68d522 No.14619049
I don't understand this shit. I fell for the meme because I didn't know what the fuck the big deal was, and all I can say is this game is fucking boring. And no, not even the camping parts, I actually think camping is kind of comfy, but the actual combat is boring as fuck. There's 0 weight to any of the weapons, its the most unsatisfying gunplay I have ever experienced in my entire life. And according to the top players in every match the strategy seems to just be to spam the fort build tool and gain an upper advantage because the retarded chinks developing this game didn't put a cooldown period on the fort building mechanic. I am able to get to the top 5 every fucking time just by crouching and hanging cliff sides to avoid being seen the entire round. What's the point?
God I regret installing this shit but at least its free. I still have chink shit on my second hardrave though and it will never feel clean even if I remove it.
1ad33c No.14619067
>>14619049
It's just like all other types of these games. "It's fun with friends!" Normalfags don't care about the games, they just use it as an excuse to socialize with eachother and with their favorite streamer/youtuber/etc.
68d522 No.14619070
>>14619067
I can't see it being much funner with friends though, the basic mechanics are such a fucking mess.
973bca No.14619146
>>14619070
It has its flaws but I think the thing that sets fortnite apart is that the building mechanics, despite having no sort of cooldown, fundamentally change the way the game is played compared to other BRs like PUBG. That being said, it's best enjoyed as a party game with friends rather than something to be seriously played.
68d522 No.14619152
>>14619146
Building needs a cooldown. The game is already an autistic race to the center. Buildings should get more health too. That way it doesn't become a game of who has the most wood that can build the highest when people get settled in the middle.
967e20 No.14619157
>>14619049
>I fell for the meme
God damn it, anon.
f91f8b No.14619158
you should watch Ninja play, he's awesome
cf6365 No.14619159
How many fortnite threads do we need before the Vols and Mark realize this is a shilling campaign.
973bca No.14619163
>>14619152
The problem with that is that that'd be a huge change that could very well kill the game and it's community. Adding a cooldown to building would make things worse if a squad were to hunker down right where the circle is closing, and an opposing squad needed to push up. In addition, quick building is necessary to stop rockets and guided missiles from fucking your shit when you're being constantly barraged.
68d522 No.14619165
>>14619157
Forgive me, it was free and I couldn't help myself.
Unreal Launcher also lets you download Unreal Tournament 4 so I may try that
>>14619158
Whos this e-celeb shit that I don't care about?
1c7059 No.14619168
>>14619049
>there's 0 weight to any of the weapons
>the most unsatisfying gunplay I have ever experienced
>the strategy seems to just be to spam the fort build tool and gain an upper advantage
>because the retarded chinks developing this game didn't put a cooldown period on the fort building mechanic
>able to get to the top 5 every fucking time just by crouching and hanging cliff sides to avoid being seen
It feels like it's been forever since a thread bashing [popular game] appeared and the OP actually knew anything about the game and provided commentary with any depth beyond "this is shit because I said so".
This is the first Fortnite thread I've seen lately that wasn't zero substance. Thank you, OP. This board was becoming cuchchan levels of mindlessness.
f91f8b No.14619171
>>14619165
The current #1 streamer on twitch. Averages over 100k viewers a night
68d522 No.14619174
>>14619159
If its any consolation, nobody should download this fucking turd. It's not worth the yet-more bloatware you'll get with the Unreal Launcher cancer. Why the fuck does every PC game needs its own launcher now? I thought Steam/GOGwas supposed to answer this shit
68d522 No.14619178
>>14619168
Too me unjustified hate is the biggest cancer. I want to shit on a game, I feel like I need to back it up. But I always go into it with an open mind
1c7059 No.14619182
>>14619174
I still have Epic Games Launcher from when I tried Unreal Tournament 4 before dropping it out of a frustrating lack of content. I should just uninstall the thing.
68d522 No.14619190
>>14619182
That's what's the most perplexing to me, is why push out a launcher when you only have like 5 first party titles to use it with? Even Blizzards launcher cancer makes more sense, because they have more games on it including one third party title and its the successor to WoWs dedicated launcher. Its still all cancer though
bc8d0d No.14619192
>>14619049
It's a really shit game, but you should not hide. You should actively try to kill everyone and learn to build offensively. Anyone can hide to top 10 anytime.
That said, I found it fun for about 5 hours. Never touching it again. It's just too boring,though the building mechanics are a good twist, even though they are in the game only because of the main Nightly Fort Building Game.
Pic. related is like the first 5 mins in any match.
06d30c No.14619193
Tone it down on the Fortnite threads, you know how many we've had this week asking the exact same question OP?
9e3a4f No.14619199
>>14619049
It's not free, you've paid with your user information.
"Battle Royale" games are entertainment for the general video game audience, who suck too hard to play something better. I'll grant Fortnite and PUBG this: it might actually take skill (and mostly foresight) to win a game. However, that win state is only guaranteed to one guy, meaning that even players with passable skill are still damned to fail most of the time. Compare this to a deathmatch mode in (insert your favorite non-shit fps here) where your skill and choices give you a significant chance of reaching an actual win state (and losing can actually feel fair and not turn you into a screeching manchild).
>>14619174
I don't like launchers and the concept of creating a user account on a per-game basis anyway. Give me the damn game by itself, and don't doom the online component when your shitty servers are pulled.
68d522 No.14619207
>>14619192
>Spoiler
Yeah but if I don't I end up dying in the first 5 minutes like the rest of the plebs
Maybe the idea behind this game is just plain shit
>>14619199
>It's not free, you've paid with your user information.
I user a burner email for this exact reason
b04154 No.14619211
>>14619199
>un-tumblrized looks like a complete whore BUT SHE'S GOT A CROSS ON SO IT'S OK
Fuck off nigger.
f530ab No.14619228
>>14619211
It was a joke thread, anon. People were trying to make her respectable, but we couldn't have that. I put the dildo and bottom tanlines in.
9a4b4c No.14619238
Stop posting about this game. Even if it isn't your intention, you are viral marketing it for them. There is no meaningful discussion to be had about it. It's juts another normalfag boring piece of shit. Nothing more of substance can be said.
I'm usually not for censoring games because they are normalfag tier but this game is deserving because of just how little can be said about it. It's exactly what it sounds like. It's popularity is irrelevant and not worth discussing. All these thread do is bait newfags into installing it because it's free and they want to see what the "hype" is about.
9e3a4f No.14619240
>>14619207
The extent to which they analyze your system, typing style, installed programs and whatever else isn't clear since I'm retarded and don't know anything. Just wear another digital condom as a precaution, anon. Even if the Fortnite application itself doesn't run intensive analytics, the Epic Launcher and any applicable anticheat sure as hell will.
>>14619228
Fancy seeing you again, anon. The cross, boobs and belly were mine.
e204f9 No.14619245
you deserve cancer for playing it to begin with OP
1c7059 No.14619250
>>14619211
It was okay until this fag >>14619228 turned it into bimbofication. There are plenty of whores on tumblr so when it went in that direction it was really missing the point of tumblr removal. Now it has spread to normalfag sites like 9gag and kym in the bimbofication form. Probably would not have gained as much traction anyways since the internet is full of horny kids who are more drawn to whoredom than any notion of reversing it.
e204f9 No.14619262
>>14619238
"untumblrized" is still hot garbage
9e3a4f No.14619263
>>14619250
The image shouldn't have leaked outside 8ch, but since it did, I wish it was that version that did since the normalfags didn't get the joke. You sure sound like a Clinton voter for complaining that hard about it, though.
8f730b No.14619279
I tried the game. I tried it with a friend and her friends. It was not a pleasant experience. As always, people care more about having conversations and socializing than playing the fucking game. We got our asses handed to us in every round, and I just got sick of it. Then, I decided to give it a try on my own so I could focus on the game and better observe the gameplay. It turns out that it's shit.
The maps are fucking huge, and for no other reason than because they don't want players to immediately kill one another and have every match last a maximum of 3 minutes. Because maps are fucking huge, you're going to spend a shit ton of time moving between areas while scavenging for items. This means that most of your time is downtime, which is boring. Eventually, the map gets smaller, and people start dropping off. Things get a bit more interesting here, but the game mechanics fucking suck. It's like they took unreal tournament, slapped on a cartoon aesthetic, and removed all sense of verticality from the game. Most players try to end you before you get a chance to notice they're around, and the last remaining players end up having fucking sniper battles from across their little forts. Since you only get one life, most players just leave before the match is over, because nobody wants to wait 15 minutes to try again.
