856590 No.14405963
HOW FRESH ARE YOU?!?
HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?!
HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?!
How memed are you?
Previous thread: >>14075286
Join our Mumble server for Squid Squad voicechat (usually Friday / Saturday):
http://wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page
Mumble Info down below
Label: Swamp
Address swamp.li
Port 64738
NEWS
PATCH 2.3.0. INKCOMING
Main Weapons
-Aerospray: leaves more ink droplets per shot, so each bullet will ink more turf essentially
-.52 Gal: more accurate at start, stays accurate longer
-Jet Squelcher: more accurate while jumping, by about 20%
-Clash Blaster: time between shots reduced by two frames
-L3 Nozzlenose: shots travel faster
-H3 Nozzlenose: no inaccuracy while jumping, bullets ink ground more
-Carbon Roller: horizontal flick killzone distance increased by about 35%
-E-Liter: shot speed increased
-Mini Splatling: time until ink recover after firing reduced by ten frames
-Hydra Splatling: now fires 25% longer
-Dualie Squelchers: More accurate in default firing mode by about 20%
-Undercover Brella: inks more turf per shot
Sub Weapons
-Beakons: Enemies that are near beakons will be revealed on the map JIMS GUNNA LOVE THIS
Special Weapons
-Tenta Missiles: you can target while in squid form, you'll still be a kid while firing
-Inkjet: more responsive
-Baller: more responsive
-Splashdown: lol you actually thought it was going to get changed?
–Some weapons had their "points to special" changed.–
Custom Splattershot Jr. w/Ink Storm: 190 down to 180
.96 Gal w/Ink Armor: 200 down to 190
Gold Dynamo Roller: 200 down to 190
Splat Roller/Hero Roller w/Splashdown: 170 up to 180
Slosher Deco w/Baller: 190 up to 200
Salmon Run now has more named ranks beyond Profreshional where 100, 200, 300, and 400 were; and will tell you when you've reached peak difficulty
A few other changes…
-can't jump as high on an enemy sponge
-ink rail on Mako Mart Rainmaker is changed slightly
-the Splatzones on Walleye Warehouse and Shellendorf Institute now inclde the tops of some objects in the zone
-fixed a glitch where you could dodge roll through a brella shield
-fixed a glitch where there could be two rainmakers on the field
-fixed a glitch with bars getting cracked when losing after teammates dc hopefully it works this time
POST FRIEND CODES
Post your Switch Code/Nintendo Network ID here for fun with squid friends you never even knew you could have!
Post your freshest and dankest squid memes here!
Also Post your Ranked builds you some anons could use the help/tips
856590 No.14405974
OCTOLINGS ARE TRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
b02743 No.14406002
8920a0 No.14406100
I'm excited for the new thread.
c78800 No.14406137
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH CUT IT OUT WITH THE MAINTENANCE SO I CAN PLAY NINTY
8920a0 No.14406147
>>14406137
A shame. I was going to jump on, too.
15f634 No.14406173
Octolings are okay, but what about cuntboys?
929d84 No.14406180
>>14406173
>Cuntboys
ELMINATE THE GAY SQUID COMMUNITY
15f634 No.14406183
>>14406180
Can you really say I participate in the community when I mostly just post that and then wait for the next thread?
8920a0 No.14406200
>>14406183
Well, it's a tradition, so yes. You're part of the community. Like Punxsutawney Phil.
929d84 No.14406201
>>14406183
You don't have to participate in order to help the gay community. Your mere presence bolsters their fold. There is only straight love here.
8920a0 No.14406250
Have some stale WEBMs, squids.
c78800 No.14406305
929d84 No.14406329
>>14406305
>Wake up 5 am to play with your fellow burger players
>Wait till 6 am because maintenance
>It is 6 am, go drive the kids to school
756967 No.14406675
Reminder that those that are not fast are infact last
And a 20 splats in one game is totally possible
8bdc39 No.14407921
Splatoon2 is the best game on Switch right now
e69548 No.14408303
>>14406329
>being a father
>playing games for kids at 5 am
>playing videogames at all
625d95 No.14408493
>>14406410
>Callie eliminating her meal ticket
She's that fucking stupid, yeah.
>>14406480
What's the matter? Upset that even PewDiePie thinks you're waifu a shit?
b77da0 No.14408730
What can quench Marina's thirst for hot ink?
294783 No.14409448
Remember ARMS?
Yeah, me neither.
c78800 No.14409466
They didn't even fix the bar cracking when you have a dc
e0d05a No.14409522
>>14409466
Nothing to fix if it's intentional
856590 No.14410250
My dream builds are coming a reality
803b90 No.14410273
>>14410250
Careful with that hoodie, Trayvon.
c1b67d No.14410338
>>14410250
With all that special up why not consider object shredder instead of ink resistance? I ask considering that ink resistance is less, if at all, necessary on long range shooters.
48f9af No.14410350
>>14406019
FRY THE OCTOS TAKOYAKI NOW
f84280 No.14410367
>>14410250
ay yo lemme order dem chuck taylors off you, weeg.
856590 No.14410374
d74ecc No.14410382
>>14409448
i remember noodle arms
756967 No.14410384
>>14409466
Nintendo still does the retarded exponentially increasing bans that prevent you from peer to peer matching with your friends that's been a problem since the wii (Pre homebrew to change your Wii ID because fuck nintendo is retarded about banning people)
294783 No.14410393
>>14410382
Good 'cuz nobody plays it, and everyone else is forcing themselves to "enjoy" Splatoon because at least it's not New Super Mario Bros.
adeaa0 No.14410473
>>14408493
>Upset that even PewDiePie thinks you're waifu a shit?
The final Splatfest results disagree with you.
