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File: 93a77f6b24b64de⋯.jpg (471.04 KB, 940x942, 470:471, ic-9264.jpg)

ba4066 No.14335761

https://archive.is/LffUz

>28-year-old Chris Chalms couldn't resist the Switch when it was revealed. He knew he wanted to grab one when they became available, which is exactly what he did. Little did he know how the purchase would help him discover an impending medical issue.

>Whenever Chris would play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, he would feel a sharp pain in his right palm. This would only happen when playing on the Switch. The HD rumble implementation in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, specifically the sensation of picking up a coin, would cause Chris considerable pain. The pain got so bad that Chris stopped playing Switch altogether.

>This pain was enough to convince Chris to visit the doctor's office. While an initial visit didn't give Chris much information, a diagnosis would come once Chris noticed a bruise developing on his hand. Chris went back to the doctor and found out he had a tumor in his hand, which he is set to have removed this coming Monday.

Chris says it was the Switch that helped him discover the issue, and brought him to the doctor's office for more info. “I definitely believe that if it hadn’t been for the Switch I wouldn’t have gone to the doctors until the mark started to raise from my palm months later.”

So there we have it, the switch is literally saving peoples lives. What other consoles or video games have saved peoples lives in the past?

0a7a2c No.14335765

>>14335761

>Chris Chalms

>Chalms

oy vey


7cb6d4 No.14335767

>>14335761

Jerking off on PornHub could have alerted him to a tumor in his hand. PORNHUB SAVES LIVES


ba4066 No.14335769

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e565d0 No.14335773

File: 00e7f3ee400e86a⋯.jpg (49.89 KB, 157x241, 157:241, 1454262627788.jpg)

I've been under a rock lately, what's with this connection between Nintendo and Soy?


1eb17e No.14335777

File: 5185937a93b20da⋯.jpg (66.77 KB, 800x534, 400:267, toomah.jpg)


7c9257 No.14335781

File: 7277a80a281a77f⋯.jpg (107.11 KB, 500x500, 1:1, spike ruined.jpg)

>>14335761

>he would feel a sharp pain in his right palm. This would only happen when playing on the Switch

BULLSHIT!


a0f99b No.14335785

>>14335773

It's a cuckchan meme that people actually saw a genuine connection to and liked, a broken clock is right twice a day.


dfad7c No.14335791

are they sure it wasn't wanker's cramp?

>>14335773

Recent synchronicity between virtue signalling hipsters that don't actually play games and nintendo switch system, being currently the most popular one out there.

Usually used by console warring faggots to attempt to skirt rule 8.


a0f99b No.14335796

>>14335791

>console warring faggots

Honestly, most of the people pushing the memes are simple trolls. What ever happened to simply calling them trolls?


c6d0db No.14335799

File: 1c74c77792f5b80⋯.png (68.84 KB, 181x255, 181:255, 1450130293977.png)

SOY-ENRICHED NUMALE BITCH

>HE BOUGHT A NINTENDO SWITCH

MOUTH AGAPE, WALLET RAPED

THICK-RIMMED GLASSES AND LIKES TO VAPE

BLUE CHECKMARK THAT VERIFIES

HE RENTED SPACE IN TRUMP'S REPLIES

SHOULD CHECK INTO A PSYCH WARD

FOR BUYING EIGHTY DOLLAR CARDBOARD

INDULGES IN POP CULTURE MERCH

AT LEAST HE'S NOT ANTHONY BURCH


0a597b No.14335801

>>14335796

b-but nintendo dindu nuffins


dfad7c No.14335806

File: f16566de3a244f6⋯.jpg (84.38 KB, 500x431, 500:431, 1235313634.jpg)

>>14335796

What is console warring but symbiotic trolling? Honestly I doubt there is any real measurable difference


ff4fe7 No.14335819

File: 1299543d02c3804⋯.jpg (221.31 KB, 763x1024, 763:1024, c492d8e8ddd6e25519dd329b49….jpg)

>>14335803

>imagine being this butthurt over a meme


0a04c0 No.14335849

File: 81652b5f13fb2e7⋯.jpg (199.38 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, 6110a7c0-c6e8-4844-98a7-ad….jpg)

>>14335819

That's what happens when dealing with a switch bitch


7cb6d4 No.14335855

>>14335819

>give explanation

>LOL BUTTHURT

Further evidence that it belongs on cuckchan.


