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File: d6ab69165c1b067⋯.jpg (119.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

d28cd5 No.14136856

FUNKY KONG RETURNS

Also

>Blastoise and Sword for Pokken

>Ys 8 for Switch

>Hyrule Warriors and Tropical Dong ports

>SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy

>Mario Tennis Switch

>Luigi is gay for Balloons

>Dark Souls Switch

>TWEWY remixed for Switch

>You can combine in Kirby

>Ching Ching Hacker Chong in Payday 2

https://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/01-11-2018/

What? You expecting an actual Direct with Virtual Console and Paid Online information? Aren't you silly?

Post last edited at

7bb729 No.14136865

maybe some people will actually play tropical freeze now, it really is one of the best platformers ever with some incredibly tight design.


ff6238 No.14136869

Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14136856

<Couldn't include a Hooktube embed

OP is a faggot


a5cf99 No.14136870

So supposedly Mario Tennis will have a story mode. Will Mario Tennis actually be fun again?


6a8396 No.14136882

>Ys 8 for Switch

What a waste that NISA got it.


34236b No.14136894

Wheres the Ching Ching Hacker Chong porn


bb7624 No.14136902

File: b4b494d7df7c67c⋯.jpg (27.87 KB, 300x428, 75:107, Thumbup.jpg)

>Blastoise and Sword for Pokken

>Ys 8 for Switch

>Mario Tennis Switch

Nice


a5cf99 No.14136910

File: ea655c4944a5414⋯.png (2.53 MB, 1918x1077, 1918:1077, ClipboardImage.png)

Freeze dong now has Funky kong in it, you forgot to say. Clearly the most important announcement.


6a8396 No.14136929

>>14136902

It’s only nice when piracy hits the Switch. Then people won’t have to hand NISA money for their shit work on Ys 8.


3ef347 No.14136935

>DK:TF

>but with Funky

Fine, I'll buy it again, but in the vid he seems OP as fuck. Does he even have flaws?


a5cf99 No.14136938

>>14136935

It's probably babby gamejourno mode.


f802a9 No.14136939

>>14136929

Team-Xecuter already announced a hardmod for the switch.


d28cd5 No.14136949

>>14136910

Edited OP since I didn't watch every trailer

YES


d28cd5 No.14136952

>>14136939

Do we know if it's an actual hardmod?


3ef347 No.14136956

>>14136938

I don't know, the vid clearly says he doesn't give a fuck about spikes, can roll as much as he wants and even spin the board to get Diddy jetpack-like effect. I wonder if the board will actually work like the bearded viking in Lost Vikings.


7bb729 No.14136962

>>14136952

Team Xecuter deals in hard mods primarily.


314e7d No.14136966

>was expecting at least some news about Metroid and Pokemon

>got nothing in return

FUCKERS


6e7eb7 No.14136967

>>14136882

Didn't they actually remade the localization because NISA fucked up? Isn't that why the game isn't released on PC yet? Did they remade it with NISA again?

>>14136856

Mario Tennis on Switch is probably the only real good news. All WiiU games are going to be re-released on the Switch so Tropical Freeze isn't even a surprise at this point.


d92006 No.14136970

>its another remake of TWEWY instead of a new one

I just hope the new scenario they are adding to this port isn't shit.


7bb729 No.14136978

>>14136966

they will likely save big announcements for E3. Nintendo is well aware people want metroid prime 4 news.


d28cd5 No.14136982

>>14136962

Huh, I wonder how that will work.


7bb729 No.14136993

>>14136982

solder in a small PCB with a few wires, tuck it away neatly, enjoy. Likely allows a CFW.


d28cd5 No.14137000

>>14136993

Huh, hopefully it'll be undetectable by Nintendo.


6a8396 No.14137002

>>14136967

They relocalized the game, yes, but it’s still NISA so the relocalization is still going to be garbage. They can hit the retry button all they want, at the end of the day they’ll ruin anything they touch.


75f1c9 No.14137015

File: 85a12489df26db9⋯.jpg (66.62 KB, 395x960, 79:192, 85a12489df26db909794835b4d….jpg)

Dark souls is just Japanese skyrim


6e7eb7 No.14137016

>>14137002

Well shit. I was thinking they just canned NISA and went with someone else. Glad to know that since I was planning on buying the PC release.


e45551 No.14137018

File: 07506e9fb8c0ddd⋯.jpg (113.4 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 07506e9fb8c0ddda530086f62d….jpg)

>TWEWY Port is just the android version with a added scenario


3ef347 No.14137019

File: d4ca7a3a2933ac3⋯.png (150.94 KB, 374x347, 374:347, confusenime.png)

>mfw no Xenoblade news when first real update, free NG+ and DLC is supposedly arriving this month

Why?


cb53b2 No.14137023

>>14136938

>>14136935

>>14136956

Funky Kong seems like Speedrun mode tbh


d28cd5 No.14137030

>>14137019

Maybe there's a Direct next week?


9c0cd9 No.14137031

File: eebcc655a9d4a39⋯.gif (114.07 KB, 192x256, 3:4, 4eb.gif)

>>14137015

Here's your (you)


fc6fc1 No.14137033

File: 98c606f053b3c86⋯.jpg (14.45 KB, 230x312, 115:156, 1356020942136.jpg)

>You expecting an actual Direct with Virtual Console and Paid Online information? Aren't you silly?

I was expecting that and ports of old games, and what do you know, exactly as expected.


75f1c9 No.14137040

>>14137031

How is it fucking not?

From is no better than Todd


fc6fc1 No.14137043

>>14137031

Ping Pong is the best Rythm Heaven minigame.


09df14 No.14137066

>All these ports

>"Who asked for this" Odyssey update

>Dark Souls "HD"

At least Tennis looks decent.


308c4c No.14137068

>>14136929

I thought Atlus bullied them into redoing it?


ff6238 No.14137086

>>14137068

It's Falcom's game, and yes they did after the Gildfag started an email campaign informing them of NISA's shittyness. Unfortunately, the head of Falcom has close releations to the heads over at Nippon Ichi Software (NISA's parent), so it may take more than just one bad translation before the message gets across.


47fd9f No.14137092

I liked it. Got some good shit out of it. A return to the classic Game Boy versions of Mario Tennis is more than welcome. Really stoked about the Dark Souls remaster, not gonna lie.

The Direct Mini only covered shit up until May at the latest, so I'm guessing it's a hold-over until the big presentation at E3 shortly thereafter.


cb53b2 No.14137095

>>14137066

>Complaining about a free update

I didn't know people did this


75f1c9 No.14137096

>>14137086

>gildafag trying to take credit for what other people did in a thread that isnt even the GG thread

god you are so damn pathetic of an avatarfag


9c0cd9 No.14137101

File: 0be9d218aa31915⋯.gif (1.49 MB, 400x219, 400:219, 24bc3e31722ece64e380e88285….gif)

>>14137040

>Radically different level/world design

>Different approaches to combat

>One is very easy while another is somewhat challenging compoaratively

>One emphasizes side content over the main quest while another keeps most of it's optional content secret

>Different approaches to storytelling

>One offers online features while the other doesn't

If you're going to pretend to be retarded at least do it on /b/


eb8894 No.14137103

File: 4a55f16ccf17030⋯.jpg (49.3 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1310537331796.jpg)

>Ys 8 for Switch

Oh boy. now faggots are gonna give NISA even more money for that hackjob because muh switch


63ff9c No.14137106

>>14136935

I would hope you have to unlock him


c0d561 No.14137113

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FUNKY THE MAIN MONKEY

HE IS THE APE TO GET YOU THROUGH SCRAPES


6a8396 No.14137119

File: de4eb674c6e5f6b⋯.gif (6.32 KB, 256x192, 4:3, 852C1246-116E-4343-B0A7-9A….gif)

>>14137103

Get ready for Flashy Paths 3, anon.


a5cf99 No.14137123

>>14137101

It's a shit broken no fun allowed game with an endless community of autists defending it religiously, just like Skyrim.


f524d7 No.14137130

File: bf23ec3130a19fa⋯.png (85.29 KB, 412x490, 206:245, Todd Howard visits 8chan.png)

I hope Aegislash's beam attack isn't Chandelure levels of annoying.

>>14137031

He's not wrong though.


a401bf No.14137139

HE


fc6fc1 No.14137140


9c0cd9 No.14137141

>>14137123

>broken

true

>no fun allowed

I'm sorry the game doesn't have any dragon dildos for you

>endless community of autists

where do you think you are


fc6fc1 No.14137142

>>14137139

Reported


3c7115 No.14137173

>>14137092

>remake

>remaster

>ports,ports,ports

>one new game

>some indie shit

>somehow neo/v/ thinks that is good

It was fun while it lasted.


8b5f00 No.14137178

File: c3ccc452e77b6f0⋯.gif (1.09 MB, 200x270, 20:27, c3ccc452e77b6f09fad9a20c8a….gif)

>Still no new F Zero.