>>14410382
Min Min and Mechanica were the only good things about that game.
>>14410393
>everyone else is forcing themselves to "enjoy" Splatoon because at least it's not New Super Mario Bros
What did he mean by this?
756967 No.14410485
>>14410473
I think he means "I have a personal resentment of the bing bing wahoo man please validate me"
929d84 No.14410488
GET IN MUMBLE YOU SQUIGGERS! WE ARE 6 NOW
294783 No.14410607
>>14410485
Only if it's uninspired, unlike Odyssey.
f84280 No.14411136
>>14410473
>splatfest results justify my trashfu
adeaa0 No.14412563
>>14411136
Aw, is the butthurt Calliefag and/or octonigger mad that the facts don't support his opinion?
708407 No.14412922
>>14407921
That'll change when paid online goes live, then it'll die like all the other online trash.
708407 No.14412930
>>14410382
>>14409448
>told everyone that ARMS was only being bought because switch had no fucking games on it and retards are tying to fill out their library
>not two weeks later
>fucking no one knows about ARMS
00cf1e No.14412935
>>14412930
Reported. Kill yourself, horsefucker.
31da5f No.14413863
>>14410473
>that filename
>that replying style
I recognize (You), in the rare occasions I see your posts, (You) reply to half the thread in a single post, writing like an insufferable nigger with a bleeding mangina, without exceptions.
Granted, after the first time, I don't even read the gay shit (You) regurgitate on your keyboard anymore, but at least TRY to be less monotone, add some pictures to your shitposting folder or something..
niggerfaggot
6108e3 No.14414141
>>14412930
Is that a pony recreation of the scene from duo rondo? It's still heresy but that's pretty well made.
541cd1 No.14414478
If octopus has 8 legs then that means inklings have 4 pussies right?
adeaa0 No.14414629
>>14413863
Not everyone on /v/ is one guy you paranoid faggot.
856590 No.14415632
Alright
time to play with my Forge and Range Blaster
WHENS MY CUSTOM RANGE BLASTER NINTENDO
549adb No.14415649
>>14415632
Maintenance right now, I believe.
d04cba No.14416060
We have five in Mumble and there's a new map. Get in here, squiggers. One more and we can start doing private battles.
6652b6 No.14416089
>>14414629
>>14413863
I'm just joshing you guys. These are both me, lol.
a8febf No.14416106
>>14412922
Atleast it'll cut the retarded brazilian child population to almost nothing
0c5e24 No.14416361
>The Wii U game is still worth $25
I mean it's retarded, but I'm glad it still holds some value.
549adb No.14416401
>>14416361
They still sell it for $60 new at my local Walmart.
549adb No.14416843
Disappointing that the game won't actually let you Chaos Dunk through the hoops.
c78800 No.14418968
ALL RIGHT SQUIDS
tell me what you think of the new map and weapon
9e94cb No.14419592
>>14418968
I did a few matches of Turf War and I tried out the Dark Tetra Dualies. I like the kit. Autobomb and Splashdown are great for dualie weapons in my opinion, but the weapon itself is trash. Ink coverage is underwhelming, fire rate is slow, shots are inaccurate, damage is low, and the extra dodge roll gimmick is more or less negated by how slow and short the dodge rolls are, combined with the massive wait time after a roll, rendering you a sitting duck. Frankly, the drawbacks of the weapon heavily outweigh the benefits. Last night, when it released, I thought this weapon was going to be a massive game changer, but in actual practice, I find even standard splat dualies to be the superior weapon. They simply can't out-damage weapons of similar range and utility like Splattershots, N-Zaps, or really any of the other dualies, possibly including Glooga.
Goby Arena is an interesting map. I appreciate the verticality it has, but dislike how many uninkable areas there are. People will be constantly fighting over the center area, and there really aren't a lot of convenient ways to get into enemy territory. It's practically suicidal to do so, unless you jump from the hoops to the higher island off to the side. In short, it's okay. It's not Starfish Mainstage bad, but it feels small, overall.
As mentioned in >>14416843, you can't jump through the hoops, which makes it marginally less fun.
850cc8 No.14419635
>>14408303
Dads who play videogames are the best dads.
And I'm not just saying that because it was one of the few positive experiences of my childhood.
10ad33 No.14420630
US Splatfest was announced. We're UK levels of stupidity now.
3a6066 No.14420660
>>14420655
Marina confirmed for Red Pilled Goddess
7beb2e No.14420667
>>14420630
The egg came first.
10ad33 No.14420681
>>14420667
Hey! Save it for the splatfest.
becb04 No.14420691
747031 No.14420707
>>14420660
now play the lewd one fagget.
adeaa0 No.14420865
>>14420630
It's already been scientifically proven that the egg came first though.
21af53 No.14420879
>>14420865
Everybody go home. Splatfest is over.
becb04 No.14421434
>>14420865
Nothing but egg propaganda
b9dbfc No.14421435
>>14420655
>>14420660
>>408575368
Shes corrupting the minds of the young inklings. She needs to be shot before more of her absurd octoling ideology infects the young ones.
a091e8 No.14421443
>>14420865
Then who laid the first egg dummy?
d04cba No.14421444
We're one short of being able to do private battles again. Somebody get in here.
629cec No.14421507
>>14420660
>kike solipsistic deconstructionism is redpilled
Nah.
d081f1 No.14421533
Thoughts on the Tetra Dualies?
I thought the prospect of having 4 dodge rolls was cool, at first, but that fucking end lag.
Fastfalling off of moray towers still ends up with me lagging when I hit the ground.
856590 No.14421597
>>14421533
If you're a left side played the tetra dualies should be good
10ad33 No.14421687
>>14421533
>>14419592 is my shitty opinion.
