d03854 No.14058338
>like game and play it a lot
>think you're pretty good at it
>watch speedruns of it on yt
>people are way better at the game than you
hurts just a bit
e760f3 No.14058345
Im good at video games though.
i don't write for kotaku
d03854 No.14058352
>>14058345
>Im good at video games though.
prove it
e760f3 No.14058356
fe2ab4 No.14058363
>speedrunning
>the most degenerate act you can do to a videogame
>not appreciating it
>not giving the developers respect
>just playing it fast
>being good at videogames
fe2ab4 No.14058370
>>14058363
If I ever make a videogame I'll make it have unskippable cutscenes and spend over 70% of the budget in bugtesting so no exploits can quicken your playthrough.
I fucking despise speedrunning
346317 No.14058371
>speedrunning something is being good at it
More often than not speedrunning is about being good at breaking a game, not being good at the game. Once you figure out how to do the tricks they employ in a particular game, the game itself becomes easier than gone homo.
688c91 No.14058374
>>14058363
>>14058370
>>14058371
>breaking the game
this is the ultimate mastery over it, anything else is a limit you have put before yourself
a95f0f No.14058379
>>14058338
I'm no world champion but I am really good at the vydia I play consistently. You just suck
c4d2b4 No.14058380
Speedrunners use a shit ton of glitches and exploits though. They're technically massive cheaters when they're skipping Entire levels and portions of a game.
fe2ab4 No.14058382
>>14058374
>cheating means game mastery
Tell that to a bouncer in Vegas, see what happens.
688c91 No.14058392
>>14058382
>cheating
how do you cheat in a videogame though, the game itself is inside a computer, the WHOLE THING is merely a set of rules, if you go outside the rules you are not playing the game anymore
anything accomplisheable inside the game is not cheating
c7971f No.14058399
>>14058338
Pretty shit thread to be honest, ruggaroll is that you?
a83281 No.14058403
>>14058338
so speedrun yourself tbh
fe2ab4 No.14058408
>>14058392
Please tell me you don't actually believe all glitches are actually features.
2ba12c No.14058414
>>14058338
>implying that i am not good at vidya
>implying that being good a vidya being my only talent is not the reason that i am still here shitposting
You are a blogposting fool and your cuckchan jpg files dont belong
71492a No.14058415
>>14058382
>always pick scissors
>someone throws rock
>STOP CHEATING!
688c91 No.14058418
>>14058408
glitches are featured in the game, and are therefore features,they are unintentional features but features nonetheless
this is why when a game is unplayable day one I mock it, to not recognize bugs as part of the game that exists would be to, for example, say there is nothing wrong with the PC port of darksouls
if you want to quibble about the "intended gameplay experience" that is a whole different can of worms
70807a No.14058432
>Watch speed runners play a game i think im good at
>Realize all speedrunners are just autistic
Feels good to not be on the spectrum
688c91 No.14058435
>>14058432
normalniggers remove yourself
78b3b5 No.14058438
44e4a3 No.14058442
>>14058338
I play games for fun, not to be the best.
346317 No.14058457
>>14058418
"X contains Y" does not mean "X features Y" you dumb faggot. The definition of feature:
>a prominent or conspicuous part or characteristic
Something big and prominently displayed as a mechanic is a feature. A shooter is a game featuring guns and shooting people. Jumping is not a feature of normal FPSes. If jumping a particular way means you can go at ludicrous speed it is not a feature. Unless you advertise it as one, such as in Xonotic or other such fast paced arena shooters.
"I can break through a wall a certain way, then hover up to a platform and pray to the gods that a fairy I spawned earlier flies there and doesn't despawn before I collect it" is not a feature. And yet it is required to do an Any% speedrun of Wind Waker.
045e1c No.14058459
>>14058380
>what are 100%/wrapless/glitchless speedruns
dbecd3 No.14058465
>Implying there is any person ever in the entirety of the universe better at any game than me, ever
Don't make me laugh, casual. Speedrunners and eesp0rts cucks are absolute trash compared to me. They can't even dream of competing against me. They would lose so bad that suicide would be the only possible escape from the infinite mockery they would have to go through for the entirety of their now meaningless and miserable lives.
No one dead or alive is better than me.
688c91 No.14058470
>a prominent or conspicuous part or characteristic
this only disincludes not well known and esoteric bugs, very famous bugs and bugs encountered in normal gameplay are still features by this definition
to use the same example, the vanilla KB+M controls on the PC port of dark souls is a terrible feature, and it being horrible was unintentional, its an unintentional feature AKA a bug, but it is still in the game
I bet you dont even do combos in fighting games, because those are a bug and therefore dont exist
045e1c No.14058474
>>14058338
that's why I play fighting games
9897ec No.14058478
>>14058338
>wanting to be the best at videogames
767dce No.14058485
>>14058370
i don't like speedrunners but no one likes unskippable cutscenes
1e4bed No.14058493
>>14058338
>some autist who has done nothing with his life but spend years playing the same game over and over and over and over and over and over is good at that one game
They may be better at that one game than me, but put is in 1v1 in a game neither of us have ever played and I'd WRECK any speedrunner. Fact.
cc680d No.14058499
>>14058415
>always pick scissors
>someone breaks your hand
>claims he won
b4bfcf No.14058507
Uh… so get good instead of whining about it on this board? Why are you blogposting?
688c91 No.14058513
>>14058499
that would be going outside the constraints of the game, like unplugging your opponents controller in a video game
this is usually considered cheating
346317 No.14058521
>>14058513
And literally going out of bounds in a videogame isn't "going outside of the constraints of the game"? Bounds and constraints even mean the same thing, you tard.
