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File: deff037dc8bd053⋯.jpg (220.67 KB, 1081x914, 1081:914, sea of cucks.jpg)

ce8df7 No.14624270

b17199 No.14624277

Got any more examples than your pic? Might be interested but I need to see more


ce8df7 No.14624286

File: a47527583f29088⋯.jpg (197.72 KB, 1693x977, 1693:977, sea of cucks more.jpg)

>>14624277

The threads on adding microtransactions have got a good bit of cuckery in them too. https://archive.li/hOoiH https://archive.li/hOoiH


42af05 No.14624294

>Attempt to take screenshot –fullpage –clipboard in firefox

>Their Web 2.0-tier site design breaks that so you only get a tiny screenshot anyway

Well fuck you too Rare.


42af05 No.14624301

>>14624294

I'll just copy the text I guess:

Puffy Freckles

>@meurtrisseur The game is perfect the way it is. It's bs like this that ruins games. SoT's don't have devs on the forums because they have learned from others like Bungie who totally killed their own game with their community forum.

>Many of your suggestions will never see the light of day because they would effect the Timing of the Game. If you increase the speed of the game too much… nobody will have a chance. Time and spacing are perfect right now.

>Oh ya… This game is "FUN" don't f**k it up!


ce8df7 No.14624308

>>14624301

>>14624294

Give me a link to the post you want.


42af05 No.14624312


6df046 No.14624314

File: da746a00267de8f⋯.png (78.34 KB, 935x505, 187:101, 2018-04-11 20_15_22-[Mega ….png)

Not even an apt analogy.


ce8df7 No.14624318

File: c819ee03ecc9744⋯.jpg (786.41 KB, 1653x2405, 1653:2405, game is perfect.jpg)

>>14624312

Here you go but please use archive in future https://archive.li/2x835

>>14624314

He's surely got to be pretty well off if he's living near someone with a DB7 anyway.


8f33c6 No.14624336

All I wanted was Black Flag but without the ASSCREED is that too much to ask?


f1805e No.14624352

>>14624336

No, not at all, there's Skull and Bones coming out soon from Ubisoft.

Too bad it's a third person pirate ASSFAGGOTS game :^)


5eda55 No.14624363

File: f9dd47e38854110⋯.jpg (79.93 KB, 682x414, 341:207, FUCK.jpg)

>>14624352

>Ubisoft.

Didn't even have to read the spoilers before I hated it.


763645 No.14624367

It never ceases to surprise me how any pile of flaming garbage can somehow attract apologists. It's like these people exist solely to be shitty fans of shitty video games.


42af05 No.14624372

>>14624367

Byer's remorse is a powerful thing.


629d6b No.14624376

>>14624372

Can't you just refund shit?

Wasn't steam the last big platform that actually introduced automatic refunds?


8f33c6 No.14624377

>>14624352

How can you even turn something like that into an ASSFAGGOTS though?

>>14624363

There's no game they won't kike tbh.


0888b8 No.14624383

File: 3c9610af50f8546⋯.png (221.78 KB, 490x490, 1:1, 3c9610af50f8546a9d5e238e17….png)

>>14624376

Sea of Thieves is a Windows Store and Xbone exclusive.


42af05 No.14624385

>>14624376

>Wasn't steam the last big platform that actually introduced automatic refunds?

Only if you've played less than two hours and the purchase was no more than 14 days ago. I think also sometimes if there's some giant controversy behind the devs like them lying about features. Also Sea of Thieves isn't on Steam it's Windows Store exclusive so it doesn't matter either way.


629d6b No.14624387

>>14624383

>>14624385

So that shit doesn't have refund system? In 2018? Really?


763645 No.14624391

>>14624387

What do you expect from Microsoft? Decency?


629d6b No.14624393

>>14624391

I mean fucking steam pretends to have it.


9ee486 No.14624396

File: 4dec920d66ecaee⋯.jpg (32.99 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1516582233224.jpg)

>>14624270

Battleborn became Stillborn. Lawbreakers became Notakers.

What will Sea of Thieves become?


819cac No.14624409

>>14624396

Sea of Leaves?

No Man's Sea seems popular.


763645 No.14624411

>>14624396

>What will Sea of Thieves become?

If they keep up the microtransactions, Sea of Fees.


