c303ba No.14548710
If anyone played the GTA games (especially San Andreas), you come to notice there's these group of people in the GTA community who spread "myths" and "urban legends." Is anyone here get interested in them? Any favorite ones?
20d4dc No.14548720
d3b4d7 No.14548726
All trash, every last one of them. Clickbait for little children who unironically believe in this type of shit. Shitty low-res videos with x-files OST playing in the background with low-res FRAPS or HYPERCAM recordings of their modded game.
And of course the devs rather than simply putting an end to this fucking cancer type of "myth-hunting" by straight-up officially admitting that there isn't a single real myth in any GTA ever ever ever, they bite the bullet and add fucking ghosts and other garbage in GTA V to pander tto the shitty underage autists and clickbait myth hunters.
9992e1 No.14548741
>>14548710
Not really a myth, but those ghost cars in GTA SA really unsettled me as a kid.
c303ba No.14548754
>>14548726
But it's fun pretending that spooky shit haunts in SA.
4cb897 No.14548801
>>14548726
The shit you're talking about was epic back in 2000s, when Youtube was full of obscure tutorials, glitches, & Minecraft Alpha gameplay videos.
60cbac No.14548837
>>14548726
>he didn't buy a cursed copy of GTA:SA at a garage sale
>>>/out/
3f4879 No.14548849
>>14548801
>epic
It was even acceptable to call it that
71d312 No.14548850
>>14548726
I think the urge to start myth hunting comes from the fact that certain parts of games seem strangely barren. So, on that, I can see why they would play into it. Not excusing it, mind you.
5a4f3b No.14548920
>>14548726
>mfw shit like slenderman, SCP-173 and tons of other creepypastas originating from /x/ have been turned into games and are at the mercy of normalfags everywhere
>my fucking face when people have actually died over this shit
I didn't think any of this shit would have this much of an impact back in 2008's /x/.
c0ae43 No.14548939
Not a myth but at night time you can hear heavy breathing in CJs house and some other places. That shit was spooky.
ff6ed4 No.14548949
>>14548920
>2008 /x/
I'm still upset it never recovered from /b/ shitting up the board.
e5133e No.14548952
I feel like game myths stopped being believable after the PS1 and N64 generation.
44724c No.14548964
I wanna destroy the Internet so games can have genuine mystery again
We can live in villages, JC
60cbac No.14548971
>>14548952
Oh yeah? Well, how about this - go to Leaper's Bridge in GTA IV at 1:23 AM and you'll find a blonde woman called (((Jill von Crastenburg))). She will only appear if the first bin on President Ave has this symbol on it though. If you approach her, not running but walking, with the knife drawn, she'll jump off the bridge (hence the name). Most people stop there, but if you jump immediately after her (again, without running), you will find yourself in an alternate portion of the game. I'm not giving everything away though, so try it for yourself.
9c5b74 No.14548978
4cb897 No.14548981
>>14548920
SCPs are still relatively obscure. And the normalfags who know about them don't know shit. 1 out of 30 normalfags I speak to know what SCPs are, and so far I've met only one person who didn't go "Oh yeah, that's like that video game right?"
Also, did anyone die because of this shit? I know that some dude got shot over a "slenderman prank", but I think SCP hasn't become that mainstream yet.
5a4f3b No.14548982
>>14548949
>2008 was "only" 10 years ago
>started browsing in 2006
Make this feeling go away.
>>14548964
Helios 4 lyfe
a22c07 No.14548991
>>14548837
THIS IS A REAL STORY DONT READ IF YOU HAVE HEART ATTACK EASY OR CAN GET SUPER SCARED PLEASE
i was 7 yrs old and really liked video games so when i heard gta was getting a new game i was really exited because i loved gta vice city and tommy vicecity was my favorite character of the game. so one day i was just walking around and saw on a yar sale this boy was selling a copy of gta san andreas… but the cover was all black and under san andreas it said 666 in red numbers but i thought "its must be a joke this guy put to scare people" so i ask him how much he wanted and he says "SIX DOLLAR AND SIXTY SIOX" and i felt really bad on my skin like a worm was on it but i dont care because i really wanted to play the game. i give him the money and go home again put the cd in the ps2 and i noticed that ps2 makes this strange noice like cracking of bones but i dont notice too much and keep continue. the intro of the game dint play and then SUDDEN on the screan appears and image of cj but he was all black and had BLOOD COMING out of his eyes so I scream in scare and turn off the ps2 but the tv doesnt turn off so i take the game out and break it but the tv is still on and cj starts walking turns into a skeleton too i take off the plug but CJ is walking out of the tv and then he was completely turn to a complete skeleton and said "come with me" with a really creepy voice and I say "NO PLEASE CJ" and then he grabbed me by my leg and bite me but my dad came from the closet where he was hiding because he know all this happened and shot the skeleton cj with his gun and said "GO AWAY EVIL MONSTER LEAVE THIS HOUSE" and then the tv exploded and CJ soul went to heaven and the game turned to normal again
60cbac No.14549024
>>14548991
That's 2 spooky 4 /v/ anon were a chrischan board and this kind of stanism mite curseyehameha us.