It's boring shit and I don't get the appeal. The actual shooting is serviceable, but if you like it, there are other games you could play that are faster paced and more engaging than this trash. The only reason it's popular is because it's memeshit.The big popular streamers will play it, which gives little Timmy a hard on. So, every kid from here to China and back plays this game so they can feel like they're a part of something. Some people play it because they think it will give them access to popularity. Some people play it because they genuinely think it's a fun game, but I would guess that they're in the minority.
If you like this game, well far be it for me to tell you what to do with your time, but I have to question your tastes.
fc7a52 No.14619316
>>14619049
Its more action packed than the other battle roayles
fc7a52 No.14619325
God why is /v/ full of shitters? At least win 1 match guys
6df75a No.14619330
>>14619049
>>14619067
The game is kinda boring as shit when you play it by yourself but I actually managed to genuinely enjoy it with friends the few times I played it with them. The gunplay was alright, they shot like typical vidya guns, I don't know what your problem with them was all about. The unpredictability of the game, fighting against other squads along with being especially tacticool and strategic due to high stakes situations near the end of a match is a blast to go through.
So yeah, it technically is a social game to play with friends.
Now get some friends OP you fucking loser.
9e3a4f No.14619332
>>14619325
>At least win 1 match guys
>At least install the game goyim
6df75a No.14619338
>>14619325
Winning a match was a euphoric fucking experience holy shit.
Fucking up and losing a million times before that was totally worth it.
9a4b4c No.14619350
>>14619325
>>14619338
Where are these shills coming from? Fuck off back to cuckchan niggers.
fc7a52 No.14619353
>>14619350
>muh muh cuckchan
Why dont you fuck off back there if you care so much? Half this thread is bitching the game is bad yet they are shit at it. I thought /v/ was the git gud crowd?
9a4b4c No.14619355
>>14619353
>meme spacing
Like fucking pottery
6df75a No.14619359
>>14619350
Don't like it then don't play it.
Its as simple as that you thin skinned little bitch.
9a4b4c No.14619361
>>14619359
Fuck I was accidentally playing it this entire time.
9e3a4f No.14619373
>>14619353
>Just play the game guys alright
>not shilling
>Half this thread is bitching the game is bad
choosing to complain does not automatically make you wrong
>yet they are shit at it
unsubstantiated
>I thought /v/ was the git gud crowd?
I need to invest time in learning shitty games to fit your idea of group identity now? Neat.
9a4b4c No.14619381
>>14619373
j-just INSTALL THE GAME GOYIM! you're not a s-shitter are you? fucking play the game stop crying n00b
t. definitely not a paid shill
6f9ee8 No.14619386
There's no tutorial so I have no clue what I'm doing and just get murdered before I can figure out what the fuck's going on. I think I'm getting old.
68d522 No.14619485
So basically I've come to 2 conclusions on how to play this
1.) Jump off bus right away with everyone else, game becomes a really shitty deathmatch
2.) Wait a bit longer until you find a good spot to land on the far-end of the island. You end up in the top 10 simply because you don't see a single soul for miles
I can't wrap my mind around why this shit is so popular. People are saying its the social aspect, there's no social functionality. Just voice chat among your squad
47954a No.14619517
>>14619049
It reminds me of Counter Strike… I can be in the perfect positioning, aim at the head, shot in small bursts, and hit nothing or drain shield in single digits, then I am hit by a shotgun at 40m and die in one hit, shields or not.
79189d No.14619518
>>14619049
This level of hype isn't natural, there is certainly some fuckery afoot. Wouldn't surprise me if this turned out to be some sort of psychological experiment to see how to manipulate normalfag cattle using social media and the media to craze over some shitty game.
68d522 No.14619524
>>14619517
Nigger, you're just too retarded to play CS. They're nothing alike. You can see enemies on the radar when they make noise, the map isn't moving constantly so you know where to expect to find people camping.
>I can be in the perfect positioning, aim at the head, shot in small bursts, and hit nothing or drain shield in single digits,
Because you need to stand still to land hits. That's also why its nothing like this turd. You're just a retard
6df75a No.14619529
>>14619518
I got bored of the game in about 6-9 matches.
Normalfags must like the randomization and uncertainty that the game has to offer, because from what I've seen from it, thats the only reason the game is replayable at all.
68d522 No.14619537
>>14619518
My theory is that the numbers are inflated by the Chinese. Especially since their commie government "Ministry of Public Security" bans the majority of western media that they disapprove of so when a game by Epic (partially owned by Chinks) comes out, its easy for it to get approval because Tencent is owned by the national bank like every Chinese company
880cd4 No.14619538
What really bugs me about BRs is how fucking long it takes for turnover, for instance;
Deathmatch
>Start with gun
>get more guns
>Kill
>Die
>5 seconds
>Back in the action
>Repeat for ten minutes of play
Battle Royale
>Spawn
>Spend ~20 seconds getting to the battlefield
>No Guns
>Run around like headless chicken trying to get guns
>Kill (or spend ten/fifteen minutes running around trying to find someone to kill or hiding from people trying to kill you)
>Die
>Game over
>10 seconds to get back to lobby
>10 more seconds to get to new game
>30 more seconds for game to begin
>Repeat
It's just so tedious, so much doing nothing for so little game
47954a No.14619545
>>14619524
Yeah, standing still and all, it also baffles me hor they can spray from long distances and land consistent shots on me while I try to carefully aim from an angle.
47954a No.14619552
>>14619538
Some people spawn with guns, not sure how long you have to play for that, I have seen people landing together and one of them gunning the other, no, there was no gun in sight.
68d522 No.14619562
>>14619538
Battle Royal modes are just deathmatches on a large map with artificial rules to prevent camping the entire time. On a traditional deathmatch you can't camp for too long because the map can be transversed in a couple minutes at most. Its just a glorified deathmatch, but shittier
>>14619545
You need to play longer to get the hang of it. Never be afraid to die but also don't be retarded. Remember shooting your enemy slows them down and you have just as much a chance of landing a headshot on them as they do you. Unless its an AWP, but people don't get the money for AWPs until the mid-rounds.
Just play casual, and avoid playing CT until you're more confident with the basic gameplay. CT is more difficult than terrorist because you need to have more awareness of the map and where the bomb could be and shitters will vote you out if you don't know where the bomb is even though it's casual.
392c16 No.14619573
>>14619552
They're landing on a gun and immediately picking it up. You can't spawn with a gun.
>>14619538
I've tried explaining this to my faggot acquaintance who begs me to play constantly. He said he plays the game for the "moments." I pressed him on what that meant, and he said the type of crazy shit you see in youtube compilations. I told him those "moments" happen once every 10 hours and the youtubers play ALL FUCKING DAY just to harvest 5 minutes of entertainment for their viewers. He said "well that's why I always run into firefights, so I can get more action. The reason you're not having fun is because you're trying to survive the longest and win."
Yes, his logic is "playing to win isn't fun, just shoot at every motherfucker you see because the gunplay is what's fun."
So I asked him, "why the fuck aren't we just playing a normal FPS then, like Halo or COD or something, where you can have gunplay moments 95% of the time instead of 10%?"
Naturally, he did not have an answer. The best he could come up with was "the FPS I used to like isn't good anymore, this game is where the players are."
Then later I told him how the youtubers and streamers playing this are retards and their viewership are sheeple, and he got SJW-tier offended that I called him sheeple by proxy. I haven't played with the retard since.
ebfb2c No.14619576
>>14619049
>I fell for the meme
985078 No.14619584
>>14619573
> "the FPS I used to like isn't good anymore, this game is where the players are."
Aka "this is where the casuals are".
e7b450 No.14619585
>>14619538
>>14619562
You forgot the part where the play area RNG means that only some people need to move, which means that matches devolve into camping festivals anyway as the people who didn't dig into a spot that's being eaten by the death field get to play a shooting gallery.
1c7059 No.14619592
>>14619263
>sound like a clinton voter
>for complaining about whores
lol no
47954a No.14619593
>>14619573
>They're landing on a gun and immediately picking it up. You can't spawn with a gun.
I am telling you we can be at almost the same height which is enough to spot items on rooftops and I see people land on the ground floors and immediately gun down people, guns and items have certain spawn points, these people land quite far from said spots.
68d522 No.14619597
>>14619593
Happened to me too. Players of this game are just autistic as fuck and go right for the items as soon as they land. Its just autism
392c16 No.14619599
>>14619593
You're talking about fortnite right? I've played it enough, I know you cannot spawn with a gun. There are no set gun spawns either. They have spawn points, but which ones will actually produce a gun each game is random. If someone lands and immediately has a gun, they landed on a gun.
