bb1e36 No.14176683
Bring forth the images from that spongebob imagination episode
152871 No.14176690
>the absolute state of cuckchan /v/
842eb9 No.14176691
I already have a friend saying he's going to buy it and not even giving any good reason besides "Nintendo is my daddy"
Guy thinks everything's a big fucking joke, it's horrendous
6b4e3e No.14176695
e777a1 No.14176697
697335 No.14176698
Do these dubs come in a box?
5909ed No.14176703
what a shit show. by the way,
MARK CAN I CUM DEEP INSIDE YOUR MOMS HOT WET KIKE PUSSY WHILE I SUCK ON HER KHAZAR MILKERS?
67c1b1 No.14176704
Is this some kind of fever dream.
Am I even awake right now.
Is Nintendo actually just selling fucking cardboard.
25a7b0 No.14176705
On the bright side, at least this shit is funny.
873a46 No.14176708
>>14176703
I am pretty sure his mom is fat ass just like he is.
615c40 No.14176709
This is amazing. It's exactly how I envision a multimillion dollar company would try to sell me cardboard. I can only hope this blows up in nintendo's face, but knowing nintendo, it won't.
a3c8a8 No.14176713
We have archives, but I did the other thread on archive.is just incase
http://archive.is/kyNNV
842eb9 No.14176714
>>14176704
This is what happens when Nintendo gets high off their success. Amiibo happened because, despite the Wii U being a failure, Nintendo had enough faith in the Smash hype train. Now the Switch is a success, and they're doing this.
be2961 No.14176721
this is 1,2,switch all over again, here we have retards defending a full priced "game" that in reality is just a collection of shit tier minigames.
so not only are you paying for overpriced cardboard, you also pay for an overpriced experimental gimmicky collection of minigames that should be 20-30 dollars
this is a fuckin disgrace
a42379 No.14176724
>nintendo makes way to make and distribute random peripherals for dirt cheap, opening up tons of design space for new games
>LOL 80 DOLLERS FOR CARDBOARD
Fucking christ, try thinking before shitposting. It's an inoffensive thing for kids at worst, there's a reason they revealed it in a direct they announced like 12 hours before showing.
I want neofag to leave.
bb1e36 No.14176727
>>14176722
Either dump it or dont
615c40 No.14176730
>>14176722
Oh yes please, continue.
a3c8a8 No.14176731
>>14176721
It's fucking hilarious is what it is.
792ba1 No.14176732
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
cc7c7b No.14176735
>literally just a fucking box
b6e783 No.14176737
>>14176733
I want to fuck box-tan.
6b3a5b No.14176738
>>14176709
Given the production value, I suspect the 3 to 4 people buying it will still pull a profit.
842eb9 No.14176739
>>14176722
Reminder that console-tans are viral marketing
7b32f6 No.14176743
>>14176668
>It's okay when Nintendo does it
697335 No.14176746
>>14176733
>A cardboard gloryhole as part of Nintendo Labo
>now just $69
a3c8a8 No.14176747
>>14176733
Draw switch bitch in a cardboard box with the words "Milk Farm" on the sides of the box.
7ad919 No.14176748
a979be No.14176750
>>14176691
He laughs to hide the fact that he finds no true joy in life
5909ed No.14176753
>>14176723
Oh. Whatever one less for the gas chamber, and if your fat cake eating ass is going in there, we're going to need all the room we can get!
46040a No.14176758
IT'S A FUCKING CARDBOARD BOX
>>14176723
Do you honestly think he cares?
6b3a5b No.14176759
>>14176740
They must put a fuck ton of rubberbands and plastic bits in that shit to be fucking over $60.
7ad919 No.14176761
>>14176722
>>14176745
Remember when console-tans weren't cringey furry shit?
27adc6 No.14176762
>>14176691
I'm sorry that you have Mark as a friend.
a42379 No.14176764
>>14176740
>ignoring the price of the game itself
this is the kind of intellectual dishonesty that sjws use. Really makes you think.
4251ac No.14176765
I would rather watch men wrestle, Mark will probably buy this.
612ad0 No.14176768
f7ea80 No.14176769
It's times like this I'm proud to say that the last Nintendo product I paid for was the N64.
bb1e36 No.14176770
18efa9 No.14176772
>Ar yu inde box?
<Ya, im inde box, bruddha
>Da Queen is arrivin ina box
<We must ged inde box!
ebc60d No.14176774
>>14176668
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHAA
fa6eeb No.14176782
So, will Sony enter this emerging market by releasing a pillow to play your waifu games with?
13fd7f No.14176784
>>14176769
I wish I never bought a 3DS.
a26212 No.14176785
>>14176764
I just now noticed that, my apologies.
621555 No.14176786
>>14176774
>I don't know the sauce
then why post it you fucker
46040a No.14176787
>>14176765
What do you think? Of course Cake man is going to buy both sets to make a pinned thread about his
CARDBOARD BOX
5a398f No.14176791
>>14176668
>Nintendrones will buy this and defend their purchase
265a9c No.14176793
>>14176704
>>14176740
>Is Nintendo actually just selling fucking cardboard.
no
they are selling a kit that includes cardboard
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Dtoys-and-games&field-keywords=cardboard
comparing it to cardboard toys this kit is not even that expensive
>>14176764
my nigga
ebc60d No.14176794
>>14176786
In the vane hope someone recognizes it, you dumb dumb.
2b67c4 No.14176798
Reminder you fags overhyped a non major announcement because OP was a retard and no one verified his claim. That being said 80 bucks for this goofy craft set for kids is fucking retarded. I can't imagine many parents buying this over the other things like it.
25a7b0 No.14176800
>>14176759
You get 8 whole rubberbands and a couple of strings.
e777a1 No.14176803
>Switch console bundle
>Comes with a cardboard game
>The console's own box is used as cutouts, saving costs
>580.00+tax
>Still no free bundle with 1,2,switch
EA is red and fuming with anger for not having thought of this before
But there is still time for some skyrim-themed cardboard cutout
842eb9 No.14176808
>>14176798
>non major
You do realize Nintendo is basically saying that this is what they're going to focus on for the next few years, right?
7e346d No.14176811
>>14176733
Needs more cardboard and string
bb1e36 No.14176818
>>14176808
If they shill this and only this for the next few months,it's going to be a very grim time for nintendo fans.
873757 No.14176822
So that is the power of HD rumble
7ad919 No.14176823
>>14176768
Name one other board-tan that's furshit.
a26212 No.14176824
ab1e8b No.14176825
>we didn't want to spend a bunch of money manufacturing peripherals, so we're making them out of cardboard, now
Basically what's going on.
7ad919 No.14176827
>>14176823
>board-tan
Shit, I meant console-tan.
b221fa No.14176828
>the year is 202X
>after the nuclear strike launched by BK during the tokyo olympics, nintendo has become synonymous with death and destruction
>kimchishima's head was presented to the newly christened emperor of the Japanese Empire by the clans who controlled nintendo
>said clans were given a conditional pardon from liquidation, on the grounds they surrender all zainichi and han subhumans from thier ranks
>cardboard has been phased out from modern Japanese society, now in favor of biodegradable organic based poly packaging
>the mere mention of cardboard to an average citizen is much akin to mentioning samurai during the Edo reformation
>but why? How did a paper based packaging type gain such infamy?
>the ICBM that was launched by BK was comprised of mostly Nintendo brand cardboard
612ad0 No.14176829
615c40 No.14176830
>>14176823
Name one that isn't cringey.
a3c8a8 No.14176832
>>14176818
Yeah, that would be super depressing.
ec0758 No.14176840
>it's not plastic and premade
>it's something that a kid can possibly fuck up if they're not careful
>possible waste of 70 dollars if it falls over very gently
It's shit.
873a46 No.14176841
So, which one of you plays mario kart with a wheel? Are you ready to build one yourself? Because this is the only one you will ever get.
7ad919 No.14176843
>>14176833
THE MEMES, JACK
5909ed No.14176845
>>14176803
>Skyrim re releases again but this time you get cardboard weapons and a cardboard elder scroll and to shout you need to shout at A FUCKING BOX
Oh boy I can't wait to spend 200 dollars on Bethesda's new innovative game! Skyrim: A fucking box edition!
4251ac No.14176847
>>14176787
The only way to stop nintendo is to stop mark from buying their kusoge
46040a No.14176851
>>14176828
REFINED NINTENEDIUM CARDBOARD BOXING
On the plus side, we'll never have to worry about damaged packaging again.
84093c No.14176852
What happens if and when you break a piece and need a replacement? Can the cardboard pieces be bought separately from the game and vice versa?
So this is what a post-Iwata Nintendo is like…
842eb9 No.14176853
>>14176833
Reminder that the Wii U is no longer on the official Nintendo site, and has been replaced by the Labo
Reminder that the Wii U was replaced by
LITERAL FUCKING CARDBOARD
a3c8a8 No.14176854
>>14176824
>80 dollars for a cardboard box
>B-BUT IT'S FOR KIDS
There is no defending this, it's a literal cardboard box.
873757 No.14176861
Although on the bright side, Maybe they'll put out instryctuons or someone will scan it so it can be made with leftover boxes.
I'm only interested in the piano however.
120457 No.14176866
This is pretty much my reaction between finishing the video and seeing the price.
120457 No.14176867
This is pretty much my reaction between finishing the video and seeing the price.
a3c8a8 No.14176873
>>14176861
nigga just get a real piano
7e346d No.14176876
>>14176841
I am sure some 3rd party as already made a plastic piece, and somehow that shit piece of plastic is cheaper then official Nintendo cardboard
3ece85 No.14176877
Alright /v/, customize your Labo and then make the other anon add his own on top.
2b67c4 No.14176878
>>14176808
It won't last longer than the cardreader or the virtual boy. I hope
d1197d No.14176879
>>14176668
J E B U S C H R I S T
Just when I thought nintendont couldn't get any more retarded they roll out this jem. Motherfucking retarded dicksplats now control Nintendo 100%, there are no rational minds left at that shit console company.
Sad, it's like falling in love with the cutest girl in school at 12, only to find out at 30 she's a fucking obese, blue-haired hambeast.
152871 No.14176881
>>14176853
nice job copying mombot's retweet, fuckface
7ad919 No.14176882
>>14176870
why not make an actual cake
5006ce No.14176883
>>14176770
all I could find
18efa9 No.14176884
I have found a photo of the head designer's home.
2c45b0 No.14176885
I can see what they meant by "kids and those who are kids at heart", now.
