4f2a00 No.14259142
SQUIDBAGGING = TEABAGGING = POOR SPORTSMENSHIP
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c41206 No.14259246
That pink floyd pun hurts,as a pink floyd fan.
ab2f94 No.14259250
You're luck increases proportionally with the amount of squidbagging you do. If nobody squidbags in salmon run you will wipe. This is absolute fact.
46a5e2 No.14259459
1d7c10 No.14259465
>>14259238
why are you doing this?
47898b No.14259479
>>14259465
That nigger has been in these threads from day one.
1208c4 No.14259504
>>14259479
>>14259465
I mean, it's mostly tradition at this point.
4f2a00 No.14259573
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
We got to 16!
132868 No.14261501
>>14261484
I feel like they've made Arowana Mall too safe and casual friendly with these changes.
493b45 No.14261504
>>14259573
>posting squid party videos
The time has come and so have I.
91632d No.14261578
>>14261501
I agree. It's a shame, too. Was good for toughening up fresh squids
dc51c2 No.14261615
Octolings are superior and learn to link to the old thread anon
f96814 No.14261882
dc51c2 No.14261895
4c330c No.14264598
>>14261834
Squigger/10
IGottaHaveMoreBellHat/10
169391 No.14264860
what the fuck is a gherkin
77c6c5 No.14264897
>>14264860
a pickle or a penis depending on who you ask
9c5e71 No.14264906
773a34 No.14264917
>>14264860
This is the american splatfest right?
4f2a00 No.14264961
>>14264860
Splatoon Thread: American Edition Part2
9becd7 No.14265045
>>14259246
>That pink floyd pun hurts,as a pink floyd fan.
Delicate Sound of Thunder is probably your favorite album.
1208c4 No.14265063
>>14264906
https://exhentai.org/g/1038418/c826a62f6c/
Its passable but also doesnt contain any actual gender tf
fc9502 No.14265074
TEABAGGING IS A TIME HONORED TRADITION IN COMPETITIVE MULTIPLAYER VIDYA YOU SALTY BABY SQUID
52de01 No.14265505
1c828a No.14266278
>>14264860
Dear Marina, you're hot, but please get some taste. Pickles on burgers are fucking disgusting.
t. Someone who wants to make Marina into a wife.
e72ca0 No.14266305
>>14266278
One who wants a squigger as wife has no right to criticize the taste of others.
dc51c2 No.14266766
>>14266305
What a racist anon, She's a Octoling not a Inkling.
5816be No.14266903
>>14264860
She likes those sour, stinky pickles, eh?
132868 No.14267105
>>14264860
Welp, looks like Marina's already lost.
73b4d8 No.14267274
>>14267105
While I'm not fond of them, myself, I'm pretty sure most people eat pickle chips on burgers. Fast food chains put them on, by default, for a reason.
035630 No.14267341
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5b22e4 No.14267349
>>14267341
>Shemaleified Squid Girls
DAMMIT GAY COMMUNITY
ee6e87 No.14267372
>>14259142
When fags complain about "pedophilia" in the splatoon "community", do they mean actual pedophiles trying to diddle kiddies that play the game or people who want to fuck squid lolis? The former is understandable, the latter is fucking retarded.
1d58cc No.14267394
>>14267341
>artist who draws good fetishes/smut
>always inevitably turns to drawing massive horse-boner futas/furries/scat and piss/all of the above
Would you people PLEASE unfuck yourselves long enough to continue your original drawings every once in a while? FUCK.
037602 No.14267396
>>14267394
are you going to pay me 500$ a drawing if i do?
db167f No.14267400
>>14259142
>3rd pic
>complains about sexual assault
>head half-shaved
:^)
dd6750 No.14267401
>>14267341
The fuck did I walk into…
f4b27f No.14267479
>>14259573
Also, do the two of you pair up a lot? Do you choose weapons that compliment each other? Do you do a lot of coordination via the mumble, or is it just for shit/ink talking? What game modes have these been in league? I have a friend who I coordinated fairly well with at our play level, but we both regressed dramatically from not playing. I really ought to get a kindred squid, myself.
fe2fd6 No.14268491
>Paid online is going to make the player pool for this game drop 90%
Well, it was a fun game for a little while.
c3e625 No.14268554
>>14268491
The only people to play with will be the kind of faggots who pay to play online too.
bd6eb1 No.14268576
>>14268491
Splatoon 1's servers online is still free and online last I checked.
af98cc No.14272563
Squid friends,
I've been trying to git gud with brushes lately, and I came to an unfortunate realization: I like the inkbrush better than the octobrush. I feel the inkbrush kills just as fast, as the damage is forced to be more consistent due to its lack of range, the mobility is an okay trade off for it being a four hit splat weapon, and I like the sub and special better than the octobrush. I still think it's absolute trash, though. I can ambush somebody, start swinging like a madman, and have enemy squids turn around and kill me outright, and not even exchange. This weapon is trash, but I'm having a lot of fun with it. Now what do I do?
dd6750 No.14272725
This is why I should carry the rainmaker more
17ae41 No.14272814
>>14272563
For starters, hit and run. You're not going to win in a fair fight against anyone with a decent weapon who can aim, so don't make it a fair fight. Your brush allows you to move faster than most anyone - not to mention, you'll have left a long trail of ink behind you that you can use to get away at high speed. Consider Ninja Squid so they can't figure out where you are.