8575c6 No.14058538
>untold years playing vidya
>develop a skill for games in general rather than just separate titles
>minmax characters by instinct just by looking at which stat does what
>master the game's combat system in minutes
>recognise AI tactics after a fight or two and easily develop a counter
>every game is too easy now
hurts a bit
688c91 No.14058544
>>14058521
as long as all your inputs are through the intended controller, it is impossible to break the rules of the videogame in the same way it is impossible to break the laws of physics in the real world, if you think you broke the laws of physics you merely broke the set of rules humans assume to be the laws of physics with their imperfect brains
44e4a3 No.14058546
>>14058465
Cosmo, is that you?
1e4bed No.14058549
>>14058538
This is why the only thing that interests me now are sandboxes with complex systems like Dorf Fort, but even that is easy once you learn the tricks. There aren't enough complex sandbox games out there.
0c9894 No.14058551
>>14058338
>Implying competitive gaming is good just because it's single player
b4bfcf No.14058579
>>14058544
>as long as all your inputs are through the intended controller
Why such an arbitrary line in the sand? What about PCs? Typing "sv_cheats 1" in Half Life is not cheating, according to you, but using a joystick is? Do you realize how retarded you sound yet?
c4d2b4 No.14058591
>>14058579
Not to mention games like Doki Doki Literature Club which makes the arbitrary "constraints of a game" irrelevant now.
7c1468 No.14058604
i don't really care. i am good enough to be able to appreciate them and have fun.
688c91 No.14058661
>>14058579
is the cheat console not a feature now too?
b4bfcf No.14058666
>>14058661
>he had to think this long to come up with this disingenuous twisting of my words
It's cheating, assclown.
688c91 No.14058697
>>14058666
>its cheating
its in the game, satan
I just want you autists to admit that things in the game are in the game, and any other line drawn is some bit of bullshit that people agree not to do
jumping over a certain wall in mario kart is not intended, but it is within the game and can be accomplished by a player, a certain skip by falling onto another section of track is not intended but accomplishable with the same methods as the fall skip that IS intended
most people do not consider ANY fall skip to be a glitch or bug regardless of the developer intention, but it is mechanically the same as the intended fall skip, and the intention it has (none it was on accident) is the same as the jump skip
where does this middling skip fall under? people have to agree on it for any run to count, these agreements do matter, but are nothing more then an agreement, in any other medium these are called "gentlemens rules"
for a more concrete example, in dark souls PVP there is a glitch the community refers to as "dead angling" which everyone accepts as part of the game and uses, while in certain communities using estus, an intentional part of the game, is frowned upon
there are a host of other bugs that people may or may not use, and may or may not count your success when you use them such as tumblebuffing and moveset swapping, ruling them out is THE SAME as ruling out estus
also it took me that long to respond because I was masturbating
d5386e No.14058698
>>14058546
>mp4
>no sound
Alright what gives?
c52c42 No.14058703
>>14058698
Did you try restarting the modem?
71492a No.14058715
>>14058521
>not understanding how game programming works
They make a set of rules based on what they expect. Doing something within those rules that is unexpected is still playing by the rules. its the programmers fault, not the players. Cheating is breaking the rules, exploiting is not. If you say it is against the rules to throw rock then doing so is cheating, but if you throw scissors expecting others to throw paper as you intended, only for them to throw rock, its your fault as a shitty programmer for not better defining the rules.
b5ec8f No.14058726
>>14058715
>An unchecked variable is the same thing as something perfectly defined by the rules
get better bait
688c91 No.14058732
>>14058726
what about that is bait, please explain yourself anon
b5ec8f No.14058743
>>14058732
I don't believe that he's retarded enough to not know the difference between a loophole and not banning something that has been defined since the first iteration of the rules.
b4bfcf No.14058748
>>14058697
I agree with you on most points there, although I felt you made the social contract between what is cheating and what isn't to seem more difficult to determine than it really is (as in games which have cheats programmed in or even "featured" if you will). It's easy to understand that for example, if you were playing Mario Kart with your friends, that they wouldn't appreciate it if you did fall skips on Rainbow Road just because you needed to show off your amazing game knowledge. You shouldn't need to take that unintended advantage anyway since you are usually at least competent if you know that much about the game.
I disagree that glitches are "featured in the game," because as others said for something to be featured requires promotion. A feature by definition is something the designers intended to put in the game. I don't know whether cheat modes are features or not; in some games like Half Life, they are akin to debugging tools, while in games like Goldeneye they're things that you can achieve through legitimate gameplay. Generally between players, it's easy to understand that anything not intended by the designers of the game can be considered cheating and that the Dark Souls PvP community is rather cancerous.
48b083 No.14058753
>>14058698
>>14058703
What are your system specs?
9a4738 No.14058792
>>14058435
Who would feed you then, you failure at life?
688c91 No.14058795
>>14058748
I never said that it is hard to form the contract, although it is certainly easier with some games then others (no items, fox only…)
personally, as for the "prominent" definition that still leaves shitty holes all over the place, for example bunnyhopping is very well known and therefore prominent but is definitely unintentional, but if the secret word is intention rather then prominence, then most games with options for character progression and story progression will have a single intended path that the dev or his tester took which constitutes the intended experience, and a bunch of other ones coded into the game, I will continue to use darksouls as an example since you are familiar, miyazaki has stated in an interview that the master key is not part of that, but there are two ways to start with it and you can pick it up later, the same interview he got a little buttmad that people skip the depths yet you can skip the depths even without masterkey (firelink>burg>parish>andre>darkroot garden>valley of drakes>blighttown) and this is not a bug in any way I can think of
9a4738 No.14058796
>>14058698
It's just quiet as fuck.
7ad7b4 No.14058818
File: 8c4df082a56eb15⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 31.19 KB, 189x343, 27:49, 8c4df082a56eb15c0eb17aef3a….jpg)

you will never be truly good at dubs
71492a No.14058827
>>14058743
You really have no idea what you are talking about.
b4bfcf No.14058857
>>14058795
I didn't know that Miyazaki was flustered about people skipping the Depths. Maybe that was a design decision made by one of his fellow designers. It seems like Japanese directors frequently take credit for things that their "underlings" actually did so it would not surprise me. It's easy to forget that these games are designed by multiple people and sometimes they don't communicate well.
