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a95c55 No.14236815

Developers released debug mode with the game and call it "Assist Mode" to get 'em journos wet.

https://archive.is/Ibr00

>Unlike the similar Assist Modes in Nintendo games of late (think Super Mario Odyssey’s dotted directional lines or Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’s auto-steering), Celeste’s version is granular enough to make the assistance feel like a learning tool. There’s a handful of options available to cycle through at will, like becoming invincible, extending the all-important air dash ability and slowing the whole game down in 10 percent intervals. Assist Mode allows for any combination of these to work at any time; if my redhead hiker hit one of the mountain’s spikes more than I could stand in one area, I could just turn her invincible for a hot second to alleviate the pain.

a95c55 No.14236825

Now try imagining if Half Life 2 listed noclip as a feature.


049856 No.14236827

Needs a more insulting name.


50fb26 No.14236831

I have never heard of this game until right now.


a95c55 No.14236836

>>14236831

Sorry, did I violated your safe space talking about videogames?


c8e4c9 No.14236843

File: 5ca997e6b16a896⋯.jpg (21.5 KB, 192x215, 192:215, 5ca997e6b16a896ef7f97c242b….jpg)

>Add cheat menu but call it something else so people don't feel bad about using it

Brilliant


654da3 No.14236851

>>14236815

it should be Git Gud mode or journalist mode or retard mode.


722918 No.14236864

>>14236815

>Add a mode that will entice more people to buy your product

It's almost like you retards don't understand Capitalism.


04d065 No.14236871

Isn't this game made by the people who literally put Sharkshitstien in their previous game?


41e76c No.14236879

>>14236871

Yep. The main character is a tumblr girl with anxiexty issues.


04d065 No.14236886

File: f660b01dd8016ff⋯.png (240.49 KB, 662x540, 331:270, f660b01dd8016ff8fb4c864915….png)

>>14236879

I know it's a "game" not meant for me but I still wish death on the developers.


b3ffab No.14236945

>>14236879

Is it that intrusive? I thought it was just a platformer


31b89f No.14236975

>>14236871

Yes.

DON'T SUPPORT THESE DEVS


71bd42 No.14237042

File: c3ccc452e77b6f0⋯.gif (1.09 MB, 200x270, 20:27, 722f8e8bec5f4e83e9041545d2….gif)

Why even play the game if you're just going to breeze through it fuck


189cec No.14237110

>>14236815

>Super Mario Odyssey’s dotted directional lines

>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’s auto-steering

I know those fucks don't actually play video games but lord in heaven.


c9208f No.14237129

>keep hearing about this

>look it up

>pixelshit platformer

Why is this even given the time of day?


51026f No.14237136

>>14237129

It received a lot of 10/10 reviews by (((the usual suspects))) right as it was released and its from the same studio that put Anita on a previous game, it has the potential for a shitstorm.


c2b360 No.14237156

File: 5f2c9e311e52de1⋯.jpg (289.89 KB, 1536x1442, 768:721, disbelief.jpg)

Why are these people so afraid of a challenge?

Rhetorical question. It's because they've been brought up in a everyone's a winner culture, constantly shielded from even the slightest amount of competition, conflict or offense.


04d065 No.14237166

>>14237156

Mixture of that and everything must be made for everybody culture that is today.


41e76c No.14237169

>>14237166

Monoculture is a bitch that way.


5fe236 No.14237170

<assist mode

>not girlfriend mode

>babby mode

>nigger mode

>retard mode

>even better just calling them cheats

These are the type of faggots who refer to themselves as "big boned" instead of realizing that they're fat.


04d065 No.14237176

>>14237170

HAES you bigot


5fe236 No.14237187

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4b09e0 No.14237223

>>14237136

>put Anita on a previous game

Fucking Matt Thorson never made the conclusion to Jumper's story then he does this shit


3d40f0 No.14237250

>>14237136

>put Anita on a previous game,

i do believe but also i'd like some screenshots just to laugh at them


fb5d56 No.14237256

File: 482b15f5dc2b09f⋯.jpg (112.71 KB, 400x600, 2:3, large_mIz6FQabZrrzsOwYFpUp….jpg)


c9208f No.14237266

>>14237256

>blue and gold


04d065 No.14237271

File: cefd9494b2e7ed4⋯.png (271.18 KB, 472x750, 236:375, tumblr_inline_njfj13MWIS1r….png)

>>14237250

Can't find in-game photo but here's her character.


da18a9 No.14237273

>>14237271

I remember porn of this.


eb9147 No.14237280

>>14237271

Man get a heavy duty magnet and she'd be fucked.