47954a No.14619603
>>14619599
Yes, Fortnite BR, I am talking about spawned items in general, for example, they don't spawn in the middle of a road, they spawn near settlements, on roofs, etc., but not in certain open areas as far as I know.
392c16 No.14619605
>>14619603
Then… you know wrong.
47954a No.14619623
>>14619605
Or maybe there are cheats.
d332a7 No.14619630
Fortnite fails MASSIVELY from a base gameplay perspective. The entire game is supposed to be a "casual" PUBG, but the game has this expansive building mechanics that makes no sense in the game play, but doesn't even have a tutorial despite being decently complex. Casual players will pick this up to have an easier time, but it complete fucks them over by not teach them the most important game play mechanic.
>>14619199
>it might actually take skill (and mostly foresight) to win a game. However, that win state is only guaranteed to one guy, meaning that even players with passable skill are still damned to fail most of the time. Compare this to a deathmatch mode in (insert your favorite non-shit fps here) where your skill and choices give you a significant chance of reaching an actual win state
This is exactly WHY it's popular. A skilled players will almost always win at these game, but there's enough chance involved that any random schmuck feels the possibility of winning. This isn't a bad thingf, it's how you manage to make a game "casual" but still allow high tier players to shit on everyone.I'm a "pretty good" player and managed to win one of every 5/6 matches. Even for better players, the idea that you can get fucked early game is appetizing, because you have no idea if you can get out of a bad early game.
>>14619279
>The maps are fucking huge, and for no other reason than because they don't want players to immediately kill one another and have every match last a maximum of 3 minutes.
Compare it to PUBG, and the Fortnite map is fucking TINY. In my opinion, this is fucking retarded, but to each his own.
>>14619381
>Free game
>Hugely popular
>New genre
>Refuses to try it
The clear faggot here is you. At least I tried two matches of the game.
>>14619386
That's my issue of the game. The building mechanic has no fucking tutorial, despite needing one. PUBG has no weird mechanics so a tutorial isn't needed.
>>14619518
It's free targets kids and is cartoony and casual targets kids There's nothing suspect about the game, its just a new world of gaming you're not used to.
>>14619573
There's two ways to play BR games. You can play to WIN or play to have FUN. WINNING means diving into a bathroom with a shotgun and aiming at the door until someone opens it and blowing them away until you need to move. FUN is loading four people into a vehcile and driving around hooting and hollering like a bunch of rednecks throwing ammo at everything you see. While other games have "good moments" PUBG is special in the amount of "Amazing moments" the game will have. Cheering on your last man alive as he limps an exploding vehicle with only two wheels over a hill while under a ton of gunfire trying not to die is a ton of fun, and it doesn't matter if you "win" because as long as you place better than the people shooting at you, you get to "win."
>>14619585
RNG is part of what makes the game enjoyable for everyone, but no one can camp and do well. If that's you'r main strategy, you'll do "okayish" but get annihilated every single time. Moving is more valuable than camping.
68d522 No.14619725
>>14619630
>RNG is part of what makes the game enjoyable for everyone,
I honestly can't see how this game can be enjoyable for anyone. You can't see jack shit so you end up running around like a fucking retard until some other random spots you. And even then the gunplay is so bad the two of you end up hopping around like fucking idiots until someone dies. I agree with other people, its the social aspect
d332a7 No.14619809
>>14619725
I'm not going to be a fucktarded fanboy that claims it's an amazing game all on it's own, and playing with friends doesn't change it at all, but it's not the social aspect that make it fun at fuck, it's the way the game changes by playing with extra dudes. Sure, if you play a game with 3 friends, ANY game can be pretty fun, but PUBG And I only play PUBG, I hate Fortnite is incredibly fun wether playing single or 4 man squads. The reason I only play PUBG in squads isn't because of the social aspect, but because playing it soli is akin to a horror game. It's an INCREDIBLY TENSE experience where you can get gunned down at any moment and instantly die at the drop of a hat from a sniper. But it you play squads, you have a whole added mechanics of being able to be picked up after being shot, which removes a lot of the creeping tension from the game. If you die, it's because your entire squad died. This is the main reason I enjoy squads, and it's generally not because of social.
070136 No.14619859
e204f9 No.14619860
>>14619630
>>14619809
>The clear faggot here is you. At least I tried two matches of the game
You are so utterly fucking retarded, so mind-bendingly fucking stupid that I sincerely hope you fall off a cliff.
Are you a fucking child? Do you need your hand held as to why you shouldn't play this game outside of the fact that its flavor of the month trash?
How about the fact that both Fortnite and Tencent are invested and partially to heavily owned by tencent and the chinese? How about the fact that their business models are cancer? How about the fact that you contribute to the cancer by being an anchor point for more people to join in, the social excuse is a higher chance for them to build more whales
The reason the gaming industry is such cancer is because of people like you, enablers
SJWs are a tiny portion of the population, and should be powerless, but the normalfag, the enabler like you is a fucking cuck with no spine who enables shit to happen. All you have to do is say fucking "NO" to this shit, but you don't fucking care about good games, instead you waste your time playing whatever is shiny and new as if you're a hipster waiting for an apple product. You should have a backlog of great games as a result of discussion in this place to go through, and other, non-garbage multiplayer games to play with your friend if you were to go that route
instead, you willingly not only choose to play a cancerous game and game genre, but you defend it online while claiming not to be a fucking fanboy. Do you know where you fucking are? Who gives a fucking shit about PUBG vs Fortnite? They're both fucking cancer. The best battle royale game I've ever played is still in an SC2 custom game called Smashcraft and that was from 6 years ago. The biggest problem? It fucking died because not enough people knew about it, and because the small community was incredibly good, they shitstomped newbies. I loved that shit so much I wanted to get new people to try it and walk them through it, but it died as Starcraft 2 as a whole died because of Blizzard's incompetency, and later evil.
That's a tangent, but that was a good fucking game with a lot of work put in, it was made for free and actually was incredibly fun with friends.
Instead of telling peopel to find cool, niche shit and get some life in communities, get some new fans and give taste to those around you, you instead join in the cancer and contribute to whatever garbage you feel like after looking around on the "newest, hottest shit on the internet"
Fucking kill yourself, people like you disgust me to no end. SJWs and cancer have power thanks to cucks like you, and I am ashamed to share an imageboard with you. Go the fuck back to reddit, or get some taste, grow a pair and stop being such a giant fucking cuckold. Jesus fucking christ.
cf7f08 No.14619872
>>14619049
>I don't understand this shit.
Did you not see the real and e-celebs shilling this marketing experiment of a game?
The game itself looks fun for an hour or two, exactly the attention span of the targeted audience. Soon, Fortnite 2 will emerge and multiplayer for the first will be discontinued. If you have participated in this social conditioning /milking type games, you are the cancer.
dcb840 No.14619883
I play it with friends almost exclusively, and as most people who do the same have pointed out, it's a social thing, we generally just shoot the shit while playing. The gunplay is pretty trash but there is quite a thrill with a close victory. If your team is already good, knows what they're doing and can easily secure a victory, it's not nearly as thrilling, but it's the moments when it's down to the wire or you're horribly outmatched that make it fun. For instance, me and a friend were in duos and he died at the very end of the game so it was just me and 3 other duo squads, they were fighting it out but at the same time spamming me with rockets and raining gunfire while other teams were pushing on me, I got out by the skin of my cunt with 6 hp and sniped one of the last team's members in the head, knocking him, while his friend frantically tried to both revive him and escape the storm. I knocked them out of their tower and killed the downed guy, then it was just me and this fag running along and building, I took some shots at him and he tried to leap into the air and get the final hit on me, but I was faster and knocked him out of the air with a burst from my scar. When shit gets hairy like that, your heart goes fucking bonkers and you have insane focus.
e204f9 No.14619886
>>14619860
Woops, it wasn't a battle royale, not enough people for that shit, more like a hero arena kind of game but the point still stands, same thing for moba shit with customs like SotIS and other garbage like that, those were actually fun and well-made by a community that actually gave a shit. They didn't get off charging you an exorbitant amount of money to play their broken, shitty early access game.