572697 No.14335858

>>14335773

nintendo sold a cardboard box for 80$ and soyboy numales, you know portland types with bushy beards and childish interests, latched onto it like flies to shit.


9a739b No.14335861

And to think not even two years ago a Nintendo licensed game was killing the unworthy in droves. What happened?


0bc3bf No.14335874

File: e95001fe14de718⋯.png (2.7 MB, 1530x1760, 153:176, e95001fe14de7189e521a91bf7….png)

>>14335773

Cuckchan console war shitposting It's gone to a point where every console, every platform and every videogame is for Soyboys.

It's now ad hominem for anything they dislike.

They tried to spread their garbage here after being banned frok cuckchan for shitposting too hard.


f0081d No.14335880

>>14335761

>What other consoles or video games have saved peoples lives in the past?

I don't think it's considered "saving" a life, but there are cases where VR has helped people with phantom limb pain.


0bc3bf No.14335881

File: f9fd019008901a2⋯.png (823.63 KB, 1188x1920, 99:160, 2019720 - Christmas Ninten….png)

>>14335849

Switch Bitch you say?


69736d No.14335894

File: e7b231befed621e⋯.jpg (15.64 KB, 258x199, 258:199, n.JPG)

Sometimes i wish i have a tumor so i have a reason for my depression and hate of myself.

Sometimes


0bc3bf No.14335899

File: 22a3e2c22a6a0f2⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.64 MB, 1178x1080, 589:540, 2289449 - Amelia_N Miscon ….gif)


11ac2c No.14335907

>>14335761

>picking up a coin, would cause Chris considerable pain.

Truly leftists are deadly allergic to any form of success.


0bc3bf No.14335914

File: fa07c9997038655⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 682.18 KB, 904x1310, 452:655, Switch Chan the Broken Wa….webm)


771a5f No.14335946

File: 8a14d7683ed786c⋯.jpg (114.03 KB, 304x360, 38:45, hardware-virtual-boy-20110….jpg)

IT seems like just yesterday the big N was giving people terminal migraines with this machine. Now they are curing cancer. Guess the saying holds true, "If ya wanna make an omlette…"


b6dcef No.14335957

>specifically the sensation of picking up a coin, would cause Chris considerable pain

>

3


132d83 No.14335964

File: acfe461292156a5⋯.jpg (70.56 KB, 498x373, 498:373, No-mans-sky.jpg)

File: cd45efe1fd6cd15⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1041x781, 1041:781, Untitled.png)

>>14335803

I didn't even know it was linked to a specific console I just thought people noticed that numales take pictures with mouth agape all the time. Last time I saw it used was comparing Kingdom Come's launch celebration photo to No Man's Sky's.


950665 No.14335971

>>14335761

The PS3 has cured several forms of cancer

folding@home, later rebranded on the system as Life With Playstation, is a Stanford project to study protein folding with cloud computing (finally an accurate use of the term)

Within a week of its debut on the PS3, the cumulative PS3 workload accomplishment had exceeded the PC workload since its inception. And they just kept going


7cb6d4 No.14335977

>>14335964

>numales take pictures with mouth agape all the time

It's their version of the duckface that women do. Indicative of pathetic attention seeking.


11ac2c No.14335986

>>14335977

They live, if you can call it that, in a state of perpetual irony. If they ever felt or expressed a genuine emotion, it would actually kill them.


0bc3bf No.14335991

>>14335964

What pisses me on the NuMaleSky pic is that the chubster pretending to drink from the bottle has his eyes fixed on the camera.

You're supposed to be looking up when doing that for it to be successfuly quirky in normalfagville.

Looking at the camera just makes him look like an attention seeking autist.


7c9257 No.14335994

>>14335964

>selfie

aside from that, second picture looks ok.


c3050a No.14335997

File: 701a9d9f7f4477c⋯.png (166.51 KB, 450x532, 225:266, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14335849

what's the sauce of that pic?


2b8782 No.14336006

>>14335819

>Anon explainbs

>Lol you're butthurt

I think the butthurt one is you anon since you got so fucking defensive over it.