31b89f No.14237285

File: 29331060ad51dae⋯.png (50.45 KB, 630x352, 315:176, 2018-01-28 19_52_08-Steam.png)


582e30 No.14237286

>>14237271

>no giant honker

UNREALISTIC STANDARD


eb9147 No.14237297

File: 37bf1cd8c44bbfe⋯.png (405.18 KB, 539x565, 539:565, hapvin.png)

>>14237285

>YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT HERE,GO AWAY

Surely not abuse of mod powers,nope


409e90 No.14237301

These modes need to start being called "Journalist" mode. I can't imagine why the devs of this game wouldn't call it th–

>>14237285

I see. Now I know why they're shilling this generic looking game so hard now.


40471b No.14237315

>>14237110

>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’s auto-steering

That steering assist feature is more for the young kids so they don't fall off the track.

>>14236827

>>14237170

The other day I was looking at the Game Accessability Guideline website ( http://archive.is/AgJtv ) which talks about all the ways game devs can make games more accessible (to those with disabilities/other problems) and this quote comes up in the "Offer a wide choice of difficulty levels" section.

Allow as wide a choice as possible, at both ends of the scale, and avoid giving demeaning names for lower levels or or mocking players who use them. Bear in mind that difficulty is about allowing people with different levels of ability the same level of experience, even the easiest setting you can possibly implement will present a significant challenge for some.

I wouldn't be surprised if we stop seeing demeaning names for simpler controls/easier difficulties soon. unless they start calling them "game journalist mode", which is a good subtle insult middleground


3d40f0 No.14237316

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>>14237285

>>14237271

I said i'd laugh but i am a ball of WHY


1bebc8 No.14237322

>>14236815

why are you playing the newest socjus indie infection?


38744d No.14237338

File: 5f6270e8685c2cc⋯.jpg (846.35 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, game journalist difficulty.jpg)


f837eb No.14237347

>>14237315

"Game" "journalist" mode, Disabled mode, Differently abled mode, Neurotypical mode, Autism mode


c9208f No.14237360

>>14237315

Difficulty settings are one of the worst things you can do to a game. A well designed game will put a lot of thought into getting things like the damage values of the different enemies just right. Difficulty settings basically allow the player to completely screw with the game design and not only that but they are expected to do so before even having played the game. It's basically letting the final say for the game's balance be made by the person least qualified to do so.

The player has no point of reference to know whether easy mode will to too easy or whether hard mode will too hard. Normally the smart thing to do is pick the hardest mode available and then try it on easier ones if you get stuck. Unfortunately a lot of people fall into the trap of thinking "I haven't played this game before so I'll pick easy" and then end up drifting through the whole thing without actually having played it since the aspects of the game which were supposed to challenge the game had been butchered.


7520eb No.14237382

>>14237338

is this real?


8c2eb9 No.14237389

>>14237382

Think of what wolfenstein 2 turned out like and then try and formulate an answer.


7520eb No.14237420

>>14237389

I didn't pay attention at all to the game. I have been slowly pulling away from new video games.


8c2eb9 No.14237425

>>14237420

We had threads plastering the front page bitching about it for weeks. Anyway, no, it isn't real.


38744d No.14237427


3144fd No.14237465

But MK8's steering assist actually hinders the player and prevents them from taking shortcuts and easily utilising key abilities.

It was designed for kids who wanted to just hold down one button and occasionally influence the steering.


cb65ab No.14237511

>>14237465

not to mention it entirely removes the ability to drift boost.


40471b No.14237660

>>14237360

Good points. Another problem with difficulty settings is games NOT saying what the difference between them is.

I'll just use Metroid: Zero Mission as an example. The game has Easy, Normal and an unlockable Hard difficulty setting. Nothing is stated in the manual or game about their differences and had to look online for actual answers.

>Normal: Take more damage, recover less energy and encounter tougher enemies compared to Easy.

>Hard: Energy Tanks only give you 50 units of energy instead of the usual 100. Missile Tanks only give you 2 extra Missiles instead of 5. Super Missile and Power Bomb Tanks only give you an extra 1 round of ammo. Some enemies inflict more than 50% damage than in Easy and Normal.