Seems like something kinda cute for parents to do with their kids, though it should have been announced before the holidays, not after.
me and my daughter often go to the local store and ask them for cardboard boxes, since they throw them out anyway, and we make stuff like this with it for free. it's pretty cute. i might actually pick it up if i ever see it on discount, but fuck spending 70 dollarydoos on this
46040a No.14176886
>>14176870
Mark must be drooling right now
0e187b No.14176887
>>14176774
This is from Tsampikos. Don't question how I recognized it from just a small part of an image.
c4052f No.14176890
>>14176861
>interested
>in a FUCKING BOX
873757 No.14176891
>>14176873
I have already have one
f9d03a No.14176892
How the hell can something like this sell?
People will throw the fucking prints on the internet and all you will have to do is cut the box yourself.
JESUS.
cc7c7b No.14176893
04f0f9 No.14176898
I can't wait to see Nintendrones defend this.
615c40 No.14176899
>>14176885
>me and my daughte
b6e783 No.14176900
>>14176883
I WANT TO FUCK BOX-TAN!
82d61d No.14176903
>>14176887
I'm not the only faggot that recognized the art. Phew
bb1e36 No.14176910
>>14176883
We need a drawfag to make some more,nintendo edition.
7ad919 No.14176911
Nintendo has had a lot of really bad ideas over the years, but they keep going through with them.
Where the fuck has management been that past 20 years? You'd think they'd have somebody there to shoot down every ideas guy's stupid concepts.
13fd7f No.14176919
>>14176911
The managers either died or got replaced by marketers or dipshit yesmen like Miyamoto and Aonuna.
25a7b0 No.14176920
>>14176882
mark will eat it
b6e783 No.14176922
>>14176911
These are Sega level mistakes.
5006ce No.14176925
>>14176900
(checked)
through her LABIA?
>>14176910
Hell, just have drawn faces of Peach, Zelda and Samus on cardboard with the mouth cut out
7ad919 No.14176927
bb1e36 No.14176930
873757 No.14176934
>>14176890
It's less "I'm interested in a box" and more "Hey I don't have to burn all my extra cardboard.
c4052f No.14176935
>>14176911
Technically it is their greatest weakness and strength. By letting any dipshit in the office implement ideas they get fresh ideas all the time. Most of which are shit, some of which like the wii that print money.
321159 No.14176936
>>14176852
I was wondering that. You can buy cheap cardboard from like Home Depot and cut it out, but…no Nintendo branding? Might not have the slots/holes to keep everything in place and if you try to make it yourself, it will just collapse? So get duct tape? I dunno, fuck.
13fd7f No.14176938
>>14176922
Funny that Sega employees have been jumping ship to Nintendo then. :^)
434dd6 No.14176940
>>14176892
Because the nintendo logo is printed with the magical "fun" ink only they have.
b6e783 No.14176941
>>14176938
That explains everything.
6fb048 No.14176943
>>14176747
You mean draw switch bitch in what's essentially a cardboard box gloryhole just getting plowed by strangers walking by.
7ad919 No.14176945
>>14176938
That makes complete sense, actually.
7bd946 No.14176946
Do they expect children and children at heart to use this without breaking it with the first use? The only positive thing I can say is it could be a nice silly little thing to have in your desk, and even then it's fucking cardboard. I mean, I know the Switch was a success but how the hell do they expect to sell fucking CARBOARD.
634505 No.14176949
>>14176761
SNES-tan will forever be best and kept deep inside my heart.
7082f0 No.14176951
>>14176946
Anything is possible when you are a children at heart!
265a9c No.14176952
>>14176892
>buy kit
>get software and some shit to get you started
>run out of cardboard
>do what you suggest
like that probably
c4052f No.14176953
>>14176938
Even if that is the truth. Gee, I wonder (who) could be behind it?
82d61d No.14176955
>>14176936
I don't know about everywhere, but many liquor stores near me just give their boxes away. They're great for moving, and storage because many of the boxes are really durable, so with a little patience, you could get durable cardboard that is in the shape of the Labo shit for free.
7e346d No.14176956
If Nintendo cardboard is worth so much, should we start hoarding all the game boxes people throw out? I think all of /v/ can become rich off these boxes.
07bca5 No.14176957
>>14176892
you wouldn't pirate cardboard right anon?
b6e783 No.14176958
Box-tan porn is the only thing good to come out of this.
bb1e36 No.14176959
>>14176943
I mean anything works,i'm waiting for even a sketch at this point
c1993f No.14176961
>>14176800
Stu really was ahead of his time
9b828a No.14176962
>>14176911
To be fair, the Switch worked for them. But this is too much. How the fuck can it cost $80? How fucking expensive is it to manufacture fucking cardboard.
ab1e8b No.14176963
How many fucking joycons does that robot pack use? Six? So not only do you need to pay for the cardboard, you need to buy a shitload of controllers just to use it.
5a398f No.14176964
>ITT: Manchildren are surprised that Nintendo is still catering to its core audience
What were all you expecting?
5006ce No.14176970
It will never be as fun as Mecha Cat
2c45b0 No.14176972
>>14176922
I don't see Nintendo of Japan releasing hardware that canibalizes the sales of Nintendo of America's hardware, releasing it early to compete with Sony and pissing all retailers off as a result, then Reggie saying "this hardware isn't our future" and following that with a budget shit console with no games that dies in 18 months.
050a18 No.14176975
>>14176964
>anons having a laugh
>I better butt in and stop this!
Laugh with us or pick another thread to shitpost in.
47b909 No.14176977
>>14176941
Post more feet, my good man.
a3c8a8 No.14176978
>>14176877
How'd I do? :^)
0c3fe4 No.14176979
>People are mad at a childrends company making childrens toys
615c40 No.14176980
>>14176969
This is the best fucking OC I've seen so far.
c4052f No.14176983
>>14176964
>core audience
>normalfags so stupid they will buy cardboard at 70 USD a pop.
I really want you to be wrong but you are probably right.
bb1e36 No.14176984
>>14176978
Curious,Pro or anti?
873757 No.14176986
>>14176963
Oh Christ I just remembered you can connect 8 joycon simultaneously to one system.
6fb048 No.14176987
>>14176957
You wouldn't download a FUCKING BOX.
18efa9 No.14176989
>>14176964
Not paying 70 motherfucking dollars for a cardbox model minus the fucking game.
>>14176978
Very poorly.
25a7b0 No.14176990
>>14176981
>travis actually works for nintendo
It all makes sense now.
900858 No.14176991
>>14176781
This one's nice too.
4d7187 No.14176994
>>14176740
>75 bucks for the robot game
And I'm being generous with the fact that it costs 5 fucking dollars for the cardboard robot pack. You know, I want somebody to do a calculation on how much it actually costs to make that backpack, it seemed more complex than the other shit in the variety pack.
a3c8a8 No.14176996
>>14176984
Fucking Pro, I saved money and actually donated to the Trump campaign.
>>14176989
fugg
25a7b0 No.14176997
>>14176991
So much better than that gay dog.
ec0758 No.14176999
>>14176991
/ara/ switch bot needs to be made out of cardboard now.
0c3fe4 No.14177002
>>14176892
>>14176940
>>14176995
It comes with software. That is why you buy it.
bb1e36 No.14177004
>>14176991
Fucking clever censorship is the worst.
18efa9 No.14177006
>>14176996
Well take out the donald and 8ch logo. make it a helicopter and the official cardboy guy the communist and put the Gamergays logo on the chopter.
b6e783 No.14177009
>>14176977
Here you go. Batata77 is my personal favorite. There's also Oyatsu (mk2), Naturalton and Yuzugin.
0c3fe4 No.14177017
>>14176957
Give source to sexy flower picture
b482e9 No.14177018
As if a /v/irgin could ever figure out to put together a cardboard box. I bet five year old niglets and normalfags are better compared to the room temperature IQ prowess of the retards on here.
b6e783 No.14177019
>>14177013
We need more box OC.
7bd946 No.14177020
>>14176951
Children at heart means autistic cock joggler.
a98c0b No.14177021
Anons, you are too negative. Why can't you react to this like Yotsuba reacted to meeting Danbo?
a6da61 No.14177022
>literal cardboard is being sold as video games
what timeline are we in even
0c3fe4 No.14177023
>>14177016
But anon, you can't pirate a box now can you? Checkmate.
18efa9 No.14177027
>>14176996
Another one, because I have no time to funpost with you guys: Make a paper craft Fedora with all that shit - the 8ch logo and replace it with the plebbit robot and then put two joycons on the side. After you are done, put it on this guy's head >>14176884
d78ad3 No.14177028
>>14176723
Don't Jewish women become ghost witches when they die and are given the power to leave Sheol and haunt the entire earth?
a3c8a8 No.14177030
377a8a No.14177031
>>14176668
well at least it's environmentally friendly
this way, when the elementary school children who still play nintendo games get bored with the stupid nonsense toys that nintendo makes within a single week, the toys can be composted instead of filling landfills with plastic garbage.
b6e783 No.14177032
>>14177021
Imagine a box as a new fighter for Smash bros. Or a box as a new stage.
ab1e8b No.14177033
>>14177002
Assuming you're paying a full sixty bucks for a minigame collection or gimmicky robot game, that's ten to twenty bucks for some cardboard and rubber bands. And that doesn't include all the joycons needed to play those games.
023eb5 No.14177034
Anyone wants some cardboard?
f51d21 No.14177037
>>14177022
The best part is this is probably one of the least cancerous things out there. At least this is just fun shit and not lootboxes, dlc, paid mods, or other super jew shit.
We live in an industry where cardboard games are not the worst things out there.
900858 No.14177039
>>14176997
If only we could combine the loli and the dog. Somehow…
792ba1 No.14177041
>>14177009
Thanks, broseph.
52ba32 No.14177042
I hope somebody scans them so people can use their own cardboard on a hacked switch.
416a86 No.14177043
>>14176885
Does your daughter play videogames?
Which ones?
>>14176969
Now rename Malik as Mark and Photoshop him in.
25a7b0 No.14177047
>>14177037
>selling a cardboard box for 80 bucks isn't super jew shit
wew
cf844e No.14177049
>>14177039
SHOU SHOU LAB GOBLIN
989948 No.14177050
END THIS FUCKING PLANET ALREADY
0c3fe4 No.14177053
>>14177033
It wouldn't be the first time they did it.
I'm not saying it isn't greedy but it's been the standard for a while now.
The last $20 is because most people are too lazy to go out and get all those supplies to save $13
c24c6b No.14177054
Oh hey, /v/eddit is screaming "NINTENDOOMED xD" again, since they're so blind and can't see this stuff selling millions. Imagine getting this butthurt over cardboard peripherals for existing devices, which have sold well in the past as Google Cardboard and its clones have shown.