99d3d5 No.14336045

>>14335849

My god that had better be a boy


bd2059 No.14336058

>>14335761

now we just have to find a way to help switch owners discover the dick in their ass.


a569ce No.14336067

File: 819e7db44b801da⋯.jpg (37.89 KB, 526x535, 526:535, 1438229626771.jpg)

>>14335997

Got your back, anon. Though strangely I've never seen this one by the artist, despite the style matching to a T.

https://e621.net/post/index/1/jijis-waifus


9e6089 No.14336074

>>14336006

He explained his butthurt.


caf2a9 No.14336080

>>14335803

>soyboy this salty over a fucking meme

Calm your fucking tits faggot

t. person who owns more nintendo shit than anything else except maybe PC


7b4024 No.14336082

>>14336038

>>14336074

Here come the autistic cuckchanners.


7b4024 No.14336085

>>14336080

In a row


7c79f1 No.14336096

>>14335991

You can be sure that the bottle is not opened or else the fag would have choked.


932205 No.14336099

File: 3105ca0de0e3664⋯.jpg (34.57 KB, 302x433, 302:433, soy.jpg)

>>14335803


9e6089 No.14336105

File: c71efe4250ab6d5⋯.png (169.42 KB, 664x520, 83:65, e8f525a98b8d344c7ebd448439….png)

>>14336082

What if we mixed the memes from both opposing sides into one. You ready? Here it comes.

SOYCHANNERS


a569ce No.14336114

File: 42967f556b99aac⋯.gif (1.61 MB, 500x375, 4:3, you fucking what.gif)


caf2a9 No.14336115

>>14336082

>>14336085

>everyone who makes fun of my overpriced tablet is a cuckchanner

wew


932205 No.14336122

File: 8694851bd60a184⋯.jpg (38.39 KB, 498x373, 498:373, nms.jpg)


7b4024 No.14336126

File: a2b4daa17a55454⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 64.9 KB, 627x421, 627:421, a2b4daa17a5545484531c2fd06….jpg)

>>14336105

>>14336115

It's not even worth a meaningful reply really.


caf2a9 No.14336127

>>14336122

>not nu male's soy

acceptable, but lost potential


11ac2c No.14336131

>>14336105

Honestly, I'd be willing to use that once in a while.


caf2a9 No.14336140

>>14336126

>meaningful replies

>in a shitposting thread

>and yet he's still butthurt about nintendo and the soy meme enough to respond

you really aren't very bright are you


c6c64d No.14336150

File: c3383e9fde23a81⋯.png (268.97 KB, 439x456, 439:456, tfw nogames.png)

>>14335803

>>14335858

>>14336038

>>14336120

>pushing console wars instead of discouraging it

you're all gay.


932205 No.14336183

>>14336150

>making fun of a console/product and not taking sides is console war

>partaking in shitty innocuous meme is console war

nah, shit rhetoric and consoles are less relevant than ever here, why get offended over it


c6c64d No.14336200

File: 106707132055188⋯.png (370.77 KB, 780x382, 390:191, burn.png)

>>14336183

Anon you don't set out bug bombs when your house is completely infested, you break them out once the first signs start showing up.

the switch is a pretty dumb console though tbh


caf2a9 No.14336201

>>14336183

because Mark bought a Switch so everything that makes fun of current year Nintendo is a samefag console warring cuckchanner


7b4024 No.14336205

>>14336183

>>14336196

Don't forget to cry bitch tears on /sudo/ after getting banned for spamming cuckchan memes.


caf2a9 No.14336212

>>14336200

>bug bombs

Those don't work at all though

>>14336205

>cuckchan memes

Point me to a single one that's been posted in this thread, I don't see a wojack or an open-mouth meme anywhere in this thread, or is merely the idea of soyboys liking Nintendo a cuckchan meme?


c6c64d No.14336225

File: 928db9d79e50a87⋯.png (1.15 MB, 936x948, 78:79, hidden shota.png)

>>14336212

It's a metaphor for mods


caf2a9 No.14336227

>>14336225

those don't work at all though


932205 No.14336233

>>14336205

>post twice

>in shitposting thread

>it's spam

woah


8443a9 No.14336234

File: 044a6c68fce81aa⋯.jpg (21.92 KB, 326x302, 163:151, notices bulge OWO whats th….jpg)


24bc54 No.14336236

File: cc02127faa3ed51⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 320.79 KB, 1178x1212, 589:606, switch_doom.png)

File: d2d7f15d5648473⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 194.14 KB, 838x712, 419:356, switch couch co-op.png)

>>14335899

This is the only acceptable Switchtan.