It's weird more games don't have sort of training/practice level to experience/explain the differences between difficulty without having restart files. Or do something crazy like determining the difficulty of the game by how well you get through the first level, I was going to use Dark Savior as an example but that seems to change the game story (5 different paths) instead of the difficulty by how fast you get through the first level.


583739 No.14237696

So is this game a meme or is it actually good


ad3a50 No.14237725

>>14237297

>e-celeb pic


a95c55 No.14237754

>>14237696

Didn't pirate it yet, but it looks like Super Meat Boy kind of platformer if you ignore the supposed shitty plot.


a95c55 No.14237764

>>14237360

Reminder that some developers state the intended difficulty for full experience as demonstrated by Furi and Gods Will be Watchingalthought the latter is just RNG bullshit.


eb9147 No.14237770

>>14237725

>everybody on the internet who happens to play or talk about video games and has some following is an e-celeb

ok


31b89f No.14237775

>>14237754

>Didn't pirate it yet

Why would you at all?


40471b No.14239047

>>14237285

>>14237271

>Anita skin in game

We're seen Anita be against violent games but doesn't this design mean Anita approves of killing people with arrows, bombs and by jumping on their heads? Like it would have made more sense if she had approved of a cameo in a non-violent walking simulator.


eadd14 No.14239062

>>14237110

MK8s auto steering is pretty much essential for little kids and literal retards to play. However, its strange that its turned on by default, and fucked me over way more than it helped until I realized what was going on and turned it off.


6158e6 No.14239263

Cheat menus already have a name.

Never let the cucks rebrand it.

This is a cheat menu for unskilled idiots that have no place playing games in the first place.


dc455d No.14239606

File: f29422ba40690ca⋯.jpg (43.88 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 14528979264.jpg)

>another pixelated side scroller

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

its fucking nothing


7ce8b7 No.14239668

File: 30239f424550080⋯.gif (224.85 KB, 480x320, 3:2, 1417583939236.gif)

I call it, the trend of modern video games! At some point n the future, games will be playable and beaten with no effort for learning disabilities and even vegetables can play it to! Because games in the future can be beaten without a single keyboard input.

This is the future, better die now than feel bad later


41e76c No.14239672

>>14239047

She's not against violence, she's for opportunities to self-aggrandize.


0b28bf No.14239688

>>14236827

"Just give me the controller" mode.


320f9b No.14239691

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320f9b No.14239693

>>14239691

>forgot text

Old, but should give you a general impression of who you are supporting by buying Celeste


5600db No.14239702

The assist mode and shitty millennial characters were enough to make me say fuck it. I'll just get my NES out if I want to platform.


bc926f No.14239730

>>14237660

Generally games don't do anything fancy enough that you can guess by context. Chess games improve the AI, most action games tweak damage values, etc. But sometimes they do subtle things. One example I like is Dawn of Sorrow's puppet master boss. On hard the puppets take four hits to destroy instead of two. Use a slow weapon and you're screwed. One I do not is the massive leap between the first boss of Castlevania LoD on normal vs. hard. I can't remember why but I think it was the monster's aim being predictive and hitting like a truck. From there it makes a lot less difference.

Sage for indie cancer game.


dd16ae No.14239749

>>14237660

>Determine difficulty by how well you get through a level

I hate this. I've seen it done and it's really just forcing me to play an easy game because sometimes I like to fuck around and not try my hardest. Doesn't mean I want the fucking difficulty lowered. Fucking RE4.


a155e4 No.14239754

>>14236827

Vegetable Mode: For those who can't play.


1be701 No.14240062

>>14239749

But there's good examples too.

For instance, Left4dead.

You can pick the base dificulty, but then the AI Director will fine tune it. If you're doing well, progressing fast and unharmed, it will throw more hordes your way, spawn less medkits and space out the weapon pickups.

On the other hand, if you're doing rather poorly, your team is severily hurt and maybe you lost someone, you'll find more health kits, more bombs and less hordes.

It's pretty well done because it still works within the dificulty you set, eg: Normal dificulty will never reach Hard dificulty no matter how well you play, nor will it reach easy either even if you suck ass at it.

It's very small details here and there sure, but they impact the game in a subtle way to keep you challenged but not outright slap you out of the game.

