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File: 18c6060ed39c7f9⋯.png (99.43 KB, 299x168, 299:168, ClipboardImage.png)

3dc8e1 No.14469679

I am interested in trying out this franchise. Is it a good idea to emulate it onto a PC?

I think this game has good cinematics.

c28c39 No.14469689

It's a dumb game with enjoyable visuals but that's about it. I wouldn't waste your time with trying to get it to emulate well.


d62c1d No.14469690

>cinematic railroaded casual cover-based movie

good taste


46c4d5 No.14469697

Don't reply


319fe9 No.14469702

>I think this game has good cinematics.

I have the perfect emulator for you then

www.youtube.com


6bded9 No.14469730

>>14469697

Don't tell me what to do, mom!


5b7ec4 No.14469733

MPC-HC and MPV would be your best bet for emulators.


b00b3b No.14469742

It's a fucking interactive movie.

Watch it on youtube.


319fe9 No.14469756

>>14469742

Nice sage, b00b.


b00b3b No.14469777

>>14469756

I'm discussing topic, why would I sage?

Do you think sage is a downvote?

Do you think you are on reddit?"


6c85cd No.14469784

It was fun on a first playthrough of the first 3 then i never touched them again. Bought them all for a combined total of 10 dollars on PS3


6bded9 No.14469793

>>14469756

>implying sage is mandatory


319fe9 No.14469794

File: 6492429893d6af8⋯.jpg (109.47 KB, 378x485, 378:485, IMG_2742.JPG)

>>14469777

I'd like to discuss those lucky trips.


7345c7 No.14469796

>>14469679

If you really want to play it then get the remastered collection.


b00b3b No.14469800

>just noticed my ID is b00b3b

What the fuck


319fe9 No.14469817

>>14469800

You also got dubs. This is a good thread for you b00b.


a83234 No.14469818

File: af634e89c504a9e⋯.jpeg (19.5 KB, 240x240, 1:1, thumbsupcat-581a7d9823cc2.jpeg)

>>14469800

Cherish it forever


6bded9 No.14469846

>>14469800

How does it feel?


b00b3b No.14469867

File: 8498b048eed3dbe⋯.png (929.19 KB, 756x730, 378:365, moderately smug.PNG)


edecea No.14470130

Just pirate nuTomb Raider, it's the same shit.


fdbbcc No.14470345

File: d82ea0da5e68f89⋯.png (37.86 KB, 108x160, 27:40, ishiwatari.png)

>>14469867

Ram has no boobs


531d2c No.14470351

File: 3f356d275fa3000⋯.jpg (18.83 KB, 247x255, 247:255, check23.jpg)


786afd No.14470372

File: 0225ecd9535333f⋯.jpg (95.49 KB, 1200x797, 1200:797, 1262129833069.jpg)


1527d5 No.14470502

Platinumed 1 and 2 on PS3. Their fun games, worth checking out if you have time to kill


dde721 No.14470538

>>14469800

Now post your b00b or gtfo :^)


91362b No.14470691

2 is the only one you should bother with.


627423 No.14470833

They're tech demos with some okay-ish setpieces and bland third person shootan. Watch some Youtube videos or read some articles and papers where the devs talk about the weird optimization shit they did, then realize 99% of it is extremely specific to the Cell architecture and even if you become a gamedev you'll never use any of this shit unless you get into PS3 homebrew.


d9a6e8 No.14470868

I absolutely love this series.

It's not a great game though. It's pretty much an interactive movie but it's one of the better interactive movies out there.


d08c64 No.14471089

>>14469679

It's a fun adventure-game with some puzzles and combat. Like an easier Tomb Raider basically. First one is the best one though, especially the ending levels makes the game a whole lot more fun.


d08c64 No.14471092

>>14470691

The second one was shit. Shitty adventure, shitty story.


32b0b8 No.14471111

File: 007e4f91c7f0f64⋯.jpg (62.77 KB, 593x960, 593:960, ram.jpg)

>>14470345

Say that shit to my face faggot.


ab80c6 No.14471137

File: 31cb6f259a4037a⋯.jpg (158.98 KB, 1082x1080, 541:540, 1454973407537.jpg)

>(1) and done reddit OP

Just checking these out.

>>14469777

>>14469800

>>14471111


39d5ca No.14471182

>>14469679

(1)

>>14469777

Do you think (1) & done templates straight from cuckchan deserve bumps?