Also, use your team. A brush's best advantage is the extreme speed with which you can draw lines that your friends can squid down to get around the map fast. Keep dashing around and connecting previously inked areas, or make a quick dash out into enemy territory and come back. If an enemy comes chasing you, they'll run into your friends. Your brush may not win in a one-on-one, but you can splat someone if you've got cover fire from two other guys.
Stack Special Gauge Up modifiers on your clothing so you can get your Splashdown ready faster. You may not be having much luck ambushing people with just your brush attack, but popping up behind someone and activating a Splashdown will really ruin your day. (Or better yet, using your superior speed to get to a high vantage point, jumping above them, and THEN popping the Splashdown.)
Less flashy but just as effective: stack Subweapon Ink Use Down modifiers. Your brush may do lousy damage by itself, but it can finish someone off if you start your ambush by splatbombing them (or chuck one at them while you're running away).
132868 No.14272950
>>14268491
Is the multiplayer still p2p in Splatoon 2?
af98cc No.14272952
>>14272950
All games will be once paid online becomes a thing in September.
17ae41 No.14273441
>>14272952
I think he meant Peer-To-Peer.
(And yes, it is. And it's still unreliable as hell because the Switch uses wi-fi by default.)
afdeaf No.14273556
132868 No.14274144
>>14273441
>And yes, it is. And it's still unreliable as hell because the Switch uses wi-fi by default
Paid subscription services are a fucking scam.
dc469d No.14274188
>>14264860
>Pearl
YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!
bd6eb1 No.14274882
>>14273441
Wait the game uses P2P and Nintendo has the balls to slap a subscription fee on it? Why the fuck are nintendrones not up in arms about this, this is a fucking scam.
877232 No.14279566
has this been posted already?
68c530 No.14279628
>>14279566
I think only the sfw version.
9becd7 No.14279634
I see you all have time to shitpost disgusting lewds, but I sure hope you saved plenty of time to play some god damned Splatoon.
e4325e No.14279636
>>14279566
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
877232 No.14279755
>>14279634
shit game, like everything else
I just masturbate to videogames nowadays, why bother playing them and dissapointing myself
1d7c10 No.14280456
>>14279960
I don't read moonrunes, but is it a Direct on Feb 10?
8b4385 No.14280489
>>14264860
A gherkin is a pickle.
How the fuck do you not know what a pickle is?
I see a newfag who's never gotten to the food level in Earthworm Jim 3D.
dc469d No.14280519
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14280456
It's a trailer for a live concert featuring Pearl and Marina that's being held on the 10th, same day as the upcoming Pickle/No Pickle Splatfest.
8ba28d No.14280527
>>14280456
>is it a Direct
its a live concert, you rube. holowaifus, etc.
5d115d No.14280858
Why is the notmiiverse so much worse than in Splatoon 1?
Is it just that the shitposters from splatoon 1 gave up or don't own switches, or did more tumblrites buy switches?
aa70a3 No.14280980
>>14280858
no text posts, raising the bar of entry to exclude anyone not willing to spend an hour or more on a doodle
no feedback on your uploads. no way to even see your own posts in-game. no archive, no anything. you just spit a picture into the ether, lost like some kind of tibetan monk sand painting. a lot of people want asspats of some kind.
More people buying switches overall lowers the average quality for reasons I don't fully understand.
61ebd2 No.14281070
>>14280980
>just spit a picture into the ether, lost like some kind of tibetan monk sand painting. a lot of people want asspats of some kind.
This big time. I created a Twitter specifically for drawings for this game. I advertise my Twitter handle on all of my drawings in hopes that somebody either comments or follows me, so I at least know somebody, anybody at all can see my drawings. I was getting a single follower every drawing the first few drawings, and then eventually, no feedback, whatsoever. I'm not the greatest artist, but I'm definitely better than a lot of shit I'm seeing out there. Where are my asspats?
c41206 No.14281293
61ebd2 No.14281378
>>14281293
Alright. Here's a collage of what I've done over the last couple of months with my twitter handle edited out.
c41206 No.14281383
>>14281378
>twitter handle edited out
i thought you wanted people to view your stuff,cmon
61ebd2 No.14281395
132868 No.14283753
>>14281383
>i thought you wanted people to view your stuff,cmon
<encouraging attention whoring
>>>/out/
19f2eb No.14283780
>>14266278
i bet you like pineapple on pizza
129d53 No.14283805
>>14280544
How do you fuck up a caption that much. It’s “Ink me up inside” and a “SPLAT ME” if you want to continue it.
19f2eb No.14283818
>>14283805
those sound like sex innuendos
e4325e No.14283823
>>14280456
2月10日開催！「ハイカライブ 2018」練習風景
2月10日 = February 10th
開催 = 【かいさい】 (n,vs) holding a meeting; opening an exhibition; hosting (e.g. the Olympics)
ハイカラ = (adj-na,n,adj-no) (1) stylish; smart; fashionable
イブ = (n) eve (esp. Christmas Eve); the night before
練習 =【れんしゅう】 (n,vs) practice
風景 =【ふうけい】 (n,adj-no) (1) scenery; scene; landscape; view; sight;
>>14280519
>>14280527
It sounds like a live practice session for the concert, but I'm pretty rusty with my moon runes. "February 10th Exhibition! "Fashionable Eve 2018" Practice Viewing!"
a6b706 No.14284825
I think my progress is slowing
2a5b23 No.14285622
>>14284825
Around 400 or so is my limit with a good weapon selection. With a bad one, I get my super bonuses and get the fuck out of there.
d16529 No.14285646
>>14281378
Aerosprayfags BTFO
b764df No.14286005
>>14281378
>>14285646
Whats wrong with the aerospray? I like using it
dc469d No.14286037
>>14286005
Rapid fire guns are usually shunned because they're easy for anyone to pick up and use semi-competently. Same with brushes. I feel your pain though, I love the Sploosh-o-matic.
