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6900d6 No.14516723
Here it is if anyone cares
6900d6 No.14516752
c2379b No.14516753
>>14516727
You anti-Nintendo fucks are really starting to annoy me.
b0ed8d No.14516761
6900d6 No.14516767
>>14516753
>Anti-nintendo
They're called console war faggots anon
5e3aa7 No.14516775
>>14516723
Anything interesting there?
>>14516753
>Anti-nintendo
I don't know why but this phrase is really funny to me.
59aa2a No.14516779
>speedrunning
>speedrun mode
>speedrunners
>run with speed
>speed the run
>spederoon
>spederoonie
Why is speedrun bullshit becoming gaming's version of "tested at the nurburgring"
62059e No.14516784
>>14516775
>I don't know why but this phrase is really funny to me.
Cause it sounds like whoever says it has a persecution complex, like fursecution.
6900d6 No.14516790
>>14516774
REMEMBER THE TWENTY BILLION
5e3aa7 No.14516792
>>14516779
Thank ADGQ for bringing speedrunning into the normalfagsphere.
6900d6 No.14516796
>>14516775
It was more disappointing then a Jeb Bush speech
0ca1f8 No.14516804
>>14516795
>Lumines
I'm not gonna lie, I'd buy Lumines on the switch (but only the Electronic Symphony version)
5e3aa7 No.14516807
>>14516795
>Lumines
Now there's a game I haven't heard about for years.
15c7dd No.14516809
>>14516795
I didn't even know there was a Banner Saga 2.
25ca91 No.14516816
>>14516723
No one cares, nintendo at this point is just selling WiiU ports at full price, and normalfags are eating that shit up
5e3aa7 No.14516822
>>14516816
delete this right now
b05177 No.14516824
>Indie
So either shit games no one cares about or games that will be on every other platform?
59aa2a No.14516826
>>14516816
What if squid girl armpits smell really fishy?
What if inklings all smell fucking horrible to us humans, like low tide or something, but in their society they think they smell nice?
It is something to think about
e32286 No.14516841
>>14516816
>Tumblr nigger armpit fetish art
Kill yourself.
a6dac2 No.14516858
>>14516850
>involving Aisha in your disgusting smelly armpit fetish shit
0f26c9 No.14516860
>>14516779
why does every single indie game need to be speedrun bait or some roguelite?
59aa2a No.14516864
>>14516858
>Hating armpits
a57155 No.14516865
>>14516795
Only caught the end of it. The only thing I might be interested in was that NES Ninja Gaiden-type game where you switch from 8-bit to 16-bit. Also, I think I heard the guy say Pode as poo-day. Other than that, nothing too interesting. Switch has been mostly indie and ports with just a few AAA exclusives (mostly coming from Nintendo). Kind of wish that the third-party companies would put in a little effort to make new games but you can't expect much from developers nowadays.
>>14516850
>ruining Aisha with a dumb fetish.
Disgusting.
59aa2a No.14516871
>>14516865
>Ruining an already trash character
His fetish is good, his taste in girls is not.
b0ed8d No.14516875
>Someone is discussing a video game I don't like on the video games board? Time to dump """"""""technically SFW"""""""" off-topic porn until a lazy mod deletes the whole thread! That will show them that I am right and they are wrong!
59aa2a No.14516883
>>14516875
>indies are video games
>indies are people
d0d2ff No.14516898
>>14516816
>>14516816
The only fetish lower than armpit-fetish is hairy-armpit-fetish.
Women should be feminine and groom accordingly.
59aa2a No.14516922
>>14516898
The only fetish below armpit fetish is all of them + whatever yours is
ef8439 No.14516939
>>14516753
>>14516775
>>14516784
It's not like there's precedent for it. The notion of dedicated console warriors shitting on brand X or shilling for brand Y is just a tinfoil conspiracy theory. :^)
d78ff7 No.14516956
>>14516939
This sucks because I think soy mouth is funny, but posting it will result in my posts being nuked and this will be the excuse. For the record, I only posted the shit when someone posted a numale. They all keep their mouths open all the time.
3f896c No.14516961
>>14516939
I don't see that as often, the shilling part I mean, I only see people shitting on Nintendo because you're guaranteed a flock of butthurt motherfuckers will be furiously waving his arms at you like muppet. A lot of the people I know that use the soyboy meme, own and love the Nintendo Switch themselves, it's just that people don't know how to not feed the troll anymore, so the bait is exploited.
I think Soyjack is cute.
4d19b3 No.14516964
How not to have an armpit fetish:
>lick your armpit when you are child
3f896c No.14517002
>>14516865
I want to punch that stupid fucking face so BAD.