But I'd like to see something in-reverse: the more you suck at it, the harder the game becomes. Everytime you die or lose something or miss an objective, the game gets even harder and harder to the point you can't come back from it.

But if you're really good at it, the game would end up being boring, so I'd have a "be good and dificulty the same" mindset and just let the game punish everyone of your mistakes in an escalating manner.


cc8e5c No.14240094

File: 94712b53dc34881⋯.jpg (2.98 MB, 4128x2322, 16:9, 20180129_150632.jpg)

>>14237223

READ THE FUCKING BOOK YOU PLEB

The book is far more fleshed out than the pure retardation that the film came out with, which diverts on a completely seperate plotline that doesn't even exist in the book.


e07093 No.14240303

>>14240062

> But I'd like to see something in-reverse: the more you suck at it, the harder the game becomes.

But anon, A lot of games do that on accident already.

One noticeable one was Enter the Gungeon, where your reward for not getting hit on a boss was an extra heart container… which you wouldn't really need because you were good enough to no-miss a boss.


4fedfe No.14240476

>>14237271

>>14237285

>>14239691

If memory serves me, FemFreq did a twitch stream where they played a 4 person game of Towerfall Ascension. Anita and Carolyn Petite (the tranny that looks like the stock image of "an ugly man" put on a wig" + 2 others (I think it was the pedo who moderates her twitch channel and another fag). Anita always had the lowest score and her gameplay seemed like she just didn't "get" the concept of playing like focusing on multiple things at once (moving + awareness + knowing what you want to do next). After her terrible performance she "had to go". I can't remember if the tranny, pedo and fag continued to play or just stopped the stream there.


b42d14 No.14240479

>>14236827

Asissy Mode


79441b No.14240509

>>14240062

>the more you suck at it, the harder the game becomes

Most old games were like this, like Gradius which takes away all your powerups if you die. Except they also got easier the better you were.


1794c7 No.14240537

>>14239691

>tfw I almost spent money on this game

>See this

Thanks /v/. Time to fire up the ol seedbox


0ebc01 No.14240557

>>14237042

>why play a game in a mode different than mine?

>what's the point of using cheats?

Fuck of faggot


15d267 No.14240558

>>14240509

It really applies to just about every shootemup ever that doesn't park you back at the start of a level when you die.


aaaf36 No.14240569

>>14240303

EtG was bad


adaeac No.14241390

File: 8e7dc104eb35804⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1440x1537, 1440:1537, 8e7dc104eb3580462836f37a43….png)

>>14236815

>nintentoddler made a game that panders to children and adults with the mental development of children

How unexpected. I don't understand how people can continue feeding nintendo money after all the bullshit they have pulled.


c28af8 No.14241567

>>14236864

It doesn't entice me to buy their product. What now?


ff4adf No.14241611

>>14236864

It's almost as if you can't appeal and please everyone and if you pander to one audience another will hate you. Just because a megacorp made a decision the sole purpose of which was profit doesn't mean we have to like their product because "capitaism".


594fe8 No.14244576

File: 81c829818fe0182⋯.jpg (26.94 KB, 345x458, 345:458, trap cock.jpg)

>>14237770

>everybody on the internet who happens to play or talk about video games and has some following is an e-celeb

I believe that's the definition of e-celeb.


8b66d1 No.14244739

>>14236864

It's like you don't understand that catering to retards makes your product less desirable.

Just call it a cheat menu and call it a day.


5d4728 No.14244754

File: 00447361536d3cf⋯.jpg (64.85 KB, 737x626, 737:626, 1409203477142.jpg)

>>14244576

>that pic

Fuck

>friend of mine traps for money online

>keeps inviting me to watch but turn him down because it's fucking disgusting

>invite him over for AoE just the other weekend

>"hey anon, look at my cock"

>turn around before brain has processed what he said

>half chub monstercock hanging out of frilly panties

>it's not feminine like the meme at all

>it's nothing like my japanese animes

Fucking hell this is eating me up inside. He makes more money than I do and can squat more too. All he does is squats, get people to pay him for dancing on cam and drink that soylent crap. How the fuck am I so inferior to a trap?


31b89f No.14244757

>>14244754

So what happened next? Did you do gay things together like the fag you are?


5f7c54 No.14244766

>>14244754

>not fucking him in the ass to assert your dominance

you are ultra gay


3220e3 No.14244770

>>14244754

People who do sex related work tend to do things to enlarge their genitals, that's all.