Either way, its fad garbage, the PC equivalent of pokemon go that will die off as quickly as it formed and you will regret your time spent on it, if not directly, then indirectly when you realize the industry is just a little bit more fucked than it already was, thanks to you
d332a7 No.14619925
>>14619860
>Trying to play a free game mode for even twenty minutes of your time to understand what it's about and have a proper opinion of it makes you cancer
k
e204f9 No.14619950
>>14619925
>And I only play PUBG
Nigger its not about fucking fortnite, its about you playing fucking cancer flavor of the month trash
You are a fucking fanboy for garbage
>The reason I only play PUBG in squads isn't because of the social aspect, but because playing it soli is akin to a horror game.
You have no standards. You have shit taste, and you don't belong here
b6a4e5 No.14619951
>>14619630
>I-IT'S FUCKING FREE GOYIM THERE'S NO POSSIBLE REASON NOT TO TRY IT FUCKING PLAY INCREASE OUR NUMBERS PUT YOUR EYES ON THE CASH SHOP LET US DATA MINE YOUR COMPUTER IT'S FUCKING FREEEEEEEEEEE
>>>/cuckchan/
d332a7 No.14620078
>>14619951
>Be a fan of videogames
>Try any and all video games to have a wide, educated breadth of the subject
>Come to a video games discussion board
>I'm only allowed to discuss (((video games)))
I'm so sorry I never payed for it, please forgive me shekle meistre.
b6a4e5 No.14620111
>>14620078
You're literally going around demanding people play a game because it's free you fucking nigger. Then when you get called out on your shilling you pretend like you were just trying to have a casual conversation? The jew truly does cry out as he strikes you.
e204f9 No.14620137
>>14620078
>I play and support cancer ironically xD
kill yourself
333d89 No.14620227
>>14620111
No mr. trips.
He's telling you to talk about something first hand and not on impressions alone.
Stop the spergout.
>I don't need to eat shit to know it will taste like shit.
Of course, I agree, but if you want to give an insightful opinion on that shit's texture and flavour, you gotta try it first, or else it will come as vague as "it tastes bad because it's shit".
No one is forcing you to do it, but you can at least respect anon's approach to vidya.
d332a7 No.14620231
>>14620111
I'm saying you should try a fucming game before making wild assumptions about it, faggot..It costs you zero fucking dollars so why are you so fucking buttmad.
f32caa No.14620236
>>14619168
it's not as if its hard to tell something is shit without even playing it. These type of games are just a clone of the same formula, if you've played one of those type of games or have decent perception, it's easy. Infact I watched some gameplay footage of fortnite just yesterday, I believe it was the "top 5 times a fortnite streamer accidently cursed" in the thread for cliffy b's new game. I had observed the exact same thing as OP from just looking at the video; a guy was building stairs at a suprisingly quick rate and it made me think "this mechanic does not seem very well thought out", it just gave me this feeling of something being off about it.
b6a4e5 No.14620244
>>14620227
Nigger go and look at the reply chain. In multiple posts he's literally demanding that people play the game on the basis that it's free regardless of how objectively shit the battle royal game mode is or any other criticisms that can easily be made about the game without needing to have physically played it. I'm not attempting to discuss the inner workings and balance of the game. Expecting me to play the game in that kind of conversation is justified, but that's not what is going on in this thread. Half of it is about how fucking retarded the character models look. You don't need to have played Fortnite to know that you don't like battle royal games and that you think their ugly mulatto character models are fucking retarded. That is enough to not want to play. Yet he's going around unironically getting upset at people for trashing the game for these things without having played it and let them data mine you as if the mere fact that it's free somehow reason enough to play it.
I don't know why you people pretend like you can't follow reply chains and suddenly try to rewrite history like this >>14620231 in the middle of conversations. I suppose shills really have no clue how imageboards work.
333d89 No.14620286
>>14620244
But he's not defending the game, in fact he is going step by step telling what's wrong with it.
He has aported useful information about the game being discussed here, while your retort is "fuck of shill i'm not gonna play the game" and the usual buzzwords of dismissal as suprfluous as "I don't want to play as a nigger"
But that's ok, you don't like the game, you don't inherently knows it's flaws but you don't like it, so you will bash it by inane shit like the model you play as. You could have said something insightful like the dude arguing about the building mechanic being poorly designed and thought, the other guy saying "for every 10 minutes of gunplay ou have 40 of running around and waiting" or the other guy that complains that the guns have zero weight to them.
No anon, you're the faggot.
f32caa No.14620304
>>14619207
games have had telemetry since the 90s, with arcades, which at that point it was intended to improve the game and was anonymous. Now games are so big they could contain ANYTHING. Datamining is such a big fake industry, and fake chinks have qualms about fucking your computer in any possible way. Also modern anti-cheats are on the same level as a rootkit these days
>>14619199
I only just noticed that image removed the lipstick and added a dildo. I don't mind the thicc one too much, but it would be nice to have something inbetween the two images.
>(and losing can actually feel fair and not turn you into a screeching manchild)
I sympathise with this so much, I spent a good part of a year on one of these shitty chance games and despite being one the top players, I was angry all the time even at the slightest fault. A single bullet missed when it shouldn't have due to lag? Sperg out time. Die 3 times in a row? Time to punch a wall. (or as I pathetically did, I would beat up a pillow for about 5 minutes with all of my soul until I was too tired and start crying) The developers even said that the hardcore players of the game were the ones who had most complaints about it. Gee I wonder why? A thin veil of the illusion of skill is the worst thing you can do to an online game, just be honest and put RPG elements into it or something. Now please note, this type of anger is much different than being fired up and outwardly "angry at video games". I think it comes from a deep place and it probably had more to do with my life being shit at the time and my only escape from it being a worse bipolar experience of RNG of a shitty online game
>>14620078
>be fan of video games
>this means i have to shovel trash into my mouth because bideo james xD
I bet you watched Dragon Ball Super Unironically… Actually, you fucking got me. I'm pretty mad because there's people that think like that unironically.
>if you're a fan of something, you have to consume every single thing that's released by that company/author
No, if you're a fan of something and acutally care about it, you will not enable them to significantly decline in quality. Granted, if you're too late to spot the trend, then you're going to get replaced by normalfags that will just enable them instead; but still, don't be a cuck?
f32caa No.14620305
b6a4e5 No.14620314
>>14620286
>oy vey goyim you're not allowed to dismiss games based on the fact the developers create ugly pink haired mulatto monstrosities!
Kill yourself kike.
b2775a No.14620315
ITT: Totally-not-cuckchan trying to grasp why a shit game is shit
b6a4e5 No.14620330
>>14620315
Cuckchan can't even begin to grasp the concept of refusing to play a title based on principles, as they have none. They are the kinds of people that will buy the latest blizzard title despite decades of anti-consumer practice simply because blizzard occasionally waves a carrot in front of their nose.
This cancer is evolving past anything previously thought possible.
333d89 No.14620332
>>14620314
Thanks for admitting deafeat, faggot.
b6a4e5 No.14620337
>>14620332
What the fuck are you talking about? Your entire argument boiled down to "b-but you're not allowed to dismiss games based on things I've arbitrarily decided you're supposed to be indifferent to!" Jesus chirst you're so fucking stupid it's almost impressive.
>le smug reaction image reinforcing just how much basic self-awareness you lack
The gift that just keeps on giving.
333d89 No.14620358
>>14620337
I never said that you triple nigger. I said that you are adding nothing but noise to the discussion, because that's all you have been doing.
Are you being this dense on purpose? You are pretty much agreeing with what the majority of posters in this thread has been saying. The game is bad. But instead of saying why is bad with first hand data like some other anons have, you keep spewing buzzwords and calling names like an infant unable to grasp that, some people, might want to know how bad things are by experiencing it themselves.
This is something you can agree to or not, but the key here is that you should respect one willing to investigate further for the sake of taking their own conclussions, even if you think is a stupid waste of time, which most likely is since a lot of other people have gone in already and posted what the game lacks.
Have another of my favourite pics, since you like 'em so much.
b6a4e5 No.14620379
>>14620358
Except he's not posting "yeah, I've played it and it wasn't very good." He's literally going around saying that anyone criticizing the game or refusing to play it is retarded because "it's freee!!!" Keep attempting to rewrite history when the posts are right here you fucking retard.
>>14620231
>>14619630
>Free game
>Hugely popular
>New genre
>Refuses to try it
At this point I'll just assume you're pretending to be retarded to save face.
d332a7 No.14620390
>>14620304
>I bet you watched Dragon Ball Super Unironically… Actually, you fucking got me. I'm pretty mad because there's people that think like that unironically.
