ba4066 No.14335761
https://archive.is/LffUz
>28-year-old Chris Chalms couldn't resist the Switch when it was revealed. He knew he wanted to grab one when they became available, which is exactly what he did. Little did he know how the purchase would help him discover an impending medical issue.
>Whenever Chris would play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, he would feel a sharp pain in his right palm. This would only happen when playing on the Switch. The HD rumble implementation in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, specifically the sensation of picking up a coin, would cause Chris considerable pain. The pain got so bad that Chris stopped playing Switch altogether.
>This pain was enough to convince Chris to visit the doctor's office. While an initial visit didn't give Chris much information, a diagnosis would come once Chris noticed a bruise developing on his hand. Chris went back to the doctor and found out he had a tumor in his hand, which he is set to have removed this coming Monday.
Chris says it was the Switch that helped him discover the issue, and brought him to the doctor's office for more info. “I definitely believe that if it hadn’t been for the Switch I wouldn’t have gone to the doctors until the mark started to raise from my palm months later.”
So there we have it, the switch is literally saving peoples lives. What other consoles or video games have saved peoples lives in the past?
0a7a2c No.14335765
>>14335761
>Chris Chalms
>Chalms
oy vey
7cb6d4 No.14335767
>>14335761
Jerking off on PornHub could have alerted him to a tumor in his hand. PORNHUB SAVES LIVES
e565d0 No.14335773
I've been under a rock lately, what's with this connection between Nintendo and Soy?
7c9257 No.14335781
>>14335761
>he would feel a sharp pain in his right palm. This would only happen when playing on the Switch
BULLSHIT!
a0f99b No.14335785
>>14335773
It's a cuckchan meme that people actually saw a genuine connection to and liked, a broken clock is right twice a day.
dfad7c No.14335791
are they sure it wasn't wanker's cramp?
>>14335773
Recent synchronicity between virtue signalling hipsters that don't actually play games and nintendo switch system, being currently the most popular one out there.
Usually used by console warring faggots to attempt to skirt rule 8.
a0f99b No.14335796
>>14335791
>console warring faggots
Honestly, most of the people pushing the memes are simple trolls. What ever happened to simply calling them trolls?
c6d0db No.14335799
SOY-ENRICHED NUMALE BITCH
>HE BOUGHT A NINTENDO SWITCH
MOUTH AGAPE, WALLET RAPED
THICK-RIMMED GLASSES AND LIKES TO VAPE
BLUE CHECKMARK THAT VERIFIES
HE RENTED SPACE IN TRUMP'S REPLIES
SHOULD CHECK INTO A PSYCH WARD
FOR BUYING EIGHTY DOLLAR CARDBOARD
INDULGES IN POP CULTURE MERCH
AT LEAST HE'S NOT ANTHONY BURCH
0a597b No.14335801
>>14335796
b-but nintendo dindu nuffins
dfad7c No.14335806
>>14335796
What is console warring but symbiotic trolling? Honestly I doubt there is any real measurable difference
ff4fe7 No.14335819
>>14335803
>imagine being this butthurt over a meme
0a04c0 No.14335849
>>14335819
That's what happens when dealing with a switch bitch
7cb6d4 No.14335855
>>14335819
>give explanation
>LOL BUTTHURT
Further evidence that it belongs on cuckchan.
572697 No.14335858
>>14335773
nintendo sold a cardboard box for 80$ and soyboy numales, you know portland types with bushy beards and childish interests, latched onto it like flies to shit.
9a739b No.14335861
And to think not even two years ago a Nintendo licensed game was killing the unworthy in droves. What happened?
0bc3bf No.14335874
>>14335773
Cuckchan console war shitposting It's gone to a point where every console, every platform and every videogame is for Soyboys.
It's now ad hominem for anything they dislike.
They tried to spread their garbage here after being banned frok cuckchan for shitposting too hard.
f0081d No.14335880
>>14335761
>What other consoles or video games have saved peoples lives in the past?
I don't think it's considered "saving" a life, but there are cases where VR has helped people with phantom limb pain.
0bc3bf No.14335881
>>14335849
Switch Bitch you say?
69736d No.14335894
Sometimes i wish i have a tumor so i have a reason for my depression and hate of myself.
Sometimes
0bc3bf No.14335899
File: 22a3e2c22a6a0f2⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.64 MB, 1178x1080, 589:540, 2289449 - Amelia_N Miscon ….gif)

11ac2c No.14335907
>>14335761
>picking up a coin, would cause Chris considerable pain.