8cefbb No.14421742
>>14420630
Teenagers/Adults will choose the white colour
Children the yellow colour
c78800 No.14421828
If Chicken v. Egg has the same stage as this JP splatfest, we're going to have something interesting on our hands.
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME!!
The gist is that that thingy in the middle comes down after some time, trapping inklings inside where they fight to the death. Or until a jump pad materializes in the center that lets you out. I don't know if it'll ever raise back up once it finishes, if it doesn't it means the victor gets free turf for you team for an entire match, which is kind of cool and would be way cooler if faggots with stingrays didn't exist to turn the honorable Thunder Duel into a big shitheap.
e1a0a2 No.14424265
>>14420865
>It's already been scientifically proven that the egg came first though.
Who laid it then?
897bf2 No.14424288
>>14424265
The ancestor of the chicken, that was not quite a chicken yet.
2e1393 No.14424294
756967 No.14424418
>>14421533
Dualies are for droolies.
756967 No.14424440
>>14420655
REMOVE THE POST MODERNIST OCTO
adeaa0 No.14425327
>>14421443
>>14424265
Non-chicken creatures that had evolved the ability to lay eggs similar to a chickens.
6e8bac No.14426943
o shit i am late
Splatfest NA
>>14420630
>>14420655
This is almost European. The difference is that Pearl and Marina seem to think it's all a joke.
Ignoring that, it's Toiletfest-tier.
>>14421828
The shape reminds me of the Christmas NA Shifty Station with the scrubbers in the middle spreading ink. It looks like they added alternate paths so it might not be as shitty, and the gimmick sounds more fun.
Also, the Splatposts so far seem to be more about "which do you like more" rather than the actual, atrocious, euro-tier question.
I'm placing my bet on chiken.
6e8bac No.14426992
>>14426943
damnit i posted the wrong memes.
3d0214 No.14427151
Get on mumble, we are 5, you bitch ass SQUIGGAS!
640255 No.14427180
'splat' is the sound that semen makes
ergo, this franchise is gay.
629cec No.14427208
>>14427180
If your semen makes noise, shitposter, you need to go to the doctor.
eb0c1b No.14427212
Spray those fags on team egg with your white ink in the name of GOD!
756967 No.14427231
>>14427212
>Team Chicken has white ink
640255 No.14427236
>>14427208
let me clarify
it's the sound that my semen makes when i spray it all over your mother's fat face while you're in the basement playing children's games.
0df8a8 No.14427274
>>14427236
That's not gay though.
d04cba No.14427291
Q, if you're still around we're ready to do private battles. Just get back in Mumble so we can add you
9a5ea8 No.14427294
>>14427236
I always wonder what the psychology is behind people thinking that "I fucked your mom" is a devastating idea. It has to be based in some deep-rooted oedipal shit. Even if it was true, I wouldn't be upset, I would just think that you were a retard who had shit taste.
52a2e3 No.14427417
>>14412922
I'm not a fan of having to pay for online play, but it could be a lot worse.
756967 No.14427426
>>14427417
>It could be worse
What an utterly pointless and stupid phrase, of course it could, that doesn't make a shitty situation better.
52a2e3 No.14427437
>>14427426
Don't play anything but PC then dumb nigger.
756967 No.14427442
>>14427437
Fuck you I'm going to wait for hacks to get LAN mode to work with LAN emulation software.
d04cba No.14427444
>>14427417
Sure, but that doesn't change the fact that we'll be paying for a lower quality service than we got for free on the Wii U, and the paywall will shrink a playerbase that's already small (when the Japanese are in Splatfest, the rest of the world can't even muster 100 teams for league battles).
756967 No.14427755
How much were mynintendo Gold coins supposed to be worth again? For the rebates.
7fdda9 No.14429901
8a6817 No.14430238
>>14429953
A squidkid that has a good vaginabro does it for free
856590 No.14434437
367fc0 No.14435434
Sorry I couldn't jump on the Mumble over the weekend, squids. I've been trying to get more involved with the community. :(
c78800 No.14435461
I now have all four S+ rankings!
367fc0 No.14435497
>>14435461
Any tips for a lazy, but aspiring squid who is slowly working up the ranks? Other than git gud faggot
c78800 No.14435572
>>14435497
git gud faggot
Nah, I kind of hate to say it but keep playing and eventually you'll get to a rating where you win about half the time or a little more and that'll get you to S+ in enough time. Your winrate will be about 50/50 and your chance to progress up a rank will be about 50/50.
If you want to slide the odds in your favor though, aside from practicing enough to beat any squid in a duel without trading, focus on staying alive as much as you can. Run away from fights that are scary, stay around your team, try to harass the objective as much as you can. And try to make notes of where enemies come from, there have been more than a few times I thought "hmm, I haven't seen an enemy in a while, I bet someone's trying to get behind us" just to turn to see that yep, there's a squid there.
I hope it helps a little bit, really you can make it up there my playing a bunch
1c6888 No.14435574
>>14435461
good job for being good at a NINTENDO Videogame for seven year olds.
1c6888 No.14435580
>Reached 600 on Salmon Run
>Can`t reach Rank S+
367fc0 No.14435595
>>14435572
Do you often play during the early afternoon? I see you on fairly frequently. :^)
629cec No.14435604
>>14427437
>you are dumb if you do not like to be fucked in the ass
A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, ‘You are mad; you are not like us!'
– St. Anthony the Great
c78800 No.14435627
697de5 No.14435695
>Decided to load up Splatoon2 to check out the new updates.
>Begin at create a character screen.
>Someone deleted my save data.
>What the fuck?
>I'll play through this until I'm in Inkopolis then.
