95031c No.14614393
https://archive.fo/17At9
>White
>Psychological problem
>Guns. Lots of guns.
>Blase about killing
95031c No.14614410
>>14614405
Archive of that, nigga?! Do you have it?!
faaf47 No.14614413
Oh cool, it's all my problems with protagonists from 10 years ago for the military shooter sub-genera. Thank god for those gaming journalists, striking while the iron is ice cold.
1e477c No.14614414
>>14614405
You don't have to be "good" at games to enjoy them. But you do have to be "good" at games if you're going to make a career out of bitching about games that don't cater to your personal brand of faggotry.
38cc57 No.14614435
>>14614410
Went to see if one had been made already, and yes it has. Will edit the link into image itself and repost it in a minute or so.
http://archive.is/jAySd
c63c5b No.14614455
>>14614393
Can anyone actually find a game where they get bingo? I've put all these games to the test and I'm getting no cigar:
>F-Zero GX
>Assassin's Creed
>Dead to Rights
>Bioshock Infinite
>Spectrobes
>P.N.03
>Metroid
>Bayonetta
>Tomb Raider Legend
1f0a6f No.14614456
>>14614393
wow I wonder if there's some sort of probably overused literature archetype from the past that this embodies? Oh right there is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byronic_hero
Damn all that classical literature is very problematic, lets get a degree in (((communications))) so we can be as anti-intellectual as possible.
95031c No.14614478
>>14614456
>Byronic Hero
Summarize it for people, anon.
042a3d No.14614480
>>14614455
Gears of War maybe? 1st column I think should give it to you.
They kind of screwed the pooch honestly on whatever the fuck point they were making, unless it was just "these classic hero archetypes are problematic" for some reason.
38cc57 No.14614483
>>14614435
Went and recapped the page since whoever made that original one up there couldn't be bothered to include the full article in the image.
>>14614414
Indeed. I'd think most people interested in a subject, how it plays (in the case of games), would at least want to see or hear about it from someone that is competent at it, rather than someone that has no clue what they're doing, or in some cases hates the series/genre anyhow.
1f0a6f No.14614489
>>14614478
Easy done, pic related.
b55a8a No.14614493
>the "free spot" is Anti-hero
It's like they forgot that many of the characters they complain about don't fit that archetype at all. For instance, NONE of the GTA protagonists are anti-heroes. They are very specifically playable villains. The closest that comes to the Anti-hero is Niko Bellic, whose plan, from the very beginning of the game, is just to retire in America in peace.
1dc3b2 No.14614498
>>14614413
Cold iron is effective against faeries
1dc3b2 No.14614501
1f0a6f No.14614505
>>14614501
>Just go to tvtropes
< SJWtropes
no thanks
1dc3b2 No.14614509
Also has anyone got a bingo with games like Gone home
5dbc43 No.14614513
That's just every protagonist in an action game, being a man or not.
c97068 No.14614526
>>14614393
>Supernatural Powers
>Military background
>Vigilante
>Psychological problems
>Title or designation instead of name
>Revenge plot
It's like these sort of things have been used in stories since time immemorial.
c0601a No.14614529
>>14614393
Anything like this strikes?
47a276 No.14614538
>>14614478
It'll take you all of a minute to read the first section on Wikipedia.
>>14614493
They also don't distinguish between a classical anti-hero and a modern anti-hero, which are opposite character archetypes. It's the kind of mistake a high school student would make because he read a footnote in The Hero's Journey.
>>14614509
I don't have one, but you should throw together a template in GIMP or whatever and build one. It'll be fun. My suggestions:
>"I never really understood people"
>Audio logs
>Inconsequential dialogue
>Character with "tastefully" dyed hair
c97068 No.14614539
>>14614478
>Doesn't know about the omni-sexual that is Lord Byron.
Read a book plebeian. This is the credential alpha male.
261f43 No.14614541
Reminder that feminists are the reason there are so many male protagonists in the first place.
b7c66f No.14614566
>>14614483
Imagine being so thin skinned that you have to make overly elaborate paragraphs to defend your shit skill in something you've chosen as a career and rightfully ridiculed for it to people who don't even give a shit about your baby-tier problems and just want you to do your job on a game they were possibly anticipating for release or just want information on it.
cd4e00 No.14614592
>>14614478
>>14614538
>Summarize it for people, anon.
>read the first section on Wikipedia.
The Battle of Laziness.
95031c No.14614603
>>14614539
Sorry, because I've been re-reading the Hero's Journey trope again since last week and I want to understand on how and why feminists vehemently hates the path of the Hero in every way possible. I might do something about it, I'll include him on the list now, thanks.
d5be58 No.14614605
>>14614393
>Watch Dogs Aiden Pierce
>Criminal
>Loner
>Cold and aloof
>presumably white
>brooding
>guns
>becomes a vigilante
>they killed my family I'll make them pay
I guess you could say he makes a living being violent, but the game gives you non lethal alternatives to actual murder, so I don't know if you want to count knocking someone out as violence.
>Metal Gear Solid Big Boss
>Military rank
>Title or designation
>Hardened vet
>white
>biceps I guess
>anti hero I guess
>makes a living being violent (even though the games always give you non-lethal option)
>guns
>armor
>brooding
Eh, I don't know about this. If I can't get bingo with these, then I'm done.
16c67c No.14614607
8ad383 No.14614608
>>14614456
It's not just a literature archetype, it's a recognition of how men actually function.
b595ad No.14614610
>>14614534
>rage isn't a part of grief
These faggots have never truly grieved or been wronged.
By extension, they've never truly loved.
Their rage is a hollow empty thing, a reflection of the void they chase.
They don't care that men have become shadows of their former selves.
They don't care that the average woman is a genetic dead end because of her disfigured personality shaped by her fellow women, and choices made with her freedom.
What they care about is that a remnant, an enclave of the masters of the world remains nearly unscathed by their corrosive, self destructive ideology.
1f0a6f No.14614611
>>14614603
> why feminists vehemently hates the path of the Hero
Because women are wired to avoid this path since its high risk and now of course its (((problematic))). Clearly women who follow this path do exist but its clearly a male story for the most part.
1f0a6f No.14614616
8ad383 No.14614617
>>14614539
Reminder that Frankenstein only exists because he and Percy failed at getting a threesome that weekend.
6f4d70 No.14614624
Doomguy confirmed for not toxic only counting Doom 1 & 2 and I left a few blank just because the relevant elements aren't really present in those games
2f6ffe No.14614629
>>14614603
Because it's classical literature, and their Post Modernist education taught them all classical things are bad and icky and only edgy, "challenging" concepts like pic related are worthwhile.
b55a8a No.14614630
>>14614534
>>14614610
>rage isn't a part of grief
<when Anger is literally one of the five stages of grief
From now on, these types will need to convince me that they are even human.
1dc3b2 No.14614634
>>14614624
He counts diagonally.
Antihero is a free space
e4e764 No.14614636
>>14614393
that feel when my boy still doesn't fit all this bullshit. Feels good man. Wish the series wasn't dead.