34236b No.14137180

>>14137173

Why do autists get so salty that every random announcment isn't some massive earth shattering new game?


f524d7 No.14137181

File: 34445f84cd5a0f3⋯.png (237.64 KB, 328x330, 164:165, Please buy it....png)

>>14137140

Not until you buy Skyrim Super Duper Deluxe Premium Edition.


6a8396 No.14137185

>>14137180

Why do autists keep eating the same shit constantly.


f33eb5 No.14137206

File: e04d425b59411b5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 99.4 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, Buy Skyrim (1).jpg)

File: f12424e5c29739c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 115.35 KB, 935x1199, 85:109, Buy Skyrim (2).jpg)

File: 07649a61e513e7c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 226.4 KB, 1055x1199, 1055:1199, Buy Skyrim (3).jpg)

File: 023f71020cfa34d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 122.87 KB, 1199x830, 1199:830, Buy Skyrim (4).jpg)

File: 4f41255968d8670⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 151.01 KB, 1200x1090, 120:109, Buy Skyrim (5).jpg)

>>14137181

I would certainly buy Skyrim Game of the Decade deluxe platinum Edition featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series premium edition for the Switch, fellow gamer.


c527fc No.14137207

File: 756d49f2971c4cb⋯.jpg (41.68 KB, 320x304, 20:19, 756d49f2971c4cba5feeb1694e….jpg)

>>14136856

>a Final Mix for TWEWY, perfectly in style with Nomura.

>Dong Freeze

>Fucking DS on a nintendo console

>Kirby is going to have a hook in its design

>hyrule warriors… Was that good?

You know. Not bad.


d28cd5 No.14137213

>>14137207

Yeah, better than most directs. However I was hoping for Virtual Console shit.


f33eb5 No.14137217

>>14137213

I always hate how they leave the VC barren in most consoles. I do hope for an improvement in their virtual console library in the future.


8554b0 No.14137224

File: ba21d81369cbaf1⋯.gif (2.57 MB, 303x333, 101:111, Falldown.gif)

>DLC

>port

>port port

>port

>sports

>cool

>REALLY cool

>fucking awesome

>who cares

>why would you play this on switch

4/10


1e7a88 No.14137235

>>14137206

Somewhere out there, a fat 14 year old is violently jerking his dick to this.


c527fc No.14137236

>>14137217

Yeah. Putting VC would solve a lot of issues with the release schedule. Granted nintendo is actually making the right choice by having it be a consistent stream of releases and announcements but having the VC to fall back on would be nice.


ff6238 No.14137243

File: 3d69136e1f6377b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.05 MB, 1828x1600, 457:400, Skyrim_an_epilogue_tale.jpg)


8554b0 No.14137274

>>14136870

what if we get a new waluigi


ef755a No.14137281

WHERE'S MOTHER 3 REGGIE

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT


fa630e No.14137291

File: 67b5557725bad15⋯.jpg (11.7 KB, 480x221, 480:221, subtle.jpg)

>>14137215


e0f11d No.14137293

>>14137281

He ate it


f09080 No.14137299

>>14137123

t. a bitter Dark Souls fan


ef755a No.14137304

i am happy that a remaster is coming to pc eventually,i could never beat 1 because of how poorly it ran


5ba684 No.14137305

File: 9bd6fbf11915b2c⋯.jpg (4.27 KB, 112x153, 112:153, blue.jpg)

>>14136856

>ports

Who else here didn't fall for the switch meme?


cb53b2 No.14137309

>>14137305

t. Wii U owner


a5cf99 No.14137310

>>14137305

Considering that no one owned a Wii U, it's not that bad. Just wish they weren't full price.


f33eb5 No.14137315

>>14137305

Ports because nobody owned or knew what a Wii U was.


ef755a No.14137316

>>14137310

I owned a wii u

and then i was sad.


a5cf99 No.14137319

>>14137316

Go lust after your sister, Anthony.


56268c No.14137324

>>14137305

I'm still waiting for the inevitable Switch XL or "NEW" Switch.


ef755a No.14137329


f33eb5 No.14137332

>>14137324

I think any revision would be to make it better as a portable consoles. They would probably extend battery life and junk.


f524d7 No.14137345

File: ee61da37e62597c⋯.gif (34.55 KB, 500x500, 1:1, What a story Mark.gif)

>>14137243

What a heart-warming and arousing story, Mark.


56268c No.14137350

>>14137332

Probably, but either way I'll still gonna wait. There's already enough games on it that I'm convinced to buy it.


41a3a6 No.14137354

File: 817f14db2993826⋯.jpg (22.94 KB, 350x440, 35:44, 0bb93d8b9175085026beee9621….jpg)

>they're selling Hyrule Warriors at full MSRP for the third time

I bet this version still drops frames badly in co-op.

>>14137019

Because everyone who was going to buy Xenoblade 2 already did, they don't feel the need to market it.


5ba684 No.14137356

>>14137309

>implying I own any shitendo products

A shitty system is a shitty system, just calling out the switch for not having anything special

>>14137310

>it's not that bad

Except some of these ports, like DaS, are already on PC and perform way better.


f184f0 No.14137357

Listen here Nutendo, I ain't buying this shit till we get a new F Zero, ok?


a5cf99 No.14137372

>>14137357

So not until Miyamoto dies?


ef755a No.14137391

>>14137354

Third? what was the second?


56268c No.14137402


a5cf99 No.14137403

>>14137391

There was a New 3DS port.


ef755a No.14137407

>>14137403

>>14137402

oh wow,that shit totally happened under the radar,even the official wiki doesn't list that


fa630e No.14137423

>>14137304

I'm happy to pirate such a thing, because I bought Dark Souls Prepare to Die Edition on Steam and DSfix doesn't fucking work anymore for some reason.

>>14137329

>being this new

>>14137356

Wrong, this port will likely be able to reach 1080p without an unreliable fix and maybe 60 FPS as well. DaS runs like shit on PC, it's a garbage port.

>>14137402

Wasn't that a different game? This is supposed to combine all this shit onto one system right? Still, full priced for Mousou garbage is abhorrent.


135782 No.14137434

File: 0b26c7139a07f68⋯.jpg (50.98 KB, 730x310, 73:31, The-World-Ends-With-You-Fi….jpg)

Played this game on the DS, again on the 3DS, then on Android.

Probably gonna buy this shit again fuck me


ff6238 No.14137438

File: 5d2f11cd63d50ac⋯.jpg (59.7 KB, 720x380, 36:19, wild_eyes.jpg)

>>14137407

>that shit totally happened under the radar,even the official wiki doesn't list that

That's because it went under the title Hyrule Warriors Legends.


ef755a No.14137441

>>14137438

Crafty jews


a5cf99 No.14137444

File: 7dec3c799e11f36⋯.png (245.81 KB, 1377x636, 459:212, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14137407

It's technically under a different name, I guess

>>14137423

No, it's the same game, just that it had the Linkle sidestory. post em


f184f0 No.14137447

>>14137372

I legit want him to die.


56268c No.14137451

>>14137423

>full priced

Yeah i know. But that said i played the wii u version and there was quite a lot of content and if this adds the stuff from the 3ds version then it might be worth it for you if you like zelda and musou.


56268c No.14137461

>>14137447

Careful with that monkeys paw.


673a66 No.14137468

File: f2e9dd1b38fff5e⋯.webm (6.53 MB, 640x360, 16:9, bad bitch slapdown (untra….webm)

So if I get the Jap version of this to keep money out of NISA's palms what's the likelihood I can get it to talk to me in a human language? This trailer is more scantily clad I hope you enjoy it


41a3a6 No.14137476

File: 5c4ef100d0d089b⋯.jpg (94.38 KB, 500x458, 250:229, lana and the deku sprout.jpg)

File: a83a8a67dcf1627⋯.jpg (687.96 KB, 1007x739, 1007:739, how lana got the deku stic….jpg)

File: 1c32ee8cb063829⋯.jpg (346.79 KB, 1033x264, 1033:264, nj02yjQd2I1t09dnqo3_1280.jpg)

File: 4116efecbebfd0a⋯.jpg (425.79 KB, 1040x264, 130:33, ng4k2m6TMA1t09dnqo7_1280.jpg)

>>14137444

>post em

Alright.


135782 No.14137477

>donkey kong doesn't sound like an ape anymore

okay can someone tell me WHAT THE FUCK happened


56268c No.14137506

>>14137477

10 years ago happened when they changed it.


fa630e No.14137513

>>14137444

>literally the same game

Checking these trips of kikewatch.

>>14137451

I also played the WiiU version. The better performance, extra content, and a real actual splitscreen sounds nice. I hated using my shitty 480p gamepad while my friend got to use the 75inch TV in the living room. I liked the game, I wasn't savvy on the genre and it's sort of a guilty pleasure because musou is shit.

