/v/ - Video Games

Cute.

How do you expect this thread to go anywhere if you put all the good ones in the OP?

>Shots for Everyone

Kill the LGBT club.

>Cheevos

Cancer

>High roller

Get 80 kills with a sniper in the Nevada map

Is using other mass shootings against the rules?

>What Stinks?!

Break open all the mink containers in the science lab.

>>14115982

>Malignant Tumor

Make a Cuckchan tier template thread and get 5+ replies.

>BLACKED

Set fire to the Oil Drillers and Coalburners

>Uprising

Kill the cheerleader squad

>>14116141

You are trying to hard to fit it.

>The Cleaner

Get taken down by the Janitor

This is hard.

>>14116149

>>not spray and pray the gay away

It was a Pulse reference.

>Teacher's Pet

Kill two SWAT members while you hold a teacher hostage at gun-point or as a meat shield.

>ISHYGDDT

Kill someone wearing a videogame t-shirt with a baseball bat.

>Nothing Wrong

kill only whites

>Nutting Wong

tbag an asian

>>14115982

>Charlottesville

Kill someone with a vehicle.

>HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Enter your name as Sam Hyde.

>>14116147

>not The Day of Retribution

>Naughty

Shoot up a school dressed up as Santa Claus

>What comes around

Shoot up the store where the gun was bought from

>Frying Line

Shoot at the lunch line

>Financial Victims

Blame media for your actions

>Banned for mic spam

Play a theme song while shooting

>Joker

Spout a meme every kill

>Even image boards hate you

Spout a stale/shit meme every kill

>False fag

Shoot up the school in a bannana hammock

>Chlorine gas

Shoot up the school in a fursuit

>Back to the Range

In any level, acquire an accuracy rating of less than 16%

>>14118064

>I’m going Ghost

Kill yourself with three or less kills on your score.

>>14116147

Why not call it

>Supreme Gentleman

Why in the first half you greentext the names but then greentext the descriptions?

>Dance till you drop

Kill everyone participating in a prom

>For my next trick!

Kill a minimum of 12 people with none of the bodies being ever seen by the public

>motives unknown

Use AK-47, yell Allahu Akbar and carry an ISIS pledge and manifesto at all times.

>>14116109

nice ID

>Smoke screen

Wipe out the stoners

>Teenage Dirtbag

Do the crime while listening to Iron Maiden baby

>Redder than 1917

Wipe out the trust fund kiddies

>Cowboy kid

Use your dad's six shooter

>We didn't start the fire

Molotov a piano lesson

>Californication

Use only guns legal in Cali

>Easier than cutting

Wipe out the emos

>Baptism by fire

Wipe out the Italian students

Okay so the game would have:

>Different Maps

>Difficulty independent of map

>State-Level gun control for difficulty names. (Arizona, Vermont, New York, California)

>Either RNG or special event maps

>Semi-Open world

>Wide variety of NPC types

>MGSV-style Cassette/CD player system.

>Costumes

>Taunt system

>Custom name system

The scoreboard should just be the nightly news, with your name on the list that CNN shows of "deadliest shootings" With the real life list as the "default" scores.

>can't corner

Be a fugitive for more than a week

>>14118465

end credits

Columbine shooters look like well adjusted normies who just want luls and quick death compared to seung hui cho he had issues

>>14118465

>California Uber Alles

Kill everyone on the map while playing on California difficulty

>Nazi Punks Fuck Off

Eliminate all Antifa on the map

>>14118537

Cho dual wielded, though. Points for style.

>It Burns When I Pee…

Use the Flamethrower to set fire to students using the restroom.

>Yup, Guns are the Real Problem.

Kill at least 15 students during Adderall Rush.

>Ban Assault Scissors!

Kill Mrs. Underwood-Jackson with a pair of safety scissors.

>Electrical Intercourse

Electrocute the Sex Ed teacher.

>Dangerous Lumber

Complete your mass "shooting" using only the baseball bat.