10/10 bait, I have no idea how you came to this conclusiuon without being a retard. Cleary only a drabonball fan could possibly like the game you've suggested because IU've explained why I don't like the game ???????
>>14620379
I'm not saying BR is hugely originaly or inventive, I'm just admitting it hasn't existed in games before.
1e1969 No.14620495
>>14619538
>It's just so tedious, so much doing nothing for so little game
This is the hallmark of a game made explicitly for the sake of streaming. They made a game filled with long periods of fucking nothing so fags can monologue and shill on video, have a quickie "epic" moment, and then start it all over again.
8289b2 No.14620533
The game is fun with friends.
Stop hating on it for no reason.
b2775a No.14620541
>>14620533
Not an argument. Most thinks are better with friends.
438c4d No.14620555
>>14620541
Well then i guess that will be the future of gaming. Money is where people can play with friends
438c4d No.14620568
>>14619538
>>14619573
You dont understand one thing. There are many fps games but most of them are quite boring. Why? Because the battles carry no significance.
In regular match death means you respawn few seconds later and go at it again.
Why was dayz gunfights so exciting? Because you could actually lose progress and it all felt important. too bad fights in dayz happened rarely
BR like pubg is the middle ground of "gathering progress" and exciting fights. Once you're in top 10 shit picks up because everyone wants to win badly and one mistake means you lost whole 15-20 min match.
Its just more exciting than average deathmatch where dying means nothing at all. I'd say shit like halo and cod are casual games you just pick up and play, then leave after you get bored.
PUBG gets the adrenaline going even though the game leaves a lot to be desired
f32caa No.14620576
>>14620390
learn how to write English before replying to me, pelase.
53d377 No.14620609
b6a4e5 No.14620645
>>14620555
>future of gaming
And what makes you think anyone here cares bout the future of gaming? Man you fucks really are straight out of cuckchan. Lurk more.
e7aa3f No.14620662
Just heard an (((NPR))) report on this, some middle school science teacher has to make his final test about Fortnite because his students won a bet or something. I feel sorry for the guy, confronted by autism like this.
20cced No.14620786
>>14619168
/v/ hates videogames, what did you expect?
c0d561 No.14620798
>someone makes this exact same thread every week and a half
f530ab No.14620799
>>14619592
No, you sound like a Clinton voter for complaining about fun.
7b0853 No.14620819
Why the fuck did you post this? You played a game designed for 9 year olds that can't into real shooter mechanics. One of the central "combat mechanics" if this game is yelling "NUH UH" and instantly erecting a steel wall. It doesn't take a genius to figure out this is shit.
7b0853 No.14620827
>>14620568
Spoken like someone who has never done remotely well in any multiplayer FPS. The high stakes adrenaline feeling in deathmatch and arena shooters can come from many different sources. In Quake or UT, it becomes much more intense when you actually have a killstreak going and don't want to die. Even CoD has this. You can also play CTF and get an adrenaline rush just from carrying the flag.
98ecf0 No.14620843
>>14620740
Not every game is meant to be played by you and your body pillow.
8bad3a No.14620846
>>14619859
She's thicc you cuckadodoo
853ac4 No.14620887
>>14620786
You're not on cuckchan anymore faggot.
>>14620843
Its shit and being able to play it with friends doesn't make it better.
1c7059 No.14621084
>>14620799
>whores = fun
Sure, if you like venereal diseases.
c9afa7 No.14621090
>>14620786
Dude, I have seen people here praising games like Nier: Automata and Kingdome Come: Deliverance. So, not really.
eea74c No.14621094
>>14619330
>Fun with friends
Anything is fun with friends. ANYTHING.
b711de No.14621107
b711de No.14621135
>>14619279
BR is very popular because of the novelty of gameplay. Players are just bored of classical deathmatch on tiny maps. They played them enough over years and years. With time passing players preferring more density of action will retreat back from BR after it will stop been new for them.
ff42b7 No.14621137
FLAVOR OF THE MONTH
No one will remember this shit 3 months from now.
0555f9 No.14621145
Well, my thread got locked so I guess I'll lurk here.
7b0853 No.14621176
>>14621159
You figure that one out all by yourself?
ff42b7 No.14621183
>>14621176
Yeah I did faggot
3632a4 No.14621187
fortnite may be shit, BUT GUESS WHAT JUST CAME TODAY
954e54 No.14621205
>>14619049
The reason why this game is popular is because it's accessible, you can play on PC, Xbone, PS4 and mobile, all platforms are in the same server, you can customize your character with skins n' shit, when you lose a match you can just go straight into another and most importantly it isn't a buggy piece of shit like PUBG.
I personally don't like the game, there's a lot of downtime and wondering around like a headless chicken
ff42b7 No.14621208
1c7059 No.14621219
>>14621187
>Cliffy B chasing another trend
>will inevitably fail miserably
>again
CUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY GAY BLACK SON
347b9e No.14621313
>>14621208
If you are gonna shitpost, sage retard
1a8a81 No.14621326
>>14621187
No fucking way they actually released a battleroyale game.
Are the people who work for him just too scared to tell him this is a shit idea ?
347b9e No.14621364
BAN THE PUBG-FORTNITE THREADS LIKE YOU DID WITH ASSFAGGOTS
THEY ONLY ATTRACT FILTH, LIKE THE RETARDS (1) THAT ARE JUST POSTING "BUMP"
347b9e No.14621404
Suggestion for the vols:
Consider locking the thread for a while, no one was discussing seriously anyway.
ff42b7 No.14621412
>>14621313
SUCK MY DICK FAGGOT
989e17 No.14621445
>>14619250
>9gag and kym in bimbofication form
They just get offended by it because it says tumblr, stop pulling shit off your arse
f32caa No.14621664
>>14619860
since the thread went to shit, this is the best post in the thread
ab471b No.14621672
>>14619049
I never wanted to play this game, I knew from the start that it would be dull and uninspired. Unfortunately, spring break came around recently, and my nephews came over for a few days. They begged me to play Fortnite, and although I was apprehensive, I figured that if nothing else I could at least find a fun way to goof around, so I gave in a downloaded the game. Now let me explain why a fucking hate Fortnite.
The game already starts off on a bad note with the cartoon-style graphics and generic weapons that aren't particularly fun to use. Sadly, it only gets worse beneath the surface. I look at the large map and the building mechanics and see potential, then I play it and realize it has all been wasted. You can't really explore the map freely or take time to play around with the building because the game itself is designed to be a fast-paced gun & done shitfest. The entire objective is to drop in, loot as many generic cartoony guns as you can, then sprint to the safe zone while either hiding for the whole match, or getting tangled in a series of uneventful battles with other players in which you scramble to throw up walls and spray your weapons at each other, like monkeys at the zoo throwing feces in all directions. It's doesn't even feel good to win a fight because the combat of the game is terribly lackluster, as if Gears of War and Call of Duty had a child who was stricken with polio. I've played roughly 40 rounds of this mess, and I came to realize that even if I did get the opportunity to explore the map, I would be even more disappointed than I already am as I noticed that a considerable number of the buildings are just copied and pasted. It's all shallow, all empty.
Needless to say, nothing in this game is as bad as the community who plays it. Considering the fact that this is one of those 'flavor of the month' games that will come and go and be forgotten, it's obvious that the majority of the players are faggot twitch streamers and the little kids who idolize them. So every time you get killed in the game, it is by a snot-nosed child, or a mentally retarded e-celeb who will undoubtedly spout a meme out loud upon your demise. Worse still is the fact that these kids and retards view the purchasing of superficial cosmetics as a sign of skill. I've heard my nephews on more than one occasion base their assessment on other players' skills on whether they are 'skins' or 'no-skins.' They also rave about some twitchfaggot named "ninja" who supposedly has won 2,000 games, which surprised me as I had a hard time even stomaching the first 20 rounds of this trash. I can forgive them, because they're just kids after all, but it still makes my skin crawl to witness that kind of thinking in others. Finally, if for some strange reason you still want to play Fortnite after dealing with the Battle Royale garbage, there's 'Save the World' mode. A mode that, from my understanding, is yet another zombie survival game full of unbearable tumblr-tier writing you can suffer through for an additional $29.99. And considering what I've already experienced from Battle Royale, I highly doubt that it could even come close to games like Left 4 Dead, Killing Floor, or any other half-way decent zombie-shooter.