594fe8 No.14244802

File: fa926c3267f4bfc⋯.png (273.67 KB, 540x541, 540:541, traps=gay.png)

>>14244754

But what does any of that have to do with video games?

you gonna fug him?


777ecf No.14244811

>>14236827

Assisted Living Mode


5d4728 No.14244838

>>14244757

>>14244766

>>14244802

I'm not going to have gay sex with a man in a dress with a cock bigger than mine.

>>14244770

But wouldn't a trap want to reduce the size? I mean, I haven't asked him about it or even let him go into any detail on what he does in his occupation but I highly doubt getting his benis enlarged is something he would do.


5783b8 No.14244857

File: 5ae4dff77856213⋯.jpg (3.58 KB, 300x168, 25:14, reeeee.jpg)

>>14244802

>shows are coming out where the trap is best girl


a11ba4 No.14244884

>>14244838

>wouldn't fug a cutie literally begging for you right there

you're the gay tbh also feminine men are basically teenage girl wet dreams and thus having a big dick makes that awhole of alot better


31b89f No.14244897

File: 20bed7a3c172e54⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1281x1600, 1281:1600, 46a71a28ed15d2c641a790e6ca….png)

>>14244857

The only good trap is a fake trap.


9e74d5 No.14244957

File: 70cdbecb893e94c⋯.gif (320.67 KB, 606x423, 202:141, 83ee5490524e49dfec47e436da….gif)

>>14237360

>difficulty

>Nobody taking hints from DMC and Ninja Gaiden by simply making a difficult game and then scalling back the difficulty in the settings to create the "difficulty modes"

>Nobody understands what a grand learning tool that is

>Instead they make piss easy games with faggy balance and think difficulty is "CPU reading 200% inputs and does 10000% counter damage = hard mode"

>People gobble it up and want more

SMH fam.


e931ea No.14244963

>>14244897

>Google her

>Acts like and thinks she's a guy

>Nobody can convince her otherwise

That's even worse.


fb5d56 No.14246012

>>14244957

This is the way to do it.


2ca3c8 No.14246057

>>14244754

>asking this on a board full of size queen faggots

You're just going to feel even worse.


e16b30 No.14247123

>>14236827

Games Journalist mode. Has any game done this yet?


7d9123 No.14250946

>>14247123

I seriously considered putting in a future game of mine, but I really prefer to not be so direct in my insults.


6ed5e8 No.14251050

File: 8dd3a1bebb07b94⋯.png (357.46 KB, 1725x416, 1725:416, anon realizes he might be ….png)

>>14244754

This is your legacy now.


a8fef2 No.14251117

>>14244963

Dick in vagina would convince her. Sadly the ending was garbage like with every other harem that doesn't go the harem route so we'll never know.


6cec5a No.14251147

File: 48b01d1d12dcc19⋯.jpg (1.25 MB, 705x1600, 141:320, f649f6b0-f84d-47c6-8b32-3b….jpg)

File: 9967bc48f50659e⋯.png (115.7 KB, 500x495, 100:99, god-tier-cum--l-arginine-o….png)

>>14244754

Here and here.

https://dhgate.com/product/bathmate-hydromax-xtreme-x40-hydropump-penis/401049716.html

Get to it, also go to >>>/fit/ to also increase your test naturally.

I also have a friend who's very effeminate but is hung like horse, but that isn't stopping me. I've gotten girthier with the pump and my erections remain hard with the test, not only that, but it seems I lose weight faster and feel more aggressive and confident. Sometimes you need a little boost.

I helped my friend make a pin on the zeemaps /cuteboys/ map btw, look around the coachella valley

Second pic is also very good, you could also take some maca and pygeum if you'd like, Yohimbine helps workout, but sexual endurance is also a bonus.

t. /sexfit/


0d5266 No.14251210

>>14236815

Is that what they call the abortion mode?


9cdb17 No.14251225

>>14244754

Nigger. Stop being friends and start lifting you faggot.


ffbdd8 No.14251228

File: 799108766503b84⋯.png (169.23 KB, 1271x303, 1271:303, dark.png)

>>14251050

Alternatively


9cdb17 No.14251237

>>14251147

>soya lecithin

Every time.


bd99f5 No.14251238

>>14251228

tomorrow is best theme


bd99f5 No.14251246

>>14251237

Soy isn't going to turn you into a sissy fagboy the second you eat a gram of it, and phytoestrogens aren't processed like natural estrogens are, besides that milk has far more estrogens nowadays.