I'm going to wait to pirate or for the price to drop significantly.

>>14137468

You're still giving money to the parent company and prolonging the issue. NIS doesn't give a fuck, and that's a problem.


9e6a34 No.14137528

File: 5dcbeb344c60095⋯.gif (81.24 KB, 326x300, 163:150, 1515606091470.gif)

>>14137434

Remember when they teased a sequel with the android release

Remember how there has been no confirmation of it since


ba0a79 No.14137560

http://www.strawpoll.me/14812316

Curious what peoples reactions are


531a97 No.14137567

>>14136856

>>TWEWY remixed

>>for Switch

>touch screen controls on a capacitive touch screen

but why

and why don't they make good touch-screen based games anymore since they moved to 3DS, I fucking destroyed two DS Lites with those games and loved every moment


288ad6 No.14137577

>Dork Souls again

Is it remotely in the realm of possibility that they might fix shit?


fa630e No.14137596

>>14137567

I destroyed my first DS playing Pokemon Ranger and other touch heavy games. It's a bygone era Anon.

>>14137560

>strawpoll

Fixing this shit right now.

http://poal.me/4jq4t0


ef755a No.14137601

>>14137596

What's wrong with strawpoll?


935a6b No.14137611

>>14137596

>no animal crossing

>no octopath

I'LL NEVER BE SATISFIED. WHERE ARE MY ANIMALS THAT CROSS


fa630e No.14137625

File: 9a0e7e8c5bc7127⋯.jpg (8.5 KB, 223x226, 223:226, disappointed bateman.jpg)

>>14137601

You can generate a false consensus via spamming votes. It's much harder to do that with Poal.me

>>14137611

>tfw only harvest moon game on switch is stardew valley


673a66 No.14137642

>>14137513

Are you telling me that buying any SNK game pays NISA's parent company?


5ba684 No.14137643

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14137423

>a system that can't even run Shitrim at 60 fps at 900p

>this port will likely be able to reach 1080p without an unreliable fix and maybe 60 FPS as well

The delusion of Nintencucks.


6fa547 No.14137644

File: aba609c5db649ef⋯.jpg (137.28 KB, 632x1264, 1:2, IMG_5168.JPG)

>>14137577

They said the remaster is gonna have improved visuals, higher and more solid framerate, and several bug fixes, so yeah. Not buying it since I already played it, but it's still nice to have it.


5ba684 No.14137647

>>14137560

Fuck off datamining kike

>>>/ovens/


288ad6 No.14137656

>>14137644

>so yeah.

None of that shit you listed was late game enemy placement.


6fa547 No.14137664

File: 740c7e60bebbe53⋯.jpg (82.33 KB, 400x301, 400:301, IMG_5173.JPG)

TWEWY Final Remix is being sold for $60 dollarydoos

https://www.gamestop.com/nintendo-switch/games/worlds-end-with-you-final-remix/157970?utm_source=linkshare&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=deeplink&cid=afl_10000087&affID=77777&sourceID=0wLgH49VWzI-N2Jescds4GC4cGPEo9ugXA

Unless that extra epilogue adds four hours of additional gameplay, it's not worth it.


fa630e No.14137666

>>14137643

>uses bethesda game as an example for performance when they run like ass on all systems

Apply yourself you contrarian faggot. Keep in mind that the other post was conjecture on my part.


41a3a6 No.14137668

By the way, for all their bullshitting to the contrary, it sure looks like the Switch is ending up as the 3DS' successor.


a5cf99 No.14137671

File: b8bbdd6016218a3⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 426.19 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, linkle.webm)

>>14137476

You faggot.


ef755a No.14137672

>>14137625

Ah,i didn't know that,my bad


a5cf99 No.14137680

>>14137668

It was inevitable, mate.

The only reason Ninty ever said that the GBA would not replace the DS is because they feared that the DS would fail.

The only reason Ninty ever said that the Switch would not replace the 3DS is because they feared that the Switch would fail.

They were covering their asses, simple as that.


ef552b No.14137683

>>14137668

They just say that to soften the blow of a possible failure. Imo it reeks of a lack of confidence in your product, but it also shows customers the transition will be softened and may have long outgoing support instead of dropping it like a rock. The ds which is a good example of them doing the same thing had nintendo still releasing first party gba games until like 2006. It was probably also a good reason why they had firm backwards compatibility with the gba.


5ba684 No.14137684

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14137666

>Apply yourself you contrarian faggot.

You got it Satan.


964501 No.14137690

File: 95b0359b3369b48⋯.jpg (21.21 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 95b0359b3369b488710b9bbe5b….jpg)

>>14137684

>still using bethesda games


fa630e No.14137698

>>14137684

>another bethesda game

What did I say?


6fa547 No.14137700

File: 75cc725bda39acd⋯.jpg (52.01 KB, 500x445, 100:89, IMG_2161.JPG)

>>14137684

>Doom Switch port is your best example


ef755a No.14137706

>>14137684

but the doom switch port runs like shit and it's audio is terrible


ef552b No.14137707

>>14137690

Agreed, its not a good look. Dark souls, if properly ported could easily hit 60fps provided the engine receives its necessary overhauls. Don't mind the console warring homo, you should have a good idea of who he is.


3fd93a No.14137711

I'll probably get TWEWY and Dark Souls, because I've never played them. Dong Freeze was great, but I'm not paying again for a game I've already bought. I'd get it for the convenience if it were $20 or less.


531a97 No.14137713

>>14137668

RIP touch screen games

Planet Puzzle League died too soon


5ba684 No.14137715

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14137690

>>14137698

D44m is a Bethasda published game niggers, if Id did one thing right when making the game it's that it runs smooth on PCs within its requirements.

Now, let's how the Switch runs RPGs that are exclusive to it.

>>14137700

Nice dubs

Continue to move the goalposts

>>14137706

Exactly, because the Switch hardware is shit.


452a3b No.14137717

>Mario Tennis Switch

>Petey Piranha is a boss and deconfirmed for being playable

fug


d92006 No.14137719

File: db9ad3d87081181⋯.png (312.09 KB, 972x471, 324:157, specs.png)

>>14137707

> if properly ported could easily hit 60fps provided the engine receives its necessary overhauls

The jp site for the remaster already states the switch version is going to be 30fps.


cb53b2 No.14137720

>>14137717

Petey is too big to be playable anyways


5ba684 No.14137722

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14137707

>Dark souls, if properly ported could easily hit 60fps

If Sonic fucking Forces can't hit 60fps on it, then DaS sure fucking won't. Why are Nintencucks so tech illiterate?

>>14137719

And there you have it kids.


505502 No.14137724

>>14137720

Cease that shit right now, Sakurai. You're right though.


34236b No.14137730

>>14137722

>if random game made by a different team can't hit 60fps the this game can't

The only tech illiterate person here is you but I am enjoying watching you get angry so carry on.


5ba684 No.14137749

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14137730

>if random game made by a different team can't hit 60fps the this game can't

>already posted 4 examples

Have another.

>I am enjoying watching you get angry so carry on.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UR WRONG IT WILL HIT 60FPS

Calm down, this already proved you wrong >>14137719


6fa547 No.14137751

>>14137719

Thanks for saving me $60 anon.


fa630e No.14137755

File: 469d4e460f02ba6⋯.png (604.97 KB, 1055x1005, 211:201, [doubt].png)

>>14137715

Still a Bethesda game, still fugly because of Bethesda, still shit because of Bethesda. Xenoblade 2 however does have surprising issues, especially when you consider how well BotW runs and that Monolith helped develop the newest Zelda as well. I think it could be patched, but that depends on Nintendo and this is reasonable criticism.

>>14137719

Well that's disappointing, wasn't going to get the Switch version anyway because this is coming to PC.

>>14137722

Keywords are "IF PORTED PROPERLY" there's no way it should run at 60FPS considering how old Dark Souls is and what hardware it runs on. You can run DS with DSfix on a similarly speced PC. Subpar ports for a new system are nothing new.

But hey why bother reasoning with a chronic shitposter who only came into the thread to be an console war shitter who hates everything Nintendo like a huge fucking contrarian.


ef552b No.14137759

>>14137719

The graphics changes must be more extreme than I thought or its a lower effort port. I've seen switch hardware pegged as just below the base xbox one which sounds reasonable, and equivalent pc hardware could easily run base das at 60fps regardless of the issues with that.


ef755a No.14137760

>>14137719

That's pretty sad to hear.