3DPD will never fail to disgust me.
a4ec69 No.14517030
Indie games was a mistake. Danon Baker is such a flaming faggot. Seriously, the indie market in concept is a great idea but in practice its just a bunch of literal aids infested cocksucker shilling their garbage as "art".
3f896c No.14517041
3f896c No.14517046
>>14517014
The effeminate ones do, soyboys are like Jews, there is a wide diaspora of them
43f8ea No.14517059
>>14517030
It's mostly PR, and Nintendo spends next to nothing doing these directs so its pretty cheap advertising for these games. I'm not entirely sure why they stuffed Lumines into this though. Next they'll be calling meteos an indie game.
6219b7 No.14517099
>>14517052
>and claim that anyone against them is just 'anti-xyz' for no good reason
No good reason?
All he did was post "Will you die already?".
In a thread about new videogames.
6219b7 No.14517116
>>14517108
The Nindies don't happen every 2 minutes anon.
a4ec69 No.14517130
>>14517059
>its mostly PR
yes and the shit that gets green-lit and advertised is mostly garbage especially if it has a progressive affectation. Those who get to Being that it mostly shovel-ware it doesn't cost Nintendo (or other companies for that matter) anything to allow for it. Its mainly West coast SJW running the indie divisions at every company. They are shitting it up by having really garbage taste. Also by flooding the market with this crap it devalues the asking price of better indie games. Thus hurting the incentives for a indie developer to actually invest heart into the passion product. Its essentially the same thing happened to fine art, after a while talented artist give up and only the trustafarians hacks with connections stick around. Hopefully that diatribe made some sense.
3a5ae4 No.14517132
With Gamemaker studio, how great is the possibility that AM2R is going to be ported to the Switch?
3a5ae4 No.14517151
>>14517135
Just checked; there is a Linux version and GM:S might be able to handle AM2R. Cool, now just waiting until CFW comes out.
458210 No.14517174
>>14516774
>Being upset people are posting a link to a video
That isn't shilling, stop being a easily offended sped.
a4ec69 No.14517261
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14517174
>being a cancer nigger
You can link Hooktube for streams & it also now allows thumbnails. Their is zero reason to shill Jewtube.
f95d1d No.14517310
>>14516723
>nintendo indies direct
>not nintendies
eyyyy
2d9588 No.14517437
>>14517261
Their is zero reason to shill goontube either, yet here you are doing it.
a4ec69 No.14517453
>>14517437
>goontube
>not saging an off-topic post
>>>/intl/
2d9588 No.14517471
>>14517453
>being mad that I won't provide you my data to sell
c2379b No.14517497
>>14517174
Honestly it should be a sticky or at least a cyclic.
d1f153 No.14517507
>Bowser dick deleted, armpits still up
NSFW IS NSFW YOU MORONS
171806 No.14517547
>Nintendoshit gets a sticky
Of fucking course it does.
a4ec69 No.14517582
>>14517471
>therefore shilling jewtube is ok
957b41 No.14517660
>>14516795
>Lumines
Fuck yeah. Too bad it's just a fucking port instead of a new game
3a0574 No.14517674
>>14516961
>A lot of the people I know that use the soyboy meme, own and love the Nintendo Switch themselves
Yaa and everybody I know who uses it is certain it's a shitty fucking console. Checkmate.
3a0574 No.14517686
>>14517582
>thinking jewtube will be alive by the end of this decade
If they want to data mine an autistic kid screeching the forest temple theme from Ocarina of Time then I say let them. Maybe they'll get a laugh.
8bb0a6 No.14517695
>another stickied nintendo direct
>on MY /v/!?
imagine my shock
c5329b No.14517707
>>14516961
>A lot of the people I know that use the soyboy meme, own and love the Nintendo Switch themselves
I don't understand. How do you know people who use the soyboy meme, can you and your friends just not help from spewing memes at each other?
0d0aaa No.14517733
> Video down
> No hooktube
> No webms
Guess I'll have to do this myself.
3a0574 No.14517752
>>14517707
He's lying obviously. If he genuinely knows people who post here then that means he told normalfags about us or they introduced us to him as normalfags barely even know we exist. Either way this is some blatant shittery.
06f6a7 No.14517768
>>14516816
Delete this immediately.
da1dd0 No.14517772
https://youtu.be/Ndpq8X-UYy8
>the website that made flash games starts releasing games on console.
Fuck >>14516795 for leaving Nitrome out.
344024 No.14517784
43f8ea No.14517824
>>14517130
I understood.