As for the definition of feature, I'm just telling you as it is. I am a professional programmer and that is the definition of feature in the software development context. I wanted to be a game dev when I was a kid but the career options are way shittier, although I enjoy doing it. You can think of it as the opposite of a "bug" or "glitch" if you want. But a feature is something that was on the planning board before you started development, although with the sad state of IT management they frequently show up during development.
c52c42 No.14058874
>>14058753
Windows Vista on a Linux 98. Also I have an HP mouse.
e2b09e No.14058900
>tfw you spent a few months on learning to touch type well and now you're much better at vidya
Feels great, lads.
cb15b6 No.14058919
>>14058338
i wish i was able to speedrun super mario world, speed runs of that game are super fun to watch
b4bfcf No.14058949
>>14058874
That HP mouse is going to cause massive framerate issues anon. I recommend either using a trackball or upgrading to OS X whenever possible.
7da75b No.14058974
>Started playing Starcraft at 15
>now 30
>I've only gotten worse
>getting destroyed by noobs on free 2 play even
IM SLOWLY DRIFTING TOOO
78b3b5 No.14058981
>>14058974
You're aging, congratulations.
56476e No.14058984
>>14058459
Even 100% speedruns avoid as much as gameplay as possible and try to rules lawyer their way out of it.
>I'm not skipping any levels or out of bounds. I'm just hopping on invisible level structures to avoid all enemies.
>Technically it's not a glitch but just oversight in code so it's okay.
21183e No.14058985
>>14058370
Yeah yeah, we remember your shitty thread when you said you were going to make that game and everyone pointed out it would be a terrible game anyway. Nice to see you're still mad.
b71092 No.14059011
I have a different problem. I have world-record-tier skill in several games and know that if I took the time out to push myself and take on some additional rules I could get them. Problem is I wouldn't be having fun anymore. Very frustrating to see greatness just within my grasp but lack the motivation to take it.
2e170d No.14059015
>>14058338
>Implying that someone being better than you means you're bad at the video game
OP, everything about your post is retarded. With logic like that, there can only be one good player for every game.
116a37 No.14059022
>>14058818
I've collected quite the amount of dubs in my time anon.
a4e436 No.14059023
>>14058363
The only speed running I like is for SM64 just because of how utterly fascinating it is.
32d919 No.14059038
>>14058370
You don't need to add unskippable cutscenes, just put in loading elevators that slow everything down like in Mass Effect. Speed runners will bitch but people who actually enjoy atmosphere will feel like it's more immerse.
aa4330 No.14059047
I don't even play nor enjoy videogames. I just come here for the LOL threads and occasionally lurk these kind of template threads.
116a37 No.14059049
>>14059047
Then you're cancer
767dce No.14059051
>>14059049
this is /v/ none of us actually play video games
1c8a47 No.14059053
>>14058338
Just try to be better than you currently are. Then repeat once you get better.
32d919 No.14059060
>>14059051
You're thinking of cuckchan and you should really go back to it.
767dce No.14059074
>>14059060
no i'm thinking of /v/ stop playing video games you degenerate
32d919 No.14059086
>>14059074
No, you're thinking of half/v/, newfag. Full/v/ is literally about playing video games, you are the only degenerate here and you're fooling no one and fitting in poorly.
b4bfcf No.14059106
>>14059086
b-b-but da meemz!
d0c21a No.14059119
Just because you don't speedrun something doesn't mean you're not good at it. The act is speedrunning a game is mostly autistically applying common speedrun exploits to a game, it either boils down to muscle memory, extreme luck or it's simply easy to pull off.
Speedrunning is shit anyway. Watching streams is shit but at least it's somewhat forgivable if the steamer takes their time, engages with the viewers and has fun. Watching speedrunners is just seeing someone autistically exploit the game while being completely detached from the viewers.
1e4bed No.14059124
>>14059119
>at least it's somewhat forgivable if the steamer takes their time, engages with the viewers and has fun.
You mean some retarded faggot just streaming himself playing a game normally like anyone gives a shit? No, that's the absolute worst kind of garbage. Streaming is indeed shit, but the only slightly even remotely forgivable streams to watch are things like speedrunning.
97b9a8 No.14059133
>>14058338
Fear not, you may be bad at vidya but you'll never be NightcrawlerK98
d0c21a No.14059165
>>14059124
But people do give a shit about them, granted they're few and far between. Personally I cannot stand streaming but the most tolerable ones are those that don't use any facecams or overlays, and enjoy themselves without having to autistically rush through the game.
1e4bed No.14059166
1e4bed No.14059174
>>14059165
Yeah you're right, people do give a shit, I don't know why I said they didn't. I know better than to pretend vidya hasn't been taken over by cancerous hordes.
97b9a8 No.14059176
>>14059166
>He didn't suffer through the DTA Tournament on /v/
You've missed out anon.
2e170d No.14059177
>>14059051
Speak for yourself, faggot
0fd0c4 No.14059181
>>14059022 (checked)
Your dubs prove that.
1e4bed No.14059187
25ada3 No.14059201
>>14059051
Bet you don't even get dubs, cuckchan reject.
61918a No.14059212
>all the people bitching about speedrunning being just breaking the game
>when almost any game that's speedrun has a glitchless category
44e4a3 No.14059213
>>14058698
Whatever do you mean? There's plenty of sound.
21ee5c No.14059219
>like game and play it a lot
>think you're pretty good at it
>watch speedruns of it on yt
>World record holders are using the same strategies as you, just a bit more polished, or using glitches you haven't discovered yet.
Feels pretty good, actually.