288ad6 No.14137765

File: 96e1f662192df89⋯.png (2.07 MB, 2419x2258, 2419:2258, 96e1f662192df898e86313b044….png)

>>14137680

>The only reason Ninty ever said that the GBA would not replace the DS


fa630e No.14137770

File: 789eb049d578ec0⋯.jpg (152.17 KB, 500x478, 250:239, 5672465234.jpg)

>>14137749

Reminder that Sonic Boom ran like ass on a system with mostly 720p 60FPS games. All of your examples except for XB2 which is valid criticism have been:

>Sanic

>Ubishit

>Betheshit

APPLY YOURSELF


e45551 No.14137790

>>14137528

The "sequel" is just a added scenario on the switch version


27a19f No.14137812

>>14136856

>World Ends with You

>Dark Souls

>Payday 2

>Hyrule Warriors

>NISA's ruined version of YS VIII

>Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze

<Not a single new game

Where are the new games Nintendo? You can't just port shit thats already been released and pretend your system has a shitload of games. The Switch is going to end up having more ports and rereleases then original content.


3fd93a No.14137816

>>14137765

I think he had that backwards:

> TOKYO–In an interview conducted by Bloomberg Japan, Nintendo confirmed that the Nintendo DS, its newly announced portable dual-screen gaming system, is not being created to take over the Game Boy Advance's market. The company also confirmed that a separate machine is being developed as a next-generation successor for the GBA. According to Nintendo's public relations chief Yasuhiro Minagawa, "The development of succeeding machines for the GBA and Game Cube are in the works, separately from the Nintendo DS."

>

> Nintendo's comments support their previous statements that they aim to release a new machine that is different from existing game devices. However, that doesn't completely rule out the possibility of the Nintendo DS having backwards compatibility to the GBA; the 32-bit ARM7 chip used as the CPU on the GBA is also used as the sub-processor on the Nintendo DS.


5ba684 No.14137826

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14137755

>Still a Bethesda game, still fugly because of Bethesda, still shit because of Bethesda.

Yeah, mechanically it's shit but that's not what is being argued. Performance wise it runs smooth on damn near everything but the Switch even with graphical rollbacks.

>Keywords are "IF PORTED PROPERLY"

If half a dozen examples as to why ports and even exclusive games on Switch run like shit because of the innately weak hardware can't make you realize it is a weak system, you're in no position to call people shit posters, Nintenigger. How about actually explaining as to why DaS could run in 1080p and 60fps instead of theorizing out of your ass.

>>14137770

>THOSE EXAMPLES DONT COUNT BECAUSE THEYRE NOT FUN AND I DONT LIKE THEM

Yes, they're mediocre games gameplay wise, but that's not what is being discussed. Watch the examples and read the thread.

APPLY YOURSELF


c62a44 No.14137834

File: e1197cd55073346⋯.jpg (271.25 KB, 1409x733, 1409:733, ss (2018-01-11 at 12.12.43….jpg)

hang on let me get my tablet


08ec06 No.14137837

Can you dual wield shields in dork souls?


ef552b No.14137839


a5cf99 No.14137841

File: 9009f17fa481d3e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 131 KB, 241x245, 241:245, 1427995704118.png)

>>14137837

No, but you can in Skyrim


08ec06 No.14137842

>>14137839

Finally a game for people like me


ba0a79 No.14137846

>>14137812

Was watching in hopes for something unique to the system yeah,they really dropped the ball in that regard


1c754c No.14137851

File: c3e71d295fb8c9c⋯.jpg (34.18 KB, 600x541, 600:541, c3e71d295fb8c9c08d60c2d32f….jpg)

>>14137842

>not dual wielding shields


a5cf99 No.14137858

>>14137846

They listened to everyone who said "why can't you be more like Sony" and followed through.


ef552b No.14137859

>>14137826

I explained why its possible to hit 60fps provided it was more similar to the original das. Calm your console warring ass down, go find a mount & blade thread to vent your relentless autism in.


288ad6 No.14137869

File: ee168f33f9cc564⋯.jpg (114.59 KB, 991x639, 991:639, Yellow rabbit with interro….jpg)

>>14137851

But he just implied that was what he was going to do?


ba0a79 No.14137879

>>14137858

Oh? sony has been the doing the same shit? i haven't been paying attention to them

>>14137869

Do not post that full image


f4ebb7 No.14137881

>Ports. DLCs, and "Complete editions" out the wazoo

>Some of said stuff looks decent, at least

It was okay.


288ad6 No.14137886

>>14137879

I don't even have the full image.


ba0a79 No.14137895


b0ea4d No.14137907

File: 99f8b194ac0b797⋯.jpg (110.64 KB, 394x465, 394:465, sad_company.jpg)

>>14136902

no feraligatr


a5cf99 No.14137909

File: 9092c597886297d⋯.jpg (78.66 KB, 930x523, 930:523, 1468188988760.jpg)

File: f38ab1476ddf8a8⋯.jpg (38.23 KB, 555x800, 111:160, 1450918068849.jpg)

>>14137879

Mate, the PS4 literally has no games. It's all multiplatforms and even then, half of this generation has just been DEFINITIVE editions. See Skyrim, Tomb Raider, Okami, TLOU and so on.


5ba684 No.14137911

>>14137859

>I explained why its possible to hit 60fps provided it was more similar to the original das

No, you just postulated "uh they could run DaS on switch at 60fps if they like ported it right". You didn't explain how they could port it properly. You haven't explained shit.

>Calm your console warring ass down,

Same to you.

>to vent your relentless autism in.

Where do you think we are?


ef755a No.14137928

>>14137909

Man i'm glad my friends not here to talk with you,he'd go "BUT SONY IS THE BEST" and all that,some people defend sony to the fucking death


e3acb9 No.14137951

>>14137826

Ill agree on the 1080p, the console was not made for that, however the game depending on the optimizations will probably run 60fps, not stable but 60fps, however I expect lower enviroment clutter numbers for the switch version and probably better than the original but not as good than the new one textures.


b0ea4d No.14137957

File: 78283cdfffbd482⋯.png (193.55 KB, 913x171, 913:171, todd_howard2.PNG)

>>14137140

buy fallout 4 then I will


2d5b61 No.14137963

File: 387296f914e6278⋯.jpg (501.4 KB, 1296x1500, 108:125, 6480f306060053772ba4a2d287….jpg)


e3acb9 No.14137972

>>14137957

I am still surprised that bethesda has not tried to port fallout 4 to the switch.


a5cf99 No.14137986

>>14137972

E3 2018, mark my fucking words.


615915 No.14137990

File: a56d103ec51a090⋯.gif (260.12 KB, 497x272, 497:272, tumblr_ndi6cp164t1r8od2qo1….gif)

>No Animal Crossing

>Again


e3acb9 No.14138001

>>14137986

It would not surprise me. It will be just as buggy, and not have the fun bugs like new vegas.


27a19f No.14138002

>>14137972

>>14137986

I am surprised it isn't out already. Got have those idiots pay full price for their 5th copy.


6fa547 No.14138008

File: 475f9e34fb3abed⋯.jpg (237.08 KB, 1414x1000, 707:500, IMG_4234.JPG)

>>14137909

This gave me a chuckle. Thanks anon.


a5cf99 No.14138016

File: 42ed0434cf434eb⋯.png (286.13 KB, 704x800, 22:25, 4fabb3f003ba0362181a021ea1….png)

>>14137990

They're still milking Pocket Camp.


135782 No.14138028

>>14138016

Are they?

Pocket Camp had a worse player retention that fucking Miitomo


e3acb9 No.14138029

>>14137909

The only advantage I found is the vita remote play. But thats not that great plus the sony sales and physical copies. But its not that much of an advantage.


fa630e No.14138034

File: daa67050aab9e3c⋯.png (444.99 KB, 807x700, 807:700, consider.png)

>>14137826

I use my PC for gaming, I only own a Switch for like 3 games. Nintenigger is retarded insult. Nintendo isn't good overall by any stretch, not even close.

>Yes, they're mediocre games gameplay wise, but that's not what is being discussed. Watch the examples and read the thread.

I'm implying that Ubisoft and Bethesda suck shit at good ports and the Sanic team can't get their ass together either.

>How about actually explaining as to why DaS could run in 1080p and 60fps instead of theorizing out of your ass.

Why do that when I fucking hate repeating myself to shiteating retards? It runs on equivalent PC hardware at 1080p and 60fps you ass, that means this "Remaster" is going to be more demanding than expected.

>Revelations 2 runs like ass too

Wow, console ports of 3rd party games no one is going to buy runs bad. Anyone who buys shit on consoles that aren't exclusives is a moron. Though the Switch being a handheld makes Revelations 2 look particularly good because it's a handheld, comparing it to PS4 is dumb because most Xbone and PS4 games also are capped at 30 because they're all shit.

Another thing. Why the hell are the load times so bad? It's installed, so it should be even faster than even the cartridge. I hate Capcom with a passion so maybe I'm biased here if I blame them. The Switch is very weak, it's already released competition with larger install bases are more powerful, you have a point. But I do think that some of this is new system jitters like with the PS3 (though less severe than the PS3 due to its great but complex hardware) and didn't expect much from a handheld system that should have used different hardware for power. I concede to most of your points.