How does it feel that Nintendo is defying you, /v/eddit, and is succeeding without your input?
120457 No.14177057
>>14177013
I'm not even mocking the box at this point.
3ece85 No.14177059
>>14177018
I build Lego and part of my furniture with no instrunctions which is much harder to setup
I'm a big boy you queer
3efb84 No.14177060
I'm curious as to how game sites are going to review this? How can they judge the controls properly if they fuck up the process of constructing the cardboard housing it, leading to control issues?
>>14176718
>Metal Gear Solid Switch Edition
>Comes with a full size cardboard box Toy-Con that can detect if you are hiding in it
873a46 No.14177063
>>14177047
I wonder when you will realize that there are people on /v/ who will never miss an opportunity to pretend to be retarded just to bait (you)'s on their idiocy.
25a7b0 No.14177064
>>14177054
>since they're so blind and can't see this stuff selling millions
So do microtransactions. What's your point?
575afb No.14177071
reminder soytendo is for soyboys
b31f42 No.14177072
>it is getting released on Hitler's birthday
It this a metashitpost?
17067a No.14177073
>>14176994
Die cut cardboard of those dimensions, assuming a production run of 100k units? That shit would be somewhere in the range of 50 to 70 cents to produce.
5a6a5e No.14177074
>>14177054
>Implying people aren’t smuggling hard at people who are going to pay any amount of money for fucking
CARDBOARD
It’s fucking hilarious how the defense force keeps showing up.
7e346d No.14177076
>>14177037
>Have to pay $80 just because one of the games comes with cardboard
Extremely cancerous. Nintendo at the very least should be selling some of the games as some are just glorified tech demos without the stupid boxes.
2c45b0 No.14177078
>>14177043
She used to be into Minetest for a while, but recently got hooked on SimCity 4k. Of course, she's tried out Nintendo stuff, she liked Odyssey and 64. She tried the older Zeldos too, enjoyed LTTP, though found it a bit hard. And we play some multiplayer stuff from time to time like CTR and Snowboard Kids 2.
a98c0b No.14177080
>>14177064
>Nintendo Cardboard Box is a huge success
>Valve starts selling Dota Hats as cardboard cutouts you can wear while playing!
I can see this making BILLIONS and single-handedly saving the industry.
3c9c14 No.14177083
bc0fc3 No.14177085
>>14177018
I could put this stuff together with my eyes closed, I literally fold complex cardboard bullshit as part of my job. My boss is a literal retard though and can't even make the simplest designs with a step by step instruction sheet in front of her. I tried having her help me during Christmas and it was down right embarrassing.
She's stuck right before the boss fight with the yiga clan boss in BOTW because she can't figure out to use magnesis and see the secret door and I refuse to tell her, but I've given her hints like "didn't you open any of the buried chests in that room?" She doesn't know how. I genuinely wonder if she'd even be capable of making this stuff with the video instructions and all. she streams LoL for supplementary income
b5cef4 No.14177086
>Nintendo says they will announce "A new way to play" aimed specifically at kids, nothing more
>Announce exactly that
>WTF NINTENDO, A FUCKING BOX? WHERE'S THE DIRECT
517d8c No.14177088
>>14176668
Are these… boxes… made of metal?
c24c6b No.14177089
>>14177074
>>Implying people aren’t smuggling hard at people who are going to pay any amount of money for fucking CARDBOARD
It's pre-cut cardboard peripherals and video games. Are you autistic or something? Do you not understand basic concepts like the idea that this is a bundle that is a game that comes with cardboard peripherals? How sad are you? You aren't smug, you're retarded.
a98c0b No.14177091
>>14177083
>he won't purchase dozens of Nintendo Cardboard Boxes to see what's inside
>>>/pleb/
873a46 No.14177093
>>14177072
Recycled hitler ice cream cardboards from india.
268112 No.14177094
>>14177077
>brainlet meme
I thought you were told to fuck off in the last thread.
dc0bf7 No.14177096
>>14177031
Nintendo realized that if they were going to continue with the gimmicks, they might as well be the cheapest gimmicks possible.
bc0fc3 No.14177097
>>14177086
It's $80 cardboard. The Google cardboard thing for phone VR that comes with glass lenses is like $5.
0a165e No.14177098
>>14177059
>instrunctions
Even queers can spell properly.
Go to play with your Legos big baby
697335 No.14177101
>>14177085
Wait a fucking minute, weren't you that Anon posting a while back about the Jewess boss who used her tits and streamed for jewbux?
c24c6b No.14177103
>>14177097
No, the games are probably $60-70, and the cardboard is $10-20.
873a46 No.14177104
>>14177092
Gas the cardboards! Recycle war now!
bc0fc3 No.14177105
416a86 No.14177106
>>14177078
I can't imagine the life of a /v/irgin with a daughter.
Do you even find time for games still?
Asking because I'm considering to be a father in the next 7 or so years.
f83bf7 No.14177107
>Brainlet memes are 4chan now
Welp, time to nuke /christian/
370242 No.14177108
>>14176740
My first reaction to this was cutting edge, that this was way ahead of it's time. You could have so many applications and peripherals, it would be so cheap, this will give Nintendo a creatvie edge they haven't had in years. Want a joystick for your fighting game or something? Just buy the cardboard sheet + rubber bands for $2 bucks at the store instead of buying a $100+ third party peripheral. The possibilites for peripherals are endless and all for fuck-all cheap. Game devs could design anything they want to go with their game, it allows for creativity, and any complains about muh cardboard are circumvented by the super cheap price and the structural rigidity of the designed, pre-cut pieces. Finally Nintendo has a good, if gimicky idea for once.
The I saw this post.
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b5cef4 No.14177109
>>14177097
It comes with a game, and is more like $10-20 for cardboard. But like I said, only kids and dumbasses would buy this, and that's the target.
3ece85 No.14177112
>>14177098
Why do you think I build them without the instructions?
a3c8a8 No.14177113
>>14177106
We're getting old anon
af04c8 No.14177114
>>14177099
All this art with that dumb red logo needs to be redone. Wasn't that like some linux distro or something?
697335 No.14177116
>>14177105
I fucking knew it. Shame I don't remember the username on account of the jewess being a literally who.
dac738 No.14177117
>the price is just fine because a tech demo/mini-game collection is worth $60 by itself!
25a7b0 No.14177118
>>14177106
>falling for the 3dpd meme
ff95e7 No.14177119
>>14177104
My generic memory tells of a time where my ancestors were burnt into ash and made into soap, lampshades, and boxes
d78ad3 No.14177120
>>14177083
>not watching based Family Guy
Lol, look at this faggot and laugh. MacFarlane is redpilled, the second most redpilled in hollywood after Adam Sandler.
>>14177092
It all makes sense…
a2e18a No.14177121
>>14176668
Holy shit, is this for fucking real?
That is fucking laughable. They are selling you fucking cardboard and acting like it's fucking revolutionary. But I guess it's okay if Nintendo does it! :^)
183baf No.14177123
Yeah that's fucking great but wheres the metroid prime 4 news
b6e783 No.14177124
>The cardboard peripherals have been done, but in wood.
3ece85 No.14177127
>>14176722
Keki please don't stop
ff95e7 No.14177129
>>14177121
Nintendo is fucking Apple of gaming
bc0fc3 No.14177130
c24c6b No.14177134
>>14177108
You're paying for the game too, you retard.
b6e783 No.14177135
>>14177121
Well, at least there's box-tan to look forward too.
873a46 No.14177136
>>14177124
Maybe when they will release Playstation 5 nintendo will upgrade to wood technology.
7e346d No.14177137
>>14177103
I would like to see Nintendo make a game worth $70. But just to make the controller shake and make a cardboard cutout guy fall is not worth $70, let alone $20. I can only assume the other "games"" vary in quality
268112 No.14177138
>>14177120
>there are people who fell for the geometric jew
617afd No.14177140
>>14177124
That first one looks pretty nice but it should've been sanded more.
120457 No.14177141
c24c6b No.14177145
3cf214 No.14177154
>cheap as fuck to make
this stuff is going to sell, I wonder if I should stock up on it and and leave them in a bin for 10 years and resell them for top dollar to collectors.
bb1e36 No.14177156
>>14177127
He's not coming back man
a3c8a8 No.14177158
>>14177140
/tech/ pls save us
3ece85 No.14177161
>>14177140
Brian Fagioli is a national treasure
a3c8a8 No.14177166
>>14177153
As beautiful as it is, doesn't wood get extremely hot?
120457 No.14177167
>>14177154
Just make sure you store it in a cool, dry place to prevent it from eroding. Cardboard doesn't last forever.
621555 No.14177168
>>14177161
post more libbie and kiki
af04c8 No.14177170
>>14177152
Should I read the manga or just wait for the anime? Or did the anime bomb?
f20dce No.14177172
…wtf
NINTENDO IS SELLING /po/ BOXES NOW?!
370242 No.14177173
>>14177134
>interactive buidling instructions
>game
2c45b0 No.14177178
>>14177106
I usually play for at least a couple hours in the evening, and I get weekends off, so I have the time. Mostly it's a matter of motivation, since I most times don't feel like digging through all the AAA shit and Soyboy indie cancer to find something fun to play, especially not after a long day or work.. Having a backlog helps, at least.
As for having a kid ,it's not as hard as it seems at first. Just important to not do stupid shit and actually take care of the kid. Most parents just let the iPads babysit theirs and then are surprised that they turn out to be fuckups. Don't get your kid a phone until they're 9 or ten, and don't let them watch shitty jewtube let's players (so basically don't let her go to jewtube unsupervised).
416a86 No.14177180
>>14177113
>one day when http6 is outsourcing every other website with mind blowing possibilities and subtle intrusions of your privacy, the only people able to stomach a website as dated as 8chan will be the bitter old ourselves
>circlejerking forever about how morrowind is still the best elder scrolls and finding joy in seeing the videogame industry self destruct
>>14177118
Still better than cardboard.
c24c6b No.14177181
>>14177161
Maybe if you're a retarded furfag from cuckchan /g/. Oh wait you are.
25a7b0 No.14177182
>>14177134
>minigame collections are worth $70 now
I remember when Wii Sports was free.
8ec5a4 No.14177183
>>14177170
Read manga, then animu.
050a18 No.14177185
>>14177173
Mark will find a way to allow threads about playing with boxes, just like VN threads
c24c6b No.14177192
>>14177173
You see them playing games in the trailer, retard.
>>14177182
Where's your proof it's a mini-game collection?
a98c0b No.14177193
>>14177154
>10 years
>decomposition time of cardboard: 2 months
I don't think you plan will succeed.