To sum it all up, Fortnite is the antithesis of everything that I would normally enjoy about a game. The only story available is shit, the gameplay feels hollow, there's no attention to detail, the world is empty, the graphics are terrible, the designs are uninspired, and the community is atrocious. There's no customization, no sense of choice, no depth of any kind. It isn't fun to cooperate in, it isn't fun to compete in, and the game itself feels like a chore. If there's anyone who may still be wondering whether or not to try it, don't. It's objectively bad, so bad that even it's F2P design doesn't excuse it. It's just another cashgrab, churned out for the sake of making money through as many microtransactions as possible before its inevitable death.
6875bb No.14621716
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14621672
Good read. You put it very well. My younger cousins play this game cause its the designated popular streamer game of the quarter. Last time it was Rocket League, but now it's this shit. It's just a shitty fad and the hype will die down on the next cashgrab. Won't stop my cousins and other kids like them from paying good money for cosmetic skins so you can look like an even bigger douche in the game.
I never understood the cosmetics. The aesthetics on them are rarely good, and for the most part, it gets even worse the rarer it is. In fact, the more expensive items just make you stand out in the game, thus making you an easier or bigger target. I just don't get it. Some people also seem to like the cosmetics just cause they're rare, rather than because they look good.
On another note, you're completely right about the community. It's a shame that the community is a deciding factor in multiplayer and singleplayer games, but I can't help it if I feel uncomfortable being grouped with a bunch of literal shiteating retards, shitskins, or little brats.
ab471b No.14621822
>>14621716
Agreed. My nephews are good kids, but they're still just kids, so they'll always want the latest toys and games. Unfortunately, the latest games are all these shallow cashgrabs that have no real value or staying power. It's sad that kids today wont have the same fond memories of games that we had. You're right about the cosmetics too, they're usually low-quality and only desired for their rarity/popularity. Cosmetic purchases didn't seem like a bad idea in the beginning, but they have definitely become a predatory practice over the years.
473d37 No.14621883
HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT THIS THING CALLED TWITCH PRIME?!?
4200d7 No.14621897
>>14621672
>Needless to say, nothing in this game is as bad as the community who plays it.
You don't fucking know misery until you've been playing the actual PvE game of Fortnite and have to deal with whiny BRats demanding "trades" LITERALLY ALL FUCKING DAY.
It's like the fucking migrants in a small European town.
b576ed No.14621919
>>14620846
Kill yourself obesity enabler.
c24d1d No.14621959
>>14621187
Looks like the top battle royale player Dr. Disrespect, and Shroud are there. Unless they stay to play, the game will tank after they're gone. Looks roll heavy (you can launch far by rolling in the air similar to the charge glide in Sea of Thieves) and possibly pay to win since you can wire transfer money you save from playing game (though it is capped at $100 each transfer and am unsure if its unlimited for each ATM you use).
bb1b11 No.14621969
>the game is bad because I'm bad at the game
>reeee, they just spam building, the game is broken because I always die
<The game is optimized to the perfection, even my toaster run it 60 FPS at max settings
<No lootboxes or P2W or skin gambling/black market
<Netcode is pristine and don't use much DL/UL bandwitch
<Locked by region, no chink niggers playing with you
<No game-breaking bugs, small bugs are fixed weekly when they are found
<Updates weekly, new modes each week. The devs don't just sit in the money and do barbecue, they work
You can't say any of this about the other 2 meme games(PUGB and minecraft), so I'm glad this game is successful instead of PUGB-cancer, this is a good signal, competent devs can succeed instead of "forever early access" greedy devs, you can complain as you like about the "cartoon graphics, I'm too adult, look at me, I'm not a kid", but you can't point a bad move by the devs, they are making a good work without predatory or lazy practices.
Besides it's not a indie shit walking simulator "story-centric", it's a pure gameplay game, the one the industry so need to stop producing Heavy Rain interactive movies and go back to make games.
990e98 No.14622052
>>14621969
English isn't your native language, is it?
4cbedc No.14622107
>>14621969
i didn't mind heavy rain
333d89 No.14622165
>>14622158
>>14621672
>>14622162
The fuck is this guy doing.
990e98 No.14622166
>>14622165
/b/ spammer trying to broaden his horizons?
8b4b02 No.14622168
>>14622165
Probably trying to spam the thread to death
347b9e No.14622176
>>14622166
Or could be a fortshite fag spamming this thread to bait pubg fags.
Or maybe chink spammers to make the game relevant.
Or maybe shitposters that are fagging on their secret disc server
These threads should be banned on sight, like the ASSFAGGOTS ones
990e98 No.14622182
>>14622176
>These threads should be banned on sight, like the ASSFAGGOTS ones
If they're going to bring nothing but unmitigated cancer, then yeah, I agree.
d377f7 No.14622185
>>14621969
It's like none of you faggots realize there's a PvE side to Fortnite which is a Pay2win pile of horseshit filled with loot boxes and broken promises. The BR side wouldn't exist if they hadn't fleeced their entire previous playerbase, along with the majority of people who bought into Paragon and likely never filed for their refunds. Fortnite is chinknigger shit and you should be ashamed for furthering its success, rewarding Tencent's business model of outright lying about a game to fund fad bullshit.
333d89 No.14622194
>>14621969
>Pure gameplay
If by gameplay you mean walking around until you find someone and kill it/die in less than 10 seconds, yeah.
347b9e No.14622196
>>14622182
I mean, every thread of these games have been the same time and time again
>hahaha shit game
>normalfag cancer
<suddendly
>"Y game" fans sure are salty on this thread
>"fuck off "X game" fan, you're the salty one
>no, fuck you, your game is worse
>no, fuck you, your game is worse
<ad infinitum, and then
<random thread pops up
>"Y game" sucks, "X game" is better
Etc.
They are shitting every fucking weekend on this board, and they only attract more cancer and normalfags
990e98 No.14622202
>>14622196
My advice? Take screencaps, post them in the next meta thread so we can try and convince Mark to get rid of this shit already.
990e98 No.14622203
347b9e No.14622211
>>14622202
Such a shame i didn't make any of the other threads, but i'm pretty sure they now know about this shitfest.
a14833 No.14622226
>>14619171
Today I will inform you.
ab471b No.14622254
>>14622165
>>14622166
>>14622168
>>14622176 (nice meme spacing, faggot.
I made two posts, here >>14621672 and here >>14621822
In fact this is the first time I've participated in any Fortnite thread. I just figured since I had to experience this awful game that I would give my 2 cents on it. I fail to see what lead you to believe I was spamming.
44d70f No.14622256
>>14622226
>cultural plutonium
>take it from someone who knows
990e98 No.14622259
>>14622254
Not you, 8B4b02 mistakenly responded your post. There's faggots like
>>14622253
>>14622255
who are just spamming "bump" in the thread over and over again to keep it on page 1 for some reason.
347b9e No.14622261
>>14622254
Pretty sure he missclicked when replying, he was pointing out to the other deleted posts.
I also was talking about them.
So maybe try taking your head out of your ass before posting.
990e98 No.14622263
It wasn't 8b4b02, it was 333d89, but whatever. The point is it was a mistake.
bdc866 No.14622264
>>14622256
Not only did they lose their edge like 5 years ago, now they're basically bragging about how mediocre and safe they are.
ab471b No.14622269
>>14622259
Oh, I see.
>>14622261
>he made the mistake but I'm the idiot
Okay, faggot.
347b9e No.14622278
>>14622269
No, you're not the idiot for his mistake.
You're the faggot for acting like a crybaby at the first sign of a critique towards you.
Grow a thicker skin.
19af54 No.14622288
>>14622226
>1st image
What about niggerdagger?
>>14622264
Reminder, he was bullied and became a crybaby piece of shit because of it.
44d70f No.14622295
>>14622264
Why is that a thing? People somehow regretting edgy jokes and then becoming humorless fucks.
68d522 No.14622297
Holy shit what happened to my thread while I was gone?
Anyhow, I ended up uninstalling this trash. I managed to completely scrub my registry of all the remnant entries of Unreals launcher and shit too (wasn't that hard, just ran the search function in regedit for "Unreal" "Epic" and "Fortnite" and deleted the entries and then ran ccleaner)
Regardless, nobody should fall for this shit. It's popular because its FREE. That's all. It costs nothing and e-celebs play it. You can do the same thing with any game and it'll become popular. People don't like paying for shit. That's why this game is popular. I finally figured it out
ab471b No.14622305
>>14622278
Being called a spammer is a critique now? I've got a more apt theory. My guess is you're the sadsack that I called out for meme spacing, and now you're trying to save face by hurling insults to pretend you belong. Not that you'll admit it, you're just going to keep flinging shit in hopes that it will stick. Have fun with that, kid.