93c205 No.14549026
>>14548981
There was the two little girls who stabbed another little girl nearly to death to try and summon slenderman.
f1097d No.14549027
I remember being obsessed with the bigfoot in GTA:SA for maybe a week and that's it. The content of majority of these hoaxes was rather forgettable and unremarkable.
71d312 No.14549031
>>14549026
I remember that one too, what grand childhood memories for all involved there.
c8439f No.14549036
GTA has been normalfag shit since III
44724c No.14549038
>>14549026
That was probably a bullshit attempt at an insanity plea.
4cb897 No.14549044
>>14549026
If they want to find a skinny white guy they can always ask 4chan amiright?
7a3810 No.14549047
In public school, my "friend" who was that kid, said that in GTA2, there's a guy that walks his dog on the beach and it deletes your save/corrupts it
f29e67 No.14549070
>>14549047
I don't remember any beaches or bitches is GTA 2
a20d94 No.14549072
>>14548710
I miss this shit being viable. Now between lazy developers never including crazy easter eggs/weirdness, too much coverage, datamining, and general attitude it never happens.
Mostly play games to explore and these myths really added to that, especially when something like the heart in the statue of liberty happened and made it all seem plausible. Now its just 'No we checked the files theres no model or texture for it'.
No fucking mysteries allowed we need to know everything and quash rumors immediately. And if we don't lets make a low quality mod for it.
I can't even play open world games anymore because of this, I know everyone's explored the world and theres no good easter eggs to find or rumors to test. Theres no fun in it anymore.
My favorite was the 'UFO's that were the streaks in the sky at night.
>>14549026
I wish it wasn't murder but I'm glad someone thought this up and someone else believed it world work. Its like an extreme of what I did.
52234c No.14549074
>>14549047
>tfw I used to made up fake stories like that
4cb897 No.14549076
How do I get the golden warthog guys
676b6f No.14549078
The one that started it all.
a20d94 No.14549080
>>14549076
Did you remember to shoot the monkey's teddy?
676b6f No.14549087
If it wasn't for Big Foot, the entirety of the forest area of San Andreas would be complete boredom, I want to believe all this shit is real just because.
7a3810 No.14549118
>>14549074
THIS SAME NIGGER SAID THAT YOU CAN COMBINE HERBS IN RE3 AS MUCH AS YOU WANT AND THEN – GET THIS – LOAD IT INTO YOUR GUN AND SHOOT THEM AT A ZOMBIE TO HEAL THEM
HE THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO INVITE ME OVER LATER TO BEAT THE WATER SAMPLE PUZZLE IN RE3 AND SAID HE'D PAY ME $10 AND NEVER DID. FUCK YOU ANDREW, THAT WAS 15 YEARS AGO AND YOU STILL OWE ME.
a1fbd5 No.14549129
I seen some big scary shit in back o beyond, I dont know if it was sasquatch or not, but it made me turn the game off.
4cb897 No.14549146
>>14549129
Nigga I used to run out of the room when Super Mario Brothers for the NES sped up the 1st level music (it did that when you had 100 time units left)
07f187 No.14549152
>>14548920
pretty sure Slenderman and The Rake are from SA
1b4bb0 No.14549163
>>14548726
No fun allowed faggot spotted
>Shitty low-res videos with x-files OST playing in the background with low-res FRAPS or HYPERCAM recordings of their modded game.