1dc3b2 No.14614638
>>14614630
>falling for crapshoot psychology that was based on (((jung)))
cb4920 No.14614640
>>14614393
>Guns. Lots of guns.
What kind of fucking stupid concept is that?
Of course there's going to be lots of guns in an FPS game.
Or is the argument that the main character carries lots of guns, in which case it doesn't apply to games with the two-gun limit?
Tell you what, throw this at JRPG protagonists and tell me what you come up with. Protip; mysteriously this stupid bingo stops working because its inherently cherrypicking.
f43298 No.14614647
>>14614637
>>14614639
>>14614644
>bingo card
>getting a bingo isn't even possible with most characters
lmfao
6f4d70 No.14614650
>>14614634
It's not a very good one, because he's not an anti-hero. What's anti-heroic about killing your way through Hell? That makes him basically Jesus 2.0.
b595ad No.14614652
>>14614638
>jung was wrong
>jung is a kike
>jung is a cryptokike
Go give a reach around to your BO over at >>>/leftypol/
71238d No.14614654
>>14614634
But doomguy isn't an antihero, he's just a straight up hero.
8ad383 No.14614660
>>14614638
Jung is the opposite of a kike you dumb shit.
35756e No.14614661
Duke confirmed for non-toxic.
2f6ffe No.14614664
>>14614661
How Duke makes his dollars isn't really explained.
f43298 No.14614674
2f6ffe No.14614676
>>14614669
>Femshep literally more toxic than Duke Nukem
32e7ef No.14614679
>>14614393
>anti-hero is a free space
that's not how bingo works.
8ad383 No.14614683
>>14614669
You missed supernatural powers. Remember that she has the magical protean beacon in her head.
261f43 No.14614688
>>14614679
>implying a man can be a hero
54270b No.14614690
>>14614679
the retard who made that bingo card is trying to claim all male protags are anti heroes so he made it the free space
2f6ffe No.14614695
>>14614679
The biggest joke is that the one trait that IS common is "Guns", but they put that in the corner
b595ad No.14614696
>>14614683
I discounted that because it's space magic.
38cc57 No.14614700
>>14614629
>Post Modern
>>14614603
>The Hero's Journey
I still remember a screencap where some /lit/fag went to /a/ asking what anime fit the bill, only for the designated shitpost answer of Boku no Pico to apparently fulfill it.
8ad383 No.14614701
>>14614696
It gives her the magical ability to translate languages and see into the past.
3d3ed7 No.14614709
>>14614696
>killing spree
>lot's of guns
>living being violent
>mirror's edge
wat
b6b4ce No.14614710
>>14614455
Metal Gear Solid should give you one on the second horizontal.
Though I hesitate to call Hapa Snake “white”
d5be58 No.14614711
>>14614610
>>14614630
What really gets me is all of their bullshit is built upon the assertion that media can have such a profound effect on humans that it is imperative that society does something to regulate the media that people consume. Someone in the clip even says, "of course we know that media images have an effect on people's behavior. If there was no effect, then the advertising industry would collapse, because the advertisement industry is based on the idea that media images have an effect on people's behavior". That's bullshit, though. The reason advertisements work is because advertising firms spend millions of dollars constantly shoving their product in everyone's face. They do television commercials, radio commercials, magazine and billboard commercials, staged events at local venues, celebrity endorsements, and other things. They use datamining techniques to pinpoint exactly how they can appeal to every demographic; children like cartoons, men and women respond varying degrees of sex appeal, teenagers respond to social acceptance or something that can emphasize their individuality, etc. Advertisements work because they constantly put the product in people's minds. A person can still resist the advertising by decidedly saying, "No, fuck you, I am not interested in your product so fuck off". That's what most people do.
So, the way I see it is, as long as a developing mind has the appropriate guidance from older siblings, parents, and community members, then it shouldn't fucking matter what kind of media they consume, because they'll be surrounded by people who give enough of a shit about them to explain to them the difference between concepts that are portrayed in fantasy and concepts as they operate in reality. Hell, even if you don't have such a great upbringing, it still doesn't matter all that much, because it doesn't take a genius to realize that media does not reflect reality, but that reality inspires media.
f37390 No.14614714
Josh fullmcintosh actually created this bingo. I remember seeing it on his twitter years ago, especially that lower right corner of "They killed my wife/child/family. I'll make them pay." (Which was suppose to be a dig at Kratos, iirc.)
2f6ffe No.14614717
>>14614710
He's a clone of a white man, the womb he rode in has no bearing.
35756e No.14614732
>>14614717
You've got it backwards. He was carried by Eva, but was a cross of Big Boss and some jap.
7b4754 No.14614733
>>14614393
>no patience for politics
Is this a bad thing?
b595ad No.14614737
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
The bitch is a courier that kills the shit out of the evil clean nazis and is so radical that radicals don't like her in the second game.
f43298 No.14614745
609864 No.14614771
>>14614709
You could take their (guards/cops) guns and shoot up the place instead of beating the ever loving shit out of people. You could also run away, but the option to murder your way through a level was there.
>>14614755
This is great. The heroes they are mad about fail this, but the females ones they praise get a Bingo? These people really can't do anything right.
1d0776 No.14614775
This thread made my night. They literally made a bingo card that seems to only work on FEMALE action heroes when it's clearly labeled for MALE action heroes. There has gotta be a deeper meaning to this but I'm too drunk to figure it out here. It can't be simple as women secretly hate themselves to the point they meme their own insults thinking otherwise.
Jesus christ did the dumb bitch who make this only test it one character or something and which one?
db7942 No.14614794
>>14614661
>crew cut
>scowls
>gritty reboot
>in said reboot gets angsty about losing blowjob queens
how the fuck do you not tag psychological problems. agression definitely being one of them
heres an honest sam bingo
1d0776 No.14614813
>>14614781
>>14614783
>>14614794
>>14614807
I'm starting to think we're doing this wrong. We're using the most masculine badasses of gaming and entertainment here. What we need is the biggest twinky faggot of all time and see how he scores. The most Pro-SJW-Feminist one you can find.
32e7ef No.14614818
>>14614755
rise of the tomb raider also turns her into a loner with psychological problems.
802e9d No.14614824
>>14614393
This is amazing. You can practically feel the butthurt that resulted in this just through the image alone. So is the cuck that made this a skinny soyboy or a prematurely balding goony manbeard?
db7942 No.14614833
we should make a shitload of these and send it to him with some memey music
>>14614807
pretty sure batman gets the biceps tag
b595ad No.14614839
ee795e No.14614846
>>14614781
>guns, lots of guns
Technically Samus only has the one gun.