>>14137911

He explained it here >>14137759 and so did I earlier, calm down and actually read the thread you autist.


a5cf99 No.14138042

>>14138028

Of course it did, shit had nothing to do.

They still probably made money off of it.

Really, it was just a glorified ad for actual Animal Crossing more than anything.


8ab210 No.14138049

>>14137664

Holy fuck is it high time to mail squeenix another bomb? We're never getting that sequel, and after 10 god damn years I don't want it anymore.

>>14137711

If it's anything like the Andriod port it literally has half the game chopped off.


288ad6 No.14138071

>>14138008

I've tried emulating SMT3 and DDS for PS2. I was enjoying them, but stopped because I couldn't run at full speed all the time. I'm at the Burger palace in P5 right now. I was enjoying it for a bit, but the initial fun is fading. It feels like it's all style and no substance. The characters are mostly flat, boring, and stupid; the bad guys are cartoonishly evil to the point of black and white morality; the guns are fake and it seems like they'll continue to be fake no matter how far you progress. Is this what Persona is? SMT defanged and turned into a glorified dating sim? This is what weebs have gushing over as GOTY when not falling over themselves to praise Taro's latest abortion of gameplay?


be1bda No.14138079

File: 3fa78e6b8b1d9f7⋯.webm (516.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, happeningu time.webm)

File: d8479b9c8d378d9⋯.mp4 (1.56 MB, 600x480, 5:4, Hit it boys.mp4)

>The prospect of griefing literally millions of Nintendo Babies in Dark Souls who have never been explosed to the series before

>All that cut content they could potentially re-implement from the cutting room floor

How long should my erection last before contacting my local Physician?


d45fd2 No.14138081

>>14138071

>cartoonishly evil

>all caricatures of people in society that abuse their power

I don't think you know what cartoonishly evil means.


83b59e No.14138087

File: 32b2a17b37da8b9⋯.jpg (50.94 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1451413701784.jpg)

>>14138071

>Is this what Persona is? SMT defanged and turned into a glorified dating sim?

basically.


27a19f No.14138091

>>14138079

>Thinking they'll add content beyond cosmetics and maybe a weapon or 2


e3acb9 No.14138101

>>14138034

>Nintenigger

Its a poor adaptation from sonygger. Nintoddler is the insult used for those who have been here a while.

>>14138079

Too bad I wont be getting online.


a5cf99 No.14138103

>>14138087

And then they tried to turn Persona back into SMT, and that's what the newer entries are.


830e39 No.14138106

repackage games the system


ea6326 No.14138111

File: 824bf34fa3a05c8⋯.jpg (15.04 KB, 198x328, 99:164, 7e71623ee52e8e16262eed9f82….jpg)

>mark pins the nintendo direct thread within minutes


fa630e No.14138120

File: 9a20ed530ea48a5⋯.jpg (72.79 KB, 500x329, 500:329, umaru a shit.jpg)

>>14138079

Very mild if at all. >>14137719

>>14138071

Note how in the real world the characters in question are much more tame like a normal human being. It's only when they go to capture their hearts that they show themselves to be a full caricature.

>>14138111

Checked, hope someone literally gasses him in the future.


288ad6 No.14138139

>>14138120

>It's only when they go to capture their hearts that they show themselves to be a full caricature.

That's just when it's the worst and actually makes sense. So far only Madarame hasn't seemed like a complete cookie cutter caricature villain in the real world to me.


27a19f No.14138162

http://archive.is/32gkW

> “Dark Souls: Remastered” will run in 1080p full HD at 30fps on the Nintendo Switch when docked to a TV, while in handheld mode, it will run in 720p at 60fps.

Are there other Switch games where handheld mode is somehow a better experience then docked mode?


a5cf99 No.14138170

>>14138162

There was a rhythm game that was handheld-only because it utilized the touch-screen.


e3acb9 No.14138180

>>14138162

Dunno, but Id rather the 60fps in both at 720p than 1080p with 30fps for tv. I can deal with 720p, but 30fps is for when I am playing on my toaster, which just got a competent graphics card.


fa630e No.14138198

File: fce424108c5c375⋯.jpg (197.26 KB, 1124x1024, 281:256, 1436303291085.jpg)

>>14138162

>handheld mode is 60

Why not just include framerate option like Nioh? Fuck at least that's something. PC version might be bretty gud though.


ba5612 No.14138201

>>14138162

BotW would ocassionally stutter in docked mode for me, but I think that was patched.


2d5b61 No.14138208

File: 5e06e54d0900255⋯.mp4 (6.6 MB, 640x360, 16:9, blin.mp4)

File: 40d339d1ec24d3c⋯.png (830.78 KB, 3000x3000, 1:1, 40d339d1ec24d3c046629f5620….png)

>>14138198

>kot

top blin


6fa547 No.14138209

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NiS America strikes again!

SNK Heroines confirmed censored.


ba5612 No.14138214

Also, does Ys and the likes have dedicated EU localizations or will that still be NISA shit?


6a8396 No.14138227

>>14138214

Still NISA


ba5612 No.14138231

>>14138209

Nigga I think that's just the trailer, but I wouldn't be surprised either way.


c4629c No.14138232

File: 57aa1d4b55828ca⋯.jpg (135 KB, 1085x700, 31:20, tmp_24215-nintendo-switch-….jpg)

>>14136856

Still waiting on a switch mini/switch xl. Not buying this thing till battery lasts more than 3 hours


288ad6 No.14138237

>>14138209

This confirms nothing you faggot.


fa630e No.14138245

File: 8df38b58cf638fb⋯.webm (2.52 MB, 640x360, 16:9, cot_blini.webm)

File: c11912147c08d4b⋯.png (59.42 KB, 184x184, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14138208

Yes

>>14138237

>NISA localized

>hurr this confirms nothing

Kill yourself.


6a8396 No.14138247

>>14138237

>he honestly thinks they won’t censor the game despite their past and despite being shown censorship in the trailer.

Stop being delusional.


27a19f No.14138250

>>14138231

The fact its NISA and that they had to go out of their way to change the outfits for the trailer more then tells me they censored it. They probably translated the game just so they can "fix" it.


6fa547 No.14138257

File: bc1e8c606694ba7⋯.jpg (87.77 KB, 800x800, 1:1, IMG_5180.JPG)

>>14138232

Just get a battery pack. They're only $30, buffs battery life to 8-10 hours, and have a better stand then the one the Switch comes with.


e3acb9 No.14138267

>>14138232

I can get 4-5 depending on the game, but I also invested in a power bank for 25 cad that charges it faster than the drain twice over before I have to charge the powerbank. And I doubt they will make a smaller one with a more powerful battery unless battery tech makes a large jump in the next 4 years. Lithium hit the wall.


47fd9f No.14138270

>>14137683

> They just say that to soften the blow of a possible failure. Imo it reeks of a lack of confidence in your product

It's to reassure shareholders who fucking hate change.

>>14137722

DaSR won't hit 60, but citing a fucking Sonic Team game as a reason it won't is stupid. Mario Odyssey hit 60fps, Mario Kart hit 60fps, it's not impossible on Switch, but considering From constantly fucks up their optimisation and their constant bullshots and removing lighting last minute no reasonable person expects DaSR to get to 60fps at 1080p. An option to drop it to 720p docked for 60fps would be nice though.

>>14137812

<Not a single new game

> New Kirby

> New SNK lesbo fighter

> New Mario Tennis

> Fe as well


288ad6 No.14138281

>>14138247

>>14138237

>What is confirmation.


fa630e No.14138300

File: c85402cbc5a622c⋯.jpg (60.25 KB, 491x509, 491:509, 20962876_p0.jpg)

>>14138270

>NISA SNK

>EA game

Remove two from that list. I'm hyped for the new Kirby, looks like a continuation of the Wii/3DS main game's formula. Wish it was a bit faster and Kirby had more weight though.

>>14138281

>literally censor the trailer

>is NISA

>needs more confirmation than this

What is your major malfunction maggot?


27a19f No.14138309

>>14138270

I'll give you Kirby and Mario tennis, but SNK is being released on the PS4 and FE is being released on everything.


e3acb9 No.14138336

>>14138300

Funny enough, its the kirby game they promised for the gamecube. But I am hype a little

kirby, smtv, bayo3 prime4, and bayo1&2, hyrule warriors and dong freeze for the old games, man the switch library looks better than the wiius.


288ad6 No.14138341

>>14138300

>NISA fucked the trailer

>This means the costumes are removed from the game entirely

You're a fucking mongoloid, you know that? Likely and confirmed are not the same thing double nigger.