>Ghost Pussy

>>14118693

Basically a government appointed pedophilelogist who tells kids they're animals and should fuck like such, but use contraceptives, if not, they should just murder the child in a planned parenthood™ clinic.

>>14118693

Sexual Education. Basically a class where some old hag explains how your dick works and that Planned Parenthood his a necessary service. Usually done in high school.

>>14118718

Imagine if it was a man talking about his work as a "clinical sexologist" with a 12 year old girl.

>with friends like these

as a teacher, have a higher total kill count than the original shooter

>cops are like garbage men

as a policeman, take out troubled urban youth, potheads and the shooter without any collateral damage.

>survivors? One too many

as a teacher or a student, assist the shooter, in at least 50% of the kills, kill the shooter, and feign innocence.

>>14118693

goodness, what country are you from that you don't have sex ed?

>Columbine Coalition

Finish a co-op game.

>>14118757

Human one.

>>14118920

>for next Postal

They'll be modded into that educational school shooter game that we had a thread about the other day

>Trench Coat Mafia

Create your own multiplayer clan

>Nevada-tan

Playing as a female, use a box cutter to kill one other person.

>the price of freedom

As the police, cause at least one collateral fatality in an attempt to take down the shooter.

>I learned it by playing Doom

Find the secret retro stage.

>>14118114

This is an underrated post

>Enforced Diversity

Kill one student of each ethnicity.

>Jack Thompson's Revenge

Have a copy of your favorite violent video game on you while you commit your shooting.

>One Man Army

Defeat the first wave of police response.

>Historical Reenactment

Commit a shooting at the location of a previous high profile shooting.

>Revolutionaire

Convince 2 fellow students to join your rampage and give them weapons.

>>14118930

i just hope it gets to be released, what mods would be better for this?

>>14115982

>Superior Nippon steel

Kill more than 15 using a katana

>Home schooled

Kill a visiting parent

>/k/omando

Get 40 kills using a mosin nagant

>Murder for the murder /k/ube

Get 90 kills using a mosin nagant

>BANZAI

Bayonet charge the police

>Jungle fever

Kill 10 using a machete

>this whole thread

Now that's a FPS I would actually play!

>>14119468

Going to hell for laughing

Back to reddit

>Friendship is magic

Gun down 10 bronies

>Pool closed

Fill the pool with at least five bodies

>True Communism

Use an AK variant to kill 20 people

>Tard Wrangler

Taze members of the special ed class

>Equal Rights

Punch a woman to death

>>14119770

>>True Communism

> not blow up the cafeteria

>>14119835

We could just call it

>5 year plan

>>14119899

>Deus Vult

It's a waste to use it as an achievement for only using melee weapons when it could be way more offensive.

>Bookworm

Shoot someone through a library bookshelf

>>14116295

>Cho, Seung-Hui

>http://www.wnd.com/2007/04/41218/

>Last Song They'll Ever Hear

Rig the PA system to play music during your massacre

>British Edition

Knife-only run

>Purification In Progress

Kill someone with a baseball bat

>Pacifist Route

Ensure all your targets are crippled for life

>See You In Hell

End spree with a suicide

>Worse Than Hitler

Tag "It's okay to be white" on the walls.

>>14119835

>>14119770

no no no

>True Communism

>without having any weapons or having committed any act of violence, get the the authorities to kill you because you opposed communism

>>14120234

>Just misunderstood

wear an ushanka with USSR emblem, use any AK or Warsaw Pact manufactured weapon, sing internationale or soviet anthem

>White supremacy led to this

as a non-white perpetrator, wear swastikas, use german weaporny and shout heil hitler.

>Quake

Bunnyhop throughout the entire shooting

>A Real Human Bean

Play the Drive soundtrack through the shooting

>Expect Us

Wear Anonymous mask throughout shooting

>Rhodesians Never Die

Complete shooting wearing short shorts

>Alexandria

Use a molotov in the library

>Multicultural

Kill one of every race

>Knockin' on Heaven's Gate

Kill yourself with cyanide-laced kool aid

>Hail Xenu

Kill in the name of Scientology

>SHUT IT DOWN

Kill 5 Jewish students

>Macgyver

Get ten kills without a gun

>The Gene Pool is Stagnant, and I am the Administer of Chlorine

Gas students with homemade chlorine gas.