6cec5a No.14251267

>>14251237

Have you actually taken it. Here is DE-oiled Soy Lecithin. No sissy faggot shit, cum like a king and not a damn peasant.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000LVI3DE

The estrogen this gives you, if you can even say that, isn't even a 'blip' on the radar compared to the test you'll make by lifting and supplements.


6cec5a No.14251276

Forgot to say, but if you are well under 18, then this should be the perfect chance to do this due to you developing and being more susceptible to growth. If you're a few years under 25, it's fine too, but it won't be as dramatically effective, shouldn't stop you from getting and attempting your goals of course.


93cdcb No.14251281

File: cf9b7f5a4c0b2b3⋯.png (168.44 KB, 1444x294, 722:147, amber theme best theme.png)

>>14251238

That's not how you spell amber


bd99f5 No.14251284

>>14251281

Amber hurts my eyes. Tomorrow is king and has been since halfchan.


2e4763 No.14251366

File: 0484907e4eb069b⋯.jpg (106.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Castlevania….jpg)

The way I'd do something like this is that every time you die, the Devil offers you the opportunity to sell a part of your soul so you can immediately continue where you died. However, every time you do deal with the devil, you become more strongly infused with demonic essence, allowing you to tank more damage and rip through enemies with increasing ease, to the point where nothing even poses a challenge anymore and the game falls apart because you're so blatantly overpowered.

If you deal with the devil over seven times, you will fully become a demon and you can respawn infinitely. Enemies will no longer bother attacking you but instead flee on sight. However, the final boss would be brutally difficult (but possible) to defeat, repeatedly killing you with almost every strike until you either give in or do manage to kill the final boss. You cannot refund your soul, the only other option is to restart the game (the game itself having the length of a NES platformer) and beat the game fair and square without continues.

Journos would have their Journalist Mode, which technically lets them complete the game, but the very idea of selling your soul should make it obvious that that's not the way the game is meant their played. It's no different from creditfeeding in arcade games, but here a storyfag reason is added for why you'd want to 1cc the game, and journos just can't resist storyfaggotry.


0231ed No.14251395

File: 4d6f0c77240dc15⋯.jpg (87.25 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, 43150921-serious-senior-ge….jpg)

>>14244754

Fucking hate everything right now, Piss off you blogging fuck! nobody care you derailing cunt! Get a fucking life! what make you fucking special by posting a shit story that I bet you posted on 4chan or others!

THIS IS WHY NOBODY CARES ABOUT FUCKING (YOU)! A SEPTIC TANK OF GARBAGE! NOTHING OF FUCKING VALUE!

go on! call me out! doesn't make any fucking differents over the fact that nothing is enjoyable anymore!


e904a5 No.14251401

>>14250946

so you're a fucking pussy? got it


8f119e No.14251408

File: 39077a7d68a0147⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.31 MB, 1800x1000, 9:5, 5ef6b27eead78e375befd2872c….png)


400ab8 No.14251432

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14251366

That reminds me very strongly of some 3D collectathon on kikestarter where the whole gimmick was that you could sell parts of your soul in exchange for permanent additional skills. It's still not out.


941c4e No.14251444

>>14251366

>the very idea of selling your soul should make it obvious that that's not the way the game is meant to be played

Do you really think they'd figure that out? These subhumans who celebrate cuckoldry and have such low test they begin balding when they're 13?


2e4763 No.14251460

File: fb15c000b5de2e6⋯.jpg (13.39 KB, 186x250, 93:125, basbon2.jpg)

>>14251444

Worked for Undertale


93cdcb No.14251570

>>14251366

Wasn't there one armored core game where if you gameovered you had to sell your body to science just to continue?

And it you did it enough eventually the prototype parts they slapped onto you would make you overpowered as fuck.


e791e6 No.14251872

>>14251460

Is that game any good?

Can I make a big guy 4u who can go around and fuck all the women and monstergirls?