5a567a No.14286049
>>14286019
>tfw uncut but never seen smegma in my life
I think it's a jew lie.
47898b No.14286054
>>14286049
congrats you wash your dick more than once a week.
5a567a No.14286088
dc51c2 No.14286121
>>14286076
>>14286088
I saw that anon.
5a567a No.14286151
>>14286121
At least I got dubs
292d6c No.14286183
>>14286005
>Whats wrong with the aerospray?
It's a commonly used early level weapon for turf war. It's good for one thing only: coverage. Basically, when people pick it, it means they can't aim and they don't want to learn to play. You might be the exception, but it's a faggot's weapon.
>>14286037
>Same with brushes.
Really? I'm trying to learn brushes, and I find them much harder to use than rollers and basic bitch shooters. I feel they can't kill fast enough, their coverage is much to be desired, and they're only useful in specific situations. I'm in the learning phase right now, though, so I may be missing something.
ab2f94 No.14286246
>>14286183
I'm going to continue winning Turfwar with the aerospray. Try not to get too salty when your team loses everytime.
292d6c No.14286271
>>14286246
Joke's on you, I don't even play Splatoon anymore. ;_;
d16529 No.14286299
>>14286246
>thinking anyone with a couple of braincells is going to lose to an aerospray
>thinking everyone isn't trying to ruthlessly impede the Japanese menace in ranked mode
f298f1 No.14286319
>>14286299
Did they finally add cross-region play to S2 ranked, or are you talking about league mode?
d16529 No.14286339
>>14286319
I was actually talking about Splatoon 1 in this case, I haven't had a chance to play S2 in so long
ab2f94 No.14286375
>>14286299
You will in Turfwar. No weapon can push like the aerospray.
6b24c1 No.14286377
>>14286319
Cross-region play exists in 2, the matchmaking just prioritizes region over MMR so you rarely get placed with people outside of your region.
It's a good decision given the garbage netcode in 2, the lag has been much more painful on the few occasions I've played with Japs.
6b24c1 No.14286407
>>14286384
>first Splatoon 2 tournament.webm
b764df No.14286431
>>14286037
>>14286183
I just like the aerospray for the coverage and the ambush style of gameplay with it. I used to hate it in the first game, but now I really like it.
Does anyone have advice for clothes? I so far have been using one main ink usage down, one sub ink usage down, and one ink gather up. I might replace the sub ink usage down for squid speed or ink absorbtion. I was planning on making some of my sub abilities squid speed up and that ability to increase the speed of gaining your special.
f298f1 No.14286442
>>14286377
Interesting, this is the first I've heard of that. Still not ideal, especially with the shit netcode, but maybe I'll pick up S2 eventually.
d16529 No.14286453
>>14286431
I can't say much, as it's been a minute on Spla2n but since my weapon setup is the vanilla blaster (rest in peace, disruptor) my goal has been being able to use the cloud sub weapon and then about 4 shots of blaster (enough for me to handle 1 MAYBE 2 squids before needing a recharge) so far my priority has been pushing for my sub saver and then main saver, not sure what else I should go with, maybe swim speed
b764df No.14286480
>>14286453
I was thinking of using ninja squid even, but I hear so many conflicting things about it that I do not know. I might replace the sub usage down with swim speed.
ab2f94 No.14286490
>>14286431
The Aerospray does the least amount of damage of any gun in game. I would let the brush guys ambush. You should be working to get that special up so you can use it. That is singlehandedly the only reason the aerospray is good.
dd6750 No.14291490
>>14286480
>Using ninja squid
I haven't used Ninja squid at like all when. Just have 3 subs or a main for swim speed does me justice. Also slowly tilting the control stick helps not reveal the ripple when swimming.
fdb816 No.14291513
>>14280489
>A gherkin is a pickle.
A pickle is called a pickle. I don't what wacky tabacky backwards ass country you come from but pickles are not called gherkins
dc51c2 No.14291564
One thing I truly love about splatoon is that it causes anons to argue over almost anything.
fdb816 No.14291567
>>14291530
nice photoshop skills nigger
a64be9 No.14291598
>>14291513
>>14291567
I hate to get myself into this conversation, but I'm half asleep. It's real.
8ba28d No.14291606
>>14286480
i believe ninja squid got nerfed a lil but its still very useful. but you're probably gonna need to slot in some serious swim speed to really make use of it (and to counteract its speed debuff). basically, if you're gonna use it, you gotta commit to using it. its good for positioning and ambushing. i usually use it with the inkbrush and bamboozler to great effect.
my only complaint is that it doesnt work when you're on walls.
fdb816 No.14291650
>>14291598
>creating another photoshop to help out another anon
Just stop, he's not gonna suck your dick
dd6750 No.14291667
>>14291650
>you lived long enough for anons to suck each others dick for Pickles and Gherkins
6cdefe No.14291677
>>14291567
Reported for being too stupid to be allowed to post here. You’re obviously fellating gherkins every night and the stevia has sterilized you.