27dded No.14138353

>>14138328

build a wall around this video


505502 No.14138360

>>14138328

>mention a SNK game, and Mexicans will appear


34236b No.14138362

File: 361706b90e2af08⋯.png (137.98 KB, 375x375, 1:1, 1406603850940.png)

>>14137749

I'm just laughing at your ass backward reasoning that suggest because Super Bomberman R ran at 60fps then all games on switch will. I don't actually care about the fps of meme souls, I am not buying it no matter how well it does or doesn't run.


3c4f14 No.14138390

>>14138250

That's probably because Nintendo thinks the American direct is watched by children


79d7d5 No.14138395

>>14136856

>no mention of 3ds

nintendo do not abandon us


e9110c No.14138402

File: f45e74abed5a7db⋯.png (360.03 KB, 600x580, 30:29, zed51.png)

>>14137664

>TWEWY

So lemme get this straight…

>The game's 10 - 11 years old now.

>The remaster is literally just a port of the cheaper mobile version with optional motion control support + an added epilogue.

>Square's charging $60 for it.

top kek.

It's as if they set up the game for failure.


1faee6 No.14138471

File: 7e58308da9d3d0c⋯.jpg (615.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, SMTV_Shekinah_Glory.jpg)

>once in a blue moon Nintendo Direct

>No attempt made to promote SMTV at all

Previous January was the last time Atlus had any competent marketing. I guess we'll just have to wait another season to see some new teaser clip in a proprietary Atlus livestream 99% of Switch owners won't even be aware of. Great fucking job Hiraoka and Yamai, you really know what you're doing.


41a3a6 No.14138488

File: b4022561c122297⋯.png (294.45 KB, 960x1364, 240:341, >you will never wake up ho….png)

>>14138328

Japanese brother and sister.


b8756f No.14138500

>>14138162

The Polygon article linked in your archive mentions 30fps in Handheld mode. Could be a typo on either end, though I doubt it'll be 60fps.

https://archive.fo/UX4WC


76b7bf No.14138502

>ports, remakes and remasters

Aye, it's a Nintendo console we're dealing with here


4923a3 No.14138512

>>14137513

>>14137451

I had never played a musou game prior to HW. I don't get all the hate for the series. They are extremely upfront about what the games are about. It is cathartic as fuck to mash a bunch of mooks to death, and there are tons of unlockables to continue mashing said mooks in different ways.

I already played the shit out of HW on Wiiu, and I own FE warriors now, so I won't be buyig this port.


c3b985 No.14138522

File: e4ea3f927c7f836⋯.jpg (18.18 KB, 500x500, 1:1, e4ea3f927c7f836cd98c6c1e8d….jpg)


e9110c No.14138556

File: 81d1ba76b0fd040⋯.jpg (2.2 KB, 125x125, 1:1, zed32.jpg)

>>14138502

>>ports, remakes and remasters

Is this the Nintendo Switch or the PS4?

I'm confused now.


f69616 No.14138576

>>14138556

Still the switch, these are remastered games, not movies.


6a8396 No.14138577

>>14138556

It’s the entire 8th gen in a nutshell.


ff1ff9 No.14138590

>All these dumbfucks thinking there were going to be major announcements from a surprise, unannounced mini Direct


c3b985 No.14138611

>>14138590

It's just /v/ being /v/ again as usual


47fd9f No.14138636

>>14138471

This Direct only covered games coming out between now and E3. Expect more news on other games at E3 itself.


8ef749 No.14138694

>>14138237

It's NISA. Not only will they censor the game, they'll introduce several, possibly game-breaking, bugs into it that they will then refuse to fix.


6f140f No.14138712

File: c588c32cec1d17d⋯.png (496.38 KB, 725x959, 725:959, shit it is.png)

>>14136856

>>Blastoise and Sword for Pokken

<still no hawlucha


3ada15 No.14138722

>>14138694

If we're lucky they will introduce a bug that bricks the console


3c4f14 No.14138729

>>14138502

So you are just going to ignore the new games shown?


7bf2ef No.14138732

File: 6cc52cee8342fbd⋯.jpg (27.25 KB, 518x596, 259:298, Bullshit.jpg)

So when's the real Direct?


673a66 No.14138744


6fa547 No.14138770

File: 901cde3c4f35273⋯.jpg (538.77 KB, 1024x1658, 512:829, IMG_5186.JPG)

File: 9533074ac422b6b⋯.png (519.07 KB, 900x592, 225:148, IMG_5187.PNG)

We have a new box art meme.


e3acb9 No.14138788

>>14138770

>new funky mode

Heh.


ff1ff9 No.14138790

>>14138770

Funky Kong seems like he's just a defacto "Super Easy Mode" for kids. Hopefully he has his own levels where it's actually challenging. Also, seems like he'd be fun for speedrunning with.


fa630e No.14138791

>>14138341

Retarded shitposter please go it's going to be censored and you're going to look like an even bigger retard.

>>14138512

>he bought FE warriors

>likes mashing the same combos on lifeless mobs over and over again

We only liked Hyrule Warriors because we never played a musou before.


271896 No.14138803

>>14138712

can't infringe on luchachu's fighting style :^)


3c4f14 No.14138814

>>14138770

Someone put it on rapeplay


3ada15 No.14138827

>>14138770

I like where this is going, meme responsibly guys don't try to force it


e3acb9 No.14138833

>>14138791

Hyrule warriors is still more zelda than botw.


41a3a6 No.14138854

File: b464047bb488c9f⋯.jpg (63.63 KB, 592x570, 296:285, 1434238112968-0.jpg)

>>14138833

Hyrule Warriors is the best Zelda game since LttP. It's no wonder Nintendo wants it on every system they ever make from now on.


6fa547 No.14138880

File: fb740d66437efc1⋯.jpg (150.96 KB, 640x1108, 160:277, IMG_5190.JPG)

File: b909bc50cc24ea0⋯.jpg (167.15 KB, 802x900, 401:450, IMG_5191.JPG)

File: 3457bf0c7496268⋯.jpg (212.94 KB, 965x1200, 193:240, IMG_5192.JPG)

File: 2bb72e79bea2b2a⋯.png (234.12 KB, 300x486, 50:81, IMG_5194.PNG)

File: 6b5e41f2531d92e⋯.jpg (49.96 KB, 640x360, 16:9, IMG_5195.JPG)

>>14138790

>>14138814

>>14138827

>>14138788

Here are some early examples people made. It's on par with "Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry" and "& Knuckles."


c0d561 No.14138884

>>14138854

pic sauce please


e3acb9 No.14138893

>>14138854

I disagree, minish cap and windwaker were really good, with the latters main problem being its short with the newer revision. I still like twilight princess as my personal fav, but know its far from perfect.


5c7f26 No.14138942

File: 2da83fde205a784⋯.jpg (72.9 KB, 1024x640, 8:5, 62172222c794969d7c1f214e3d….jpg)

>>14137664

>SIXTY DOLLA DOOLIES

Fuck off squeenix I'm so fucking tired of your goddamn bullshit


1faee6 No.14138962

File: 49e0b6cc9b945dd⋯.png (88.19 KB, 193x200, 193:200, comic facepalm.png)

>>14138636

>This Direct only covered games coming out between now and E3.

Oh shit. In hindsight, you're right. I keep forgetting Nintendo tends to do shit like that.


ad790c No.14138999

>>14137305

>tfw second hand wii u with cfw

You know, the wiiu was alright by the end of 2016. I'd almost call it a second Dreamcast.


833443 No.14139000

>>14137664

>>14138402

Maybe it will have co-op support in battles?

>>14138770

Didn't Poochy from the Simpsons strike that same pose?


56268c No.14139008

>>14138770

You need to remove the bit of the wave thats left.


efb314 No.14139016

>>14138942

>not paying 60 dollars to play a 10 year old game that was originally 40 dollars


3d7f9a No.14139023

File: 832ce3cf0112ab6⋯.jpg (213.48 KB, 456x738, 76:123, PS_NSwitch_Arms_PEGI.jpg)

>>14136856

Is Arms fun?


6c2fd3 No.14139053

File: 44874cde85f76b0⋯.mp4 (908.07 KB, 632x360, 79:45, Nintendo creates a diversi….mp4)

>ports

>more ports

Is the Switch the new PSP?