52794f No.14252308

>>14237347

Autism mode is Extreme Hard (Nightmare). Makes sense


9bff66 No.14254191

File: 36207a6e1889e5d⋯.jpg (254.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Anger.jpg)

This game is a testament to a herd mentality. There's 9's &10's across the board, and everyone is praising what a masterpiece this game is. It's god damn surreal to me, as someone who has played the first 1/3 of the game, I find it to be a very flawed game that doesn't warrant really any of its praise. The most glaring of which being its collectibles which offer the player no incentive, and are in overabundance. An issue made worse by the game's tendency to gate collectibles after too much progress, requiring you to replay portions of the level if you reach a story event that happens to progress the game or start some scripted event.

Fucking game journos shilling sub-par indie trash. I loathe these journalists who praise utter fucking mediocrity solely because it made them feel something. Oh, and the fucking story. It's told through Tumblr tier artwork and serves as an allegory for the main character's anxiety. It's generic indie shit of the highest caliber, with all the staples of bull shit housed in one shit heap.


d99751 No.14254456

>>14251147

Thanks anon


c9208f No.14255958

>>14251444

>and have such low test they begin balding when they're 13?

Low testosterone would reduce balding.


a6ebd2 No.14256180

File: b89688907cf4241⋯.jpg (51.44 KB, 732x312, 61:26, Capture.JPG)

>>14254191

>This game is a testament to a herd mentality.

stop listening to anybody who gets rewarded for reviewing shit.


b92537 No.14256205

All I heard it's about a girl with depression climbing a mountain.

And apparently it's somewhat difficult.


245e9d No.14256260

>>14255958

Not completely, as far as I understand. Baldness is determined by a bunch of other hormones and by the number of hormone sensitive hair cells that you're born with.


990f20 No.14256328

>>14251408

What's the artist's name?


245770 No.14260977

File: e27481d18e631a0⋯.png (321.62 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, celeste.png)

File: 29474bee0b36c2e⋯.png (476.38 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, celeste2.png)

File: 8dfe1623c5dd94e⋯.png (2.62 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, celestescore.png)

>>14254191

The game is actually pretty good. Collecting the strawberries actually isn't a big deal. Maybe collecting them all does something, but so far I've only tapes and hearts to unlock levels.


94ae3d No.14261025

>>14254191

like an anon said, they put Sarkeesian, the jew queen of the sjw mafia, on a previous game

so the sjw media is shilling for it to gain brownie points


e644f6 No.14261142

>>14251408

That hair, oof, but the damn whore hoop earrings are a stain.


281d07 No.14261275

>>14237285

>"We're cramming this carping dyke jew into your eyes and you can't talk about it or we'll ban you."

She's not a 'games reviewer' either she's a fucking fraudulent fat malcontent whiner who's paid by cretins to talk about shit she knows NOTHING about (and actively doesn't engage in), glances at a title for anything that night make a fat girl dull girl with an inflated opinion of herself get huffy and then focuses an electron microscope on it at the exclusion of everything else.

Anita Sakreesian is to 'game reviewing' as a toilet scrubber is to a bathroom fitter.


281d07 No.14261285

>>14239047

Why am I seeing a swathe of Anita skinned NPCS in porn situations, surely that's what she secretly wanted all along.


754324 No.14261336

>>14260977

>low res sprites

>high res UI

>shitty "low poly" background

I cannot stomach this mix. Pick a fucking style and stick to it.


4adda1 No.14264807

File: a7c8da0e2ce0541⋯.jpg (32.75 KB, 620x464, 155:116, facepalm.jpg)

It's not outstanding, I have no idea why its being praised as one of the best games ever made, but it's not bad.

Sometimes fun, sometimes frustrating, but I'm perfectly okay with the purcha-

>>14237285

Dammit


31c7ee No.14264898

File: 328e619f5cfa474⋯.mp4 (425.25 KB, 360x360, 1:1, [screams_externally].mp4)

>>14260977

>High res UI with simplistic cutesy graphics

>Basic blocky font

>Sprites with no detail and terrible design

>What the fuck are these colors

>Giant fucking centerpiece in the background minimal as fuck

>That lone cluster that sticks out

>Outlines inconsistent

>Shading on pointless curtains make no sense

>Cobwebs are just fucking lines

>Flat color low poly background

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BADLY


dea4e5 No.14265471

Why does anyone care about this game anyway? It's not even nearly as good as Meat Boy.


6a6f72 No.14266593

>>14256260

>>14255958

The male-pattern baldness is a trait on the X chromosone. If you have it, there's no counter since males have a Y chomosone alongside instead of a chance of another X chromosone without the trait. Lord help if you're a woman with both X chromos with the trait.




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