17ace5 No.14296719
>be lvl 8
>constantly matched against lvl 50s
ba82d9 No.14299941
Played it maybe twice, was fun but I have zero desire to play it ever again. Really wish I didn't buy it buit there isn't really anything else on the Ditch.
dc469d No.14301324
>>14296719
>Be level 28
>Constantly teamed with level 3s
But seriously, just get gud. I've been matched against some mean ass low levels
c37ff9 No.14303316
>>14303219
yes
why is squid dancing so cute
cbf9e5 No.14303356
>>14265063
>Zebra dicks
Dropped
112310 No.14303462
This can't possibly be the highest quality official image of Off the Hook, is it? The Squid Sisters had such a higher resolution transparent png.
112310 No.14303502
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14283823
I think ハイカライブ is a pun on ハイカラ, Inkopolis's Japanese name, and ライブ. Just like シオカライブ, for シオカラ.
2afa26 No.14304197
>>14303219
>used to hate Off the Hook because it felt like a cheap knock-off, especially Pearl for being a rapper
>now they're both growing on me
I don't even know how to feel about this.
aa70a3 No.14304211
Splatfest Alert!
NA's February Splatfest is approaching. Love vs Money is back, but now it's Money vs Love! What a shocking turn of events! The Exclamation Points continue!!!
Pearl continues to fetishize mayonnaise. Marina implies Pearl is ronery. Perhaps she fills the semen shaped hole in her vacuous, womanly heart with mayonnaise? There's no pickles up in there, from what I've heard.
e72ca0 No.14304229
>>14303462
Maybe they realize that no one likes these ugly fucks. Surely it's purely a coincidence that when Treehouse gets involved in the development, you get an annoying squigger that stupid faggtos fall for and some white goblin that was blatantly deliberately made to be ugly in order to make the squigger look more appealing in comparison.
773a34 No.14304352
>>14304211
Haven't they already done love, and money before? Didn't money win by a landslide?
dc51c2 No.14304357
>>14304352
>Didn't money win by a landslide?
No, last time love won because the devs were still cheating for callie
366640 No.14306628
>>14286005
>>14286183
>>14286037
Splatoon has an absolutely abysmal tick-rate of 16hz. Old PC shooters were commonly between 60 and 100. That's the netcode lingo of how many times per second your Switch will report multiplayer actions to the servers, and other players. This most importantly includes your weapon's shots. In a game like this with a shit tick rate, the higher your weapon's rate of fire is, the better off you are. You can get more damage into the spaces between ticks (the network reporting that damage has happened). If the aerospray, and a slower-firing weapon, kill each other in approximately the same amount of time, the aerospray is gonna come out on top because its damage got calculated first, and the aerospray user will either die noticeably later than the other guy, or not die at all because the server received the slower weapon's shots a few ticks after the aerospray's, and didn't pass them on to the aerospray user since his opponent had already died at that point. I'm probably not explaining this very well but it's legitimate, google tick rate if you care to. It's usually responsible for "bullshit" moments where you know you should have won an encounter but the game says you didn't.
f756eb No.14306875
Popped in Splatoon on the Wii U and got instant rooms but much more connection instability than I expected. Nowhere near pre splatfest levels of issue, only got kicked from a game or two, but just about every game I got a notification.
8ba28d No.14306932
>>14304197
>I don't even know how to feel about this.
you should be feeling an intense desire to give a certain forehead goblin a deep and loving internal massage?
https://exhentai.org/g/1167799/ea02a1fda2/
f756eb No.14306934
Also I couldn't get my switch Ethernet adapter to work on my Wii U. I know the Wii U one works for the switch, do I just need to fuck with it some more? Or is it a fucked cause?
f756eb No.14306943
>>14306934
fucked up one of em
47898b No.14306955
>>14306932
>tags: monster girl
In what fucking dimension are squid kids monster girls?
c41206 No.14306999
>>14306932
>not translated
awful
47898b No.14307018
>>14307013
Only if I'm unsure if there's some nasty shit in it. I didn't want to start reading it and then suddenly pearl grows a three foot long dick.
dc51c2 No.14307077
>>14307013
>not reading tags
Enjoy your fat bald NTR
9becd7 No.14307091
>>14306932
>give a certain forehead goblin a deep and loving internal massage
Go play in the water
4f2a00 No.14307937
GET IN HERE!
We can do private matches if we get two more people
7a9efe No.14307942
>>14306955
You're right, they're actually furry.
09768e No.14308059
I just got a Switch like, a week ago despite not wanting to give Nintendo money. Is it too late to get this game since paid online may or may not ruin it?
4f2a00 No.14308324
4f2a00 No.14308335
>>14308245
Quality shop
>>14308324
The fuck?
61c7c7 No.14308416
>>14308059
Got till September before they start their paid online.
Lets hope they add some dedicated servers
205668 No.14310217
>>14308059
You've got at least until September until paid online becomes a thing, and they may just push it back again because Nintendo has no idea what the fuck they're doing. Buy the game and come join us on the Mumble. We can give you some pointers, do some private matches, and just fool around. We'd be happy to have you here. There are a couple of new players, so you won't be completely outclassed or anything.