6df046 No.14624414

File: 48dbc03d501a0de⋯.png (153.65 KB, 551x697, 551:697, smug (2619).png)


629d6b No.14624417

>>14624411

Pretty good


f4c4ac No.14624420

>>14624286

>If microtransactions/dlc are cosmetic it's okay

I wish this meme and anyone who supports it would just die already.


979f2a No.14624422

>>14624396

Sea of Piss


c3ff0f No.14624430

I forgot this game even existed.


23275e No.14624445

File: e5a99694d2b91ec⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1200x983, 1200:983, ScreenShot005.png)


b602f0 No.14624453

File: 489cfbde007a8f5⋯.png (522.74 KB, 959x582, 959:582, SOTtwitter2018-04-11.png)

I remember reading an article posted here not too long ago with the devs saying how this game was designed with streaming in mind.

Did a quick search for it and could only find typical PR puff pieces about how much of a hit it is or how it's number one on Twitch.

I was pretty amazed I had to scroll down this far to find it, from number one to competing with Chess, Fishing Planet and MapleStory in less than a month. It's clear that they paid several of the big streamers to get that number one spot with the beta.

It might be the fastest falling viewership for a game in Twitch history. Another great example of what not to do from Microsoft.


42af05 No.14624454

>>14624393

Valve were forced to add it by the EU.

>>14624411

Perfect.

>>14624445

Isn't that P2W though or am I getting it mixed up with Armada?


60d3a0 No.14624459

File: 9461ea4ed106967⋯.jpg (128.88 KB, 700x525, 4:3, 1272877970341.jpg)

>>14624445

>Warfhammer


9ee486 No.14624462

>>14624454

It's singleplayer


23275e No.14624465

>>14624459

from what i understand theres no actual story in it so /toy/faggotry probably isnt that bad


42af05 No.14624469

>>14624462

So I was getting it mixed up then my bad.


60d3a0 No.14624471

>>14624465

WH is normalfag trash run by trannies and everything related to it is irredeemable garbage.


23275e No.14624476

>>14624471

y-yore irredeemable garbage

youre completely right and the game is in (((early access))) and already has dlc but its supposed to release in a week or two which is when i plan to pirate it and see if its actually fun or not


11fa89 No.14624477

File: 1b0131662937da9⋯.gif (843.7 KB, 800x786, 400:393, 1b0131662937da93945476d9a8….gif)


36a7c7 No.14624482

>>14624445

Warhammer is cucked as shit.


0dc4c3 No.14624485

>>14624367

Try not to confuse apologists with shills.


23275e No.14624487

File: aa59f162faf07ad⋯.png (3.93 KB, 187x18, 187:18, date.png)

File: 64a8e2a04b1bbab⋯.mp4 (7.04 MB, 568x320, 71:40, follow where my mind goes.mp4)

>>14624476

oh, it's actually april 2018

i g-guess its already been a year since i took that screenshot

it feels like it was only a month ago


3328f5 No.14624495

File: 1fc75b7a73a581d⋯.jpg (47.06 KB, 453x604, 3:4, 1fc75b7a73a581db0824681897….jpg)

>>14624352

Isn't that the one using assassins creed 4s pirate system. It's hilarious to me that people have been asking for a pirate rpg without the assassin parts and ubisoft decides to make a fucking assfaggots pirate game instead.


efd972 No.14624598

>>14624367

Sometimes I get sick of the unwarranted negativity here, but then I look elsewhere and see people endlessly defending devs and publishers when they fuck up and get even more sickened.


df626d No.14624609

>>14624377

Nothing can escape the ASSFAGGOTS meme. Expect to see paid champions in battle royal style games soon.


503c20 No.14624627

>>14624270

>Colin Niven 08

You realize that person is literally 10 years old right?


42af05 No.14624646

>>14624627

If anything that's more entertaining.


9988d2 No.14624870

>>14624471

>>14624482

Wait, since when? I'm not following closely what's happening with WFB. Unless you meant AoShit, then I get it.


f2542b No.14625985

Good.

Always ruin the experience for cucks.


65fd60 No.14625989

>>14624627

What type of 10 year old writes like that?


a4c2e4 No.14626026

>>14624409

No Man's Sky is shit but it still has a healthy playerbase. We need something more savage.


8f33c6 No.14626075

>>14624870

>Wait, since when?

