Forbes Editor's Office:
Fag:"I've finished my shitty, agenda pushing, self obsessed ad piece but I don't have a title yet."
Boss:"What's the most retarded opinion in the whole thing?"
Fag: "Erm well I wax lyrical about how hurting imaginary creatures is like being an actual murderer."
Boss:"Perfect, put that up top, next."
Nothing any of these cretins has ever had to say has ever mattered, the player determines if the game is shit or not for themselves and if they have any sense they do it without paying.
If an author is capable they'll make a review of a boring game interesting to read on its own merits, by pithily deconstructing the mess before them, however, if they're a shithouse hack they'll plaster their own perspective all over it and make it about something it's not just to fill the space. He probably just watched some vids on tubes and listlessly jerked off with his left hand while he typed it with the other.