205668 No.14310242
>>14308335
Top tier bantz, m8
aa70a3 No.14310369
EU Splatfest Results are in
Gherk-Offs win.
dd6750 No.14310392
Oh shit new stage and new weapon
we playin B-Ball and dodge rolling 4 times
773a34 No.14310453
>>14310369
Another landslide win for the forehead goblin.
aa70a3 No.14310470
>>14310369
>>14310392
They also just held the Koshien 2018 tournament. GG BoyZ won and got squid trophies and controllers.
Additionally, Off the Hook Amiibos were announced alongside Goby Arena and the long-awaited Dark Tetra Dualies.
Japan had a holowaifu concert with Off the Hook as well.
366640 No.14310498
>>14310369
Good. Regardless of the idiots who don't even know what a gherkin is, I don't like pickles on a burger. The vinegar overpowers the whole thing.
Top tier basic burger:
Burg
Cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Mayo
Ketchup
Mustard
Specialty burgers with weird stuff on them are a separate argument and fine by me, but pickles ruin the basic burger.
132868 No.14311051
>>14310369
Just like with the pineapple on pizza Splatfest, patrician taste wins again.
>>14310392
I wonder if going through the basketball nets as a squid will make confetti appear just like with the basketball net in Splatoon 1's shooting range?
773a34 No.14311101
>>14310498
>Top tier burger
>Just regular ingredients
No the toppest of tier burgers is
Toasted bun
Fried onion strings(not grilled or roasted)
Barbecue sauce on the sweet side
It's fucking delicious. I do agree pickles on a burger are terrible though. I like my pickles cold, and crunchy.
>>14310470
Marina is a burger pleb.
ed46cd No.14311177
I drew another plaza drawing for the lobby.
ed46cd No.14311209
>>14311177
Whoops. Forgot to attach the eye circles.
d8b3bb No.14311544
>>14310498
>The vinegar overpowers the whole thing
>Mayo
>Ketchup
>Mustard
>Perfectly fine
What the fuck is wrong with you?
9becd7 No.14311815
>>14310498
>pickles ruin the basic burger
1v1 me faggot
5d115d No.14311837
>>14310498
>tomato
enjoy your burger that falls apart after 2 bites, faggot.
though yeah pickles fucking suck
3e76ec No.14312206
>>14310369
>>14310453
>>14310470
Thus, Pearl's unbroken European Splatfest record continues.
The only possible exceptions to Mayonnaise Gremlin's dominance are the Testfire (in which the North American and EU/AUS/NZ results were combined) and the Action vs.Comedy one (where results were combined worldwide).
dd6750 No.14312333
Tips for Grinding the perfect gear
Order off other S+ players when they have triple slots
-Obtain drinks
-Salmon run grind
-if you have 2/3 slots of matching gear save those abilities for the 30 chunks
dd6750 No.14312337
>>14312333
>tfw my post about triple slots ends in triple 3's
Niceeee
773a34 No.14312343
>>14312206
Don't forget pearl lost the sci-fi vs fantasy match to.
aa70a3 No.14312451
>>14312343
That was NA.
Pearl has won all of the EU exclusive Splatfests, but has lost some of the global Splatfests where EU was combined with NA and JP. This means that Pearl has completely dominated the inane and mundane topics provided by NoE.
I find it odd that they combine some, but not all, of the Splatfests. Ice Cream vs Cake was combined, two regions with one result. Flight vs Invisibility was combined, two regions with one result. Action vs Comedy was combined, three regions with one result. Mayo vs Ketchup was not combined, so it had three separate results (which all favored Pearl)
132868 No.14312773
>>14312337
>checking your own digits
6b24c1 No.14313004
We've got 2 in mumble right now. Come in for Salmon Run, League, and maybe private battles later.
a6b706 No.14313274
>>14310498
>Tomato and lettuce are the only non sauce toppings
You'd be shot acting like that round where I'm from
73b4d8 No.14316207
>>14310498
I think you mean:
>beef patty
>cheese
>bacon
>lettuce
>onion
>mayo
Though, bbq burgers are really the best burgers to exist.
>>14312451
>JP Marina is (mostly) a champion of good taste
>but not anywhere else
I have to wonder how each region decides who has which side.
5eb191 No.14318541
>>14315914
>strategy guide having any value, whatsoever
The sticker sheets are nice, though. I like it when you get some extra stuff with your game for the regular price.
1650c3 No.14318601
>>14310498
BUN
>grilled mushroom
>onion
<coarse horseradish
>lettuce
<steak sauce
half patty
>gruyere
half patty
BUN
af98cc No.14318769
Splatoon Thread: Hamburgers.
08ee95 No.14318858
>>14310498
Top-tier burger:
Provolone or mozz
Crisp lettuce; no weak shit
Mushrooms
Steak sauce
Pickles
Egg
Fuck tomatoes
05d522 No.14318933
>>14318601
>>14318858
>mushrooms
Mushrooms are piles of mold, why do people eat them?
a6b706 No.14318944
Put the onions in the meat
Form patty
Worcestershire and seasonings for a while
slap it around
Grill. Slow n Low
65ced2 No.14322933
I just wanted to talk about Splatoon. 🤔
a6b706 No.14323100
>>14322933
>I just want to do x
<doesn't do x
65ced2 No.14323229
>>14323100
Okay. What's your opinion on people who can't stick with just one or two weapons and likes to use a lot of different weapons? I like shooters, sloshers, and brushes, and still feel I'm not a versatile enough player. I think most people use at most three different weapons at any given time. What do you like to use?
