476286 No.14075735
Mario sold well because it resonates with le funny yoshi pressy presses and speed running autism?
bb8ec2 No.14075750
>>14075719
How do you speedrun warframe? NANI?
9d48de No.14075752
>Getting Over It
Is this the new Undertale?
f1ff16 No.14075763
476286 No.14075768
>>14075752
It's the new IWBTG or Super Meat Boy if anything, the new braid maybe?
8c9227 No.14075771
The only optional way to play video games is minimal A press runs
9ce863 No.14075780
>>14075752
It's the new flavor-of-the-month le funny Youtube screaming man game.
6245bc No.14075791
Is this another cuckchan template thread?
Let's find out.
>>14075752
It's like QWOP.
if you're not severely brain damaged so not a youtuber. you can beat the game in 15~ minutes
world record is 124 seconds.
e401b0 No.14075793
I was
IMPLYING
That most of the games are Nintendo games.
6245bc No.14075800
>>14075793
oh. Next time clarify, and put some effort into the thread you make.
e401b0 No.14075802
99b6e3 No.14075803
>>14075793
Was it really that hard to put some effort into your OP? Now look at your thread.
b17996 No.14075808
>>14075793
I only see three Nintendo games.
e401b0 No.14075819
616e23 No.14075827
>>14075793
Might be a shock to you, coming from halfchan where an OP only needs to post a couple sentences with a abrely related picture to fish endless (you)'s from the 15 year old userbase, but that's not how things work here.
Hint: look at the rest of the catalog. Then look at the few threads that do the same mistake you made and how they're received.
Also: speed running started on the Genesis. Maybe earlier, but that's the earliest I can recall. It lived on in the PC comunity, consoles only rarely got a game that actually featured "speedrun" modes too. And the few there were, were spread across all consoles.
tl,dr: it's not a nintendo thing, you can find autistic aspies in every fanbase.
086d7a No.14075829
>>14075793
Nintendo games are the only good games to speedrun. Most are crap.
616e23 No.14075831
476286 No.14075839
>>14075831
Nuh uh nyugka, there IS 20
9d48de No.14075846
>>14075791
>game can be beaten in ~15 minutes
Oh, I forgot that flash games are sold as full price now.
616e23 No.14075861
>>14075839
What there IS is a lack of IQ from you.
b17996 No.14075874
>>14075819
>counting every rehash as a different game
f3ae5d No.14075875
>>14075719
What exactly's wrong with speedrunning? I enjoy the concentrated powderkeg of weaponized autism.
e401b0 No.14075884
GIVE ME MORE YOU'S BEFORE MARK DELETES THE THREAD, I NEED MY DAILY DOSE
>>14075827
Speedrunning start way before the genesis, kid.
4eca15 No.14075886
>>14075793
I thought this was obvious in the OP
b17996 No.14075891
>>14075886
He spelled it out to farm attention. Nintendo fans aren't very perceptive.
f1ff16 No.14075907
>>14075793
Fresh off the boat, from cuckchan, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no tripcode, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 8chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking 4chan friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't cuckchan, kid. This is 8chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to reddit, you Rick & Morty watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place…. this place has a lot to offer… heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it…
e401b0 No.14075916
>>14075891
>>14075907
>>14075886
Mark? are you on the toilet again?
616e23 No.14075928
>>14075884
I'm speaking from experience.
Locally I only knew people who did speedruns on the Genesis.
This was before the internet, so maybe there were comunities before that.
Arcades were never a big thing around where I live, but I can see some people doing it too way before the genesis.
6f2af2 No.14075953
>>14075750
Warframe is all about going as fast as possible. Shit I run Nezha with 20% speed boost on his 1, with Sprint Boost Aura, and other sprint mods, then toss a Volt in with max speed buff, and you're lightening. Shit's so fast.
23a00e No.14075966
>>14075793
>three ninty games
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NINTODDLERS RUINING EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I've never had a ninty console nor played a ninty game in my entire life and yea I can confirm you're being a gigantic fucking faggot
e401b0 No.14075991
>>14075966
Why the fuck are you here and why do you keep saying "ninty".
c07249 No.14076177
>>14075966
I see NINE "Ninty" games.
e0d378 No.14076206
>>14075966
>three
Man there's more than three Mario games there alone.