Those were the best
I miss those times
676b6f No.14549170
>>14549163
Same. They were so comfy.
a17d8e No.14549184
>>14548949
If /x/ had survived it would have been another tumblr bridgehead just like /co/. Better it died than got cucked.
1b4bb0 No.14549185
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14549018
>Instant nostalgia for badly made youtube videos from 2008-2010
4cb897 No.14549200
>>14549163
>>14549170
>>14549185
Come along anons, let's start up a new let's play channel.
We'll record our games with unregistered hypercam or bandicam, and we'll keep our screen resolution at 800 x 600. We'll have a shitty Windows Moviemaker tier intro with lens flair and shit music (Breaking Benjamin).
I'm sure there's a huge market demand for this.
dab219 No.14549202
>>14549072
I miss that shit. I still remember reading shitty Runescape blogs about easter eggs, and they'd usually give some manner of unlikely shit you were supposed to do to make something happen… but some of them actually DID work, so when they others didn't, you'd wonder if they were bullshit or if you performed some step wrong. Wikis ruined all this. It feels like all MMOs are just metagaming now.
e5133e No.14549207
>>14549202
MMOs are essentially lobby content breadlines at this point.
1b4bb0 No.14549209
>>14549200
Dont forget about captions made in notepad or added in Windows Moviemaker
60cbac No.14549210
>>14549200
Oh, look at this fancy motherfucker right here, with his emo music, video editing skills and recording software. I'll stick with Drowning Pool and my camcorder, thank you very much.
b036ac No.14549222
>>14549200
Man, you are taking me back. I can't believe time flies so fast.
4cb897 No.14549226
>>14549200
By the way, GeneralKidd on youtube is a hidden gem. The guy hasn't changed since 2008. The madman still edits his videos on moviemaker (I think) and his videos are so poorly edited that he gives you 2 mins of info in 7 mins.
Definitely one of my fav channels.
676b6f No.14549239
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I found it, the holy grail of mystery videos:
676b6f No.14549242
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
There's also this gem that I remember from way back when.
4cb897 No.14549250
>>14549239
Crisp video quality for 2007
b0af5c No.14549269
I remember rumors that it was possible to go to the prison you were originally being transported to in gta lll. Something about driving off of the destroyed bridge before it gets repaired, or alternately, reaching the lighthouse and going through the door.
>>14549072
Those are real in lll and Vice City. You can clearly see saucers through a scope. You can even reach their level in Vice City if you fly the tank.
676b6f No.14549274
>>14549269
I've managed to get across the bridge before it's repaired and nothing happens, you just get chased after by the popos.
c303ba No.14549282
>>14549269
>reaching the lighthouse and going through the door
I don't recall a lighthouse ever being in GTA III.
676b6f No.14549283
>>14549282
There's one by Salvatore's house, look towards the sea.
c303ba No.14549287
>>14549283
Is it very hidden or something?
f5dea4 No.14549291
>>14548710
Those mysteries used to drive me paranoid in that game, because at the time, you didn't have any reliable ways to check if it was true or not
I'm glad they put some real ones in GTA V though
b0af5c No.14549293
>>14549287
It's off the coast on a rock. Not very hard to miss.
676b6f No.14549296
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I used to play this mod often, it was the wet dream of any myth lover in GTA.
9c5b74 No.14549299
>>14549287
It's on the rocks in the coast behind Salvatore's mansion
There's even a couple of benches in the mansion overseeing the whole thing
f5dea4 No.14549311
There was a rumor going on in my school that on a certain day of the week, at night you could find a serial killer with a chainsaw in Red or Flint County
I still don't know who, or why, did anyone think of that
9da9c1 No.14549337
Has anyone proven the myth that women are made from sand?