3dc8e1 No.14471220

>>14470868

Why do you like it?


9d96e8 No.14471225


183c4d No.14471741

1-3 were really dull. They look unbelievable but the gameplay put me to sleep. For some reason I found 4 much better, while most of the fans say they didn't care for that one as much.


8767d2 No.14478248

Interactive movies can be fun sometimes.


976829 No.14481271

First game is good, heard the second one is awesome. Go play it, Anon!


39c2e3 No.14481430

>>14469679

Imagine a Tomb Raider legend more on rails, with awesome levels. That after every jumping segment, turns into a sniper city forcing you into cover.

And you're hitscanned as soon as you peek from cover, making it basically like an oxigen meter.


6af2f7 No.14482877

File: cdfab5232381bfb⋯.jpg (51.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, uc2chloe.jpg)

This is /v/, where no one likes anything. Here's an on-topic response. I like them, they're extremely linear but if you like adventure movies and gunplay they're enjoyable. The CQC mechanics improve as the series progresses. The higher difficulties are hard as balls because the enemies use much more aggressive tactics and spawn in higher numbers. You can blow through the first 3 in a weekend. The PS3 versions are dirt cheap used, and the PS4 remaster collection isn't too pricey either. Part 4 finally gets around to implementing the same grappling hook mechanic that Lara Croft had in Tomb Raider Anniversary 10 years earlier; has a decent story that fills in the gaps about Nate's past and wraps up his adventuring days.

There's a fifth one, but I haven't played it so I can't tell you anything about it. I'm sort of annoyed that they focused it around Chloe and the black chick from 4. Not even Chloe's ass can overcome the twin poisons of (((feminism))) and (((diversity))).


e73c3e No.14482883

>>14469679

1 is ok

2 is good

3 is meh

4 dont even try


ce25f1 No.14488916

File: 99bf66b2c73a6f9⋯.webm (1.03 MB, 840x720, 7:6, Disdain.webm)

>>14482877

How the fuck do honestly think the gameplay is enjoyable? It's a fucking third person halo. Seriously that fucking game ruined shooters as a whole for over a fucking decade.


feba58 No.14488940

>>14488916

Halo was a mistake.

You are correct, the gameplay was middle of the road boring and repetitive. The visuals were nice for the time, and the best part of the game was finding the artifacts and pretending that there was some value to it.


65a806 No.14489350

>>14469679

Just get them OP. They're decent, but casual as fuck.


abb343 No.14489369

File: 9d78eb76ce7cab8⋯.jpg (14.78 KB, 200x365, 40:73, 9d78eb76ce7cab8982f1577ffd….jpg)

File: 3f9766c112ae283⋯.jpg (222.53 KB, 700x807, 700:807, 3f9766c112ae2837aeae002b3b….jpg)

>>14469679

Pirate it at least Сука


65a806 No.14489498

>>14471220

Sully became my dad when I disowned my dad.


99a620 No.14489551

File: 6818a9a3e8e21d2⋯.webm (6.58 MB, 720x404, 180:101, uncharted.webm)


657511 No.14489585

I unironically like the first Uncharted as a guilty pleasure as an interactive movie that borderlines on actually being a video game. All the rest are "better" from a technical standpoint but lack the heart. Non are actually good video games. If you don't want to play it just watch the chipcheezum uncharted LP.


1e9870 No.14489703

File: 11751c3b633ea8c⋯.jpg (87.44 KB, 625x470, 125:94, 1469613534622.jpg)


86dd78 No.14489705

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14489369

Finally someone else posted it

Slav memes truly are something


112bdc No.14489986

File: 55ec88f8d714e39⋯.jpg (123.27 KB, 652x869, 652:869, e0d84e6f39e15aab9aed3e9e9e….jpg)

>>14469777

>criticizes other people for not bumping shit threads

>proceeds to bump shit threads


462607 No.14490026

>>14489784

you post gay console war shit?