Truly leftists are deadly allergic to any form of success.
0bc3bf No.14335914
File: fa07c9997038655⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 682.18 KB, 904x1310, 452:655, Switch Chan the Broken Wa….webm)

771a5f No.14335946
IT seems like just yesterday the big N was giving people terminal migraines with this machine. Now they are curing cancer. Guess the saying holds true, "If ya wanna make an omlette…"
b6dcef No.14335957
>specifically the sensation of picking up a coin, would cause Chris considerable pain
>
3
132d83 No.14335964
>>14335803
I didn't even know it was linked to a specific console I just thought people noticed that numales take pictures with mouth agape all the time. Last time I saw it used was comparing Kingdom Come's launch celebration photo to No Man's Sky's.
950665 No.14335971
>>14335761
The PS3 has cured several forms of cancer
folding@home, later rebranded on the system as Life With Playstation, is a Stanford project to study protein folding with cloud computing (finally an accurate use of the term)
Within a week of its debut on the PS3, the cumulative PS3 workload accomplishment had exceeded the PC workload since its inception. And they just kept going
7cb6d4 No.14335977
>>14335964
>numales take pictures with mouth agape all the time
It's their version of the duckface that women do. Indicative of pathetic attention seeking.
11ac2c No.14335986
>>14335977
They live, if you can call it that, in a state of perpetual irony. If they ever felt or expressed a genuine emotion, it would actually kill them.
0bc3bf No.14335991
>>14335964
What pisses me on the NuMaleSky pic is that the chubster pretending to drink from the bottle has his eyes fixed on the camera.
You're supposed to be looking up when doing that for it to be successfuly quirky in normalfagville.
Looking at the camera just makes him look like an attention seeking autist.
7c9257 No.14335994
>>14335964
>selfie
aside from that, second picture looks ok.
c3050a No.14335997
>>14335849
what's the sauce of that pic?
2b8782 No.14336006
>>14335819
>Anon explainbs
>Lol you're butthurt
I think the butthurt one is you anon since you got so fucking defensive over it.
99d3d5 No.14336045
>>14335849
My god that had better be a boy
bd2059 No.14336058
>>14335761
now we just have to find a way to help switch owners discover the dick in their ass.
a569ce No.14336067
>>14335997
Got your back, anon. Though strangely I've never seen this one by the artist, despite the style matching to a T.
https://e621.net/post/index/1/jijis-waifus
9e6089 No.14336074
>>14336006
He explained his butthurt.
caf2a9 No.14336080
>>14335803
>soyboy this salty over a fucking meme
Calm your fucking tits faggot
t. person who owns more nintendo shit than anything else except maybe PC
7b4024 No.14336082
>>14336038
>>14336074
Here come the autistic cuckchanners.
7b4024 No.14336085
7c79f1 No.14336096
>>14335991
You can be sure that the bottle is not opened or else the fag would have choked.
9e6089 No.14336105
>>14336082
What if we mixed the memes from both opposing sides into one. You ready? Here it comes.
SOYCHANNERS
caf2a9 No.14336115
>>14336082
>>14336085
>everyone who makes fun of my overpriced tablet is a cuckchanner
wew
7b4024 No.14336126
File: a2b4daa17a55454⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 64.9 KB, 627x421, 627:421, a2b4daa17a5545484531c2fd06….jpg)

>>14336105
>>14336115
It's not even worth a meaningful reply really.
caf2a9 No.14336127
>>14336122
>not nu male's soy
acceptable, but lost potential
11ac2c No.14336131
>>14336105
Honestly, I'd be willing to use that once in a while.
caf2a9 No.14336140
>>14336126
>meaningful replies
>in a shitposting thread
>and yet he's still butthurt about nintendo and the soy meme enough to respond
you really aren't very bright are you
c6c64d No.14336150
>>14335803
>>14335858
>>14336038
>>14336120
>pushing console wars instead of discouraging it
you're all gay.