07f187 No.14549365
>>14549118
its okay anon you can always teach that scamming nigger andrew to stay true to his fucking word
60cbac No.14549384
>>14549337
That's a misconception actually. They're not actually made of sand, as such. They're actually a silicon-based organism. What this results in is a body that undergoes a different respiration reaction. If you have ever seen a woman's blood, you will notice that it is blue and not red. The reason behind this is that the blood contains copper hemoglobin and not iron hemoglobin. Copper does not react with silicon while iron does. The problem with silicon based organisms is that the body is not as efficient in using and conserving energy. This is why women tend to be both physically and mentally inferior to their male brethren. The advantage is that they 'ooze' an aurora that allows them to jump significantly higher than their male counterparts which is a distinct advantage in both escaping predators and acquiring sufficient oxygen in mosh pits. t. knower
ed4736 No.14549400
hooktube.com/watch?v=vb4JMpR9KAM
Love these dumb videos
88a466 No.14549416
It's not just GTA. The "transition era" (ie. the era of video games during the transition from 2D to 3D as the standard industry model, about 1995 to 2005) of video games was full of shit like this. It was the early days of the world wide web, and AAA 3D games weren't as "polished" yet and it was experimental as fuck. So games from this decade are often full of programming quirks and underused assets that make the game full of ambiguity. And the world wide web wasn't as well indexed back then so it was easy for people to post myths and come across as falling down a rabbit hole because this was before the era of "Deep analysis" YouTube commentators ruining the suspension of disbelief
7a3810 No.14549424
>>14549365
Nah I'm pretty sure he got expelled from the school a month or two before graduating, and he ended up moving or going to a different high school than we did.
88a466 No.14549440
>>14549416
sage because samefagging. I want to also re-iterate what I said by also pointing out that most of these ambiguity comes from the fact that 3D dev kits were still pretty shit back then. It wasn't until the late 2000s that game developers started getting the hang of their 3D game engines. That's also why we don't see "myths" in video games anymore.
I think game developers often try to re-create this era in video games by intentionally making their game world large and vague, games like Breath of the Wild for example, but it just doesn't fucking work anymore. I miss those days tbh
7a3810 No.14549441
>>14549416
To be fair, all you had to do was memdump a cartridge to take a look at it.
Also, please consider that CRTs are flawed and display the image incorrectly. While they are likely what the developers saw, the image is stored internally as an RGBA byte array (or the equivalent, depending on hardware). Thus, CRTs were never accurate.
88a466 No.14549465
>>14549441
>To be fair, all you had to do was memdump a cartridge to take a look at it.
This is true. But while these tools did exist back then, there was jack shit documentation for these tools available online, so for the average pleb doing cart dumps was some esoteric wizardry. Today you can just fire up a YouTube video on a tutorial on how to search cart dumps. This shit didn't exist back then.
c303ba No.14549467
>>14549078
What the fuck is that?
07f187 No.14549481
>>14549416
the mew truck has been proven, some guy did it by a glitch
07f187 No.14549485
>>14549467
ratman i believe
c303ba No.14549489
>>14549485
more like a desperate Mickey Mouse trying to rise to fame
88a466 No.14549492
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>>14549481
>some guy did it by a glitch
That doesn't prove shit. You can literally program GameBoy memory byte-by-byte with a series of glitches in Pokemon R/B/Y. All bets are off.
a1ab77 No.14549498
>>14549416
An elaborate one I was told as a child was that in Red/Blue/Yellow versions that if you lost to the final trainer on the cerulean city bridge you would be forced to join team rocket. the implications were that you could enter building through windows, confiscate pokemon from trainers you defeated, and if officer jenny battled you she could confiscated your entire party if you lost. And that you couldn't use pokemon centers as a team rocket member
c303ba No.14549503
>>14549498
I never played PokeMon games before but that sounds like whoever told you that must've really hated you or something.
a1ab77 No.14549520
>>14549503
I think they were pulling my leg, it was two kids on a church retreat. Another oddity, all the kids in my region (virginia) called the legendary beasts "legendary dogs." According to bulbapedia "legendary dogs" and "legendary cats" are very common misnomers. Another was the notion that mew was a reward for completing your pokedex
676b6f No.14549525
>>14549520
>Virginia
No fucking wonder.
a6542e No.14549531
>>14549441
>Thus, CRTs were never accurate.
Gen Z-tard NEETs actually believe the shit they spew.
07f187 No.14549537
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14549492
well this person did it by a virus
>>14549503
>I never played PokeMon games before
it shows, its a simple ruse thats all.
7a3810 No.14549540
>>14549531
>raw data says to set the pixel to R:255, G:0, B:0
>lcd monitor: okay i'd better do exactly that
>crt monitor: hmm what? okay i guess i'll use a raygun to set it and an adjacent area to something that might resemble red? also i'll bleed a few areas over and no you can't predict how long i'll take because its hardware :P
88a466 No.14549542
>>14549520
They weren't even called "Legendary Beasts" back then. They were officially called "Legendary Pokemon" or just "Legendaries" back in those days
a6542e No.14549547
>>14549540
>I'm still using a $45,000 hospital CRT for xrays from 2004.