39c2e3 No.14490094

>>14489784

>criticizes other people posts

>posts console war reddit shit

I bet you've never played anything older than 2010


cc3535 No.14490129

File: 8fc73a425ab8bdb⋯.png (185.79 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, get off this site.png)


abb343 No.14490150

File: fce424108c5c375⋯.jpg (197.26 KB, 1124x1024, 281:256, kot.jpg)

>>14489767

>>14489784

slavic menes are great


8c5924 No.14491624

If you're going to give them a try just don't touch uncharted 4. I can say that there are aspects about 1-3 i unironically enjoyed despite the game being pretty casual but uncharted 4 is absolute unfun garbage with none of the charm of the previous titles because naughty dog neutered themselves after TLOU


c51ca3 No.14491756

File: 43df1dbb0b39477⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.64 KB, 798x482, 399:241, boobb3b.jpg)

>>14469800

Uncharted is shit, I wish I had just watched it on youtube rather than playing it myself.


279d8d No.14492313

File: 7f12a0b44867f5c⋯.gif (2.02 MB, 500x500, 1:1, 28f563f97e59afd170f65afa39….gif)

>>14469800

heh boob


0265a0 No.14493385

>my comment got removed by assblasted mods

top jej


0265a0 No.14498443


c197bd No.14499139

File: fbd348de4ff531f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 562.35 KB, 900x918, 50:51, Milk_lines.jpg)

File: 2e62ec4c518d09c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 38.46 KB, 598x450, 299:225, 3xz2ouKgeeiwkT3N26gHpkgjlg….jpg)

>>14491756

>Add a third tit

>They just stick it in the middle rather than stacking the vertically down the abdomen, following milk lines

This bugs the hell out of me for some reason.

Reminder that about 1 in 50 women, and about 1 in 100 men have at least three nipples.


f1c814 No.14499151

>>14499139

You couldn’t be more retarded with those numbers.


fa8f44 No.14499163

>>14491756

Is that Eccentrica Gallumbits?


0823a6 No.14499198

>>14499139

>>14499151

Kikepedia says 1 in 18 people, but everywhere else is saying 1 in 1000 or more.


3dc8e1 No.14499255

File: 2fb3cf5e7eae996⋯.png (92.86 KB, 223x226, 223:226, ClipboardImage.png)


0265a0 No.14499332

File: 6bdbd52e16f4a19⋯.png (551.47 KB, 964x912, 241:228, 1494316944951.png)

>>14499139

>>14491756

What the fuck…


4d77ea No.14499352

It's honestly one of the most boring games I have ever played.

Retards like it because of the story but the game play is

>Walk around/climb around which consists of literally just pressing forward on the control stick and maybe X every now and then

or

>The most generic and boring cover based shooting you have ever played


4d77ea No.14499360

>>14489551

Why are these the only popular reviewers that actually care about gameplay?


94fb3b No.14499369

>>14482877

>I'm sort of annoyed that they focused it around Chloe and the black chick from 4.

I haven't played that DLC (and never will, especially after Uncharted 4) but I hope Druckmann didn't turn Chloe into a lesbian.


2cb66c No.14499370

>>14469679

>good cinematics

then watch it on youtube.

you clearly don't like actually playing video games.


423168 No.14508267

Uncharted is great and you should try it out. It's only anti-Sony shills and butthurt PCucks that dislike it.


6f5a14 No.14508275

They are casual trash but still fun as fuck


423168 No.14508640

>>14508275

You're casual trash.


c3deff No.14508701

File: f5d7be3262866c5⋯.webm (7.61 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, gaming press.webm)

>>14499360

Red Letter Media is already known for shitting on movies, so it was easy for them start also shitting on games in the same way.

Their better then most popular reviewers, but their still not perfect.

When they reviewed Bayonetta they when on for 5 mins on how the combos strings were too long and that needing dodge enemy attacks would reset your combo making the longer ones useless, and neither of them knew that Dodge Offset was in the game and is used for exactly this purpose.


423168 No.14508709

>>14508701

E-celeb shit belongs on >>>/tv/.


7570fa No.14508795

Has Uncharted finally gotten old enough that /v/ will accept it's a great series?


b98920 No.14508846

File: 79b61b7eab912ae⋯.jpg (932.82 KB, 4558x4542, 2279:2271, harold stares at you like ….jpg)

>>14508275

>fun as fuck is some combination of:

<watching a cutscene

<holding a button

<holding a stick


913806 No.14508879

You're not gonna get very far with emulation right now. RPCS3 is making good progress but it's not there yet.