>Reach Inkopolis.
>Back to level 1.
>All weapons gone.
>All outfits gone.
>Seasnails are gone too.
I'm not permabanned from online at least. Still this fucking sucks.
367fc0 No.14435696
>>14435572
Also, climbing up the ranks has been easy peasy so far. I've been able to skip ranks a few times, and the lower ranks seem to fall for some really basic tricks. Not to mention the fact that I can get 20+ splats sometimes. I'm assuming once I hit S and above that this all changes. The only thing really holding me back right now is my own anxiety and the fact that playing with lower rating shit tier players means that my team has them, too.
c78800 No.14435717
>>14435695
How far along were you?
>>14435696
It sounds like you'll make it up to S+ pretty easily, anon, no need to be nervous
367fc0 No.14435784
The reminds me
>Clam Blitz
>using inkbrush
>zipping around like a madman
>the only person scoring points on my team
>e-liter user gets a power clam halfway into the match
>sits near our basket, not passing it or running it into their territory
>signal "This Way!" to get them to either pass me the clam or to run it with me
>e-liter ignores my signals on two separate occasions
>faggot e-liter tries to run his ball to the basket at the last 10 seconds, trying to look like a badass, gets completely cut off, losing us the game
>mfw
697de5 No.14435804
>>14435717
Completed single player with all weapon skins. Was around level 30 with close to A+ ranks in all game modes minus the new one, which didn't exist then. I had to put Splatoon down due to internet issues in the fall and paying for bandwith.
Apparently my save data from all of my Switch games was deleted due to fallout of family politics. It even has parental controls on it now.
Squids, if you love vidya move away from family.
367fc0 No.14435830
>>14435804
>Apparently my save data from all of my Switch games was deleted due to fallout of family politics. It even has parental controls on it now.
I'm glad I live on my own. I would have had a shit fit simply because of the time and effort put into my file.
A friend of mine bought one of those Nyko docks, and it fucked his USB C port. He had to send his Switch in to Nintendo to get it repaired. We thought his files were as good as gone. He was in a panic for a week and a half until he got it back, and it was fine. You have my sympathy.
e1a0a2 No.14435845
>>14435804
>It even has parental controls on it now.
How old are you exactly?
a9f571 No.14435857
>>14435830
3rd party battery accessories NEVER EVER. I had one for my first 3DS and it fucking exploded in the charger. You're better off carrying around one of those cell phone power packs duct-taped to the back of your switch.
c78800 No.14435865
>>14435804
>data deleted due to family politics
You have my sympathies anon
697de5 No.14435971
>>14435845
28. Mother's ill with blood clots and pneumonia from super flu. She needs constant watch due to blood clots or we send her to nursing home. Brother threw out his back too. So I'm paying for everything now.
>>14435830
For alt dock I use Hori stand. I don't have the space in my room for second monitor so I use Switch in tabletop mode on desk. Dock lets me plug in charger and I use PC speakers via AUX.
367fc0 No.14436061
>>14435971
That sucks. My mother was in the process of having heart surgery after I had moved out of state, and I came back to help her recover for a year and a half. Family is important, but I feel like they drag you down sometimes.
697de5 No.14436094
>>14436061
Well I suppose the good news is after level 10 I shitlist turf war for ranked only and get proper stats this time.
1c6888 No.14436119
300 with randoms
Thank dog this shit takes only 1 hour to get my 2 superbonuses and i still stay in 300 this time It went up (340) and down. (330)
>Play with 4 others who are in 300
3 Round = 20 eggs Quota
367fc0 No.14436155
>>14436119
I'm afraid to jump on SR again because after the 300 mark, the randos can't seem to hold their own. I don't want to further lose pay grade.
1c6888 No.14436176
>>14436155
Its a Gamble and it depends on the Weapon and Map.
Got over 100 Eggs with randoms.
367fc0 No.14436223
>>14436094
I look forward to seeing you out there.
>>14436176
I got 98 with randoms once. Usually, they're too stupid to coordinate properly. Salmonid Smokeyard is a nightmare because, despite that map being a few months old now, people still don't know how to work as a team on it. Nobody shares the elevators and nobody checks the corners for bosses.
697de5 No.14436298
>>14436223
Salmon Run randumbs sucks until you hit profreshional. I'm going to suck on the new salmon run maps. I wish there was a way to scout Salmon Run maps without LAN.
367fc0 No.14436317
>>14436298
If you jump on the Mumble, sometimes there are people willing to coordinate with you who aren't completely worthless
756967 No.14438806
They found the counter for Run Speed ups every slot
It's fucking bubbles
Jesus christ I have never felt so defeated
49ef28 No.14439145
>>14438806
>Jesus christ I have never felt so defeated
That's me every day in league.
e217cf No.14440582
e217cf No.14440600
>>14435971
So let me get this straight:
>30-2 years old
>pay your family's way thru life
>As thanks, they delete your save data and put parental controls on a console you presumably paid for
Am I understanding you correctly? And if so, why do you tolerate this abuse?
67dfe3 No.14440646
>>14435971
would pay a underage Squidgirl Prostitute for you! You don`t have a easy life.
79193d No.14440658
>>14435971
>So I'm paying for everything now.
God bless you, Anon.
697de5 No.14442857
>>14440600
They got sick after deleting my save. At the moment I'm working less than part time and can't afford to move. Even though it's rural rent here is $800 a month. So they better appreciate me now and let me play fucking vidya when I want.
Thanks for support. Would reply earlier but I got called into work. How many levels until I can Chad popper?