826e38 No.14059238
>recently got back to AoE2
>can't even beat ai on middle
I thought I was actually good at this game when I played 17 years ago.
d0c21a No.14059259
>>14059212
Glitchless is still exploiting the game but within the game rules.
Everyone takes a set route that has been autistically calculated to be faster than the others.
80f36a No.14059266
The only good speedrunners are the ones who don't use shitty exploits. Prove me wrong.
1e4bed No.14059267
>>14059238
HD has much, much better AI. You can still choose the classic AI on HD and it's piss easy, but the new AI will rape you.
688c91 No.14059273
>>14059259
>glitchless is still exploiting the game but within the games rules
anon, are you retarded?
a glitch is a quirk or foible within the games rules that creates an unintended experience, like falling through world geometry for some reason
an exploit is a player using something in the games rules in a way to create an unintended gameplay experience that is beneficial to him, an example would be bouncing on the same koopa shell over and over to get unlimited 1ups
>>14059266
if you are not using exploits then what about it is a speed run?
0d2c9b No.14059274
>try to play game
>not motivated enough to play game
>do it anyway, can't think straight
>force myself to think straight, steady progress and zero enjoyment
>body does all the easy stuff like grinding on autopilot as I think about all the time that was spent playing vidya
>no regrets about anything, only a feeling that it'd be better if we lived in a different time
>process repeats whenever I want to play vidya again
help
1e4bed No.14059284
>>14059274
>playing grindy games
There's your problem.
107ba8 No.14059292
>>14059274
Go out and fight the jew. Acquaint yourself with /pol/ and the facts of the world. You will never make any positive changes to your life unless you change the world and people around you.
Also stop grinding without a trainer. For fuck’s sake; there’s nothing fun about that unless you’re one of the fucking Asian subspecies.
c3defe No.14059295
just speedrun games that are fun like doom or quake
80f36a No.14059304
>>14059274
I have a sick idea.
Instead of grinding vidya shit, grind some sick gainz. Get some weights or go to the gym, fag.
0d2c9b No.14059308
>>14059292
Lurked /pol/ for around four years. /r/the_donald, TRS rapefugees and actual shills turned the place into an echochamber. Does not invalidate anything you've said about the jew and changing the world around you, but seeing /pol/ today is just depressing, more than anything.
>>14059304
What's the point if you don't plan to get in barfights.
80f36a No.14059314
>>14059308
You never know when you might get into one, faggot. Or you can just lift for the aesthetics.
0d2c9b No.14059320
>>14059314
Like my chair is gonna appreciate a six-pack. That's just getting addicted to a post-workout adrenaline high. I'm no fatass, but if there's no reason to get MAD GAINZ I'd rather play vidya.
80f36a No.14059339
>>14059320
You can use your gainz to beat up fags for fun. Think about it, dude.
6f9829 No.14059350
>>14059187
It's a mod that adds Tiberium Dawn and Red Alert 1 units together and balances the gameplay a bit.
1e4bed No.14059358
>>14059350
Oh, I think I saw that thread and was interested until I saw what game was chosen. Shouldn't have chosen such a shitty game and more people probably would have joined.
61918a No.14059376
>>14059259
>Glitchless is still exploiting the game but within the game rules.
Are you retarded? What else does getting gud mean other then understanding game mechanics to the point you know for a fact what's most efficient?
bfafaa No.14059378
>>14059358
Let me guess, you'd rather they play C&C4?
15cf90 No.14059409
>>14058546
>>14058465
Obviously this is darkspinesonic
1e4bed No.14059420
>>14059378
Red Alert 2
Age of Empires 2
Supreme Commander
Company of Heroes
Warcraft 3
Dawn of War 2
Age of Mythology
Stronghold
Men of War
Maybe Rise of Nations or Empire Earth, though I haven't actually played either. Still need to do that.
You know, any decent RTS really. I don't know why they picked some random mod no one has ever heard of for a painfully obsolete game. There's a point where the technical limitations of a game due to its age make it objectively shit, and the original C&C is past that point.
7fecac No.14059424
Only with some exceptions are speedrunners actually good at games.
Be like Pannenkoek.
Do not shout out to simpleflips
80f36a No.14059429
>>14059424
He sounds gay as shit. Is he legit gay? SimpleFlips, of course.
7fecac No.14059433
>>14059429
Considering most speedrunners, I'd say ~2 years to a sex change, give or take how much people pay attention to them.
44e4a3 No.14059450
>>14059376
Stop stealing my memes and naming them you normalfag.
15cf90 No.14059567
>>14059463
>today
Fucking fresh
107ba8 No.14059579
>>14059308
>seeing /pol/ today is just depressing more than anything
A man after my own suicidal heart.
bfafaa No.14059607
>>14059420
The fact you think it was the original C&C pretty much means you never bothered to read the thread at all or even play the game. and a lot of your choices are pleb tier
f11e4e No.14059637
>>14058370
That won't stop them. They'll just sit through the cutscenes just like with every other game.
1e4bed No.14059654
>>14059607
It was, though?
f80e7f No.14059668
>>14058371
>What are glitchless speedruns
cc7d5b No.14059684
>>14058338
>your skill at a game will only ever be proportional to the amount of time you put into gitting fucking gud
Feels normal as fuck.
OP's a faggot as always.
77f251 No.14059697
> Play fighting games a lot
> Lose most of the time online and with friends
> Still learning shit and getter better
It's all I ask for really.
12923a No.14059698
>>14059212
After taking away the sweatdrop, how do you perceive this Nanashi as smug? It looks like the look of someone forcing a smile as they pity you.
aa978f No.14059722
>play fightan, probably my favorite genre
>get better than all of my friends but one who is always better than me
>keep fightan, having fun
>plateau
>nothing but frustration and pain past that point until I inevitably drop the game then pick up a new fightan within a year or two
>repeat
bfafaa No.14059723
>>14059654
No it was based off Tiberian Sun engine. Considering it has MP Servers, free, easy to setup and run and above all toaster friendly it was perhaps the best choice for an RTS tournament.