932205 No.14336183
>>14336150
>making fun of a console/product and not taking sides is console war
>partaking in shitty innocuous meme is console war
nah, shit rhetoric and consoles are less relevant than ever here, why get offended over it
c6c64d No.14336200
>>14336183
Anon you don't set out bug bombs when your house is completely infested, you break them out once the first signs start showing up.
the switch is a pretty dumb console though tbh
caf2a9 No.14336201
>>14336183
because Mark bought a Switch so everything that makes fun of current year Nintendo is a samefag console warring cuckchanner
7b4024 No.14336205
>>14336183
>>14336196
Don't forget to cry bitch tears on /sudo/ after getting banned for spamming cuckchan memes.
caf2a9 No.14336212
>>14336200
>bug bombs
Those don't work at all though
>>14336205
>cuckchan memes
Point me to a single one that's been posted in this thread, I don't see a wojack or an open-mouth meme anywhere in this thread, or is merely the idea of soyboys liking Nintendo a cuckchan meme?
c6c64d No.14336225
>>14336212
It's a metaphor for mods
caf2a9 No.14336227
>>14336225
those don't work at all though
932205 No.14336233
>>14336205
>post twice
>in shitposting thread
>it's spam
woah
24bc54 No.14336236
>>14335899
This is the only acceptable Switchtan.
6c62c7 No.14336237
>>14336225
>lazorchef will never finish his Loreille series
caf2a9 No.14336240
>>14336236
Where's the ara faggot
69736d No.14336247
>>14336236
Oh hey that shit,wonder where that faggot went off to.
44674a No.14336274
>>14335773
>not posting the most important one
132d83 No.14336281
>>14336274
I think this video is staged.
caf2a9 No.14336300
>>14336281
Nah, there was posts showing his mangled up ear last time that was posted, he'd have to go to really far lengths to fake that as a rando twitter hipster
8c53ef No.14336302
>>14336281
i think you're wrong.
caf2a9 No.14336314
>>14336303
time for this shit thread to get even shittier
132d83 No.14336315
>>14336300
No not the cat attacking him the part before where he is acting like a faggot. Now you can make the argument that him just acting like a faggot makes him one, and you would be correct though. Not to mention that storm trooper thing by the tree also confirms that.
caf2a9 No.14336324
>>14336315
>acting like a faggot
that's common among them though. It doesn't really make a difference because he's being a faggot for different reasons, one is being that legitimately excited for a nogames console and the other is attention whoring on twitter about it, I guess he could be staging it though
c6c91a No.14336365
>>14336120
>>14336150
Christ alive, you cocksucking moderators. Have you ever heard of a fucking joke? I report consolewar shit, not engage in it. Mother of god, you stupid bastards.
24bc54 No.14336405
>>14336247
He was in a thread recently, said he fucked off of 8chan for a while after /loli/ went to hell.
>>14336274
c6c64d No.14336419
>>14336227
>that's_the_joke.png
737ef6 No.14336430
>>14335777 (checked)
>ancient meme gets lucky trips
Hmmm
7cb6d4 No.14336434
>>14336150
If you call out consolewar faggots and the idiocy they contribute for what it is they just start posting "OMG SO MAD! LOL BUTTHURT! U MAD?" accompanied with old tired insults. It is genuinely like reading a cuckchan thread.
I had hoped I escaped this garbage years ago when abandoning cuckchan, but after the influx of nu-wojak it's the exact same shit here. 8/v/ needs chemo. It's quickly losing any vibe that the posters aren't literal children.
0efb07 No.14336440
>>14336430
Rouletto the chance!
8e197e No.14336444
Why wouldn\t soyboy loves the switchw? it's literally marketed to these hipster trash types.
caf2a9 No.14336447
>>14336434
Mark can't decide whether people bullying cuckchanners is enough or them actually taking efforts to go after them. I'll give a hint, he prefers the route with less work for him This place will continue to go to shit as long as this continues.
Also
>call out the consolewar faggots and the idiocy
calling people who make fun of Nintendo "sonyggers" is not calling out consolewar faggots, its literally just engaging in console wars because you're butthurt
efd546 No.14336460
>>14336122
only pornstars can do the face right
caf2a9 No.14336463
>>14336460
Fuck are you talking about, those look fucking grotesque
7cb6d4 No.14336489
>>14336447
I stated
>they just start posting "OMG SO MAD! LOL BUTTHURT! U MAD?"
and then you do that exact thing.