3efb84 No.14177194
>>14177123
Metroid Prime 4 now ships with a life size cardboard version of Samus's arm cannon! Insert the right Joy-Con into the front of the cannon and perform different finger gestures to change beam weapons!
cfbdc7 No.14177195
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>>14177130
So you gonna fuck her? You've already got pretty good chances if she knows you absolutely despise her. Just stare at her tits and she'll probably give in just to get your approval.
bb1e36 No.14177199
>>14177169
The dream is gone,it's time to become comfortably numb.
af04c8 No.14177203
>>14177183
I already animu though. Are the official manga translations worth supporting or are they cucked?
25a7b0 No.14177207
>>14177192
>Where's your proof it's a mini-game collection?
The video in the OP, retard.
dc0bf7 No.14177209
>>14177130
Oh shit, it's you. Any new stories?
c40684 No.14177210
>SONYGGERS & MICROSHAFTS FACE WHEN
c24c6b No.14177211
>>14177187
I remember when /v/eddit OC was good and not just shitty MS Paint scribbles involving already established memes
7e346d No.14177212
>>14177170
The anime is getting a second season, so it is doing pretty good
>>14177192
Not every one of those was a game. There was the remote control car, then the falling man, and who knows what the house is.
d78ad3 No.14177214
>>14177187
This, but if you play video games in general.
3ece85 No.14177215
>>14177187
Go back to >>>/cuckchan/ you cancerous piece of shit
c24c6b No.14177217
>>14177204
>giving sauce to saucefags
bb1e36 No.14177226
>>14177214
My god has it been a while since i saw that faggot,quentin? was his name?
7e346d No.14177227
>>14177194
>Not a life size cardboard suit so you can feel samus up while you play the game.
370242 No.14177230
>>14177192
>games
more like screensavers
5a9262 No.14177242
>>14177195
I don't want to lose an eye from getting stabbed with her nose.
>>14177209
I didn't really have to deal with her for all of December, so no. It was a nice break. She did fuck up IMMEDIATELY upon our return to normal work in January, and I've been set back enough that I spent this week doing last week's work. Good start to the fuckin year. I'm halfway through the application process somewhere else right now.
fdb610 No.14177243
>>14176800
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BUY SOME FUCKING CARDBOARD AT THAT POINT?
OR NO BETTER YET, JUST GO TO THE LOCAL HOMELESS SHELTER AND JUST FIND IT FROM A DEAD GUY, WHY IS THIS 80$?
b6e783 No.14177244
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14177227
>Metroid Prime 4
>Samus's suit is made of cardboard.
416a86 No.14177245
>>14177178
Sounds acceptable.
Some days I wish I had a kid to watch me play games and that I could bring out to get ice cream. It doesn't help being a teacher.
f20dce No.14177246
>>14176956
nigga, people gonna be uploading custom diy boards and then hoarding these will be useless, not to mention easily destroyed from water, dampness, moisture, animals, and any form of pressure
42e51b No.14177248
The best thing about this is that Nintendo expects their core audience of brainlet soyboys being able to actually assemble these things. It looks like a fuck ton of strings, elastics, and other shit you could easily break.
I'm looking forward to the countless cases of people destroying their fucking $80 cardboard doohicky and looking to Nintendo for compensation.
758338 No.14177249
So for 70 bucks I assume you're going to get software with it, right? Cardboard is way to cheap to be that jewy with.
>>14177194
That'd be pretty rad tbh. Ever since Prime 3 I've wanted a metroid themed scope for the wii mote. Too bad there aren't many devs willing to capitalize on that.
8c6dd9 No.14177250
>>14176668
>People screaming for a new Animal Crossing.
>Nintendo: How about a cardboard box instead.
And they seemed to be doing so well.
b6e783 No.14177252
>>14177243
I guess it's custom cardboard with instructions and cutout details. High quality cardboard, you can't get it elsewhere. It has the official Nintendo seal of quality.
8216bb No.14177254
I fucking hate you all. This is creative, unique, and utterly fucking charming. It's not designed for you pig fuckers, it's meant for people that are poor or from poor countries. You seriously disgust me.
3ece85 No.14177255
>>14177234
Any chance you could somehow add it on top of >>14177013?
>>14176931
>Cuckchanners get banned from their shithole and they come here
Is there any place more cancerous than that place?
It's fucking reddit tier nowadays
a39159 No.14177256
It's okay when nintendodfadcas vfw d
ebb00c No.14177259
>>14176668
I haven't laughed this much in a long time, thank you Nintendo. I'm not buying it, but now I can feel smugly superior to the retards that will as I laugh at this $80 joke.
356a75 No.14177260
>>14176688
dub dubs deserve checking
d7bb4b No.14177261
THE COWAHRDS! THE FOOWLZ!
a98c0b No.14177262
At least you can settle all the cardboard on fire during winter. What's your console of choice doing to keep your warm, now that the Xbox 360 is no more?
25a7b0 No.14177264
>>14177254
>it's meant for people that are poor or from poor countries
>implying they can afford to buy $80 cardboard boxes
356a75 No.14177266
>>14177254
>poor countries
>70 dollaridoos
nice bait
7cf892 No.14177267
>>14176991
Any more of this Switch-tan?
a5f962 No.14177271
>>14177079
Have some freshly harvested gapes from SGDQ
0f66b4 No.14177272
>>14176668
I love how none of the people in the video show their face, they must be too embarrassed by it. At least this will be the easiest to pirate Nintendo product ever.
bb1e36 No.14177273
>>14177253
That's really endearing and heart warming to read.
ebb00c No.14177274
>>14177254
>poor
>spending 80 bucks on cardboard
I can guarantee you that wont ever happen.
99c977 No.14177276
Is this thread cyclical yet? Because it's probably gonna need to be.
a2e18a No.14177277
>>14177247
good
>>14177253
Aw shit, that made me giggle.
d78ad3 No.14177281
>>14177254
>implying ruskies won't pirate the cardboard
>implying the chinese won't make bootleg cardboard for 1/8 the cost
62d7c4 No.14177282
>>14177255 (checked)
Sure your dubs wills it. Right on top of the cake or in front of the cake like he is popping out the box?
5a9262 No.14177283
>>14177248
>It looks like a fuck ton of strings, elastics, and other shit you could easily break.
The cardboard itself will break before those things do. The moment some kid gets over-excited with their steering wheel or fishing rod or whatever, it'll snap like the stiff paper it is. You need 3 layers minimum for any kind of resistance to tearing, and then it still bends easily if you smack it against something.
10a84a No.14177284
I just came here I just saw this and I'm Amazed, Nintendo managed to find a fucking way to sell a Cardboard fucking box to Soygoys and they'll eat it up
b6e783 No.14177285
>>14177272
/v/ is going to make money being bootleg cardboard dealers.
873a46 No.14177290
>>14177285
There also going to be millions of chinese knockoffs of that. When a big studio farts, chink corporations that make bootlegs fart with them.
2b67c4 No.14177293
758338 No.14177297
>>14177283
You could probably recreate some of the things from plastic sheets and sheet metal. Opens up all sorts of possibilities for 3rd parties.
c4052f No.14177302
>>14177300
>no spoiler
delete
b6e783 No.14177303
>>14177300
What about cardboard box-tan?
3ece85 No.14177304
>>14177282
In front based anon
t-thank you
3ece85 No.14177306
416a86 No.14177307
>>14177253
Sometimes I wonder how many dad's irl want to bone their daughters. And often it goes the other way too. Once I had a girl tell me [REDACTED] because I reminded her of her dad. Like really if the law would allow it we would have a lot more incest around I believe.
263b2f No.14177308
A fucking box.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NINTENDO
356a75 No.14177310
>>14177041
Post more big girls
bb1e36 No.14177312
>>14177307
Probably,one generation of it wouldn't cause too much in the way of genetic fuckery i believe,it's afterwards that you're really playing russian roulette.
f50e97 No.14177313
>>14177303
Switch dog in a giant cardboard mech switch dog
d78ad3 No.14177319
>>14177290
Chinese Bootlegs are a fucking godsend, literally the only good thing China has produced in about 1000 years.
>>14177307
Since the time of the fucking Sumerians, depraved fucks have wanted to fuck their own daughters and spiders.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uttu
25a7b0 No.14177322
>>14177315
>they killed him because he was opposed to the box project
416a86 No.14177323
>>14177312
If we really cared about genetics we wouldn't have immigration, don't you think?
e26d63 No.14177324
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>>14177203
read it right the fuck now
the translations are fine from what I read, though the translator does get a little meme-y with his sfx
0c3fe4 No.14177325
>>14177216
>Liking muscle girls makes you a numale
b6e783 No.14177326
>>14177310
Here you go.
>>14177313
That sounds fun, but I rather more box-tan porn.
bb1e36 No.14177329
>>14177323
The people who do care about genetics are not the same people in charge,sadly.
>>14177319
Wanting to fuck spiders eh,i can get down with that.
47c667 No.14177330
I bet this is one of Miyamoto's weird projects hes been doing. But i have to admire the fact that i'm pretty sure only Nintendo would try and resell One Two Switch by adding some cardboard into the mix and probably make it a success.
ebb00c No.14177331
>>14177323
Most of the idiots buying this will be rich white sjw tier faggots.
f50e97 No.14177333
>>14177330
Wasn't Miyamoto working on a Robot game at some point with the Wii U/Switch?
a98c0b No.14177335
Will Anthony Burch have his cardboard boxes taken by his future ex-wife when they divorce?
04f0f9 No.14177336
>>14177216
>having chest hair makes you a nu male
Americans.
873a46 No.14177342
>>14177336
Arabs have a lot of chest hair. And indians.
3ece85 No.14177345
>>14177315
>Pokemon GO
>Miitomo
Iwata died for much worse
8f13b1 No.14177346
>>14176740
>>14176800
I wanted to play devil's advocate by saying that this was designed to be a cheap product that makes money by creating value from the console itself, thus driving console or software sales, but I can't even do that now. There is not one redeemable part of this product.
416a86 No.14177347
>>14177329
But somehow incest is still illegal!
I'm all out for genetics but love is love tbh.
b6e783 No.14177350
>>14177331
I don't know how or why many made a connection with Nintendo and Soyboys, but I blame Treehouse for this.
5a9262 No.14177353
>>14177336
No, it's the patchiness of it, just like the beard. Either have shitloads covering most of your torso like a man-bear, or groom it. Anything in between just looks like garbage.
bb1e36 No.14177354
>>14177347
I'm not saying to give you that much leeway,but it's definitely something that people shouldn't immediately hate just because it's the thing to hate.