47a1e0 No.14076215
>>14075719
What is it about Nintendo games that draws in the speedrunning autism?
And they say Sega has the most autistic fanbase…
e16a9a No.14076225
>>14076215
All of Nintendo's games are expertly designed to be easy to play, but hard to master.
0474fa No.14076235
Yes they are nintoddlers so?
e401b0 No.14076238
>>14076215
>low skill gap
>basic gameplay designs
>controllers
>collectathons
>short attention spans
>never used a computer before
>attention seeking
And that is just surface autism.
c07249 No.14076275
>>14076225
And actually decent games for speedrunning like Kid Chameleon get ignored.
e401b0 No.14076287
c07249 No.14076310
>>14076287
I actually found out about the game because of his AGDQ run.
ee2ed4 No.14076362
>>14075752
No. It's pretty good Newsgrounds flash game except it's on steam and it's not free.
e1df8f No.14076364
>>14075719
>yet another thread bitching about speedrunning?
Notto disu shitto agen
e381e2 No.14076379
>>14075953
Yeah but like
What do you do? just the main quests?
a97191 No.14076398
Why did the speedrunner's girlfriend break up with him?
He always finished too early
LOL
a97191 No.14076407
>>14076379
I watched a chink do something like that for a few minutes.
As you would expect he playing as volt and bum rushing through everything.
61e337 No.14076506
>>14076398
Are you talking about that one speedrunner that got cucked by another speedrunner?
53fb71 No.14076549
so the implications is that OP is a gay?
a13648 No.14076580
>>14076506
Is that the one that got "lost" at a gamecon while her boyfriend frantically posted all over social media asking if people could look for her and report back? Then, she appeared like 2 days later and it turns out she was just "hanging out" with three negros that watched her stream.
45700a No.14076602
>>14076580
Did that ever get any resolution? Last I heard people were still talking about how she was probably cheating on him and he wasn't particularly happy about it
8302c5 No.14076725
>>14075891
Separated at birth?
114487 No.14076796
>>14075719
>Sonic Forces speed running
But why?
I guess cause they want to see how comically small they can shrink the level times? People can already beat the first level in less than 50 seconds.
a13648 No.14076851
>>14076602
I have no idea what happened to those two, but a do remember a reddit board that was abandoned after the couple that owned and modded it quit streaming/broke up. Same story really. They planned a small get-together with friends and contributers from their subreddit and she ended up getting really drunk and having sex with multiple men while he was out getting more liquor. Nice classy people eh? Gaming meetups are just as degenerate as fetlife or craigslist FFS.
(note: I cannot remember the names, sorry anon.)
a13648 No.14076864
>>14076725
Rare pic of Harvey accosting Amy Shumer at a beach in Southern California.
6f2af2 No.14077011
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>>14076379
here you go buddy
fffac8 No.14077024
>>14076851
i'm pretty sure i know what you're referring to if they played a ton of pokemon shit
5f742a No.14077035
>>14076851
Have a bigger version of that second pic anon.
f62b6f No.14077042
>>14076602
>>14076580
I remember that one, too. Bitch was so fake remorseful and everything. What an irredeemable slut.
47108e No.14077064
Speedrunning is neat honestly. TAS shit is it's own category and I don't consider it real speed running, just "proof of concept" shit.
cf5a45 No.14077102
>>14077011
>Prisma Obex
Patrician taste.
6b8aa2 No.14077156
>>14076851
>degenerate as fetlife
At least in fetlife, as long as the parties are in agreement, it should be fine. But this dude got cucked too hard.
a13648 No.14077162
>>14077064
I like speedrunning a lot for what it's worth. However, it seems like it always devolves into the ReeTee Barnum Circus-Fest like in the video I posted or meetups with illicit sex and drug use.
I don't disapprove of sex or drugs, but as we can clearly see from so many anecdotes and videos, these people clearly cannot handle themselves without wrecking a marriage, getting STDs, or screwing up their "speed-running/camming gig" in one fatal night.
03e5d2 No.14077173
>>14075719
Speedrunning is a nu-male activity.
6f2af2 No.14077188
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>>14076379
In an actual level and not garbo plains
63f488 No.14077205
>>14075802
No, I don't care if you are your mother's son put some work into your threads