How's your 14yo LCD going? Oh right… they die after 5 years. LOL
88a466 No.14549550
>>14549546
English is not your first language is it?
e55527 No.14549593
>>14549547
You need to go back to tumblr. No one believes your lies. No one likes to be around you. You are lower than everyone but jews for your hipster bullshit.
841e0c No.14549618
>>14548726
You sound like the kind of person who lost their sense of wonder.
a57e9b No.14549676
>>14549242
Oh shit nigger, my friend made that video with his older brother when he was ten.
Why must you remind me of better times, anon?
b006f7 No.14549687
>>14549540
I've never seen someone this underage before. You don't know anything about display technology and have no idea how CRTs work or how they fail.
88a466 No.14549715
>>14549687
He's rusing bro
a6542e No.14549722
>>14549593
Don't post again until your girlballs drop, little lass. The adult heterosexuals are conversing here.
5cfd39 No.14549844
Only thing I remember is Bigfoot is supposedly near Mount Chilliad.
c303ba No.14550282
>>14549844
>Mount Chilliad
Were you at the top or something when you spotted Bigfoot?
a20d94 No.14552120
>>14549416
Youtube ruins everything. Spot on about BotW though, I remember seeing a few things that hit me of trying to be a myth from something like wind waker or OoT. Off the top of my head that blue spirit horse thing in the mountains that only appeared when the mountain had a glowing spot on it, and the master sword being hidden away with the contrived forest torch run to get to it. You can just see this being on an old forum like
'To get the spirit horse, the fastest horse in the game with infinite stamina wait away from Satori mountain at night until you see a glowing light. Then glide over to the light, make sure its still night time and you'll see the horse. Put on your best stealth gear and walk up slowly to it then you can ride it. Just be careful as soon as you get off it'll disappear'
c0ae43 No.14552132
>>14548971
This better be not a ruse
86cb65 No.14552209
Man, spending hours in those woods, looking for shit that wasn't there and I loved every second of it.
3b15f4 No.14552323
>>14548920
>People actually died over this shit
Source?
82a42b No.14552333
>>14552323
I can only remember the thing with the girl stabbing classmates to please Slenderman.
3b15f4 No.14552371
Is there a mod that adds all those "Creepypastas" into the game, or do I have to find each one and download them one by one?
01c93a No.14552374
>>14552243
>2:when you said that evrything turned black that is racist
3b15f4 No.14552410
>>14549537
That's amazing. Can't believe people dedicate themselves to one fucking game, and can find all these holes original devs never even considered
b14a4d No.14552418
>>14548710
I remember watching those youtube vids that used loquendo and had that 009 sound system song, I dont know why I have so much nostalgia for them
1edbcf No.14552446
>>14549520
Ausfag here, my group of friends always called them "Legendary Dogs" as well
16890f No.14552467
>>14548726
Wow, you're having a bad day today.
c0abd2 No.14552547
I remember playing San Andreas for the PS2 when I was about 12 years old or so. I first heard about these myths when looking up easter eggs for the game online. Back then, Youtube wasn't a thing or it hadn't taken off so the only other info I had to go on was user-posted guides on forums and google-images.
Given the abundance of actual easter eggs in the game and spooky locations in the middle of fucking nowhere, it wasn't hard to believe there could actually be something to a lot of these myths. Pic related, for example. It's just a cabin out in the middle of the woods with no missions or anything related to it, yet it's enterable unlike 99% of all other buildings in the game.
There was some other stuff in the game too which just fed into the whole concept, like those cars pictured in the OP. They would spawn in a slope and then roll towards you if you come running through the area, so they essentially became known as "ghost cars" to players.
So yeah, I ran around chasing shadows of Leatherface, Bigfoot and all manners of ghosts in that game for hours and hours and I don't regret shit. Would I do it today? Fuck no, but it was fun as hell for a kid with a vivid imagination.