Grab a softmoddable PS3 and look into pirating them.


f79f6d No.14508992

>>14469679

it's fun for one playthrough… and only one

shooting and plataforming are competent enough, play it on hard if regenerating health anoys you, you will usually die in 2 shoots, the game is linear as fuck though, you may have some fun finding all collectibles

as for stealth and combat…

combat is the same shit that Arkham games, attackattackattackcounterattackattackattack…

and stealth is mostly trial and error, there is an order in wich to take down enemies unseen, and if you mess it up it's shooting time

if you can get it on the cheap or if it's not much trouble to get it to run well in an emulator go right ahead, you'll have a fun afternon, if not, go youtube one of those movies they made with relevant gameplay segments and all the cutscenes, it's a fun rollercoaster ride


ade872 No.14509025

>>14499139

>womyn could mutate to have bagina nipples

What black magic is this?


fa8f44 No.14509246

>>14508872

PCucks leave.


b98920 No.14509258

>>14509246

It's easy to emulate PS3/PS4 games, just use youtube.com


fa8f44 No.14509275

>>14509257

>>14509258

Go play your 800th pixelshit indie game while we play actual games on 'inferior' consoles.


855514 No.14509282

>>14509246

It's actually pretty true. I only own a PS4 for Yakuza and BB family member gave it to me thankfully. Everything else is just trash


101c31 No.14509947

>>14469697

Or what?


101c31 No.14509948

>>14508879

It's a great time to buy a cheap second-hand PS3 in general.


a57ad0 No.14510492

>>14510485

These and the meme mexican memes need more facial variety. It's why people are so sick of them already, prior wojacks had variety, and even stuff like pepe had multiple facial expressions. This is all just low tier low effort shit. That being said, a true gentleman pirates and hacks everything regardless of console or PC


f5a20f No.14510500

>>14469679

My brother bought me 1+2 for christmas one year and I played them in a begrudging sort of way

The shooting part is well done in the sense that everything acts like you would think it should, but they don't do anything with it. I never felt pressed playing it and there's always long ass cutscenes, stupid walking conversations.

Also the endings are asspulls.


e9fdc5 No.14514690

>>14510492

Don't argue with the soyboy posters anon they'll never understand.

>>14509948

You should always buy hardware one generation behind.


e9fdc5 No.14514696

>>14508709

RLM have long been a confirmed and accepted part of /v/'s board culture newfag.

>>14482883

This is a fairly good list but I'd say 3 is worth a shot.


74a5ae No.14514728

>>14514696

>I'd say 3 is worth a shot.

I would agree but it's fair to warn that the setpiece design makes it fairly obvious where combat's going to take place well before it happens

Loved the burning manor though


e9fdc5 No.14514740

>>14514728

It also doesn't play well after you're already finished it once since you know the big cinematic moments are coming and they lose most of their impact but it's still good.


b3c984 No.14514811

File: d0a7d3fdcb8ff27⋯.jpg (68.25 KB, 680x600, 17:15, average sony customer.jpg)

>>14509275

>actual games

Chess is indeed an actual game.

>>14514690

>You should always buy hardware one generation behind.

This anon gets it. Don't bother remasters. Buy old cheap consoles and hack the shit out of them.


c197bd No.14515051

File: 5f06f69a3b16887⋯.jpg (104.18 KB, 592x814, 8:11, 5f06f69a3b16887c009b4ae892….jpg)

>>14508872

You forgot one in that little template.

Or are we just ignoring the good games?


919982 No.14515855

>>14508872

Correlation =/= causation.


919982 No.14515856

>>14510492

Or just ban them outright.


531d2c No.14516455

>>14515855

In this particular instance it's more than mere correlation though: when a product is this successful it really does influence other games.


891671 No.14516488

>>14516455

You can't blame Uncharted for the shitty imitations that came afterwards and you certainly can't claim that makes it a worse game. It's a classic for a reason.


891671 No.14516493

>>14499139

Someone spoiler this filth.


531d2c No.14516747

>>14516488

It's not a classic and it would have been almost instantly forgotten if it wasn't an exclusive.


9f1eee No.14517016

File: b109d871c4913c2⋯.jpg (47.12 KB, 501x543, 167:181, b109d871c4913c2fa006054cad….jpg)

>>14508872

If I actually cared about the past God of War games, I'd be pretty mad at what they've done with the new one. That said, it's pretty amusing that they'd make it look like a generic me-too cinematic experience game that are already in abundance on the PS4, instead of making it in the style of the previous games, which there is a lack of on the PS4.