>Gas The Kikes, Race War Now

Kill 10 jewish students with chlorine gas.

Infiltration: You have successfully infiltrated your school. (10)

Bloodbath Cleansing: You have begun to shoot up your school. (20)

TJ PAIN: Accumulate 5 kills in a match (10)

Natural Selector: Accumulate 10 kills in a match (20)

Humanity Is Overrated: Accumulate 20 kills in a match (30)

General Cho: Accumulate 30 kills in a match (50)

One Man Auchwitz: Accumulate over 50 kills in a match (80)

Mama's Boy: Make someone cry out for their mother (10)

Music to My Ears: Get ten screams at once (20)

School Spirit: Wear school colors (5)

Hail Xenu: Kill in the name of Scientology (5)

Gentleman: Spare women and children (10)

Supreme Gentleman: Target only pretty blonde girls (5)

Good Choice: Have second thoughts about the whole thing, but go through with it anyway (10)

Well Endowed: Lie about gun in your pocket (5)

Arabic Executioner: Behead a target (25)

Eugenics: Kill a retard or disabled kid (5)

Tell Me Where it Hurts: Kill a school nurse (15)

Half a Point for Half a Human: Kill a minority (5)

Who needs life when you have swag?: Kill a swagfag (5)

Skinneeeer!: Skin the Principal (30)

Thomas Edison in This Bitch: Shoot out a light (5)

Zoology: Kill three classroom pets (10)

Last Supper: Buy lunch for your friends before starting the rampage (10)

Dumbass: Tell a friend about your school shooting plans a week in advance (15)

Super Mario: Conduct your rampage while under the effects of Shrooms (30)

Keep it Organic: Do it while high (20)

Homerun!: Bash 5 students to death with a baseball bat (25)

Planet of the Apes: Spare all niggers you come across. (15)

Raise the Roof: Kill all niggers that cross your path. (20)

Legalize This: Kill a stoner (5)

Would You Like Seconds?: Begin the rampage during lunch (25)

Down With the Clowns: Kill a juggalo (5)

It's Getting Hot in Hurr: Start a fire (10)

Billy Joel: Deny starting said fire (5)

SHUT IT DOWN: Kill 5 Jewish students (10)

Yippee Ki Yay: Spout movie quotes (10)

Slam Dunk!: Kill the entire special ed class (30)

Monkey See Monkey Jew: Lay out a dollar as bait (5)

Mystery Meat: Kill the lunch lady (5)

Lucky You: The person you wanted to kill the most is home sick that day (5)

Fuck The Police: Kill a cop or SWAT infantryman (20)

Get Your Point Across: Kill a victim with the knife (10)

Your Point Is?: Kill 10 victims with the knife (20)

On Point: Kill 25 victims with the knife (50)

Think They Got the Point: Repeatedly stab an already slain victim 25 times with the knife (10)

Double Kill: Kill a pregnant girl (10)

Consent to THIS: Rape someone (15)

Lunch Rush: Kill a full cafeteria table without reloading (20)

Forced into Fellatio: Force a girl to give you a blowjob at gunpoint. Bonus points if she swallows. (30)

Here Comes the Sun: Kill while listening to upbeat, unfitting, and completely ironic music (5)

Cupid: Kill a couple as they embrace for the last time (10)

Social Experiment: Make someone kill their best friend in order to save themselves (10)

Fairer Sex: Kill only women (25)

Feminist: Kill only men (25)

Trigger Warning: Kill a Social Justice Warrior (10)

Why So Serious?: Crack a joke before killing someone (10)

Big Game Hunter: Kill gym teacher (15)

Milkman: Masturbate while killing (5)