6f9829 No.14059735
>>14059133
>Red Alert 2
That's a pretty poor competitive game to be honest, it mostly comes down to spamming tanks better than the other faggot. Dawn of War 1 would have perhaps been better though.
>There's a point where the technical limitations of a game due to its age make it objectively shit, and the original C&C is past that point.
DTA isn't even on the same engine as C&C95 anon.
bfafaa No.14059738
>>14059723
Also to add if you think any of your suggestions would have been good for an RTS tournament you really need to play MP more.
a0cf68 No.14059749
>>14059320
>no reason to get fit
What are you, gay?
>improved physical health
>live longer
>more likely to survive disease and major surgery
>more likely to survive a crisis situation
>improved mental health
>reduce depression and anxiety
>be treated better by other people out of respect
>be more attractive to women
>be a better role model for your family
>become the best you can be
The idea and physical and mental strength are at odds, like you be gotta be either a scrawny dork or a retarded meat head is kike bullshit. Be a well read, intelligent, and physically capably man. You owe it to your ancestors, and you people as a whole.
6f9829 No.14059754
>>14059738
Supcom FA is pretty good but matches have the potential to go on far too long to comfortable run a one day tournament. Company of Heroes is micromanagement-heavy trash. Dawn of War 2 is actually quite a good 1v1 game but it's really an RTT rather than an RTS. Men of War again is an RTT over an RTS but could have worked. I'd agree on the rest being fairly shitty PvP games other than RoN which I've never played against a human.
1e4bed No.14059801
>>14059723
Almost everything I listed can be played multiplayer for free, and most of them are toaster friendly.
bfafaa No.14059808
>>14059754
Rise of Nations suffer from the same problem Age of Empires has in that certain nations are blatantly broken and downright OP in PvP. DoW II is also rather imbalanced. Doesn't mean they aren't fun they just aren't the best when it comes to having an RTS tournament
bfafaa No.14059821
>>14059801
There was anons taking part in the tournament with Windows XP on a Pentium IV and 256mb of RAM and 64mb Graphic Cards. I shit you not.
1e4bed No.14059825
>>14059738
I only play MP, what are you talking about? Both SupCom and AoE2 even have active tournament communities. I'm pretty sure Age of Mythology does too.
bf0cad No.14059827
>>14058435
Normalniggers feed the speedrunning cancer with their hard earned shekels. Die.
6f9829 No.14059845
>>14059801
DTA is also 100% free (legally in fact) and runs on damn near anything. In practical terms just going with base RA1 + CnCnet might have been better though.
6f9829 No.14059895
>>14059825
AoE2 as a competitive 1v1 or 2v2 game is pretty boring since you just get the same handful of nations, maps and harassment/scouting + countering tactics. 1v1 Arabia can only be experienced so many times before you want to kill yourself. It's better as a 3v3 or 4v4 game certainly but arranging 6-8 anons to show up for multiple games is not a good idea when even one person being late/not showing fucks the entire project. Honestly AoE 2 plays best, in my opinion, in a lan/with friends situation since you can have some basic house rules and allow for things like actually being able to use maps with water/boats and a bit of asymmetry. Supcom is again good but games can last too long: it's difficult to ask anons to commit to more than a few hours of a tournament.
1e4bed No.14059896
>>14059845
>DTA is also 100% free (legally in fact) and runs on damn near anything.
Yeah, but it's shit.
6643c9 No.14059901
6f9829 No.14059906
>>14059896
Given that you didn't even know what engine it was running on I doubt you've actually played it.
6f9829 No.14059911
>>14059906
>>14059896
Also R.U.S.E. is a good game, why does everyone always forget to mention it? I realise the remaining ~200 fags playing it only ever play the inferior 1945 mode when 1942 is better but still.
1e4bed No.14059966
>>14059911
>console RTS
It didn't really hook me when I played the free weekend.
6f9829 No.14059997
>>14059966
Weirdly the limitations of trying to work on consoles led to them making one of the few good RTS games to focus almost entirely on macro over micro (unless of course you're a plane player and even then the level of micromanagement is minimal).
>It didn't really hook me when I played the free weekend.
Probably you ended up playing against 1945-only fags. As with any RTS game past a certain age the majority of the community plays only a single mode usually the worst one that was 'solved' years ago and thus has only one meta strategy and a handful of maps. In R.U.S.E. specifically I've regularly seen players with 100ish hours beat 3000-4000 hour veterans just by playing on 1942 or Total War mode because veteranfags can't adapt.
Also fuck Japan, whichever idiot at Eugen designed that faction needs to be shot.
b58b01 No.14060046
>>14058478
>settling for mediocrity
23ce76 No.14060233
>>14058363
>>14058370
I'd structure my game like a multi-route VN, while having multiple acts making up the areas of each route. The game would have things like a moving escort quest (see also: DD) and a bunch of boss fights with multiple stages. But most importantly, the eventual True End would require you to do all sorts of side quests with waiting gimmicks and going a little off roads.
There would even be a speed-run included where you begin at Route 1 and progress the way through with no save slots. You'd get a special cosmetic prize at the end. It would just take a shitting sock to get there.