3e00dd No.14553021
>>14552243
If everything was black how could you see CJ?
c303ba No.14553691
>>14552418
>I remember watching those youtube vids that used loquendo and had that 009 sound system song, I dont know why I have so much nostalgia for them
You just answered your own question.
c303ba No.14553698
>>14552547
Wasn't that the cabin where CJ goes to to kill some witness that was trying to snitch on Tenpenny?
ad2fae No.14553720
>>14553698
The one you're talking about is on mount chilliad, the one in the pic is in the badlands, close to the area the ghost cars spawn. crazy how much of that map I still remember
de27dc No.14553729
>>14548949
While sad I kinda agree with >>14549184
2ce00b No.14553747
>>14548726
>t. jaded underage spoiled cunt
c303ba No.14555201
>>14553720
>crazy how much of that map I still remember
One day I always wanted to be in a scenario where I had a friend who played GTA SA multiplayer with me everyday and we talk about it in school all the time. We would be like "oh we should go to Muholland Drive to case the place" or something and then see the confused faces of other people around us.
c0ae43 No.14555253
>>14552547
I think that cabin is a movie related easter egg, like VC had the Scarface appartment
c303ba No.14555266
>>14555253
Cabin in the woods?
c0ae43 No.14555278
>>14555266
Woods in the cabin.
003e1f No.14555282
>>14548710
The only myth involving GTA games is that they're not all trash made for niggers and wannabe niggers.
41518c No.14555405
This is my favorite one. GTA 2 takes place in 2013, Rockstar was one year off.
6d4058 No.14555446
>>14549546
that just means it's the Legendary pokemon, kind of like how Pikachu is the Electric Mouse pokemon.
8fe8c7 No.14555464
Honestly, I kind of cherish this stuff. It's back from a time when a video game would still give you a sense of adventure, rather than having everything broken down by Jewtuber and the knowledge that everything which happens on screen is a result on scripts which the developer made for one reason or the other.
7086d2 No.14555499
>>14549184
>tumblr bridgehead just like /co/
Half-chan maybe but if you mean fullchan /co/ then you are mistaken.
7086d2 No.14555633
>>14555464
If game devs made more effort to hide stuff in or make another reason to explore like the system used in far cry 2 then you could just explore and find a old train half-buried off the map or actual easter eggs instead of just going on a marker on the map. Far Cry 2 had such a great system of putting diamonds close to landmarks on the map yet you didn't know wich had some until you visited so you had to visit all if not most of them which has even more weigh in harder difficulties as you don't know if you will be ambushed or find nothing. For anyone that hasn't played, diamonds are the currency as well as the most common collectible. The check point system was cool as well and really added to the atmosphere of hostility though the instant respawn gets really annoying on the hardest difficulty on some parts
It would be so cool to be able to find stuff like that in open-world games, but that will never happen due to lazy devs, reddit existing, none of the kiddies being smart enough to try and find something by themselves instead of *go to the bright yellow marker*.
7a3810 No.14556779
>>14549465
It's true. It's easy to forget how different things were back in, say, pre-2007.
I think that year is a wonderful landmark. Not in the sense that it was "good", but because it was iconic with the jewish shit becoming full force and ramping up every consecutive year. It's a clear divide between the "before" and "after" of vidya.
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0c09d2 No.14557199
>>14548720
Who?
>>14552243
Why are these so entertaining to read?
c33c1c No.14557747
>>14549311
The Panopticon area is named after the facility where they sent the guy that Texas Chainsaw Massacre is based on. It was rumored that he'd spawn there since the area isn't used for much else
8eae5e No.14558243
>>14548726
Completely right. I know people are desperate to find something fun in the empty, boring lifeless sandbox that GTA presents, but there's nothing there. Play a real game instead, preferably something that isn't shitty.
27627a No.14562391
>>14555499
Isn't our /co/ busy imploding over hotpocket drama anyway?
7e38f5 No.14564808
7e38f5 No.14564824
>>14548991
spoopy, spoiler that shit anun
d945f7 No.14565572
>>14548726
isn't all this pretend fantasy gay bullshit just video games all and all nigga?
c303ba No.14565606
294d63 No.14565701
>mfw had an actual serbian friend who i played gta 4 online with and pretended to hunt ratman while larping as sam & dean from supernatural because the show was the shit for us back then
i wanna be young again.
a17d8e No.14569471
345def No.14569684
>>14555201
>mfw i lived anon's dream
I mean SAMP RP was probably the most autistic thing I've ever done but God damn was it fun with friends.
c303ba No.14569740
>>14569684
So did you act like professional criminals in real life?