416a86 No.14177357
>>14177350
>I don't know why
Manchildren
d78ad3 No.14177362
>>14177216
There's absolutely nothing wrong with having unwashed, long, gangly hair. Daily showering is for gays. Haircuts are for fags. Shampoo is for women.
af04c8 No.14177363
>>14177324
That's fine I usually don't even read them since they don't keep up with the fan-translations. I just like to support good translations because otherwise you encourage them to pander to the shits.
a5f962 No.14177364
>>14177350
>Grown men posing with toys
My dad was right, videos really are something you should quit as an adult
356a75 No.14177365
Poor fucking Iwata, what a disgrace
>>14177336
>every thing he sees is an excuse to be angry at America
imagine being this poor
fba78b No.14177366
>>14177358
we all know /fit/ is full of raging homos
6e7de8 No.14177367
>>14177194
That sounds fucking awesome. There's potential if they use it for stuff like that (sell a 10-15 dollar pack of peripherals for existing games). Never going to get a switch, but that would be a fun way to escape from basic wagglin.
f19498 No.14177368
Can I buy the game and make the cardboard myself?
I'm intrigued, I'll say that much.
b6e783 No.14177369
>>14177366
But they ain't soyboys.
873a46 No.14177370
>>14177345
Pokemon Go is so much better with Nintendo Cardboard. You can stay on the streets all night catching pokemons!
9fd7dd No.14177372
>>14177319
humans have also been fucking horses since the dawn of time, so wanting to fuck spiders isn't that much of a stretch.
25a7b0 No.14177373
>>14177358
What's worse, numale or fag?
676297 No.14177376
My dad works at nintendo, he just sent me a pic from the second wave of innovative new Labo products being announced later this month.
90bad3 No.14177377
ANYWHERE FROM SEVENTY TO EIGHTY DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING BOX
1d835a No.14177378
SWITCHDOG WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE AND NOW IT'S GOING TO BE REAL THANKS TO FUCKING CARDBOARD
b6e783 No.14177380
>>14177373
A fag waves his banner, a NuMale infiltrates.
bb1e36 No.14177381
>>14177372
It's actually quite a stretch,one you can actually stick your dick into,the other you cant.
fba78b No.14177383
>>14177369
that is true, they may be mantlets but they aren't soyboys
6fb048 No.14177384
>>14177096
I think we can all agree that gay gimmick toys you build yourself are better than gay gimmick toys made of shitty plastic that crumbles if you get mad at it. The cardboard probably has a better build quality by an order of magnitude.
f50e97 No.14177385
>>14177373
Numales are inherently atrophic.
Fags can at least inspire the improvement of the self.
f19498 No.14177386
>>14177377
It comes with the game, retard.
10 bucks is a little much but still.
3ece85 No.14177388
>>14177370
I'd rather go full /k/ and stroke my raifu all night and day
a6640e No.14177389
They sell you the game, and it interacts with cardboard papercraft. This is like lego mindstorm stuff but you dont have to buy a bunch of legos or motors. Why are you guys so worked up about this like it's a humongous blunder? Do you think the cardboard sheets and rubber bands cost a lot?
>>14176740
The kit is ten dollars, that 2nd options is the game. The kit has more plastic mechanical pieces and string, not only cardboard.
a6640e No.14177392
>>14177389
Whoops
*that 2nd option is the game + kit.
e101ba No.14177394
>>14177326
>tfw no giantess dominatrix waifu to hold you down and have her way with you while you thank your tall goddess for the daily blessing
fba78b No.14177395
>>14177389
The price is the main issue here.
25a7b0 No.14177396
>>14177389
There are no plastic pieces.
47c667 No.14177398
>>14177333 (nice trips)
He was but it got cancelled. I would assume maybe this and other projects of his ended up being reworked into this.
b6e783 No.14177399
>>14177394
A lot more of that in /monster/'s gigantes thread.
>>14177395
I could buy a truck load of cardboards for that price.
87259d No.14177400
>>14177378
All the faggots didn't do your due diligence in telling the furfags to fuck off, so now you have to reap what you've sown.
d78ad3 No.14177401
>>14177372
I don't even think Sumerians were human. The word Sumer means black-headed or some shit like that.
f50e97 No.14177403
>>14177394
>Getting fucked by the giant woman
>Not fucking the giant woman
An attitude like that gets you no Dragon tail.
5a9262 No.14177404
>>14177395
I think durability is the main issue here. Cardboard won't last for shit even if you're careful with it. They could have given us the exact same concept with sheets of plastic instead that won't tear in half the moment a toddler looks at it wrong.
af04c8 No.14177405
>>14177394
What about a tall waifu that can split into a loli harem? Kekkai Sensen got this idea stuck in my head.
900858 No.14177406
>>14177394
Such beings do exist.
6fb048 No.14177407
>>14177350
>the soyboy smile
>the gayboi gape
>the faggot's face
>the numale something something
Help me out here guys.
873a46 No.14177409
>>14177378
It just needs an appropriate design idea.
b6e783 No.14177411
>>14177401
>e word Sumer means black-headed or some shit like that.
AYO HOL UP
42e51b No.14177412
>>14177184
The build quality on that thing is complete ass. Did you use plywood?
Also, ==mother's basement==.
04f0f9 No.14177413
>>14177350
Is it just me, or is something wrong with his neck?
da6d70 No.14177414
>>14177267
There's not much of this exact design because i didn't draw her enough for there to be much to begin with
62d7c4 No.14177415
>>14177304
Sorry took me a minute anon.
b5cef4 No.14177416
>>14177330
>>14177398
This literally is Miyamotos robot game. I remember that robot game footage.
d78ad3 No.14177418
>>14177411
The Portuguese do not fuck spiders though, they fuck Capuchin monkeys.
fba78b No.14177419
>>14177407
the numale neotony, it's like they are permanently 15 and suffering infinite puberty
82d61d No.14177422
>>14177407
>the numale's shear grace?
25a7b0 No.14177424
>>14177414
You should shill her more, that's the best design for switch-tan
bb1e36 No.14177427
>>14177414
You are one cool artist and i would kill to be friends with you.
b6e783 No.14177429
>>14177419
They have low-t and yet they are somehow balding. I thought balding was high-t.
900858 No.14177430
>>14177409
Great now I'm going to have to retexture the Minecraft dogs as Switch Bitch.
>>14177414
Then get on it lad. Please.
24cd2e No.14177431
>this sad of a thing
<faggots here cannot even into VRChat
I knew you were all ledditors.
5a9262 No.14177433
>>14177416
Oh fuck, the one from the E3 where they teased Starfox Zero?
f2f0f4 No.14177434
>>14176668
Anyone have these things as a kid? Reminds me of that
I can see this being really popular in Japan. Japs love shit like this
6fb048 No.14177435
>>14177414
I'm really into what you're doing here.
>>14177419
Nice.
47c667 No.14177436
a6640e No.14177438
>>14177395
It looks like the game covers every kit.
>>14177396
Is that the Robot kit? In the video, the kid with the backpack and arms connected with string had his pack opened up and it looked like plastic things were sliding up and down when he moved the arms to make the robot punch on-screen.
f19498 No.14177441
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>>14177416
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT
381c86 No.14177442
>>14177429
Balding from high-T is a genetic defect though.
900858 No.14177443
>>14177429
Balding is caused by T sensitivity in the scalp.
6fb048 No.14177444
>>14177429
Balding is purely genetic. My dad is balding really badly, but all of my uncles on my mom's side still have full heads of hair, even if they're gray as fuck. Consequently, neither I nor my brothers are balding in the slightest.
25a7b0 No.14177447
>>14177438
>Is that the Robot kit?
Yes. It's nothing but paper, string, and rubberbands
b6e783 No.14177448
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>>14177442
>>14177443
>>14177444
I see. So balding doesn't make one any manlier. Also, check out this.
3ece85 No.14177449
>>14177418
It's true, that's how the first generation of Brazilians were created ebfore we found the natives.
>>14177415
Shit, I'm just glad you delivered, thank you anon
eef76a No.14177452
Why didn't the Spanish obliterate the Japanese in the 1600s like they planned?
181e3e No.14177456
>>14177057
All that is missing is "Only Men"
3f99e5 No.14177457
>>14176740
>Defense of the cardboard in the Youtube comments consists how it's revolutionary revolves mostly on how it's for kids because kids love cardboards right?
The thing is I don't understand why they're defending it because it's aimed for kids when this is actually not a bad idea. Because really I honestly the concept of having a sort of Arduino that you could plant onto anything that fits the type of game. It's cardboard because of how of easily manageable it is to build and accessorize. If they focus on just selling the Labo as an Arduino with some kits that include some cardboard examples and then sell cardboard designs for $15, this could be a good marketing move. I still hate the name Toy-Con. I mean even kids might think this is too kiddy. I remember specifically how kids are pretty self-aware if something seemed too kiddy for them
4d7187 No.14177459
>>14177192
>Where's your proof it's a mini-game collection?
One was called "Variety" and had several of them in a collection, if you check the official page. The only one that is a stand alone game is the robot one which is kinda cool and I've been interested in it since they showed it off as a Wii U game. Not so much now, maybe I'll pirate it someday.
b5cef4 No.14177461
>>14177441
That's the one, shame it's part of an $80 cardboard kit that almost nobody will buy. (I hope)
3ece85 No.14177462
>>14177431
As long as it has the Nintendo brand people will buy it.
7cf892 No.14177463
I honestly think this is a neat idea for kids and it's going to sell well in spite of the price. It seems expensive for "a video game with some cardboard" but I don't think the price is bad in comparison to other toys and educational gimmicks. I just searched for lego on amazon and there are lego sets that cost over $100 for fuck's sake. The only thing that I'm at all bothered about is having to see numales and "geek girls" parade this shit around social media.
Also this isn't a marketing blunder, just like with the Mini Direct Nintendo is doing this shit on purpose. They know people are anxious for the real Direct with the announcements that fans are actually interested in, and they are taking advantage of that to shill things that would get zero attention otherwise.
>>14177293
Mark's already posted ITT nigger. What does Totodile have to do with him?
>>14177300
Jokes on you, I like the dog too, just in the mood for some bony loli.
>>14177307
Yeah sometimes I wonder if that Sam Hyde joke is right and all dads are into their daughters. The blatantly sexual shit that modern dads let their daughters get away with, not to mention sending them off to the glorified orgy that is college, makes some sense if they're all cucks that fap while imagining their daughters getting plowed.
>i'm so progressive i don't care if my daughter dates a black guy haha it doesn't bother me at all haha
>>14177414
please draw more, her design and your style are very hot
f50e97 No.14177464
>>14177452
>supporting the spanish
>ever
>For any reason
bb1e36 No.14177466
>>14177457
Depending on age range kids are a lot more keen to bullshit then most people suspect.
d78ad3 No.14177470
>>14177448
Baldness was seen as a good thing in Sumeria, so maybe it has to do with spider incest in the genes.