2fc28d No.14614847
>>14614815
JC should probably also have:
>cold and aloof
>dark humor in the face of danger
an argument could also be made for "supernatural powers" since he has nanotech augs and is immune to the black death
I disagree with him having:
<killing spree: humans
<lots of armor
<bald crew cut
<killing spree: aliens/other
>>14614755
The reboot Lara isn't really blase about killing (she flips the fuck out in 2013 TR when she's forced to kill somebody). I also think you might have misunderstood "no patience for politics" - that doesn't mean she's not political, it means she would rather fight than negotiate, which I'm not sure is true
>>14614676
Feminsts would just say that femshep "isn't a real female character" because she's just "a man with tits"
2f6ffe No.14614851
>>14614812
Don't need to kill anybody if you never take in any Kikongo speakers~
b595ad No.14614854
>>14614846
I'm using liberal logic on that one.
Technically an AR-15 lower is a gun, but you can get a ton of uppers for it, thus creating lots and lots of guns.
And in Super Metroid, you can change the weapon mode.
d5be58 No.14614858
>>14614847
Yeah, maybe. I just put killing spree because it's possible to play that way in the game. You can murder everyone at UNATCO while escaping, for example. I disagree with him being cold and aloof, though. He seems emotionally flat, if anything. As for the armor and crew cut, I said armor because you can get an augmentation that gives you more defense, and his hair is pretty short, so I don't really know what kind of hairstyle he has.
d22ebf No.14614860
>>14614849
>lots of armor
okay I chuckled
ee795e No.14614863
>>14614854
>Technically an AR-15 lower is a gun, but you can get a ton of uppers for it, thus creating lots and lots of guns.
Not simultaneously.
>And in Super Metroid, you can change the weapon mode.
In most of them you can change the mode, but you're changing the orientation of a single gun. Just repeatedly modifying the one. It's only space bird science that allows her to do it in half a second.
1dc3b2 No.14614867
>>14614863
>>14614854
We wouldn't even be having this discussion if Samus couldn't shoot full auto
#banbumpstocks
2f6ffe No.14614870
>>14614863
AR-15 uppers are changed with literally two pins.
c63c5b No.14614871
>>14614781
Samus isn't white!
She's half Nip and half American with her genes modified to have some bird DNA.
1dc3b2 No.14614875
>>14614871
F E A T H E R P U B E S
2fc28d No.14614880
>>14614858
I took "lots of armor" to be something like Master Chief - not armor as in figurative defensive capability, but literally wearing lots of armor. I think you're right about cold and aloof - if anything he's just flat and sometimes cynical, but he's not really aloof.
He and Paul have slicked-back hairstyles, which you can see more clearly in Invisible War
ee795e No.14614882
>>14614875
I'm still disappointed that didn't take off universally in the fanart. I haven't seen feather pubes in forever.
c63c5b No.14614885
e25f21 No.14614887
>>14614881
What are you talking about anon?
d33243 No.14614890
>>14614405
>An end to what ever I don't like cos I wrote a shitty article.
74acc5 No.14614892
>>14614887
Almost multiple bingos.
b595ad No.14614893
>>14614870
>Easy modification is "bird science"
>>14614871
Looks white to me.
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>6'2"
>Pale white skin
>Last name aryan
ee795e No.14614908
>>14614900
Shut the fuck up /pol/ you literally have no place in this discussion.
4bb5dc No.14614913
>>14614812
I just did the real Big Boss.
Yours only counted venom right?
2f6ffe No.14614914
>>14614900
Jews don't look white.
>black, greasy, curly hair
>massive fucking noses and ears
>fucked up teeth despite thousands in dentistry
b595ad No.14614917
>>14614900
How about you show me her nip mother and white father.
2f6ffe No.14614918
>>14614913
Big Boss didn't kill anybody, at least not fast enough to be considered a "Spree"
4760db No.14614925
>>14614501
>>14614505
Are even the articles infested now?
4bb5dc No.14614926
>>14614918
I sure as hell did when I played.
Also I didn't check the blase about killing box.
My bad about that.
85f7a3 No.14614935
>>14614639
Unless military rank only applies to the current state of the character Frank should fill it since he was a Marine Captain. Also lots of armor also works since his shirt is made out of kevlar
3d3ed7 No.14614942
>>14614935
Lots of armor I think only applies to shit like GoW or masterchief. Things with visible plates.
b7549c No.14614947
>>14614393
That bingo card is pretty old now. McJosh used it back in the day, thinking he was clever. Needless to say, he embarrassed himself as always.
85f7a3 No.14614949
>>14614683
That doesn't really give her powers it only allows her to understand the Prothean language. If you choose a biotic shepard then it counts since element zero is just space magic.
85f7a3 No.14614952
>>14614815
JC can also be black
e595d5 No.14614954
>>14614393
>all these redundant squares
Feminists doing an excellent job dispelling the myth that they are dumb as a post and twice as ugly.
4bb5dc No.14614955
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8ad383 No.14614961
>>14614925
They have been since day one, it's a woman website.
38cc57 No.14614962
>>14614925
I know they did a purge of some stuff a while back, including "icky" materials (admittedly it's been a long time since I checked, but I do recall them removing stuff like the Rance and Alicesoft pages), yet leaving some of the really disgusting "troper tales" stuff up was enough hypocrisy to cause one of the people there to make a fork from an older era and spawn allthetropes from it (which includes some of the stuff that had been purged from tvtropes). Think the guy that did the split showed up on /cow/ at one point explaining why he opted to fork it, and what he'd seen going on behind the scenes.
3d3ed7 No.14614969
>>14614955
>loner
>gritty reboot
wot? Also you need to check
<no patience for politics
<dark humor in the face of danger
<scowls a lot (american box art)
<hardened veteran
<criminal?
4760db No.14614974
>>14614961
>>14614962
I'm aware of the purge and visited the place much less often after that. At the very least, I don't even glance at the forums.
4bb5dc No.14614999
>>14614969
>loner
Our guy is a one man killing machine anon
>gritty reboot
The american boxart
><criminal?
Well he does constantly beat the shit out of King Dedede so i guess that counts.
3d3ed7 No.14615005
>>14614999 (checking those)
But star allies just came out and you could play with friends in a ton of other games like amazing mirror. He's got tons of friends.
1c82f9 No.14615006
>>14614890
That's videogame journalism for you, anon. Glorified blogging.
6be184 No.14615051
Got close. Couldn't black it out. Miltary rank and crew cuts make it difficult.
512a96 No.14615059
>>14615051
Didn't he have some sort of rank before he became a Horseman?
833d09 No.14615060
2B confirmed not only deliciously sexist but also masculinily toxic.
9e90d6 No.14615066
I was even being extremely loose about this. Close but no health pipe.
>>14614647
Please, the faggot probably hasn't even ever played bingo.
b2ff62 No.14615074
If anything, that shows we need MORE male protagonists, then.
c164f1 No.14615090
Are hylians considered white?
d5be58 No.14615092
>>14615090
wait, no, they're dirty elves.
b6b4ce No.14615093
>>14615090
Considering the only other human race are Gerudo, who are African/Arab, I’m guessing Hylians would be the Europeans.
6be184 No.14615103
>>14615059
I forgot, yeah, the four horsemen were part of the Nephilim's army before they were part of the council. This would give War military rank.
cbf543 No.14615104
>>14614644
>Hatred guy doesn't get a fucking bingo
BRAVO SJWS
8be19e No.14615107
>>14614489
All but one: guns lot's of guns. Close though.