People who post this shit are sonyggers. Calling them what they are is a factual statement. The source of nu-wojak is a sonygger. The source of the soy-tendo memes is a sonygger. These are factual statements. Facts are not butthurt, they have no emotion attached to them. They're just facts. The emotion is attributed to those facts by sonyggers who are desperate to trigger butthurt so they just pretend it exists where it doesn't. They were a colossal problem on cuckchan years ago and remain so. They are coming here to attempt to stir shit by just slapping "soy" and "nu-male" onto memes and insults they were using years ago. If you had lurked enough all these years you'd recognize it as the same people with the same pattern of behavior.
465c58 No.14336510
>>14336489
>People who post this shit are sonyggers.
I actually own a soytendo bitch and even i think you're full of shit. Though admittedly i bought it open box at a good discount, so maybe i haven't chugged enough soy to make me see all the soyniggers you're seeing.
caf2a9 No.14336511
>>14336489
>slapping soy and nu-male unto memes and insults they were using years ago
except soyboy and nu-make were insults that originated here faggot, they eventually spread to cuckchan because of the crossposters and twitter users here (at least that's my theory)
>>they just start posting "OMG SO MAD! LOL BUTTHURT! U MAD?"
and then you do that exact thing.
No, I read your ID and saw your earlier posts, you didn't do shit to "call out consolewars".
>source of soy-tendo memes is a sonygger
where's the proof?
>nu-wojak is a sonygger
This one I can believe because I was in the labo threads. That was a single autist from cuckchan.
>They're just facts
Nah, you're claiming them as facts because it helps your argument but it doesn't help when you post no proof. I've been noticing everyone on twitter from metokur to nichegamer to mombot laughing at the soytendo memes, only in this place when Mark and the nintendrones get angry do accusations of cuckchan and sonyggers get thrown about, as if you can't hate nintendo without being a fanboy for sony
console wars is a problem on cuckchan and that's very obvious but shitting on companies has always been a thing here, and Nintendo isn't exempt from it, calling people sonyggers because there are sonyggers on cuckchan only promotes console wars bullshit here, unless again you actually show some proof that whatever memes they're using originated on cuckchan; if not, its just people shitting on Nintendo because under-fucking-standably there are people here who are fucking sick of Nintendo, Sony, AND Microsoft, you gigantic fucking faggot, just because Nintendo is the subject of one thread or at the current time because they do retarded shit like the Labo and the Switch doesn't mean people suddenly love fucking Sony here, or are you forgetting that even a cursory look at the PS3 threads that show up end up half-shitposted to death, just like the Switch threads here??
Fucking christ, get your head out of your ass
465c58 No.14336540
>>14336511
>s if you can't hate nintendo without being a fanboy for sony
>console wars is a problem on cuckchan
I'm going to tell you right now, Nintendrones calling anyone who shits on Nintendo products is labeled a sonydrone, sonigger, sonypony, etc. This is not a thing the jew overlord Mark started, this issomething that comes from even the pre-exodus cuckchan days. I don't know what it is about sony specifically that gets them to do autistic screeches, but the NIDF has always had it out for them.
b9d964 No.14336556
>>14336225
That's a manlet btw
af67c8 No.14336569
>>14336460
where do I get more of this
caf2a9 No.14336582
>>14336540
Some things never change I guess; as long as both companies are alive they will fight
80e796 No.14336587
>>14336281
The retardation was staged, but the cat didn't get it and bit him anyway. The cat part was not staged. Animals don't tolerate retardation even if staged.
7cb6d4 No.14336828
>>14336511
>>14336540
>sonyggers are a spook
This is leftypol-teir.
caf2a9 No.14336943
Also why is this thread still up
73e0a0 No.14336965
>>14336943
People cry about this place being Nintendogaf if it gets deleted.
caf2a9 No.14336979
>>14336965
not an excuse to leave shit threads up, people will always whine and most people already got their shitposts out of their systems, it should at least be bumplocked
1d4e8f No.14337014
>>14335881
Some people paid for these instead of looking online for it
caf2a9 No.14337018
>>14336992
they might like your low effort shitpost threads back on
>>>/cuckchan/
where they also don't have IDs, you'd fit in better there, learn to read
73e0a0 No.14337022
>>14336992
>yet threads constantly made to shill Bethesda products are ok because toddposting meme
f0081d No.14337028
>Thread opened about how video games can be used as a medical aid
>Reduced to soy and chan shitposting because it opens with Nintendo
Way to shit up another potentially decent thread you cuckchan faggot.
f0081d No.14337033
caf2a9 No.14337040
>>14337028
>potentially decent thread
>soy is literally in the title
You can't honestly be this retarded
>Thread opened about how video games can be used as a medical aid
Maybe you are, holy shit, this thread was never salvageable to begin with and if this is your idea of a "potentially decent thread" you need to go back to cuckchan as well, anyone can post retarded stories off of strange vidya news articles from the internet
849d7b No.14337050
>>14335773
It's a cuckchan console wars meme that got amplified by the "everything is degenerate" tryhards on cuck/pol/.