6c62c7 No.14336237

File: 75c4a000871013a⋯.jpg (64.44 KB, 619x440, 619:440, screaming jensen.jpg)

>>14336225

>lazorchef will never finish his Loreille series


caf2a9 No.14336240

>>14336236

Where's the ara faggot


69736d No.14336247

>>14336236

Oh hey that shit,wonder where that faggot went off to.


44674a No.14336274

File: 9a37e1986415d68⋯.webm (740.26 KB, 288x360, 4:5, cat vs soy.webm)

>>14335773

>not posting the most important one


132d83 No.14336281

>>14336274

I think this video is staged.


caf2a9 No.14336300

>>14336281

Nah, there was posts showing his mangled up ear last time that was posted, he'd have to go to really far lengths to fake that as a rando twitter hipster


8c53ef No.14336302

>>14336281

i think you're wrong.


caf2a9 No.14336314

File: 6f594ee0801aa4f⋯.png (40.05 KB, 422x412, 211:206, Thread rating.PNG)

>>14336303

time for this shit thread to get even shittier


132d83 No.14336315

>>14336300

No not the cat attacking him the part before where he is acting like a faggot. Now you can make the argument that him just acting like a faggot makes him one, and you would be correct though. Not to mention that storm trooper thing by the tree also confirms that.


caf2a9 No.14336324

>>14336315

>acting like a faggot

that's common among them though. It doesn't really make a difference because he's being a faggot for different reasons, one is being that legitimately excited for a nogames console and the other is attention whoring on twitter about it, I guess he could be staging it though


c6c91a No.14336365

>>14336120

>>14336150

Christ alive, you cocksucking moderators. Have you ever heard of a fucking joke? I report consolewar shit, not engage in it. Mother of god, you stupid bastards.


24bc54 No.14336405

File: 745bbfb57fd0cde⋯.webm (585.89 KB, 640x360, 16:9, there are many things tha….webm)

>>14336247

He was in a thread recently, said he fucked off of 8chan for a while after /loli/ went to hell.

>>14336274


57931e No.14336411

File: d2d482424ecf3a6⋯.jpg (134.65 KB, 741x967, 741:967, fagiolihand.jpg)

Fagioli had cancer?


c6c64d No.14336419

>>14336227

>that's_the_joke.png


737ef6 No.14336430

File: 0bb1ff6a3e0efe8⋯.gif (3 MB, 494x275, 494:275, xiao long bao.gif)

>>14335777 (checked)

>ancient meme gets lucky trips

Hmmm


7cb6d4 No.14336434

File: 88d7dc232453312⋯.jpg (22.67 KB, 420x315, 4:3, just the beginning.jpg)

>>14336150

If you call out consolewar faggots and the idiocy they contribute for what it is they just start posting "OMG SO MAD! LOL BUTTHURT! U MAD?" accompanied with old tired insults. It is genuinely like reading a cuckchan thread.

I had hoped I escaped this garbage years ago when abandoning cuckchan, but after the influx of nu-wojak it's the exact same shit here. 8/v/ needs chemo. It's quickly losing any vibe that the posters aren't literal children.


0efb07 No.14336440

>>14336430

Rouletto the chance!


8e197e No.14336444

Why wouldn\t soyboy loves the switchw? it's literally marketed to these hipster trash types.


737ef6 No.14336445

File: e1e184b00c60cc5⋯.webm (2.78 MB, 800x450, 16:9, Yoshha Lucky.webm)


caf2a9 No.14336447

>>14336434

Mark can't decide whether people bullying cuckchanners is enough or them actually taking efforts to go after them. I'll give a hint, he prefers the route with less work for him This place will continue to go to shit as long as this continues.

Also

>call out the consolewar faggots and the idiocy

calling people who make fun of Nintendo "sonyggers" is not calling out consolewar faggots, its literally just engaging in console wars because you're butthurt


efd546 No.14336460

File: 09be7507230beb0⋯.jpg (138.46 KB, 1134x1200, 189:200, DWIfRgUUMAEBKum.jpg)

>>14336122

only pornstars can do the face right


caf2a9 No.14336463

>>14336460

Fuck are you talking about, those look fucking grotesque


7cb6d4 No.14336489

>>14336447

I stated

>they just start posting "OMG SO MAD! LOL BUTTHURT! U MAD?"

and then you do that exact thing.