1812df No.14517578

>>14517016

God of War type games don't sell to women.


531d2c No.14518553

>>14517578

It's more likely they're worried about parents not buying it for their kiddies.


c197bd No.14518643

File: e2b618f7d92f50d⋯.png (176.46 KB, 251x300, 251:300, 501px-sphinx__oedipus.png)

>>14518553

>It's more likely they're worried about parents not buying it for their kiddies.

I still think it's because God of War is 13 years old now, and the guys who played it when they were 15 are now getting close to their 30's and starting families - as well as getting older with less time to play games because of real life commitments, so what few skills they might have had are now gone along with their youthful reflexes that let them spam by the earlier games. So, the obvious choice is to make Kratos a slow old man with a kid so that players will "identify" more with the character that's "grown with them". The 25-35 demographic absolutely seems to be the market they're aiming for with this.


1e478c No.14518854

Ignore the hate OP. Despite being overly cinematic, the Uncharted series are still consistently the best action games in recent memory.


3dc8e1 No.14518907

>>14518854

>Ignore the hate OP

Eh, I don't mind.


531d2c No.14518979

>>14518854

>>14518907

Honestly while I don't like the series I can see I was wrong now and the thread didn't deserve to get shit up just for being a game a lot of people on /v/ didn't like. There are few threads on /v/ with actual discussion right now. I'm sorry for dubsposting.


531d2c No.14518983

>>14518643

It's funny to see media do that like how the Harry Potter films tried to make themselves edgier and darker as time went on


84f950 No.14519022

>>14469679 (OP)

1 is a pretty standard early 7th gen third person shooter. It's okay, but it hasn't aged very well and has been mostly outdone by 2 and 4. The part towards the end where it turns into a horror game for a few chapters is still fun, though.

2 is good.

3 is garbage.

4 is the best in almost every way, including in terms of stealth, shooting, level design, melee, gameplay variety and platforming (which finally has more to it than just occasionally pressing X with very lenient timing). However, it doesn't really get started until chapter 4, the lack of any supernatural elements is disappointing and the additions to platforming are severely underused.

2, 3 and 4 all have good multiplayer but 2's is/was the best.


d79a37 No.14519164

>>14508872

Hey, I made this OC on 4chan.


462607 No.14519213

File: e88ffaac08c3014⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 305.54 KB, 990x1146, 165:191, denuvod.jpg)

>>14519164

it's pretty good bait, just the right amount of honest and dishonest to get the (you's) you need.


531d2c No.14520001

>>14519213

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting though and that includes bait.


462607 No.14520015

>>14520001

it's not ironic shitposting, it's deliberate shitposting to provide disinfo and use memes to propagate itself as truth.


531d2c No.14520136

>>14520015

Well whatever it still shits up the board.


2386e8 No.14521519

>>14519213

Spoiler this filth.


531d2c No.14522690

>>14521519

>It actually got spoilered

Impressive.


462607 No.14522702

>>14522690

>>14521519

fight me mark, I'll twist your moobs


531d2c No.14524671

>>14522702

Lewds should be spoilered anon I browse this shit on the bus sometimes.


ae06dd No.14524683

There should be porn of elena and her daughter


531d2c No.14524910

>>14524683

There almost certainly is already. It would be a shame if somebody posted it and some degenerate fapped to it.


891671 No.14525993

File: 4828e84a7cd204c⋯.png (30.23 KB, 300x100, 3:1, mark_ginger_fight.png)

>>14524910

>It would be a shame if somebody posted it and some degenerate fapped to it.

Nothing suspicious here.

>>14522690

It's a good thing.

>>14489585

I know what you mean Uncharted 1 has a more raw feel to it where you can feel the devs wanting to try something new.

>>14522702

Are you that ginger he was going to fight?


a14936 No.14526019

>>14525993

>anon calls mark a pussy

>give me your address so I can kick your ass

>gives anon a 1 day ban

>yeah you better not reply, pussy

Mark buy a plane ticket with your jew money to New Zealand so I can kick your ass.


531d2c No.14526477

File: dea256edb2220ab⋯.jpeg (228.05 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mark_fighting_tactics.jpeg)

>>14526019

>Fight Mark

>He just up and fucking eats you

Good luck m8, try not to look too much like a cake.


f5ffab No.14526484

>>14526477

Stop being a cakeboy.