833d09 No.14615109
>>14615092
>dark eyes
That's a negroid, Anon.
bec840 No.14615118
>>14614610
>these pathetic soy-suckers have never screamed at the sky when they lose something they love
i want to feel hate but i only feel pity. i mean, these people think ashley burch is a respected member of the industry
752bfa No.14615121
>>14614955
>lots of armor
huh?
9e90d6 No.14615131
>>14615121
For one example, he turns into a tank in Epic Yarn.
b6b4ce No.14615157
>>14615150
You forgot, “Dark Humor in Face of Danger.”
Kurt Eichenwald could have sued him for defamation. Just like he’s trying to do to both Mr. Metokur and Diversity & Comics
bb7104 No.14615170
>>14614478
A hero heroes but after he heroes his heroing kinda resulted in shitty results.
So a dude goes around slaying dragons that terrorize villages, but dragons are nature aspects and by slaying them he causes a really shitty famine and black plague. That sort of shit.
1bbff2 No.14615187
ultra toxic and problematic character
aba95d No.14615201
Didn't anita sarkeesians ex-handler make this SAME bingo chart a few years back but got blown out because characters like Marcus Fenix couldn't even get a bingo on it because it was so poorly thought out
aba95d No.14615220
hmmm I don't think even the most violent yakuza characters would be able to get a bingo in this and those games are all about classic manly bravado. This is just as retarded as when mcintosh tried the same thing years back
1dc3b2 No.14615227
>>14615170
Eg how Vietnam War vets failed to integrate back into society
85f7a3 No.14615230
>>14615093
There are other humans that aren't Gerudo.
17dad1 No.14615231
>>14615220
What does getting a bingo even mean?
da8676 No.14615232
>>14615201
>es-jay double-jews having any originality, or long term memory.
bb7104 No.14615237
>>14615227
The consequences not being what you fought for are the defining aspect of a byronic hero.
so yes.
7b4754 No.14615245
>>14614839
>Sexualized characters
>Fall from Grace
>sexualized
Motherfucker, she was pure. PURE!
Also you gotta love how they add Sophitia but forget Ivy.
bb7104 No.14615251
>>14615232
their shtick intentionally rewriting history by insisting that their version of reality is true beyond all reason. They are intentionally being retarded to trick people not in the know by establishing themselves as an "expert" on a subject, while their cohorts infest other sections of society either on their own or intentionally to establish a place for themself that no one actually needs.
It's through this that they get deals and money, people like diversity advisors or just a third for colleges or companies or some shit are the same.
Back in the day this shit got you found out and killed or ousted because society was small and people knew some things about how other people operated, but the current age is full of people who are exceedingly willing to say they know nothing and are not willing to learn because they find everything outside of their chosen devoted thing forever mysterious because society has gotten "big".
People like this crop up when they see an avenue of exploitation. Sarkeesian chose a a new avenue that the general public knew little about, which is rather common, and if you want to see what new cancer is about to sprout it'll always be the topics that these people talk about.
You can tell they're full of shit because they're smiling without any sort of joy or have nervous ticks.
b6b4ce No.14615253
>>14615220
Can confirm, just ran through it mentally for Majima, Nishikiyama, Shimano. The only two who get close to bingo are the brothers Kazuma. (Shintaro and Joji)
17dad1 No.14615254
>>14615251
Where's the slide about feminism in gaming that literally says "HIRE US!"
c3d430 No.14615260
>>14614526
It isn't about telling a story, it's about being original and making a point.
If your story has anything that's been in any other story, it's problematic and contributing to societal ills.
9e90d6 No.14615261
>>14615231
Merely being in the presence of the mentally ill will shut down their higher brain function. To the point they can't even.
>>14615066
And, my point here was he should have gotten at least two/three bingos. Trash board design, especially considering their intent.
6e8ea9 No.14615271
>>14614393
Not only military shooters, but every genre. Henry from Kingdom Come is the only exception I can think of.
bb7104 No.14615277
>>14615254
I don't have it, but they're actually one of the few groups that employed the retard strategy.
>make a problem that doesn't exist by saying it exists
>Tell people to hire you to fix it
>proceed to half-ass everything you do and never work a day in your life
They literally convince people to hire the fucking problem on as an advisor.
this is them in a mp4.
52f103 No.14615281
>>14614393
> Biceps as bit as your thighs
Not even Popey has arms as thick as a landwhale's thighs.
17dad1 No.14615286
>>14615281
>Popey the Sacrament Man
078142 No.14615288
>>14614393
This is really old.
I've seen it before.
Newfags should be ashamed.
59dfe3 No.14615289
>>14614393
What a shitty bingo chart. One of my favorite male protagonist only hits 2.5 of those boxes or only .5 depending on how you interpret things.
5b1ba2 No.14615293
What the hell do females even want out of male characters? do they want everyone to not be cool and badass? just bland and way to realistic like real life?
Dont get me wrong nigga I like real life as well. But i do like the whole action traits in characters It's entertaining.
8278f7 No.14615295
>>14615220
uhh, he does make a living being violent
2fc28d No.14615296
>>14614393
wow its almost like they didn't even play the fucking game
ff01b2 No.14615305
> RPS is shit
we know
> they used the bing card meme and it is shit
lol
ff01b2 No.14615307
>>14615293
The better question is why do you still care what the mentally insane want?
6e8ea9 No.14615316
Geralt of Rivia White Wolf
b6b4ce No.14615320
>>14615306
>>>/co/
>>>/tv/
Back to your natural habitats.
ff01b2 No.14615321
>>14615306
Dark humor in the face of danger, psychological problems, supernatural powers.
5b1ba2 No.14615323
>>14615307
Because my friend. They seem to be controlling a lot as of now. They are seen as helpless babies who are getting kicked out of a "boys club" i'm not saying give up. Just for fuck sake I would like an answer on what they want
c99359 No.14615324
>>14614393
I just need to fight a war and survive and I'm a video game protagonist
>blasé about killing
>loner
>cold and aloof
>white
ff01b2 No.14615339
>tfw literal psychotoc serial killer doesn't even score a bingo
top kek
ee3257 No.14615341
> Anti-hero is a free space
Doesn't even make any fucking sense. The vast majority of characters are just heroes or villains. In some cases, they're just neither. Anti-heros are probably the rarest of the bunch.
There are tons of these that are redundant and always apply together.
"Hardened veteran" implies "military rank" in almost every case, and also "Bald/Crew Cut".
"Cold and Aloof" right next to "Loner" is cheating, especially around the free space with "brooding".
"Killing Spree" of any sort would usually imply "Blase about killing" and usually "makes a living being violent", plus usually "Criminal" or "Vigilante". It's also a little stupid putting "killing spree" in when almost every game has you killing hordes of enemies.
It feels like this whole thing was made on the assumption of Halo, God of War, and Gears of War and nothing else. It also feels like they ran out of ideas, given how many are either dependent on others, straight up repeats (two "Killing Spree" spaces and no clever free space is a dead givaway that they want to make a point they have no argument for), or incredibly fucking obvious for video games in general (fucking shocking for guns to be in a video game, isn't it?).