1650c3 No.14323239
>>14318858
>fuck tomatoes
I see you are a man of taste, too.
>>14318933
They’re not, but keep telling yourself that.
6bf567 No.14324601
When will they buff blasters? My poking tool is totally outclassed by literally everything, and don't get me started on how much they nerfed jumpshots, they might as well fire at a 90 degree angle for all the accuracy it has, I need those clear shots for quick kills or I have to line up two o even three shots to take out one squid. It really needs 100% accuracy at all time to keep up with the brella, roller, shooter, and charger. Come on Nintendo, we really need a buff here, the only people playing this weapon are dedicated fans of its unique playstyle but we can't hold out forever.
5075db No.14324661
>>14324601
Indeed. Blasters just can't hold a candle to other weapons in the game. Sometimes, I like to play blasters just to fool around. They really ought to buff them so they're viable. Come on, Nintendo. Make blasters better.
e5070a No.14326433
dd6750 No.14326586
>>14324601
I cant tell if this is shitposting or something out of a fever dream
Blasters don't need a buff lmao. Hell I use the range blaster and
a6b706 No.14329031
>>14323229
>What's your opinion on people who can't stick with just one or two weapons and likes to use a lot of different weapons?
I'm fine with em
>What do you like to use?
Depends on the map but I try to use all the weapons consistently
>I think most people use at most three different weapons at any given time.
I think you might be a little generous with your estimate. Keeping the audience in mind, I'd wager most players have one main with a backup for certain levels or if they're getting their shit kicked in.
73b4d8 No.14330283
>>14318933
That's like saying salads are just piles of tree.
905d16 No.14330640
>>14310498
>ketchup
>not a nice relish
c37ff9 No.14330694
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14303219
official version
>スプラトゥーン2 ハイカライブ 闘会議2018
1650c3 No.14330730
>>14327976
>no nipples
0/10.
>no suckers in place of nipples
-10/10.
fed8c8 No.14331011
>>14330966
are you the guy making that Medli model as well?
bd6eb1 No.14331435
>>14330966
Marie needs bigger ink sacks.
f9a63f No.14331493
Why are you faggots playing a casual children's game? Grow up.
132868 No.14331627
>>14331493
>on a board for virtual childrens toys
>telling others to grow up
WEW
dc469d No.14331668
Team (((Money))) can't win this next splatfest…
322294 No.14331789
>>14331668
Jews always win, my fellow anonymous poster.
795628 No.14332378
>>14331011
haha holy shit are you still here?
yeah but i kinda abandoned it
6bf567 No.14333464
>each time I lose I get a crack in my bar
I am perfectly fine and not upset by this at all
2a5005 No.14333916
So I haven't played in a while, I think when that basketball mode was introduced. How is balance?
6bf567 No.14334076
>>14333916
I would say it's balanced for the most part, but it has a few issues because teammates will often be off alone gathering clams and you have to rely on them being good enough to at least get away, probably a little more than usual. Your major frustration will come from noticing that the enemy team will always seem to group with 2 super clams and about 16 spare clams, all barreling towards your goal with four specials and you're all alone to fight it all off.
9c327b No.14334171
I'm not even a squigger-lover, but I love pickles on my burger. Some onion with it too.
702f22 No.14334175
>>14332378
Are you also the guy making the Hat Kid model?
dc51c2 No.14334328
>>14334171
>I'm not even a squigger-lover,
Whats with all you racists in this thread, Marina is a Octoling not an Inkling.
aa70a3 No.14334797
>>14334328
filthy fucking octos do not belong in inkopolis.
send them back to the sewers. build the manhole cover.
73b4d8 No.14335471
>>14334797
Feeling that titty-envy pretty hard, aren't you?
dc51c2 No.14335709
>>14334797
Sending them back won't help if your women chase after BOT
bd6eb1 No.14336891
>>14335709
>The reject no one liked turned into an ink burner
>The best girl everyone loved stayed pure
Enjoy your leftovers.
795628 No.14337739
>>14334175
nope
is there a lewd one?
01b8af No.14339741
>>14336891
>tfw Marie didn't fall for the V8 meme
dd6750 No.14342317
Slosher deco lookin pretty cleannnn
4f2a00 No.14342383
We need one more person on Team Love in the mumble to do team splatfest
GET ING HERE
Holy shit the new Shifty has Ink cannons!
6bf567 No.14342781
This is the best map ever!
I love this Shifty Station!
It is the best!
e4678f No.14342783
>>14342383
Damn it, Con/Kero/Barrel, go to bed.
6bf567 No.14344485
post yfw you see the DSP of Splatoon get carried to splatfest victories by clanfaggots who put up with him for some unknown reason
c480e7 No.14345243
>>14336891
>I don't have splatoon
>either one
>the last and only Nintendo console I ever owned was the GC
>i know almost nothing about this game or its mechanics
>I only rarely ever come into splatoon threads
and even I know that Marie is best girl, you only need to look at her for like three seconds and it's pretty clear. People who like Pearl are shitters
1820af No.14345275
Does this game have a "lengthy" single player like with the first game?