People who post this shit are sonyggers. Calling them what they are is a factual statement. The source of nu-wojak is a sonygger. The source of the soy-tendo memes is a sonygger. These are factual statements. Facts are not butthurt, they have no emotion attached to them. They're just facts. The emotion is attributed to those facts by sonyggers who are desperate to trigger butthurt so they just pretend it exists where it doesn't. They were a colossal problem on cuckchan years ago and remain so. They are coming here to attempt to stir shit by just slapping "soy" and "nu-male" onto memes and insults they were using years ago. If you had lurked enough all these years you'd recognize it as the same people with the same pattern of behavior.


465c58 No.14336510

>>14336489

>People who post this shit are sonyggers.

I actually own a soytendo bitch and even i think you're full of shit. Though admittedly i bought it open box at a good discount, so maybe i haven't chugged enough soy to make me see all the soyniggers you're seeing.


caf2a9 No.14336511

>>14336489

>slapping soy and nu-male unto memes and insults they were using years ago

except soyboy and nu-make were insults that originated here faggot, they eventually spread to cuckchan because of the crossposters and twitter users here (at least that's my theory)

>>they just start posting "OMG SO MAD! LOL BUTTHURT! U MAD?"

and then you do that exact thing.

No, I read your ID and saw your earlier posts, you didn't do shit to "call out consolewars".

>source of soy-tendo memes is a sonygger

where's the proof?

>nu-wojak is a sonygger

This one I can believe because I was in the labo threads. That was a single autist from cuckchan.

>They're just facts

Nah, you're claiming them as facts because it helps your argument but it doesn't help when you post no proof. I've been noticing everyone on twitter from metokur to nichegamer to mombot laughing at the soytendo memes, only in this place when Mark and the nintendrones get angry do accusations of cuckchan and sonyggers get thrown about, as if you can't hate nintendo without being a fanboy for sony

console wars is a problem on cuckchan and that's very obvious but shitting on companies has always been a thing here, and Nintendo isn't exempt from it, calling people sonyggers because there are sonyggers on cuckchan only promotes console wars bullshit here, unless again you actually show some proof that whatever memes they're using originated on cuckchan; if not, its just people shitting on Nintendo because under-fucking-standably there are people here who are fucking sick of Nintendo, Sony, AND Microsoft, you gigantic fucking faggot, just because Nintendo is the subject of one thread or at the current time because they do retarded shit like the Labo and the Switch doesn't mean people suddenly love fucking Sony here, or are you forgetting that even a cursory look at the PS3 threads that show up end up half-shitposted to death, just like the Switch threads here??

Fucking christ, get your head out of your ass


465c58 No.14336540

>>14336511

>s if you can't hate nintendo without being a fanboy for sony

>console wars is a problem on cuckchan

I'm going to tell you right now, Nintendrones calling anyone who shits on Nintendo products is labeled a sonydrone, sonigger, sonypony, etc. This is not a thing the jew overlord Mark started, this issomething that comes from even the pre-exodus cuckchan days. I don't know what it is about sony specifically that gets them to do autistic screeches, but the NIDF has always had it out for them.


b9d964 No.14336556

File: 38731bcaf9ca8be⋯.webm (1.08 MB, 720x1276, 180:319, Midget arrested for being….webm)

>>14336225

That's a manlet btw


af67c8 No.14336569

>>14336460

where do I get more of this


caf2a9 No.14336582

>>14336540

Some things never change I guess; as long as both companies are alive they will fight


80e796 No.14336587

>>14336281

The retardation was staged, but the cat didn't get it and bit him anyway. The cat part was not staged. Animals don't tolerate retardation even if staged.


7cb6d4 No.14336828

>>14336511

>>14336540

>sonyggers are a spook

This is leftypol-teir.


caf2a9 No.14336879

File: 990ce886aa992ff⋯.jpg (117.05 KB, 976x549, 16:9, 85775139_cereal_killer[1].jpg)


caf2a9 No.14336943

Also why is this thread still up


c3050a No.14336960

File: f74c36c62878425⋯.jpg (25.96 KB, 600x581, 600:581, A_Marketeer_who_stands_his….jpg)

>>14336943

Because huey


73e0a0 No.14336965

>>14336943

People cry about this place being Nintendogaf if it gets deleted.