5f5b53 No.14060278
>find game
>enjoy it
>play it autistically
>few threads
>threads about it barely make it to bump limit even when they're tacked on to threads spanning the whole genre
worst feeling
ee306a No.14060319
>>git gud is the point of gaming
maybe but you can play games to immerse yourself in those worlds, for the experience while getting better as side quest
89828b No.14060340
>>14058338
>watch speedruns of it on yt
More impressive to be good at a game without prior knowledge of it, than to practice for years and have 99.9% of your runs be failures until you finally get something decent enough to show people. That's what speedrunning is.
a12071 No.14060367
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>>14058338
who gives a fuck about other niggers, so long as you have fun it don't matter. can't believe people here actually want to be speedrunner tier autistic. sage for shit thread
fafb7e No.14060402
>>14060367
i really like this artist wish they did more things with pic related
196df3 No.14060410
>>14059749
wtf I hate Socrates now
bf0cad No.14060458
>>14060367
>Draw curvy, voluptuous women with great hourglass figures
>Put male genitalia on them
Futafags should all die or boost their testosterone levels to the point where they don't wish for a woman dominating them in a relationship.
d6681d No.14060466
>>14060402
those are just dudes with tits right.
i'm one of those weird faggots that can't get off to futa or mentally-ill trannies but traps and boob dudes are fine
57b8c2 No.14060469
>>14059749
I like this anon, have a (you)
cfb368 No.14060475
>>14058338
They only "get gud" because they do the same shit for weeks trying to shave a few seconds off their time. Eventually they will memorize everything that happens and it appears they are good. Yet they have to do the same thing all over again once they try a new game. You would feel differently if all those speedrunning fags actually showed the work it took to get to where they were instead of just showing the end result.
cc5dc8 No.14060487
>Play game and enjoy it, take your time with it
>Friend gets same game and gushes about how much he loves it
>He 100%s it in the time you've played so far
Just happened to me.
bcfc99 No.14060489
>>14059749
You are not God-touched, you are not exceptional, few can place themselves among the great men. Only those that are favoured by the unknown forces can achieve greater than survival.
664f1a No.14060503
>>14058338
>like game and play it a lot
>think you're pretty good at it
>watch speedruns of it on yt
>you're still pretty good at it
OP IS A CUCK
fafb7e No.14060505
>>14060489
those who are not born great are quick to put others down to their level.
die in the streets like the slime you are but don't drag unascended beings down in your squalor.
bcfc99 No.14060511
>>14060505
>replies favourably to futa images
You are not the great man.
fafb7e No.14060519
>>14060511
only a coward would not want to put their dick in all gods creatures to prove their dominance over his kingdom
40a0a1 No.14060521
>>14058435
>t. low functioning autist
Kill yourself you waste of space
664f1a No.14060522
>>14060505
>don't drag unascended beings down in your squalor
>the guy was actually giving positive advice
Anon you made it look like you've been abused by your family.
People who have abusive parents usually look down upon people trying to help, often becoming angry and hostile towards them.
Fix your fucking life faggot.
664f1a No.14060528
>>14060522
my bad i got lost
7fecac No.14060572
>>14060487
>Playing game on hard
>Friend is playing it on easy
<So HEY anon about that ending did you see it yet where _ happens
929dc6 No.14060576
>>14059735
DTA isn't RA2, it's RA1+C&C95 on TS engine.
bc6729 No.14060580
>play mediocre multiplayer game
>get to top 200 in the world out of some six to seven thousand-ish players
>game gets shut down the next day
61918a No.14060588
>>14060572
>play Bayonetta at the same time as a friend
>I finish it a little before him
>after he finishes starts bitching that the ending made no sense
>confused because I thought the ending was great
>turns out he played on easy and still couldn't beat it faster then me
Good feel
941c0e No.14060592
>>14060588
Bayo has a different ending on easy?
c81327 No.14060732
>ITT People who put words into op's mouth
People being better then me doesn't mean I'm bad at something. Just like the olympics, humans like to witness achievement and use it to inspire themselves.
a0cf68 No.14060820
>>14060489
Make your own fate, faggot.
8e2ae0 No.14061000
>>14060489
>muh divine favor
no, you're the reason for your own misery, start lifting and reading you little faggot
fe2e15 No.14061038
>>14058338
>speedruns
Speedruns turn players into trannies.
44f235 No.14061156
>speedruns
There's your problem. Speedrunners practice the exact same game every day for years just to improve their completion time by seconds, maybe even fractions of a second. It's not like they're good at any other game. They're one trick ponies. They're also generally autistic as fuck.
6f9829 No.14061282
>>14060576
I never said it was RA2 anon.
6f9829 No.14061285
>>14060576
>>14061282
Though it appears I originally replied to the wrong anon and that probably explains why it wasn't clear.
d46c03 No.14061312
>>14058442
This.
Play only to challenge yourself and indulge, there will always be some autist better than you anyway.
7713b6 No.14061330
I actually speedrun a few games.
Most of the time it goes like this
>find game I like with unoptimized looking WR
>do a chill run to test the waters
>if I beat the best time with just that and the run is somewhat enjoyable grind it autistically until I get a time I deem respectable or a week if I don't
>hope someone will get his shit together and challenge it
Only got mixed results so far, but the experience itself is rather enjoyable.
0c9894 No.14061332
>>14060487
I did that to my friend in Dark Souls. He was in sen's fortress when I started and I passed him up before he even got to Smough and Ornstein. He quit the game after that happened and I played the shit out of the PVP
7fecac No.14061384
>>14061373
Now, I could be wrong, but I do believe you have an unhealthy ego problem.
dc0863 No.14061395
>>14058338
>giving a shit about not being as good as speedrun cucks
Play games for your own enjoyment you insecure nigger.
a0cf68 No.14061578
>>14061373
You can have every opportunity and divine favor in the world, but it won't mean shit unless you get up off your ass and do something with it.
16dd57 No.14061579
7e6668 No.14061639
>>14058370
If you really want to stop speedrunners, make a game that always takes the same amount of time to beat like Dead Rising.
10edf6 No.14062720
7713b6 No.14062764
>>14062720
EDF 4.1
Space Invaders 1999
and a couple others
46fa3c No.14062851
Do not despair, OP.
Of all the skills one can acquire in life, being good at vidya is the most useless.
I can appreciate speedruns as feats of virtual reflexes and ability, but would never do it myself.