1820af No.14345286
>>14345275
better question: how has this game improved since the first?
46a5f2 No.14345327
>>14345275
>Does this game have a "lengthy" single player like with the first game?
It's significantly longer than the first game. There are also many more weapon types available. It's not horribly long, but it's miles ahead of the first game.
>better question: how has this game improved since the first?
Some balance changes. Not all are good. They eliminated damage up and defense up abilities, made some other abilities kind of worthless. The game isn't full of Luna Blaster quick respawn pieces of shit anymore. There are a couple more game modes. Salmon Run is really fun, and very unique to the rest of the game. Clam Blitz is passable. It's not the best mode, but I like it better than Turf War and Splat Zones. There are a few more weapon types, namely, umbrella, dualies, and squeezer. It's not all improvements, but I like it better than Splatoon 1.
Any other questions?
1820af No.14345405
>>14345327
>any more questions
outside of whether it's worth buying a switch or not, not really. thanks
795628 No.14346652
>>14345243
marie > pearl > marina > callie
f3a683 No.14346722
>>14346652
Marina is colored like poop she is the worst
f1126f No.14346723
>normal matches are close, under 5% difference every round
>splatfest matches are always absolute rolls one way or another
How'd they fuck up matchmaking so bad every single match during splatfest?
Also these communication errors are happening every fourth match, it's insane, whereas normally I get one a night maybe
Fuck this shit, I'll resume playing once Shitfest is over
f1126f No.14346738
>>14334797
Agreed, octonogs get out
9ffdac No.14346988
>>14346738
DOUSE THE OCTARIANS
INK WAR NOW
1a9922 No.14347039
>>14345405
Yes. Come play on the Mumble with us.
1820af No.14347345
>>14347039
Maybe when a bundle goes on sale.
4f2a00 No.14347544
>>14346988 (Heil!)
TOXIC MIST THE OCTOS
TERFWAR NOW!
cb664b No.14347682
OH MY GOD THERE'S CANNONS
ab2f94 No.14347775
>>14342379
The goyim don't stand a chance
cb664b No.14348139
I miss cannons now.
Also holy shit all mystery weapons in salmon run
a6b706 No.14348294
6b24c1 No.14348329
5 in Mumble. One more and we can do private battles.
dd6750 No.14348411
Man I sure do love my Custom Range Blaster
4f2a00 No.14348554
>>14348411
Toxic mist yourself
86a814 No.14348597
>>14267394
>like an artist
>starts to draw futa
>ends up only drawing futa
This is a pain I know too well.
aa70a3 No.14348616
Splatfest results are in
NA's Money vs Love Splatfest is over, but love isn't over.
6bf567 No.14348738
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14348411
THREAD THEME BABY
dc469d No.14349041
>>14348616
Money grubbing kike squids get the gas.
ff0139 No.14349105
>>14349041
t. nigger lover
1820af No.14350230
Why is it that the best girl choices in splatfests always has the choices that almost everyone will agree with? What is the science behind this?
cb664b No.14350854
>>14350230
Splatfest is rigged because marina is a nigger and the niggers will chimp out if she loses
1f5c27 No.14350895
>>14350854
Niggers don't play Splatoon
cb664b No.14350923
>>14350895
They don't buy comics either, didn't stop them
7044ca No.14351717
>>14291513
Yeah, this backwards ass country called America.
>>14304357
>being this salty over losing
>muh rigged
Sorry most people chose love.
>>14334328
Octarians need to be removed completely.
>>14346652
>putting callie below the new trash
Gay.
>>14350895
What about ThatSRBDude?
132868 No.14352693
>>14350230
>Why is it that the best girl choices in splatfests always has the choices that almost everyone will agree with?
Because Pearl is perfect.
23c4dc No.14353461
Gonna miss that Salmon Run rotation.
It was so much fun and i broke my personal record.
To bad i`m still shit and will never get 999
c4abfb No.14353670
Congratulations! You are now King Nigger
c4abfb No.14353679
f98b33 No.14360094
7 Hats with Comeback Ability
I think thats enough.
Is there more?
7bf120 No.14362189
I'll try to jump on the Mumble tonight. k thnx
dd6750 No.14364524
Ayy got gold last Twin squad rotation
4c330c No.14373651
Squid friends,
How does team pairing work in ranked? As somebody who is personally sitting at around power level 2000 or so during splatfests, I'm noticing that my team power level is always generally pretty low. As in 1400-1600 low. Are they pairing me up with a bunch of power level 1300s and do they try to even the power levels for the match itself? If so, the game is purposely matching me with the worst players to make it "fair". I'm noticing that more often than not, my team really doesn't seem to know what it's doing, but that may just be because I'm in the lower ranks.