>>14177452
The Dutch.
900858 No.14177471
>>14177452
>wanting the Jesuits to win
176689 No.14177473
>>14176703
his mom died you asshole
3ece85 No.14177477
>>14177452
>Defending the Spics
da6d70 No.14177478
>>14177424
>>14177427
>>14177430
>>14177435
Well, this is a warmer reception than I thought.
I just stopped posting here altogether due to reasons some time ago and someone told me my art is being posted here
a3c8a8 No.14177479
>>14177457
>We've come to the age where people are defending 80 dollar boxes
381c86 No.14177481
>>14177448
Also, it's not like low-t is their only trouble, you need balanced nutrition on general, you can't just go to a black market dealer, buy test and bam all problems solved
they eat trash and become trash subhumans
3a59b4 No.14177487
>>14177318
Friend of mine tried to defend the cardboard by saying it is better than R.O.B.
R.O.B. was shit but worth well more than the cardboard.
04f0f9 No.14177491
>>14177462
This, Nintendo is living off old glory and their fanatic fanbase only rivalled by Sonyfags.
In fact, the latter has been largely quiet these last two years.
8f13b1 No.14177492
In concept I would be willing to defend a cardboard peripheral based business strategy. There is nothing wrong in theory with a team making software that works around a peripheral and fully utilizes the technology within the console itself and including the design manual in-game at no additional cost. The problem is when you sell the cardboard and supplies at extreme markup.
Hopefully some enterprising company makes a Lepin-tier knockoff version for $5 a pop.
>>14177072
It's meant to cash in on adult children who want to get high and play with cardboard because muh creativity while stoned.
676297 No.14177493
>>14177463
>Mark's already posted ITT nigger. What does Totodile have to do with him?
Totodile is his pokewaifu
ebb00c No.14177497
>>14177487
Get better friends anon.
3efb84 No.14177498
>>14177381
Unappreciated post.
>>14177396
What about the eyelets? I would assume the string would run through them (and would prevent string on cardboard friction damage)
>>14177447
And reflective tape so the infrared camera can read any of the moving cardboard pieces.
3a59b4 No.14177499
>>14177497
Thinking about it.
b6e783 No.14177500
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>>14177481
That makes sense. They need to go keto and work out.
bb1e36 No.14177502
>>14177478
Well,do more if you can
940db9 No.14177503
56a4f3 No.14177505
There was a VR setup in the robot kit, right? That might be interesting, it means it's an endorsed game type now.
a3c8a8 No.14177506
>>14177478
What happened if I may ask
62d7c4 No.14177507
>>14177457
>Defending a cardboard box
bb1e36 No.14177510
>>14177503
You see that new video he uploaded?
was pretty good
1d079a No.14177512
Please stop posting pozzed nintendo shit on this board. Thank you.
8f13b1 No.14177513
>>14177479
What part of "If they focus on just selling the Labo as an Arduino with some kits that include some cardboard examples and then sell cardboard designs for $15, this could be a good marketing move" is defending $80 boxes? And who are you quoting?
a98c0b No.14177514
>>14177507
To be fair, it looks like a very professionaly packaged cardboard box.
b5cef4 No.14177516
>>14177505
No, but as part of the robot kit you have a joycon strapped to your head to track head movement. It looks fucking retarded.
dc0bf7 No.14177517
>>14177406
>have giantess fetish
>reverse image-search photo
>she's shorter than me
IT'S NOT FAIR
99944c No.14177519
It just keeps getting worse
6f49e7 No.14177520
>>14177457
Ninty wouldn't make something as open as that, though. I'd love for an arduino based creative platform - something like Lego Mindstorms with more open potential (and lower price), but it's Nintendo after all.
Even creating Mario Maker maps is a hassle, I don't think the Labo sets will allow for 'going out of the intended design'. You HAVE to assemble the cardboard as shown, and the Toybox cartridge only lets you do THESE things - nothing else. There might be a barebones Scratch-esque system but no real coding - Ninty is afraid of dem exploits, after all.
However, I can see the homebrew scene getting some creative Labo-ish ideas, now that the Switch is indeed hackable.
>Taiko set
>Sports type controllers (like all those wii addons)
>Mecha game controller like Steel Battalion (the video showed a flight-stick like system with a joycon - could work…)
>Waifu games
940db9 No.14177521
Calling it now:
These things are going to be magnets for pets. Expect photos of normie's dogs and cats destroying these.
bb1e36 No.14177522
>>14177517
Man how fucking tell are you.
e59221 No.14177523
>>14176668
What the fuck is going on?
>Release date 4/20
Hehehehohohohahaha
ec7542 No.14177528
>>14176740
Even if the game is $60, cardboard shouldn't cost over $5.
da6d70 No.14177530
>>14177502
I probably will, daily draws tend to wring me dry of ideas.
>>14177506
Too lazy to deal with proxies, favorite boards dead or infested with literal cancer.
3ece85 No.14177534
>>14177491
>the latter has been largely quiet these last two years.
You can't possibly be serious
7cf892 No.14177535
>>14177478
Those who draw lolis are always welcome here.
bb1e36 No.14177537
>>14177530
I'm serious about that friend thing,drop me a disagreement or steam over this shit if you're up to it
throwawayshit@send22u.info
758338 No.14177538
>>14177448
DHT, which is a more powerful androgen than test, makes one more susceptible to balding though. A lot of it has to do with how sensitive the receptors in your body are. Nu males might have high sensitivity in their hair follicles but low sensitivity in their muscles. Taking into account lack of exercise, sensitivity to xenoestrogens which the effect of making your accumulate fat and you've explained the nu-male phenomena
>>14177481
>>14177500
Unless you're a genetic freak it's working out while on keto won't bring you any gains since you're limited on proteins.
5c290d No.14177539
>>14176740
>step on your nintendo cardboard
>$70 down the drain
sure you can just carve out a new one from an amazon box but I imagine most kids wouldnt bother
99427e No.14177545
56a4f3 No.14177547
>>14177516
How the fuck do you see where you are then? I guess they do show a big TV but that's not as cool.
842eb9 No.14177548
Is this how a company completely eradicates its reputation in the span of a day?
I'm looking around outside /v/. There are about ten people defending this and MILLIONS making fun of it.
That's it, Nintendo's dead. There's no recovering from this. Even if they just up and cancelled it, I doubt people are going to forget this.
bb1e36 No.14177553
>>14177541
>reverse rape blackmail lolis
this is a good fetish,i like this,this is mine now
6fb048 No.14177554
>>14177479
They're defending a 50-60 dollar game with 20-30 dollars worth of cardboard attached to it.
25a7b0 No.14177555
>>14177541
>locking a loli out
b6e783 No.14177556
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>>14177553
>Reverse rape
It's still just called rape.
25a7b0 No.14177559
>>14177554
>20-30 dollars worth of cardboard
It comes with maximum $1 of cardboard.
da6d70 No.14177563
>>14177535
Not according to /loli/ staff who outright decided to ban "western" lolis.
>>14177537
You better like warframe then.
3f99e5 No.14177565
>>14177520
>Switch is hacked
>Allowing for an actual Arduino with coding and shit
>Now we have a legit Raspberry Pi emulator.
I remember someone joking how Nintendo would announce a licensed emulator but here we are.
cd05e0 No.14177568
>>14177457
>be a huge origami, sewing & crafts fag
>see this, it combines two of my favorite things
I'm legitimately excited for this. I'll tell you why.
>cardboard for patterning
>can use the dimensions for 3D printing
>can create and sell my own peripherals for my device
>that pedal
>mfw thinking of a game that lets me sew and knit things
I know I'm going to get bullied for defending cardboard, but putting together my favorite hobbies makes me so happy.
b6e783 No.14177569
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>>14177563
They said they ban things that aren't in anime style. Images related are recently from the drawthread.
3ece85 No.14177570
>>14177563
>Not according to /loli/ staff who outright decided to ban "western" lolis.
What a bunch of niggers
What's their stance on Hoshime for example?
Is anything not Japanese "Western"?
6fb048 No.14177571
>>14177563
>ban "western" lolis
It baffles me that weebscum fucking drools over shitty Jap art but loses their fucking mind over Western art of any quality, shitty or otherwise.
25a7b0 No.14177574
>>14177563
And now /loli/ is dead
bb1e36 No.14177575
>>14177556
for tagging purposes of course
>>14177563
i dont mind it
8f13b1 No.14177576
>>14177538
Gains are not the purpose of keto and you certainly won't be short on protein. The issue is that eating at a defecit kills gains but is also the only way to lose fat (unless you're working on noob gains). Body recomp and IF are what you should be looking at for gains and fat loss.
8957c2 No.14177577
>>14177364
>have long hair
>it's thinner than my will to live
How the fuck do you even manage? If I don't get a haircut at least once a month, I end up looking like my waifu. How does he manage to look like that much of a ratboy?
6fb048 No.14177578
>>14177568
>be a huge origami, sewing & crafts fag
Oh fuck, please be in London.
ec0758 No.14177580
>>14177570
>people who like loli are niggers
who would have thought.
4147ff No.14177581
62d7c4 No.14177583
>>14177568
>I know I'm going to get bullied
873a46 No.14177585
>>14177553
If you knew anything about life you wouldn't love this fetish. This is how all the bitches become sluts for life. By exploiting older men for sex.
957573 No.14177586
ec0758 No.14177588
>>14177577
Receding hairlines.
015b46 No.14177591
>>14176708
>cardboard fleshlight 2.jpg
Where's 1?
>>14176867
>OR COCK!
every time
25a7b0 No.14177593
>>14177585
>comparing 2d and 3d
Your fault for thinking 3D is anything but PD
900858 No.14177594
>>14177563
That's why we have /delicious/ now.
a3c8a8 No.14177595
>>14177535
ＦＬＡＴ ＩＳ ＪＵＳＴＩＣＥ
but seriously, I second this notion. We may not be a loli board, however I think we can agree that loli's are pure innocent creatures that should be allowed on the board. Remember though, loli's are for patting, not fapping.
2D only though
3DPD is fucking gay.
bb1e36 No.14177596
>>14177585
good thing im talking 2d
d3794b No.14177598
>>14176724
>Anons take the piss out of a silly peripheral
>STOP HATING BASTE NINTY YOU NEOFAGS
a9c938 No.14177603
>>14177457
<people implying defending the box is bad
it all depends on if the games are fun (and if they require the box) tbh. If the box is absolutely required then its fucked. If the games are just casual shovelware then its fucked. Alot of ways this is not worth it, but I do think in theory its a cool idea.