268278 No.14615347
>>14615051
I'm going to have to dispute 6 of those check marks man. War isn't a title, he's personification of war. He's not a loner under normal circumstances. He doesn't have psychological problems. This isn't really a gritty reboot. He's not a criminal nor a vigilante, and he does have patience for the politics because he consistently bitches about people breaking the law. The rest of his family isn't dead and his game isn't even really about revenge despite him taking out some revenge on one dude. Guns? More like 1 borrowed gun. Brooding? Yeah right, dude is focused on his primary objective and works towards completing it.
5bc6bb No.14615349
>>14614393
What the fuck, I'm pretty sure this bingo is unwinnable. Just the fact that you have military rank along with criminal excludes a LOT of games.
Also no idea why they put supernatural powers. That's hardly a male thing. If this is supposed to be a joke they clearly didn't think very hard. If not…
ff01b2 No.14615355
>the joker doesn't get bingo
ff01b2 No.14615357
>>14615349
You need to plug in JRPG protags. Basically they are trying to call the FFVII reboot toxic masculinity (lol) before it even happens. Because eff you, cloud.
edb74a No.14615365
>Warframe confirmed for 100% toxic
2bbaec No.14615366
>>14615335
you could also add military rank, criminal, cold and aloof to him. Plus his motivation was his sister being kidnapped then murdered/driven to suicide. Loner seems incorrect though as he's almost never actually alone in Drakenguard, apparently had friends before the war, had some degree of affection for his sister, and genuinely enjoyed the company of his dragon pal.
6d8aef No.14615371
>>14615366
I thought criminal as in a criminal in the game's story, which is he isn't.
My fault on the rest though still he gets not a single column or row.
ee3257 No.14615376
>>14615349
The second row will get a lot, because "Cold and Aloof" and "Loner" always fucking go together, white skin is most common for everybody in video games (not sure what it has to do with being a "male protagonist" when it applies to almost everybody in general), "Blase About Killing" is fucking every game, because most games don't have the protagonist get depressed after every kill. "Hardened Veteren" characters are almost always loners as well, so essentially every single veteran character has the second row. I think it might have been supposed to be Solid Snake, but it's written as "Hardened Veteran", and then 4 cliches about hardened veterans. It even applies to Samus.
The bottom row is just God of War. They literally just took five aspects of God of War and made the bottom row from it, those fucking lazy cunts. I also don't know why they filled in the bottom right square with one that applies to so few games. You see it now and then, but it's not that common of a trope. Definitely not common enough for a bingo card, where it only makes a bingo if the specific card was designed for the game to get a bingo.
2bbaec No.14615378
>>14615371
technically he's a war criminal to the other side, and in the sequel he's considered just a full out serial kille rwho personally murdered half of his own country's army.
6d8aef No.14615383
>>14615378
But in 2 he's an antagonist despite having the same exact goals as Nowaywhatafaggot, except Nowe wants to do to stick his dick in crazy while Caim wants to do it to save his dragon waifu and by extension himself from endless agony.
6be184 No.14615405
>>14615347
Fair Enough. I deliberately did not tick loner. As for Criminal, he was sentenced for starting the Apocalypse. Everything you stated can get unchecked.
As for family death motivations, I just unfairly reapplied plot points meant for Death in ds2 and assumed it also affected War. It can go.
2d6dcc No.14615420
>>14614393
The same trick, start with too many white protagonists, to end up in the male protagonists are toxic.
In the Marxist program, it is the deconstruction of culture, in this case the tropes, the tropes are common places of a narrative are the forms and formulas that make the stories interesting, the tropes are not bad are just common ways, now the test of the article, wants to destroy the narrative of the path of the hero or the plots of mystery, intrigue or revenge.
This type of test seeks the destruction of video games for the segment of men from 12 to 25 years old, or what is the biggest demography of the market.
dc037a No.14615431
>>14615384
>not canon
fuck you
fuck disney
fuck lucas
kyle did nothing wrong
9969c7 No.14615438
>white
>a persons skin color being a negative thing
Good thing these “journalists” never discriminate. I mean, that’s practically their mantra right?
b28894 No.14615454
>male protag bingo
>being a male isn't the free space
Talk about a fucking loophole.
b28894 No.14615461
>>14615060
I beg to differ, by the end of the game 2B becomes a criminal with psychological problems, she fits the bill.
edb74a No.14615463
>>14615461
What? By the end of the game 2B is fucking dead.
Do you mean 9S?
2f6ffe No.14615466
>>14615170
So Kirby in the first game where he gathers the parts of the Star Wand, that had been scattered with good reason, assembles it like the fucking rhinegold ring and unleashes hell?
e8842f No.14615548
>>14614393
If I change these squares to the opposite it becomes soyboy bingo.
This bingo is simply a shallow, hyperbolic hatred of strong male traits so when you make it the opposite it becomes something about mental and physical weakness. It really gives away what is going on in their heads. How much they wish for men to become weak, even in fiction.
133548 No.14615561
>>14615467
Strange seeing a post of mine capped.
e857ed No.14615607
>>14615559
>>14615548
Oh god, that's gold
And the potential of butthurt is so fucking good if we spam it or bait them via twitter
03ed2b No.14615633
Oh my gosh V, what am I going to do now that my favorite protagonist is toxic!!!
302028 No.14615656
>>14615109
>dark eyes
>what are iris-less cartoons
see >>14615076 and any other depiction of adult link.
>>14615251
>their shtick intentionally rewriting history by insisting that their version of reality is true beyond all reason.
and then erasing anything that disproves it.
1586bc No.14615667
>>14615150
Does Tucker always have his face like that 'cause he's putting on a persona, or is it just always stuck like that?
75b83f No.14615697
>>14615656
>memory holing IRL
I guess the cucks thought 1984 was a manual instead of a warning.
f312d9 No.14615741
>>14615548
>>14615559
You are right anon. This reveals in disturbing accuracy what is going on in the minds of feminists. That's some dark and twisted shit right there.
833d09 No.14615744
>>14615461
>psychological problems
Quite the contrary I'd say. She seems pretty level headed and as the games progresses she lets go of pretending she doesn't have emotions.
>criminal
What did she do that'd be against the law?
>>14615463
Same here, what did 9S do that'd go against the law of the Yorha or resistance? He doesn't even do anything immoral after 2B's death, if you'd tread criminal as being immoral.
Also, I should have checked "They killed my wife/child/family…" box for him.
df1e5a No.14615753
>>14615559
I wonder if the guy that wrote the article gets a bingo
74b709 No.14615755
I have the feeling a lot of older games will fail to get a bingo.