caf2a9 No.14336979

>>14336965

not an excuse to leave shit threads up, people will always whine and most people already got their shitposts out of their systems, it should at least be bumplocked


1d4e8f No.14337014

File: 3f6188ed176b7c2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 508.56 KB, 720x868, 180:217, 01.png)

File: 8571a711a07cf75⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 634.4 KB, 720x868, 180:217, 02.png)

File: 67a4530516901c8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 589.34 KB, 720x868, 180:217, 03.png)

File: 8856919638502b8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 590.52 KB, 720x868, 180:217, 04.png)

File: c2c492e89eaea66⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 571.75 KB, 720x868, 180:217, 05.png)

>>14335881

Some people paid for these instead of looking online for it


caf2a9 No.14337018

>>14336992

they might like your low effort shitpost threads back on

>>>/cuckchan/

where they also don't have IDs, you'd fit in better there, learn to read


1d4e8f No.14337019

File: 4af0a5ab0d451ce⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 539.99 KB, 720x868, 180:217, 06.png)

File: 7a38e0f30d55ee0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 567.09 KB, 720x868, 180:217, 07.png)

File: 893e08a200f4025⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 590.73 KB, 720x868, 180:217, 08.png)

File: dc977a5a731f8bb⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 551.25 KB, 720x868, 180:217, 09.png)

File: 20e0f46599419c3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 567.58 KB, 720x868, 180:217, 10.png)


73e0a0 No.14337022

>>14336992

>yet threads constantly made to shill Bethesda products are ok because toddposting meme


f0081d No.14337028

File: cbe223d03dd62a2⋯.png (432.16 KB, 665x535, 133:107, 3f.png)

>Thread opened about how video games can be used as a medical aid

>Reduced to soy and chan shitposting because it opens with Nintendo

Way to shit up another potentially decent thread you cuckchan faggot.


f0081d No.14337033

>>14337028

*faggots


caf2a9 No.14337040

>>14337028

>potentially decent thread

>soy is literally in the title

You can't honestly be this retarded

>Thread opened about how video games can be used as a medical aid

Maybe you are, holy shit, this thread was never salvageable to begin with and if this is your idea of a "potentially decent thread" you need to go back to cuckchan as well, anyone can post retarded stories off of strange vidya news articles from the internet


849d7b No.14337050

File: 4957890926b193b⋯.jpg (13.52 KB, 469x219, 469:219, 4957890926b193bb17e5aab54d….jpg)

>>14335773

It's a cuckchan console wars meme that got amplified by the "everything is degenerate" tryhards on cuck/pol/.

It wouldn't be so bad but there are retards that spam it to derail threads.


b38790 No.14337069

It was not "people".

It was a lowlife soyboy.

A "human" waste.

Too bad that it lived. It would be better dead.


55b25f No.14337071

I wonder if this soyboy meme is being spread by shitskins who can't afford a Switch.


f0081d No.14337072

>>14337040

>soy is literally in the title

Yeah, it's supposed to be a lighthearted jab at Nintendo, but consolewar faggots can't help but kill any discussion via shit flinging

>anyone can post retarded stories off of strange vidya news articles from the internet

You're right, but OP's post is supposed to spark discussion of the subject matter and similar topics. That's why there's a comment section and not an upboat system you attention whore. Take the big black cock you rode in on back to plebbit.


c16a6a No.14337079

>>14335769

You know, that computer is wrong. Coleco never made an all-in-one like that. This angular design resembles the Commodore PET instead.


caf2a9 No.14337090

>>14337072

>OP's post is supposed to spark discussion

No, it was meant to spark shitposting because the entire concept is retarded

>That's why there's a comment section and not an upboat system you attention whore. Take the big black cock you rode in on back to plebbit

>comment section

What are you even talking about faggot? Reddit has comments and upboats. This is an imageboard, not a comment section to a fucking article


fbd98e No.14337144

>>14337090

Its not a concept, its a real situation thats already happened and has a citation to boot. If you don't want to be a part of the discussion then there are plenty of other threads you could be shitting up. You're not as smart as you think you are.


1d4e9f No.14337520

File: ed71bd2b874e0c2⋯.jpg (1.31 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15187851145601531737880.jpg)

Had to go see Mrs browns boys tonight, hate it and I had to keep a nasty fart at bay for almost an hour.