>expecting buzzword memelords to back up their claims

There's been nothing going on with fantasy since age of shitmar came out.


b11c54 No.14626084

File: 2b17a63de3a63f5⋯.jpg (90.06 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 61b.jpg)

Once again, another Microsoft vidya project fails or becomes underwhelming. Its like Microsoft is cursed, because before its PC market & the beginnings of Xbox (Xbox huge and early 360) were fine, but since that ended, everything have gone down to the shitter. Is that hard for Microsoft to understand that you need to make good games, and to not fuck up your developers, to keep the vidya market?


f53fa5 No.14626107


763645 No.14626118

>>14626084

>Is that hard for Microsoft to understand that you need to make good games, and to not fuck up your developers, to keep the vidya market?

Microsoft already made billions of dollars not doing anything good, why would they start now?


e880bb No.14626141

>>14624270

He's got a darth vader icon, he deserves to get it good & hard,


6a0fd5 No.14626211

>>14624286

>I think a lot of this "I don't want microtransactions" is more of " I can't afford it therefore I don't want it"

>ru upset?

>lol u poor?

Could he beg for anal rape any harder?

Microtransactions are cancer, they're for gambling games only, the people who don't get how grotesque they are come off sounding like maximal shills with a boner for frivolous waste, cheerleading everyone being ripped off. As if being able to afford some pittance were the issue and not the grimy penny scraping jew practises of corrupt devs/hideous (EA) parent companies


35c178 No.14626218

File: 6ad0ebedba39eea⋯.jpg (17.65 KB, 320x283, 320:283, full mast.jpg)

>>14624411

>checked


a4c2e4 No.14626219

File: adcd4041faeb5bb⋯.jpg (162.41 KB, 863x722, 863:722, Xbox Done.jpg)


7b196e No.14626242

>>14624396

I've heard No Man's Sea or Sea of Lies. Not sure the No Man's Sky reference would be apt since it had more content at launch than Sea of Thieves.


a4c2e4 No.14626279

File: e000bee257c4c88⋯.jpg (8.32 KB, 158x158, 1:1, 00e12de6-3a08-437a-8e3d-fa….jpg)

>>14626242

Sea of Young Conker's piss.


098d80 No.14626282


349181 No.14626305

File: 263e9a8b42f6ffe⋯.png (163.54 KB, 255x319, 255:319, twinalaugh.png)

File: 5fa13c55491f0b8⋯.png (147.56 KB, 256x318, 128:159, evillaugh.png)

File: 28de7654b52e681⋯.png (118.04 KB, 254x320, 127:160, ernestlaugh.png)

File: c3bed4d718fae58⋯.png (130.45 KB, 256x321, 256:321, thomaslaugh.png)

File: 4c7bd342f705431⋯.png (149.13 KB, 258x324, 43:54, harrylaugh.png)


4737b9 No.14626309

File: c9553d00a1917e2⋯.png (427.25 KB, 514x662, 257:331, kot.png)

>>14624411

You're a clever one, anon.

>>14624286

He's got the gay name and gay beard to match his gay post. Full package, this soy boy. Disregarding the poster himself,

>I can't afford it, therefore I don't want it.

This bozo. Why in the flying frigate would I want to pay REAL MONEY for product in a game the normalfaggot already paid REAL MONEY for, when it should have been there the entire time and buy-able with in game currency?

>>14624314

>muh jealousy

>muh expendable income

can only upboat comments, reddit-tier

You just know he's going to get his DB7 so he can remain ingrained in debt the rest of his existence until he dies a miserable death with no inheritance for his kids except "wagecuck hard kiddos and you'll get to retire at 75 like your dear old dad did, but hey, I've got a nice car that lost half its value the instant I drove it out of the dealership!"

Tiny people with tiny minds, anons, whose only ambition in existence is looking good to other tiny people with tiny minds.


2dffdc No.14626346

File: fc28acc8326475d⋯.gif (1.19 MB, 390x317, 390:317, fc28acc8326475d1be97eb8f4a….gif)

Is it odd that all this shit about this game makes me want to play Puzzle Pirates?Also, my friend showed me this game on his xbone and FUCK those water visuals are amazing despite the game being boring horseshit.

How the fuck did they do that on a console?


e9f8ca No.14626374

>>14624453

>Knight Online

That game is so old I played it at a time I was young and happy.