Games are just toys for people to play with as they please. For /v/ or anyone to feel this strongly about them is like reading a customer review on Play-Doh.
698acf No.14062882
https://www.twitch.tv/rtainjapan
RTA in Japan is airing right now.
377e2f No.14062890
>>14059106
her lips look like a prolapsed anus.
a2b67e No.14062904
>buy dark souls
>play a quarter of it and get stuck
>buy dark souls 2
>play a quarter of it and get stuck
>buy dark souls 3
>play a quarter of it and get stuck.
>buy bloodborne
>play a quarter of it and get stuck
<"i'm having fun. this isn't a waste of money. i still enjoy videogames like i used to. everything is fine."
aa363e No.14062913
6f2425 No.14062931
>>14059821
He can definitely play Warcraft 3.
>>14062904
What's the problem anon?
Why aren't you finishing your games?
Why aren't you having fun?
The screenshots have a very high brightness, even though the actual game remains dark no matter what I do.
66f916 No.14062934
>>14062904
I'm fine with the Souls games and Monster Hunters but Nioh was a new level of unfun and I ended up dropping it. Like there's challenging, and then there's literally just not fun in any way. You have to let the player at least have more than 2 seconds after a boss fight begins to do SOMETHING before gibbing them, god damn, character can't even take a step before it's over. You have to fight most of the bosses 20+ times because 18 of those fights you died within the first 2 seconds, and the other 2 fights you got lucky and ended up not dying in the first 2 seconds.
It's just not enjoyable.
ca314e No.14062952
>>14058538
Is that how it feels to be Netero?
957a15 No.14062953
>>14058338
>using speed runners as a measuring stick for Vidya proficiency
Nah fuck that shit
Honestly, I never got the appeal of speed running, I mean you manage to clear a game on record time whoopee.
All thanks to reading guides and using the same old tactics, the only difference from the average joe playing is that they managed to do it faster. Though I will give props to games that lets you do sequence breaking, Half-Life 2 is particularly good at this.
>Meeting other players of the same proficiency in a match
Now that’s fucking awesome. It’s like a match where the whole team is rallying behind their ‘champion’ just so their own top fragger can have the upper hand against the other team’s top dog. I’ve been in matches like this and holy shit in one of the match it lasted for 2 hours (for a game where matches can be ended in mere minutes) since it’s an endless loop of attacks and counter-attacks, with neither of the team’s top scorers unwilling to give up while the lower frags quit and gets replaced by other fucks to fight in the never ending match
Have you recalled a match so exhilarating and entertaining that you’ve actually not salty about the other team winning /v/ ?
ca314e No.14063029
386b9a No.14063077
>>14062851
>being ignunt of the benefits of being excellent at skill based games
3ac5af No.14063102
>>14058338
I don't think being a speedrunner and being 'good' are the same thing. Yer average speedrunner is just some chump who copies the tricks of runners before him and at best they discovered their tricks themselves. That implies a LOT of fucking around, running into bugged corners to glitch through walls, jumping like a spazz into ceilings to get into blue/grey hell etc and generally not playing the game at all but finding a way to break it or ignore 90% of it. I have far more respect for someone who is a completionist or who actually knows which screws to turn ingame to flip things to their advantage.
I remember playing GoW Horde mode years ago with a team of people who were so on the ball that we survived the 50 waves 9/10 times, one time a dingbat friend on my list joined in and spent half the match useless to us trying to stun grenade himself into a wall so he'd be 'invincible' which he wasn't as you could still hit him with explosions which promptly happened soon after he'd managed it. *He* was the kind of cunt who does speedruns, They're in it for something esle, they want to fuck with the game not play it.
e4a063 No.14063163
>>14058338
>speedruns
THE TRANS COMMUNITY
15b522 No.14063166
>>14063102
haha yeah man FUCK your friend for trying to dick around after countless runs of the same thing
41dfb6 No.14063207
>>14063166
>I actually play tic-tac-toe for FUN
a9776c No.14063543
>>14060489
If those forces were unknown there wouldn't be seven fucking billion people in the world.
4db263 No.14063619
>>14063543
not that many tbqhf
fa0a45 No.14070603
>>14063166
>join a group of people attempting to accomplish a goal
>waste their time fucking around like an idiot
If you do this you are a shitty person. Waste your own time.
92cf07 No.14071241
>>14063029
Comiket91 by Oda Non
38a854 No.14071316
>>14062904
I've never finished Dark Souls 2 or 3, probably never will.
ca314e No.14074376
>>14071241
Thank you anon and have fine new year.
a00733 No.14074506
>>14061639
Dead rising actually is still speedrun despite the time limit. There is a also a category for the "Overtime Mode" which is an epilogue that doesn't have those time limits.
72c188 No.14074668
Most people are shit at videogames
>Nier Automata
>55% finished route A
And this is a game for hardcore weebs.
72c188 No.14075054
>pay €70 for JRPG
>speedrun it
Why would anyone do that? For me a game is an experience. I want to soak it all in.
2c35c6 No.14075393
You'll never be happy until you learn to cope with the fact that there will always be someone who's a million times better than you. Play for you.
b39ba4 No.14075440
>>14075054
I don't know, with how bad Eternal Sonata was it could be a better way to play it. Especially that awful, awful scene where the pinky is dying but takes half a goddamn hour doing it and won't shut up, could stand to be skipped.
91f42f No.14075519
>>14075054
Contrary to what you may think, speedrunning isn't something most people do on their first playthrough, beating a 200 hour game in 10 hours, and then never playing it again, unless they're attention whores fishing for clicks for being the first person to get a "world reccord!!!".
Most people who speedrun a game do it after playing it normally to death, completing it, completing it 100%, maybe doing some challenge runs, exploring everything to exhaustion, then figuring out how to do things fast if they think that might be fun.
Speedrunning (and doing other challenge types of playthrough) increases your play time of a game, not the opposite.
f650ca No.14075573
What bothers me is my own laziness, that in order to get even halfway decent, I often look up a guide without trying to figure out a game on my own.