>>14517772
>leaving Nitrome out
Bomb chicken is on that list though.
da1dd0 No.14517842
>>14517824
O shit, it was looking for the youtube thumbnail
2312cd No.14517881
fuck off mark, nobody likes kiketendo
>>>/vcollins/
0d0aaa No.14517977
>>14517733
Here it is. Quality is shit. Enjoy.
2d9588 No.14517994
>>14517582
>>14517576
>ignoring I said either in my first comment
754973 No.14518002
>>14517261
soyboys, cringe, rouge lite, retro meme graphics. that golf game though why hasn't any one made a sequel to kirbys dream course?
344024 No.14518060
>>14517994
Source on the nip?
15c7dd No.14518089
f2340a No.14518257
>>14517261
>Museum of Pop Culture
>has the gayest possible architecture you could think of
3f896c No.14518288
>>14517752
What are you even trying to convey man?
3a0574 No.14518343
>>14518288
That Nintendo Switch games are mediocre and you shouldn't tell people irl about 8chan.
ed178b No.14518538
>>14516816
>>14516850
>>14516864
>>14516871
>>14516883
>>14516922
>>14517132
>be me
>liking armpits
>hating sweat and hair
>talk about it with a VERY pretty girl
>"anon, but why?"
>"idk I think they can be pretty"
>she shaves and sends a picture of them
>mfw
83258a No.14518545
That garage game looks alright. Nindie directs don't need a sticky.
f2340a No.14518559
Actually why is this stickied anyways? Isn't the GDC on?
83258a No.14518562
>>14518559
Has there been any cringe yet?
883389 No.14518572
>>14518562
If you count the developers of Overwatch coming out and rattling out a half-hour rant about Trump as cringe, sure.
88cc8e No.14518575
>>14518572
Can i get a link to that?
83258a No.14518578
>>14518572
How would that not be cringe?
15c7dd No.14518590
>>14518572
>the developers of Overwatch
I remember hearing a rumor that everyone who actually made that game was fired pretty close to release which is why every character since launch has been completely unappealing.
883389 No.14518594
>>14518575
It'll be a while before the VODs are uploaded to Twitch. You could probably find a recording if you lurk on leddit.
83258a No.14518611
>>14518590
That whole game is an unappealing pile of shit, I'm still legitimately confused as to how it took off as well as it did, no semblance of tightly built classes, just smear lots of crap powers on top of your classes and call it a game, it feels like adding cheap rpg systems on top of an fps/tps.
c98b59 No.14518616
15c7dd No.14518625
>>14518611
I'm talking about in terms of masturbation material here. Of course no one actually plays the game, they just bought it to extract models into SFM and Blender.
83258a No.14518627
3a0574 No.14518637
>>14518625
The characters in OW are so fucking generic and planned by comity that I genuinely don't find them fappable.
f2340a No.14518638
15c7dd No.14518644
>>14518637
That's what the abuse and guro stuff is for.
3a0574 No.14518651
>>14518644
Well I'm not a subhuman so I guess that's fine.
e26ded No.14518664
>>14518651
>Well I'm not a subhuman
Don't kid yourself
3a0574 No.14518671
>>14518664
Yea you're right. That segment is meant for the (1) faggots. :^)
15c7dd No.14518724
I can not find a single thing on this list that looks like it isn't misleading or even interesting to begin with. It's pretty much all "how to be a good corporate drone".
http://schedule.gdconf.com/sessions
8ca42a No.14518796
>>14518538
That's pretty hot.
ed178b No.14518843
>>14518815
Sorry, I respect her too much.
01dbd0 No.14518857
15c7dd No.14518858
>>14518843
>respecting someone who sent you a photo over the internet rather than just showing you them in person
You're getting cucked pretty hard right now.
3a0574 No.14518878
>>14518858
She also didn't practice armpit hygiene before he said something about it. So far she sounds like a retard.
ed178b No.14518886
>>14518858
>>14518857
You understand that might be why pictures are being sent to me and not to you?
01dbd0 No.14518893
>>14518886
you saying i get no hoes?
b492cd No.14518897
>>14518878
Do you even realize what ‘shave’ means for women?
Shave for me means getting that jungle cleared.
Shave for her means getting that 0.01 mm hair trimmed.
15c7dd No.14518898
>he's actually a white knight
Christ almighty.
b492cd No.14518910
How about we don’t condemn it, like crabs in a bucket, but celebrate it, that one of us will maybe get his dick wet?
Also don’t be a beta orbiter, please.
754973 No.14518918
01dbd0 No.14518923
3a0574 No.14518929
>>14518897
The fact that she shaved at all is fucked. You're supposed to wax that shit.
ed178b No.14518936
>>14518910
A true bro.