6331ba No.14626429

>>14624420

What's wrong with it?


e1a88d No.14626444

File: 676305fe14d35af⋯.jpg (104.88 KB, 800x450, 16:9, x8foslurn9quz2foj5fi.jpg)


3a75e6 No.14626450

>>14626444

underage retards won't even know what this is.


4737b9 No.14626539

>>14626429

The fact that the devs expect you to pay extra money for garbage that should have been included in the original purchase price, and would also require your game to be hooked up to the internet 24/7.

Ergo, I won't approach any game with micro transactions with a ten foot stick.


866f29 No.14626563

>>14626429

when a games only way of keeping you involved is to let you buy cosmetics with ingame currency, it's a horseshit idea to let others buy very likely better other cosmetics for a "small fee". This is aside from the idea that maybe instead of investing dev time on making hats, the better thing to do would be to make more playable content.


51fcd3 No.14626576

>>14626429

If the game had a good art style then it gets ruined by them, see TF2 and Dota 2. If it doesn't have a good art style then they don't seem very offensive, but devs should always strive to be the best so not having a good aesthetic to begin with isn't a good excuse.


fbdc5b No.14626585

File: cfff9ba1ad5efb9⋯.png (25.66 KB, 632x756, 158:189, 1517610372006.png)

Every single criticism to the game is met with "hurr durr ur just not creative enough to make fun out of nothing with le epic friends XDDDD"

Kill all of them.


8347a5 No.14626589

>>14626346

Uh, shaders?


dc6e10 No.14626592

>>14626450

Duh, you have to buy the horse with real money otherwise the armor you get for free is unusable.


fbdc5b No.14626604

>>14624367

>apologists

Most of them are shills. Most of the people defending the game have "founder" badges next to their name. Most likely friends with the devs and or family.


fbdc5b No.14626625

>>14624270

The SoT reddit is also a goldmine.


744e99 No.14626627

It was clear from the first reveal at E3 that this game would be mindless, contentless Twitch bait. I don't know who is worse, the idiots who didn't immediately realize this or the ones now making threads about a big fucking nothing burger of a game here.


fbdc5b No.14626634

>>14626627

>trusting an E3 trailer

Every single E3 reveal is false advertising.


5d215a No.14626676

File: 630c216abc5f808⋯.webm (7.82 MB, 1920x802, 960:401, Brexit.webm)

>>14624270

>The one X, to be specific.

I'm liking this. The pissed sailor is 40-38-37, I wonder if this is a troll? I'm sure I'm the first one to point this out. I'm sure no one fell for this

elborate rouse

Tyroing new thongs


744e99 No.14626679

>>14626634

No shit you cock goblin. Yet the game STILL MANAGED TO LOOK LIKE A PILE OF CRAP.


c8b093 No.14627066

>>14626346

>>14626589

This, shaders can even make minecraft look decent.


a43e90 No.14627103

>>14624301

He's actually right about games becoming shit because they listened to community feedback. Most people are fucking retarded and don't deserve the time of day.


d5e678 No.14627539

File: 4721e1bd83c375d⋯.jpg (48.03 KB, 635x473, 635:473, wtf.jpg)

>>14624270

>Plays game called "Sea of Thieves"

>T-These assholes keep attacking my ship and stealing my loot!

>Moooooods!

I don't know what the fuck he was expecting.


3a6dc4 No.14627559

File: b74a5505eb2e8d4⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1165x1075, 233:215, JustRight.png)

>>14626346

>Puzzle pirates

Now that's a fun game I haven't heard of in a long time.


42af05 No.14629653

>>14626429

Get out.


672842 No.14631278

>>14624270

Jesus fucking christ.


d929fa No.14631386

>Sea of Cucks

Would it kill you to try to think of a proper insult before starting a thread?


aa38a3 No.14631592

>>14631386

No Man's Sea


5cd71b No.14631903

>>14624396

Free of Thieves


f2542b No.14635464

>>14626585

This.

Leftists must be mass killed.

>>14631386

Stay mad at your weak state, cuck.


2d4e33 No.14635485

>>14626429

Customization shouldn't be locked behind a paywall, dipshit.