55bff7 No.14615787
Written by a woman
Also i'm not sure about the whole 'criminal' thing taking into account the world the protagonists inhabits and his own nature and stature within it's society and i don't consider asprirations of grandeur and knowing you're simply better than anyone else because you're of noble birth a psychological problem
df1e5a No.14615792
>>14615753
>>14615559
I got this from this month's tweets. If anyone is patient enough they might find the diversity needed for a bingo
c3f193 No.14615805
>>14615548
I'll would replace "the overall happinness" with something more like "They insulted m'lady/PoC/lgbtq's honor, I'll tweet angrily about it!"
Overall it's pretty good
5997ee No.14615820
>>14615808
>average guy and hardened vet in the same column
I don't think you know how bingo works.
40098f No.14615821
>>14615787
He was infected with Nupraptor's madness at birth, though.
Pretty sure that technically counts, even though it really didn't amount to much in game.
833d09 No.14615827
>>14615755
Most games will fail because this bingo chart was designed around the perception of what games are according to people who don't play them.
03ed2b No.14615828
>>14615820
It's not finished yet dummy
55bff7 No.14615832
>>14615808
replace 'Average Guy' with 'Not Important'
>>14615821
don't give me that 20-year-post-game-launch retcon wiki crap
c3fa80 No.14615837
not play-testing your fucking bingo chart to make actual games that could win it instead of just tossing up terms.
fucking gaym journos
40098f No.14615840
>>14615832
>don't give me that 20-year-post-game-launch retcon wiki crap
Its been years since I played it so I could be wrong about the details, but I'm pretty certain this was more or less the reason given at the end of the first game, when Ariel asked you to kill yourself to restore the pillars.
ccba5a No.14615851
>>14614393
>Scion of a noble lineage
>Held fast to goodness and justice no matter what happens to him
>Literal light shining in the darkness
>Got painted terrorist and the source of all evil by the bad guys
>Best character in the FF franchise ever
His only crime (according to cunts) is being white. inb4 magic is not supernatural power, in the world with magic being common, being able to use magic is not really that supernatural
55bff7 No.14615857
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14615840
watch from 1:33:46 and onwards and tell me where that is that established then because i can't find it
357409 No.14615864
>>14614624
Doomguy's motivation isn't "muh kids" or "muh wife" though, no matter how much nu-Id and Bethesda wishes to retroactively incorporate the original the game into its shitty new continuity.
5c2619 No.14615866
>>14615859
I hate how mel's designs have no hips or butt.
a44f18 No.14615869
>>14614498
do not hurt fairies
>>14614501
>>14614505
use allthetropes instead, it has the banned articles
b81686 No.14615872
Bioware confirmed for shitlords.
40098f No.14615879
>>14615857
Well fuck. Guess I'm full of shit in that it was explicitly said anywhere.
Could have sworn it was in there, but I guess it was just implied implications.
Billy me.
967fdf No.14615881
>>14614455
I don't think they thought very much about these lines. Let's just try and connect Master Chief, starting from "Title or designation instead of name"
Horizontally, "Military rank" yes, "Criminal" I should think not, "Vigilante" no, "Killing spree (humans)" only if you want to be killed yourself by the Pillar of Autumn's secret invincible super soldiers.
Vertically, "Blasé about killing" maybe, but I don't think he really talks about it, he just does his duty, "Biceps as big as your thighs" sure, "Brooding" nope, "Scowls a lot" he's upbeat and you never see his face.
Even if you go to the left vertical, which you might have tried to squeeze him into, Master Chief has light humour, not dark, he only has two guns and who knows what his hair is like?
95031c No.14615892
>>14615851
Anon, you forgot to cross out that he's a vigilante, a hardened veteran, a loner, who loves armor and supposed to have a military rank if he stayed to serve as a Hokuten knight.
a730ae No.14615893
>>14614972
Giving to Reimu
>white
>killing sprees
Not giving her
>scowls a lot
>title of designation instead of name
>loner
>cold and aloof
Do it right at least.
5c2619 No.14615896
>>14614455
Kratos makes it pretty easily, it's like they took him as the base and called it a day.
5db256 No.14615929
I'm intrigued how my boy Rance fits into this Bingo chart. Seriously I'm having trouble fitting the majority of the Metal Gear protags onto this bingo chart without making major stretches when it comes to Vigilante or Blase about killing
And why the hell is anti-hero meant to be a free space? What games did they even use as a base for this?
38cc57 No.14615933
>>14615927
Might want to run your stuff through a text processor first to check spelling and such. Seeing a misspelled "hundreds" in the top right.
03ed2b No.14615936
>>14615927
>>14615933
Alright, fixed the spelling mistakes
180dc8 No.14615939
>>14615051
>not doing one for death as well
>>14615347
War IS his title, kinda-sorta… Other than that I agree.
>>14615405
Technically Death didn't want nephilim back anymore. Killing them was bad, but letting them live would be even worse. The family revenge field doesn't fit for Death either, because he doesn't go on to make Charred Council (who actually framed War for starting the war) pay, but to redeem War.
342e31 No.14615942
>>14615060
>1st pic
I see what you did there.
2a0b6c No.14615946
>RPS writer makes a generalization about male characters in games
>obviously through the crucible of dude bro shooters of the late 2006 to 10 era of games, which are bordering on completely irrelevant these days
>makes a bingo chart
>Very little to almost none of the characters he's generalizing nets a bingo
I'm having a fairly good chuckle over this
2d8499 No.14615947
>>14614393
RPS is really working hard to replace Kotaku as the vidya clown.
>>14615851
>His only crime (according to cunts) is being white
That's crime enough, since the ultimate goal of every leftist is the extermination of the white race.
5997ee No.14615954
>>14615060
>thigh as big as your bizeps
5997ee No.14615959
>>14615956
>makes a living being violent
?
74acc5 No.14615960
>>14615959
Technically employed in G-Man's organization.
2d8499 No.14615961
>>14615956
"Loner" also fits, most of the time Gordon is alone when gunning down enemies. Also, "Dark humor in the face of danger" considering how he toys with his weapons during idle animations.
09656d No.14615963
>>14615960
That's a ridiculous stretch. He receives no compensation and indeed does not have a life in any meaningful sense.
2d8499 No.14615965
>>14615963
You don't have to be payed to be employed by an organization or individual. The G-Man uses Gordon as a human wrecking ball.
>and indeed does not have a life in any meaningful sense
That means he's got a job.
5997ee No.14615972
>>14615965
I suppose you techincally don't have to be payed to be employed but that would still mean he isn't making a living.
2d8499 No.14615977
>>14615972
It's worded awkwardly, what the dumb bitch meant is that his job involves using violence.
38cc57 No.14615985
>>14615937
You've still got a quotation mark instead of an apostrophe in "Doesn't need armor". I suspect you've been holding shift instead of just using caps lock or an all caps font to be doing that.
5997ee No.14615987
>>14615977
That's the but I think you're making Freeman out to have less agency than he does. He did things himself. Heck, he didn't even know about GMan until the end of the first game. He might be going along with the GMan but that doesn't actually mean he is "employed".
2d8499 No.14615994
>>14615987
Gordon might not see himself as the tool of the G-Man, or whoever he serves, but that doesn't make him any less of a tool. It's only during Episode 2 that he actually regains some semblance of agency.
dafa29 No.14615996
so if you took a generic SJW indie darling game and applied it to their protag regardless of gender how many can you get bingo on?