1c754c No.14139056

File: 88f4b42aa2c1e8d⋯.jpg (37.04 KB, 415x516, 415:516, aa5ac970406c6c86e5fb75218f….jpg)

>>14139016

No no anon that's not right

>not paying 60$ for the enhanced version of the downgraded version for Android for 20$ from the original version that cost 40%


e3acb9 No.14139059

>>14139023

I have no clue actually, it does not catch my attention for 79.99 cad.


e3acb9 No.14139063

>>14139053

When it gets hacked it will be, though with a much easier method to play multiplayer.


ca763e No.14139064

>>14139023

Its decently fun, but nowhere near worth it's price.


b968ec No.14139081

>>14139064

If it's not worth its price, then you aren't getting your value. If that's the case, then it's not fun enough.


e3acb9 No.14139086

>>14139081

Pretty much on the nose.


ef755a No.14139091

>>14139023

it's got clussy in it,that's all you need


2ae135 No.14139111

>>14138471

>>14138636

Atlus needs to be more open about their shit unless they want another fucking SMTxFE fiasco on their hands.


b44869 No.14139115

File: 6e46812061af807⋯.gif (1.12 MB, 320x240, 4:3, ௵.gif)

>>14138402

Also that Nomura shit really aged horribly. It looked neat around the time when Jet set Radio was still on people's minds, but holy cow do those spindly-limbed anime skeletons look like crap today.


e3acb9 No.14139117

>>14139111

Indeed. then again, a console smtxfe was doomed to fail. Fe would have done better crossed with soul calibur, and smt with monolith for pretty much space smt.


f33eb5 No.14139135

File: 0508aa2b4994d93⋯.jpg (33.98 KB, 421x500, 421:500, dBhhiQrjfilN.jpg)

File: 6fad04229596af8⋯.jpg (261.22 KB, 957x1200, 319:400, jY6xRlX6oQ5l.jpg)

File: 6510844ea277a7c⋯.jpg (95.26 KB, 479x775, 479:775, zgAfWlMr54m4.jpg)


6c2fd3 No.14139136

>>14139115

Just because you were retarded as a kid doesn't mean it's aged.


e3acb9 No.14139139

>>14139135

These make me smile.


87a073 No.14139179

twewy 2

hhhhbooooooooooooollllllllyyyyyy ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

i've waited my half my life for this omfg


5c7f26 No.14139197


dc18c8 No.14139200

>>14136882

Oh no really :( Fucking hell not again.


f33eb5 No.14139216

File: eb3f91ae6e4c017⋯.png (241.86 KB, 300x486, 50:81, xpLRSQhEhVvp.png)

>>14139139

Last one and done.


9b4c43 No.14139222

>>14139216

Where's the 10lbs of ass and pussy?


8358e2 No.14139231

>>14136910

Hey dude


e0d9a5 No.14139256

File: 83c1352e600d3df⋯.mp4 (7.46 MB, 640x352, 20:11, Funky Kong ASMR.mp4)


eb8894 No.14139274

>Pokken DLC

>15 dollars for 2 fucking characters and 4 supports

What the fuck man


58f57d No.14139282


22709a No.14139285

File: 1ecba8422875bb2⋯.png (709.45 KB, 1182x956, 591:478, 1ecba8422875bb256e34c8e6a0….png)

>>14139256

ASMR is the strangest trash I've ever seen.

I know it's a parody, but they're pretty much all like this.


ff1ff9 No.14139443

>>14139256

It's hard to tell at this point who's the bigger Meme Kong, Funky or Lanky.


55e9fa No.14139473

File: 2ed71a42835b91d⋯.jpg (30.95 KB, 500x502, 250:251, 2ed71a42835b91d287652b0037….jpg)

>>14136856

>TWEWY remixed for Switch

>Still no sequel or game of the same franchise with different characters.


be1bda No.14139479

File: 2ed2c23c36afb00⋯.png (492.36 KB, 535x615, 107:123, funky reversi.png)

>>14136910

Featuring Funky Kong From The Gorilla Channel!


f33eb5 No.14139532

File: 007a82e6317eaab⋯.jpg (614.7 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, K4bfoCBNEUIu.jpg)


21be5a No.14139546

File: 461267deb2807e2⋯.gif (530.75 KB, 500x280, 25:14, AAAAAAAAAA.gif)

> SNK Heroines Tag Team

> NISA

FUCK

NO WHY

SNK PLEASE NO WHY DIDN'T YOU LEARN FALCOM'S LESSON?


f33eb5 No.14139611

File: 6969b4b2be63135⋯.jpg (234.22 KB, 640x929, 640:929, rdZ1wdRCrfvA.jpg)

File: 11c35bdbcfb4bcd⋯.jpg (80.17 KB, 480x674, 240:337, ainqt7tuuymE.jpg)

File: ab6480bd0149bc1⋯.jpg (105.52 KB, 640x908, 160:227, tVBfZXbj7NVB.jpg)


8e70f8 No.14139618

File: 2eb5e84453480d3⋯.png (42.77 KB, 333x381, 111:127, 2eb5e84453480d3295b592ce51….png)

>Kula


dcdaff No.14139620

>>14136856

Only Mario Tennis and the Rabbids DLC caught my attention.


fa630e No.14139643

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14139285

>being wrong


e0d9a5 No.14139651

File: d716b38153104ea⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 300x225, 4:3, 1435084773215.gif)

>>14139643

>unironically liking ASMR


f33eb5 No.14139664

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14139651

How about loli ASMR?


e0d9a5 No.14139672

File: b33e4d182a1a332⋯.gif (997.59 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1438237867662.gif)

>>14139664

It's trash all the same.


8b5f00 No.14139709

>>14139664

Why is this so soothing? I though it would be arousing.


f33eb5 No.14139725

File: 0b62c0c1975bc3e⋯.gif (540.23 KB, 498x278, 249:139, Patted by dragon daughteru.gif)

>>14139709

Lolis can soothe a man's soul.


d28cd5 No.14139764

File: 226c59315e9ccab⋯.jpg (632.8 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, toppo___dragon_ball_super_….jpg)

>>14139725

JUSTICE


288ad6 No.14139787

>>14138770

You need to add the waves on the right.


288ad6 No.14139792

>>14138791

>it's going to be censored and you're going to look like an even bigger retard.

No one ever said it wasn't you fucking paintsniffer.


d28cd5 No.14139800

>>14139664

How about I suck your dick?


5c78f3 No.14139822

File: f751be828c5de66⋯.png (14.97 KB, 169x34, 169:34, Untitled.png)

>>14138770

>>14139787

dont delet this


288ad6 No.14139845


d28cd5 No.14139850

gonna unsticky soon


b19bb0 No.14139857

File: 1ab2a2792c70856⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1152x648, 16:9, funky new senran.png)


a5cf99 No.14139859

>>14139850

But when are you gonna unsticky your face from Nintendo's asshole?


288ad6 No.14139862

>>14139850

It'll be the first time you showered in the last 10 months.


3ada15 No.14139882

>>14139857

wait what is this? Is it a Senran port?


d28cd5 No.14139884

File: ae06945350b0a1a⋯.jpg (50.52 KB, 667x879, 667:879, confused asuka.jpg)

>>14139859

Sega > Nintendo tbh

>>14139862

but I just took a shower this morning


b19bb0 No.14139888

>>14139882

Shinobi Refle, aka the HD Rumble tit-groping Senran game.


d28cd5 No.14139889

Oh fuck, I forgot about the built in archive.

I'll do it now

Post last edited at

e0d9a5 No.14139890

>>14139882

It's some weird senran gimmick where you controllers vibrate to simulate the feel of tits.


a5cf99 No.14139892

>>14139884

For someone who loves Sega games, you sure are bad at them. Are you trying to kiss their ass so that they don't make fun of you on livestreams anymore?

>>14139890

Now that's a console seller if I've ever seen one.


edafe2 No.14139898

>>14139890

Well does it work?


e0d9a5 No.14139909

File: 15c4e97c918d137⋯.gif (1.49 MB, 300x300, 1:1, 1428287642306.gif)

>>14139898

I don't think it's even out and

>implying I bought a switch

>implying I would buy senran

>implying I know what a real tit feels like anyway


d28cd5 No.14139942

File: 7268c18fdbbe42e⋯.png (1.74 MB, 2000x1333, 2000:1333, chaikler.png)

>>14139892

>Implying I'm not better than you

See me in fightcade faggot.


d28cd5 No.14139974

>>14139894

Oh fuck off nigger, we don't even have tripcodes


fa630e No.14139978

>>14139651

>he didn't watch the video

>he doesn't like lolis spreading the word of jesus

I don't know what's wrong with ASMR though.


fa630e No.14139980

>>14139792

You're insisting that it's not confirmed when it is, don't lie goal shifter.


d28cd5 No.14139993

>>14139978

Each their own, I personally find it weird. But I'm into fucking giant growing bitches, so I'm not one to talk.


9ac9f3 No.14140004

File: 935f6ca1d3de511⋯.jpg (35.43 KB, 200x291, 200:291, Rapelay.jpg)

File: f03a82c3cd07578⋯.jpg (78.06 KB, 354x500, 177:250, s-l500.jpg)

File: dc4f73454386f6c⋯.jpg (565.2 KB, 1017x1500, 339:500, s-l1600.jpg)

heh


d28cd5 No.14140024

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14139892

>Talks shit but can't back it up

:^)


d28cd5 No.14140029


288ad6 No.14140033

>>14139980

Maybe you can learn proper English and read this time you fucking third world street shitter. >>14138341


6c4c87 No.14140159

File: bb4c8b53351bc89⋯.png (721.16 KB, 980x592, 245:148, Tropical Freeze or I'll sh….png)


3c4f14 No.14140166

>>14139546

Why don't we messagd them to not censor it?