4660c5 No.14569759
>>14548939
That's what happens when you engage CJ's stealth mode, you colossal moron. The arrow on your map will turn a dark shade of grey to signify this. It's easier to encounter when you install a timecyc with darker colors, as the game thinks dark = shadow, therefore stealth.
>>14555282
Gen-Z edgelord please leave, adults are talking here.
88a466 No.14569822
>>14569764
The Ghost is supposed to be Jock Cranley's wife. Whom he supposedly pushed off the side of Mt. Chillad
Jock Cramley is basically GTA Vs version of Arnold Schwarzenegger/Ronald Reagan. Republican Hollywood actors who both ran as Governor of California
88a466 No.14569833
345def No.14569880
>>14569740
Well there was one quite funny time when we just had a point of realisation. We had hand drawn maps of house interiors figuring out escape routes and ways to stop the police from entering. All this with discussions on gun running and the current influx of cocaine. That's when the penny dropped and we realised we were fucking autistic as shit. We had about five seconds of silence before just deciding we didn't care
c303ba No.14570099
>>14569880
>We had hand drawn maps of house interiors figuring out escape routes
Man you speak what I want to happen. I would be like taking out small slips of papers with maps around SA and then pointing at them and shouting at them saying "IF WE DON'T TAKE OVER THIS AREA THE OTHER FACTION IS GOING TO FUCK US OVER. WE NEED TO BOMB VERDANT MEADOWS."
You're lucky to have that moment.
e70fe1 No.14570143
It's a myth that GTA was ever a good series.
LMAO OWNED
345def No.14570192
>>14570099
>IF WE DON'T TAKE OVER THIS AREA THE OTHER FACTION IS GOING TO FUCK US OVER. WE NEED TO BOMB VERDANT MEADOWS
Shit anon you're actually quoting one of our meetings. I think the funniest meeting we had was when for a solid hour we devised a conspiracy which ended up having the local Mafia spiral into a civil war whilst getting the deputy chief of police fired due to corruption. Despite how autistic RPing gets SAMP is genuinely great fun when you've got a couple of friends and you really sink your teeth into the game.
c303ba No.14570214
>>14570192
>>14570192
>when for a solid hour we devised a conspiracy which ended up having the local Mafia spiral into a civil war whilst getting the deputy chief of police fired due to corruption.
what the fuck
345def No.14570321
>>14570214
The entire plan took a solid 4 weeks of ig fuckery to pull off but in the end it looked beautiful. It involved: blackmailing an FBI agent, stealing explosives from a high security company depo, three court cases, a kidnapping, murder of an LEO, gun running for a DEO, domestic terrorism, and a property insurance scam. In all honesty SAMP RP can and will turn into action movie plots if you're willing to put the time into them. There was also another time when we had been paid $250,000 to kill the local Chief of Police which ended up with us starting a riot and pouring gasoline through a disabled water tank's A/C system before burning him alive inside the tank.
c303ba No.14570542
>>14570321
No way all of that can be happening
Man you must've had a lot of fun
345def No.14570630
>>14570542
Trust me when you're playing the same game for a solid 6 hours a day you end up doing some really crazy thought out shit just to see if you can. Another bit of fun we had was when gay marriage was legalised and so they had set up a gay marriage at the local church. However this church was a Catholic one so it ended up with a bunch of Irish and Italians refusing to let them inside the church and flipping cars before the police had everyone disperse. They then decided to host the marriage in the Protestant church so the Catholics then proceeded to either tow, steal the tires, and thermite engine blocks of all the cars of the attendance. We really did have fun
944367 No.14570656
c303ba No.14570669
>>14570630
holy shit hahahah
b89a46 No.14574994
3e88e7 No.14575087
>>14570143
Simply epic, friendo.
c8439f No.14578480
a20d94 No.14578512
Guys I just realized its april fools day.
We should do some shit like starting rumors in existing games to rile some people up, probably older games normalfags forgot about but played.
There has to be potential here but I'm too dumb to find it.
b3096f No.14578514
Certainly was creepypasta tier things in there when I was younger. Like the canon on the pier that glows red inside
c8439f No.14584487
6d4058 No.14584489