531d2c No.14527270

>>14526484

Or what?


9dcf6f No.14531276

>>14518553

Well true.

>>14518643

>I still think it's because God of War is 13 years old now, and the guys who played it when they were 15 are now getting close to their 30's and starting families - as well as getting older with less time to play games because of real life commitments, so what few skills they might have had are now gone along with their youthful reflexes that let them spam by the earlier games. So, the obvious choice is to make Kratos a slow old man with a kid so that players will "identify" more with the character that's "grown with them". The 25-35 demographic absolutely seems to be the market they're aiming for with this.

This type of stuff fucking ruins series and eventually kills them because new people can't get into it if they didn't 'grow' along with the characters.


531d2c No.14532349

>>14531276

>This type of stuff fucking ruins series and eventually kills them because new people can't get into it if they didn't 'grow' along with the characters.

Yeh that's what I was meaning with Harry Potter.


44b819 No.14533556

>>14532349

Harry Potter was always cucked though now that Hermione is officially black it's unacceptably so.

>>14508872

Bullshit Uncharted 1 was a great game. Everything since has been worthless though.


531d2c No.14536026

>>14533556

>that Hermione is officially black it's unacceptably so.

Reminder she was actually played by a nigress in that stage show.


ce9178 No.14538501

File: 54c47fe58a82133⋯.gif (1.25 MB, 200x163, 200:163, 54c47fe58a82133e6983310194….gif)

File: 92a41088cb11082⋯.png (252.08 KB, 584x362, 292:181, ydtfhdtyfhtuutffttufu.PNG)

>>14499139

ARMPIT MILK

This will be the new fetish of 2018.


588988 No.14539267

>>14538501

>This will be the new fetish of 2018.

I'm ok with this.


86c9a7 No.14539304

>>14499139

Well… it's not that surprising given that a lot of mammals have more than 2 teats


51282e No.14539710

File: 44cc1888616e65f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.16 KB, 600x320, 15:8, Titty Toes.jpg)

File: 73eb88384908d43⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 33.44 KB, 634x379, 634:379, article-2595223-1CC4C81D00….jpg)

File: 39f35669366189b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 137.92 KB, 675x900, 3:4, I have transcended.jpg)

>>14539304

The odd thing is, they only generally follow milk lines - but supernumerary nipples can appear anywhere on the body. There's no accompanying mammory tissues, so you can't milk them, but little thing like that have never stopped a good fetish artist.


088056 No.14539736

Although the games have some decent puzzles, everything else is quite unremarkable. Third person cover shooting with bullet sponge enemies that is interspersed between QTE set pieces and a shitload of movies.


80a32b No.14539749

File: d47da621698781a⋯.jpg (32.33 KB, 342x328, 171:164, ratboy.jpg)

>>14539710

>nipple on the foot

oh my fuck


dd0845 No.14539753

File: 260b59e2ff1e8be⋯.jpg (27.83 KB, 486x309, 162:103, lelz.jpg)

>>14539749

Imagine having a nipple on your dick Lol


b77397 No.14539756

>>14539749

although i suspect its a shop, if true it must have been impossible to walk, if so much as a stiff or shitty shirt can cause rashes on your nipples now imagine walking over nipples, it would be unbearable, it would have to be removed with surgery at a young age


509722 No.14540654

Even if Uncharted is an interactive movie, it's still better than Indiana Jones.


531d2c No.14541265

>>14540654

And nu-TR


795ce4 No.14541682

File: 5f35666882570fb⋯.png (946.42 KB, 912x905, 912:905, 1448306084570.png)

>Pcucks for years:

Le interactive movie le shit game

>Pcucks when they can only just now emulate a 2007 game in 2018

10/10 breddy gud

"Name a better third person shooter than Uncharted"

>Pcucks:

"………."

>being a Pcuck

>going on living


e786a0 No.14541908

I recently played the first one after getting hold of a PS3. I liked it, I think it makes up in presentation what it lacks in gameplay. The story isn't half bad either, but it takes a really retarted turn towards the end that diminishes it somewhat.