09a279 No.14635506

>>14631386

back to 4cuck.


cf70f7 No.14635861

>>14626429

Because at this point its basically a proven fact that devs will put more energy and focus into that which provides continued cash flow, against that which doesn't.

Everything else is a distant afterthought to the developers when micro transactions are involved. Cosmetics directly affect balance and gameplay by taking energy and focus away from fixing bugs, balance, connectivity, etc and instead putting it toward the newest and greatest cosmetic item.


42dfa3 No.14635909

>>14626444

The downfall of video games can be traced back to this moment. Fuck you, Todd Howard.


b39291 No.14636036

So wasn't this another game like Conan Exiles that was trying to capture the DayZ/ARK streamer larping fad that happened a couple of years ago? It's almost like chasing fads as your development principle is a bad idea.


3921b5 No.14636941

File: 5ce4a16861d1516⋯.jpg (60 KB, 960x915, 64:61, animebooty.jpg)

>>14624411

CHECKING YOUR DOUBLE DUBS.

FLAWLESSS EXECUTION


cb260c No.14637009

>>14636036

If I remember correctly Sea of Kikes has Twitch integration, and one of the devs said in an interview that when developing the game they had the twitch audience in mind as much as the people actually playing the game.


3e54a6 No.14637127

>>14624270

i dont understand the point of crossplay

like do they not have enough players? lol


f2e95e No.14637131

File: 55c3a8fb5b9c3b5⋯.png (569.43 KB, 1050x1074, 175:179, KaplantheBitch.png)

File: 8934db373198b99⋯.jpg (39.34 KB, 741x521, 741:521, pubg-ban-mouse-keyboard.jpg)

Sea of Thieves players were bitching about PC users being able to swing weapons, reload weapons, and respawn faster which I couldn't find any evidence of. But I did find this shit about everyone wanting to ban KB/M users for being better than a controller. SoT doesn't even let PC players hotkey weapons, they need to individually scroll through as a handicap, or make a macro.


3e54a6 No.14637221

>>14637131

people who create fps games for console were never really bright in the first place so not surprised they pair them up with keyboard and mouse players


42af05 No.14640952


2dbbff No.14643753

File: 9bd298ec9deea45⋯.png (244.9 KB, 482x423, 482:423, 15221998243279403870857843….png)

>>14626444

APOLOGIZE OR THIS CUNT GETS IT!


9abd85 No.14643805

File: 4f0038cf16b4fc7⋯.jpg (204.56 KB, 512x540, 128:135, gewybs.jpg)

>>14624445

>>14624482

>>14624870

>Release Man`O War

>Release Total WaWa

>Release Vermitide I/II

>"Oh boy this setting is cool, let me buy an entry level lore bo- oh"


223ff4 No.14646698

>>14643805

>buy three crap games

Nu-/v/ everyone.


920ed7 No.14646770

>>14637131

>breaking the law


328e22 No.14646777

>>14625989

Writes like what? A jumbled mess of typos? Many of them do.


fc12a1 No.14646986

>>14646698

>can only chime into a thread with half-assed "haha gotcha!" 'witty' remarks that contribute nothing to discussion

Nu-/v/ everyone.


111eed No.14647194

File: 1a644197c1f0b0b⋯.png (195.65 KB, 589x294, 589:294, air loss.png)

>>14637131

>These kids who complain about someone who purchased a mouse and plugged it to the console would defend paying triple that amount for virtual shutter shades in the same breath


223ff4 No.14651431


240f3d No.14655179

>>14643753

NO TODD NOT THE WAIFUS! I'LL BUY SKYRIM VR!


e3c0a6 No.14655335

File: e8076f759e35ffe⋯.jpg (254.88 KB, 920x588, 230:147, if you only knew.jpg)

>>14626429

I'll put it to you this way, imagine there was no extra stuff they make you pay for a year or two after the game came out, because the game already shipped with all that in it.

They have been shipping discs with the dlc on the disc but locked until the extra cash is dropped. This is a shit system considering games cost $60+, don't forget to pick up the season pass for another $50 to get the extra content that 15 years ago would have been part of the game anyway.

That being said while cosmetic is the lowest of offenders in the dlc/microtransaction world, it is still cancer. I can look the other way on shit like that if the game is actually good, I won't buy any and if you do… it's your cash I guess. Just don't support the system to the point people have and get it to the point you buy the game twice over before the sequel comes out.




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