Leaving So Soon?: Shoot someone's car tires out as they attempt to escape (10)

Save You for Later: Shove someone in a locker (10)

Bill O'Reilly: Fuck it, do it live! (20)

Good Will Hunting: Kill while solving math (5)

Match Made In Hell: Shoot up your school on the same day that another kid shoots it up (10)

The Social Network: Update Facebook status while on the rampage (15)

If You Pull it, They Will Come: Pull the fire alarm and pick people off with your gun as they run out of the building (20)

Show and Tell: Begin in the middle of class (20)

Cha-Ching: Steal fifteen wallets (25)

It's All In Your Head: Kill a philosophy student with a nailgun (5)

Original: Wear a neon pink trenchcoat, use a dildo bazooka and a dildo lance and try to go for the high score this way. (40)

Queen Anne's Revenge: Convince the prom queen to join you (10)

E=MCFUCKYOU: Force someone to solve life-or-death math problems (10)

New Guy: Do it at a school that isn't yours (20)

The Bernall: Say "peek-a-boo" just before shooting your victim. (25)

Pizza?: Order pizza while on your rampage (5)

Godlike: Force ten people to pray (20)

Lemonade Stand: Make three people piss themselves out of fear (10)

Lumberjack: Kill someone with paper (5)

Monkey Man: Pull the trigger with your toe (5)

Believer: Ask someone if they believe in God prior to killing him or her. (30)

Van Gogh: Make paintings with a student's blood (10)

Halloween: Wear someone's face (10)

Free Point: Have someone kill themselves out of stress while you're on your rampage (10)

Macgyver: Get ten kills without a gun (50)

What Goes Up…: Push someone out of a window (5)

WhatTheFuckium: Mix chemicals in the chem lab and create a deadly new toxin to be used on the school (5)

Fender Bender: Start the rampage in the parking lot (10)

(/b)ackup: Recruit a shooter while on your rampage (30)

Who is Spiderman?: Go to school the next day unscathed (10)

Crush that pussy: kill your crush and then shoot her in the vagina (10)

That's why!: leave a note saying why you started the rampage (you can lie) (10)

Take that faux!: Engrave Jack Thompson's name onto someones body (10)

2 the ranting rampage: Yell out one of 2's rants (preferably the one about "cyber bullies") while doing the rampage (10)

The needs of the many outweighs the needs of the few: Your kill count outnumbers your injuries count. (20)

Hut Hut: Use a football to mutilate a jock's face until he cannot be recognized (5)

KIMCHO: Dance to K-Pop whiles you shoot people (5)

Oh, shit!: Kill someone in a bathroom stall (5)

Better Dead than Red: Kill a Chinese exchange student (5)

Commie Killer: Kill five Chinese exchange students (15)

Mein Kampf: Kill a Jewish student with homemade mustard gas (10)

Arm and a Leg: Dismember a student's limbs (10)

Who's the fag now?: Force 2 chads to have buttsex at gunpoint (10)

Lee Harvey Oswald: Shoot the class president (20)

Roasties: Burn a group of stacies with a flamethrower (10)

Elliot's Revenge: Only kill hot blonde girls (10)

Allahu Akbar: Kill 5 Muslim students with a bomb (10)

Silent Assassin: Get 47 Stealth Kills (50)

Art class: Paint the art room red with blood (10)

Fried Rice: Throw a Molotov cocktail at an Asian kid (10)

Fuck you, Janitor!: Coat an entire hallway with blood from at least 4 students (10)

Ballroom Blitz: Wipe out a dance classroom in 30 seconds or less (30)

Hands On Approach: Kill a victim with your bare hands (20)

'''My Chemical Romance: Throw acid in your crush's face before you shoot her (10)

The hacker known as…: Inspire a "happening" thread on /pol/ (10)

Speed Demon: Kill the entire class before the end of first period (30)

Graduation: Kill one member of every grade level in order from lowest to highest in succession (20)

Nice.: Get a hot teacher to have sex with you at gunpoint (10)