It wouldn't be so bad but there are retards that spam it to derail threads.
b38790 No.14337069
It was not "people".
It was a lowlife soyboy.
A "human" waste.
Too bad that it lived. It would be better dead.
55b25f No.14337071
I wonder if this soyboy meme is being spread by shitskins who can't afford a Switch.
f0081d No.14337072
>>14337040
>soy is literally in the title
Yeah, it's supposed to be a lighthearted jab at Nintendo, but consolewar faggots can't help but kill any discussion via shit flinging
>anyone can post retarded stories off of strange vidya news articles from the internet
You're right, but OP's post is supposed to spark discussion of the subject matter and similar topics. That's why there's a comment section and not an upboat system you attention whore. Take the big black cock you rode in on back to plebbit.
c16a6a No.14337079
>>14335769
You know, that computer is wrong. Coleco never made an all-in-one like that. This angular design resembles the Commodore PET instead.
caf2a9 No.14337090
>>14337072
>OP's post is supposed to spark discussion
No, it was meant to spark shitposting because the entire concept is retarded
>That's why there's a comment section and not an upboat system you attention whore. Take the big black cock you rode in on back to plebbit
>comment section
What are you even talking about faggot? Reddit has comments and upboats. This is an imageboard, not a comment section to a fucking article
fbd98e No.14337144
>>14337090
Its not a concept, its a real situation thats already happened and has a citation to boot. If you don't want to be a part of the discussion then there are plenty of other threads you could be shitting up. You're not as smart as you think you are.
1d4e9f No.14337520
Had to go see Mrs browns boys tonight, hate it and I had to keep a nasty fart at bay for almost an hour.
They fucking charged me $5 for a bottle of water
1d4e9f No.14337528
>>14337520
Fuck wrong thread
6cdf9c No.14337542
>>14335773
No fucking idea where this soyboy faggotry even came from. We used to call them faggots. I bet it comes from reddit, it reeks of their homophilia. Anyone who uses words with boy in them is likely a homophile.
d8dd83 No.14337543
>>14337144
Imagine being this defensive about toys.
9eb4d1 No.14337545
>>14335773
Blanket insult of the month, usually used by people projecting their own insecurities. See also: gay, autistic, cuckold…
6cdf9c No.14337549
>>14337545
Fuck off you gay autistic cuckold.
b73e65 No.14337577
>>14337545
Cuck is for raging faggots that literally do or would get cucked for being a spineless little bitch.
That's why it's so damaging. Autism is pointing out ridiculous obsession.
b73e65 No.14337617
>>14337545
>>14337577
Additionally, it's amazing for exposing retards illogically, unsuccessfully forcing it for liking yuri regardless of every difference between more cute and sexy anime girls that love each other instead or simply enjoying anything "too Japanese".
That's also why you see that pathetic shit, tryhard excuse of "fitting in" get deleted and banned often and easily.
a16828 No.14337641
File: eda4346a3528914⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 162.91 KB, 733x505, 733:505, eda4346a352891427758cd853a….jpg)

>>14336511
Numale started here, soyboy is cuckchan lingo.
>>14337050
>It's a cuckchan console wars meme that got amplified by the "everything is degenerate" tryhards on cuck/pol/.
Someone who get's it, they really post like rabid cuck/pol/ niggers, super agressive to anything and with no self awareness.
a16828 No.14337645
>>14337545
They're overused as all hell and cuck was a fucking plague when cuck/pol/ flooded this one in 2015, but at least it started out naturally instead of being pushed by a group of cuckchan niggers.
2b2aea No.14337655
>>14337545
I'd wordfilter 'soyboy' to 'cuck'. Not just for shit 'n giggles, but to hopefully get anons to realize you don't need to use the freshest meme of the month to fit in, and ask themselves why they are spamming soyboy instead of cuck like usual.
a16828 No.14337663
>>14337655
I'd rather keep it as it is so I can spot the newfaggots.
Same with normie which was also filtered to normalfag until last year.