01a987 No.14443541
>>14442857
Still, they locked your switch up with parental controls
and you're 28
Are they actually insane?
c78800 No.14443603
Post yfw the person carrying the power clam on your team decides not to walk forward two steps to make a goal, through your team's color with three enemies dead and the fourth nowhere in sight, and instead turns around to walk to the center of the map and hide in his ink oblivious of the large "please kill me right now" marker on his back
>mfw I have no face
de6396 No.14443876
What is the point of S+n shit? Will I get more powerful players the higher number I get? I miss Splatoon 1's old S+ where it meant fucking something.
c78800 No.14443904
>>14443876
It's just something more to strive for, for the most part. But you need to have a winrate a bit over 50% on average to move up, so the rank itself won't put you against better players, but going out to do it should raise your mmr to find better players
697de5 No.14445980
>>14443541
Yes. But no pity. It was my fault for not putting parental controls through my account first when I got the Switch. And now I'm still trolled by family because they will refuse to desync the app even after I move out and keep Switch with me.
The only solution to this problem is to make another My Nintendo account (account transfers require parental controls PIN), buy a second switch, and sync parental controls to my new account before parents find out.
15f634 No.14445998
>>14445980
I'd feel sad for you if you weren't such a fucking manchild.
You're 28 and your parents are walking all over you. This should have stopped TEN(!) years ago. Fucking hell
7bc3b1 No.14446168
I had a frustrating time in ranked yesterday.
>first four matches in a row, get disconnects on my team; lose
>fifth match, have an idler in the spawn the whole match; lose
>sixth match, squid party; lose
>a few matches after that, mostly losses
>get rebalanced due to the losses; get a winning streak
>three cracks in the bar, and two wins from a rank up
>lose and the bar breaks, resetting the rank
>mfw
Disgusting. Never have I seen such a display of blatant poofery. Never in all my life.
7bc3b1 No.14446172
>>14446168
I forgot my face
5bf38d No.14446354
>>14446321
Woomy is marginally superior to ngyes.
697de5 No.14446414
>>14445998
Agreed. This was all done while I was at work too. Anyway I'm not quite level 10 yet. I'll be skipping splatfest due to work. Even when I'm 10 I'll be playing ranked with randumbs and scrubbing slots.
5bf38d No.14446428
>>14446414
If you're not already on there, join us on the mumble some time, and we can do league or privates or something. You can probably order gear from us to get you back up to speed.
621f99 No.14446456
>>14446445
Nice glasses faggot got any other defects you want to advertise to the world?
ab184c No.14446477
>>14446456
her left boob is bigger then her right.
621f99 No.14446487
>>14446477
That's the last straw
856590 No.14446553
When you find out Arowana mall was taken off rotation due to a collision detection glitch
a294a0 No.14446627
>>14409448
I do
I still play it, its pretty good.
5bf38d No.14446876
>>14446445
That's a squid, alright.
ffb92a No.14448497
GET ON MUMBLE NOW, SQUIGGAS! WE ARE 4.
756967 No.14448629
>Failed connection bans ban you from local play
I'm still goddamn furious that they want to charge for this shit
If there's no free weekends I'm not goddamn playing online.
ffb92a No.14448899
WE ARE 6 SQUIGGAS LETS PLAY!!
bc5eb6 No.14449099
Average being dead is now 2 at 300% @ Salmon Run.
Finally some little Progress
50f932 No.14449114
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743cf4 No.14449381
Thanks again, Mumble friends for a great few hours. I really appreciate the good times and the bad times.
ffb92a No.14449918
>>14449614
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
bc5eb6 No.14451153
>Perfect Gear in Turf War
Can someone explain me this please?
33de67 No.14451225
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14451153
Some people really, REALLY want to win. like me ;_; Honestly, unless I'm grinding for chunks, I'm likely using my regular gear based on looks alone, which means my good gear. I like to look fresh.
7bc3b1 No.14452476
856590 No.14452510
Gotta be right back Bon. I just gotta charge my console battery
Also the GooTuber is surprisingly really fun
856590 No.14452536
Bon im in the Mumble btw and might stream to kill time for the direct
90f66c No.14453551
6f840b No.14453571
PAID LORE DLC.
FUCK IT I'M DOWN.
13b968 No.14453620
20 dollars for cosmetics. Nice.
6f840b No.14453625
ALSO INKLINGS FOR SMASH
LESS EXCITED BUT HEY THATS COOL
STILL GONNA JERK OFF TO THAT EXPANSION TRAILER LATER
3e3ebc No.14453628
Are you willing to pay for your octolings?
6f840b No.14453649
>>14453628
If it was just octolings no.
But I get a new Singleplayer stuff, and new story content, so yea.
5d6073 No.14453674
>>14453649
>not willing to pay for just octolings
>but if I get 2 more hours of singleplayer content which is just more of the same shit then yeah im all in
How does it feel to suck corporate dick this hard?
a3e112 No.14453740
Now that you can play best species I might try and get back into the game again.
856590 No.14453755
>Version 3.0 has new music
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
becb04 No.14453756
FROM THE MOMENT THEY WERE FIRST REVEALED I PREACHED THAT OCTOLINGS ARE SUPERIOR AND NOW THE TIME HAS COME TO SHOW THE WORLD ALSO HOLY HELL THOSE OCTO QTS ARE SO CUTE
c78800 No.14453765
IT'S FINALLY TIME!
AT LONG LAST!
becb04 No.14453778
Also being a poor fag since it Splatoons inception is suffering
8b0e45 No.14453780
>People are willing to pay for DLC here
9cdb32 No.14453786
>>14453740
>Octoscum planning on paying for dlc
856590 No.14453793
>>14453756
But you gotta earn it anon. :^)
3e3ebc No.14453799
>>14453780
Yes goys. Pay for your waifus.