Overall, I'd rate it a 6 or 7.


ce9178 No.14543146

File: eabafa9b4f8a639⋯.jpg (40.42 KB, 500x478, 250:239, f7fa4ef51dfc50866d2cbf75f7….jpg)

>>14539753

>Having a dick with titties


65a806 No.14548437

>>14499332

Never seen Total Recall? It's the best movie ever made.


b26c08 No.14548531

>>14539753

Imagine shitting from it


51282e No.14549388

File: 75fae9c4b4328fb⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 824.26 KB, 1032x1400, 129:175, Will you open the mystery ….png)

>>14543146

>Having a dick with titties

Coincidentally, anon, you might be interested in this fine quality artistic rendering.


c69842 No.14549479

>>14469679

Only play Uncharted 2


279fbb No.14554372

>>14469733

Do you know what you even recommended?


91362b No.14554531

File: 7ce86ea2ba78e01⋯.jpg (34.86 KB, 640x480, 4:3, DK3ccffXUAEM1u2.jpg)

>>14482877

>download uncharted 1 since cfw´ed ps3

>repetitive gameplay

>generic plot

>puzzles that take less than 30 seconds to do

Definitely the game sonyniggers love and to be quite frankly i had more fun with escort mission with your infected loli than this garbage


531d2c No.14556322

>>14554531

>(2)

Console wars attempt.


462607 No.14556348

>>14550280

It looks weird and desperate when you need to name drop a ton of games like that in an entirely unrelated thread.


f698e6 No.14558222

File: f412e87bb326a72⋯.jpg (9.74 KB, 199x255, 199:255, dubsbenis.jpg)

Unchart these dubs


1dc36f No.14558230

File: a49dc60de72adcf⋯.jpg (35.98 KB, 600x800, 3:4, at rest.jpg)

>>14558222

nice digits


f698e6 No.14558245

File: 9da31bfe420bbde⋯.jpg (177.36 KB, 880x1262, 440:631, dubs.jpg)

Be amazed as I roll again and get some fantastic digits.


91362b No.14558657

File: 4b0b1dd07e0e9ee⋯.jpg (13.93 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 8e75d7c8a575a3633b83994ed0….jpg)

>>14556322

>muh console wars


1e9870 No.14558755

File: 89426fa25785c38⋯.gif (4.99 MB, 475x267, 475:267, 1466548848053.gif)

>>14558222

>Gets trips

>No sage

>Fucks up 2nd roll


feba58 No.14559560

>>14469679

If you want your character to be hanging off a cliff every few chapters and only you can save him by pressing the right buttons at the right time, this is your game. For everyone else who plays it, it is a bunch of collecting interesting trinkets from ancient tribes and shooting the same five characters over and over again while you admire the skill of the background artists who make the game look great.


891671 No.14560837

>>14558657

Ignore the cuckchanners.


44b819 No.14561075

>>14559560

t. hasn't played the game


e9fdc5 No.14561206

>>14558657

The halfchan invasion is here I'm afraid.


c3deff No.14561292

File: 0fdac268b7e1e79⋯.webm (1.4 MB, 478x360, 239:180, Tumor-syphilis-itis-osis.webm)

>>14539710

>3rd pic


2386e8 No.14561336

>>14522690

Well shit didn't expect that.


588988 No.14563510

>>14561206

ban them on site then


ac3222 No.14564702

>>14469679

Just watch it on youtube.


7dd85e No.14564883

>>14469679

It's a Sony exclusive, and the PS3's processor was cell-based, so personally I'm not sure it would emulate that well on PC, but yeah, you can basically just watch it on Youtube unless you're a trophy whore and want to collect them.


4f3233 No.14564891

>>14499139

I have 5/6 nipples, it's horrible.


531d2c No.14568143


9dcf6f No.14568648

>>14564883]

Why wouldn't it emulate well?


ca6c7c No.14568749

>>14564891

On the internet no one knows you're a dog.


919982 No.14568865

>>14568648

No good reason original hardwarefags are just defensive.


8c4590 No.14568936

>>14543146

>Putting your dick between Tifa's tits suddenly doesn't sound so weird


8c4590 No.14568937

>>14568936

Fuck - non-retarded slip

>Putting your tits between tifa's dicks


a7fabc No.14571655

>>14568749

Underrated post.


b20a10 No.14572329

>>14469679

No, just don't. I thought it was great until I got to the underground area and saw the stupid mutants, then it was all ruined. Somehow seeing such a sci fi thing in an otherwise mundane game made it seem so generic.


411bb3 No.14574682

>>14572329

You have shit taste.