>>14177583
>peeh peeh the facebook frog
get out!
617afd No.14177604
>>14177534
haha
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) f50e97 No.14177605
>>14177548
nigga you're blowing this way out of proportion, if this flops they literally can just stop printed cardboard and make regular software and leave like the templates online or some shit.
Financially this is ridiculously fucking safe.
ec0758 No.14177606
>>14177603
>facebook frog
How dare you insult KEK?
25a7b0 No.14177608
>>14177595
>loli's are for patting, not fapping
Why would you lie on the internet?
dc0bf7 No.14177609
>>14177522
2.09 metres, or just over 6'10".
bb1e36 No.14177610
>>14177598
interesting how much bkub has blown up
3ece85 No.14177613
>>14177580
83% Catholic too
3868cd No.14177615
this is why sony is winning the generation
a3c8a8 No.14177616
>>14176724
Dude I like Nintendo myself, but there's no defending this.
IT'S A FUCKING BOX
Just put an Apple logo or a Nintendo logo on a dildo and I bet you'll defend that too.
>b-but it's for females
>It's only 80 dollars what are you poor?
>muh brand recognition
5a9262 No.14177618
>>14177609
How the fuck is the weather up there?
758338 No.14177619
>>14176841
Yeah the PS4 and it's two games blow everything out of the water this gen.
a9c938 No.14177623
>>14177606
>le kekistani
reported for being a sodomite
3ece85 No.14177624
>>14177609
>2.10 meters
>Giantess fetish
You poor sod, at least she won't have to bend over to deliver some suction.
7cf892 No.14177625
>>14177563
I thought that might have been why. Yeah, it fucking blows. /loli/ was taken over by one of the goons from /a/ (Tewi, same guy that does the rabbit rabbit threads) and he drove it right into the ground and even deleted OC that is now lost forever.
I dunno if it's your thing but the western community moved to >>>/delicious/. I'm pretty sure they will accept you, but otherwise just post in /v/'s draw threads, there are plenty of loli lovers here.
de2380 No.14177627
>>14177595
>Remember though, loli's are for patting, not fapping
Do you seriously think you can invite lolis and not attract lolicons? You may as well invite furries and expect the board to be free of furfags. Pedo vermin are drawn to lolis like maggots to rancid meat.
669be4 No.14177628
>>14176668
And you faggots thought fucking amibos were retarded hahahaha holy shit look at this.
bb1e36 No.14177629
>>14177618
you made me chuckle ya cunt
8c3c37 No.14177632
>>14177606
>kekucks
>on MY board?
It's more likely than you think
3ece85 No.14177634
>>14177604
Describes the board perfectly actually
>>14177606
>Facebook frog
>>>/out/
a3c8a8 No.14177635
>>14177627
>comparing loli's to furfags
I'm not welcoming them, they've always been here.
f50e97 No.14177636
>>14177609
From one big guy to you, I know your pain
Put on earth with tall girl fetish, doomed to be taller than all girls I know
b6e783 No.14177641
>>14177635
Is it gay to kiss a girl's dick that also happens to be a girl?
3ece85 No.14177642
>>14177615
>Sony is winning
>Sony
a3c8a8 No.14177643
>>14177608
>sexualing the loli
NIGGER
f19f1a No.14177645
>>14177636
Same here. Although I'm 6' 2" so that leaves me with some sliver of hope.
de2380 No.14177650
>>14177635
I was comparing lolicons to furfags, and yes, they are comparable. Frankly lolicons are if anything worse than furfags.
758338 No.14177651
25a7b0 No.14177653
>>14177625
/delicious/ allows all styles.
873a46 No.14177654
62d7c4 No.14177655
>>14177623
>le kekistani
Not knowing the difference.
Reported for being d&c kike
669be4 No.14177657
>>14177645
>>14177636
You realized with WNBA's non-existent fanbase you two basically just doxed yourselves.
2b67c4 No.14177659
>>14177635
Is this furry? Asking for a friend.
25a7b0 No.14177663
>>14177659
If it has a snout, get the fuck out
394c2f No.14177664
>>14177563
>Not according to /loli/ staff who outright decided to ban "western" lolis.
you fucking kidding me? they banned western lolis? so we cant talk about UAB? what a goddamn faggot
da6d70 No.14177666
>>14177645
>>14177636
>>14177609
>tfw 6'5" and into smaller women
nevermind the fact that being tall actually sucks because the world is built for manlets
a3c8a8 No.14177668
a3c8a8 No.14177671
>>14177664
/v/ is still a vidya board, so keep it vidya
fba78b No.14177674
>>14177663
That's why polt is allowed, right furfag?
3868cd No.14177676
>>14177619
the sad part it does, and even though you only know two games it's still selling better than everything else and is on its way to becoming one of the best selling consoles of all time.
b6e783 No.14177678
>>14177663
Great to see /monster/ here.
>>14177664
Where have you been.
>>14177670
Never gets old.
3ece85 No.14177683
>>14176772
>>14177670
>>14177663
Literally nothing wrong with yiff as long as you don't touch the aids ridden "community" and "culture"
9fd7dd No.14177685
>>14177663
>/v/
>ever not furry
900858 No.14177686
>>14177664
>so we cant talk about UAB?
Nope. Is there any wonder why /loli/ is dying and /delicious/ is growing.
>>14177671
UAB is vidya though.
a3c8a8 No.14177687
>The thread is now loli vs furries
What have I done?
a3c8a8 No.14177690
0b735a No.14177691
>>14177414
Can we please get a snap-on futa trap version?
ae7dfd No.14177693
>>14177670
>>14177679
>You will never be too retarded to understand this
>>14177687
It is time to start over fat kike.
a5f962 No.14177694
>>14177683
>literally nothing wrong with sexual deviancy unless you're indoctrinated into the only groups that will accept their degeneracy
uh huh
5a9262 No.14177697
>>14177683
>literally nothing wrong with yiff as long as you avoid everything about it and pretend not to like it
Gotcha.
842eb9 No.14177698
>>14177679
Monsterfags should just admit they're furfags and be done with it. It's not like anyone's gonna care, /v/'s chock full of degenerates already.
2c90f5 No.14177699
>>14176691
>a friend
This is your fault, and you are as subhuman as he is.
676297 No.14177705
>>14177635
There's no difference between annoying lolicons who shit up threads with loli smut and annoying furfags who shit up threads with furry smut. Neither one is as bad as the faggots who try derailing good threads to bitch about loli or furry because one person posted an anime girl or an anthro, though. Fuck those guys especially.
304461 No.14177706
>>14176764
This is /v/. Not hating something or taking worse assumption especially from Nintendo makes you a shill. They could have at least go for corrugated plastic.
Has anyone made a joke relating to Ouya-chan? Like Switch-chan sitting in an expensive looking cardboard box next to her?
de2380 No.14177707
>>14177683
>Literally nothing wrong with yiff
>>14177687
I tried to warn you you dumb bastard.
c4052f No.14177708
>>14177687
You didn't ban the A.I that's what, you cake eating kike.
b6e783 No.14177709
>>14177679
>MonMusu
>MGE
>Elf-san wa yaserarenai.
These are considered monster girls there.
da6d70 No.14177710
>>14177664
I'm not against it but I kinda ran out of talking topics back on release because anne-marie is best girl
>>14177687
You can solve that by killing yourself
2b67c4 No.14177713
>>14177687
It's your fault for being a furry tbh.
8c3c37 No.14177715
>>14177693
>saging a sticky
buttmad furry detected
f50e97 No.14177716
>>14177654
You don't, you really don't when you're this tall your options are severely crippled
>14177687
You dug your own grave
6386b8 No.14177719
>>14177694
even the dog knows his owner is a fucking insane.
3ece85 No.14177721
>>14177687
Still less autistic than Nasus writing and lore Kikeboy
900858 No.14177723
>>14177687
Well unless we send Nintendo a letter telling them to at least use plastic or to make Switch v2 an actual android dog I'm not sure what more we can talk about Danbotendo right now.
a3c8a8 No.14177727
4da74f No.14177729
Yeah but what gundam pilot is the head of the peripheral divison?
b6e783 No.14177731
>>14177687
It all started with a fucking Switch Dog.
015b46 No.14177732
>>14177709
Those don't have snouts if you draw them in 2D and look at them face on though
cb5887 No.14177734
>>14177720
post more fucks goatboy I bet you won't
957573 No.14177737
>>14177727
Might as well while you're at it. Who likes threads on the right track anyway.
:^)
900858 No.14177738
>>14177712
FUCK I DON'T NEED THESE OUYA FEELS
263b2f No.14177740
This thread was fun while it lasted. Back to video games.
fba78b No.14177741
>>14177684
I like monstergirls but your BO allows furshit. Quit denying it.
3ece85 No.14177743
>>14177709
Literally nothing wrong with kemono
304461 No.14177744
>>14177712
Not the Ouya joke that I expected but still funny.
a3c8a8 No.14177748
d78ad3 No.14177754
>>14177721
Stop posting cats.
5a1e75 No.14177755
>>14177463
>makes some sense if they're all cucks that fap while imagining their daughters getting plowed
This is why I will never have kids, let alone a daughter. It was way too much with my sister to go with that shit again. I wonder how modern dads feel when they see their daughter nudes.
dc0bf7 No.14177756
>>14177618
It's pretty shitty most of the time, but knowing that you manlets respire my farts just warms the cockles of my heart enough to make this lonely existence in the stratosphere bearable.
>>14177636
One day, brother.
>>14177654
You don't want to be my height. It certainly has advantages, but I'm not a social butterfly. It's also a lot more difficult to get the aesthetic benefits of exercise.
01ec67 No.14177758
>manchildren and manchildren at heart
8c3c37 No.14177761
>>14177754
stop posting larpagans
a3c8a8 No.14177765
cb5887 No.14177769
>>14177760
thank you for this delivery of goat
b6e783 No.14177771
>>14177743
Thing is that the kemono I posted are from monster girl mangas from different monster girl artists and are considered monster girls. /monster/ is still denying that Polt is kemono. Not all monster girls are furshit, but not all furshit are monster girls. But furshit based off myth and fantasy are monster girls and are anime kemono.
957573 No.14177772
fba78b No.14177774
>>14177743
Except the fact that it's furshit.
5a6a3e No.14177777
Holy shit guys, have you heard how much the PS3 is going to cost? $599 is absolutely ridiculous.