87cf76 No.14453817
So why are Octolings all fucking sluts
c78800 No.14453846
LET'S NOT FORGET THAT PIRHANA PIT AND CAMP TRIGGERFISH ARE COMING NEXT MONTH
whew I had to get all that hype out
36fd96 No.14453852
>>14453674
>(1)
>cuckposting
becb04 No.14453907
>>14453793
Anon please don't remind me I'm a poorfag neet. One day I'll be able to prove that Octolings are superior
c78800 No.14453926
How do you do fellow squids?
36fd96 No.14453948
>>14453907
I'll give you $20 to get an octo gf
6f840b No.14453996
>>14453911
Holy shit, I completely missed agent 3 being there.
This is what the splatoon 2 main campaign should have been.
5d6073 No.14454020
>>14453852
>(2)
>doesn't know AVGN uncucked himself
>pays the merchant for shit that should be free
becb04 No.14454032
>>14453948
That's a kind offer and I truly appreciate it but I can't accept it anon. I don't have a switch or a WII U but I've been posting here since the very first thread. All that time I've told myself I'll be able to save enough money to play with you guys but problems keep arriving. But I'm confident this year (maybe) I'll be able to get a switch or Wii U. But what about that anon who is paying for his family? He sounds like he deserves it more than I do
36fd96 No.14454082
>>14454020
>e-everything s-should be f-free!
>>>/leftypol/
0997b2 No.14454132
On the one hand, I'm completely against paid DLC.
On the other hand, it's at least some content for Splatoon 2, which will become unplayable after September.
Who am I kidding, this is a fucking joke.
36fd96 No.14454140
>>14454132
>On the other hand, it's at least some content for Splatoon 2, which will become unplayable after September.
[citation needed]
4cd8bc No.14454147
nice new template, what did she see anons?
36fd96 No.14454156
>>14454147
Someone already posted an ACTUAL template, anon
>>14453988
0997b2 No.14454161
>>14454140
>[citation needed]
Okay.
https://www.nintendo.com/switch/online-service/
>Online play is free for Nintendo Account holders until our paid online service launches in September 2018.
Paid online means that the online multiplayer modes of games becomes inaccessible to people with an IQ above room temperature.
6f840b No.14454173
>>14454161
Eh, I don't know. They've moved the date for that like twice now.
36fd96 No.14454174
>>14454161
You mean the paid online service they already delayed two times? It's just going to get delayed until they abandon it.
14bd13 No.14454221
>>14453926
Slav squat edit when?
36fd96 No.14454243
>>14454196
TUPAC ALIVE IN SERBIA OCTO VALLEY
87cf76 No.14454265
>>14454196
Next NA Splatfest: East Coast Gangsta rap vs West Coast
5efb28 No.14454279
>>14453907
If i could i could give you 20 bucks so you won't feel left out anon.
c78800 No.14454295
Alright, I poorly snipped the new outfits they showed off, have a look at the new clothing
c78800 No.14454313
a good amount of old clothes make reappearances
87cf76 No.14454327
>>14454303
>gas mask is back
GET OUT OF THERE SPLATTER
becb04 No.14454384
>>14454279
Thank you anon but I can't accept it. But one day I will be able to play with all of you squigs
becb04 No.14454398
>>14454331
>That female Inkling in New18
bb1d31 No.14454510
>>14453911
I actually really like the music and the edgy aesthetic.
Seems the Octo also gets more gadgets or am I mistaking?
I'm guessing the big lore reveal is that humans tried genetic experimentation to survive/make soldiers, and they didn't finish it before going extinct/it went wrong wiping them out
f82b0f No.14454625
>>14454265
>West Coast
He's a New Yorker are you retarded
a04c32 No.14454763
>>14453780
Anyone who does should be laughed at for being such a faggot
856590 No.14455412
>>14454331
>The Octo Goggles are back
YESSSS>>14454331
3a6066 No.14455595
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14455554 (one off)
looks exhausting
399971 No.14455858
We have six people so we're doing private battles on the mumble if anyone wants to join
GET IN HERE
6f840b No.14455870
>>14455858
Are you guys pro-dlc or anti-dlc?
399971 No.14455893
6f840b No.14455897
c424b3 No.14455901
>>14455897
Are you fucking gay or something?
d74ecc No.14455925
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
does it sound quiet or is that just me?
90a6cd No.14456045
>>14421443
>>14420865
>>14420879
>>14421434
>>14424265
This is a really simple answer, its a mutation a deformity of a previous generation of a beast that closely resemble the dna of the chicken it got to fucking and fully developed into the life from we eat daily.
d04cba No.14456055
>>14455897
>paying 20 bucks for some shitty new levels and a skin
ffb92a No.14456057
>>14455893
What are you, fucking entitled? Video games cost so much to make so you should bend your ass and support those companies. They have to pay for so much shit you know, PR, gender divisions, etc.
90a6cd No.14456098
Also serious question, aren't you guys basically giving money towards the same idea that team fortress 2 did like the gameplay looks pretty shit and dead simple and there's a shit ton of cosmetics you can unlock by playing and you pay for features you can't get normally. I wonder where I heard this before?
36fd96 No.14456102
Honestly the Octolings being DLC just fucking killed any enjoyment I got out of this game. It was the one thing I was looking forward to with the original game and this one and they decided to shit on it with blatant kikery.
>>14456098
> like the gameplay looks pretty shit and dead simple
You're fucking stupid.
becb04 No.14456125
>>14456098
But you pay with in game money anon also clothes provide buffs to stats and from what I've seen the game is simple to play and hard to master
90a6cd No.14456147
>>14456125
Again not really sounding too different from tf2 well with the expectation of cosmetics proving buffs but that used to be a thing with hat simulator. Just because a game has a learning curve doesn't exactly make it good.