531d2c No.14578521

>>14568937

Great work fampai.


e9fdc5 No.14580196

>>14578521

>>>/cuckv/


2386e8 No.14583386

>>14578521

>fampai

Stop the niggerspeak.


3f69ea No.14583399

>>14469784

I got the uncharted collection for free as a christmas gift and i never played it.


c1322e No.14583460

>>14518643

>the guys who played it when they were 15 are now getting close to their 30's and starting families

>in the same boat

>just let my kid play the ps2 trilogy because they are children and therefore will play most games put in their face because they are children

Nothing like creating a new generation of shitlords.


3583a0 No.14583468

File: 62cb48e9af85ec5⋯.jpg (30.1 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 62c.jpg)

File: ae8a2f741f0faea⋯.jpeg (105.9 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Uncharted-Игры-Nathan-Dra….jpeg)

File: 4939123c2a23d17⋯.jpg (83.25 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 493.jpg)

File: af03e468c4060ad⋯.jpg (67.41 KB, 363x363, 1:1, af0.jpg)

>uncharted

проверьте мои номера


f262c5 No.14588810

>>14578521

Fuck off back to where you came from.


919982 No.14589251


588988 No.14589320

>>14583468

Nice try halfchan.


531d2c No.14593711


8ca05e No.14599527

>>14583468

Console wars belong on cuckv.

>>14583460

They're manchildren.


abb343 No.14603515

File: 7a6cd69fc6340d6⋯.jpg (63.84 KB, 736x736, 1:1, bosha.jpg)

>>14583468

)))))))


17cdfb No.14609492

File: 45a260d19f3502b⋯.png (10.09 KB, 170x170, 1:1, 20170000.png)

UnCharted is basically cinematics with quicktime events. Do NOT want…


531d2c No.14620263

>>14599527

>Console wars belong on cuckv.

This.


8ca05e No.14624264

>>14609492

Not an argument.


9dcf6f No.14624348

>>14583460

>the guys who played it when they were 15 are now getting close to their 30's and starting families

That's fucking terrifying.


44b819 No.14625313

>>14583399

Play it fag you'll like it.

>>14578521

>fampai

Spotted the cuckchanner.

>>14583468

Spam it all you like its still not true.


b33a94 No.14626185

>>14624348

Most of them probably had kids even younger too.


7c0fe1 No.14631165

>>14578521

>fampai


531d2c No.14638605

>>14631165

Sorry famalam.


101c31 No.14641099

File: 962b4e0980f0418⋯.png (100.63 KB, 489x256, 489:256, back_to_cuckchan.png)


b98920 No.14641128

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

Here you go, OP. Unlike everyone else, I'm here to help you play the game.


605b5a No.14643905

>>14469679

Shit game back to >>>/cuckchan/


7a73c6 No.14646779

>>14643905

Willing to bet you've not even played it.


541ac5 No.14646811

>playing

Just watch it on youtube as it is finest example of "cinematic experience" cancer out there, or simply be a man and play the three tomb raider games.


7a73c6 No.14649240

>>14646811

There are more than three Tomb Raider games though.


4e4f9e No.14649282

>>14641128

But how can he get the experience of playing crash bandicoot in the game if he doesn't buy it?


a1c4bc No.14651740

>>14649240

Only three good ones.


609b5b No.14657906

Did OP ever try the games?


531d2c No.14662229

>>14657906

Who knows?


46c4d5 No.14662241

>>14469679

It's been a MONTH

How has this shit thread not been deleted?


531d2c No.14666457

>>14662241

>just delete threads about games I don't like

This is a bad way to run a board.


938591 No.14666629

>>14666457

>game

You almost had a point.


ce4bf3 No.14666983

>>14666629

Uncharted is a game and frankly VNs are allowed so even if it wasn't the thread would be fine other than being about a shit game but you can't police taste.


46bacb No.14667103

>>14469679

>Is it a good idea to emulate it onto a PC?

You won't be able to play to the end that way but if you don't already have the required consoles for the older games I guess you could. They're still good investments with solid libraries though so just consider picking them up.


e9fdc5 No.14667396

>>14641128

Well at least you used hooktube.


3dc8e1 No.14667498

>>14662241

OP here and I too am wondering how this is still up here.


cb3eb3 No.14667516


6bdbe8 No.14673932

First the God of War threads now this.




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