They fucking charged me $5 for a bottle of water


1d4e9f No.14337528

>>14337520

Fuck wrong thread


6cdf9c No.14337542

>>14335773

No fucking idea where this soyboy faggotry even came from. We used to call them faggots. I bet it comes from reddit, it reeks of their homophilia. Anyone who uses words with boy in them is likely a homophile.


d8dd83 No.14337543

>>14337144

Imagine being this defensive about toys.


9eb4d1 No.14337545

>>14335773

Blanket insult of the month, usually used by people projecting their own insecurities. See also: gay, autistic, cuckold…


6cdf9c No.14337549

>>14337545

Fuck off you gay autistic cuckold.


b73e65 No.14337577

>>14337545

Cuck is for raging faggots that literally do or would get cucked for being a spineless little bitch.

That's why it's so damaging. Autism is pointing out ridiculous obsession.


57931e No.14337615

File: a5cd27b7ce377a7⋯.jpg (101.95 KB, 743x960, 743:960, bb89c7e98dbe560d17870e594b….jpg)


b73e65 No.14337617

>>14337545

>>14337577

Additionally, it's amazing for exposing retards illogically, unsuccessfully forcing it for liking yuri regardless of every difference between more cute and sexy anime girls that love each other instead or simply enjoying anything "too Japanese".

That's also why you see that pathetic shit, tryhard excuse of "fitting in" get deleted and banned often and easily.


a16828 No.14337641

File: eda4346a3528914⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 162.91 KB, 733x505, 733:505, eda4346a352891427758cd853a….jpg)

>>14336511

Numale started here, soyboy is cuckchan lingo.

>>14337050

>It's a cuckchan console wars meme that got amplified by the "everything is degenerate" tryhards on cuck/pol/.

Someone who get's it, they really post like rabid cuck/pol/ niggers, super agressive to anything and with no self awareness.


a16828 No.14337645

>>14337545

They're overused as all hell and cuck was a fucking plague when cuck/pol/ flooded this one in 2015, but at least it started out naturally instead of being pushed by a group of cuckchan niggers.


2b2aea No.14337655

>>14337545

I'd wordfilter 'soyboy' to 'cuck'. Not just for shit 'n giggles, but to hopefully get anons to realize you don't need to use the freshest meme of the month to fit in, and ask themselves why they are spamming soyboy instead of cuck like usual.


a16828 No.14337663

>>14337655

I'd rather keep it as it is so I can spot the newfaggots.

Same with normie which was also filtered to normalfag until last year.


67de98 No.14337680

>>14336274

Hero cat, overestimated the angle, could've been lethal.

>>14337545

cuck is such a powerful insult, it resonates deeply that being a spineless failure isn't a tolerable way of life despite participation award culture.


b73e65 No.14337688


0c1254 No.14337716

File: a01478e7593522a⋯.png (357.3 KB, 960x540, 16:9, Screenshot_2018-02-16-22-0….png)

File: c1dea49e52cb1b0⋯.jpg (5.84 MB, 3400x3033, 3400:3033, 470d1a225236ab8725f802c192….jpg)

>>14335761

Speaking of soy boogie2998 made some good unintended soyboy OC


2ae0ea No.14337718

File: 2fef900bb838acf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 119.13 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 2fef900bb838acf95de8342ef3….jpg)

>>14335773

Its a popular gaming system that sold 13.5 million units and someone found 9 pictures of beta males acting like typical beta males, therefore all Nintendoddlers are inherently represented by these embarrassments to humanity.


3a845e No.14337725

>>14337718

it is mostly a nintendo phenomenon, no need to get so upset about patterns being recognized.


fccbfc No.14337747

File: c8ca348f86c6c1d⋯.jpg (72.09 KB, 676x720, 169:180, El_Risitas.jpg)

Soyboy has being the perfect salt extractor, even more than cuck, low-t people are a joke.

Combining it with Nintendo, or any other console, has been a gift since it pretty much points out how 2007 was a blight overall


3a845e No.14337760

File: e17dc1c42182715⋯.jpg (1.71 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, the master race2.jpg)

>>14337747

we don't have to stop with consoles


d91fa2 No.14337764

File: 3daa1d549489315⋯.png (372.42 KB, 2518x1140, 1259:570, 3daa1d549489315dcddc25e34b….png)

>>14335773

>>14335773

soyboys like children toys too much so there is naturally a connection between them and a childrens companies like nintendo. The only reason why is mark trying to ban it is because it hit too close to home.


fb966b No.14337791

File: b56abe3948cf255⋯.png (213.48 KB, 1132x601, 1132:601, 62672821.png)

File: 88754e171304b10⋯.gif (144.3 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 3.gif)

File: b8fe51673b51d16⋯.jpg (338.13 KB, 1486x1777, 1486:1777, 5f2f0a4018f0e0a6937e677784….jpg)

let me post few pictures and watch as soyboys get so mad at them, claiming they are cancer, cuckchan etc. or another made up shit, while they are just making fun of a certain group of nintendo customers.