I thought of Life is Strange and I might get bingo right down the middle but I don't know enough about the game, luckily.
f18c98 No.14615997
03ed2b No.14616000
>>14615985
Heres the final version Hopefully
5997ee No.14616009
>>14615994
Obviously I wouldn't argue against that but being someone's toll is not the same as being employed by them. When I use a drill to make a hole in the wall, it doesn't become my employee.
dafa29 No.14616010
>>14615997
ah, thanks. Unsuprising
I feel like the "blase about killing" one is just them hating video games with "violence"
Mario is Blase about Killing Goombas
33a693 No.14616034
>>14615107
He has a cannon and a crossbow in his prosthetic arm though, doesn't he? Wouldn't that qualify?
38cc57 No.14616039
>>14616000
Checked. But if you really want to go for a "professional" look, you ought to center the text both horizontally and vertically within the box dimensions.
654360 No.14616110
>>14615869
I'll hurt fairies all right. With my dick
e4d1d6 No.14616123
>>14615792
Fuck, I laughed so hard at "anti-hetero". 10/10.
8a1294 No.14616132
>>14614847
>flips the fuck out in 2013 TR when she's forced to kill somebody
Only the first few times because muh just doing what I need to survive. Afterwards she kills them like flies.
Later in the game you're just mowing them over with the machine gun.
>>14614755 (checked)
The devs said in an interview that she was designed after James Bond and that her ass is female because the games are 3rd person.
Also title: Tomb Raider
Over the course of TR13 she becomes a: hardened veteran
And like
>>14614818
said: loner, psycholog. problems
tldr: she's truly too good to be 3dpd
cefd59 No.14616144
>>14614393
>at least six squares are basically free for any game involving playing someone in the military
Wew.
3db1fb No.14616155
e4d1d6 No.14616158
>>14616098
Actually, 47 fits most of the squares haha. Some are questionable though.
a44f18 No.14616162
03ed2b No.14616168
>>14616158
>Supernatural powers
e4d1d6 No.14616169
>>14616158
Killing spree could also fit, in the last mission of C47, or Silent Assassin.
e4d1d6 No.14616172
>>14616168
"Instinct" in the new one, or bullet time in Blood Money.
3ca2d0 No.14616173
>>14616162
This is one of the best hentai plots I've ever seen in my life
64e80a No.14616178
>>14614696
>white
>east aryan
29e135 No.14616213
God damn the bingo meme was stale within a week and they're still digging it up decade later. Good point about originality fags.
654360 No.14616244
>>14616162
>>14616173
Best fap I've had in a while, danke schön. Does this mean I am now equivalent to present-day Gensokyo?
50ae02 No.14616355
Again, easily solved by killing feminists on sight.
578e49 No.14616364
>>14616355
Why do you fags always just assume you can freely murder people? If you're going to post a solution at least post a realistic solution.
abab8e No.14616377
today i learned that criminals and soldiers don't deserve to have their stories told
> criminal, title, rank, hardened veteran
Also that if you cope with the horrors of the world by putting on a tough front you're bad
>blase, dark humor, aloof, brooding,loner
Or if you're damaged by the things you've seen that's bad too
>psychological problems, avenging family
>scowls?
abab8e No.14616388
>>14614955
>Kirby
>not white
What does he mean by this?
abab8e No.14616395
>>14615559
Should >>>/diverse/ be (((white))) instead?
Since all the writers for these sites are not diverse, despite pushing for it
eaceb5 No.14616419
>>14616406
you have ruined an intergalactic treasure
grow them back immediately
0bd190 No.14616429
>>14614393
Bingo, Doomguy gets the line straight across the second row.RIP AND TEAR
abab8e No.14616442
Did this for the favorite game
Blue is tracer, pink is D.Va, green is bastion, red is Zarya (their favorite)
2b8c25 No.14616467
>>14616162
Just give me sauce I get sad panda
7994f7 No.14616486
>>14616267
>2nd pic
I'm worried that there's a patch on the wall in the background that makes me scream about misaligned textures.
0bd190 No.14616555
>>14616267
Story time
>4th pic very similar to one I saw once
>On some rando school trip, get take to Tate Modern because Liverpool is as shit as every other city
>Looking around, mates follow having a chat
>Some absolute masterpieces
>Some shitty abstract stuff (Blank square etc)
>Some smart shit (Thin rods painted individually, then lined up in different angles to make a landscape, like a CRT screen)
>But there it is
>Centre of the room. 3rd floor
>Unassuming tin
>Walk over
>'Merde au France'
>Literal shit in a tin
>Laugh
>After, speak to the art teacher who dragged us there
>What_the_fuck_was_that.jpg
>'Its quite smart actually, it makes us think about the value we ascribe to things. The artist left it for 50 years before selling it you know'
<But it's a turd in a tin can
>'But it made you think, no? That was the entire point of the piece. The fact we are talking about it now shows that it worked.'
<But it's a shit in a sardine tin
>'Thats not the point. Here read the catalogue'
>Hands me the catalog
>Turns out it was bought by the UK government
>mfw the UK government paid £120,000 for a literal 50yr old turd out of taxpayer money
6b6830 No.14616593
>>14614710
I know it doesn't apply too much to snake himself, so much as the narrative, but in a game all about stopping nuclear arms, which allows you to take a completely non-lethal approach outside of cutscenes deaths and even has a boss fight in the series that makes a point to punish you for killing too much, blasè about killing seems a bit harsh.
36c7a5 No.14616639
>>14616364
>feminists
>people
578e49 No.14616645
>>14616639
Again, not a solution.
e8842f No.14616661
>>14616395
>Since all the writers for these sites are not diverse
That's why it says "diverse" in sarcasm quotes. The meaning of that term, to them, is not literal.
For example, they could be shown a picture containing nothing but blacks and would call it "diverse" because to them "diverse" just means "get rid of all whites". It's not an exaggeration to say the underlying malice in their rhetoric and actions is an intense desire for white genocide through physical and cultural erasure. They get triggered by strong white men in media as it does not conform to the cultural marxist protocol that all white males in media must be portrayed as evil, weak, uncool, and in need of replacement. This is a cult that wants the extinction of an entire race, but has enough influence to make expressing such a desire socially acceptable with such phrases as "The browning of America".
a44f18 No.14616670
>>14616364
in cases like this, murder really is the best solution
1dc3b2 No.14616671
>>14615559
>Psychological problems is the only one that didn't change
Wew
e8842f No.14616706
>>14614629
>>14616112
>why is it always the most talentless vacuous shit that gets funded and promoted by the art establishment
IMAGINE MY SHOCK when most of those responsible are members of the tribe while (((PJW))) pretends jewish influence doesn't even fucking exist.
506ef4 No.14616722
>>14616706
It is forbidden to speak about jewish collectivism. To suggest that white people might favour hiring fellow whites is perfectly allowed. To suggest that jews might do the same for fellow jews is considered hate speech.