36fd96 No.14456152
>>14456147
You're a fucking moron.
90a6cd No.14456165
>>14456152
And your a faggot who's sensitive about someone talking poorly about his favorite shit game. Oh but by all means, please do go on about how I am wrong angry anon.
becb04 No.14456170
>>14456147
>Just because a game has a learning curve doesn't exactly make it good.
That's why Octolings were created anon.
36fd96 No.14456172
>>14456165
>maybe if I post retarded looking anime girls I'll look less retarded myself!
becb04 No.14456175
>>14456172
That kid has a dead ringer impression of miyamoto
36fd96 No.14456180
>>14456175
He's not Mexican, though.
9cdb32 No.14456182
>>14456102
>It was the one thing I was looking forward to with the original game and this one and they decided to shit on it with blatant kikery.
becb04 No.14456186
>>14456180
I think you mean russian anon
90a6cd No.14456196
>>14456172
>If I just insult this guy enough it then validates my point about he's a dumb ass and my game isn't just brainless game for kids.
Also if anime is such a turn off for you, maybe you shouldn't be a on image board that primarily uses anime reaction pictures.
I've shit things smarter than you.
36fd96 No.14456200
File: ae3a8ea0a209a4a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 167.66 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, __takozonesu_splatoon_draw….jpg)
>>14456182
I don't get it but if you want me to add on they also shit on the Octolings themselves by making them uglier than their original counterparts. I wanted to play as octos with big tentacle "hair", not short droopy shit.
36fd96 No.14456209
>>14456196
You're a fucking retard, especially since you can't read.
>Also if anime is such a turn off for you,
Anime isn't a turn off for me, you dumb fucking jew. I said in >>14456172
>>maybe if I post retarded looking anime girls I'll look less retarded myself!
I called >>14456165 a retarded looking anime girl. Because she looks like she has Down's syndrome, like you. Did I really have to explain this? Are you really this fucking stupid? Please kill yourself.
becb04 No.14456219
>>14456200
They better have the Classic Octoling available.
36fd96 No.14456220
>>14456219
Knowing Nintendo they won't.
36fd96 No.14456223
Also a thought just occured to me. Switch hacking is making progress. How close are we to being able to pirate DLC?
9a2e4a No.14456232
I prefer to use the aerospray most of the time. Does anyone have any good ideas for what item abilities and subabilities to look for? I have been using ink saver for main and sub weapons alongside swim speed.
90a6cd No.14456241
>>14456209
Jezz, took you that long to respond do you have Parkinson's or are you that slow it takes you that long to actually respond.
The only one here with downs is you, since your devoid of answer to back up that the game isn't shit, or a actual good insult shows how fucking new you are.
87cf76 No.14456245
>>14456223
>How close are we to being able to pirate DLC?
Maybe you could get away with the campaign but I'm sure you won't be able to use the gear online
36fd96 No.14456250
>>14456245
What makes you say that?
becb04 No.14456266
>>14456260
The only tears around here is mine for the promised day of Octoling superiority is finally here
>>14456259
Don't be gay anon
ba4830 No.14456267
>>14456252
>you will never have a tall, curvy Amazonian ride you
>you will never have a curvy Octoling ride you
Life truly is pain
3d8d90 No.14456295
>>14456252
For a second there, I thought the girl on the right's hand was actually a dick sticking out of her dress pressed up against his head.
fb6433 No.14456323
>>14456310
I knew that this game was only played by gay pedophiles.
14bd13 No.14456384
>>14456220
They probably will, which will only make the paid dlc even more of a bitch. Good thing I only bought the first one.
3eaa47 No.14456444
>>14456232
Special Charge Up and Special Power Up. Run Aerospray MG all day, every day and do constant curling bomb rushes to piss everyone off. Honestly, why aerospray, though? It really loses its usefulness outside of turf war.
bca0c6 No.14456457
I am deciding between this and Burnout Paradise as my next game. What do lads? I have not played either.
becb04 No.14456465
>>14456441
I wanna see more of pearl and the tale of how tupac faked his own death and then fled to serbia and then Octaria
>>14456457
Do you like shooters anon?
3eaa47 No.14456471
I really hate how the octolings look. The bridge of their nose looks wide, the angle of their eyes bother me, and I hate that it looks like they're wearing eyeliner instead of the full-on racoon eyes.
Also, who is letting these foreign invaders into our home? It's bad enough that one of them is considered a celebrity. Soon enough, inklings will be a minority in Inkopolis. Just you wait. I'm not kidding. A majority of players are going to be octolings, and it will ruin the tone of the game
84a6d4 No.14456476
I thought the thing people didn't like about paid DLC was when it's released around the same time as the game in an obvious cash-grab. The "expansion" is coming out almost a year after the game, so it's likely it wasn't already made then cut, and twenty cheeseburgers for a new campaign sounds reasonable to me.
3eaa47 No.14456477
>>14456457
Get Splatoon 2 and play with us on the Mumble. We'll treat you with respect(mostly).
6443fd No.14456480
>>14456471
It's all a social experiment anon, when squids are beginning to be outnumbered they'll realise and it'll be another civil war.
becb04 No.14456484
>>14456471
>Everyone finally learning about the glory of Octolings and embracing it
The future seems so bright anon, why won't you finally admit that Octolings are superior?
>>14456476
Why did the Jew kill the seal?
3eaa47 No.14456495
>>14456484
>The future seems so bright anon, why won't you finally admit that Octolings are superior?