7b0853 No.14622332
>>14621969
The problem is that the "pure gameplay" is complete garbage. I will admit that it's a good thing that they've region locked the game, but the devs' hard work is all for naught from my perspective because the gameplay, at its fundamental, blows donkey dick. Sorry, but I really don't enjoy shooters where little Timmy can put up a metal wall between me and him instantaneously. It's just not imaginative, strategic or fun, and it smacks of pandering to children. Not to mention I don't have the patience to figure out their shit building interface, all while being shot by dudes in the middle of a game where I don't get to do anything more if I die once. Maybe if they actually had a practice DM mode I'd eventually get used to the cover system, but man, the gunplay is trash anyway, especially with the ridiculous jump height.
347b9e No.14622338
>>14622305
>My guess is you're…
<What are IDs
And you're calling other people out like they don't belong here?
But let me play along, there's only a flaw in your approach:
If I was truly a plebbitor, then why i haven't left a space between the first line (where you reference another post) and my first line of response?
In other words, why the meme-spacing is inconsistent? (spoilers: easy to read formatting)
Again, if you would have taken your head out of your ass, you would have seen it, but you chose to still act like a whiny bitch.
Grow a pair, then come back.
d332a7 No.14622349
>>14621672
>I've heard my nephews on more than one occasion base their assessment on other players' skills on whether they are 'skins' or 'no-skins.'
To be fair, usually in games like this you can tell that someone is probably a good player if they have no special cosmetics,simply because worse players hate getting killed by people they assume are completely new to the game.
>>14621716
>I never understood the cosmetics. The aesthetics on them are rarely good, and for the most part, it gets even worse the rarer it is.
Its peacocking. People want the shit that looks gaudy and awful to stand out and be noticable. It's always like that. For awhile one of the most expensive skins in CS:GO was a "420 blaze-it" awp that was embroidered with weed stickers. People *wanted* it because it looked fucking awful.
>>14621969
>PUBG isn't successful
Are you a retard?
b7ac4b No.14622367
>>14622349
>Its peacocking. People want the shit that looks gaudy and awful to stand out and be noticable. It's always like that
Another example, one of Paladins more expensive and popular skins is a rave DV skin for one of the characters which has a tonne of lights on it, plays awful rave music to anyone nearby, and hijacks her team's pre-game lobby to play even louder and more annoying rave music instead of the normal music.
This is for a stealth based character, too.
57b093 No.14622461
Here we go again, oh mooods.
990e98 No.14622488
>>14622476
spammer's gonna spam, if it's not this thread, it'll just be another thread. only thing to do is remain vigilant in the face of this absurdity. keep reporting and they'll delete it.
d45ce0 No.14622496
>>14622488
I agree with this statement, the spammer will stop eventually.
485ffb No.14622520
>>14619049
It is especially insulting because it was in development since 2011.
b711de No.14622601
>>14622332
If you don't like wall making out of air…. PUBG exists lol. I can understand people don't liking building mechanics its not for everyone. On the other hand its nice addition to the shooters formula that became stale over a years and goes well with overall carton like ridiculousness of Fortnight.
286423 No.14622608
>>14619049
I was playing a bit earlier, it's not terrible but it's not amazing either. It's
"alright". I personally don't see the appeal, but at least its better than Assfaggots or COD
74db45 No.14622945
74db45 No.14623091
>>14619174
>I thought Steam/GOGwas supposed to answer this shit
Because they're kikes and would rather take full control, supposedly hoping to overtake Steam & GOG.
>>14619190
>why push out a launcher when you only have like 5 first party titles to use it with
Because it shows all the other games that you don't have, pressuring the autistics into buying it for that satisfaction of having all games unlocked.
051b87 No.14623103
>>14622520
pretty sure the battle royale mode was a recent development though. It was a minecraft/zombie shooter until then.
1c7059 No.14623302
>>14622226
>>14622264
People signaling how weak-minded they are by being hyperbolically offended over seeing or hearing mere words is now absurdly mainstream. Being weak and pathetic is not virtuous. The sources of this brainwashing in education, television, movies, games, media, etc. should be mass executed. My patience for this "Being weak is good." mindset ended years ago.
d293aa No.14624150
e940e1 No.14624637
>>14624150
Its not the 1980s anymore grandpa.
347b9e No.14625040
>>14625026
It's funny because this autist has been going on for hours (and since yesterday), and vols only need to make two clicks and delete his shitfit in a few seconds.
961054 No.14625632
>>13714924
>>13724227
>>13726267
>>14619163
003d34 No.14630548
5fb063 No.14630565
I went to Twitch to see how some game was doing and saw this game was first with 255k viewers. 170k of these viewers come from a guy called Ninja? How the fuck can this happen, many games don't even get to that concurrent players how did this guy get that popular?
543f84 No.14630618
>the game feature a fairly large building, and farming mechanics alongside simply killing
>absolutely no tutorial of any kind of even a drop of hints and tips
Nice game.
6a062b No.14630632
I wasn't interested in this game, and apparently they commissioned 2 videos from a virtual youtuber.
It was boring, even more boring than PUBG which is already not interesting.
43c16c No.14630658
>>14630565
Because a rapper played with him on a stream and that’s the only thing he is famous for.
ebfb2c No.14630755
>>14630658
>rappers and streamers
Is there anything more cancerous?
103228 No.14630883
>>14623302
It must pain you to live in a time where everything's being compromised by a cult of weakness, then.
>>14621672
Weapon spread is a cone, recoil does nothing but makes it wider. Isn't weapon placement randomised? It prevents any kind of meta too.
By the way, save the world mode is the original, announced on E3 2011 one. It was supposed to show how good UE4 is.
848339 No.14630948
It's better then PUBG at least
b711de No.14630981
>>14630565
>how did this guy get that popular?
He has highest winrate among all streamers playing this game.
161c14 No.14631062
>>14619199
>It's not free, you've paid with your user information.
>>14619207
>I user a burner email for this exact reason
You're both niggers.
>implying public forums like 8chan aren't constantly scraped.
>implying Epic gives a shit about your email, as if they sell it to spammers (implying there are spammers anymore).
>hurr durr muh personal data
What personal data are they collecting in Fortnite? Your chat messages?
27a112 No.14631075
e7b450 No.14631084
>>14630948
>cancer is better than AIDS at least
d4d968 No.14638052
d4d968 No.14638088
>>14622185
>It's like none of you faggots realize there's a PvE side to Fortnite
It's literally irrelevant.
>along with the majority of people who bought into Paragon
What? Paragon was f2p you fucking mong.
1da00c No.14638568
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tbh I literally just play pubg and fortnite because my friends do and none of them want to play good games anymore. If I want an actually fun and fast paced shooter experience I'm gonna play the new Unreal. Hell, even nuDoom has better multiplayer tbh. I dont really get the hype with BR type games either anon, they definitely have some fun moments (will never forget my first life in pubg where I was completely naked and only had a single frag grenade, threw it at some fags face then punched him to death, a glorious day) but these rare and tiny moments dont really compare to the nonstop meth-induced adrenaline rush that is UT.
Also when did game soundtracks start to suck ass? Nowadays they suck ass so much they dont even fucking bother with them. I understand that with BR games you need silence to hear other players or whatever gay shit, but is that really fun? Are you really having fun there Mr Gamer, sitting in your gay little fort, doing and listening to absolutely nothing?
1c7059 No.14639153
>>14638568
>nonstop meth-induced adrenaline rush that is UT
I just got an absurdly fast monitor (165Hz) so I needed something fast and no modern game is as fast and fun as UT can be. So I've been playing UT3 with 130% speed and the relics mutator. It's already fast but when I get the Agility relic it's retarded fast. I have UT2004 installed too but I like the relics mutator for power-ups better than the adrenaline power-up mechanic.
>If I want an actually fun and fast paced shooter experience I'm gonna play the new Unreal
I tried that long ago, but despise the lack of complete content compared to previous titles. They'd have to come out with 30+ more maps since the last time I played it to even compete with other Unreal games at all.
4e82ce No.14642231
>>14638052
Not an argument.
32a11c No.14642299
>>14619049
>It's /v/ hates something because its popular thread
oh boy, remember back when the film was released and got a cult following in the west, so many peoples begging for a battle royal game.