67de98 No.14337680
>>14336274
Hero cat, overestimated the angle, could've been lethal.
>>14337545
cuck is such a powerful insult, it resonates deeply that being a spineless failure isn't a tolerable way of life despite participation award culture.
b73e65 No.14337688
0c1254 No.14337716
>>14335761
Speaking of soy boogie2998 made some good unintended soyboy OC
2ae0ea No.14337718
File: 2fef900bb838acf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 119.13 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 2fef900bb838acf95de8342ef3….jpg)

>>14335773
Its a popular gaming system that sold 13.5 million units and someone found 9 pictures of beta males acting like typical beta males, therefore all Nintendoddlers are inherently represented by these embarrassments to humanity.
3a845e No.14337725
>>14337718
it is mostly a nintendo phenomenon, no need to get so upset about patterns being recognized.
fccbfc No.14337747
Soyboy has being the perfect salt extractor, even more than cuck, low-t people are a joke.
Combining it with Nintendo, or any other console, has been a gift since it pretty much points out how 2007 was a blight overall
3a845e No.14337760
>>14337747
we don't have to stop with consoles
d91fa2 No.14337764
>>14335773
>>14335773
soyboys like children toys too much so there is naturally a connection between them and a childrens companies like nintendo. The only reason why is mark trying to ban it is because it hit too close to home.
fb966b No.14337791
let me post few pictures and watch as soyboys get so mad at them, claiming they are cancer, cuckchan etc. or another made up shit, while they are just making fun of a certain group of nintendo customers.
2ae0ea No.14337823
>>14337725
>no need to get so upset about patterns being recognized
98877c No.14337828
>>14337760
He looks powerful. Royal, even.
>>14337791
Game of Thrones is a soyboy thing now too? Dark times we live in.
fccbfc No.14337844
>>14337760
Isnt he a Israel kike that called false bomb threats on synagogues in US and blackmailed a fuck ton of people around the world, while hacking shit ?
faece5 No.14337878
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14336411 (checked)
Run for your lives!
It's the CRAWLING Spleen!
Returning with an OPPOSABLE thumb!
Oh, the HUMANITY! Cover your EARS, don't let it crawl into your . . . BRAIN!
I was hoping to actually find a YouTube clip of The Crawling Spleen from The Angry Beavers but it doesn't exist sadly.
11d7a8 No.14338306
>>14337718
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
MARK IS EGGMAN WITHOUT A MUSTACHE!
313aa4 No.14338447
>>14335773
>what's with this connection between Nintendo and Soy?
d46af7 No.14338473
>>14338447
>had a vasectomy
>my wife's boyfriend
>classic numale facial expression
Goddamn Poe's Law. I can't tell what is real or parody anymore.
04f224 No.14338479
>>14338473
this is a very recent pasta
d46af7 No.14338488
>>14338479
Yeah I also just noticed it says "2 years ago" but Switch hasn't been out that long. Still though, that fucking numale smile is basically sign language for "punch my face repeatedly".
313aa4 No.14338544
>>14338488
nice dubs
I remember seeing something that said in nature showing teeth or open mouth to a competitor is submission.
Are they submitting to everyone on the planet?
d46af7 No.14338566
>>14338544 (Checked)
Maybe subconsciously. Consciously though I think they're trying to appear "fun" or "wacky"
7b4024 No.14338619
>>14338557
>Cuckchan screencap
Cuckchan cancer out's itself everytime.
313aa4 No.14338642
>>14338566 (very nice)
either way all the people seen doing it, like in >>14338557 are all confirmed soyboys
75035a No.14338832
>>14335761
>Whenever Chris would play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, he would feel a sharp pain in his right palm. This would only happen when playing on the Switch. The HD rumble implementation in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, specifically the sensation of picking up a coin, would cause Chris considerable pain. The pain got so bad that Chris stopped playing Switch altogether.
Wouldn't this mean that the Joycons are actually not that comfortable to hold like the DS and 3DS? I can understand the rumble feature is what specified the pain but that also means the controllers were digging into a specific part of your hand.
Saying that, I don't own a Switch. Does anyone else find these thing uncomfortable after using them for hours on end?
f32b5e No.14339006
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But anons don't you know that soyboy is a fake term used by evil nazis and the alt right? Hbomberguy even went trough a soy only diet for two months
f32b5e No.14339325
>>14339078
You forgot to sage homolord