Would gladly share a beer over a Mario Cart game with.
>>14518929
I don't know what the fuck she did. She didn't tell me or anything but in the pic she had no hair.
Why is this so important?
b492cd No.14518939
>>14518929
Or pluck it. Kinda strange.
>>14518886
Does she have a dick, maybe?
15c7dd No.14518950
>>14518910
>How about we don’t condemn it, like crabs in a bucket
That's not how the analogy works.
b492cd No.14518970
>>14518950
It's not an analogy
c5329b No.14518981
>>14518538
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>14518910
>but celebrate it, that one of us will maybe get his dick wet
You don't honestly think we're all virgins, do you? For those of you who are, don't get your hopes up, it's not as amazing as you've hyped it up to be. There's no need to whiteknight for the armpit story anon.
ed178b No.14518990
>>14518981
>You don't honestly think we're all virgins, do you?
I think you meant
<L-Look at me I'm also a cool kid
<Sex isn't even good that's why I only had it once, r-right!
Nobody cares anon.
Can we just talk about videogames?
And why the fuck is the stream broken?
754973 No.14519000
91d838 No.14519004
>>14518910
I wouldn't celebrate someone getting laid at all, much less through their degenerate fetish. It's not some grand accomplishment.
ed178b No.14519006
>>14519000 (checked)
Thank you trips sama.
I somehow scrolled past it.
8ca42a No.14519008
>>14518936
>Why is this so important?
I don't think you understand.
fa4114 No.14519009
they all look the fucking same
01dbd0 No.14519010
>>14518981
I have not and will not have any sex. I'm a god damn man of the cloth
15c7dd No.14519018
>>14518970
Similes are a subcategory of analogical language.
8ca42a No.14519019
>>14519009
That's racist man.
fa4114 No.14519032
>>14519019
not that's diverse, making everything black is diverse.
but if you make all the zombies black in resident evil then its racist and to make it more diverse you need to add white guys on the zombies.
c5329b No.14519042
>>14518990
I never implied having sex makes you cool, or that being a virgin makes you uncool.
The majority of us are a bunch of jaded old fucks, we've had plenty of time to convince at least one woman to spread her legs. The rest are refugees from cuckchan.
15c7dd No.14519043
b492cd No.14519045
>>14519018
I'm not using similes
ed178b No.14519074
>>14519042
Your personality is kind of soft.
Are you not used to being teased?
Or maybe you're just lonely?
15c7dd No.14519086
>>14519074
The projection here is off the charts.
17d049 No.14519150
>>14516850
>>14516858
>>14516865
>Aisha
>character who turned me onto /fit/ gals
>involved in armpit stank
883389 No.14519153
>>14519074
Tease me instead.
754973 No.14519179
>>14519150
Posting worst doctor meme
ed178b No.14519181
>>14519153
You sound kind of gay anon
3f896c No.14519232
>>14519181
>not wanting an older, experienced anon to break you in and become your daddy
fa4114 No.14519307
ba58d1 No.14519699
>>14516723
>>14516795
>ctrl+f
>kingdom of loathing
>0 results
Oh where have all the originalfags gone…
It's nice to see that the Kingdom of Loathing creators are still making content, I'm surprised that they're still around. Back when I played KOL I was 1 of about 200 active users, now it seems that their numbers have almost tripled which still isn't a lot, but still. I might check out West of Loathing just for shits and giggles.
ed178b No.14519909
>>14519232
But I am the older and experienced anon in this case scenario.
What?
Regardless, last time I did this sort of stuff with someone on /v/ it turned out disastrously.
443a1c No.14520135
Well the video is down and so far it's basically a bunch of indies with varying degrees of pixel shit plus Super Meat Boy being ported, about 3 looked promising and I noticed immediately one of them was low poly made to look nopoly 3D. Oh and a really fucking gay ass look at that "museum" honestly I'm more disappointed then i thought I'd be.
eb4116 No.14526737
Shouldn't it be In-Direct?
c2379b No.14530936
>>14519909
>Regardless, last time I did this sort of stuff with someone on /v/ it turned out disastrously.
Story time please.
>>14520135
Super Meat Boy is good at least.
a7b61a No.14532937
>>14519909
>Regardless, last time I did this sort of stuff with someone on /v/ it turned out disastrously.
STORY STORY STORY STORY STORY
eca027 No.14536245
>>14519179
>Worst Doctor
>Not Capaldi
c2379b No.14539532
>>14536245
There hasn't been a good doctor since Eccleston tbh
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c2379b No.14541210
eca027 No.14549840