25a7b0 No.14177780
957573 No.14177781
015b46 No.14177782
>>14177777
repeating numbers
957573 No.14177783
25a7b0 No.14177785
>>14177771
She is furry, she has a snout
dc0bf7 No.14177786
e53703 No.14177788
>>14177777
Shyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
b6e783 No.14177796
>>14177785
She's a kemono type monster girl.
c4052f No.14177801
>>14177777
Nice get even if offtopic.
>slowpoke
It's mocking us, is it not?
9fd7dd No.14177805
>>14177796
>She's a furry type monster girl.
b6e783 No.14177812
>>14177805
Tomato tamato. Kemono is the anime variant of furry.
015b46 No.14177814
>>14177796
Kemono is the jap term for furshit.
d3794b No.14177818
>>14177307
Aren't humans usually hardwired to not want to fuck their immediate family?
4da74f No.14177823
>>14177729
Heero it is then
f2f0f4 No.14177824
>>14177815
>fresh
>stale as fuck
3ece85 No.14177827
>>>14177777 (checked)
Only 599 US dollahs?
Shiiieeeet, Sony has the best prices niggah
b5cef4 No.14177829
>>14177777
But can it play PS2 games?
015b46 No.14177834
>>14177820
3 seconds before I did.
My post was better anyway
900858 No.14177837
>>14177802
>>14177777
This has been a good thread.
b6e783 No.14177842
Well, the Switch is outselling the PS4. Predictions on the future of the industry?
a30ca9 No.14177846
>>14177824
>red rump manbaby
fba78b No.14177849
>>14177842
All predictions are cancer.
346612 No.14177850
If you think about it we're all inside a box
45c038 No.14177851
>>14177818
I wouldn't want to fuck a girl who I've raised from a bratty whiny baby, wiped her shitty ass, cleaned up her vomit, dealt with her temper tantrums (and also shares like fuckin half of my dna).
If you have a desire to fuck your siblings/children, you probably are a virgin.
f8e833 No.14177852
I wonder what Quentin would have done if Nintendo came out with this back then. Lord knows he would have a field day with the soyboy grimace meme.
>>14177802
Fuckin ace
f2f0f4 No.14177857
>>14177842
The Switch being a portable guarantees that Nintendo will dominate the Nip market for this gen
>>14177846
>b-b-but I spent all that effort making my little funny gif!!!
25a7b0 No.14177864
>>14177854
Why would you do that to best girl?
3868cd No.14177866
>>14177842
>Well, the Switch is outselling the PS4.
no it's not. it's got to sell 60 million more units to surpass where the PS4 is at now. By the time it gets there the ps4 will be another 40 million ahead.
c4052f No.14177870
>>14177864
It's a prediction of the future of the industry. Vidya gets thrown into the garbage.
b6e783 No.14177871
>>14177851
He read too much doujins, onii-chan.
dc0bf7 No.14177873
>>14177853
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
3f99e5 No.14177877
>It's going to teach kids how to do robotics
<Cool it's like Arduino with the cardboard as the shell.
>Heard from somewhere that the software to connect the Switch to the cardboard is done by reflective stickers.
>Literally licensed.
I hope this isn't true. Because I still really love the concept of designing your game setup with manageable resources. I wouldn't mind spending some money on some licensed designs for the cardboard as long as it's possible that I can use anything lying around to build my own controller.
621555 No.14177878
>>14177871
Did you know the jp voice actress for Blanc also did the voice of Chocolat Gelato?
a8fd8a No.14177881
>>14176668
So the idea is that it's a series of accessories made out of cardboard
f2f0f4 No.14177882
>>14177866
He was talking about current rates of sale
Don't you have some Bloodborne to replay fam
7cf892 No.14177885
>>14177818
There is the westermarck effect, causing most people to not be attracted to people they are raised around in their first few years. There's a chinese custom (shim-pua marriage) where parents would adopt a future wife for their newborn son, and the same effect usually caused the two to not be attracted to each other in adulthood. But that only applies to the kids, there isn't anything necessarily preventing a dad from wanting to bone his daughter, and usually cousins are far more attracted to each other than they are with the general population.
I think the greater effect other than taboo is what >>14177851 mentions. Taking care of some brat or having to deal with your annoying sister in her natural state tends to make it impossible to see them sexually.
b5cef4 No.14177888
28deab No.14177889
>Nintendo Switch comes out
>Legion of Zimbabwe: BTFO
>Kart 8 Complete
>Odyssey
>Xenoblade 2
>cardboard
So this… is the power…
3868cd No.14177890
>>14177882
the current rate of sale doesn't really matter very much. It's only on track to surpass the xbone which wouldn't be a surprise to anyone.
b6e783 No.14177891
>>14177878
I did not know that and I don't know who Chocolat is.
25a7b0 No.14177892
a8fd8a No.14177893
>>14176764
If you can justify paying $70 for software to yourself then of course you can justify paying $70 for cardboard to yourself. Not an argument.
621555 No.14177895
>>14177891
>I don't know who Chocolat is
H-huh? I figured everyone would know Chocolat by now.
28deab No.14177896
>>14177885
I recently met my sister for the first time and she is fucking hot as hell and works on television and I am mad sad I will never get the feel those voluptuous breasts.
b6e783 No.14177897
9a8376 No.14177900
For those of you that don't know producing cardboard is costlier than plastic.
25a7b0 No.14177902
>>14177891
>I don't know who Chocolat is
Some furshit
b6e783 No.14177911
>>14177896
If she's your sister, then I see why not meeting each other for sibling bonding. Non sexual of course. Just regular bonding between siblings you sick fuck.
b6e783 No.14177915
>>14177895
I don't know what game she's from. Sorry.
e118ea No.14177920
Post some of your creations
01769c No.14177922
>>14177842
PC wins again and the Switch makes up for a decent portable device.
Pleb lemmings keep fellating anything Nintendo and Sony put out out of brand loyalty alone either they're quality products or not.
Switch outsells PS4 lifetime sales because even less gaems, and weeboo Sonyggers grinning their teeth and getting one anyway plus Gen Z sucking off tablets and mobiles.
fba78b No.14177923
>>14177912
this triggers the kemonigger
621555 No.14177925
>>14177915
Solatorobo
>>14177912
DELETE THIS
015b46 No.14177926
>>14177915
Solatorobo. Speaking of, time for me to try and get desmume working with upscales and fail again.
01769c No.14177929
>>14177894
Too cute
Post more
b5cef4 No.14177931
>>14177912
That's like saying any character who's ever been rule 63'ed isn't a girl.
9fd7dd No.14177938
>>14177894
Yiff in hell, Phil.
b6e783 No.14177941
>>14177925
You'd think the Japanese will hate Kemono enough to not make games of it. Or maybe they just tolerate them more, which would explain the Kemono in monster girl media.
940db9 No.14177945
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4bffaa No.14177951
>>14177089
>"video games"
>Half ass indie schlock that wouldn't be worth a dollar on Steam
How much are they paying you per post to shill, anon? Please tell me you're not doing it for free.
e118ea No.14177957
01769c No.14177962
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14177941
Literally nothing wrong with Kemono
7cf892 No.14177964
>>14177896
I was going to say, the cousin effect happens because you are genetically close (which apparently makes people attracted to each other) yet do not spend enough with each other for the westermarck effect to happen. So it's very common for siblings that were raised separately or dads that weren't around for their daughters to develop strong attraction when they meet as adults. And apparently most incest happens between consenting adults as well.
What I'm saying is, go hit the gym and turn your life around and you might just have a shot with your sister.
>>14177912
Chocolat is not for gender bender. Only Touhous are.
>>14177938
Not everyone that likes a character is the same person.
f2f0f4 No.14177965
>>14177951
>minigame collections aren't REAL games because I don't like them
3e71a7 No.14177967
Has anyone noticed that Nintendo's stock has started to drop?
cb5887 No.14177969
>>14177964
dump the 4th one I bet you won't
f20dce No.14177970
>>14177853
>>14177123
>metroid prime
I got your Metroid Prime 4 right here boy!
4bffaa No.14177972
>>14177965
>"minigame collections are real games, worth full price"
621555 No.14177973
01769c No.14177974
>>14177967
It's actually rising cuckchan nigger
9fd7dd No.14177975
>>14177964
>Not everyone that likes a character is the same person.
Whatever you say, Phil.
7975f9 No.14177977
>>14177350
That faggot in the right picture always reminds me of Susano from Okami for some reason
713d9e No.14177980
This is not actually serious right?
They are not selling a cardboard box for 75 dollars, there must be some kind of mistake or maybe it's a publicity stunt, like a joke product to hype another reveal.
b6e783 No.14177982
>>14177962
I remember when /monster/ invaded the monster girl thread on /a/ to shut down any kemono type monster girl posting and then denied being /monster/ despite some spewing /monster/'s memes and terminology.
73b133 No.14177986
>>14177777
A wonderful get was gotten today.
8dacfa No.14177988
>>14177324
[Loli pooping noises]
b5cef4 No.14177993
>>14177980
No no, they aren't selling a cardboard box for $75.
It's 80.
3e71a7 No.14177995
>>14177974
<Going up all day to 3:20 PM
<Stock has started to steadily fall since
3f99e5 No.14177999
Actually I'll give it credit for at least showing off the capabilities of the Switch and its Joy Con.
01769c No.14178001
304461 No.14178005
>>14177777
noice
Also, how did this turn to a fur thread?
a2e18a No.14178006
>>14177777
>>14177802
This is a good thread.
621555 No.14178007
>>14177982
>you will never get Polt pregnant
why live
fd46a8 No.14178009
>>14176668
>releasing 4/20
Not surprising, someone everyone at Nintendo must be fucking high 24/7.
25a7b0 No.14178011
>>14177965
Glad you understand
4bffaa No.14178012
>>14177996
To be fair, Brad Jones does that face as a gag to mock retards like the rest of the people in the image.
01769c No.14178014
>>14177983
Sure you aren't and /cuteboys/ is a family friendly board meant for posting procreating methods.
>>14177995
>1 day
You are one dumb cuckchan nigger.
Fuckoff
>>14177996
Indeed it is >>>/cuckchan/
Christ, so many cuckchan newfags holy shit.
5e9f62 No.14178019
>>14176668
How ironic that the company that supposedly saved the video game industry has devolved into this now.
4929fb No.14178406
Is it bad that I think if this was like 5-20$ this would be kinda cool? I mean it's kinda a cool idea, the biggest problem is that its like 70$ for a fucking minigame. If it was really cheap or you got a fuck ton of them it would be a cool thing to make with friends or the family.
6a6eb4 No.14182508
de46a1 No.14182679
>>14177980
They're probably going to sell the boxes with the games and never the boxes alone, that way when the shit breaks kids will beg their parents to buy the game a second time.