90fd7a No.14075596
>>14075519
Most speed runners are total fucking faggots and trannies, but there is maybe a handful of ok ones that I would have a beer with.
72c188 No.14075657
>>14075519
Well people can enjoy what they want. But with the hundreds of games that release each year I can't be bothered to put that much effort in a single game.
95fb10 No.14075730
>>14059308
You're used to the pristine little /pol/ that split off from /new/ all those years ago. After we lifted the curtain and struck the beast we became punished /pol/
You're looking at a ship in wartime. It's taken some hits and isn't pretty.
c25bb5 No.14075777
>>14058338
>got sick over winter
>played a lot of Mario Kart Double Dash
>was best in my friendcircle
>nobody could even manage to come close to me
>enter a tournament that was in my city just around that time
>get utterly obliterated by one guy
>find later out he's holding pretty much every track record for as good as every Mario Kart
I'll never forget you FalcoX.
6f2425 No.14076261
>>14075573
>being too lazy to have fun
>playing games like they are a chore
I know this feeling, but you have to get out of it.
You really need to find something else to do in your free time otherwise you will come to despise video games.
1ae11e No.14076278
>see others do better than me at a game I like
>realize realistically that I am in the top 25% either way and could shit on most people that challenged me
Nothing wrong with people being better than me when I am still staring down at the plebs.
76fa6a No.14076375
>>14058374
>glitches and exploits reflect mastery of skills expected to be used in the game
What?
It just reflects how you, a human, can pick apart flaws in the coding and AI of a game and possibly use them for your advantage
This doesn't show any particular mastery of any skill at all
f670e9 No.14076450
>>14058363
What are you talking about? You do know that speedrunners don't speedrun on their first blind playthrough right? They probably played it a bunch of times casually and then thought of speedrunning it for the fun of it.
f670e9 No.14076467
>>14076375
> reflects how you, a human, can pick apart flaws in the coding and AI of a game and possibly use them for your advantage
>not even a skill
76fa6a No.14076662
>>14076467
if I abused a boss's AI to beat him instantly with no hp lost, would that make me more skilled than a player who fought and beat him in the quickest time possible without abusing any idiosyncracies, glitches or flaws in the game code?
Anyone who isn't a retard would say no
4c7a29 No.14076732
>>14076662
He's probably talking about finding the glitches, not just using them.
>>14058382
>breaking a game is cheating
>jump a lot and move faster than the developers intended
>you are now a cheater
>fall out of the map
>you are now a cheater
>walk forward and strafe at the same time in Doom
>you are now literally exploiting a bug in the game's code by doing this
>you are now a cheater
Look at this scandalous footage of a hacker caught cheating!
f670e9 No.14076784
>>14076662
But I don't understand. Both examples you presented pointed to the idea of using flaws to your advantage. Besides the very notion of finding flaws and figuring out a way to make sure help you so as to go beyond the boundaries of the game means that it is a skill.
c6b63b No.14076895
>>14076662
Considering a lot of exploits and glitches can require frame-perfect timing or difficulties far beyond what would be expected of the player when playing normally, since developers don't casual-proof breaking the game?
You're full of shit anon.
ce36eb No.14076918
>>14058338
>you will never be truly good at video games
Not until you accept that you are bad and choose to grow from it. Our society raises us to be narcissists incapable of growth or critique, because to admit you are bad now is to admit that you "don't have any innate talent" in the thing you are doing.
This is false. All is gained through hard work. Natural talent is immeasurable, but hard work and progress you can see.
Even if someone has a natural talent (if there is such a thing), struggling against them and losing is far better than wallowing as a pathetic person who doesn't try anything at all.
4720f6 No.14076975
>>14076784
>besides the very notion of finding flaws and figuring out a way to make sure help you so as to go beyond the boundaries of the game means that its a skill
Sounds more like beta-testing to me, and more importantly in the case of "helping you" all it means is that it helps you get a better time on your speedrun's numbers rather than you actually playing the game out
>>14076895
>a lot of exploits and glitches can require frame-perfect timing or difficulties far beyond what would be expected of the player when playing normally
yeah nah, I've only seen a few glitches and exploits like that, and the ones that do usually end up skipping massive portions of the game so that the player's skill in those areas are never really shown to be tested. I don't view those as legitimate
I will concede that performing exploits and glitches like those, especially in platformers or twitch-based games do indeed require a skill though but I definitely wouldn't judge a person's skill at the game based on how well they can perform exploits to skip the fucking gameplay
d29a46 No.14077046
>>14059698
That's a form of smug called condescension
3b9d58 No.14077062
>watching HL2 ravenholme speedrun
>hmm this guy's pretty good with the gravity gun, clearing zombies like nobody's business
>suddenly he picks up a piece of scrap metal, puts it against a wall, and starts zipping around through the air skipping the rest of the map
ok then
f670e9 No.14077072
>>14076975
So you view someone with skill as a person who can complete the game with official game shortcuts (added into the game by game dev himself)?
1c6e6c No.14077074
>>14059212
>Talking about categories
>When all they are are new ways for someone to feel special that that got the best time again
>Then they become a tranny when someone beats their time
164f24 No.14077130
>>14058338
>>like game and play it a lot
>>think you're pretty good at it
<<watch autistic manchildren playing it on yt
<<no life basement dwellers are way better at the game than you
<<tfw you will grow up out of dumb videogames
ce36eb No.14077165
>>14059749
>The idea and physical and mental strength are at odds
We can pinpoint where the idea spawned from thanks to CS Lewis.
>>14060410
" “No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training…what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”" -Socrates
>>14060489
We are all favored by god so long as we follow his teachings and establish a relationship with him. It's surprising how little people know about Christianity. I'm not here to convert you or anything, but at least know what you're talking about.