Also, don't use the splat charger if you're level 10 and don't know how to play the game. Nobody wants you on the team for ranked. You're a negative contribution.
dd6750 No.14373774
>>14373651
In ranked or well splatfests your case
its basically wages in your wins, kills, and contribution to the team(assist kills are one of them)
S+ Players will always get a head start in the 2000's rage
A B C Below go from 1800 to 1300
The 7/7 TBD meter when finished will factor all that in
even if you do bad and win 5 out of 7 games you'll still be higher with the S+ grade that you have in any game mode
4c330c No.14373894
>>14373774
So, does splatfest power level relate to ranked power level? Is it character based, or is it mode based? For example, I jumped through the B ranks yesterday on rainmaker and splat zones, and our team's power level was consistently lower. It was around 1400 to 1600. So, is my power level as a B rank, who barely touched the game mode within that range, or is it the same as my splatfest power level, around 2000, and I'm being paired with especially low power levels for the rank to even out the teams? Or is it neither?
dd6750 No.14374081
>>14373894
Splatfest power is different than ranked power
Ranked power means the general whose power scaled in the room from B- to B+ and it just means the general skill level in the room
Splatfest power is just its going to place who you are paired with even if you're paired with shitty B rankers. (Think of it as Leauge battle rankings)
4c330c No.14374584
>>14374081
Thanks for the info. So, ultimately, that leads to my last question: Why are my teams so damn stupid?
dd6750 No.14375034
>>14374584
They dont lab or try new strats.
4c330c No.14380418
Anyone playing this weekend? I have no life and need digital squid validation.
dd6750 No.14380541
>>14380418
I am probably
Just brushing up on my aim
4c330c No.14380604
>>14380541
Well, you're a better shot than me.
92e77a No.14383181
It`s a Holiday.
How will you spend your time with your woomy?
8adef8 No.14383236
>>14383181
By telling her it's over between us and I'm dating the much hotter Octoling girl instead.(Unless it's Marie or Pearl)
e65246 No.14383260
>>14291513
>gherkin
According to Wikipedia, the gherkin is the type of cucumber used to make pickles. That said, no self-respecting American thinks of anything but these disgusting-ass sweet things when the name is brought up: >>14291530 >>14291598
Poor localization.
>>14310498
> thinks vinegar overpowers the other flavors
> puts on mustard
I love the taste of vinegar, it complements my personality.
92e77a No.14384005
>>14383236
can you introduce me to your woomy?
tell me something about her.
442e3e No.14388823
>starting clam blitz for the first time
>C rank is a nightmare
>nobody knows how to play
>don't collect clams
>can't coordinate
>don't know how to defend the basket
What a nightmare. Once I hit B rank, it turned out to be much, much better. Am I playing with retarded children again?
dd6750 No.14389838
>>14388823
>Once you hit B rank
OH BUDDY the decent players are S and Above
LOL
264bf4 No.14392637
>>14389838
I'm not looking for good players. I'm looking for players who aren't drooling all over their controllers.
552f89 No.14393327
I played Clam Blitz today.
368489 No.14394241
I drew a quick picture because I was bored.
cb664b No.14394277
How would you rate a teammate who jumps infront of you with a brella?
a6b706 No.14394306
>>14394277
Fine if he doesn't block the shots with his body
cb664b No.14394331
>>14394306
There aren't enough run speeds for me to get out of that embarresment
552f89 No.14394338
>mfw you can start recognizing people in the thread based on their shitposting styles.
cb664b No.14394363
>>14394338
please tell me you don't mean me
552f89 No.14394376
>>14394363
I'm not naming names again.
:^)
c9591b No.14401706
>>14394338
You don't know nann nigga
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6bf567 No.14403793
NEW PATCH INCOMING, WE GOT NOTES
I'll make a short transcription
Main Weapons
Aerospray: leaves more ink droplets per shot, so each bullet will ink more turf essentially
.52 Gal: more accurate at start, stays accurate longer
Jet Squelcher: more accurate while jumping, by about 20%
Clash Blaster: time between shots reduced by two frames
L3 Nozzlenose: shots travel faster
H3 Nozzlenose: no inaccuracy while jumping, bullets ink ground more
Carbon Roller: horizontal flick killzone distance increased by about 35%
E-Liter: shot speed increased
Mini Splatling: time until ink recover after firing reduced by ten frames
Hydra Splatling: now fires 25% longer
Dualie Squelchers: More accurate in default firing mode by about 20%
Undercover Brella: inks more turf per shot
Sub Weapons
Beakons: Enemies that are near beakons will be revealed on the map
Special Weapons
Tenta Missiles: you can target while in squid form, you'll still be a kid while firing
Inkjet: more responsive
Baller: more responsive
Splashdown: lol you actually thought it was going to get changed?
Some weapons had their "points to special" changed.
Custom Splattershot Jr. w/Ink Storm: 190 down to 180
.96 Gal w/Ink Armor: 200 down to 190
Gold Dynamo Roller: 200 down to 190
Splat Roller/Hero Roller w/Splashdown: 170 up to 180
Slosher Deco w/Baller: 190 up to 200
Salmon Run now has more named ranks beyond Profreshional where 100, 200, 300, and 400 were; and will tell you when you've reached peak difficulty
A few other changes…
-can't jump as high on an enemy sponge
-ink rail on Mako Mart Rainmaker is changed slightly
-the Splatzones on Walleye Warehouse and Shellendorf Institute now inclde the tops of some objects in the zone
-fixed a glitch where you could dodge roll through a brella shield
-fixed a glitch where there could be two rainmakers on the field
-fixed a glitch with bars getting cracked when losing after teammates dc hopefully it works this time
dd6750 No.14405770
Time to make a new thread I got this
8adef8 No.14405844
>>14405770
Post link when done
852d31 No.14405846
dd6750 No.14405979
dd6750 No.14405981