Rock Out With Your Cock Out: Remain naked during the entire shooting (25)

Rock Out With Your Glock Out: Use only a Glock pistol during the entire shooting (5)

Shooting On Location: Dress like an old-timey director and scream CUT! every time you land a kill (5)

Justice For Harambe: Dress up as a gorilla and kill small niglets (5)

Have A Nice Day: Drive a truck into the school (10)

Am I Famous Yet?: Get your manifesto published by the news BEFORE you're killed by the cops or commit suicide (20)

Special Delivery: Arm a disabled student with a timed explosive and get 3 or more kills with it (20)

Up Close And Personal: Choke a student to death (20)

Friendship Is Magic: Collect all fedoras (40)

Craftsman: Score a kill with each tool in wood shop (10)

Ace In The Hole: Smuggle a weapon into the school using your anus (10)

Check 'Em: Finish your spree with your killcount ending in dubs (25)

Stop!: Kill a student with a hammer (15)

Assassin's Creed: Climb onto the roof of your school (10)

Trenchcoat Mafia: Join up with a friend in coop mode (10)

Some of you are alright: Spare one person after killing everyone else in the room (10)

In The Closet: Execute 5 LGBT students (15)

Ape Escape: Let an african-american student go, after killing all his peers (5)

Chocolate Rain: Strap a suicide vest on an African American and blow him up (10)

One man Klan: Kill every black student or teacher (30)

Trail Of Tears: Kill every native American student or teacher (30)

Can't Stump the Trump: Kill a spic (5)

Pop The Cherry: Rape a girl (15)

21 Jump Street: Shoot only drug dealers (10)

Feel The Bern: Incinerate five rich kids (10)

A Boy And His Dog: Carry out a school shooting with a canine companion (10)

'Til Death Do Us Part: Get your gf to join you in your massacre (10)

Flaming Faggot: Pour gasoline onto homosexual person and set him on fire (10)

Speedrun: Accumulate 50 casualties before Police arrive (100)

Burn The Coal, Pay The Toll: Kill a white girl who's dating a black guy (5)

Revolver Ocelot: Kill 6 targets with ricochets (10)

Advanced Placement: detonate explosives across town to divert attention from the shooting (15)

I Told You I Was Hardcore: kill yourself in a gruesome and unnecessarily painful manner, such as lighting yourself on fire or cutting your own throat (30)

Lockdown's Over: Break into a locked classroom and kill everyone inside (30)

Secret: This is a secret achievement. Unlock it to find out more about it.

Oh, and I almost forgot:

>JFK Reloaded

Kill the school president (100)

>>14119899

>From Russia with Edge

Should be "Complete the shooting using only the air gun".

https://www.rt.com/news/402029-school-shooting-moscow-region/

>Insane in the membrane

Kill the school psychologist

>Logang4lyfe

Vlog your mass shooting while pretending to be shocked

>Pray for Who?

Make a #prayfor hashtag on your school after you finish your rampage

>Loss of Words

Draw a loss.jpg with a pregnant staff member's blood

>>14120913

Too bad a hotpocket bumplocked the thread for no reason and without a warning for it.

>>14116156

I don't need to "try" to fit in, what you say doesn't mean much when you can't come up with shit yourself.

>Hash Browned

Set the lunch lady on fire

>Precise

Bring 1 round for every student

>Gun Game

Pack 1 gun for every student, use each once

>Economic

Get more kills than rounds held

>Speed Master

Begin shooting during last period

>Early Bird Gets The Worm

Begin shooting before home room

*Secret Achievement*

>Pro

Call cops, wait 5 mins, then begin shooting and survive

>>14115982

haha, pretty edgy, dude! gonna post this on ifunny for all my friends :) get those SICK upvotes with this edgy dank meme!

>>14120029

should be

>British Edition

start a school massacre with only cafeteria plastic knife

>A fistful of boomstick

Get 50 kills with a Shotgun

>IT'S A GUNDAM!

Get the secret weapon.