166f3d No.14140203

>>14140024

<lost to a paki

lmao


21be5a No.14140212

File: 4165bf8ab1c236f⋯.jpg (117.95 KB, 367x367, 1:1, 2016-02-02 05.07.04.jpg)

>>14140166

it hasn't worked in the past

Why would it work now?

The only way to get them to do it right is to get someone who speaks/reads moonrunes fluently and who can get in contact with SNK to warn them about NISA's shenanigans.

That's the ONLY reason why NISA is "fixing" Ys VIII now is because Falcom heard about it and was pretty mad, the NIS president was too since he's an avid Falcom fan himself.


3ada15 No.14140339

>>14140212

get nipanons on it


833443 No.14140626

>>14138770

Someone please do Metroid Prime Trilogy (Switch Edition) with a box art quote that is something like Retro Studios presents a new plateau of game design or whatever you think can sound better.

>>14139274

How much do Smash Bros DLC characters compare in price?


6fa547 No.14140664

File: 7ac32ff9427fef4⋯.png (53.3 KB, 200x200, 1:1, yukari_dumbfounded_375x300.png)

>There are Nintencucks defending Dark Souls being capped to 30 fps.

>Some of those Nintencucks are in this thread right now.


e0d9a5 No.14140670

File: 755916ed35d8f14⋯.png (170.75 KB, 445x456, 445:456, what the hell are you talk….png)


f41c7c No.14140696

>>14137719

Notice it also says that the remastered version has dedicated servers.


595ac1 No.14140758

>>14137909

>the PS4 literally has no games. It's all multiplatforms

I love how console wars are immediately pruned, except when it's the mustard race crapping their pants in anticipation for some 10yo port. Let me guess, I am also to believe that those multiplatforms should be played on a gaming PC which comes easily assembled with a hundred bucks. No wait, maybe fifty?


62fca1 No.14140809

File: 70dbc39add72165⋯.jpg (63.21 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 70dbc39add7216549da01053c0….jpg)

>>14136856

>more NISA games

Why haven't you learned Japanese yet?


fa630e No.14140810

File: 0b5c53a7d605f98⋯.png (3.16 KB, 144x143, 144:143, filtered.png)

>>14140033

One can infer that because NISA is doing he localization that it is pretty much confirmed censored you fucking obtuse semantic autist. You are delusional if you think it wont be.


e9f187 No.14140835

File: 323105c1365e830⋯.jpg (8.78 KB, 218x200, 109:100, 323105c1365e830a0b0ee37eba….jpg)

>>14140758

>Mustards crapping their pants about a 10yo port

The majority of the time i don't see anyone crapping their pants for a port of a 10yo game. What I do see every time though when a console exclusive is announced is that its every fucking sonigger and xboner screeching NEVER EVER when something is not announced for PC. Then when something finally does come to PC its the same fucking console war faggots that are always

>caring about a 10yo game

The PC will ALWAYS be the better option, there is no counter argument. It has the better hardware that is not outdated as shit, there are no shitty bios and firmware, there are fucking emulators for anything and everything worthwhile, and there is easy piracy that won't brick your system. I fucking hate consoles so much, they are a dying breed and their death cannot come swift enough.


6fa547 No.14140849

>>14140670

There are people trying to defend the fact that Dark Souls Remastered is capped to 30 on Switch, while everywhere else it's 60

>"It's okay that's it's 30! The original was 30 too! Also, you can take it wherever you go! Isn't portability more important then framerate?"

I hate these people so much.


168e48 No.14140879

File: d3f0224d8812e4f⋯.png (292.51 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Cranky Construct Candy Kon….png)

>Donkey Kong: Tropical Freeze

>One of the easiest DKC games

>Gave you tons of leeway compared to Returns and the SNES trilogy

<Let's make it even easier with Funky Kong

I don't understand modern gaming and these extremely lenient difficulty modes.


c3b985 No.14140954

File: d491a90fd219c79⋯.jpg (478.55 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, LookIt'sAbsolutelyNothing.jpg)

>>14140879

>I don't understand modern gaming these extremely lenient difficulty modes

It's because developers have more funding and resources and no longer have to pad out games with difficulty. On another note, making everything as accessible as possible guarantees more sales. People seem to confuse that making the player feel good = a good game too. I agree completely in the sense that I don't like this direction either, but I think it's understandable or easy to see where it stems from.


6fa547 No.14140974

File: dd4ed4c818840be⋯.png (6.5 MB, 2853x2533, 2853:2533, Dangerously Funky.png)

>>14140879

Funky Kong is pretty much just gonna be used as a tool for speedrunners. Everything about him just screams tool for speedrunning

>Infinite Roll

>Infinite spin

>Immune to spikes and other floor hazards

>Has five hit points instead of the standard 2-3.

>Takes all the good parts of all four characters into one

>Fast as fuck boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Yeah, he's pretty much just for speedrunning, and Very Easy mode.


d7364d No.14141177

>>14137625

Story of seasons for switch has already been announced by marvless.


62fca1 No.14141247


9b2e57 No.14141316

>>14140758

>>14137879

>>14140758

Oh great its that sonygger again


0558b1 No.14141549

>>14140879

I really liked Tropical Freeze's hard mode that removes every checkpoint and gives you one heart, so any hit restarts the level. I can't wait for people to play as Funky Kong in it and miss the point.

>>14140954

>not the green/purple present


3488cb No.14141891

>>14137043

Rhythm Heaven is the japanese only Warioware


288ad6 No.14142019

>>14140810

>pretty much

Nice weasel words.


872cc2 No.14142352

>>14140849

If you want to shitpost be my guest, but at least get your facts straight, the Switch version is 60fps in handheld mode.


ef755a No.14142734


6fa547 No.14143789

>>14142352

Only one source says that. Everywhere else I go they say it's 30 fps in handheld.


a56266 No.14144033

Funky Kong is so fucking overpowered! Holy shit.


fa630e No.14144135

File: 2d2e14f97ae2bb1⋯.jpg (35.13 KB, 373x521, 373:521, 2d2.jpg)

>>14141177

Thank you and very nice digits.

>>14141247

Here you go faggot.

http://nichegamer.com/2017/01/14/story-of-seasons-games-coming-to-nintendo-switch/

>>14140664

>>14140849

>>14143789

http://archive.is/rnkiO

>handheld mode unspecified

https://archive.fo/32gkW

>will run at 60fps in handheld

All the other articles pretty much state that the handheld mode is unspecified. So it's 60 or Unlocked.


9104b3 No.14144149

>>14140974

Whats the point in speed running if you are just going to use a character that lets you ignore every hazard in the level?


6fa547 No.14144959

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14138209

>>14138231

>>14138237

Yeah, I'm confirmed a faggot. NISA just made a statement saying they didn't change anything in the English release. They just censored the trailer (Probably because Nintendo made them for marketing purposes) but everything from the Japanese version, even the skimpy outfits, will be in the English release.

Now just be wary. While they say they didn't change anything this time, this is NISA. They'll find some way to fuck it up.


6fa547 No.14144988

>>14144135

Unspecified, but it's pretty likely it's 30. If it's 30 on TV mode, it'll be 30 in handheld. Undocked the Switch underclocks in order to save battery life, hence why games underperform.

>>14144149

Funky can't ignore all hazards. He can land on spikes, but can't walk or roll on them. Plus, Funky is the fastest out of all of them, can double jump, and have infinite rolls and underwater spins. He's perfect for just regular timed runs, but there will be other times for running with the regular characters.


62fca1 No.14145739

>>14144959

You still shouldn't buy NISA games.


6fa547 No.14145908

>>14145739

Yes yes I already know. At least the good news is it's not censored so I can have the full experience when I pirate this shit.


62fca1 No.14147719

File: 1e10cfa6a2398dc⋯.png (258.17 KB, 549x560, 549:560, 1e10cfa6a2398dc37dcc0aff5b….png)

>>14145908

>pirate a ps4/switch game


6f7b4c No.14147837

>>14140626

The smash DLC characters ran for about 4-5$ each. Most of the 5$ ones came with a stage based on their games as well though.


59f04e No.14148188

>>14137310

The only worthwhile Switch game that you can't play on PC is Odyssey.


6c4c87 No.14150148

File: 29ba0d470f5d6fe⋯.png (24.04 KB, 770x345, 154:69, dir.png)

>>14136856

For anyone that may have been a little disappointed by this direct mini, there might be a full direct soon. Some plebbit faggot made an interesting point. Mini directs are usually followed by a full direct between a couple days to a couple weeks apart, but no more that 20 days apart.




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