wouldn't trade what I have today for my 20s for all the money in the world
763fea No.14637134
>>14635184
But anon, at the rate that my hair is evacuating from my skull my hairline wont even be vegeta tier, itll be more like an upside down U. Im thinking of starting to use some hair growth products, I heard rosemary essential oils work pretty well.
b15293 No.14637174
>>14637134
>Im thinking of starting to use some hair growth products
Don't. Just shave nigga. I did.
Get some facial hair to go with it though.
079dcf No.14637212
>>14631808
Do they also draw their fucking eyelashes?
96158f No.14637307
>>14630098
Slay Angela Merkel and the german people will collectively put their autism working into making your GF real.
d5d4fb No.14637321
>>14637212
They use eye shadow and fake eye lashes, so pretty much.
94e019 No.14637358
>>14637134
None of that shit works. Here are your options:
>get some hair stapled to your scalp
>get a prescription for propecia or finasterid may or may not kill your dick
>shave
f9d0c8 No.14637433
>>14635021
Your precious Lovecraft was a hack,he just ripped off cthonians from the greeks (the faggots in togas) and made them muh ayyyyliens origins
Now you're the faggot,go suck a dick or 300
94e019 No.14637579
>>14637433
>ooga booga muh tentacles
>lovecraft
Hello reddit.
c46424 No.14640960
>>14637433
>(the faggots in togas)
That'd be Romans.
62b802 No.14644000
>>14640960
Romans founded all civilization.
bb924b No.14646724
>>14644000
Oh sweetie read a book sometime.
101aa3 No.14646736
>>14629450
They should be appropriately beautiful, and seem totally out of your league without being a romance option like the original lara craft
1059fa No.14646743
>>14644000
Oh no, you're going to trigger the Mesoamerican anon.
b5d64e No.14646749
>>14646724
>sweetie
Go back to leftypol kike.
0dbe98 No.14646822
>>14646749
what the fuck is coming out of it's nosoe
2d0047 No.14648190
>>14648165
>human nose and furry nose are exactly the same except for a pixel or two
>cat has a human skull and hair
466279 No.14648257
>>14644000
>mesoamerican
civilization started in the middle east
you SHOULD read a book
cc6766 No.14648572
>>14631820
The art in the manga was so beautiful, but so depressing at the same time.
7b0e4a No.14648606
>>14648572
I guess he's in gensokyo now.
5d053a No.14648639
>>14630156
Why can't any woman ever close their mouth?
c8512e No.14648737
>>14633114
Someone needs to bite the bullet and try to film her getting smashed in the anubis cosplay.
c8512e No.14648760
>>14632014
>Japanese women.
shes not a nip tho
221e5c No.14648855
>>14633470
apparently thats a scam site
>>14633470
this is the real one
189da4 No.14648995
>>14629609
>OL at my workplace
>more autistic than I am
>asian
>already married
JUST
189da4 No.14649009
File: 11722a0ba37a2fc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.01 MB, 1600x2400, 2:3, blazer blouse iiniku ushij….jpg)
File: 3fa2131c5e4cff3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.82 KB, 500x751, 500:751, blazer blouse iiniku ushij….jpg)
File: 1f4816ad3629ab0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 352.96 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, blouse business suit iinik….jpg)
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bd84e3 No.14650802
>>14648572
It's the ultimate example of wish fulfilment, and the author even says so. He's basically the salaryman. Unfortunately he did not have lots of cute titty monsters to brighten up his days.
Also that picture is true art.
090d3c No.14651641
45e1f5 No.14657974
>>14650802
>It's the ultimate example of wish fulfilment, and the author even says so. He's basically the salaryman. Unfortunately he did not have lots of cute titty monsters to brighten up his days.
Isn't all manga basically that though?
11e806 No.14658123
>>14648995
>wanting to racemix
81b3d4 No.14658736
>>14658123
Try and stop me faggot.
7f78a4 No.14658767
>>14658736
I will bully the shit out of your single child in online games.
81b3d4 No.14658805
>>14658767
Good luck faggot. I'll train them to shitpost from a young age.
4b969a No.14661309
>>14648995
Cook the rice, pay the price.
0846ec No.14661561
>>14632056
I'd breed her anytime.
7f2cd0 No.14661928
>>14649009
she has really hot photoshop skills for an old bird
87070a No.14662030
>All this 3dpd, furbait and sperg out
Holy fucking shit
c46424 No.14666379
>>14634998
>Yeah but Japan has more trannies, traps and >2 genderfags, so really, you still get a pile of shit.
I have no interest in Japanese males anyway.