Because their design in the Nintendo Direct video looks like ass. They look nothing like how they did in the single player mode in either Splat 1 or 2 and they don't look anything like how they look in the artbooks. Instead, they gave them sad, innocent, puppy dog eyes, like Marina, as if they're trying to push some bullshit agenda that they're the victims or some nonsense.
50f932 No.14456503
>>14456495
Now wherever could that narrative have come from…
becb04 No.14456510
>>14456495
> that they're the victims or some nonsense
Are you implying that they aren't anon? The war of inkling aggression is over anon and peace has been made since hating Octolings is unfresh.
84a6d4 No.14456516
>>14456495
>>14456503
The trailer implied octolings are tube-grown super soldiers. You probably play as an escapee or a genetic reject.
bca0c6 No.14456521
>>14456465
I guess. I like the aesthetic of this game with the colors and the JSR vibes.
>>14456477
Sounds gay but okay. I'll ink about it.
3eaa47 No.14456523
>>14456516
I believe one of the art books suggested that octarians came from the cut off tentacles of an octoling, which later grows into another octoling…. or something.
becb04 No.14456533
>>14456521
>I guess. I like the aesthetic of this game with the colors and the JSR vibes.
Well I can't really tell you how the game is since I don't have it but I do enjoy being in this thread with these anons. And did you check out burnout anon and see how the gameplay was?
e90e1c No.14456541
>>14405963
A'int no party like a squidbang party.
89df2f No.14456546
>>14456501
Why is she pissing herself?
bf6e81 No.14456560
>100 new Clothes
NEVER ENDING GRINDING!
>Rank S+ now fixed
Great, now i have to get gud and get out of Rank A/S
84a6d4 No.14456569
>>14456558
please disregard I suck cocks.
becb04 No.14456571
>>14456558
Wait, I thought it was blue for crips? Imagine a red vs blue splatfest for the bloods and the crips?
b9dbfc No.14456654
I'm going to buy the DLC to support splatoon, also loved the single player.
Not going to play as the octoling, though. I would consider it if they even looked remotely like the models we are accustomed to. Why do they look so weird? Why arent they normal octos? Is it because of the clothing/headgear that wouldnt fit? The flat tentacles look so off. I hope they have hairstyles for octos that allow for the original hairdo.
6443fd No.14457719
What are good builds to have? From playing turf war I see people who seem to know what they're doing stacking run speed up but is that all there is?
3a6066 No.14457783
>>14457719
You wear what ever looks freshest.
bb5217 No.14458049
>>14457719
Like >>14457783 said, you wear whatever looks fresh. Turf war means nothing. As for abilities, what weapons are you using? Weapon choice, including sub weapon and special weapon are a major factor in what's considered "good" for gear abilities.
291547 No.14458298
291547 No.14458301
just because she ruins my pedophile masturbation sessions
291547 No.14458336
>>14436119
source?
also too old
c78800 No.14458365
>>14456654
It's probably because of headwear. It's kind of a shame but the new style grew on me really fast and now I'm looking forward to it.
It'd be nice if they at least gave us an octowig headgear that's just the octoling hair
ce10d3 No.14458942
>>14453988
I fucking hate fading things in ms paint
adeaa0 No.14459959
>>14455554
Those fuckers look hideous, why would anyone want to play as those?
>>14456098
Are (You) being retarded on purpose? I sure hope not.
bf6e81 No.14460206
Job Bonus well spend on DLC.
2B Fair, a whole Year free Updates is really nice
e90e1c No.14460518
>>14453988
>Memes right?
Meme to the extreme.
3ec2b5 No.14460729
I just realized something.
I need pics of Pearl wearing an executive dress.
d04cba No.14461455
We have five. Get in here and we'll do some pre-Splatfest private battles.
c78800 No.14462062
this shade of white is pretty
65e48e No.14462256
I'm feeling weak at the gym tonight, squids. :(
756967 No.14462644
>Team Egg loses
<A communication error has occured
>Team Chicken loses
<Play Again?
>This has been consistent for the past 20 matches
756967 No.14462665
>>14462644
It happened again
155384 No.14462671
>>14462644
This one is definitely in the bag for Team Chicken, yeah.
399971 No.14463039
>>14462644
We only had one disconnect but what a disconnect
36fd96 No.14464077
>>14460206
Fuck off, shill. The moment the Switch becomes hacked I'm pirating the Octoling DLC. Charging for some shitty missions and a skin is a fucking ripoff
7000e2 No.14464192
>check my twitter feed
>multiple responses from normalfags
>"t-those octoling hips seem a bit ridiculous… h-how old are these girls meant to be?"
>mfw
276a26 No.14464230
>cant get out of 1900
>startet on 1990
My white ink contains more salt then protein and little tadpoles right now!
becb04 No.14464239
>>14464192
The plan is coming into fruition, The normal fags now see the power of the Superior Octoling race and the Inklings know of it as well.
7000e2 No.14464843
Shitposting on a level i've not seen since….
c692af No.14464908
>>14464843
>splat tim
Patrician taste.
3484b0 No.14465470
Best damn splatfest I've ever had. Go team chicken.
155384 No.14465517
Which one, squid friends?
c78800 No.14465606
>>14465517
1 main and 3 subs of ink resistance aren't too different, I'd stay with the run speed personally
3484b0 No.14465817
>>14465795
Good job, K-Money.
ab85e2 No.14465973
This is a preddy good shifty station. I hope we get a stage like it soon.
19d602 No.14466148
A little late, but here you go.
155384 No.14466588
Any events this fine evening? Aside from Splatfest, that is. I'm a drunk and incoherent unemployed squid Warning: not actually fit for Splatoon
becb04 No.14467024
856590 No.14467557
I'll make a new thread. Anon
f82b0f No.14467722
856590 No.14468066