578e49 No.14616759
>>14616670
It's not a practical one is my point. Just tired of posts fill of nothing but angst.
a44f18 No.14616790
>>14616759
>nothing but angst.
there is nothing angsty about destroying vermin.
until it can happen, we can stick to bullying.
90057c No.14616801
>>14614807
>Batman
>Anti-hero
Maybe if you have Frank Miller's dick lodged up your ass
4cad8f No.14616827
>>14615667
it's his "I'm talking to a retard for the fourth time this week" face
c9f4e5 No.14616857
>>14616801
>Doesn't kill his enemies for people's safety because "muh traumas".
A hero must sacrifice himself for the collective. Batman doesn't, therefore he ain't a hero. He is a pussywhipped faggot that is inferior in every way to the Punisher.
abab8e No.14616899
>>14616661
>all blacks equals diverse
no i get where you're coming from, but they only want this in fiction. in reality they wouldn't actually let any
filthy minorities into their tech writer bubbles.
anyway, my thinking was that this refers to the (((writers))) and not the media they want to see. it's a category error on my part i guess
inb4 /backtopol/
578e49 No.14616935
>>14616790
>there is nothing angsty about destroying vermin.
And there's nothing practical about thinking you can shoot a person without repercussions. It's angst unless you have a realistic answer.
a44f18 No.14616939
> It's angst unless you have a realistic answer.
is bullying them not realistic?
578e49 No.14616947
>>14616939
Talking about killing them.
5997ee No.14617004
>>14616946
>tragic backstory
That chart is very funny, anon.
04dbf5 No.14617122
>>14615806
Arguably could also check "Killing spree(humans)"
and "Blasé about killing" seeing as you can sacrifice the town for your lesbo love and also kill her in an alternate timeline and just hopping back to the original never to be mentioned again. She is also kind of cold and aloof and she has lots of plot armor.
38cc57 No.14617233
>>14616555
Read and checked, anon.
3e09db No.14617549
Literally Renegade Shepard from Mass Effect, even the physical traits if you design him that way.
Although, literally off of these could apply to Renegade Fem-Shep, too, so I'm not sure what they'd think about that!
abab8e No.14617570
>>14616555
>shit in a can put on display as something valuable
>makes you think about how silly we are for putting shit on display and finding value in it
>it's a good thing we're not idiots
is this some next level self satire?
>it's a good thing WE"RE NOT IDIOTS
earth was a mistake
44266b No.14617790
>>14614871
I talked to an anon who fingered the girl who made the comic
a344f2 No.14617850
>>14616857
You're just pissy you want to be Frank but can't because you don't have IRL plot armor.
90057c No.14618017
>>14617790
Did he finish her off?
aba95d No.14618066
>>14617004
he was born in Fall River, that's pretty tragic
bb7104 No.14618095
>>14615466
And then KILLS said hellbeast. If a protag got tricked and shits up the world but fixes it, it's a normal anti-hero, a byronic hero fucks up a situation beyond him solving it.
Kirby counts as a classical anti-hero because he's not an ideal human, but instead a cute fluffy marshmellow demon god who honestly doesn't give a shit unless things interrupt his snack time.
aba95d No.14618097
>>14615295
only in Yakuza 1, after that he makes his living taking care of orphans or being a taxi driver
1d9de3 No.14618112
>>14614539
Get a better doctor! Jeez Lousie
aba95d No.14618113
>>14615251
>Back in the day this shit got you found out and killed or ousted
The funny thing is when Anita first tried to get in on the video game shit she did get outed for bullshit. She made a video about bayonetta and made bullshit claims that made it apparent she based everything she said about the game off of promotional material and had no intention or interest in actually playing the game. She got blown the fuck out and removed the video from her channel, then appeared again a few months later after getting her pack of victim cards ready for round 2
bb7104 No.14618127
>>14615295
Only his former occupation, he quit the whole business but was so good at it that that he became a walking legend, because he also helped people outside of his Yakuza grunt work.
So up and coming gangs actually throw their newbies at Kiryu as a hazing ritual. Literally every fight past 1 is people who have a grudge with him, are dumb, or someone who hurt his adopted daughter. When he went back into the Yakuza afterwards to clear up issues, it was as an administrative position, after which he up and left and got a job as a taxi driver where he talked people through their issues.
Outside of that, he made most of his money through odd jobs where people end up trying to kick his ass at every turn by complete coincidence because his hometown's a shithole. He didn't CHOOSE to make money off of beating people up, they just come to him.
They wouldn't make an exception for that though, because they're retards.
aba95d No.14618133
>>14618127
>so up and coming gangs actually throw their newbies at Kiryu as a hazing ritual.
truly the most fantastic piece of fluff excuse for the random encounters. I wonder if it applies to Taiga as well because the very idea of trying to mug a guy who's like 7 feet tall is insane enough
bb7104 No.14618166
>>14618133
Probably the exact same reason honestly.
>Hey go beat up that homeless man
>but he's huge!
>it's just the fucking jacket man go get his ass
Akiyama's a nice guy who also happens to be a loan shark so people are probably hired to beat his ass, Tanimura's a cop in the worst red-light district in Japan and that one baseball guy is just really punchable and has a lot of debt so people are always trying to collect on HIS ass.
Everyone has a reason to get the shit beat out of them for living in Kamuracho, but not everyone deserves it.
aba95d No.14618173
>>14618166
>Akiyama's a nice guy who also happens to be a loan shark so people are probably hired to beat his ass
He doesn't look outwardly tough and dresses like he has money so people would be inclined to try to mug him anyway.
bb7104 No.14618186
>>14618173
A pinstripe suit, black dress slacks, fancy loafers and a fucking gold rolex watch to be exact.
He's a prime target.
ee499e No.14618315
>>14614534
I sensed that I would get very angry one second before Burch popped up
What ever
VIDJYA AKBAR
bb7104 No.14618317
>>14616267
Let me guess because I don't know french, the 5th picture is cans full of the artist's own feces?
Wait, just realized while writing this that "Merde" means shit, and D' Artiste means "of artist".
Cans of full of my shit buy some for a million bucks.
I'm fairly sure that the modern art scene is still there because it's a massive money laundering front.
f1950b No.14618976
>>14614539
>alpha male
>plotted on and eventuallly fucked his sister
eh, Europeans.
4d42cc No.14619204
>>14614393
Is it Wario World?
>>14615060
>Others can be 2b and Bayonetta
>Characters with vaginas are also toxic masculinity
<Feminism
>>14617790
Holy shit, tell us more.
4d42cc No.14619214
>>14618349
>Let's all ignore that Mario treated like shit towards DK and Jr and is a huge asshole on multiplayer.
1e34b4 No.14620267
>>14616722
Just mentioning anything to do with Jews, even just that they exist is a hate crime to them. Their whole being is devoted to hiding in the shadows and the simple act of shining light on them destroys them.
5997ee No.14623746
>>14618186
>tfw you'll never have enough money to dress like this guy
Ching chong nip nong, guess it's a Seiko 5 forever.