2ae0ea No.14337823

File: 3ad3f34e02cd32d⋯.jpg (14.08 KB, 200x252, 50:63, VIDYA GAMES!!!!!.jpg)

>>14337725

>no need to get so upset about patterns being recognized


98877c No.14337828

>>14337760

He looks powerful. Royal, even.

>>14337791

Game of Thrones is a soyboy thing now too? Dark times we live in.


fccbfc No.14337844

>>14337760

Isnt he a Israel kike that called false bomb threats on synagogues in US and blackmailed a fuck ton of people around the world, while hacking shit ?


faece5 No.14337878

Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14336411 (checked)

Run for your lives!

It's the CRAWLING Spleen!

Returning with an OPPOSABLE thumb!

Oh, the HUMANITY! Cover your EARS, don't let it crawl into your . . . BRAIN!

I was hoping to actually find a YouTube clip of The Crawling Spleen from The Angry Beavers but it doesn't exist sadly.


11d7a8 No.14338306

>>14337718

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

MARK IS EGGMAN WITHOUT A MUSTACHE!


313aa4 No.14338447

File: 390b6a689fb0f08⋯.jpg (86.97 KB, 1024x756, 256:189, DUb9J8YWAAAezHc.jpg large.jpg)

>>14335773

>what's with this connection between Nintendo and Soy?


d46af7 No.14338473

>>14338447

>had a vasectomy

>my wife's boyfriend

>classic numale facial expression

Goddamn Poe's Law. I can't tell what is real or parody anymore.


04f224 No.14338479

>>14338473

this is a very recent pasta


d46af7 No.14338488

>>14338479

Yeah I also just noticed it says "2 years ago" but Switch hasn't been out that long. Still though, that fucking numale smile is basically sign language for "punch my face repeatedly".


313aa4 No.14338544

>>14338488

nice dubs

I remember seeing something that said in nature showing teeth or open mouth to a competitor is submission.

Are they submitting to everyone on the planet?


04f224 No.14338557

File: 6aaba58be07f13a⋯.jpg (141.7 KB, 1041x908, 1041:908, the beta cuck fear grimace.jpg)


d46af7 No.14338566

>>14338544 (Checked)

Maybe subconsciously. Consciously though I think they're trying to appear "fun" or "wacky"


7b4024 No.14338619

>>14338557

>Cuckchan screencap

Cuckchan cancer out's itself everytime.


313aa4 No.14338642

File: e75abbc918c3da9⋯.jpg (4.25 KB, 225x225, 1:1, checkethed.jpg)

>>14338566 (very nice)

either way all the people seen doing it, like in >>14338557 are all confirmed soyboys


75035a No.14338832

File: 66fc752e046c947⋯.jpg (147.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1355121943807.jpg)

>>14335761

>Whenever Chris would play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, he would feel a sharp pain in his right palm. This would only happen when playing on the Switch. The HD rumble implementation in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, specifically the sensation of picking up a coin, would cause Chris considerable pain. The pain got so bad that Chris stopped playing Switch altogether.

Wouldn't this mean that the Joycons are actually not that comfortable to hold like the DS and 3DS? I can understand the rumble feature is what specified the pain but that also means the controllers were digging into a specific part of your hand.

Saying that, I don't own a Switch. Does anyone else find these thing uncomfortable after using them for hours on end?


f32b5e No.14339006

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

But anons don't you know that soyboy is a fake term used by evil nazis and the alt right? Hbomberguy even went trough a soy only diet for two months


841d6a No.14339078

File: 1fd89c94c9fda84⋯.gif (469.71 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1491343523579.gif)


f32b5e No.14339325

File: 2acd424d9c9aebd⋯.png (191.22 KB, 392x336, 7:6, 1381507537357.png)

>>14339078

You forgot to sage homolord




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