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242d29 No.14577846
>>14577842
hahaha april foll sxxxx
17d1b3 No.14577861
>Death Stranding
>gameplay
lol
72a086 No.14577868
>>14577846
Its real mario! I saw it!
e8af93 No.14577879
I can't wait for this game to flop horribly and all the Kobimbo fanboys wailing about it endlessly here on /v/
d38585 No.14577889
>>14577861
>genius such as Kojima not delivering perfect in every way gameplay mechanics
Now here's a real april fools joke, ladies and gentlemen.
e3c762 No.14577896
17d1b3 No.14577902
>>14577889
>genius such as Kojima
e8af93 No.14577904
>>14577896
Can I interest you in an MGS pachinko machine?
b4ed0b No.14577906
>>14577879
I'm waiting for the day it comes out and it's 90% cutscenes or non-interactive, and 10% actual "gameplay". Then finally the dick sucking of the man can stop.
17d1b3 No.14577918
>>14577904
probably has more gameplay than Death Stranding will
c3cfae No.14577930
>implying I'm falling for it
lolno faggot
aa0f96 No.14577939
The ultimate cinematic experience: a game designed and written by Hideo Kojima, Sam Lake and David Cage.
e3c762 No.14577942
>>14577906
>Then finally the dick sucking of the man can stop.
Ive honestly seen more Konami shilling than Kojima dick-sucking on /v/ for a long time
14e195 No.14577964
Nice try but Death stranding is a movie anon! There's no gameplay in movies!
0ff831 No.14577970
>>14577842
>April Fools
It's already over. It's past noon.
14e195 No.14577987
40fe65 No.14578040
>>14577906
>I'm waiting for the day it comes out and it's 90% cutscenes or non-interactive, and 10% actual "gameplay".
Anon, it already released back in 2008.
3448dd No.14578358
>>14577939
Throw in the Uncharted kike in as well while you're at it.
927bda No.14578434
I kinda want this game to be good, and released for PC. Despite what you fags think of him, I like his games.
aba4b7 No.14578445
Would people be less upset with Kojima games if they just labeled themselves as interactive movies or visual novels? I'm sure it's going to end up as >>14577906 said but if it was advertised as such would it receive nearly as much criticism? Or is this just a backlash against Kojima fans constantly praising Kojima?
625970 No.14578454
>>14577842
>slav
thanks faggot couldn't even read it
also lel
0371cf No.14578479
Kojima has pushed more merchandise for his company than released gameplay footage for their supposed game.
138ab3 No.14578538
>>14577971
I want to believe
34b086 No.14578598
>>14578040
>mgs4 is almost a decade old
Fuck me, I was an 8th grader back then.
3ccb53 No.14578604
ITT: People who didn't watch the video
aba4b7 No.14578641
>>14578479
That is a really nice action figure though.
61b847 No.14578647
000000 No.14578661
WHOAHOAHHHHHHHH
WHOAHOAHHHHHHHH whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
8f7cfb No.14578675
>>14578670
Show us your boypussy!
e63882 No.14578691
>>14578479
That's a Tallgeese
8e60a7 No.14578718
>>14578598
Yeah I sure do miss the good old days when I was a 3rd grader
138ab3 No.14578740
>>14578641
I don't even know what shows they're from and I want them all.
34b086 No.14578744
>>14578675
No.
>>14578718
A sign of the times, I suppose. We're all only getting older.
aba4b7 No.14578904
>>14578740
The first one is from the movie Jin-Rou. It's pretty good.
https://myanimelist.net/anime/570/Jin-Rou
The others are from a production line from a toy company called Kotobukiya. This line of mecha toys is Frame Arms. It gotten more popular recently when there was a bishoujo version called Frame Arms Girls. They cover a lot of the products in this blog.
https://framearms.blogspot.com/
You can get them shipped internationally on Amiami and I believe they sell some from Amazon but I haven't checked where else you can find them.
8f7cfb No.14578995
5354d4 No.14579175
>>14578568
Why are Canadians such faggots?
948402 No.14579920
>>14578479
That's a buff knight.
61b847 No.14579928
>>14579920
I'll show you a buff knight.
8f7cfb No.14579960
>>14579928
Unf, that bulge
1fcfd8 No.14579964
>>14578434
I hope you suffer.
3ce538 No.14580628
>>14577842
https://archive.fo/YnPNs
>Bruce Wayne is about to change more than his personality when he dons the cape and cowl.
>DC Comics have announced a new six issue mini-series for their recent Black Label imprint that will feature Bruce Wayne not only coming to grips with his identity as Batman, but his gender identity as well. The series', called BATMAN: THE METAMORPHOSIS, was announced yesterday as part of International Transgender Day of Visibility.
>Magdalene Visaggio, who will be writing the series, says "It's a story I've really wanted to explore for some time. You have this man transforming into a bat every night, and it reminds me a lot of my own transition. We'll be seeing Batman deal with his internal conflicts reframed as an empowering message for the trans community."
>The series is set to be released in July.
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.
c1890f No.14581135
>>14580628
Did they forgot that the dude in Kafkas works dies and the family finally has a happy moment after all those years?
754f9d No.14581588
>>14577842
>no rickroll
low effort
000000 No.14582145
>>14580628
Getting a late April Fools' joke in, I see.
863a3b No.14582165
>>14577987
Straya here, That's either Perth or Japan's Timezone and seeing as Perth is a myth it's obviously a Kikejima shilling his movie
90ab4d No.14582179
>>14578479
>Y shaped belt goes right over his crotch
This triggers my autism more than it should.
What's the point of overdesigning tacticool shit if you're gonna make such a stupid mistake
059086 No.14582991
>gameplay in Death Stranding
April fools jokes get less believable every year.