32a11c No.14642310
>>14638568
>comparing battle royal with arena shooter
Stop being retarded
3009b5 No.14642330
>>14639153
play xonotic
>>14638568
battle royale games are like shitty mutliplayer FPSes 5% of the time and walking simulators 95% of the time, they're not worth it. the only remotely good BR I've seen is world of tanks battle royale and even that suffers from being a battle royale.
9f83a4 No.14644079
ITT: FortNight gameplays in ONE video
Stop posting FortNite, it was a normalfag meme from the very start. It was not a good meme like Ugandan Knuckles or the Nintendo Switch. If you want a good game go play PubG because PubG is master ace. Go be a CIA nigger somewhere else shillin' your gay mind control game.
Can I have a hell yeah?
8b4b02 No.14644129
f8b7e4 No.14646841
>>14644079
Fortnite is actually fun you'd know if you played it.
543f84 No.14646933
>>14644145
It's shame you aren't a child rapist with a rape dungeon or you'd be working overtime.
Seriously, do these children even have parents, what happened to stay away and don't talk to strangers?
c209bd No.14646998
>>14644145
probably though you were a cool looking dude and wanted to make friends, shit tier mentality man, you could have lead him into real vidya over time
d4822d No.14647023
>>14644145
Had the same experience like half a year back with Overwatch. Told the kid to fuck off.
04529f No.14647049
>>14647023
Damn son, you're such a badass.
8b4b02 No.14647066
>>14647049
Kids are stupid, they need to be put in their place whenever they say stupid shit, otherwise they will keep on doing it.
34732b No.14651505
f8c5a6 No.14654068
c2cce9 No.14654219
Name 1 good shooter with instant kills.
fe3843 No.14654941
>nu/v/ is here
>nu/v/ is shilling normalfag shit like this all over the board
>"hurr, u just h8 cuz its poppulerr XDD"
No. I hate it because it's fucking shit.
If we're supporting this PUBG clone with TF2 graphics and Minecraft spliced in, we've really sunk lower than cuckchan. For fucks sake, cuck/v/ is bashing this game.
ad7b52 No.14655006
>>14654219
Quake 3, direct hit with rocket launcher with no armor will always kill.
c2cce9 No.14655420
ad7b52 No.14655450
>>14654219
iirc the same goes for doom if not I'm sure the bfg does the same as well.
289590 No.14658300
>>14654219
Counter Strike with the AWP.
567c1e No.14661982
>>14621959
DrDisrespect played it, and at the end he admitted it had potential and he hopes to see what comes next.
567c1e No.14661995
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14644079
>PUBG
>Master race
OH NO NO NO NO
e55087 No.14662005
8fdbca No.14662007
>>14619168
If you are going to shit on something at least make it articulate.
347b9e No.14662064
>>14654941
>we've really sunk lower than cuckchan
>/v/ is one person
Hey faggot, these are cuckchanners and chinese shills, the majority of replies are shitting on these shit "games"
3632a4 No.14662070
>this thread bumped again
who is the necromancer behind this?
da32ef No.14663215
>>14657926
>>14657921
>>14657931
>>14657937
>>14657941
Why the hell isn't this spam being deleted?
a1d3c6 No.14663228
>>14621959
>Top Battle Royale player
So a worthless opinion got it.
a1d3c6 No.14663231
>>14621137
>No one will remember this shit 3 months from now.
Only once the next genre fad is decided.
>>14620533
This is actually right, though anything is fun with friends.
9702bc No.14663237
>>14663231
>This is actually right, though anything is fun with friends.
Like fucking your wife?
da32ef No.14663239
e50039 No.14663259
>even the thread about this is pure cancer
I want 90% of you to get the fuck out
07165f No.14667674
>>14663259
Faggots shit up threads about games they don't like just to get mods to delete them.
e1765d No.14667694
I'll probably play it sometime after the hype has died.
62e5fa No.14667788
>Here's a gun
>Here's 99 other players
>Now go build a fucking treehouse
I don't get the appeal. I just want Quake III with better graphics, larger maps, and more players. Keep the map shrinking mechanic if they want the really large player count, at least until they can find a better way to funnel players into a more concentrated killzone.
81ef6e No.14667798
>>14667788
>Here's a gun
You don't always get a gun.
62e5fa No.14667817
>>14667798
>You don't always get a gun.
Jesus fucking Christ.
8af3a7 No.14667930
>>14667674
The thread is 9 days old.
577ab8 No.14668010
The only thing i get out of this (that you dont really get in other shooters) is real tension that you sometimes get in PubG and DayZ from being the last man standing in an open area. A true survivor battle royale would probably be too slow paced for most people's taste
0c074a No.14668029
>>14654219
Rainbow Six and Ghost Recon
0c074a No.14668036
>>14668010
Why is this called "battle royale"?
Isn't it just fucking deathmatch?
9e1a6b No.14668045
>this thread is still up
>some faggot will undoubtedly make a new one once this one dies
This board deserves gas
bf8f84 No.14668142
>>14668045
First it'll be "accidentally" bumped when it slips too low in the catalog.
85d8d2 No.14668230
>>14668036
There was a Japanese film called Battle Royale that they're ripping off. Actually it was also copied by Hunger Games. The film is quite good and I recommend you give it a watch.
>>14667930
>>14667674
It used to be the case that you could sagebomb a thread you didn't like from multiple IPs and then the thread would be purged. As of the last few weeks vols have generally swapped to simply removing the offending posts. This along with not using delete all posts by IP unless absolutely justified is a new policy from Mark after a lot of anons bitched about it in meta threads.
>>14668029
The only good Ghost Recon was 1.
85d8d2 No.14668316
>>14663215
Did you try actually reporting it? I just did so. Mods can't do their jobs if they don't know there's a problem.
da32ef No.14673057
>>14668316
Well it's gone so good work.
>>14668230
>There was a Japanese film called Battle Royale that they're ripping off. Actually it was also copied by Hunger Games. The film is quite good and I recommend you give it a watch.
It felt a lot like they didn't know how to end it though.
>The only good Ghost Recon was 1.
GRAW 1 was actually good but only the PC version because it was a tactical FPS. This was back in the era when they used to make different games for each platform. Also Ghost Recon 1's expansion packs seriously unbalanced the base game.
>>14668010
Well PUBG was based on a DayZ mod so it makes sense.
b04154 No.14673142
>>14673057
Pretty sure the DayZ mod was made by the guy that made PUBG.
da32ef No.14673161
>>14673142
That's what I meant.
b5fb19 No.14680367
>>14673136
That's man ass, isn't it?
a2263c No.14680383
these battle royale games have no progression and anything you do is lost once the match ends, COMPLETE WASTE OF FUCKING TIME
Play Escape from Tarkov instead atleast
4c2080 No.14680392
>>14619049
Not sure if the OP is a paid Fortnite shill or paid PUBG shill. Either way they are fucking retarded.
7512f4 No.14680484
>>14680367
A fine ass is still a fine ass.
Polite sage for OT.
b5fb19 No.14680558
>>14680484
>A fine ass is still a fine ass.
I guess.
ac22be No.14680685
>>14654219
name one name one post on /v/ that doesn't have impossibly high standards..
d58c48 No.14680718
>>14680558
By the face alone it's easy to see it's a dude.
da32ef No.14683278
>>14680392
Maybe he's a Radical Heights shill.
561d37 No.14683319
>>14680558
I would slam until I couldn't slam anymore tbh
into the concrete
da32ef No.14689379
>>14683319
>into the concrete
Gay.
68d522 No.14689419
>>14680392
>>14683278
What the fuck is wrong with you people those are all shitty games
cf6365 No.14689429
Who pays you to make these threads OP?
cf6365 No.14689444
>>14620568
by that logic Hotline Miami is a shit game and candy crush is a superior one
kill yourself newfag
c16579 No.14689448
>>14619199
>It's not free, you've paid with your user information.
What user information? This isn't Facebook
c16579 No.14689457
cf6365 No.14689488
>>14638088
>It's literally irrelevant
>you fucking mong
🤔
33d47a No.14689564
>>14620078
>im only to discuss (((video games)))
<Not knowing /v/ are piratefags
cb9087 No.14689597
>>14622226
I must be missing something from this because I have no idea what this nigger is talking about or what is point is.
cf6365 No.14689633
8a684f No.14689905
>>14622338
holy shit anon, you are such a illiterate faggot.
827a44 No.14690239
0fdb5e No.14690315
>>14668036
>battle royale: the goal is to be the last one alive
>deathmatch: the goal is to get as many kills as possible
…no?
da32ef No.14695153
>>14689419
Radical Heights is also a dead game.