76a692 No.14666828
>>14631973
Oh god, now i know what it reminds me of.
d4220b No.14666860
27f3ab No.14666919
>>14631629
>spoiler
Anon bringing the heat.
dbc182 No.14666923
>>14629450
I appreciate sexy grills in stuff like over-the-top JRPGs and MMOs or whatever, but there are some places where they just don't fit thematically or functionally
for example, if I'm playing a fast-paced FPS like Doom or whatever I don't want to be distracted by a nice pair of tiddies
c62850 No.14666963
>>14648572
At least he is together with his waifu now.
189da4 No.14667024
File: f68c08e1fdc496d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 23.76 KB, 500x468, 125:117, 1b034fc8a8dde20ff6ba9ee1f2….jpg)
>>14658123
H O N O R A R Y A R Y A N S
189da4 No.14667038
>>14667024
I hate how the state of "Spoiler images" sticks.
5b30e5 No.14667065
>>14666923
>but there are some places where they just don't fit thematically or functionally
Yes, in your gay neghole.
e50ad6 No.14667096
>>14667024
Honorary aryan nippon =/= post-nuclear bombing nippon
189da4 No.14667106
>>14667096
If we can make America great again, we can make nippon nihon again.
8a00ff No.14667123
>>14629923
I turn 20 in two months
But I feel like as if im 14 or 15
End me already
e61207 No.14667139
This thread needs to hurry up and die, Christ.
221e5c No.14667160
>>14667139
then why did you post in it with out saging making it go right back to the front?
e61207 No.14667175
>>14667160
Cause we're gonna hit bump limit soon, so hopefully people can come shitpost a little so it can finally die.
11e806 No.14667181
>>14667106
It's a bit hard to un-nuke people
>>14667123
Funny, I'm not even 30 and I feel like an old man.
c43ef8 No.14667311
>>14667123
Eventually, about the time you are 30, you'll finally feel like you are 20. And then it just stops there and never gets better. The only thing that changes is you slowly stop healing as fast and start forgetting things more.
189da4 No.14668431
>>14667311
I'm about to be 26, the other day I thought I was probably around 21. Physically, I felt like I was 60, until I started exercising, now it's more like 40. Either way, it's scary and sudden sometimes, but I deal with it.
b70f69 No.14668841
>>14648190
Well, if I'm not supposed to be sexually attracted to #5: it shouldn't have those pleasantly plump thighs.
6265fb No.14668860
>>14648995
What do you expect? Any awkward woman who isn't already taken is guaranteed to spend half her time on tumblr whining about how men are garbage and whatnot.
693ef9 No.14668911
>>14667123
I'm 23 in 5 days and physically I'm probably in my 50's because everything fucking hurts. What's worse is that I've basically gone down to one meal a day despite essentially walking and lifting shit for 7 hours a day at work. Granted, half my shift is moving grills, water heaters/softeners, and patio furniture that weigh 80-120 pounds off of a truck.
2111f2 No.14669102
>>14630390
Contributing. Last one was just a random bonus.
ba9a85 No.14669201
>>14629609
OL makes me sad.
32aa1c No.14669202
>>14630168
her son is better
5af6c9 No.14669441
Older woman that hold themselves to a high standard are best
11e806 No.14669960
>>14669441
>draw a furry
>call it human
170a61 No.14670205
>>14669810
Oh damn, it's Kirinofag.
87070a No.14670253
>>14669960
But she is a 100% aryan human female, according to the lore or furries in denial
94627c No.14670279
>>14668911
>spoiler
Remember to take breaks and stretch, it's no wonder everything hurts if you carry shit around all day without stretching afterwards.
236408 No.14670293
>>14630808
>Actually cosplaying tentacle hentai.
The absolute madwoman.
7e33ba No.14670299
>>14629450
That nose is like a natural canopy
6ccc38 No.14670309
>>14629450
that dude is really ugly
4ba4d9 No.14670317
>>14648639
Opening mouth is sign of submission. What´s wrong with that?
e5ba7f No.14670325
>>14629450
>female
>god
Pick one and only one. God is supposed to be perfect.
236408 No.14670332
>>14670325
We have erotic spot up our ass. Men aint perfect either.
e5ba7f No.14670334
>>14667024
>2nd image
That's some impressive shootan
2c161c No.14670348
>>14658123
Ricemixing doesn't real. The world needs more supreme gentlemen to cull the herds of normalcattle.
11e806 No.14670607
>>14670325
A perfect being would have nothing to do with us or in common with us whatsoever.
c46424 No.14675763
>>14670607
In fact they'd be basically incomprehensible to us.